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Good morning, everybody.
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Harry: Good morning.
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Well, what's wrong, Tommy?
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All these different
colleges want me.
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I don't know where to go.
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There's harvard, Yale,
m.I.T., cambridge...
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Hey, you should go
to that place.
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Everybody's gorgeous, and
it's right by the beach.
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That's the j. Crew catalog.
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There's the school for me.
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Well, Tommy, you could
go out and play the field,
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But, uh, why not
marry the girl next door?
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Pendelton.
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You think that pendelton's
better than Princeton?
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Tommy, when all's said and done,
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on Friday princeton
Serves fish sticks
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and on Friday pendelton
Serves fish sticks.
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Sally: Whoa!
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Look! It says here
that princeton
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has 8 nobel prize
winners on its faculty.
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How many does pendelton have?
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Let me tell you something about
nobel prize winners, Tommy.
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They eat fish sticks
and we eat fish sticks.
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I guess there's not
that big a difference.
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Well, I can think of one thing.
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Me.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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You and I, strolling
arm and arm through the quad,
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swapping sandwiches
at lunchtime...
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Oh, and you're always guaranteed
a date for the homecoming dance.
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The other kids would
be so jealous.
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Oh, yeah. Come on to work.
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I'll give you my own
personal tour of the campus.
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Can we hold hands?
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Sure.
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Hi, hi, hi!
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Oh, hi.
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Here's the paper.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey, you guys, look!
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"Rutherford's
10 most powerful men."
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What number are you, don?
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Uh...
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number not on it.
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What, have they
just never heard of you?
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How could that be?
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Sally, I'm just a cop.
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But I... I once stopped number
8 for speeding, though.
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He let me off with a warning.
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How'd these bozos
get to be so powerful?
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You know what they say,
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under every great man
is a great woman.
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Don't you mean,
behind every man?
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Oh, you're dirty.
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Behind every great man
is a great woman?
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And you're mine, sweetie.
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But, don, what have
I ever done for you?
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I wear anti-perspirant now.
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Yeah, well, that's True,
but it's not enough!
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Don, I've let you down!
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I haven't thrust greatness
upon you.
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Sally, you aren't
ashamed of me, are you?
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Oh, sweetie, no.
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I love you just the way you are.
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And to prove it,
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I'm gonna tear you down
to the studs
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and rebuild you
into the powerhouse
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you've never dreamed of being.
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Ok.
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Oh, Tommy, we are so thrilled
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to have a student like
you consider pendelton.
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We're gonna start by
showing you some slides
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of Pendelton's magnificent
physical plant.
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Nina, plug in the projector.
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No.
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It'll blow out the toaster
oven in the faculty kitchen.
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Nina!
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We are trying to recruit
a student here.
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And I've got potato
skins working.
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Then can you hold the
slide up to the light?
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Dick, get my flashlight.
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Ah, now, this is pendelton's
stately library,
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housing over
2.3 thousand volumes.
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You mean million?
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No.
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Next slide, please.
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Uh, you know,
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I'm getting a little bit
of an eye strain here.
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You're losing him.
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Think I could just sit in
on a class or something?
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Well, of course you can.
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I'll tell you what.
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Tomorrow you can try to sit
in on one of my classes,
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but I predict you'll be
on your feet cheering.
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Sally, what's going on here?
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Oh! I am throwing you
a power brunch.
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That's nice.
What's the occasion?
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Well, I'm gonna turn you into a
success instead of a failure.
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I am not a...
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Hey, this jacket's
got my name on it!
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I invited everyone
from the top 10 list
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along with some other very
important rutherfordites.
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This is mrs. Dubcek.
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She owns quite a bit of property
in the Rutherford area.
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I know her. She's your landlady.
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Excellent. You keep networking.
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Sally, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
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but I'm not in the same
league as these big guys.
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Don, that may have been
True of you before,
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but you've got Sally
on the case now.
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Just think of me as the
wind beneath your ass.
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Oh, my god!
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You guys, it's number 6.
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Gus demarmel.
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President and ceo
of demarmel lunchmeat.
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Ooh! That's good meat.
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Gus demarmel!
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Woo-hoo! How are Peg
and the kids?
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My wife's name is Janet.
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Little Peg jr. Know about that?
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Hello, uh, Terry?
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Terry, when you scheduled
me for this brunch,
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did you bother to find
out who was throwing it?
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You're fired!
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Hi, Mr. Demarmel.
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Um, rumor has it you're
looking for a new assistant.
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Meet don Orville.
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Organized, energetic,
a real self-starter.
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Do you have any experience? No!
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Well, uh, you know,
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he'll be putty in your hands.
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He'll work for free.
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Good. I like that.
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Be in my office, 8 a.M. Sharp.
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Oh, thanks! He'll be there!
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Hey! Congrats, don!
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Let's get you some air.
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Next, we measure the decay
width difference Delta gamma
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for the mass eigenstates.
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Assuming cp invariance,
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the cp eigenstates and the
mass eigenstates are...
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what? Leon?
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Dr. Solomon, are you allowed
to dispense ibuprofen?
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Wrong. Pitman?
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Aspirin?
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Bug? Here.
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Chimps! Cp eigenstates implies
that they are the same!
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Dr. Solomon,
there is no possible way
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we could have known that.
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Oh, really? And yet,
my son knew that.
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Didn't you, Tommy?
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Well, I thought I knew that
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until you started explaining it.
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I can see them not getting it.
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Oh, yeah. I know.
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As usual, I'm handing out
sandwiches in the cemetery.
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Class is dismissed.
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So, slugger, how much
did you love my class?
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Your class.
Well, honestly, Dick,
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it was kinda hard
to keep from laughing.
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I know.
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They are so stupid.
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They're not the sharpest
pencils in the box.
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Not sharp at all!
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And you, you're
incomprehensible.
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Not a word understood.
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I mean, I figured
you were a bad teacher,
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but not hindenburg bad.
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Hin... den... Burg... bad...
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what?
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Tommy!
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Ouch!
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Demarmel meats.
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I'll connect you.
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Wow, sweet set-up, don!
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Ooh, post-it?
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Help yourself.
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Don, you look magnificent!
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But I gotta tell ya.
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That phone call?
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You didn't say your name.
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So the next time you
answer the phone...
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demarmel meats,
this is don Orville?
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This is don Orville
at demarmel meats.
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That's my boy!
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Hey, don. Here, check it out.
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Now you can take a nap
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and no one's the Wiser!
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Hey, Tommy, if
I were a bad teacher,
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don't you think there would be
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some slight evidence
suggesting that?
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Your students have been
in the same class for years?
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Well, so? You've been in
high school for years.
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Yeah, but each year I
advanced to the next grade.
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That was high school.
This is pendelton!
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Pendelton Serves fish sticks. My
high school Served fish sticks.
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I told you about the fish
sticks in confidence.
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That's it.
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I think you'd be a bad
influence on my students.
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You are forbidden
to go to pendelton!
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How does that feel?
Does it burn?
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Actually, that's fine.
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I'm starting to think you and me
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going to the same school
would be a bad idea.
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Oh, yeah? Well, guess what?
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This just in. You're
going to pendelton.
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What? No, I'm not!
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You are! It's an order.
Does it burn?
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What is your problem?
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So you're a bad teacher.
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So bad, I thought you knew!
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One more word out of you
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and you're getting your
master's at pendelton.
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But that is... care to
go for your ph.D.?
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Dick, you...
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Oh, look who's
on the tenure track,
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dr. Tommy Solomon!
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Can you hold, please?
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Hello. Hello.
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Mr. Demarmel's Office.
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Well, it certainly is.
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Oh, how are you?
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Actually, I'm feeling
a little dizzy.
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I'm sorry, we're breaking up.
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That's news to me.
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You'll have to speak up.
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I said that's news to me!
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Ok, good-Bye.
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But I just got here!
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Harry!
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Shut up! I can hear you
all the way outside.
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Hi, don, honey, I brought
you a power shake.
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How's it going?
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Great. Uh, Mr. D
was complaining again
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about how his chair
was too high,
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and I found the knob
that makes it go down.
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Oh, that's fantastic. Let's
celebrate at lunch later.
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Oh, no can do.
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Oh, but that reminds me.
I gotta tell him
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they rescheduled
the bologna conference.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got a coffee filter
crisis to defuse.
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Bye.
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Well, I can see you're
busy, busy, busy.
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Go get 'em, tiger.
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Hey, Dr. Albright, do
you have a minute?
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Oh, sure, Tommy.
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Here at pendelton,
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our doors are always open
to prospective students.
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Thanks. Uh, it's about Dick.
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I'm really worried.
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He's being incredibly
selfish and bullheaded.
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And?
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Well, I need your help.
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We had this fight,
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and now he's forcing me
to go to pendelton.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, Tommy, I felt so dirty
261
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,162
trying to get you to go to
this 2-bit clown college.
262
00:11:23,163 --> 00:11:24,793
And rightly so.
263
00:11:24,794 --> 00:11:26,455
You are a brilliant young man.
264
00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:29,108
You should be able to go
to any college you want.
265
00:11:29,109 --> 00:11:31,283
It's your life,
starting right now.
266
00:11:31,284 --> 00:11:32,593
Well, what about Dick?
267
00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:33,904
Oh, don't worry.
I'll talk to him.
268
00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:36,525
You will? Aw, thanks,
Dr. Albright.
269
00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:41,481
You know, in a way, you're the
closest thing I have to a mother.
270
00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:46,180
Oh, Tommy. Come here.
271
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,569
Hey!
272
00:11:57,497 --> 00:11:58,456
Oh, hey, Sally.
273
00:11:58,456 --> 00:11:59,415
Hey.
274
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:00,725
Oh, uh, don called.
275
00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:02,707
He can't make it. He's
working late tonight.
276
00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:04,433
Oh, good.
277
00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,032
More lasagna for us, huh?
278
00:12:06,032 --> 00:12:10,635
Boy, he sure is working hard.
279
00:12:10,636 --> 00:12:13,256
But, you know, just for a
second today at the office,
280
00:12:13,257 --> 00:12:15,238
I thought he was ignoring me.
281
00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:18,914
Ah, no, he was just
blowing you off.
282
00:12:18,915 --> 00:12:22,016
Well, work comes first for now.
283
00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,390
I guess I have to
get used to it.
284
00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,340
I am the woman behind the man.
285
00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:28,888
That's right,
second fiddle Sally.
286
00:12:28,889 --> 00:12:31,478
Harry, I'll never be second.
287
00:12:31,479 --> 00:12:32,885
I don't know. You saw him today.
288
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,259
He's a young Turk now.
289
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:36,081
So what? He's still my man.
290
00:12:36,082 --> 00:12:37,680
Well, I guess that's True.
291
00:12:37,681 --> 00:12:38,991
Till he goes and gets himself
292
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,581
one of them trophy wives.
293
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,945
What?
294
00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,192
No, it happens all the time.
295
00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:46,888
Gotta get your arm charm.
296
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,627
Oh, my god,
I don't believe this.
297
00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:55,486
I polished that lump
of coal into a diamond
298
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:58,364
and now she gets to wear the ring?
That whore!
299
00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:01,848
Well, what can you do?
300
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:02,967
What can I do?
301
00:13:02,968 --> 00:13:04,053
What can I do?
302
00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:06,100
I made him, I can break him!
303
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:10,832
Yeah, good. Then I get
my shot at that whore.
304
00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:25,728
Dick?
305
00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:29,020
Mary! How did you find me?
306
00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:32,633
You always come to the turtle
slide when you're upset.
307
00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:34,167
I'm not upset!
308
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:37,556
Oh, Dick, there comes a time
in every young man's life
309
00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:39,986
when he's got to spread
his wings and fly away.
310
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:43,151
Oh, Mary, where would I go?
311
00:13:43,152 --> 00:13:44,940
Not you, Tommy.
312
00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:47,370
It's time to let him
make his own decisions.
313
00:13:47,371 --> 00:13:49,001
He's already made one decision.
314
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,686
He's decided that his
father is a lousy teacher.
315
00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:53,636
Oh, he was just angry.
316
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:55,458
For as long as I can remember,
317
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,249
I've always been Dick Solomon,
318
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,709
brilliant professor of physics.
319
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:03,482
What am I gonna say now when
I go to the gas station?
320
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,560
Well, maybe you should
get back to basics.
321
00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:08,661
Maybe you should remember what got you
into teaching in the first place.
322
00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:11,155
Chalk?
323
00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:13,680
You see those kids over there?
324
00:14:13,681 --> 00:14:16,397
Oh, the ones playing
hopscotch so abominably?
325
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,211
Why don't you go
teach them how to play?
326
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,393
Go ahead.
327
00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:21,353
You think?
328
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,855
Yeah.
329
00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:24,198
Well, all right.
330
00:14:29,281 --> 00:14:30,431
Well, hi, there.
331
00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:31,966
Playing hopscotch, eh?
332
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:34,683
Yeah, kinda, but we
don't really know how.
333
00:14:34,684 --> 00:14:37,304
Oh, well, what do you
say I teach you?
334
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:41,460
Here, the key is throwing
your rock nice and easy.
335
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:44,850
Why don't you try it?
Aim for number 9.
336
00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:47,982
Ok, now try again.
337
00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:50,731
Remember, nice and easy.
338
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:57,668
What part of "Nice and easy"
don't you understand?
339
00:14:57,669 --> 00:15:00,321
You're a bad man!
340
00:15:00,322 --> 00:15:03,710
Oh, right. Blame me. You're
not incompetent, I am!
341
00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:05,724
That's it, run away!
342
00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:08,346
Ooh, hey, stop that!
343
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:16,497
Well, Mary, I've been
humiliated and stoned.
344
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,744
What do you say now?
345
00:15:17,745 --> 00:15:22,379
You're right.
You're a bad teacher.
346
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,489
Oh, Mary.
347
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,983
Aw, come here.
348
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,651
Hey!
349
00:15:37,181 --> 00:15:38,556
Come right in here.
350
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:43,990
You know, I think you are
gonna be very excited
351
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:45,909
about this presentation.
352
00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:49,168
When I buzz you, bring in
one of the prototypes.
353
00:15:49,169 --> 00:15:51,471
Mr. Demarmel, I'm your man.
354
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,275
Hi, don! Hi don.
355
00:16:02,276 --> 00:16:03,873
Bad timing. Bad timing, guys.
356
00:16:03,874 --> 00:16:05,216
I'm on call.
357
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:06,815
Any second, I have to bring
358
00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,830
this salami into that office.
359
00:16:11,515 --> 00:16:12,920
Mr. Demarmel's Office.
360
00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:13,912
Uh, no. He's in a meeting.
361
00:16:13,913 --> 00:16:15,831
Ok, Bye.
362
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:22,894
Did you just see a... a salami...
363
00:16:22,895 --> 00:16:24,173
What's wrong, huh?
364
00:16:24,174 --> 00:16:25,644
I... I thought I grabbed...
365
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:26,763
forget it.
366
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:28,170
There's another.
367
00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:33,827
Don, I am so impressed
with your organization.
368
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,107
Oh, I gotta get the tray.
369
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,263
Aah!
370
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,299
What's going on here?
371
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,153
Sally, did you come
all the way down here
372
00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:46,520
just to play hide-the-salami?
373
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,953
How dare you!
374
00:16:51,954 --> 00:16:55,086
I'm sorry. I've been
under a lot of pressure.
375
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:56,141
There are only 3
of those in the world,
376
00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:58,124
and I've already lost 2 of them.
377
00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:04,870
Harry, did you hide my salami?
378
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:15,003
I'm sorry. I've been
under a lot of pressure.
379
00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:16,792
Aah!
380
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:18,007
What's the matter?
381
00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,255
It's go time!
382
00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:24,849
Whoa! No, wait!
383
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,151
Just a moment, sir.
384
00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:38,083
Sally, could you
hand me that tray?
385
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,056
Oh, sure, sweetie.
386
00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:42,240
Aah!
387
00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:46,618
Who's playing you-know-what
with the thing?
388
00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:49,112
Not me. Yeah, me neither.
389
00:17:49,113 --> 00:17:51,413
Orville! The prototypes! Now!
390
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:55,026
Sir, I... I've lost them.
391
00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:56,177
You've what?
392
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:57,807
All 3.
393
00:17:57,808 --> 00:17:59,757
You're fired.
394
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,867
No, no, no, no, no.
395
00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:03,402
He quits.
396
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,133
Don't worry about him, sweetie.
397
00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:11,746
You're still
number one on my list.
398
00:18:18,492 --> 00:18:22,039
Mr. Demarmel!
399
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,085
Demarmel: Is that the
prototype in your pocket?
400
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:26,707
Nah, I'm just happy to see you.
401
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:34,762
Tommy.
402
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:37,033
Dick.
403
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:40,420
I owe you an apology.
404
00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:43,810
I'm sorry I made you
even consider crap-Elton.
405
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:44,928
It was absurd.
406
00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:46,015
You really mean it?
407
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,102
Absolutely.
408
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,637
Ah, that's a relief.
409
00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:51,322
You deserve to spend
these years at a college,
410
00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:53,880
not a place
where the freshman dorms
411
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:57,268
had to be built
by habitat for humanity.
412
00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:00,177
Thank you. Thank you.
And you know,
413
00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:02,415
it really has nothing
to do with pendelton.
414
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:03,917
It's just I don't
think that you and I
415
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,260
should be at the same college.
416
00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:07,626
Oh, well, don't worry about that.
I'm through with teaching.
417
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:09,800
It's the career fair for me.
418
00:19:09,801 --> 00:19:12,325
Dick, you can't quit.
You're a terrible teacher.
419
00:19:12,326 --> 00:19:13,859
That's your greatest strength.
420
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:18,047
What? I'm so confused,
421
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:21,819
I feel like I'm taking
one of my own classes!
422
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,409
Your real job is
to be high commander.
423
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:27,446
And the mission says you're
forbidden to change the world.
424
00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:28,628
So?
425
00:19:28,629 --> 00:19:30,131
So, are any of your students
426
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:32,561
smarter than they were
4 years ago?
427
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,063
Well, no.
428
00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:35,599
That's right.
429
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,881
So what you're saying is,
430
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:42,535
by day, I'm Dick Solomon,
431
00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:45,795
mild-mannered, incompetent
physics professor.
432
00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:47,778
But by night, I'm Dick Solomon,
433
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:52,956
Brilliant, charismatic,
steel-abed high commander.
434
00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:55,066
Yeah, something like that.
435
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,272
Tommy, I'm back!
436
00:19:57,273 --> 00:19:58,902
And My first order of the day
437
00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:01,396
is for you to pick
whatever college you want.
438
00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:03,665
Aw, thanks, Dick.
439
00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:05,073
Come here.
440
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:09,005
Hey! Hey!
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