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We're now returning to the real ghost buster.

I'm telling you, Sam, the excitement is so thick here you could cut it with a knife. The plane with its very special

passengers was supposed to leave half an hour ago. Everyone's wondering the same thing. Where are the ghost busters?

Ray, the airport is the other direction.

Ray, just one more. You almost got him, like talking to a fish.

It's a charter jet, Peter. It's physically impossible

to be late for a plane that won't be without you.

We're running out of time, but the ghost busters should be here any time.

Meanwhile, let's take another look at this brief history of the ghost busters.

I hope they can make it.

And a boy said they'd stop by and say goodbye before they left for California.

Bye!

Bye, fellas!

Bye-bye!

You got him!

Go away, on second thought. Serves him right.

Ghost busters know they're not here. That's right, they went to California to

make a movie and they didn't take me with them so I can empty a crummy coil.

Okay, start the celebrations. The ghost busters are here. Hey, where's everybody?

I'll tell you where they are. They went home. Everybody's gone. They even cut off my live

feed. Do you have any idea what I look like? Only a fool would stick around for this.

Yay.

You know, I'll just bet you have a high sugar diet.

Come on!

I hate this business!

What? We're on?

Live? Network? Wait! Wait! Come back!

This is the, I mean, that is, I mean, that was. The ghost busters were

just a second ago. The crowds were absolutely... my career is over.

Yay!

I'm going to go.

It's crazy about me, I can tell.

Is that why she threw your luggage off the plane over Cleveland?

It's nothing I can't replace.

Hey, wait a minute. These are all empty. It's like somebody ate them.

Wait a minute. Who could eat a bunch of honey peanuts without opening the packets?

Slimer!

Sir!

Sir, stop!

I'll run!

Captain, we'll arrive in Burbank in a few minutes. Please, fasten your seat belts.

Wonder what that boob is doing?

I've been flying for 15 years. How long have you been flying? I don't know.

Three.

And I have seen your head. Now, get back in the cabinet and fasten your seat belts!

Yay!

That's very good. I don't suppose you'd like to take care of them while we...

No, I didn't think so.

Hollywood! Here we come!

I'd like to welcome you to the studio.

Wow. This is really fantastic. It looks just like the real thing.

That's why we wanted you here to advise us.

Make sure we're doing it right. After all, this is your life story.

No problem. As long as you've got the right people to play us.

Admit it. Redford was dying to play me, right? Not exactly.

Here's the cast list.

Murray, Ackroyd, and Ramis? What's that, a law firm?

And that's the script. We love your advice

as long as we don't have to change anything.

Now, if you'll follow Bob, he'll show you the rest of the studio.

Well, it's in English.

Is that better bad? Okay.

We've got human stuff to do. So you wait here and stay out of trouble, okay?

No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Okay.

Whew!

Whew!

Whew!

You're sure the trapdoor was supposed to be here?

Yeah, but it hasn't been opened in 20 years.

There's that big accident back in.

Boy! That's got it.

Come on. Let's get the equipment.

And this, of course, you'll recognize as the garage, the office.

Uh, let's see. Was it, uh, yeah, this way.

And this is, uh, the containment unit? No, wait.

It must be this way.

I'm so sorry, but that's the wrong answer.

You don't win the washer-dryer, but you do get a wonderful consolation prize.

Uh, Peter, there's something here.

Yes, that's right. Here it is. Your own genuine, authentic...

So that's what's behind door number three.

Look out! It's gonna jump! Now!

Stop!

Stop! Cut! That's a machine, you fools!

Uh, Peter? Yes, Ray?

I think we just made a slight error in judgment. Good guess.

Get these men off my set!

We are making a movie here.

Space Avengers of the Galaxy.

Nobody blows up anything in my movie unless I tell them to.

Now, just hang on here a minute.

Nobody talks to us like that. We're the Ghostbusters!

And I am a director.

I talk to anybody any way I want!

Oh, yeah! Yeah!

I have to hand it to you, Peter.

I've never seen anyone do that to a man's pants before.

Yeah, well, I still say you should have let me blast them.

Proton beams are only supposed to be used on ghosts.

I can take care of that.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, don't change the subject.

It might be a good idea to leave your proton packs someplace safe.

Hey, look at all this equipment, just like the stuff at home.

Except that there are props. None of them work. They just look the same.

If you leave your packs here, nobody will bother them.

You can leave that, too, if you like.

Not if you paid me. Strange.

For a second, I seemed to get a reading, and then it was gone.

Must be all the electrical equipment around here.

And now if you'll just come this way, there are some people just dying to meet you.

Okay, this is the place. Deliver prop proton packs, it says.

Done. Eight proton.

Wait, eight? It says here four.

They want four that get four. Come on.

Give me a hand getting these things back into storage.

Funny. These are heavier than the others.

Oh, well, let's go.

Are you finished yet? I need the Megazoid in working order for the next shot.

Will you be quiet? What the.

..

Where are you going? We have a movie to make. It's just a machine.

A fake? Nothing.

Person.

Course.

Ha ha ha.

The Megazoid! Run! No writing.

We're not followed by the same stunt twice.

Yeah, yeah, very impressive.

Peter, I think you should know I'm getting very high readings on that thing.

Next thing you'll be telling me, there's a ghost inside it.

Precisely.

Bob, can you lead us back to our packs?

I'd say that's a yes, wouldn't you? Okay.

Well, I'm ready. Let's get that thing.

Okay, Buster, I hope you have a hull pass,

because otherwise you're in a lot of trouble.

Okay. Let him have it.

What? Thanks.

They're props.

Well, Peter, you were right. Someone is in a lot of trouble.

Unfortunately, you forgot to say it's us.

We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

I'm sorry, sir. There's been a slight problem.

We've had to evacuate everyone from the

studio, but the Ghostbusters are on the scene.

I'm sure they have everything well in hand.

Ray, could I speak with you for a moment?

Ow! That's where you step in! Yeah.

What is it?

Any ideas on how we can get out of this? Yeah, several.

Good.

Unfortunately, they all call for us to be about 3,000 miles east of here.

If I can make a suggestion, I've adjusted my PKE meter and the

spare to pick up the particle beam energy of our proton packs.

Terrific. So if we split up into two teams,

we increase the chance of finding them faster.

Exactly. It'll give the survivors a much better chance.

The survivors, Egon?

And you wonder why you're not invited to more parties.

Alright, let's go!

The door is open.

The door is open.

The door is open.

The door is open.

The door is a mess.

The car is a mess.

Quiet!

Stay quiet!

Oh, wow! Hey, Winston, this is where they make all the deadly Dr. Crowley movies.

Uh-huh. Now you think we can keep... You don't understand. These are classics.

This is where he first brought his creature to life, by just pressing this button.

Wow! Look at this stuff! This is great!

And over there, that's where the monster Rose when he brought it to life.

Oh, man, I'll never forget that scene.

The monster was huge, frightening, big as life and twice as ugly.

And then, when Dr. Crowley saw the monster, he stepped back in horror and he said,

Quiet!

No, no, he said... I think we better get out of here.

That's it! That's what he said! Was that great or was that...

That's not about being as big as life and twice as ugly.

I didn't... I mean, it was just... but I...

I told you those movies were bad for you.

Hey, Slimer!

What is it, Egon? Did you find our stuff? Not exactly.

Here, look at this. What do you make of it?

Well, it's dark and it's deep. I'd make it a

hole, but that's just an opinion you understand.

Exactly. This is where the ghost was hiding.

According to these readings, it was a sleeping ghost.

Certain kinds of ghosts spend eternity looking for a nice, quiet place to sleep.

When they're awakened, they're very cranky.

So you think it's noise that makes this thing violent?

Almost certainly.

I'd better warn the others. Come in, Ray. Come in, Ray.

You there? Get off, Peter! What do you want?

Shh! Shh! Stop that!

Ray, it hates noise, so be quiet, okay? Okay.

Got it, Peter. Over and out.

You know, Winston, I was thinking, maybe losing our proton packs was a good thing.

Maybe we should defeat this thing with our wits, our courage, our imagination, our...

You're right. Let's find those proton packs and blow this pot stand.

That's it. They've got to be in there.

Not bad. If you could do that with lost keys, we could make a fortune.

Ray, Winston, we found them. We'll meet you back at the firehouse set.

If you see it, try and get the thing to follow you.

I, uh, don't think that'll be a problem, Peter!

It's about time you got here. I've got a two-million-dollar megazoid in there.

Those Ghostbusters are gonna ruin it.

We'll stop that thing our way, without damaging it.

Now let's go!

Hey, I thought you could make it. Did you find you-know-who?

Ask a silly question? Rubble.

Look out below!

Peter! Eegah!

In case of monster attack, always head for a doorway.

This concludes our safety tip for today.

Ray, now!

Noise! Too much noise! Be quiet! Noise? Mr.

U ain't heard nothing yet!

Okay! Ready? Fire!

Deep firing!

The only way we can trap it is to drive it out of that machine.

It's up in the catwalk.

Get it! No! Fire up there and we'll bring the whole place down on us.

Wait. Let it make the next move.

There! Blast them!

Blast them? Ray, wouldn't it have been a lot

easier on our wardrobe to just get out of the way?

Kinda got carried away, I guess, huh?

If only we could make it understand that in

the final analysis, we're trying to help it.

There's no place quieter than the containment unit at home.

It'd have all the peace and quiet at once.

Maybe. But how do you explain that to something you can't talk to

because it gets mad at the noise? Of course.

That's it. Why didn't I see it earlier?

Huh?

Egon? Egon, put that back on.

What do you think you're doing?

This is no time to give up, Egon.

I'm not. But if I'm wrong, you're going to need that.

Cover me. But don't do anything unless I say so.

Okay. I'm here. Come on down.

No! The man said to Ray we'll give him a shot.

I just wish I knew what he was planning.

I think I know. And if I'm right, it's brilliant.

I knew it. He's using sign language.

That way he doesn't have to make any noise.

What's he saying? Yeah.

I knew I should have learned that stuff a long time ago.

Look. He's saying please trust us.

We can give you the silence you want.

Come out and let us help you.

All we...

Okay. We'll be absolute quiet for the next ten seconds.

All right.

There it is. That's my machine.

Protect it from that thing! Get it! Crumbs.

Okay.

Fire! Keep it steady. Just another second.

Steady. Steady.

One pain in the neck down. One to go.

Don't do it, Pete. He's not worth it.

I had to protect my investment. This machine is worth two million dollars.

Yeah. Well, these guys could have been hurt in the process.

Did you ever think of that?

I've got a movie to make and we've got to stay on schedule.

For that I need my machine in one piece.

Look out!

My movie!

My fortune!

My... Kind of reminds me of your last movie.

Hey, cheer up.

Maybe we'll send you a couple tickets to our movie when it comes out.

Bye!

I know we're running out of time, Sam.

In fact, the premiere of the Ghostbusters movie started 30 seconds ago,

so I'm sure they'll be here any second if you can just pull on.

What?

Hey, sorry to be late for the premiere of our own movie.

We ran across four full torso vapors and we just couldn't...

Forget it! We're off the air.

I can't believe you did this to me again.

Again! I'm going home now.

Good night! The price of fame, guys. Now let's go.

Oh, thanks, Mommy!

I'm going to turn over the next card and I want you to tell me what it is.

You know, he doesn't look a thing like me.