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WELL, YES! ABSOLUTELY.
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OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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DICK, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS?
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YOU'VE BEEN ON THE
PHONE FOR 10 MINUTES, MARY.
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YOU THINK YOU'D KNOW
WHO YOU WERE TALKING TO.
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IT WAS DR. POWELL,
THE ARCHAEOLOGIST.
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HE'S LEADING A DIG TOMORROW
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AT THE PAUCHOK INDIAN MOUNDS,
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AND HE ASKED ME TO COME.
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YOU'RE GOING ON AN
ACTUAL ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG?
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THAT SOUNDS SO EXCITING.
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IT SURE DOES. CAN I
HAVE TOMORROW OFF?
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NO.
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MARY, WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE THE BEST TIME TOGETHER.
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WELL, UH... UH, DICK,
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I DON'T THINK I'M ALLOWED
TO BRING A GUEST.
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OF COURSE YOU ARE.
THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
THE INDIANS FOUGHT FOR.
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GEE, I... I DON'T
THINK I COULD...
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OH, MARY, PLEASE?
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FOR YEARS YOU'VE
BEEN TALKING ABOUT
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ALL THE DIGS YOU'VE BEEN ON
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AND ALL THE STUFF YOU'VE FOUND.
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AND FOR ONCE IN MY
LIFE I WANT TO SEE IT,
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INSTEAD OF BEING BORED
TO TEARS HEARING ABOUT IT.
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WELL, IT WOULD BE NICE TO
SHARE THE THING I LOVE THE MOST
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WITH THE PERSON I LOVE THE MOST.
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OH, TERRIFIC!
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I'M GOING TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW
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TO BUY SOME FIELD BOOTS.
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CAN I BORROW YOUR VISA CARD?
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NO!
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WELL, I HOPE THEY TAKE DISCOVER.
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NO, WE... WAIT...
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OK, THANKS. HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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YOU GUYS READY TO GO...?
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HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARS?
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THE RUTHERFORD GARLIC FESTIVAL
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IS THIS WEEKEND.
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DUBCEK'S CHARGING
PEOPLE 20 BUCKS
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TO PARK ON HER LAWN.
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WHOA! SHE CHARGED
ME WAY MORE THAN THAT
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WHEN I PARKED ON HER LAWN.
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YOU DIDN'T PARK ON HER LAWN.
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YOU PARKED ON HER FOOT.
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AND SHE DIDN'T CHARGE
YOU, SHE SUED YOU.
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EXCUSE ME, WE'VE BEEN
DRIVING AROUND FOR HOURS.
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DO YOU KNOW OF ANY
HOTELS THAT HAVE ROOMS?
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I BELIEVE THAT ALL
HOTELS HAVE ROOMS.
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THE TOWN SHOULDN'T
PUT ON A GARLIC FESTIVAL
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IF THEY DON'T HAVE
ADEQUATE LODGING.
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[SIGHS]
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HEY, DICK'S GONE. WE
COULD RENT OUT HIS BED.
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WELL, WAIT A SECOND.
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IF WE'RE GONNA GO THAT ROUTE,
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WHY NOT RENT OUT THE WHOLE ROOM?
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UH, WELL, THIS IS IT.
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UM, BEDROOM'S
RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
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AND, UH, 40 BUCKS
A NIGHT IT'S YOURS.
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OH, IT'S REALLY ECLECTIC.
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I LIKE HOW NOTHING MATCHES.
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WHAT DOESN'T MATCH?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHEN DO YOU HAVE BREAKFAST?
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UH, USUALLY ABOUT 10
MINUTES AFTER I WAKE UP.
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OH, OH, OH!
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IS IT POSSIBLE TO
GET RESERVATIONS
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FOR DINNER TONIGHT AT LOBERGE?
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I GUESS.
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I MEAN, WE HAVE A PHONE.
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ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
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THIS IS A TERRIFIC DEAL.
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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN
THE CROWN TRAVEL GUIDE?
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CROWN TRAVEL GUIDE?
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OH, YEAH. IF THEY GIVE YOUR PLACE
4 STARS, YOU'D BE BOOKED SOLID.
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HOW DO YOU GET 4 STARS?
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UH, GREAT SERVICE.
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MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
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WELCOME TO THE INN
AT SOLOMON HOUSE.
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WE ARE HERE TO
SERVICE YOU. HA HA HA HA!
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UH, DR. ALBRIGHT.
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OH, DR. POWELL.
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WELL, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR INVITING ME.
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I GUESS MY KNOWLEDGE
OF THE PAUCHOK INDIANS
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HAD A LOT TO DO WITH IT.
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YES, THAT AND THE FACT
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THAT DR. DAVIS WENT INTO LABOR.
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I JUST HEARD YOU
TOOK THE LIBERTY
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OF BRINGING YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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OH, HE'S NOT JUST MY BOYFRIEND.
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DR. SOLOMON IS
PROFESSOR OF PHYSICS
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AND A BRILLIANT EDUCATOR.
HE'LL BE A TREMENDOUS ASSET.
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I JUST WHIPPED A
TWIG OFF A BIRCH TREE.
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NOW LET'S GO FIND
OURSELVES A MUMMY!
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[CRACKS WHIP]
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WAS THAT AN ICEBREAKER OR WHAT?
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WHAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
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HERE, MARY. PUT THIS
APPLE ON YOUR HEAD.
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THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE
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I'LL BE ABLE TO WHIP IT OFF.
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GIVE ME THE WHIP. WHAT?
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GIVE ME THE WHIP.
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GIVE ME THE MACHETE.
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I'M NOT GIVING YOU
THE TREASURE MAP.
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GIVE ME THE TREASURE MAP.
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AND DON'T SHOW IT TO
ANYBODY. I'M SERIOUS.
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COME HERE, DICK.
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WHAT? COME HERE.
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THIS IS YOUR SQUARE
FOOT RIGHT HERE.
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OK, NOW TAKE THE TROWEL AND
THE SABLE BRUSH AND THE AIR BULB,
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AND GINGERLY DUST
AWAY THE SEDIMENT
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ONE THIN LAYER AT A TIME.
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OH, COME ON, LET ME
USE SOME OF MY DYNAMITE.
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A COUPLE OF M-80s
AND WE'LL BE PICKING
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SACRED PAUCHOK
CRAP OUT OF OUR HAIR.
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THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.
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GREAT.
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I KNOW. I'LL JUST TAKE A NAP
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AND SEE IF ANYTHING
STICKS TO MY BACK.
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AND A HELLO TO YOU, TOO.
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LISTEN, I HAVE SOME GUESTS
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WHO ARE DYING TO TAKE A TOUR
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OF THE MAYOR'S RESIDENCE.
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EXCUSE ME?
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LOOK, I VOTED FOR YOUR HUSBAND,
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SO THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
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IS LET SOME STRANGERS
POKE AROUND YOUR CONDO.
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OH, REALLY?
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WELL, SAME TO
YOU, MRS. McCHEESE!
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BAD NEWS.
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SHE'S RECOVERING FROM LIPO.
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HARRY, DID YOU CHANGE THE
SHEETS IN THE GUEST ROOM?
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OH, UH, BETTER.
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I PUT ON SOME COLOGNE
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AND ROLLED AROUND ON THEM.
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JUST CHANGE THEM, OK?
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AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
MAKE SOME RADISH FLOWERS
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FOR TONIGHT'S CRUDITÉS.
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[SNAPS FINGERS] GET TO IT.
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HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE SNAPPING?
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IT'S THE INTERNATIONAL
SIGN FOR "GET TO IT."
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EITHER SNAP OR SAY "GET TO IT."
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO BOTH.
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[SNAPS]
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WHAT?
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GET TO IT. TO IT.
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HARRY...
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I JUST NOTICED THAT
THE SAND ASHTRAY
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DOES NOT HAVE AN IMPRESSION
OF OUR HOTEL'S CREST.
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WHAT'S OUR HOTEL'S CREST?
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A GIANT "S" WITH
A DEADLY PYTHON.
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[HISSES]
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DICK, DO YOU REALIZE THAT
HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO
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INDIANS RAISED FAMILIES HERE
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AND HUNTED HERE AND
BUILT VILLAGES HERE?
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AND THEY HAD THE
GOOD SENSE TO DIE HERE.
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I WISH I WAS WITH THEM.
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I'M OUT HERE FOR 5 HOURS
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AND ALL I FOUND WAS
THIS LONG POINTY ROCK.
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WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME SEE THAT.
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THIS ISN'T A ROCK,
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THIS IS A SPEARHEAD.
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IT IS... A-ARE YOU SURE?
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I'M TELLING YOU THIS
IS OVER 400 YEARS OLD.
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LOOK AT THOSE EDGES.
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OH, MY GOD, IT IS A SPEARHEAD.
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IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT,
MARY, YOU'RE A BLIND FOOL!
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
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GIVE ME MY SPEARHEAD.
YOU'LL RUIN THE EDGES!
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WOW, THIS IS THE BEST!
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ARCHAEOLOGY, YOUR
PRODIGAL SON HAS COME HOME.
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HERE YOU GO, MA'AM.
HOT APPLE CIDER.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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OH! I-IT'S A BIT SPICY.
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NO, IT'S PERFECT.
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I THINK IT'S TOO SPICY.
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WELL, I THINK YOU
SHOULD JUST DRINK IT.
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UH, MRS. RUSSELL,
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LET ME GET YOU
ANOTHER CUP OF CIDER
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THAT'S MORE TO YOUR LIKING.
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HARRY, KITCHEN.
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YOU'RE CRAZY.
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WHAT WAS THAT OUT THERE?
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I KNOW. THAT LADY
DOESN'T KNOW HER ASS
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FROM HER APPLE CIDER.
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AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE HOTEL BUSINESS.
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WHAT THE CUSTOMER
WANTS, THE CUSTOMER GETS.
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YEAH. SALLY GETS
THEM RESERVATIONS
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AND YOU GET THEM
FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS
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AND I GET TO GET
THEM TOILET PAPER.
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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT'S FAIR.
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WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS 4 STARS
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IN THE CROWN TRAVEL GUIDE.
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WELL, I THINK THAT'S BOGUS.
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THEN I THINK YOU'RE FIRED.
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YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!
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ALL RIGHT, THEN
UNDERSTAND THIS...
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IF YOU QUIT, YOU'RE FIRED.
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I QUIT! YOU'RE FIRED!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
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WHO HELD THIS
MAGNIFICENT POINTY STONE?
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SOME MIGHTY WARRIOR?
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PERHAPS A TINY PAUCHOK
BRAVE WHOSE MOTHER SAID,
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"BE CAREFUL, FREDDY. YOU'LL
PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THAT THING."
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EVEN
SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT IN HERE.
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ALL ARTIFACTS ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE INVENTORIED
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AND KEPT IN THE SUPPLY TENT.
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I BET HE WAS FAT.
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A BIG FAT GUY WALKING AROUND
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JABBING AT BISON LIKE
HE OWNED THE PLACE.
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OR MAYBE HE WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
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WOULD YOU STOP?
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00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,674
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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NOTHING.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL.
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PEOPLE FIND ARTIFACTS EVERY DAY.
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL TO YOU.
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YOU FOUND HUNDREDS OF ARTIFACTS.
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00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,919
BUT DON'T YOU REMEMBER
WHAT IT FELT LIKE
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WHEN YOU FOUND YOUR FIRST ONE?
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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WELL, TELL ME ABOUT IT, MARY.
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WHAT WAS IT LIKE? TELL ME.
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COME ON, TELL ME.
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I'VE NEVER FOUND
A SINGLE ARTIFACT
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IN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE!
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WHAT?
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NOW YOU KNOW.
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ARE YOU HAPPY?
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT ALL
THOSE OBJECTS IN THE OFFICE?
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THE COINS, THE POTTERY.
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I BOUGHT THEM AT AIRPORTS.
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00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:52,750
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR
PRIZED CHUCHUBAIN DEATH MASK?
238
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,186
EBAY.
239
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,855
OH, MARY.
240
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,724
I'M SO SORRY THAT I
FOUND SOMETHING.
241
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,893
I WISH YOU WERE ME.
242
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:02,894
IT'S NOT JUST YOU.
243
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:06,075
I MEAN, PEOPLE WERE
PULLING THINGS UP ALL DAY.
244
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,032
AND THEN WHEN DR. POWELL
245
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,679
FOUND THAT CEREMONIAL
WEDDING MOON,
246
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:15,273
I WOULD HAVE KILLED
TO HAVE FOUND THAT.
247
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,541
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
248
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,678
IS IT THE MOON? IS THAT IT?
249
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,882
YOU WANT THE MOON, MARY?
250
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,601
CAN'T BELIEVE HARRY QUIT ON US.
251
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,068
LEFT US WITH ALL THIS WORK.
252
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,394
I TOLD YOU TO DO A
BACKGROUND CHECK.
253
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,930
I MEAN, HE CAME SO
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
254
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,866
UH, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO CHECK OUT THE TUB.
255
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,245
I THINK THE DRAIN'S CLOGGED.
256
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,370
YES, SIR, WE WILL GET
RIGHT ON THAT, SIR.
257
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,317
THANK YOU FOR LETTING US KNOW.
258
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,652
WHY DO THESE PEOPLE
NEED TO BATHE EVERY DAY?
259
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:54,879
WHY DOES THE HAIRIEST GUEST
ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR MY ROBE?
260
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,959
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
261
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:57,882
OH, MY GOD, HARRY!
262
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:58,961
THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK.
263
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,084
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, MAN.
264
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,586
NOW I KNOW THAT REGAINING
OUR TRUST WILL BE DIFFICULT,
265
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,956
BUT I THINK THAT SNAKING
THE BATHTUB DRAIN
266
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,991
IS A GOOD PLACE TO START.
267
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,895
THAT HOW YOU GREET
ALL YOUR GUESTS?
268
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,098
SORRY? I'D LIKE A ROOM.
269
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,432
I'M CHECKING IN.
270
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,046
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
271
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,514
I'D LIKE A NEW YORK TIMES
272
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,848
ON MY DOORSTEP EVERY MORNING,
273
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:23,741
WITH THE CROSSWORD
PUZZLE ALREADY FILLED OUT.
274
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,078
FOR BREAKFAST I'D LIKE
A SMALL GLASS OF JUICE,
275
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,190
WHICHEVER KIND YOU'RE OUT OF.
276
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,349
AND I'D LIKE TO START
WITH A NICE, WARM BATH.
277
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,685
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
YOU'RE GETTING A ROOM HERE.
278
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,388
DEAR CROWN TRAVEL GUIDE,
279
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:41,793
THE INN AT SOLOMON HOUSE STINKS.
280
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,376
I'LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM.
281
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,035
OH... OH... OH, MISS, COULD
YOU GET THE LUGGAGE?
282
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,804
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
283
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,943
WHY DO I DO THIS?
284
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,622
I JUST KEEP GOING THROUGH LIFE
285
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,357
TRYING TO FIND NEW WAYS TO PROVE
286
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,421
WHAT A LOSER I AM.
287
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:07,718
OH, MARY, STOP. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO PROVE THAT TO ME.
288
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,555
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK,
289
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:14,325
AND... AND GO GET YOURSELF
A CUP OF COFFEE, HUH?
290
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,126
OK.
291
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,340
SO, UH, MARY,
292
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,743
CAFFEINE KICK IN YET?
YOU READY TO DIG, HUH?
293
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,012
YOU KNOW, I'M DONE FOR THE DAY.
294
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:35,713
OOH... WHAT?
295
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,381
OH, NO, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP NOW,
296
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,482
NOT WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
297
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,896
NO. I... I'M GONNA
BE IN THE TENT.
298
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,885
NO, BUT THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
299
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:42,931
OH, I DOUBT THAT...
300
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,388
NO, NO, TRUST ME.
301
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,189
NO, I'M LEAVI...
302
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,258
GET BACK IN THE PIT, YOU LOSER!
303
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,860
WHAT?!
304
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,730
I'M SORRY, I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
305
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,233
HERE, GIVE IT A
FEW MORE MINUTES.
306
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,501
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
307
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,104
OK, OK, OK.
308
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,175
WHY DON'T YOU TRY OVER THERE?
309
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,678
WAIT, WAIT... WHOA, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT A SECOND.
310
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:11,182
WHAT, DON'T TELL ME
YOU FOUND SOMETHING.
311
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,383
I DID.
312
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,184
I THINK I DID!
313
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,019
ARE YOU SURE? NOW
DON'T TOY WITH ME.
314
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,354
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT.
315
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,357
I'M SERIOUS!
316
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,103
IT'S A CEREMONIAL WEDDING MOON,
317
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,239
JUST LIKE THE ONE
DR. POWELL FOUND.
318
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,596
OH, MY STARS, WILL
YOU LOOK AT THAT?
319
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:26,965
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
320
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,667
I ACTUALLY FOUND
SOMETHING ON MY OWN!
321
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,870
AND WHO WAS THERE FOR YOU
IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR, HUH?
322
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,072
OH, DICK.
323
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,173
A LITTLE SUGAR THIS WAY.
324
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,852
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
325
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,511
THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE
CONFIDENCE IN ME THAT I'D LOST.
326
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,546
OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
327
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,316
COME, MY INDIAN PRINCESS.
328
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,584
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE RIVER,
329
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:51,422
SHED OUR BUCKSKINS,
AND PARTY LIKE IT'S 1399!
330
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,162
COME ON, RUB ME.
331
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,242
I JUST... I DON'T WANNA.
332
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,067
RUB ME, WOMAN!
333
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,804
YEAH.
334
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,105
THAT'S THE STUFF.
335
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,675
DID YOU GET ME
THOSE LES MIS TICKETS?
336
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:15,279
I LOOKED INTO IT, AND
IT'S NOT PLAYING IN OHIO.
337
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:19,851
WELL, AFTER DINNER, MAYBE
YOU AND THE BOY WILL ACT IT OUT.
338
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:25,623
THIS CEREMONIAL WEDDING
MOON THAT I UNEARTHED TODAY
339
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:31,128
MAY CHANGE THE WAY WE THINK
ABOUT THE PAUCHOK INDIANS.
340
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,297
PERHAPS ALL INDIANS.
341
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,164
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
342
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,034
ARCHAEOLOGIST OF
THE DAY, MARY ALBRIGHT.
343
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,480
OH, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE.
344
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,303
YES! PLEASE, NO.
345
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,305
THERE WILL BE A SMALL
BUT FORMAL PARTY
346
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,508
FOR DR. ALBRIGHT
TONIGHT AT 8:00.
347
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,376
B.Y.O. WEENIES.
348
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,244
IF YOU WILL.
349
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,681
OH, DICK, FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
350
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,917
I FEEL LEGITIMATE.
351
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,017
IT IS SO GREAT.
352
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,063
BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME
353
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,188
WE TOOK THAT MOON THING
AND DISCRETELY MIXED IT IN
354
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,689
WITH ALL THE OTHER ARTIFACTS?
355
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,735
NOT JUST YET.
356
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,391
NO? NO.
357
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,871
DR. ALBRIGHT... DR. POWELL.
358
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,040
I HEARD YOU FOUND ANOTHER
CEREMONIAL WEDDING MOON?
359
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,875
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.
360
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:07,598
WHY?
361
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,710
BECAUSE IT REFUTES
THOSE THEORIES
362
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,912
YOU'VE BEEN SPEWING
FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS
363
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,371
ABOUT THE PAUCHOKS
BEING MONOGAMOUS?
364
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,673
W-W-WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT JACKET?
365
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,608
IS THAT REAL CANVAS?
366
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,288
LET ME SEE THAT WEDDING MOON.
367
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,689
NO! DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM, MARY.
368
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,291
WHAT? HE JUST WANTS
TO SEE THE MOON.
369
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,526
WHAT WILL HE WANT TO SEE
NEXT, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT?
370
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,590
COME ON, LET'S GO.
371
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,618
NO! MARY.
372
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,418
DR. POWELL!
373
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,964
I JUST WENT TO GET
YOUR WEDDING MOON.
374
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:29,988
IT'S MISSING.
375
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,623
IT'S NOT MISSING,
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
376
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,158
MARY ALBRIGHT STOLE IT.
377
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,426
NO, I DIDN'T! JUST ASK DICK.
378
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,762
HE WAS WITH ME WHEN I...
379
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,298
OH, MY GOD.
380
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,433
YOU STOLE IT, DIDN'T YOU?
381
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:46,503
OH, THAT'S INSANE. I'M NOT
ON TRIAL HERE. YOU ARE!
382
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,684
GIVE ME THE MOON, DR. SOLOMON.
383
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,152
FORGET IT. GIVE ME MY MOON.
384
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,609
NO, I WILL NOT GIVE IT...
385
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,376
IT'S NOT YOURS!
386
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,145
IT BELONGS TO THE
PAUCHOK INDIANS,
387
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,647
AND THE RIVER THAT THEY SWAM IN.
388
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,882
[GASPS] [GASPS]
389
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,183
[SPLASH]
390
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,818
OH, MY GOD!
391
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,920
DR. ALBRIGHT, AFTER THIS,
392
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,624
I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT YOU
AND YOUR DOOFUS BOYFRIEND
393
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:10,060
WILL NEVER BE ON
ANOTHER DIG AGAIN.
394
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,144
YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF RESPECT
395
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:19,270
FOR YOU PEOPLE IN
THE SERVICE INDUSTRY.
396
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,252
TAKES A VERY DEDICATED PERSON
397
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,843
TO WAIT ON SOMEBODY
HAND AND FOOT.
398
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,414
HAVEN'T YOU EVER
HEARD OF A CORN PAD?
399
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,060
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE FOR YOU
400
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,184
TO ARRANGE FOR ME LATER ON?
401
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,086
A BACHELOR PARTY.
402
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:40,090
AND YOU BE THE
ENTERTAINMENT. COME HERE, BABY!
403
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,159
AAAH! AAAH!
404
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,393
LET ME GO!
405
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,161
WHAT?
406
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,262
THAT IS IT! I QUIT!
407
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,764
WHAT?! NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT.
408
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,810
I'M NOT JUST QUITTING.
409
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:52,236
I'M ALSO CHECKING IN.
410
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,705
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
411
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,250
BUT THEN YOU'RE LEAVING
ME WITH THE WHOLE WORKLOAD.
412
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,774
WHAT... WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER GUESTS?
413
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,220
I'D LIKE SOME JUICE, PLEASE.
414
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:58,976
OH, 2.
415
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,444
I'M NOT SERVING
YOU PEOPLE JUICE.
416
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,314
DEAR CROWN TRAVEL GUIDE...
417
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,917
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT
THE CROWN TRAVEL GUIDE SAYS!
418
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,253
I WANT JUICE! I WANT A PEDICURE!
419
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:13,224
I WANT A LAP DANCE AT
HARRY'S BACHELOR PARTY!
420
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,326
I... I QUIT!
421
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,863
EXCUSE ME, CAN I GET
SOME FRESH TOWELS?
422
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,434
I'M SORRY. WE DON'T
WORK HERE ANYMORE.
423
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,335
PARDON?
424
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,504
YEAH, SO WHY DON'T YOU
GET YOUR OWN TOWELS?
425
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,373
OOH! WAIT A SECOND.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
426
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,220
WHY DON'T YOU GET
OUT OF OUR HOUSE?
427
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,244
YEAH, GET THE HELL
OUT OF OUR HOUSE!
428
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,048
GET OUT OF HERE!
429
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,500
OOH, HOW WAS YOUR
TRIP, DR. ALBRIGHT?
430
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,800
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
431
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,890
I SURE DID...
432
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,894
THE LOW POINT OF MY LIFE.
433
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:54,565
LET ME GUESS, DR. SOLOMON
HELPED YOU FIND THAT.
434
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,166
DR. SOLOMON?
435
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,235
OH, HE'S DEAD TO ME.
436
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:01,104
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.
437
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,179
HELLO, MARY.
438
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,316
YOU MUST BE VERY MAD AT ME.
439
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,151
OH, WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
440
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:19,089
I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK
ABOUT IT ON MY WALK HOME.
441
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,092
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU.
442
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,595
LISTEN, MARY,
443
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,863
I'M SO SORRY.
444
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,233
WHAT I DID WAS STUPID
AND IRRESPONSIBLE,
445
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,902
BUT I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
446
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,938
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
447
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:38,275
YOU DESTROY THEIR
REPUTATION, THEIR INTEGRITY?
448
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:42,579
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF GIVING CHOCOLATES?
449
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,694
WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU
HAD NEVER FOUND AN ARTIFACT,
450
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,151
IT JUST BROKE MY HEART.
451
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,998
I WANTED YOU TO FEEL WHAT I FELT
452
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,133
WHEN I DISCOVERED MY SPEARHEAD.
453
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,324
A-AND YOU DID.
454
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,927
FOR ONE BEAUTIFUL
MOMENT YOU FELT IT.
455
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:01,966
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
THIS TO REMEMBER IT BY.
456
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,403
OH, MY GOD, IT'S... IT'S THE
CEREMONIAL WEDDING MOON.
457
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,705
I THOUGHT YOU THREW
THIS IN THE RIVER.
458
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,452
NO, THAT WAS MY SPEARHEAD.
459
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,144
I FIGURED I'LL FIND
SOMETHING ELSE.
460
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,646
I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT YOU.
461
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,152
I CAN'T KEEP THIS. WHY NOT?
462
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,554
BECAUSE IT'S NOT MINE.
463
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,456
IT... IT'S DR. POWELL'S.
464
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,424
HE'S THE ONE WHO FOUND IT.
465
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,425
OH, HE'S A POMPOUS BOOB.
466
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,226
BUT HE FOUND IT.
467
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,505
HE'LL NEVER MISS
IT. OH, YES HE WILL.
468
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:35,166
HE THINKS IT'S AT THE
BOTTOM OF A RIVER.
469
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,106
LET'S GO GET A DISPLAY CASE.
470
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,912
HEY, YOU GUYS! LOOK WHAT I STOLE
471
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,614
FROM THAT PLACE THAT WE
STAYED AT THIS WEEKEND.
472
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,985
HARRY, YOU CAN'T STEAL
YOUR OWN SHAMPOO.
473
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:54,986
HARRY, DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
474
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,288
BALANCE THIS APPLE ON
YOUR HEAD AND STAND UP.
475
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,025
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
476
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,827
WATCH THIS, GUYS.
477
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,694
[GASPS]
478
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,063
Harry: AAAAAAAAAH!
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