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There! Right there!
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That's where they're putting it.
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Unbelievable!
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I know. How dare they attach
the new wing of the museum
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onto the rest of the museum?
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It's gonna block my view.
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It is literally going to cast
a shadow on my office.
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As opposed to figuratively
casting a shadow?
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Yes, jerk, as opposed
to figuratively.
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No. I don't think you
see what I'm saying.
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You see, the shadow is, of
course, literal, unless...
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Unless it was donated by
my sister Renata Albright.
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Your sister?
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Literally?
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You never told me
you had a sister.
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Well, I don't like
to talk about her
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only because it
reminds me of her.
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The minute she was born,
my life changed.
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She was showered with attention.
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She was given everything.
She was supported endlessly.
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And I had to stand by
and Rinse out her things.
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Wow...
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so you're the good sister?
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Doesn't the firstborn
kind of pave the way?
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I'm sure she's grateful.
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Grateful?
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She's the smart sister,
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the successful sister,
the pretty sister.
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And every second she has,
she crams it down my throat.
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She is evil!
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Maryberry.
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Speak of the devil!
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Me, too.
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Mary, would you like
a carafe of anything?
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I drank at home. Thank you.
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So, have you married again,
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or do you not want
to discuss business?
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Oh, now, Now, Mary,
I traveled all this way
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to help your little
school's art room.
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Why can't you just say
thank you?
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Because it was an act of hostility
designed to humiliate me.
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And to showcase Holland's
premier architect.
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Flim vanderkoos.
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You are so affected.
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Cultured.
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Pretentious.
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Worldly. Face-lifted.
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30. I hate you!
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I love me!
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Uh, we're gonna regroup and
come back with a real zinger.
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Well, well, well.
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Aren't you the loyal boyfriend?
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Hmm, I guess that's something
Mary has that I don't.
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Oh, I'm loyal.
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Fiercely loyal.
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And quite cute.
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Hey, lady!
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Lady!
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You're paying
for this whole thing?
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Man, you must make a Butt-load
of money at your job.
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If you can afford
a whole new museum,
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what kind of job
is that, I wonder.
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I'm a philanthropist.
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I give to worthy causes.
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Ok, I don't have all this fleshed
out, but here are the bullet points.
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Children, herbal ecstasy,
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and motor vehicles.
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Excuse me.
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No! We'll think of something.
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Oh, Dick's gonna be
so impressed.
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Dick?
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Dick Solomon?
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Yeah. He's our brother.
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You know, I would like
to help you.
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What about a teen center?
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We love working with teens.
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It's practically our life!
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Yes. I'll give you $10,000.
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Make it 10.
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She just made it 10.
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I knew she'd cave
under the pressure.
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Oh, I don't know why
I even bother.
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It's too late.
The damage has been done.
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My parents gave all
the sunblock to Renata.
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Oh, Mary...
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I hate what the sun
and Renata have done to you.
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They've taken away
all your self-esteem.
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Oh, not just my self-esteem.
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Everything I have, Renata
wants and eventually gets.
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And guess Who's the shiny new
bauble she's got her eyes on now.
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Me.
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What?!
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She touched my bum.
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I'm so sorry.
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I didn't know what
to do, except giggle.
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It's pathological with her.
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She has more than I ever will,
and now she wants...
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what little I have.
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Well, she's not going
to get it. Not this time.
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What do you mean?
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It's brilliant, Mary.
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We'll turn her advances
into our advantage.
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We'll stage a row
in front of her
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and pretend to be on the outs.
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What?
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I'll seek out her comfort.
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Woo her, win her, and then,
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when the time is right,
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I will break her heart.
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No! Yes.
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We'll pay her back
for all the pain
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she's inflicted on you.
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And there won't be money
enough in all the world...
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to mend her.
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Oh, Dick, I'm appalled.
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Your plan is ridiculous.
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It's risky. It's... it's horrible!
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It's positively French. Do it!
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Well, it took a lot of work,
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but we sure turned that dive
into a great place for the kids.
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Yeah. We're gonna be late.
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Come on, let's get on
over to the teen center.
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Right on.
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Oh, man...
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those kids sure are lucky
to have a place like this
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to hang out
for an hour a day, huh?
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10 grand well spent.
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Yeah!
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Well, it's all about the kids.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, Harry,
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I cry for those kids
and their lousy role models.
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Yeah. Hey! You know what?
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We should put
a wet bar right here.
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So the kids can see adults
drinking responsibly at work.
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That's a good idea.
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I think this is the place.
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Uh, hi. Is this the Renata
Albright teen center?
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Huh?
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Oh! Yeah!
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Yeah! Sure, sure. Come on in.
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Come on in. Yeah. Hey!
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This is the place where
you can just hang out
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and be yourselves.
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First lesson, sweetie.
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Um, you see that
expensive leather Couch?
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Well, that's your brain.
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And you see your Butt
on that Couch?
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That's your brain on drugs.
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So, get the hell off my Couch.
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No, Mary! I do not think this
sculpture is clunky and reductionist!
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Well, it is!
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Everything looks like
an umbrella rack to you!
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You need to develop your eye!
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Dick, I cannot...
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Cannot! Or will not?
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I love art, Mary.
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Art touches me.
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But maybe you shouldn't anymore.
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No objection here!
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Right back at you,
you frigid frump!
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Have a nice day!
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You, too! Oh, and, Mary...
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nice touch.
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Hey. What was that?
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Ahem.
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Is everything ok?
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No.
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Want to talk about it?
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Really, you wouldn't mind?
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How does greek food sound?
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I've never had it.
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Mary's allergic to feta.
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I know.
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I know.
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Well, Renata, you are
full of surprises.
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When you suggested greek food,
I had no idea you meant...
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in greece.
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Well, Darling, there are
more surprises yet to come.
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And when you said, "Your jet,"
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I thought you were referring to
your subscription to jet magazine.
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Although, maybe you can still answer
my questions about ray Charles.
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Is he... Champagne, Darling?
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Champagne.
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Why, thank you.
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Renata, may I ask you
an impertinent question?
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Yes, please do.
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Are there movies on this flight?
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'Cause I still haven't seen
shanghai noon.
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Ok, you guys.
This is a bonding exercise
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with a lesson in trust.
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Now, lj, you're gonna
stand right there,
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and you're gonna fall
backwards into my arms.
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Ok? And I'm gonna catch you.
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All right? Now trust me.
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Bam!
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Trust no one!
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So let's share, all right?
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Eh, you.
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What's it like at
night in your home?
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Now, be honest.
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Ok. At night...
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My dad comes home
usually around 6:00
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if he's not doing a surgery.
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We all have dinner, and then
we discuss current events.
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Oh, my God. Hmm... Yeah.
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That sound familiar to anyone?
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Yeah, too familiar.
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Ok, See, uh,
you guys need a group.
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Y-you can't go through
this alone.
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So we've discussed this,
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and we've decided to divide you
guys into 2 different teams.
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The red team and the blue team.
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That's right.
See, research has shown
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that it's important to have
a common "Goal" Or "Enemy."
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And you 2 groups will compete
Against each other.
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Yeah.
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Now, Within your group,
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you will become
closer than family.
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And if any of you want to drop
out from one of the groups,
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well,
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I pity that guy.
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Yes, we'll have...
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Ehete tipote pis emeras?
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Dick, do you speak greek?
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Malista.
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Well, Dick, I don't suppose
you dance greek.
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Opa!
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Opa!
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Ha Ha ha!
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Opa!
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Opa!
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Ohh!
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Dick, you're spectacular!
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I know.
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Oh, are you happy, Darling?
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Are you smitten with me?
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Yes!
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Then I'm very happy.
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Oh! Hi, Mary.
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Dick, where have you been?
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Oh, I went to lunch with Renata.
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I know, 3 days ago.
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Well, you can't go to santorini
without going to mykonos.
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You went to greece?
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Yes. Oh, but, Mary,
you can't stay.
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Renata will be here any second.
She's picking me up.
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Oh, Dick, you're
making me nervous.
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She's a very powerful woman.
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I'm beginning not to
trust our plan anymore.
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No, no, but you must trust it.
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I am guiding the moth
into the flame.
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We are so close
to ensnaring Renata.
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And I am so close to
meeting Elton John.
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Whoo!
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Dickie!
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Oh, there she is now.
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You gotta get out of here.
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I don't want to leave you.
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Well, then stay. Stay and watch.
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Oh, and, Mary,
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enjoy.
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Darling...
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there you are.
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Hello.
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Well, this is the first time
I've ever been in your...
267
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,413
bedroom.
268
00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:25,916
Physically, yes.
269
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,528
But you've been here
many times...
270
00:12:29,529 --> 00:12:31,128
in here.
271
00:12:33,109 --> 00:12:35,090
No, Darling. I have to admit
272
00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:38,128
at first I thought you'd
be just another notch
273
00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:40,462
on my piss-off-Mary belt.
274
00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:45,033
But I must say
I'm falling for you.
275
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,335
If you fall, I will catch you.
276
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,705
Come on, Darling, let's go.
277
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,686
Oh, Renata...
278
00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:56,030
Chase me.
279
00:12:58,780 --> 00:12:59,739
Wah-hoo!
280
00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:00,698
Perfect!
281
00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:02,167
W-where did you come from?
282
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,277
Oh, you're good, Dick.
You're very good.
283
00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:06,548
T-thank you.
284
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,324
Hello, Mary.
285
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,826
Renata?
286
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,393
Oh, I guess you've heard.
287
00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,407
Dick is madly in Love...
288
00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:19,622
with me!
289
00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:22,947
Yes, I've heard.
290
00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:25,728
Well, if it's any consolation,
291
00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:27,455
I'm insanely happy.
292
00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:32,569
I'm actually glad that you fell for
my boyfriend hook, line, and sinker.
293
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,678
Even if I had to hear it
in that fake voice.
294
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,045
It's not fake! I paid for it!
295
00:13:37,973 --> 00:13:39,346
Euro-trash! Teacher!
296
00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:41,008
Lipo-Butt!
297
00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,544
Pork chop!
298
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,796
Good afternoon, Mary.
299
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:57,120
Well, if we're gonna turn the
kitchen into the New senior center,
300
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,239
it's gonna take
a lot of elbow grease.
301
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,230
Mm-hmm.
302
00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,285
Hi, everybody.
303
00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:02,715
Man, Dick, we are
having so much fun
304
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,770
spending Renata's money.
305
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:04,825
Oh, good. Good.
306
00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:06,199
And you must be having a blast.
307
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,765
I mean, blowing
through all her cash.
308
00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:09,428
You're not even doing it
for a good cause.
309
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:10,994
But I am!
310
00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:13,232
I'm doing it for a very good cause.
For Mary.
311
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:16,301
Oh, come on, Dick. You could've
burned Renata a long time ago.
312
00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,698
But you guys have even
made Thanksgiving plans.
313
00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:20,777
Well, everything was booking
up so quick in aspen.
314
00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,822
My god! What am I saying?
315
00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:24,389
This has got to stop!
316
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:27,075
Why? This is the best thing
that's ever happened to us.
317
00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:28,545
It's not supposed to be for us.
318
00:14:28,546 --> 00:14:31,199
I was doing it for Mary
because I love her.
319
00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:32,477
Nothing else matters.
320
00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:34,523
I'm going over to Renata's
hotel room now,
321
00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:36,984
and I am breaking her heart,
exactly as planned.
322
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,584
Harry, call the limo.
323
00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,826
Oh, Darling, at last.
324
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,744
Dick? What is it?
325
00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:55,782
Renata, there is
no easy way to say this.
326
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:58,179
I am a ruthless man.
327
00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,896
That's what attracts
so many women to me
328
00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:04,029
and often destroys them.
329
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:06,715
Are these my shirts from Saville row?
When did they come in?
330
00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:07,675
Yesterday.
331
00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:09,272
But I wanted to save
them for today.
332
00:15:09,273 --> 00:15:10,870
They were here yesterday?!
333
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,980
Well, yes, But, Darling, I have
something very important to ask you.
334
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:16,113
If the question is when do I want
my shirts, the answer is right now!
335
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:18,638
Darling, I can't wait any longer.
I must ask you right now.
336
00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,429
What is it? Dick...
337
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,018
This last week
has been so magical.
338
00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:25,991
Well, will you marry me?
339
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:26,951
Marry you?!
340
00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,166
Oh, please say yes.
341
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,033
Do you even have to ask?
342
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,409
Oh!
343
00:15:36,126 --> 00:15:38,203
Ok, so it's come
to our attention
344
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,240
that a fight broke out today between
the red team and the blue team.
345
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,222
That's not cool. Not at all.
346
00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,076
Now, we have devised
a simple plan
347
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,985
to keep this kind of incident
from breaking out again.
348
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:51,534
The north side of the teen
center will belong to the reds.
349
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,411
The south to the blues.
350
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,626
All right, you got that, guys?
351
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,704
Now, get out of here.
No more fighting
352
00:15:57,705 --> 00:16:00,357
unless you have to defend
your turf, obviously.
353
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:02,051
That's right. Remember,
friendship is fleeting.
354
00:16:02,052 --> 00:16:04,002
But a tattoo, that's forever.
355
00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:13,879
Dick! What's going on?
356
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,181
You were supposed to break
her heart, not propose.
357
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,780
N-no. She proposed to me.
358
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,241
Well, I can't believe
you accepted.
359
00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:22,223
I'm beginning to think
you want to be with her.
360
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:24,205
No! No! No, Mary,
on the contrary.
361
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,835
This will be our
greatest moment.
362
00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:29,192
Being jilted at the altar is
the ultimate in humiliation.
363
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:31,750
Renata will be dumped
from dizzying heights
364
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,124
with everyone watching.
365
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,106
I'm not sure even she
deserves this.
366
00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,888
She does, Mary. You know that.
367
00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:40,061
Yes, I do.
368
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,043
Gather around, Darling,
it's time to start.
369
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,258
Yes. Sit down, Mary.
370
00:16:43,259 --> 00:16:46,072
Sit and watch and enjoy.
371
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,172
Welcome all to this special day.
372
00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:51,986
Harry, whose turf
is this museum?
373
00:16:51,987 --> 00:16:53,456
Uh, the reds'.
374
00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:55,885
Then what's the blue team
doing here?
375
00:16:55,886 --> 00:16:57,325
Um, we invited them.
376
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,019
Ah...
377
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,617
so, Renata Albright,
378
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:02,758
do you take Dick Solomon
to be your husband?
379
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:03,718
Oh, I do.
380
00:17:03,719 --> 00:17:04,837
And, Dick Solomon,
381
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:06,819
do you take Renata Albright
to be your wife?
382
00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:10,112
Of course I do!
383
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,084
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
384
00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:14,395
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
385
00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:16,249
Dick, Dick, Dick!
Dick, Dick! Dick! Dick!
386
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,573
Oh, maryberry, don't wreck this.
387
00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:23,090
No! I am not going to let
my boyfriend Marry my sister.
388
00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,615
But he's not your
boyfriend anymore, Mary.
389
00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:26,895
He's my husband.
390
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,813
Yeah. She has a point, Mary.
391
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,251
Now that I'm married,
392
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,169
it's really not quite right for
us to keep seeing each other.
393
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,416
What?!
394
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,558
Stay the course. When the
kids are in grad school,
395
00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:36,677
whammo!
396
00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:38,403
Forget it!
397
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,842
Renata...
398
00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,782
the sham marriage was
designed to humiliate you.
399
00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:43,805
Sham?
400
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:44,956
Yes.
401
00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:46,555
But like everything else
in your charmed life,
402
00:17:46,556 --> 00:17:49,751
it turned on its head and
blew me out of the water.
403
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,575
Nice plan, Dick!
404
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,355
Is this True?
405
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,954
You planned to hurt me?
406
00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:58,798
No, no. She's really
mischaracterizing the plan.
407
00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:00,589
It was more of
a polite wake-up call
408
00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:04,297
segueing into a lifetime of joy,
reconciliation, and sisterly love.
409
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:05,576
And I'm so happy it worked out.
410
00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:07,751
3 musketeers! Hands in!
411
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,778
Unbelievable!
412
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,344
You want him, you've got him!
413
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,038
He's all yours!
414
00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:17,724
No... Mary! Renata! Y-you don't...
415
00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:19,897
I have an announcement to make.
416
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,318
"The red team would like to invite
the rolling blues out to the gazebo
417
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,397
to have their asses
handed to them."
418
00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,348
What happened to
all the furniture?
419
00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,170
Aw, the kids.
420
00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:45,760
They were rotten
from the get-go.
421
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,363
My only regret is that
we cared enough to try.
422
00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:51,962
They were animals!
423
00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:56,469
I'm here to get my things.
424
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,067
Oh, hey, you know what?
That's a good idea.
425
00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:59,314
We should go get
our old furniture
426
00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:00,976
back from that homeless shelter.
427
00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:02,160
Mm-hmm.
428
00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:05,356
So, Mary, uh...
429
00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:07,753
I guess that sister of yours
430
00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,767
sort of did a number
on both of us, huh?
431
00:19:09,768 --> 00:19:12,644
I never understood the phrase
"Team of lawyers".
432
00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:16,321
Until they all surrounded me
right after the wedding.
433
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,727
Oh, boo-hoo.
434
00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:20,637
I bet you made out like a
bandit in the divorce.
435
00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:21,979
What did you get, the plane...
436
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:24,217
or the chalet in gstaad?
437
00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:26,966
No. I was offered them both,
but I didn't take either.
438
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:27,926
Oh?
439
00:19:27,927 --> 00:19:29,108
No.
440
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:31,506
No, the only thing
I insisted on in fact was.
441
00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:34,414
Renata's promise not to build
that museum addition.
442
00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:39,562
You know, the one that was gonna
cast a shadow on your office.
443
00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,415
Dick...
444
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,270
you planned this all along?
445
00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:44,230
I... I did?
446
00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:45,347
Yes!
447
00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,361
You wooed her, you wed her,
448
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,864
but you kept your
eye on the prize.
449
00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,006
We beat Renata!
450
00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:52,125
Well, Mary...
451
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,428
I am a ruthless man.
452
00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:57,369
Make love to me, Dick.
453
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,437
Well, all right, but I warn you.
454
00:20:00,438 --> 00:20:01,876
I just got divorced an hour ago,
455
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:04,208
so you're getting me
on the rebound.
456
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,095
I'll take my chance.
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