Original subtitles

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

We're now returning to the real ghost buster.

We gotta hurry.

We've only got minutes left.

Hey, this is people stuff.

It's pulling away.

We're too late.

Not yet.

Hold the train.

There's a lobster on the tracks.

Huh?

Works every time.

Hey, Ray.

Yeah.

Not so fast.

We forgot a few things, buddy.

Small sample of articles.

A few scrapbooks.

And film of super stands in action.

Now you'll really impress the folks back home.

It's nothing, really.

Just a little celebration.

Huh?

Mr. Modest.

It isn't every yahoo who gets to be Grand Marshal in the Wink Puma Parade.

Held once every ten years to celebrate the fact

that nobody's seen the monster for hundreds of years.

Is that a crazy local legend or what?

And I gotta admit, the invites are a real surprise.

When I left Morrisville, nobody thought I'd amount to anything.

Yeah.

And now look at ya.

Ahhhh!

Slimer never learns.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

Uh, thanks, Slimer.

That's just what I needed.

More public humiliation.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, boy.

Well, bye, guys.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Gee, slimer.

Morrisville's only 30 miles from here, and I'll be back in a couple of days.

Slimer goodbye already.

Fellow citizens today's party I.

Say today's party Why it Today's party and tomorrow's parade is Morrisville's

way of saying we will never forget the name Roy stands.

That's Ray Ray, how's that?

Elaine this is so exciting Ray. I followed all your adventures on the news.

Elaine Elaine Furman used to have a crush on her, didn't she boy?

Everyone always said you turn out a bum and

I'd make it big now. I own a two-bit shoe store

Well, you're a hero shoes have their place to Wow.

Yeah on the feet.

Hey

Remember the old power mansion that scared the pants off us as kids.

Yeah. Well Elaine's inherited it I can't sell it or rent it folks say it's haunted

You just said the magic word time. I gave you folks a little demonstration.

Are you sure this is safe?

Class too many rates regular scaredy spooks pride right in nothing to be afraid of.

Hey race on a gay edit day.

I'm giving you two a count of three to come out.

One.

Two.

Stand back Elaine.

Think you're on a roll, huh? Well, your luck's just run out.

Maybe not.

This is the usual procedure what a mess.

And what about my town those ghosts always stayed in that house till you got them mad

We've spent every time in the Treasury preparing for the parade.

We don't have the money to repair things.

Excuse me there. Well, I'd be happy to pay for

the repairs in the interests of good citizenship

You're the real hero how the parades just got itself a new Grand Marshal.

Guess this one doesn't go in the scrapbook.

Hey hometown hero back so soon. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.

Ray's got problems. Well, we knew that back in college.

Yeah, that's one cardboard cutout who won't sass

us there's nothing odd in these readings ray

The equipment works perfectly. I don't get it. Oh, don't let

it razzle you ray Everyone has a bad day every now and then

Sure, so you made a chump yourself in front of the entire town. No sweat.

Thanks Peter That makes it feel a lot better.

Peter's right. Maybe I should just forget it

I mean it it'd be pure stupidity to go back and try to

prove something five bucks as he goes back. You're on.

This is pure stupidity gotta be calm gotta be calm. There's nothing to be scared.

Who's there.

Mr. Stance, I presume anything I can do for you. Yeah find a ladder.

Get up I think we've got a problem. Oh, like me when you're sure.

Ray left a note. He's going back for a showdown Winston. You owe me five bucks.

I You drive Winston while I reserve my strength.

I'm sure things will work out this time, right? Anybody home.

So much for that I guess we can go home now just kidding.

Oh Games over boys. We ghostbusters never lose.

But I might consider a draw, okay Ray think fast doesn't

the darn thing work Bob beats me. How should I know?

Is someone there.

It's not a pretty picture.

Hang on Ray, here comes the cavalry.

Look alright careful guys. They're huge a couple of sheets

ready for the wash, but they're tiny. I don't get it.

It's no use the beam throwers won't work we'll see about that.

Can't you take a joke no.

Oh.

Yeah one house ready for new occupants once I clean it up.

Well Egon there's two we'll never see again make it three, what

are you talking about buddy the equipment's not defective I am.

Can this guy admit his faults? I ask ya.

I can't endanger you anymore. That's why that's why They quit.

Ray say it isn't so.

We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

Ray you can't quit you lose your pension benefits, and

we won't be able to sing barbershop quartet anymore

We never did true, but we could have I

Couldn't help overhearing Ray look if you're serious. I got a job for you.

You can't work for a guy who dresses like that.

Forget who you were when you walked through that

door from this moment on your hoppy the boot bunny.

Can I can I just wear the ears that look doesn't

do a thing for you Ray lock up later stance I'm going to the parade.

That guy gives shoes a bad name is there anything

we can do for you Ray like bring lettuce.

Here take this maybe you can use it for parts no way it stays here.

Under those big ears and that fluffy tail you're

still a ghostbuster. We're wasting our time come on.

Bye guys.

Well, don't let your emotions overwhelm you you

gun you didn't even try to talk right out of it

Talk is useless the way Ray feels I've got a plan

No electric shock you gun. I've got another plan.

Opie says protect your arches you look ridiculous in that outfit.

Hey How about a little service yeah, hold that fun.

What now I'm open to suggestions heads up guys yo go bunny didn't arrest you.

It's just you and me Dutch elm blight.

Oh.

That's your allowance for a month slimer better head home.

Can't act but a real softy hey, I appreciate the

effort guys, but it's no use shoes are my life.

It might have worked if we'd had something like that winged

Puma the man knows his mind, but we stay till we change it.

These are too high.

How about flats.

Howdy boot bunny.

What are you doing here you're gonna miss a parade the main attractions right here.

Whatever is happening ray, I know it's not your

fault you tried and that's what makes a real hero

If it's the same to miss but it's game.

I want to see more shoes. Yeah. Yeah coming right up.

This better be the one or it's no sale.

Look a book of spells to make Shoes no to surround ghosts with negative energy.

No wonder my equipment messed up. It works on positive energy

Babish that rusty shoehorn. He doesn't know what he's doing

something terrible could happen worse than

the bunny suit You don't want to know come on.

At.

Least they kept raised balloons even if it is at

the back of the parade. Yeah, here's their new hero.

The king of heels this looks very bad.

Give him a break. He can't help how he looks. No joke bank man

There's a massive buildup of negative energy and it's

stirring something up underground. You sure that he got.

I.

Bet that's the winged puma unless that sliver we're in big trouble.

Give me that.

Now I'll show on some real ghost busting.

Definitely not slimer.

Oh.

How cute Stay here.

Oh.

About ten seconds from now, it won't be the only thing dead.

Here's a present for you.

Red takes more than a little hot air to stop a ghost buster.

Oh.

Hey you for this later, Mr. Johnson, it's your favorite.

Oh, I always did have the oddest pets.

Now if I can just reverse the polarity.

Oh.

Or one for stands you worth your waiting pizza

homeboy remember it's never over till it's over now

We've got to go after it. I didn't hear that raise right

that puma will destroy whatever it comes across.

Yeah Including us.

That boot bunny job doesn't look half bad about right now

I never knew you had a birth bug under your chin, right

polarity reversed on those beam throwers ray and none too soon.

Tabby at two o'clock Get it right the first time guys.

We're an instant pinata.

I never thought it would end like this fighting a

flying cat from inside a shoe. He's coming around again Right according to my plan.

Oh.

Good plan ray.

You keep the puma ray and if you ever think of quitting again, we'll feed you to him.

The insurance company will never believe this.

Babish was so jealous of you that he used magic to make

you look bad way But you were just too quick on the draw.

We figure we owe you an apology the parade's

ready to start again with the right grand marshal.

Oh It's you ray.

Apology accepted just tell me where to stand. Why they floats right behind you

Stand back. I got it.

Oh No.

Quick on the drawer ray from now on I'll call you float buster just call.

You.