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Whoa, look.
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That sexy New
French film opened.
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They shot it 2 years ago,
but they had to wait
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until the actress
was of legal age.
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Yeah, I saw
that movie yesterday.
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Oh, hey, how was it?
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I heard there was
an awesome shower scene.
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Oh, yeah...
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but then this naked girl got in,
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and you could barely
see the shower anymore.
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I'm taking Mary
to the 6:00 showing.
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Hey, don and I
were going to the 6:00.
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Oh, maybe we should join you.
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Oh, that would be great.
Does Mary have to come?
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Of course she does, Sally.
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She's my girlfriend.
She's paying.
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Fine, but do me
a favor this time.
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When we get to the theater,
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don't yell "Fire" Just to
see what everybody will do.
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It's my turn.
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Well, family...
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I'm, uh, off to work.
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See ya later.
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Fire! Fire!
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It's never not funny.
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That guy's got a million of 'em.
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Yeah, and they're all that one.
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Tommy, you know,
I meant to ask you,
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uh, now that you have graduated,
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I guess your mission as a high-schooler
is pretty much over, huh?
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Yeah, that's True.
On to the next phase.
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Ah, menopause.
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No, Harry. He's talking
about college.
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College? Uh, no, I've had enough
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of classes and schedules.
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I'm gonna do my own thing.
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It's time to go out on the road
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where life is a question mark.
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Where you
both: "Make no promises",
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"Follow no plans, and
careen across the nation
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plucking experiences
like grapes off the vine"?
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Yeah, well, I can't
be original yet,
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but I'm sure that kerouac
was pretty Boring
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before he went out on the road,
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and that's what I'm gonna do...
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Follow my wanderlust.
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Well, I'm goin' with ya...
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because I, too, have wanderlust
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inspired by a different book.
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You do? Indeed...
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and one day, far from here,
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you and I will point our fingers
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at that bespectacled man
with the sock hat
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and proudly say,
"There's Waldo!"
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Harry, Waldo's
a fictional character.
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Then it will be that much
sweeter when we find him.
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Nina, what are you looking for?
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It's wednesday, and dr. Solomon
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gets all bent out of shape
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if the "Angry eyes" aren't in his Mr.
Potato man.
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You shouldn't have to do things like
that for Dick. That's degrading.
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And it's not degrading
to go out with him?
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Nina, it's wednesday.
Where are the angry eyes?
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Oh, there they are.
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Hey, Dick. Oh, Mary.
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Would you like to go
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to the movies tonight,
just you and me?
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That sounds like fun.
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And, uh, don and Sally?
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That sounds like less fun.
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Oh, come on, Mary. Come with us,
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and bring your big purse,
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'cause I'm popping corn for 4.
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All right, but don't
bring that Walker.
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I'm not gonna try and get you a
senior citizen discount again.
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Ok. If your dignity is worth
$2.00 to you, then fine.
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That was good.
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I gotta tell you, Albright,
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going out with you and Dick
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was not quite the
spike in the forehead
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I thought it was gonna be.
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And to pay for
all our movie tickets,
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that was just above and beyond.
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Oh, well, Dick convinced me
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that was the thing to do
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when he grabbed my credit card
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and paid for everybody.
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Oh, that reminds me, Mary,
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I'll be needing that card back.
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Sometime after dessert.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, you guys,
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why don't we do this
again saturday Night?
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Great idea. How about it, Mary?
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Why not? Don?
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Well, I'll be on duty...
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Aw.
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But I can make it.
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How about that movie?
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I know. That couple had so
much passion for each other.
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That's how my Donny
makes me feel
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when he looks into my eyes.
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Oh.
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I don't know, I thought a
few of those love scenes
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were a little gratuitous.
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Mary, I'm surprised
you're so prudish,
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especially since she's such a
hellcat between the sheets.
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Oh, it's True. What Mary does
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to my back
with her nails is art.
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Stop it!
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Stop it? Stop it?
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That's something you'll never
hear her say under the sheets.
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Yeah, well, not to take anything
away from you, Albright,
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But my guy's no slouch
in the Sack, either.
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Now remember,
don's a public servant.
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He stays till the job gets done.
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Sally, please.
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You know, until I met don,
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I had no idea you could get
a cramp in your boobs.
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You can.
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Mary likes to Chase
me around the bed
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wearing nothing but a
tribal fertility Mask
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and a small square of burlap.
Guess where? Not there.
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Maybe I should get the check.
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I'm gonna go get the check.
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Oh! There's my cleaning lady.
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Aw, man, look at this place.
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See, this is the kind
of authentic americana
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that you don't find
in Rutherford.
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Nope, only if you
stand on our toilet
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and look out
our bathroom window.
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What do you say to a cup
of Joe and a hunk of pie?
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I say, "Hello, pie."
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What am I, with the rain man?
Where's the money?
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I thought we had
more money than this.
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Well, I thought I had smaller
holes in my pockets,
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but that's what life on the road
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is all about,
you know? Discovery.
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So then, what, are we
completely tapped out now?
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Uh... uh, you know what?
This is good.
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This is, uh, good news, Harry.
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This is how stories are born.
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Yeah, I feel like kerouac
strolling into bakersfield.
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Broke. Gonna make
some walkin' money.
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And I feel like Waldo...
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At the beach, poking out from
behind that cabana. Whoo!
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Hi, Phil.
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Can I help you boys?
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You sure can, Phil.
Uh, my friend and I here
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haven't had a hot meal
for a good 2 hours.
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We're hungry drifters.
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That we are, and, uh,
we'd be willing to work
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for our 2 squares a day.
I'm pretty handy,
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and, um, my friend here, um, can draw
fanciful caricatures of your patrons.
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Fanciful caricatures.
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That look familiar?
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It's a square with "Phil"
Written inside.
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Keep it.
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Man, my hair
can do no wrong today.
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Morning, Sally.
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Hey.
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Uh, say, Sally...
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last night, when we were
out with don and Mary,
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did you notice anything strange?
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You mean the way
they acted all weird
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when we talked about
how good they are in bed?
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No, no... no, the way
they didn't say anything
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about how good we are in bed.
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Hey, you're right.
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I mean, what kind of freaks
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don't openly discuss their
lovers' sex moves in Public?
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Mmm. It's crazy, no?
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Yeah, I mean,
we talked about everything,
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I mean, politics, money...
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don's friend Cyrus
from high school.
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Oh, and Albright got really
passionate about electric cars.
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She hates 'em.
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So... so what's wrong
with Talking about sex?
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We had just seen
a whole movie about it.
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I know, I mean,
you see it everywhere.
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Magazines, Billboards,
uh, music videos...
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It's like the whole planet
revolves around it,
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but when it comes to praising
my attributes as a lover,
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Mary is bizarrely silent.
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Don wasn't exactly beating
the drum for me, either.
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That's 'cause there's
nothing to talk about?
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Oh, are you saying We're
no good in the Sack?
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Oh, my god.
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♪ I stepped hopeful ♪
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♪ Out of a dank shoebox attic
in Rutherford, ohio ♪
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♪ In the wheat-swept
bread basket of America ♪
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♪ A-mer-I-ca ♪
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♪ And now I dwell ♪
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♪ In a grease-marked
palace of drills ♪
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♪ Spills, and guys named Phil ♪
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All right. I'm famous.
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Listen, Phil,
tell me your story.
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What brought you
to this gas station?
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Was it the call
of the open road,
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the never-ending circus
of passing strangers?
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Well, I didn't graduate
from high school,
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and then my dad died.
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That's a sad story.
I'm so jealous.
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Well, Harry, we should
get back to work.
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Help me put these tools away.
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All right.
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Mind if I grab a smoke?
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Mind if I quit smoking?
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I love this kind of work.
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It clears my head. Real tools.
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Not afraid to get
your hands dirty.
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Oh, my god, what is this stuff?
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This doesn't come out, does it?
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Oh.
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Phil, do you have any club soda?
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Hello there, honky-tonk Angel.
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Anyone ever tell you
that you're pretty enough
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to be on one of them
naked lady mud flaps?
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Anyone ever tell you
to check under the Hood
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and then drove right over you?
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I get it. You want full service.
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Mind if I smoke?
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Does this tape work on metal?
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'Cause my gun Barrel's
kind of loose.
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Sir, uh, I've
only got one thing.
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Would you mind if
I went in front of you?
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Aw, Sure thing.
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Oh, excuse me, I... oh!
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Mary! Hey!
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Hi!
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How are ya?
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What a surprise!
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Isn't this crazy?
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How are you? Good. Good.
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Good seeing you the other night.
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Very. Yeah.
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Good.
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Anyway...
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it was kind of bizarre.
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Yeah, and what Sally said about how
attentive you are in bed, I...
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well, what Dick said about
that burlap square,
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I just can't get that picture of you
naked out of my head. I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's ok.
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What Sally said about you
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keeps playing in my
head on a loop...
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"Don stays until
the job gets done,
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"Don stays until
the job gets done,
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don stays until
the job gets done."
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Tell me about the Mask, Mary.
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Is it red? Is it red?
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With pointy horns.
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Holy mama!
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Next?
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Oh, price check.
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I don't know her.
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Good evening.
257
00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:43,176
Table for 4, please.
258
00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,326
Smoking or non-smoking?
259
00:11:44,326 --> 00:11:47,586
That's what
we're here to find out.
260
00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:49,441
Why the hell are we out again?
261
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,094
It was nothing. Just relax.
262
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,054
You think they know?
263
00:11:53,055 --> 00:11:54,332
Shh. Don't be silly.
264
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,132
Dick: Come on, Mary,
265
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,529
ah, something smells good.
266
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,319
Ah, they bake their own bread.
267
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,077
Oh, that must be it.
268
00:12:01,078 --> 00:12:03,539
Really, it smells, uh, nice.
269
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,657
Yeah, it sure does.
270
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:08,845
So, don, Mary, are
Sally and I good in bed?
271
00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:10,284
It starts.
272
00:12:10,285 --> 00:12:14,056
I think don and I would
prefer to talk about bread.
273
00:12:14,057 --> 00:12:15,686
Is that True, don?
274
00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:17,445
Or the butter.
275
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:20,802
Fine. Yeah,
we'll talk about bread.
276
00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:26,331
Is, uh, Irish soda bread
uh, really all that...
277
00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:27,419
Oh, I can't do it!
278
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,209
There's something the two
of you won't tell us.
279
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,967
We already know what
it is, so what is it?
280
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,694
Dick, I haven't the
faintest idea...
281
00:12:32,695 --> 00:12:35,315
Mary and I kissed. Aw, jeez!
282
00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:36,689
You what?
283
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,074
What?
284
00:12:37,075 --> 00:12:38,256
Wait, it wasn't
completely our fault.
285
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,014
You lit the Wick.
What can I say?
286
00:12:40,015 --> 00:12:42,220
Oh, good.
Way to soften the blow.
287
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,402
Yeah, nice blow softener.
288
00:12:43,403 --> 00:12:46,727
Oh, admit it, Mary. You kissed
because we're inadequate.
289
00:12:46,728 --> 00:12:47,431
That's not it.
290
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,828
Come on, Sally. Let's
leave these thoroughbreds
291
00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:50,660
alone in their stables.
292
00:12:50,661 --> 00:12:54,080
Yeah, big stud and his
feisty little brood mare.
293
00:12:54,081 --> 00:13:00,507
Mary, pay for dinner yourself.
Here is your credit card.
294
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:05,268
This place looks great. You didn't
have to do any of this, Tommy.
295
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:07,315
Aw, Well, yeah,
I have trouble writing
296
00:13:07,316 --> 00:13:09,233
in a cluttered environment,
297
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:10,991
so I inventoried the tires,
298
00:13:10,992 --> 00:13:13,516
and I composted
these old sandwiches,
299
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,978
and um, I stacked
these oil cans.
300
00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:16,298
Ok.
301
00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:18,503
Oh, yeah, and I also put
all the dirty magazines
302
00:13:18,504 --> 00:13:21,221
in Black shrink wrap.
303
00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:23,395
Who asked you to do that?
304
00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:26,017
I have to get that.
Where's Harry?
305
00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:33,816
We got a business to run, man.
306
00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:34,553
What are you doing?
307
00:13:34,554 --> 00:13:35,766
You didn't recognize the theme
308
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,485
to Beverly hills cop?
309
00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:41,617
Here, um, try
this one, all right?
310
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,028
"Here I am, rock you
like a hurricane."
311
00:13:46,029 --> 00:13:49,384
Come on, we've gotta
get back to work.
312
00:13:49,385 --> 00:13:50,568
I apologize. He's new here.
313
00:13:50,569 --> 00:13:52,198
Harry, are we
still on for later?
314
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,476
We're all meeting
at the roadhouse.
315
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:54,787
Yeah, the band says
they can't wait
316
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:55,556
for you to sit in with them.
317
00:13:55,557 --> 00:13:59,806
Oh, yeah. Just gotta
find an amp for my hose.
318
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:01,468
All right. See ya.
319
00:14:01,469 --> 00:14:04,027
All right. We'll
see you guys later.
320
00:14:08,023 --> 00:14:08,566
Who was that?
321
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,803
Oh, uh, that's,
uh, Amber and Duke.
322
00:14:10,804 --> 00:14:12,465
Uh, she's a pole dancer,
323
00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:15,726
and he's a pole repairman.
324
00:14:15,727 --> 00:14:17,740
Nice couple. Hey, we're
going out later on.
325
00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:18,477
You want to come with us?
326
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:20,074
No, I can't. I got
a lot to do tonight.
327
00:14:20,074 --> 00:14:21,864
I got inventory
and receipt totals,
328
00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:23,846
and I'm gearing up
for that tire recall.
329
00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:24,933
Mmm, well, you sure?
330
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,084
I mean, uh, I could
cover for you
331
00:14:26,085 --> 00:14:27,203
if you want to go out
and have some fun.
332
00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:30,527
Harry, do you think that
kerouac went out drinking
333
00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:33,181
and having adventures
with rowdy Characters?
334
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,555
Yeah, I mean,
it says right here...
335
00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:37,336
I... I haven't had time
to read it yet.
336
00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:42,005
Oh, that's too bad.
You have to kiss a man.
337
00:14:49,358 --> 00:14:52,234
You know, normally, I'd
twist Albright's head off
338
00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:54,632
like a bottle cap
for kissing my man,
339
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:58,212
but tonight, I just
don't have it in me.
340
00:14:58,213 --> 00:14:59,874
Oh, who can blame them?
341
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,496
After years of wandering
in a carnal desert,
342
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:07,930
they finally stumbled on the
sweet oasis of each other.
343
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:12,949
My poor Donny, having to
fake it all these years.
344
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,378
Maybe I try to be too creative,
345
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,840
insisting that we make
love on the beach,
346
00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:24,106
in an elevator, in that
office Supply store...
347
00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:29,508
maybe I was just too
forceful, too spontaneous.
348
00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:31,234
And I thought that showing up
349
00:15:31,235 --> 00:15:36,351
in a see-through camisole and
a thong was all I needed.
350
00:15:39,516 --> 00:15:43,959
Endless hot oil massages...
351
00:15:45,302 --> 00:15:52,237
a leather Halter and a
sparkly platinum wig...
352
00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:55,723
stallion-like endurance...
353
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:01,412
yoga.
354
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,947
Yoga...
355
00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:04,705
in bed?
356
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:05,696
Tell me about it.
357
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:10,236
Only if you tell me what
kind of stallion you are.
358
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,826
A great big one.
359
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:18,868
Both: Aah!
360
00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:25,282
♪ The spent flesh
of my brother dinosaur ♪
361
00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:28,221
♪ In cans, in tanks ♪
362
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:29,277
♪ Petroleum ♪
363
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:31,355
♪ Pet-rol-e-um ♪
364
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:34,617
♪ You have so many uses ♪
365
00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:39,860
I got nothing.
366
00:16:41,011 --> 00:16:42,576
A free bird.
367
00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:44,526
Bye, you crazy Road hogs!
368
00:16:44,526 --> 00:16:46,795
Ah, I like those guys. Whoo-hoo!
369
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:49,098
Whoo! Hoo!
370
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,718
Nice of you boys to show up.
371
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,455
Where have you been?
372
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:54,020
Well, uh, about the only place
373
00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:55,810
we haven't been is jail.
374
00:16:55,811 --> 00:16:56,897
Harry, we were in jail.
375
00:16:56,898 --> 00:17:02,716
Oh, yeah. No wonder that bathroom
attendant was so aggressive.
376
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,634
Can you guys
help me out over here?
377
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:05,178
No can do, Tommy.
378
00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:06,904
Harry and I are gonna
hit the open road.
379
00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:08,597
Yeah, the Allman brothers
are in Branson.
380
00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:09,908
We got no choice.
We're allmanheads.
381
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:13,073
Wait, you can't go. Phil, you
have to run the gas station.
382
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:13,810
I'm not like you, Tommy.
383
00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:16,206
I don't want to run a gas
station the rest of my life.
384
00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:18,029
Well, neither do I!
Well, then, come with us.
385
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,786
I don't want to do that, either!
386
00:17:19,787 --> 00:17:21,577
If I go with you,
I know in 2 weeks
387
00:17:21,578 --> 00:17:24,294
I'll just end up managing
the Allman brothers.
388
00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:27,970
At this stage in their career,
that's just not smart.
389
00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:29,760
Well, what are you gonna do?
390
00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:32,414
I'm too organized, too driven.
391
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:34,491
I need to learn how
to be irresponsible.
392
00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:37,944
I need to go to a place where my
potential won't shine through
393
00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:39,127
and I can just veg out.
394
00:17:39,128 --> 00:17:41,780
Does such a place exist?
395
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:43,635
Yeah, it does.
396
00:17:43,636 --> 00:17:45,682
I'm going to college.
397
00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:52,362
Another coffee,
and bring the pot.
398
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:56,615
I've got to lay low for a while.
399
00:18:03,072 --> 00:18:04,126
Hello, don.
400
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:08,186
Sally! You look...
dressed to kill.
401
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:11,351
No, don, I'm dressed
to win you back.
402
00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:11,895
Huh?
403
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:15,059
Look, come on, I know
my curvy boobiness
404
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,640
can't compare with
Albright's mousy charms.
405
00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:20,877
Is this a trick,
because you know,
406
00:18:20,878 --> 00:18:22,188
I can get back-up
just like that.
407
00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:24,522
Oh, see, that's just it, Donny.
408
00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:25,737
I don't have any tricks,
409
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,015
but I'm...
I want to learn,
410
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,670
I want to satisfy you.
411
00:18:31,428 --> 00:18:35,487
So, I kissed Albright, and...
And you want to satisfy me?
412
00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:37,948
Oh, yes. Please help me, don.
413
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:44,086
Well, I might be willing
to teach you, but...
414
00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:44,727
it'll be rigorous.
415
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:48,370
I'll wear my leather
Halter and sparkly wig.
416
00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:51,824
And we're back.
417
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,130
Dick, are you out there?
418
00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:02,171
Dick, we've got to talk.
419
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:02,843
Mm-mmm.
420
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:03,579
Oh, what are you doing?
421
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,016
Are you giving me
the silent treatment?
422
00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:07,446
I invented the silent treatment!
423
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,419
Why talk? Talk Just
ruins everything.
424
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:14,991
One or two Slightly
colorful turns of phrase
425
00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:16,173
can make a man dump a woman,
426
00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:18,251
a woman throw over the
love of her life,
427
00:19:18,252 --> 00:19:19,977
and a brilliant
college Professor
428
00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:22,599
kiss his own sister.
429
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:23,845
Your sister?
430
00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:27,010
I'm not talking.
431
00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:29,856
Oh, Dick, what I did was wrong,
432
00:19:29,857 --> 00:19:30,878
and I'm really embarrassed,
433
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:35,898
but there's a reason why people's
personal lives are personal.
434
00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:38,667
I guess I better
watch what I say
435
00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:41,064
no, I don't want you
to censor yourself
436
00:19:41,065 --> 00:19:45,699
I love 80% of what
comes out of your mouth
437
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:51,326
but let's keep what's special
between us... between us.
438
00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:52,828
So, you don't love don?
439
00:19:52,829 --> 00:19:55,321
I don't even like don.
440
00:19:55,322 --> 00:19:57,976
Oh, Mary.
441
00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:00,629
Did you bring the Mask?
442
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:01,556
No.
443
00:20:01,557 --> 00:20:02,547
Oh, good. That thing
444
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:03,761
never did anything for me.
445
00:20:03,762 --> 00:20:05,552
Oh.
446
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,393
It was the burlap.
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