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I hope to have a stewardess before the following charter.

Being a man down...

Just remember, whoever comes in...

I know.

...they might be your second stew.

Maybe she claims rank.

Bye-bye.

Are you the new deckhand?

I am, I'’m Barnaby.

You'’ve come just in the nick of time.

Put the lazy sheet against the halyard

so there'’s tension on the capstan... perfect.

It'’s great to see that my deck team

is finally shaping up nicely.

I want a bacon Bloody Mary.

Do you have tequila?

I'’d like a Transfusion.

Yeah, we can.

We have, uh...

It'’s hard to concentrate when she have her nipple

saying, "Hello, Marcos."

No, no, no, honestly I can'’t accept... oh.

He can take that ----ing euro note

and shove it so far up his hole.

I'’ve been working for more than 15 hours.

I just wanted to check that you'’re still on

for dinner in 10 minutes.

Ah.

This is bullsh--.

One plate, two... what happened?

You look ----ing tired.

You'’ve got huge bags under your eyes.

I'’m European, and I don'’t look like that,

I look fresh as a daisy.

Let the countdown begin.

- Bye. - Bye.

See you at, what, 6:00?

Yeah.

I just wanted to ask you about breakfast.

I'’m thinking we'll leave at 8:00,

and I'’d really like to sail, if we can, on the way back.

I'’m just thinking, what are we gonna do for breakfast?

We can do stuff in their hands, breakfast sandwiches.

- Like English muffins. - Yeah.

All right, thanks.

I can'’t wait to see what he'’s gonna cook.

What can I get you guys to drink?

Two dirty vodka martinis.

I don'’t know why Colin's hungry,

he just sits in the engine room all day.

Gotta look busy.

- What'’s up, y'all? - Let'’s do a vodka tonic.

Vodka tonic? Sure.

Marcos, Marcos, all the guests are up, FYI.

Ashley, master'’s free.

So, we'’re leaving 8:30 tomorrow morning.

It'’s gonna be a little bit rolly.

We'’re gonna get sails up, so we'’re just thinking

about what'’s the best way to do breakfast.

Daisy and Marcos have suggested maybe wraps and...

Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Breakfast burritos, that'’s amazing.

That'’d be great.

How are you feeling about dinner?

We'’re ready.

Okay, great, well, whenever you'’re ready,

if you take a seat, and I will let Marcos know.

Hola.

What have you done to your hair?

I brushed it.

Oh, I was just gonna say, it looks nice.

Well, thanks.

I'’d like to have a Sapporo beer.

Daisy, do we have any Sapporo beer?

I don'’t think we have any Japanese beer.

- Oh, come on. - I can check for you.

Is this what we'’re drinking, the sake and this here?

- This one'’s the sake. - Oh.

- This one, yeah. - I need a sake cup.

Ashley, Ashley, Daisy.

- Go ahead. - Can you come up for service?

I need a second.

On my way.

I'’m steaming up, baby, cool me off.

You can go.

Are you gonna come up and say what it is?

- Yeah, bring it up. - Yeah? Okay.

They'’re gonna start eating anyway.

You need help with that?

That would be amazing, Colin, thank you.

They'’re gonna be stoked.

You'’ve got... where'’s my chef, por favor?

Tell him I miss him, I wanna see him right now.

They wanna see you, Marcos.

- Where'’s my chef? - "My chef?"

She hired me for a few days, that'’s it.

- Wow. - There'’s more? Jeez.

Dude, look at this.

Hey! Woo!

I said, we haven'’t seen you all day.

They'’re like, because he's, like, preparing all day.

Now, hold on, hold on, can I have...

- Yeah. - ...what do we got here, Chef?

Tuna tataki, a crab roll with avocado

and cream cheese, salmon roll with caviar,

spicy tuna roll with jalapeno and truffle oil, yeah.

Oh, my God, that'’s my favorite.

- Bon appétito, hey! - Thank you.

Bravo.

Whew, thank God.

Let her serve, honey, it'’s hot.

You can'’t really do that.

When she gets a chance, she'’ll serve it.

Yeah, sure, what would you like?

I'’ll have one of those, and tuna sashimi.

Sure.

I ----ing wanna rip this guy'’s head off,

but I will be sweet, professional chief stew Daisy.

Would you like anything else?

I don'’t know, it was a Menorca beer.

It was good. Menorca.

It was a Menorca beer, a Menorca beer.

All right, they'’re happy, they'’re ----ing like...

Ashley, you got a Japanese beer?

We'’ll take six Sapporos.

I don'’t know if I have Sapporo. Let me see what I have.

- Yeah. - Just ignore him.

That'’s what you do with three-year-olds,

just ignore him.

That'’s all we need to eat for the rest of our life.

Gary, can you check their preference sheet

and see if Japanese beer was requested?

You like that, huh?

You would be so skinny, sweetie, skinny, skinny, skinny.

What do you mean, "I would be?"

Check Japanese beer was requested.

Taste this, babe, right now.

No, none of them.

Thank you.

What?

I'’m going to ----ing punch that ----ing mother----er.

*bleep*

Woo, how sexy is she when she'’s angry?

Just to let you know, I checked the preference sheet,

and there was no Japanese beer, so we didn'’t order any in.

We didn'’t know we were gonna get a spread like this.

Oh, okay.

Tomorrow, easy breakfast, burritos.

Yeah.

I hate to say it, but I'’m full.

This guy?

Yeah.

What a dinner, guys.

- The jalapeno was spicy. - Oh, oh, it'’s hot.

God!

Ashley, go to bed.

Are you guys all good here?

Yeah.

Okay, good night, y'’all.

Oh, my God, I feel so good right now.

Are you guys off to bed?

We wanna try to wake up early.

We would like a thing of ice, a thing of vodka, and,

like, a couple tonics, couple of sodas, thank you so much.

I will bring it down to you now, you'’re welcome.

Thank you so much.

Good night.

Yes.

Tuck me in.

They want these for bedtime?

I don'’t get it.

- They wanna party in their room. - Okay.

- Thank you, sweetie. - Hi, you'’re welcome.

Good night, asshole, see you in the ----ing morning.

Sleep well, guys.

Have fun. You'’re welcome.

Okay. I'’m gonna go rinse down.

Okay, thank you, thanks for your help.

No problem, night.

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, so much boat.

Good morning.

- How you doing? - All good.

I'’m gonna go to bed.

Is any guests up?

No, they might get up once we get going, though.

Yeah, they'’ll do, they're gonna ----ing get rolled out of bed.

- Yeah. - No doubt.

How was the boat looking this morning?

- Yeah, it was good. - Fine.

So, I'’ve done the fly bridge...

Yeah, that'’s fine....

...the cockpit, I put those fenders away.

Oh, you put them away? Really?

Yeah, I just thought they'’re gonna

get blown around and salty and horrible.

Yeah, exactly.

I could work a hell of a lot harder and make

that boat a hell of a lot nicer, but I'’m here to have fun.

I mean, work smart, not hard.

So, I'’m thinking if I can get along with Gary,

I'’m not gonna have to worry about

cleaning the windows too much.

This is all that we'’ve got left, eh?

Perfect.

Gary and Colin, I'’m gonna fire up

and start picking up right now.

Copy from deck crew.

So, if it gets too tight

and we'’re pulling against each other,

then you'’re gonna have to ease.

Three o'’clock, medium stay.

Okay, Glenn, both anchors are home, both anchors are home.

Copy, thanks, mate.

- Good morning. - Morning, morning.

- Oh, wow. - Oh, look at this, eh?

Wow, what'’s going on? New deckhand, eh?

I got the memo.

- Should we get sails up? - Mm-hmm.

All crew, all crew, we'’re gonna be sailing

in about five minutes.

We'’re gonna do the mizzen now.

Okay, going up.

Might be a bit rolly.

I'’m gonna wrap them on a foil.

Okay, that'’s good, let'’s go to the main.

Okay, hold.

We'’ll go a little fat till we get the genoa out.

Keep coming up.

- Engine'’s off. Sailing, baby. - This is it, right?

Ooh, fire, fire. All right.

- Morning, guys. - Morning.

Just hold on!

Got a nice tilt now.

This is probably in the teens.

- Morning. - Morning, how are you?

I don'’t know yet.

Up on the top.

Which they definitely are.

Sit over there.

I gotta lay down, I gotta lay down.

Ugh!

Baby, it'’s actually beautiful.

You gotta sit up though, like this.

Got a nice tilt now.

I gotta lay down, I gotta lay down.

All right, go over there.

It'’s not really that bad out here, is it?

No, this is fine.

Good morning.

Anything for you, Dr. Nichols?

Are you okay... no? Okay.

Can I get you anything, Chris?

How do you like it?

I can do that.

I think I can have a mimosa.

- Mimosa for this guy. - Mimosa?

Can I have a vodka orange juice?

Yeah, and I think we'’re doing food, right,

in five minutes or so?

Thank you.

Shoot me.

Oh, Daisy Dukes, just in time for the drinks to start coming.

- Hey, Captain. - Yes?

That'’s it, honey, you're going home by yourself.

Oh!

Ow!

Barnabus, if you could... if you have...

- "Barnabus" isn'’t sticking. - Bar...

Holy moly.

Barnabus, you can do it yourself.

Barnaby.

She ----ing hates sailing.

Hey, I got a great idea, let'’s go on a sailing trip.

She ----ing hates boats.

- What do you got there? - We got breakfast burritos...

- Okay. - ...and breakfast McMuffins.

I'’ll have a sausage McMuffin.

- Good morning. - Hi.

- You just wake up, Daisy? - I did.

Get in there.

Okay, going away on the genoa.

Copy.

As soon as that'’s done, let'’s get them back up here.

You can watch the mizzen, you can watch the main,

we'’ll put these sails away.

I'’m gonna make the master and dry the shower.

Coming down.

So, how'’s the sausage, egg, and cheese?

Excellent.

That is the most delicious little salsa thingie

that they gave us there.

- Back a little bit. - Back a little bit.

Okay. Stop there.

Oh, Lord, I don'’t even know.

- So... - Yes.

Okay.

Mine are ready to go.

Okay, great, thank you, Donna.

*bleep* there'’s sh-- everywhere.

Dirt on the carpet.

I had this, like, bronzer cream,

you know, flew off the thing.

There'’s bronzer all over the wall.

Oh, my God, this is just ----ed.

No, I'’m not going to.

I don'’t care.

I think this is maybe just OJ.

They shut me off.

Daisy!

Now you'’ve got me looking over my shoulder, scared.

Stop, you'’re making me nervous.

These bags need to go up now.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, Daisy?

Shh!

Is anybody there?

What would you like?

Vodka orange juice, please.

Yeah, sure.

Jesus.

You know how to do these, right?

Nope.

That'’s a monkey's fist on the end.

Helps get our line to shore when we fire away.

Yeah.

I'’ve never docked a boat as big as this,

so we never have to use those heaving lines

to throw the big line.

We can just throw the normal line anyway.

The key is to not let it make a knot in there.

When it'’s windy, it must be tough to do this, huh?

- This is not too bad. - A meter aft, Glenn.

All right, let'’s get the bow line on.

- Good throw! - Thank goodness.

Is that forward-going spring on?

Okay, forward running spring'’s on.

Not bad, Glenn, not bad.

Thank you.

Nice, that looks good, thanks.

- I'’m gonna go down. - Good job, bro.

Cheers, mate, thank you for helping out.

Nice one.

Hey, girls?

- Yeah? - Hey, what'’s up?

The guests are about to leave.

Should we go down?

This is a nice spot right here.

Let'’s get everybody on the dock.

Let'’s go first, honey, come on.

Well done.

Thank you so much.

Kelsie, Mr. New Zealand.

Cheers, man.

You were the best. Wait a second... I can'’t kiss you.

Oh *bleep* off.

Oh, my chef!

- Hope to see you guys again. - Yes.

- Hug, thanks for everything. - Thank you so much.

We just wanna say thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

You guys were amazing, the food was absolutely...

- Thank you, thank you so much. - ...absolutely amazing.

We were just astounded, so thank you so much, from all of us.

- Thank you, guys. - Thank you very, very much.

Thank you, well deserved for all of you.

Oh, thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you!

- Bye. - Cheers, guys.

Amazing. Bye, guys.

Woo, bye-bye!

I probably ruined my whole career in yachting for that.

Okay, deck team, let'’s go get changed.

I do like mud.

You do like mud, but you don'’t like Gary.

I like the taste of dirt.

Just not Gary rubbing you down with it.

- Ugh. - Ugh!

All crew, all crew, can we get everybody

in the saloon for a tip meeting, thank you.

Oh...

Okay. Here we are again.

I just wanna say major kudos to all of you, especially to Daisy.

We all know losing Gabriela was not easy.

That'’s been hard on all of us,

especially with very demanding guests.

- I'’m very proud of you guys. - Thank you.

That brings me to Barnaby.

You did a great job, we'’re really happy to have you here.

Cool, yeah, thank you, everyone.

Obviously, I don'’t know what I'’m doing, so...

No, you'’re doing a really good job.

Thank you. Cool.

That'’s fake it till you make it.

Well, all in all, I think it went really well.

They were challenging, but I think they left very happy,

and I think that is reflected in the tip.

The tip is 20,000 U.S.

So, that comes to, like the last one, 2,500 each.

Yes.

Yeah, 2,100 and change, well done.

I have absolutely no guilt.

We ----ing deserved it.

Lastly, we'’re lucky to have a new addition to our team

who will be joining us this afternoon.

- Ooh! - Oh, that'’s sweet.

Let'’s get ready to welcome her with open arms.

Yeah, I'’m good to continue this way.

- Should I cancel her? - No!

Yes, yes!

Daisy and I are working so well together at this point,

the last thing I want is some new girl

showing up and bossing me around.

I prefer twosomes. I don'’t like to share.

And then you guys are gonna go

and have a nice meal tonight, a nice dinner.

All right, guys, thank you very much.

- And on that note. - On that note.

Thanks, everybody. - Thank you.

She'’s coming today?

Is she gonna work today?

Nope, I think she'’s just going out.

It'’s, like, weird having her come in on a night off.

Like, new guys are easy for me,

obviously, but new girls are a little bit...

I'’m a little nervous.

You'’re gonna be fine.

Little nervous, I'’m not gonna lie.

Hello?

- Coming up. - Have you shagged Ashley?

No, I did not.

If someone wants to deny the fact that anything happened,

I remember the ----ing penis in my vagina.

- Hello? - Hello.

I'’m Scarlett.

Scarlett, hi, I'’m Glenn, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome aboard, where are you from?

I'’m originally from Arkansas, small town.

Okay.

But I'’ve been in San Diego for three years.

Yeah, how do you like it over there?

- I love it. - Okay.

- It'’s on the water, so... - Cool.

...my happy place.

I'’m from Arkansas, but I don'’t like country music,

I'’m very out there.

And I'’m rebellious,

I will touch the hot stove and see for myself.

Well, let me introduce you to the crew.

Perfect.

The first guy I dated when I moved to San Diego

was actually a boat captain.

We went out on the water the same day,

and then it just became my life.

It'’s just, like, weird.

Let'’s see if we can find these guys.

- Gary? Colin? - Yo?

This is Scarlett.

- Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you.

- Scarlett, nice to meet you. - How'’s it going?

- Good, how are you? - Good. Hello.

- Hi. - I'’m Barnaby.

- Nice to meet you. Scarlett. - Nice to meet you, Scarlett.

- Sorry, let me... - No, you'’re fine.

...squeeze past.

- Hi, Ashley. - Ashley, I'’m Scarlett.

Nice to meet you. You'’re my roommate.

Oh, yay!

Scarlett!

Yeah, the floor is stainless.

- The floor too? - Yeah.

Okay.

Scarlett, there'’s some more gentlemen in here.

Hello, I'’m Scarlett.

- Hello. - That'’s Gary.

- Hey, Scarlett, Gary. - Nice to meet you.

Marcos. You already met Colin and Barnaby.

- What was your name? - Marcos.

- Marcos, nice to meet you. - Daisy, she'’s the chief stew.

Do you need a hand with anything, your luggage or stuff?

I don'’t know, you wanna check on that?

Oh, of course.

Because I didn'’t see any luggage.

Out of my way!

Oh, my God, you boys.

- I'’m Daisy. - Scarlett.

- Scarlett, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Am I taking it straight to my cabin?

No, I'’m just kidding.

- I'’m Kelsie. - Scarlett. Nice to meet you.

Oh, mother----er, what does she have in here?

- Have you met all the crew? - I believe so.

Okay, cool.

- Is there a charter tomorrow? - No.

Oh.

Tomorrow'’s just turning around the boat.

Is there a dead body in here or something?

Yeah.

Have you done boats before?

Nothing to this extent.

Obviously ask me anything you want, but yeah...

Okay.

...it'’s just gonna be really steep learning curve.

- I'’m hoping to pick it up fast. - You will.

As long as Scarlett doesn'’t piss me off, she'’ll be fine.

- Do you need toiletries? - Where did you come from?

- You come from the States? - Scarlett...

- I'’m from San Diego. - ...if you need...

So, you flew in from there now?

Shh, Gary, you can talk to her in two seconds.

If you need toiletries, they'’re in there.

Okay, got it.

We'’ll see.

Now you may talk to her.

No, no, that'’s me done, that's all I wanted to find out.

Boring!

How old are you?

- I'’m 25. How old are you? - Twenty-three.

Oh, nice.

Did you finish, Ashley?

Yeah, I didn'’t finish everything.

No, that'’s fine.

I don'’t think I even asked you... what position are you?

- Third stew. - Cool.

A large catamaran in San Diego, and then I was,

like, raised, you know, on boats and stuff a lot.

Yeah. Are you?

Okay.

Thank you.

- I'’m gonna sit outside. - Yep.

- You look lovely, Dais. - Thank you.

Oh, it'’s so cool.

- Cheers, ladies. - Cheers.

Well done.

- I'’m so excited to be here. - Yeah? Yeah?

- Vamos. - Girl, get in the back with me.

Cheers, girls. Cheers!

Look at this dress.

Oh, thanks, Barnaby.

Yeah, that dress is hideous, take it off.

Oh, dear, here we go.

Your totally gonna *bleep* the new girl.

- No, I'’m not. - You totally are.

- Are you the new girl? - You shagged Ashley.

- No, I did not. - Yes, you did.

- No, I did not. - Own it.

Somebody needs to remember tonight.

- One for Barnaby. - It'’s gonna be Marcos.

Marcos knows all, Marcos knows things

that I don'’t know, apparently, now.

- Did I? - No way.

Okay, no.

He dipped it in and out, and that'’s that.

Okay.

Well, that'’s like if you take an ice cream

and you lick it, did you eat the ice cream?

- No, you just... - Yes, the calories still count.

- The front? - Yeah. Oh!

Oh, my God, pretty!

This is us, guys.

Whether you wanna acknowledge it or not, it happened.

It'’s like he's ashamed of me

I wanna be closest to the water.

This is quite something, guys.

Oh, this is so cute.

Welcome to our restaurant terrace.

We'’ve prepared some tapas for you,

some sharing platters using local produce.

We will bring them out.

Can I get you any more drinks?

- Thank you. - Yes.

Yes, please.

Do you have an espresso martini?

- Could we get eight tequilas? - Okay.

- Cheers, thanks, guys. - I'’m gonna get ----ed up.

Nothing like this.

It'’s more of, like, day charters.

This is huge.

*bleep* that thing is massive.

Wait, I'’m having tequila as well.

- Okay, cheers, guys. - Cheers to the newbies.

Yay, newbies!

Vodka water.

Vodka water, that'’s an interesting choice.

- Have you had it? - No. I will now.

Refreshing.

- Yeah? - It'’s pretty good.

Gary, Gary, Gary...

Is there anything in here? I don'’t know about that.

Gary. Gary.

I don'’t know, they're random.

Oh, are they?

Y'’all are gonna see the really not good side of me.

So, you don'’t eat seafood, that'’s all you don't eat?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Shrimp, I'’ll eat shrimp.

You can deny it happened, but it happened.

I remember more than he says.

Try one of these bad boys.

- Yeah. - Not that bad?

- It'’s so good. - Bleh, bleh.

You'’ll like it, it's like--

We'’re good.

Okay.

Gary, can we go for a cigarette?

- I'’ll go with you, Daisy. - No, you will not.

Yes, thank you, Scarlett.

I know that'’s what happened.

We'’ll figure it out in the morning.

I'’m just, like, honestly so happy to be here.

Good!

I think we'’re gonna have fun, and, like...

- Yeah. - ...I think we'’ll kill it.

- Are you single? - I am single.

Oh, God. Here comes trouble.

I'’ve heard.

Watch out for Gary.

Yeah, I know, I can already, like, feel it.

Yeah.

Yeah. Ah!

I feel like Daisy is protective over Gary.

I mean, I'’m sure there's a lot I don'’t know,

but it'’s my first night here.

So, this is wild.

Fun times.

If someone wants to deny the fact that anything happened,

I know that'’s what happened.

I missed that, can you say that one more time?

I remember the ----ing penis being in my ----ing vagina.

Why are you going to deny it?

This is why you don'’t hook up

with someone that'’s so clingy and just so childish.

I remember the ----ing penis in my vagina.

It happened.

He can deny it, but I remember the ----ing penis in my vagina.

Mm, mm.

Wow.

Thanks for coming for a cigarette with me.

Yeah, of course.

That'’s my cue to leave.

- How'’s it going, Daisy? - Good.

Okay, who'’s looking after me,

I can'’t rely on me, because last time

you were looking after me, I kissed Gary, so...

You'’ve kissed Gary every ----ing night.

All right, jealousy over in the corner.

Oh!

Oh, she called it!

That'’s very cute.

Can I have a lighter? Come for a cigarette.

Drama, drama, drama.

I feel like you'’re catching on quick.

Get used to it.

That'’s just the beginning.

What are you gonna do about your girlfriend?

I don'’t have a girlfriend...

You... Ashley'’s your girlfriend.

- No, she'’s not my girlfriend. - Ashley'’s your new girlfriend.

No, she'’s not.

But my self-defense mechanism'’s gonna come out.

I'’m going to bed, I'm done.

- I really don'’t give a sh--. - You'’re going to bed? Okay.

I'’m so sorry that you are upset.

I just wanna leave.

Here they come.

- Hi. - Yay!

- Vamanos, chicos. - Vamanos!

Whose wine is this?

Scarlett, I'’m waiting for you.

Okay, girls, jump in the front seat.

Come on, let'’s go.

- Wait, are we really? - Yeah, well, of course you are.

You are my type of girls here.

I just don'’t like people ----ing lying about sh--.

Ashley was hating there.

Oh... sorry.

Something shiny and new is here, so he'’s gonna deny everything.

Stop.

It'’s one thing to, like, just be, like,

tossed off to the side,

but I don'’t need to be, like, kicked already while I'’m down.

I don'’t like being made to look stupid.

How do you look stupid?

Because he'’s denying what happened,

and I remember what happened, and...

You look more stupid carrying on about it right now

like you are than the actual ----ing fact of the matter.

Get me out.

- You okay? - Yep.

You guys, I have to poop.

That'’s horrible.

He ----ed Ashley, no, he didn'’t *bleep* Ashley,

no, he did *bleep* Ashley, no, he didn'’t *bleep* Ashley.

I'’m so confused.

Nobody gives a *bleep*.

I'’m going to the Jacuzzi.

Jacuzzi, please.

---ing bikini.

Not now!

She thinks you had sex.

Yeah, if we did, it doesn'’t matter.

Then you can think that.

Maybe it doesn'’t matter to you, but it matters to her.

She'’s not making stories up,

she just remembers more than you do,

and she doesn'’t know where to go from here.

Gary'’s got his knickers in a twist because his chances

of hooking up with Scarlett have been jeopardized.

His feathers are ruffled over it.

It'’s obvious what'’s going on here.

All right, let'’s go all up top,

and let'’s put on board shorts.

Ashley, Ashley, show me your best floss now, go.

We'’re such losers.

Yay! Daisy.

Guys, act professional. Gary'’s here, act professional.

Welcome.

Let'’s get some bubbles in here.

Bubbles in a Jacuzzi is the most disgusting thing ever.

Right in there, right in there.

Ugh!

Yay!

Tequila shot token of entry, go!

Everybody behave.

- Nobody cares. Nobody cares. - No, stop it.

- Nobody cares. - It'’s a massage.

- Nobody cares. - I'’m not mad at you.

I... Gary, listen.

- I'’m so over it. - Gary, I'’m not mad... Gary...

She'’s making it up for laughs.

Yeah, I know, Daisy'’s hilarious.

Hilarious.

I'’m talking. I'’m... listen to me.

Two seconds, Gary.

I had my first solid poop today in, like, three days.

Which was good.

That'’s why I cook so much pasta.

Your boys are hungry

Because I knew you guys gonna eat pasta tonight.

Ashley, God.

- Girl. - Eww.

- Look, look, look. - Hey, don'’t choke.

Ashley, you'’re eating your feelings right now.

Oh, no.

Colin...

Daisy, I'’m not even, like...

You know it'’s a fork in front of you, no?

Ashley, and that is you going to bed.

For *bleep* sake. Oh, my God.

Good night. Good night.

- Hey, I'’m gonna shower, okay? - You'’re fine.

Can I do anything for you?

No, no, no.

Gary...

Come cuddle with me here in this bed, Dais.

No.

Because then nothing'’s gonna happen.

I know if we go to the master, then we'’re gonna have sex.

No, I don'’t want anything to happen.

Exactly, then come sleep with me here.

Ugh!

Oh, God.

Oh sh--. Ooh.

Oh sh--.

Eww.

What the *bleep* is going on?

Night one, and there'’s already politics,

drama, vomit in the shower.

This boat is messy.

Oh, another crazy crew night out, eh?

Ugh.

What was normal about it?

It was normal.

Yeah, how are you feeling?

You over throwing up?

Yeah, in the shower.

Oh *bleep*.

This is for sure rock bottom.

This is so ----ing embarrassing.

The only way you can go is up.

I wish I was crying over something better,

what the *bleep* is wrong with me?

You have fun last night?

- The whole night was good. - Good.

I think the new chick is in shock.

Really?

Did I eat?

Yeah.

I will never look at spaghetti the same.

How was your night?

Nice and clean after that Jacuzzi?

Yeah. What about Scarlett?

Have you been chatting up Scarlett?

She'’s very pretty, she'’s very cool, also.

- Oh, dear. - Yeah.

How far did you guys get?

We started the master, but didn'’t do the toilets and stuff.

We didn'’t get very far, basically.

Am I still second... or third, and she'’s second?

I haven'’t thought about it.

I haven'’t seriously... and at the moment, it doesn'’t matter.

No, it doesn'’t matter.

Not this again.

I'’d give Ashley direction and she would go straight to you.

I think she was upset that she was third.

I have no problem respecting you.

You lead the way I wanna be led.

This title bullsh-- needs to stop.

It doesn'’t mean anything.

You'’re still a toilet cleaner.

This boat looks like sh--.

It'’s dusty as *bleep*.

Scarlett, so, apologies for not being able

to give you much time.

It'’s a seriously steep learning curve.

- Ashley knows what she'’s doing. - Right.

She'’s worked really hard this season.

Obviously, you'’re gonna have to lean on her quite a bit.

- Right. - And obviously, me.

But I want you girls to work as a team.

Yeah.

I have no experience like this.

I don'’t know if I'm third stew, I don'’t know if I'm second stew.

I might throw up again.

I mean, it'’s terrifying coming into a new place

with new people, and I am freaking out.

Ah!

No, you'’re gonna be great, honestly.

Okay.

Did you see any of the girls?

None. How'’s the new girl?

Oh, this is gonna be a long day.

I love that Gary'’s got a new challenge.

The new pretty girl comes to town.

Oh, it'’s so good.

You wanna show me how, like, everything should be folded?

Washcloths just thirds, and then makeup,

that'’s folded down, and then you just flip the bottom,

- and then... - Just tuck it?

Yeah.

If it, like, looks obviously dirty, then just go over it.

You said you used the same thing on the leather?

Yeah, just the soap and water, yeah.

What'’d you say for the stainless?

Just that white rag and vinegar.

Have you worked on a charter boat before?

Uh, just days.

Oh, and that'’s what you were doing right before

- you came here, right, yeah? - Yeah.

Even though I'’m hung over as *bleep* knowing that

Scarlett has no experience is giving me life right now.

We need to hang up these robes.

Just make '’em look pretty.

Gary, Daisy, Marcos,

can you guys meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting, please?

- Oi! - This is for you.

Oh, they look really nice.

So, Keely Washburn, primary charter guest

from Indianapolis, Indiana..

- I remember Keely. - You remember Keely?

- And Keely, what do you think? - Hi, girl, what are you doing?

Oh, we have places today.

Yeah, we'’re planning our primary'’s dinner,

so you don'’t have to be here right now.

Last year she chartered PIII with Erica Rose

and she'’s looking forward to another trip in the Med

with a new group of gals.

Now, I think Jess was here.

You think that we'’re doing this to you because you'’re pretty?

- I have no idea why you'’re-- - Where did you buy your mirror?

- Because I'’d like to get one. - Okay.

I'’d like to put them all over my house.

After the charter I'’ve had,

I don'’t need to deal with anymore disrespect from people.

That is the last thing that I want, another one.

These ladies are ready for nonstop drinks,

relaxing in the sun, lots of sailing,

and dinner with the captain.

Yay!

Sh--.

No, I would love to have dinner with them.

On night one, they would like to do a wig and sequins party.

The more colorful, the better.

But most importantly, they would like

to go sailing as much as possible.

This person definitely is gluten-free.

Dislikes sushi, meat with a lot of fat, weird seafood.

Dislikes tomato-based dishes, all dairy product.

So, on night two they would like a 10-course dinner.

Okay, I think I'’m doing my dinner on night one.

I don'’t wanna sit through ----ing 10 courses.

In the past I did a 16-course meal

for a crew of 13, but I wasn'’t alone.

I have a sous chef with me.

The cooking part is the easy part, but the plating...

it'’s not easy. It'’s not easy.

Ten courses with all the dislikes.

I'’m just gonna give them tacos...

chicken tacos, beef tacos.

Okay, good, all right.

- Cool, good job. - Thank you.

All done.

Hey, girls, you can finish in, like, 10 minutes.

Copy.

Let'’s call it a day, we'’ll rinse down tomorrow.

Are any beach clubs open?

Oh, I need to go to bed.

I'’m ----ing tired.

- Good night, mate. - Good night, brother.

But don'’t work too hard, you know the rules.

No.

- Missed you. - Did you?

- How are you? - Good.

Never in my life.

Well, there'’s a first time for everything.

I'’m so glad you're here.

Finally, someone that gets me.

Oh, yeah.

Two nights?

All girls? Oh *bleep*.

I was actually thinking about getting to know you better,

but I think it'’s gonna prove to be quite difficult.

Yeah, because I don'’t think Ashley'’s gonna give us

the time of the day to get to know each other.

Yeah.

- Hey, guys. - Thanks, brother.

Hello.

Oh.

I do think I deserve to be promoted.

I don'’t wanna hurt anybody.

No, I don'’t want you to either.

Yeah.

Ashley'’ll get over it eventually.

Mm, I hope so.

I wanna be friends with everyone,

and I wanna leave this season on a high.

Yeah. No, same.

I want it to be all good vibes between everybody.

Lies, you came here to stir up trouble.

No, I swear. No, I did not.

This is the wrong boat if you don'’t like drama.

- No, I'’m kidding. Yeah. - There'’s gonna be drama.

Okay, I'’m going to bed.

Good night, everyone.

Good night.

See you tomorrow.

How are you, honey?

You smell good.

Finally.

Oh, 100 percent.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I am so proud of my bed.

Ready, boy?

Yeah, man.

- Oh, did I get ya? - Yeah.

Did I get ya? Yeah!

- Morning. - Morning.

- How'’s it going? - Good, mate, how you doing?

Good, good.

- Morning. - How you guys doing?

- Good. Glenn... - Yes?

...can I have Scarlett'’s CV, please?

Of course.

Because of the ----ing lip, so it'’s gonna be a little awkward.

Turn it the other way.

Scarlett is clueless.

This is definitely the confidence boost that I need.

- That'’s better. - There we go.

It feels so good.

Trying and make it look pretty-ish.

Yeah.

It'’s bizarre.

What does it ----ing matter?

She'’s missing the point.

She should be walking away from this

with a good reference from me.

Stop focusing on the title.

And then I know this is just a chance

for her to get one up on Scarlett.

I'’m not letting it happen.

They haven'’t started bossing each other around

or anything yet?

- No, Ashley'’s dying to. - Yeah.

- And this is just... - Jealous.

If you wanna start vacuuming again, you know,

just kinda like once-over upstairs by the bar.

- Okay. - Cool.

Thank you so much.

- Did it work? - Done.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I always get these ----ing things wrong.

So, that is the side that they'’re gonna lie on.

The two girls are the same, not much on their CVs.

And it'’s a shame, because I would have given it to Ashley

if she wasn'’t so obsessed with it.

Yeah, that'’s a good idea.

Oh, boy.

Daisy, have you given any thought into second stew?

Do you want me to just give my case, or my...

Well, you are dying to, so...

No, I just... I mean, I think from having

the conversation with her just about experience-wise

and what she'’s done, it's not even close to what I have done.

She hasn'’t done an overnight charter,

I had to show her how to make beds.

Like, if she was leading service,

I feel like I would still... I would be leading service,

because I would be having to tell her

what was going on, or, like, what to do.

- A second stew... - Yeah.

...is somebody who'’s there, you know, to keep longevity

so you get a pay rise, so you'’re given a title.

It'’s not about bossing each other around

or being above someone else.

I don'’t feel like you'’re still grasping it.

It'’s not that I don't think you deserve it,

but I think you'’re missing the teamwork aspect.

And until you figure that out,

the two of you are gonna be the same.

I have more experience than her.

You'’re always gonna know more

because you know the boat better.

You'’re still missing it. It'’s not about knowing more.

I want you to work as a team

and get this hierarchy out of your head.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Hey, ladies. - Hi! Hello!

Did you see the chef?

Hottest thing I'’ve ever seen.

Muy caliente.

I'’m here to fill any chef fantasy they have.

Ow... okay.

Gary, do you really need a stew for drinks?

I just think it looks more professional when I'’m driving,

so I don'’t have to give them drinks or stuff.

I'’m not gonna argue with you,

I just think it'’s more professional

- having a stew for the guests. - Okay, then I'’ll send someone.

Don'’t you dare accuse me of not caring about the guests.

Such a ----ing asshole.

I'’m not gonna lie, I've got a little crush on you.

Yeah.

There'’s definitely chemistry there.

Maybe it'’s mutual, maybe it shouldn'’t be.

The way she looks at me tells me

that she wants something more than just to be friends.