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I'm Alexia, I'm Vinny's real estate agent.)

Yes, nice to meet you. You came highly recommended by Vinny.

So glad.

Well come on in, hold on, let me close the door. And I don't know if he

told you, but

I'm interviewing a bunch of different real estate agents to sell this

house.

Oh yeah, he told me.

I film the interviews, so I hope you don't mind that I'm filming this.

Not at all. It's totally okay.

Great, great, great. All right, let me close the door.

So this is my home.

Wow, it's really nice.

Yes, thank you.

Oh my goodness, I love the design of this place.

You know, I do too. It's a shame that I have to say goodbye to it.

Yeah.

But my wife and I are getting divorced.

So sorry to hear that.

Oh, that's okay. Thank you for your compassion. But yeah, it's time,

way too big for just me to keep.

She's getting all the cars and half my bank accounts, so gotta sell the

house.

That's terrible news. Well, I'm here to help you today.

Thank you, thank you.

Let's take a look.

I mean, yeah, the piano, I'm thinking about leaving the piano for whoever

buys it.

Yeah, you should definitely should. It's a really beautiful piano.

I like that. How much was this, if you don't mind me asking?

The piano was $3,500. I bought it three years ago.

So that should add some, you know, some value to the home.

Yes.

Got some pretty antique furniture in here, which is what I like.

Nice.

Very antique. Yeah, that one is quite the piece.

And I don't know what that guy is, but...

Oh.

Yeah, they actually gave it to me for my pastel party or my wedding

present.

It's gorgeous. I love this.

It adds a little touch to the house, which is really nice.

Like that. Very nice color scheme.

Yeah, I'm thinking about, I mean, if someone wants to buy it fully

furnished, that's fine.

I'm just gonna move into a little condo.

Yeah.

Get my own.

Don't worry. I'll help you find a place after.

Oh, really?

Oh, fantastic.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah, this is the kitchen.

This kitchen is beautiful and you got such high ceilings in this place,

which is very nice.

That's the idea. Yes, yes.

Wow.

Those are Karanit countertops. I just installed those two years ago.

Yeah.

This is really, really nice. I like it.

Sorry.

I'm just trying to really feel the house.

No, feel away. Feel away.

Yeah.

This is really nice.

You're drinking some coffee this morning.

Every morning.

Do you like the smoothness of the top of the countertops?

It's so smooth.

Super dry too. It's not all wet.

Yes.

Yeah, I...

Paper towel is off.

Yeah.

Nice.

I like with this kitchen that you're able to like walk around it.

It's not just too small. It's really good.

Exactly.

Yes.

So how long have you been working with Vinny in his real estate age?

I have been working with Vinny for about 10 years now.

Oh, wow.

Long time.

He's a good guy.

We go way back.

Oh, yeah?

Okay. Well, I'm really glad he recommended you. So far, you seem amazing.

Yeah.

So when were you planning to probably sell this house?

In the next three months, I want to put it on the market once the divorce

is finalized.

And that's happening in two months. So I'd say maybe starting a month

after that,

we can put it on the market.

Okay.

No, yeah, that sounds definitely good.

So yeah, it's like four bedrooms, three baths.

Yeah.

How much do you think we could maybe sell it for if you, you know, so far

off the top of your head?

Wow. Looking at your whole house, it's very gorgeous. And I would say a

thousand dollars.

A thousand dollars?

Yeah, a thousand. Isn't that a really good deal?

Oh, no. I mean, one billion dollars. I'm so sorry.

That's what I mean. A billion.

You know what? I think my head is a bit clouded today. I think a million.

I mean, I would love a million dollars. That sounds good. But a billion.

Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Not a thousand. Not a billion.

Okay. Okay. A million. So you think a million. One million dollars.

Can you give it cash?

I mean, I would take cash for sure if they...

Yeah. I mean, cash is always good. Cash is always good.

Let's take a look at this.

What the hell is going on?

What's going on here?

Oh, wow. You have a really nice pussy. That's a very fat pussy you got

right here.

I love it.

He's been around a long time.

You should have a pussy like that.

What?

So this is one of the guest bedrooms.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of where the cat is staying now or the pussy, as you

said.

This is the pussy's room like us.

Yes. Let me show you the master.

Okay. Let's look at it.

Come right through here.

Right through it.

Okay.

Yeah. This is where the magic happens. This is the master. It's the

biggest room in the house.

So this is the biggest room.

It's the biggest room, yeah.

It's really nice.

Thank you.

I like how big it is.

Um, I'm sorry. I just

caught me for a little, threw me for a little loop there.

Oh, no. It's just, it's so huge. And that's what's great about it. You

need really huge rooms.

Big.

Big and wide. A lot of space. Oh, for a lot to do.

So if I hire you to be my real estate agent to hire, I'm sorry. If I hire

you

to be my real estate agent to sell this house, you can help me also find

like a condo after we sell it.

Yeah. I was thinking we can probably like search up some places that you'd

like, you know,

whatever suits your needs.

I don't mind some man spreading. That's how I sit on the, uh, when I'm on

the subway as well.

Everyone, everyone gets mad about spread legs, but sometimes you just need

to open it up.

Yeah. Super comfortable to just sit like this,

especially when you're just talking. Yeah. Um, and don't mind the garden

ers outside.

They're always loud with their leaf blowers. Yeah.

Uh, so anyway, typical house like this, once it's an escrow, how long does

it take to close?

Um, escrow. Yeah. Can you elaborate on that?

Escrow, you know, like, you don't know what escrow is.

Maybe you could teach me something today. I don't know what it is.

What is going on? Nothing. I just, I'm not sure what an escrow is.

An escrow. Okay. Wait a minute. Like a crow.

Is Vinny, is this, am I being punked? No. What's going on here?

Okay. Okay. Look, Vinny just sent me over because he knew you were having

like a really hard time

with your divorce and I wanted to just help a little more than just

helping your house.

Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. It's a great friend, isn't he?

Let me get this straight. So you're not a real estate agent, right?

No, I'm not. I'm really not. Are you a girlfriend experience kind of

person?

I would say so, yes. More of that.

Oh, Vinny, he knows what I like and it's not Bush. You got nothing, huh?

Nothing. Do you like it? It's fucking perfect.

Oh my God. This kind of thing never happens to me.

May I touch it? Of course.

Vinny knows how to help me get over my divorce.

Permission to enter? Permission granted.

Oh, it's tight.

Oh, your fingers feel so good. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, it's so tight right around your fingers, isn't it?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, that's so hard.

Take this off for you.

Please take it all off. Take it all off.

Vinny's my new best friend.

It's so funny because I've only known the guy six months and he's already

getting me hot escorts.

Right? Isn't it amazing? Great guy.

Let's take this off.

Wow, you were hot as hell.

Just do it, do it, do it.

Oh, my God.

Let me just inspect it.

Home inspector.

Home inspector's here. Can I touch your bottom?

Of course.

Really?

Why don't you touch your clip while I do this?

Yes.

My goodness, it's so good.

Oh, my God.

Spanking's okay?

Thank you so much for letting me film this.

I know most escorts don't really allow that, so this is extra special.

Real special for you.

I'm going to watch this tape when I'm upset about my wife and I'll feel

much better.

Can I see those pops?

Oh, you got those perfect nipples.

This is my favorite kind.

My silver dollars.

Way better than my wife's. She only had those tiny little bee stings and

boing nipples.

Enough about her.

Can you show me your masturbation stock?

Nice.

I love just rubbing my clip like that.

I'm getting it really nice and wet.

Oh, my goodness.

My finger in.

Yes.

Just picturing your cock inside of me.

Oh, we're going to do it all the way?

I thought it was just a blowjob thing.

No, it's more than that.

Full service.

Full service for you.

It's so wet.

It's so ready for you.

Can I taste it?

You want mine?

I want you to taste it.

Oh, my gosh.

Let's see yourself where it looks like.

Yeah.

I'm going to see my tiny pussy.

Alright.

Okay, get on your elbows.

Yes.

Those small heads.

So beautiful.

So tiny.

Oh, my God.

Oh, so good.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, I made it so good.

Yes, get it nice and wet for you.

Mm-hmm.

I'm spreading my legs up and feet like this.

So you can get really in my pussy.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yes.

So nice.

Oh, my gosh.

Mm-hmm.

You stick your tongue in all the way in there.

Get really deep inside my pussy.

Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Mm-hmm.

They let the leaf finger me.

It gets me more and more wet for you.

Get on your elbows again so you can really see it.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

So thick.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

You get my pussy so good.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

This pussy's all yours to lick.

This coffee is yours to lick.

Such a tiny little mess on your mouth.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Bye.

Oh, my gosh. You're so deep in me.

Oh, you're gonna make me come right now.

You're gonna come in your mouth.

You're gonna come in your mouth.

I'm coming.

Oh, my gosh. I'm coming for you, Chuck.

Oh, yes, Chuck. I'm coming for you.

Oh, yes.

Look, all my cum out of there.

Look, all of my juice is out of my pussy.

Oh, you came all over my face.

You got wet hands.

This is so wet for you.

Oh, gosh, you made me come so good.

So what do you want to do next?

Can I suck your cock?

Absolutely.

God, your pussy tastes good.

Oh, glad you liked it.

You only eat veggies or something?

I do. I eat pretty healthy.

I drink a lot of water, too.

Healthy hydration equals delicious vagina.

Oh, then you can twerk, too.

Dual combo.

Nice.

Your tits are amazing, too.

Thank you.

I don't want to give you a huge ego, but you're hot as hell.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're already so hard. I love that.

I love seeing the outline of your cock go through your boxers.

Is it because you ate my pussy out?

Is that why you're so hard?

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

So hard.

Let's pull these off.

Ah.

Ah, you're such a nice cock.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I don't know how your cock just looks and tastes.

You have such a nice tip, too.

Mm.

Mm.

I love this cock.

It's like the perfect cock.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I love feeling my lips just wrap around your cock.

Mm-hmm.

Getting nice kisses all over it.

Mm.

Ah.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Get all my spit out of there.

You're so hard. I know you love this.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I wish I could just suck your dick all day.

I just want to suck it all day.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Like feeling my nails on your cock.

Mm-hmm.

Just wrapping on that cock right there like that.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my goodness. I can't get enough of this.

(gasps)

(smacks lips)

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You like seeing all me spit on there?

(whimpers)

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Let me tease it.

(whimpers)

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The cock feels so good.

(whimpers)

(whimpers)

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Baby.

Oh, nice hard cock on my tiny lip, Lucy.

Put it inside of me.

(whimpers)

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I feel a wet hand for you.

(whimpers)

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Put it back in me, please.

Yes, just like that.

(whimpers)

Oh, yeah, just like my pussy on there.

All under your cock like that.

Mmm, baby.

(whimpers)

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Oh, God, it feels so good.

(whimpers)

Oh, yes.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Mmm.

Oh, yeah, I'm just in and out like that.

(whimpers)

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Oh, yes.

I love seeing it going in and out of me.

(whimpers)

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Just bounce up and down on your cock like that.

(whimpers)

Oh, my goodness.

It feels so good.

Oh.

Fuck.

(whimpers)

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Oh, yes, yes.

Just take my pussy out of you.

(whimpers)

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Oh.

(whimpers)

Oh, my goodness.

Just ride your cock all day.

(whimpers)

Oh, yeah, slap it.

(whimpers)

Oh, yes, please.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Bye.

(whimpers)

Mmm, gosh.

Oh, put it back in me.

Yeah, come on your cock.

(whimpers)

Right there.

(whimpers)

Oh, gosh, yes, that's the spot right there.

(whimpers)

Fuck.

(whimpers)

You're gonna make me come with your cock.

(whimpers)

Oh, I'm gonna see if you can come.

I'm gonna come, baby.

Oh, come on, let me get your cock.

Oh, gosh, I'm coming.

(whimpers)

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Oh, yes.

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Mmm, so I can make come out of your cock.

Just like that.

Every freaking inch.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, so much come.

(whimpers)

Oh, it's fine.

I love how you look at me when I read your cock.

(whimpers)

Oh, my goodness, but yes.

Taste it.

Taste it, baby.

Mmm.

(whimpers)

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I love tasting my pussy off of your cock.

(whimpers)

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Get on me spit with my pussy shoes.

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Oh, my God.

So fucking good.

Oh, tasting my pussy.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

Oh, Zach, baby.

Oh, my goodness.

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Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

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Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

(whimpers)

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

I'll play with your balls too, will I write you?

Let's deep inside of my pussy.

(breathes heavily)

(whimpers)

But I can't--

Yes.

(breathes heavily)

Play with my balls again.

Slow.

Slow.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

(breathes heavily)

Ah, yes.

(whimpers)

Oh, my cock's just--

Gosh, my pussy's just on your cock like that.

(whimpers)

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(breathes heavily)

Oh, my goodness.

(whimpers)

It's so good.

Oh, my.

(whimpers)

This pussy's on yours.

(whimpers)

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Yes.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Oh, my gosh.

Yes, yes.

(whimpers)

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Oh, my goodness.

It feels so good.

(whimpers)

Put it back inside of me.

Thank you.

Oh!

Oh, my goodness.

(whimpers)

You go nice and wet for me.

(whimpers)

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Book, book, book.

(whimpers)

Oh, dear, water.

(whimpers)

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes.

I love that you slap it.

You pretend to be a real estate agent.

Liar.

It's way better, isn't it?

Yeah.

This does feel nice.

(whimpers)

Oh, yes.

(whimpers)

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Oh, fuck.

You're so deep inside of me.

(whimpers)

Oh, yes.

Oh, sorry.

(whimpers)

Can I put it in that ass?

Yes.

A little finger in there?

Put the finger in my ass, please.

Look at that.

(whimpers)

Bye, guys.

(whimpers)

Tiny little ass going to sleep for you.

(whimpers)

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, yes, yes.

(whimpers)

Give it this one.

Like this.

(whimpers)

Oh, yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

You want to see my titties?

(whimpers)

Oh, I was fingering the ass in the water.

Yeah.

Put it back inside of me.

Please, baby.

You're the boss.

(whimpers)

Fuck.

Spread it for you, baby.

Spread it for you like that.

(whimpers)

That's it, right there.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Your dick is so good.

Fuck.

(whimpers)

Fuck.

(whimpers)

Yes.

So much.

Yes, I like it.

Yes, I like it a lot.

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Yeah, there you go.

Right there.

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Yeah, and stay with it like this.

Oh, man.

I'm gonna flip my fucking clip for you.

(whimpers)

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Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, I love the way your cock feels.

(whimpers)

Oh, my tiny pussy for you.

(whimpers)

You're gonna make me cum on your cock.

Make me cum on your huge cock.

Oh, fuck.

You're gonna make me cum.

(whimpers)

I'm gonna cum.

(whimpers)

Fuck.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

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Oh, fuck it.

Oh, yes, fuck all my cum on me.

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Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Oh, my fucking-- I'm so good.

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Oh, my God.

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Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you're getting the spot so good.

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Fuck.

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Smack it again.

(whimpers)

Fuck.

Oh, yes, let's go make this cake.

Oh, fuck.

(whimpers)

Thanks, baby.

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Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

(whimpers)

Oh, yes.

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I see you touched that clip.

I just wish that the lawnmower man wasn't outside ruining my sound.

Oh, it's because he knows we're fucking.

He wants some of this pussy.

He does.

You can be nice and loud.

All right, move your hand and let me see it going.

Yeah, ready?

(whimpers)

Oh, so tight.

(whimpers)

Right there.

Right there.

Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

(whimpers)

I love watching it go in and out of me.

It feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that cock.

It's going in and out of me.

My tiny pussy.

Oh, for your cock.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, be nice and loud because that fucking lawnmower.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, you're just leaving.

Please, please.

Nipples are getting so hard.

Oh, my gosh.

Like that, like that.

Yes.

Yes.

I think.

Child.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

So damn good.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Right there.

Yeah, let me spread my legs open for you.

Yes.

Hey, baby.

Oh, my goodness.

I love when you go all the way deep inside of me.

All the way deep?

Like that, baby.

Like start with it out and go all the way...

...her balls deep.

Oh, yes.

And then you'll work it inside my pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you're so good.

Look.

I love just looking out that cheeky fuck me.

You use me as your fuck toy.

You use me as your cum slut, baby.

What do you want me to call?

I'm gonna cum all over my face.

Are you serious?

All over your face?

Mm-hmm.

I've never done that before.

Me either.

I just didn't want you to give me all your cum.

I want it all over my face.

Oh, your cum's so bad.

I'm gonna bust your lips on my face.

Oh, yeah. Get ready to get down there.

Get down here.

Get low.

Ready?

It's a beautiful painting.

Oh, yes.

You look great.

You look so much calm.

Well, you are amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

And, of course, thanks to Vinny.

Thanks to Vinny.

And I guess the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore as well.

It's time to go sell your house now, I guess.

Yeah.

I guess I have to find a real real estate agent, but I'd like it if you

kept coming around, though.

I can come back next time for you.

Fuck yes.

I could sell another...

House.

Sell another load.

To your face.

Bye!