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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:01,594 --> 00:03:04,279 Where's Bernie? They're killing us. 2 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:06,573 We need him here right away. 3 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:12,629 Yeah! 4 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,867 Come on, baby. Come on, come on! 5 00:03:44,901 --> 00:03:46,599 Come on! 6 00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:49,605 Seven out. 7 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,506 Oh, man! 8 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:56,774 Come to Papa-- Hey, what the hell?! 9 00:03:56,812 --> 00:04:00,722 God damn it, that's supposed to be an $800 jackpot. 10 00:04:01,183 --> 00:04:03,269 Afternoon, Doris. - Hey. 11 00:04:10,727 --> 00:04:13,491 Got any cream? - Sure. 12 00:04:15,064 --> 00:04:17,657 Oh, shit. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 13 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:29,973 Dewar's and-- 14 00:04:30,011 --> 00:04:32,436 Fuck! Dewar's and water, please. 15 00:04:33,449 --> 00:04:35,713 Hi, Natalie. 16 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:38,150 Hey... - Bernie. 17 00:04:38,186 --> 00:04:41,485 Shit, motherfucker! Yeah, Bernie. 18 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:43,986 Yo, Doris, have you seen Shelly around? 19 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:46,222 He promised to position me at the tables tonight. 20 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,625 I've been on skid row all week. 21 00:04:48,729 --> 00:04:50,661 You didn't settle up with me last night. 22 00:04:50,765 --> 00:04:55,259 No? You sure? Fuck, I was way under. 23 00:04:55,303 --> 00:04:57,600 It's been like an AA convention around here. 24 00:04:57,704 --> 00:05:00,536 I'll make it up to you tonight, I promise. 25 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,404 Where have I heard that before? 26 00:05:03,443 --> 00:05:06,727 If I see Shelly, I'll tell him... - Thanks. 27 00:05:07,314 --> 00:05:09,312 ...that you're looking for him. 28 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:11,501 Conway, party of 11. 29 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:14,150 Please check your reservation in the Paradise Lounge. 30 00:05:14,254 --> 00:05:16,252 Hey, Bernie, Shelly needs you on 11. 31 00:05:16,356 --> 00:05:19,415 All right. Let's do the Chivas Regal. 32 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:22,791 And have that-- have Natalie bring it over, 33 00:05:22,829 --> 00:05:24,171 the one working the nickel slots... 34 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:24,860 by the Paradise. 35 00:05:24,964 --> 00:05:27,662 I spoke to Shelly earlier. He wants her out on the tables. 36 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:30,235 All right. I'll take care of it. 37 00:05:32,838 --> 00:05:34,964 Great shot. How about that? 38 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:40,842 Hi. It's you, right? 39 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:43,507 Yeah, over here. 40 00:05:43,549 --> 00:05:47,245 Joe said I should stick around. 41 00:05:47,286 --> 00:05:49,250 You say something to Shelly? 42 00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:51,845 Um-hmm. 43 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:54,381 Wow, that was fast. Thanks. 44 00:05:54,425 --> 00:05:57,417 Don't mention it. It's over here. 45 00:05:59,763 --> 00:06:02,813 I'll win you a fortune on five and nine. 46 00:06:03,635 --> 00:06:05,698 Did you order the Chivas Regal? 47 00:06:05,802 --> 00:06:09,502 Hey, back off, will you, pal? Can't you see I got a roll here? 48 00:06:09,606 --> 00:06:12,473 54, 54. 49 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:15,842 Seven out, line away. - That motherfucker. 50 00:06:15,878 --> 00:06:19,867 Thanks for the bet, folks. - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. 51 00:06:33,529 --> 00:06:35,759 Oh! Shoot! 52 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:51,810 Better luck next time. 53 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,932 Ah-hh. 54 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:19,836 Shelly, they're here. - Relax, Shorty. 55 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:23,173 Hey. Nicky, you didn't tell me you were coming. 56 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,406 I'm having a manicure here. 57 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,776 You think I don't wash up after going to the john, huh? 58 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:29,179 Forget about it. You look like a million bucks. How are you? 59 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,248 You should have called ahead. I would have sent the car. 60 00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:33,035 No, we figured we'd surprise you. 61 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:34,350 Anytime, Nicky, anytime. 62 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,385 I know that, partner. 63 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,178 Shelly, let me introduce you to our... 64 00:07:38,282 --> 00:07:39,054 brightest VP here. 65 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,178 This is Larry Sokolov. 66 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:41,790 His numbers guy, Marty Goldfarb. 67 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,242 How do you do, Shelly? 68 00:07:43,346 --> 00:07:45,394 Can I get you something to drink? 69 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,966 I'd love a vodka tonic, thanks. 70 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,852 ...comes out of the confessional and she... 71 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:55,771 says, 'Move over, I have to gargle.' 72 00:08:00,045 --> 00:08:02,411 So Nicky, what brings you to town? 73 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,712 Shelly, I've got a smart kid here. 74 00:08:04,816 --> 00:08:05,977 He's got some good ideas... 75 00:08:06,081 --> 00:08:07,781 about how to revitalize the Shangri-La. 76 00:08:07,886 --> 00:08:09,688 Revitalize? What are you talking about? 77 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,119 We did $35 million last year. 78 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:13,153 Nicky: Why don't you just hear the kid out, huh? 79 00:08:13,257 --> 00:08:15,153 Shelly, I want you to know that I have... 80 00:08:15,257 --> 00:08:17,058 nothing but the utmost respect for you. 81 00:08:17,162 --> 00:08:18,813 You've done a tremendous job with... 82 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:20,661 the Shangri-La over the last 16 years. 83 00:08:20,765 --> 00:08:23,463 I don't think anybody can dispute that. 84 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:23,957 Nicky: 85 00:08:24,061 --> 00:08:26,367 Yeah, nobody doubts that, Shell. 86 00:08:26,471 --> 00:08:28,502 But the business has changed. 87 00:08:28,606 --> 00:08:29,741 Just take a look at the Strip, 88 00:08:29,845 --> 00:08:31,138 you'll see what I'm talking about. 89 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:33,172 What? 90 00:08:33,276 --> 00:08:38,441 You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? 91 00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:40,881 Come on, you know what that is? 92 00:08:40,918 --> 00:08:44,417 Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. 93 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:46,719 It's something that used to be beautiful. 94 00:08:46,823 --> 00:08:49,656 It used to have class, 95 00:08:49,694 --> 00:08:51,329 like a gorgeous high-priced hooker... 96 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:52,658 with an exclusive clientele. 97 00:08:52,762 --> 00:08:55,095 Then along comes that Steve Wynn cocksucker... 98 00:08:55,199 --> 00:08:57,017 and knocks her up and puts her... 99 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,430 in a fucking family way. 100 00:08:58,534 --> 00:09:01,167 Now, she's nothing but a cheap fat whore... 101 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:02,834 hiding behind too much make-up. 102 00:09:02,938 --> 00:09:04,970 I look at her and see her stretch marks. 103 00:09:05,075 --> 00:09:06,396 It makes me want to cry, because 104 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,907 I remember the way she used to be. 105 00:09:08,011 --> 00:09:09,941 Am I right? 106 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,169 There's no arguing the bottom line. 107 00:09:12,273 --> 00:09:14,211 Those places are raking it in... 108 00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:15,786 and the Shangri-La as she is now... 109 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:16,882 can't compete with that. 110 00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:19,683 You think I'm trying to compete with that? 111 00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:21,089 You think that's what we're about, 112 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,654 trying to bring in the stroller crowd, 113 00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:24,320 fresh off some 'E-ticket' ride, trying... 114 00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:25,789 to break the house on red and black? 115 00:09:25,893 --> 00:09:27,825 Fremont has never been about that bullshit. 116 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:31,629 This is where old time and real money come to play. 117 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,187 The numbers don't back you up... 118 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:34,932 on that, Shelly. Don't get me wrong. 119 00:09:35,036 --> 00:09:38,321 Nostalgia is great and we love nostalgia... 120 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,368 ...but nostalgia belongs in a museum. 121 00:09:42,411 --> 00:09:44,054 I think it comes a time to decide... 122 00:09:44,158 --> 00:09:45,708 whether you're running a museum... 123 00:09:45,812 --> 00:09:48,907 or you're running a casino. 124 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,305 Bernie. 125 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:58,587 'Mr. Cool.' You got a minute? 126 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:01,423 I was just heading over to 14. - It can wait. 127 00:10:01,528 --> 00:10:04,053 How's the knee? 128 00:10:04,097 --> 00:10:06,793 I met this orthopedic surgeon... 129 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,297 at Vegas Memorial. He tells me... 130 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:11,734 they can rebuild a man's entire kneecap out of titanium. 131 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:14,202 Oh, of course it costs a shitload of money, 132 00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:15,729 but seeing as this gentleman is into us... 133 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:16,905 for 500 large, I thought maybe-- 134 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:19,724 I told you, I'm not gonna be here... 135 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,914 after Sunday. 136 00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:26,450 Where are you gonna go, Bernie? 137 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:28,582 Where the fuck are you gonna go... 138 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,151 that's better than here? 139 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:32,386 I've got you covered in this town. 140 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:33,799 People know you work for me. 141 00:10:33,903 --> 00:10:35,356 That's currency in your pocket. 142 00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:37,659 That's fucking respect, when you walk the floor. 143 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,125 Where are you gonna get that, anyplace else? 144 00:10:44,236 --> 00:10:47,201 Seven days, Shelly... I'm out from under. 145 00:10:47,305 --> 00:10:48,548 Excuse me, sweetheart. 146 00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:50,838 What's your name, darling? Never mind. 147 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,907 This is who I am. 148 00:10:53,011 --> 00:10:54,976 Yeah, that's right. I like to know who's... 149 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,811 shopping it around in my neighborhood, 150 00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:58,228 so what you do is be in my office... 151 00:10:58,332 --> 00:10:59,379 first thing tomorrow morning, 152 00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:00,429 if you want to continue... 153 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:01,748 to work here at the Shangri-La... 154 00:11:01,852 --> 00:11:03,550 and you and I will go over the rules together. 155 00:11:03,654 --> 00:11:04,972 I also want you to bring me a clean... 156 00:11:05,076 --> 00:11:06,286 bill of health. All right, my dear? 157 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,985 Okay. - All right, thank you. 158 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:16,029 How'd you like to 'birdie' that hole, huh? 159 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,992 Say the word and she's yours anytime. 160 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:19,698 I'll keep a running tab for you. 161 00:11:19,802 --> 00:11:20,899 Nah. 162 00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:22,980 What? What? She's not your type? 163 00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:24,237 Are you kidding me? 164 00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:26,604 I've got to go. 165 00:11:27,711 --> 00:11:29,900 Things are heating up on 14. 166 00:11:49,064 --> 00:11:52,295 Let's do it in the room. 167 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:54,181 Kim, I think we got our laundry... 168 00:11:54,286 --> 00:11:56,300 mixed up. I-- I'll talk to you later. 169 00:11:56,404 --> 00:11:59,771 Come on, let's go back to the room. 170 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:02,884 $50 bucks only gets you 20 minutes, man. 171 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,074 You're wasting your time. 172 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:22,824 Your soul is crippled. I'm gonna change that. 173 00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:26,732 Pray with me now. Out, demon! 174 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,201 Let the crutches go! 175 00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:32,068 Let the spirit into you! 176 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:34,191 Run with me! 177 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,869 Fuck me harder! Harder! Oh! 178 00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:40,607 Oh, yeah, baby. I like that. Come on. 179 00:12:40,648 --> 00:12:42,808 Come on, come on. 180 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,875 You're so big! 181 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:54,992 You do? Hallelujah! 182 00:12:55,027 --> 00:12:59,327 The Lord has shown his face once again. 183 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:03,587 You gonna come all over me? Oh, yeah, come all over me. 184 00:13:08,006 --> 00:13:10,271 Let's do this, man. 185 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:13,868 Eight, the hard way. 186 00:13:13,913 --> 00:13:17,643 $900 for Mr. Pinkerton. - Seven and Seven. 187 00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:22,379 Thanks, doll face. - Jesus Christ! 188 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,651 Shit, I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 189 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,452 I'm so sorry. I'm such a fucking klutz. 190 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,755 No, this stuff happens. - Oh, my God. 191 00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:33,229 I'm sorry. This guy-- fucking hands all over my ass. 192 00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:36,165 You might want to stick around. 193 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,326 I came to play. 194 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:42,335 Come again, sister, in the name of Pinkie. 195 00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:46,375 Take this. Hard eight, huh? 196 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,406 How you like that? Suck on that. 197 00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:50,865 That's right. Give me them dice. 198 00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:51,744 Damn right. 199 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:54,078 One dollar, hard eight. 200 00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:56,549 All right, everybody, get in. Here we go. 201 00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:58,746 We'll bet $10. 202 00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:02,485 Out! Seven out. - Shit! God! 203 00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:04,523 What the fuck are you smiling at, bitch? 204 00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:06,712 Whoa, whoa... easy. Fellas? 205 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,561 You think it's fucking funny? - Take it easy, man. 206 00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:10,437 Think it's funny this place is stealing... 207 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,097 my-- fucking numb-nuts, let go of me. 208 00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:15,224 I'll have you fired, you piece-of-shit... 209 00:14:15,328 --> 00:14:17,831 bitch! Piece of fucking garbage! 210 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:23,268 ♪ But now I couldn't do without my supply ♪ 211 00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:27,339 ♪ I need you for my own ♪ 212 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:30,948 ♪ Oh, I can't break away I must have you every day ♪ 213 00:14:31,053 --> 00:14:35,752 ♪ As regularly as coffee or tea ♪ 214 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:39,556 ♪ You got me in your clutches and I can't break free ♪ 215 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:43,687 ♪ You're getting to be a habit with me... ♪ 216 00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:46,825 Oh, Shelly. I love you, Shelly. 217 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,266 He's the man, he's the best man. Salut. 218 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:50,215 No, no, no. 219 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,123 He hates that shit. He really does. 220 00:14:59,946 --> 00:15:01,977 ♪ I used to think your love... ♪ 221 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:04,428 ♪ Was something that I... ♪ 222 00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:06,816 ♪ Could take... ♪ 223 00:15:06,853 --> 00:15:09,583 ♪ Or leave alone ♪ 224 00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:17,423 ♪ But now I couldn't do without my supply... ♪ 225 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,196 There he is. - Hey. 226 00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:24,551 Shelly, I was a fucking embarrassment... 227 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:25,766 out there, do you understand that? 228 00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:26,719 You should never have... 229 00:15:26,824 --> 00:15:28,235 talked me into going out there, Shelly. 230 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:29,354 I should have never let you. 231 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,739 Frank is rolling over in his grave. 232 00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:31,541 I've got strep, man. 233 00:15:31,645 --> 00:15:32,941 You understand that? I've got strep. 234 00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:34,491 Listen to me, Pops, you were... 235 00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:36,478 pure velvet out there. It was just silk. 236 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:39,130 And also, looky-looky what was hanging... 237 00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,515 on the doorknob. Huh? 238 00:15:40,619 --> 00:15:42,284 Forget about your tonsils. 239 00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:44,094 When the muff confetti stops coming, 240 00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:45,952 that's when you know you got trouble. 241 00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:48,322 Did you get a receipt? 242 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,817 Excuse me? - They're on sale in the lobby. 243 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,261 Charlayne's. This is 'Victoria's Secret 244 00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:55,695 Valentine Collection.' 245 00:15:55,799 --> 00:15:57,898 What about that broad you got coming here later? 246 00:15:58,002 --> 00:15:59,316 How much did she set you back? Nothing... 247 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,500 but the best for old Buddy, right? 248 00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:05,098 Are you fucking kidding me? Gimme, you don't deserve this. 249 00:16:05,142 --> 00:16:06,574 You got all those ladies going home... 250 00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:08,108 with a nice breeze between their legs, 251 00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:09,642 'cause you do it the way they like it... 252 00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:11,049 and you're saying I'm some 253 00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:12,611 Buddy Stafford ego pimp, huh? 254 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:16,015 Hey, fuck you and-- fuck you. 255 00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:17,087 Come on, give it to me. 256 00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:18,884 Give it to me, man. Come on, come on! 257 00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:21,788 Come on, don't be a prick. Come on, man. 258 00:16:21,892 --> 00:16:25,726 Come on, give it to me! Come on, man. 259 00:16:31,268 --> 00:16:34,293 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 260 00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:43,208 Do you ever watch any of those nature shows? 261 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:44,809 What? 262 00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:47,209 You know, those nature shows. 263 00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:48,413 You watch them? 264 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:51,918 Yeah, I've seen a few nature shows. 265 00:16:51,954 --> 00:16:55,946 Yeah? Well, this one I've seen about a dozen times. 266 00:16:55,991 --> 00:17:00,427 It's about... lions. It's about... 267 00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:04,194 the cycle of life of the lions... and the leader of the pack. 268 00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:07,530 'Pride'. With lions it's a pride. - Yeah. 269 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:11,102 This old king lion, right? He's getting on in years... 270 00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:12,380 and then sooner or later... 271 00:17:12,484 --> 00:17:13,703 some young male comes along. 272 00:17:13,807 --> 00:17:16,122 He challenges him... and he beats... 273 00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:18,608 the fuck out of this old lion, right? 274 00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:21,977 He just kicks the shit out of him. 275 00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:25,581 And then... then they push him out of the pride... 276 00:17:25,685 --> 00:17:27,489 and he has to go in the jungle... 277 00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:29,286 and scavenge and he dies alone. 278 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,520 The nature's got some sense of humor, huh? 279 00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:33,289 No shit. 280 00:17:33,394 --> 00:17:36,192 See, but Shelly, it's tragic because... 281 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:40,665 he's past it, this old fucked lion... 282 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,262 and he doesn't know it... 283 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,833 and it would be so much easier for him, 284 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:49,466 if he could just... walk away. 285 00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:53,806 And... he could avoid all the pain... 286 00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:56,210 and the humiliation. 287 00:17:57,383 --> 00:17:59,783 Hey... 288 00:17:59,818 --> 00:18:01,976 that would be like accepting... 289 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,452 that you were dead already, right? 290 00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,487 I think I like it better nature's way, don't you? 291 00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:09,993 Yeah, maybe you're right. 292 00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:14,191 Yeah, that's it. 293 00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:40,556 Buy you a drink? 294 00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:48,782 Yeah. 295 00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:52,832 Shelly, you got a minute? 296 00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,468 Shelly, this is Johnny Cappella. 297 00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:57,371 How you doing, Shelly? 298 00:18:57,476 --> 00:18:58,737 I know you from some place, right? 299 00:18:58,841 --> 00:19:01,740 Johnny's been opening for Danny Ganz at the Mirage. 300 00:19:01,844 --> 00:19:03,598 Now Sony is talking about signing him... 301 00:19:03,702 --> 00:19:04,644 to a three-album deal. 302 00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:07,145 They're going to position him as the new Harry Connick. 303 00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:10,049 And I should be interested in this... why? 304 00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:11,441 Johnny's looking to headline. 305 00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:13,017 I thought we might be interested. 306 00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:15,468 We? - Did I come at a bad time? 307 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,576 Even if I was interested, 308 00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:19,858 I got fresh ink with Buddy for the next five years. 309 00:19:19,962 --> 00:19:22,159 I just renegotiated his contract. 310 00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:24,595 Listen, you two need to be on the same page. 311 00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:27,398 Larry, listen, if I don't hear from you by Thursday, 312 00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:29,968 I'm taking the Stardust. All right? I'm going there. 313 00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:32,136 I understand. - Johnny Cappella, gone. 314 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:35,208 We'll definitely be in touch, Johnny. 315 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,397 Assholes. 316 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:46,376 Your progressed Venus is in Gemini... 317 00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:49,856 12.5 degrees... 318 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:54,123 and it's in direct motion, which means... 319 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:02,597 ...you're a slow starter when it comes to romance. 320 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,538 Sorry. You know what? 321 00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:07,403 This is real unprofessional of me. 322 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:12,042 I shouldn't discuss your chart with you until I'm all done. 323 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,548 I can tell by the look on your face... 324 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:16,646 you think this is all a lot of B.S. 325 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,748 No, I just... I know what the outcome's gonna be. 326 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,517 There's not like one particular outcome. 327 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:25,320 A lot of things come into the picture, like... 328 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,673 the planets, the moon phases-- 329 00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,157 The outcome won't change with me. 330 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,957 It'll be all bad. - Oh, my God. 331 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,756 I have never met anyone... 332 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,897 who was so down on themselves. 333 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,051 Do you know what I do at the Shangri-La? 334 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,738 I asked around. You're a cooler. 335 00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:47,975 You turn winners into losers. - Do you know how I do that? 336 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,672 Listen, I know there's a lot of stuff... 337 00:20:49,776 --> 00:20:51,244 that happens in casinos all the time. 338 00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:53,715 I do it by being myself. 339 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,265 People get next to me, their luck turns. 340 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,985 It's always been that way. 341 00:20:58,089 --> 00:20:59,393 Well, that sounds... 342 00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:02,023 like a self-fulfilling prophecy to me. 343 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,391 There's a whole chapter of that in my book... 344 00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:06,827 I only got six more days. 345 00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:09,891 Well... really almost five. 346 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:12,197 I'm leaving town. 347 00:21:14,471 --> 00:21:17,440 Only five more days? 348 00:21:20,411 --> 00:21:23,304 Then we shouldn't waste any more time. 349 00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:27,808 You want to go back to your place? 350 00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:36,019 If this is-- 351 00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:38,959 I'm not sure... 352 00:21:38,995 --> 00:21:41,327 I'm not sure I can afford... 353 00:21:41,364 --> 00:21:44,765 I can't afford to-- - Christ. 354 00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:48,498 Oh, God. I'm sorry. Wait, I didn't mean it. 355 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:53,438 See, this is what I'm talking about. 356 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:54,739 I've gone and cooled the damn table. 357 00:21:54,843 --> 00:21:58,836 Shut up, Bernie, shut up. 358 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,577 You haven't gone and cooled anything. 359 00:22:02,617 --> 00:22:05,380 Not by a long shot. 360 00:22:10,491 --> 00:22:12,926 Oh, God. 361 00:22:13,929 --> 00:22:16,762 You know... 362 00:22:16,797 --> 00:22:20,551 once they're dead, they don't really grow back... 363 00:22:21,569 --> 00:22:24,697 in case that's what you were waiting for. 364 00:22:24,939 --> 00:22:27,499 Oh, my God, you got a cat? 365 00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:38,844 So... you got any music? 366 00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:04,598 Hey... 367 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:07,010 come here. 368 00:23:09,047 --> 00:23:11,379 Sit. 369 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:19,354 Relax, Bernie, relax. 370 00:23:26,097 --> 00:23:28,396 I assure you... 371 00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:30,431 at least one of us has done this before. 372 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:33,428 This is not the first time I've ever-- 373 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:38,701 Surprise me. 374 00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:44,514 I like this. 375 00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:56,852 ♪ Luck, be a lady tonight ♪ 376 00:23:59,462 --> 00:24:03,592 ♪ Luck, be a lady tonight ♪ 377 00:24:05,267 --> 00:24:09,271 ♪ Luck, if you've ever been a lady... 378 00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:11,237 to begin with ♪ 379 00:24:11,341 --> 00:24:14,672 ♪ Luck, be a lady tonight ♪ 380 00:24:19,782 --> 00:24:24,344 ♪ Luck, let a gentleman see ♪ 381 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:30,116 ♪ How nice a girl you can be ♪ 382 00:24:32,126 --> 00:24:34,765 ♪ I know the way you've treated... 383 00:24:34,869 --> 00:24:37,606 other guys you've been with... ♪ 384 00:24:37,632 --> 00:24:42,001 They're snaps. - I think I can get it. 385 00:24:42,035 --> 00:24:45,233 Ow! Wait. Pull down some. 386 00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:46,570 Okay. - Ouch! 387 00:24:46,674 --> 00:24:50,610 I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 388 00:24:51,612 --> 00:24:53,575 ♪ It isn't fair...♪ 389 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:58,209 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. 390 00:24:58,252 --> 00:25:03,518 ♪ A lady doesn't wander all over the room ♪ 391 00:25:03,557 --> 00:25:08,324 ♪ And blow on some other guy's dice ♪ 392 00:25:09,795 --> 00:25:13,788 ♪ So let's keep this party polite ♪ 393 00:25:16,502 --> 00:25:20,132 ♪ Never get out of my sight ♪ 394 00:25:21,907 --> 00:25:24,029 ♪ Stick with me, baby, 395 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:27,539 I'm the fella you came in with ♪ 396 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:30,639 ♪ Luck, be a lady tonight... ♪ 397 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:53,833 Sorry. 398 00:25:57,976 --> 00:26:01,605 ♪ Luck, let a gentleman see... ♪ 399 00:26:03,781 --> 00:26:06,046 It's okay, Bernie. 400 00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:10,048 I've had worse. 401 00:26:10,087 --> 00:26:12,885 Oh, shit. Oh, God. 402 00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:18,057 I know I'm gonna pay for this, I just-- 403 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:21,602 I don't know who you are or what-- I don't... 404 00:26:21,631 --> 00:26:25,658 This was good and I'm glad. I don't care. 405 00:26:30,973 --> 00:26:33,601 You've got a great cock. 406 00:26:39,148 --> 00:26:41,274 You've-- 407 00:26:41,316 --> 00:26:43,478 Thank you. 408 00:27:17,451 --> 00:27:19,942 So... 409 00:27:19,987 --> 00:27:22,333 want to go get some breakfast? 410 00:27:27,161 --> 00:27:30,794 They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons, 411 00:27:30,898 --> 00:27:34,298 so he got me a gig in telemarketing. 412 00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:36,031 We were scamming pensioners... 413 00:27:36,135 --> 00:27:37,833 out of their retirement money. 414 00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:40,461 I lasted two weeks. 415 00:27:40,507 --> 00:27:42,775 Here you go. - By that time... 416 00:27:42,809 --> 00:27:44,774 I was really getting in deep. 417 00:27:44,878 --> 00:27:48,009 I owed one of the casinos over a hundred grand. 418 00:27:48,113 --> 00:27:50,813 I put Shelly in a really awkward position. 419 00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:53,081 I don't blame him for what he did. 420 00:27:53,186 --> 00:27:55,552 What? 421 00:27:55,587 --> 00:27:57,672 Your leg? 422 00:27:57,689 --> 00:28:00,122 He did that to you? 423 00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:03,287 He shot you? - No. Baseball bat. 424 00:28:03,328 --> 00:28:04,040 I got off easy. 425 00:28:04,144 --> 00:28:05,926 What do you mean you 'got off easy'? 426 00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,552 I was out of control. 427 00:28:07,657 --> 00:28:09,930 He maimed you, for fuck's sake! 428 00:28:10,034 --> 00:28:13,318 Listen to me. I'm grateful for what he did. 429 00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:15,932 I am absolutely serious. 430 00:28:15,974 --> 00:28:18,373 Anytime I get an urge to play off the clock... 431 00:28:18,477 --> 00:28:20,474 or so much as drop a quarter in a slot, 432 00:28:20,578 --> 00:28:23,076 I just reach down and feel what's left of my cartilage. 433 00:28:23,181 --> 00:28:28,245 It's an excellent reminder. - Jesus Christ. 434 00:28:28,286 --> 00:28:32,019 I thought shit like that only happened in the movies. 435 00:28:32,123 --> 00:28:33,958 Anyway, Shelly and I worked out... 436 00:28:34,063 --> 00:28:34,954 a repayment plan. 437 00:28:35,058 --> 00:28:36,242 Six years off the books... 438 00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:37,958 at the Shangri-La cooling tables... 439 00:28:38,062 --> 00:28:40,257 and in five days... - Three. 440 00:28:40,298 --> 00:28:42,229 Oh! Oh, shit. 441 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,563 Oh, my God! Now? Are you sure? 442 00:28:43,668 --> 00:28:46,865 I'm going into labor. Yeah, I'm going into labor. 443 00:28:46,970 --> 00:28:48,534 Ow-ww! 444 00:28:48,638 --> 00:28:51,270 Deep breaths, deep breaths. Stay very calm. 445 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:55,832 Okay, everybody, we're having a baby, we're having a baby. 446 00:28:56,146 --> 00:28:58,545 You fucking cocksucker! 447 00:28:58,582 --> 00:28:59,361 Who puts their bag... 448 00:28:59,466 --> 00:29:00,879 in the middle of the fucking thing... 449 00:29:00,984 --> 00:29:03,799 so a pregnant woman can trip over it? 450 00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:07,886 Mikey? - Bernie. 451 00:29:07,924 --> 00:29:10,422 I guess you're gonna be a grandfather, Bernie. 452 00:29:10,526 --> 00:29:13,155 Huh. Is this you? 453 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:15,307 Hey, what the fuck, it runs. 454 00:29:17,499 --> 00:29:19,231 Here, sit down. 455 00:29:19,335 --> 00:29:20,966 You all right? - Yeah. 456 00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:23,071 Anyway, we've got to get out of here. 457 00:29:23,175 --> 00:29:23,734 Hey, Mikey. 458 00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:25,924 How's your mom doing? 459 00:29:26,941 --> 00:29:28,939 I'm gonna pretend like you give a shit... 460 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:33,032 and tell you she's getting by as long as she's high. 461 00:29:36,951 --> 00:29:40,704 Her name is Charlene, in case you were wondering. 462 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:43,988 Hey, when's the last time you saw a doctor? 463 00:29:44,092 --> 00:29:46,757 About six months ago, back in Jersey. 464 00:29:46,861 --> 00:29:49,626 I wasn't about to go back there after they treated me like cattle. 465 00:29:49,731 --> 00:29:53,063 Just 'cause I had no insurance, you know? 466 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:57,245 All those places are crawling with TB from them spics. 467 00:29:59,138 --> 00:30:01,136 Listen, Mikey, if you want to... 468 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,272 why don't you drop by the Bettor Life Motel, 469 00:30:03,377 --> 00:30:06,471 give us a chance to... to catch up? 470 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,211 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we'll do that. 471 00:30:09,316 --> 00:30:12,285 Play catch up, for the kid's sake. 472 00:30:28,734 --> 00:30:30,860 Thanks. - Don't mention it. 473 00:30:30,903 --> 00:30:33,701 $100 minimum table, sir. 474 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:36,777 No offense, pal, 475 00:30:36,881 --> 00:30:39,140 but there's 20 other tables here. 476 00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:41,309 What do you want to come sit on my head for? 477 00:30:41,413 --> 00:30:44,077 I'm just gonna play one hand. I'm feeling lucky tonight. 478 00:30:44,182 --> 00:30:48,952 I've got this voice in my head that says, 'This is the table.' 479 00:30:49,154 --> 00:30:52,020 Insurance? - No. 480 00:31:00,164 --> 00:31:04,066 Oh, yes! Yes, yes! 481 00:31:08,506 --> 00:31:11,242 Busto! Mel, what's happening to you? 482 00:31:25,856 --> 00:31:28,654 Oh, yeah, welcome to Mel's house. 483 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:43,335 Hey, where are you going? Stick around, pal. 484 00:31:43,439 --> 00:31:46,333 You and me, we make a great team. Hey! 485 00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:50,871 What was that? 486 00:31:50,912 --> 00:31:53,011 I mean, what the fuck gives? Is it McGann? 487 00:31:53,115 --> 00:31:54,522 The guy's been with me 12 years. 488 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:56,214 He's as stand-up as my fucking dick. 489 00:31:56,318 --> 00:31:57,639 Maybe he's having money problems. 490 00:31:57,743 --> 00:31:58,483 I'm gonna pull him. 491 00:31:58,587 --> 00:32:00,550 No, no, no. - Was he counting them? 492 00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:03,021 The mook with the streak? - Is there a problem? 493 00:32:03,126 --> 00:32:05,589 No, there's no problem. Fella's on a streak, is all. 494 00:32:05,694 --> 00:32:09,056 Let me guess, this is one of your 'coolers'? 495 00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:11,293 Why don't you announce it to the whole... 496 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:12,697 fucking joint while you're at it? 497 00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:15,217 They told me that you were a sticker... 498 00:32:15,321 --> 00:32:17,167 for the old ways, but coolers? 499 00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:18,398 What is this guy, really? 500 00:32:18,502 --> 00:32:20,102 A car mechanic? Some kind of shill? 501 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:23,491 'Cause he doesn't look too effective to me. 502 00:32:24,879 --> 00:32:28,779 He's the best. Take it from me. - All right. Sure. Whatever. 503 00:32:28,883 --> 00:32:31,977 There are ways-- subtle ways--... 504 00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:34,251 that we can keep the odds in our favor. 505 00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:38,382 I'm talking about more forward-thinking methods. 506 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:39,934 I'm sure you've got a whole prospectus... 507 00:32:40,038 --> 00:32:40,823 on the subject, right? 508 00:32:40,928 --> 00:32:44,294 Well, as a matter of fact, yeah, I do. 509 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,362 For instance, I can tell you right off the bat... 510 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,549 the wallpaper's not gonna cut it. 511 00:32:48,654 --> 00:32:49,831 It's too uplifting. 512 00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:52,500 I would suggest going with some more muted tones. 513 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,636 Wallpaper? - Yeah. And personally, 514 00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:56,370 I think the cocktail waitresses... 515 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,006 could pop another button or two. 516 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:02,177 Myself, I wouldn't hire anything less than a 'C' cup. 517 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,412 You know what that is? - No. 518 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:07,115 It's music to be sure. It's pleasant, not intrusive, 519 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:10,847 but recorded at a subsonic level is a mantra. 520 00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:15,349 'Lose... lose... lose.' 521 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,791 We're just skimming the surface, Shelly. 522 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:21,091 We really need to talk. 523 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,427 Shelly? 524 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:27,563 You better come quick. 525 00:33:55,332 --> 00:33:56,237 Contact his daughter... 526 00:33:56,341 --> 00:33:57,662 and assist with the arrangements. 527 00:33:57,767 --> 00:34:00,400 The Shangri-La will cover all expenses. 528 00:34:00,504 --> 00:34:03,835 What about the Paradise? - She's going dark tonight. 529 00:34:03,939 --> 00:34:07,238 Er, that won't be necessary. 530 00:34:13,349 --> 00:34:15,976 ♪ Can I steal a little love? ♪ 531 00:34:17,286 --> 00:34:19,866 ♪ Can I steal a little love? ♪ 532 00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:24,792 ♪ Cool me honey, I'm on fire ♪ 533 00:34:24,826 --> 00:34:28,263 ♪ To steal your love is my desire ♪ 534 00:34:28,296 --> 00:34:31,823 ♪ Hug me, squeeze me, till I'm red ♪ 535 00:34:33,534 --> 00:34:36,527 ♪ Till my eyes bug out my head ♪ 536 00:34:36,571 --> 00:34:40,598 ♪ Coo me, woo me, turtledove ♪ 537 00:34:40,642 --> 00:34:45,135 ♪ Can I steal a little love? ♪ 538 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:46,492 ♪ Please tell me, 539 00:34:46,597 --> 00:34:49,275 why are you driving me crazy? ♪ 540 00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:53,854 ♪ Why do I dig you like I do? ♪ 541 00:34:53,888 --> 00:34:55,766 ♪ If I should steal a little kiss, 542 00:34:55,870 --> 00:34:58,088 and you can prove that it was wrong ♪ 543 00:34:58,192 --> 00:35:00,856 ♪ Then I'll give it back to you ♪ 544 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,429 ♪ Honey, baby with a smile ♪ 545 00:35:04,598 --> 00:35:07,335 ♪ I can walk you down the aisle ♪ 546 00:35:08,502 --> 00:35:12,438 ♪ I won't even need a shove ♪ 547 00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:16,464 ♪ Can I steal a little love? ♪ 548 00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:21,810 Young lady, over here. You want to give it a shot? 549 00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:25,350 Yeah. Come here. - Five for $1. 550 00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:29,453 Thanks, Bernie. - Good luck. 551 00:35:29,488 --> 00:35:31,573 Are you ready? 552 00:35:31,723 --> 00:35:33,809 Shit. 553 00:35:34,392 --> 00:35:37,225 All right, double fisted. 554 00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:39,384 Damn! 555 00:35:39,488 --> 00:35:41,329 Too bad. Better luck next time. 556 00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:43,464 You want to try again? - Yes. 557 00:35:43,568 --> 00:35:47,026 No, no, no. Thank you. - Thanks. 558 00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:50,530 What? - Nothing. 559 00:35:50,576 --> 00:35:53,771 What? - You're an easy mark, is all. 560 00:35:53,811 --> 00:35:54,809 I'm an easy mark? 561 00:35:54,913 --> 00:35:56,776 You know where that comes from? 562 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,007 No. 563 00:35:59,049 --> 00:36:00,783 Years ago, Shelly and me were working 564 00:36:00,887 --> 00:36:02,282 Coney Island for the summer... 565 00:36:02,387 --> 00:36:04,568 and when I'd see a guy who had a full... 566 00:36:04,672 --> 00:36:06,685 wallet and was willing to open it up, 567 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,875 I'd mark him with chalk. 568 00:36:08,892 --> 00:36:11,056 I'd put it on my hand and go something like, 569 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,960 'Hey, man, good work.' 'Hey, buddy, how you doing?' 570 00:36:14,064 --> 00:36:16,163 What the guy didn't realize... 571 00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:18,264 was that when he walked down the way... 572 00:36:18,368 --> 00:36:21,067 Shelly could spot him a mile off. 573 00:36:21,171 --> 00:36:23,256 An easy mark. 574 00:36:23,407 --> 00:36:25,874 Thanks a lot, Bernie. 575 00:36:25,909 --> 00:36:28,207 I've got to sit. 576 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:45,119 Hi. 577 00:36:56,705 --> 00:36:59,538 You okay? - Yeah. 578 00:37:04,813 --> 00:37:08,212 Did you notice, last night, that tattoo on my butt? 579 00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:10,546 Little Joe? - Yeah. 580 00:37:10,585 --> 00:37:13,747 Yeah, two 2's. 'Little Joe.' 581 00:37:19,026 --> 00:37:21,493 I had a son. 582 00:37:21,529 --> 00:37:24,259 His name was Joe. 583 00:37:25,366 --> 00:37:28,096 I was his mother for one year. 584 00:37:28,135 --> 00:37:32,436 You don't have to tell me this. - No, I want to, Bernie. 585 00:37:34,507 --> 00:37:37,567 I gave my son up for adoption. 586 00:37:42,383 --> 00:37:45,317 I just wanted my life back. 587 00:37:47,186 --> 00:37:49,518 I was 17 going on 18... 588 00:37:49,556 --> 00:37:52,923 and I was so fucking selfish. 589 00:37:55,327 --> 00:37:58,026 My family didn't want nothing to do with me after that, 590 00:37:58,131 --> 00:38:00,826 so I hitched a ride out here... 591 00:38:00,866 --> 00:38:03,759 and thought I'd make it as a showgirl. 592 00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:07,302 10 years later... 593 00:38:08,773 --> 00:38:11,435 I'd like to think that if it happened... 594 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:12,640 when I was older, 595 00:38:12,744 --> 00:38:15,145 with a guy that I cared about, 596 00:38:17,048 --> 00:38:20,411 that it would have been different, you know? 597 00:38:21,853 --> 00:38:24,011 I think about my little Joe sometimes... 598 00:38:24,115 --> 00:38:26,053 and I do know I did the right thing. 599 00:38:26,157 --> 00:38:29,126 I'm convinced of that. 600 00:38:42,105 --> 00:38:44,191 Natalie... 601 00:38:49,846 --> 00:38:52,280 I think... 602 00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:55,912 I think I could kick your ass at the dime toss. 603 00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:50,566 ♪ You may not be an angel ♪ 604 00:39:53,341 --> 00:39:58,209 ♪ 'Cause angels are so few ♪ 605 00:40:01,215 --> 00:40:06,710 ♪ But until the day that one comes along... ♪ 606 00:40:06,753 --> 00:40:08,939 Would you do something for me? 607 00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,453 ♪ I'll string along with you... ♪ 608 00:40:11,557 --> 00:40:13,089 Yeah! 609 00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:15,683 Yeah! Yeah! 610 00:40:15,729 --> 00:40:17,814 Bernie! - Yes! 611 00:40:19,799 --> 00:40:21,884 Oh, yeah. 612 00:40:21,901 --> 00:40:23,986 Ow! Ow! Jesus, ow. 613 00:40:24,002 --> 00:40:26,403 Oh, yeah! 614 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,637 Bernie, let's do it up the ass. - Okay. 615 00:40:28,741 --> 00:40:30,936 Please, please? - Okay, okay. 616 00:40:30,976 --> 00:40:33,103 No, my ass! - Oh! 617 00:40:33,145 --> 00:40:35,575 ♪ And until the day that one comes along... ♪ 618 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,809 Yes! 619 00:40:44,656 --> 00:40:46,919 Shut the fuck up in there! 620 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:49,620 Did we wake you? 621 00:40:49,661 --> 00:40:53,323 ♪ For every little fault that you have ♪ 622 00:40:56,568 --> 00:41:01,367 ♪ See, I've got three or four ♪ 623 00:41:05,009 --> 00:41:09,207 ♪ The human little faults you do have ♪ 624 00:41:13,017 --> 00:41:18,978 ♪ Just make me love you more... ♪ 625 00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:41,004 I have to pee. I'm always peeing. 626 00:41:49,052 --> 00:41:51,137 Hey. 627 00:41:51,753 --> 00:41:54,347 How did you get in here? 628 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:57,021 I told the desk clerk Bernie was my old man. 629 00:41:57,125 --> 00:42:00,123 He let us wait inside. Is that cool with you? 630 00:42:00,228 --> 00:42:03,161 Bernie is out looking for a parking space. 631 00:42:03,265 --> 00:42:05,789 I must have taken the last one. 632 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:11,363 I didn't get your name. - Natalie, Mikey. 633 00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:19,016 Tell me something, Natalie, is he paying you? 634 00:42:20,648 --> 00:42:22,911 Excuse me? 635 00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:26,044 My old man, is he renting your ass? 636 00:42:26,086 --> 00:42:28,518 Because, otherwise, I just don't get it. 637 00:42:28,622 --> 00:42:30,586 I mean, a loser like my pops... 638 00:42:30,691 --> 00:42:33,897 in the company of some primo tits and ass? 639 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,525 It don't compute. 640 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:47,653 Is this enough to get me a little taste? 641 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:51,073 Family discount? 642 00:42:52,811 --> 00:42:55,837 Are you kidding me? - No, baby. 643 00:42:56,983 --> 00:43:00,008 Mikey! - Hey, Bernie. 644 00:43:00,052 --> 00:43:02,049 I told you we was gonna stop by. 645 00:43:02,154 --> 00:43:05,120 I thought you'd call ahead first. We were at breakfast. 646 00:43:05,224 --> 00:43:07,419 Hey. Hey. 647 00:43:10,763 --> 00:43:12,924 You missed some. 648 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:14,929 Hey, that's nice. 649 00:43:15,033 --> 00:43:17,119 Hi. - Hi. 650 00:43:23,841 --> 00:43:27,174 You see, Bernie, the thing is... 651 00:43:29,046 --> 00:43:31,173 we're kind of strapped. 652 00:43:31,215 --> 00:43:34,447 I mean, Charly here is expecting like yesterday. 653 00:43:34,552 --> 00:43:36,858 And we don't have the dough to make with... 654 00:43:36,962 --> 00:43:38,885 the right nutrition for her and all. 655 00:43:38,989 --> 00:43:40,255 So I was wondering... 656 00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:42,755 if you would like to invest a little... 657 00:43:42,859 --> 00:43:45,514 maybe in your grandchild's future, 658 00:43:45,618 --> 00:43:47,704 his well-being. 659 00:44:06,849 --> 00:44:10,341 It's almost three grand. That's all I got. 660 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:12,752 That's-- that's very generous. 661 00:44:12,788 --> 00:44:15,882 Bless you, Bernie. You want to feel it? 662 00:44:15,925 --> 00:44:18,740 You know, I really-- I don't think... 663 00:44:19,228 --> 00:44:21,053 Oh-- I just felt a kick. 664 00:44:21,157 --> 00:44:23,894 Come on, Bernie, give me your hand. 665 00:44:24,699 --> 00:44:28,396 You feel that? - I don't know. I think so. 666 00:44:28,436 --> 00:44:30,220 Hey, we'll catch you later, Bernie. 667 00:44:30,324 --> 00:44:30,533 Okay. 668 00:44:30,638 --> 00:44:33,004 Thanks. 669 00:44:34,274 --> 00:44:36,801 Take care, Dad. 670 00:44:38,445 --> 00:44:40,093 New Shangri-La Hotel and Casino. 671 00:44:40,198 --> 00:44:42,112 We break ground on her in six months. 672 00:44:42,216 --> 00:44:44,749 She's perfect. Three floors of gaming, 673 00:44:44,853 --> 00:44:47,912 Imax theater, entertainment center, 674 00:44:47,955 --> 00:44:50,423 boutiques, restaurants, roller coaster. 675 00:44:50,527 --> 00:44:52,155 You name it, we've got it. 676 00:44:52,259 --> 00:44:53,762 She pays for herself in three years. 677 00:44:53,867 --> 00:44:55,025 After that, it's easy money. 678 00:44:55,129 --> 00:44:57,722 Isn't she great, Shell? 679 00:45:02,803 --> 00:45:04,248 In 'Lost Horizon, 'these people, 680 00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:06,069 their plane crashes in the Himalayas... 681 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:08,333 and they get rescued, 682 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:12,505 Taken to this Utopia in the mountains, Shangri-La. 683 00:45:14,147 --> 00:45:16,707 It's beautiful. 684 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:17,795 Totally isolated, 685 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:19,848 untouched by the outside world. 686 00:45:19,953 --> 00:45:24,150 No war, no greed, no bullshit. 687 00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:26,750 Time has slowed down. 688 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:31,696 You never age. It's paradise. 689 00:45:32,697 --> 00:45:35,619 You see, that's what Shangri-La is. 690 00:45:35,724 --> 00:45:36,798 It's paradise. 691 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:38,455 Yeah, we've seen the movie, Shelly. 692 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,333 What's your point? 693 00:45:39,438 --> 00:45:41,836 My point is, you don't fuck with paradise. 694 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,370 Come on. Jesus, Shelly. 695 00:45:43,475 --> 00:45:45,873 Hey, we're not trying to fuck with it. 696 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,076 We're trying to make it better. - How? 697 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:51,511 How you gonna make it better? It's perfect just the way it is. 698 00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:53,915 It's the last of its kind. It's pure. 699 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:56,646 This-- this is a fucking mockery. 700 00:45:56,687 --> 00:46:00,620 How is it a mockery, Shelly? It's right out of the movie. 701 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:02,689 Who's talking about a movie? 702 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:06,234 This is not a movie. This is my fucking life. 703 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,062 Let me ask you one question, where are you gonna be... 704 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,031 when they decide to change it back? 705 00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:12,999 When people want the real Vegas again, 706 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,068 before all this 'Epcot Center' bullshit? 707 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:18,872 Who's gonna give it to them? You? I don't think so. 708 00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:20,805 You know who? The same fucks... 709 00:46:20,909 --> 00:46:23,042 who started this in the first place. 710 00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:24,294 You know what's gonna happen? 711 00:46:24,399 --> 00:46:25,877 It's gonna come around full circle... 712 00:46:25,981 --> 00:46:27,599 and bite you on the fucking ass, 713 00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:28,748 take my words for it. 714 00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:32,184 Shelly, you make some good points, huh? 715 00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:34,129 Maybe we'll swing back the other way... 716 00:46:34,233 --> 00:46:35,587 someday. Who the hell knows? 717 00:46:35,691 --> 00:46:39,836 But for now, this moment, I suggest we shoot the dice. 718 00:46:40,763 --> 00:46:44,063 My friend, I think you should take some time... 719 00:46:44,167 --> 00:46:46,297 just to think things through. 720 00:46:46,402 --> 00:46:50,895 I know this is a lot to digest, I know that. 721 00:47:00,415 --> 00:47:04,908 Wait up a second. What do you say? 722 00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:07,546 I thought we were gonna go eat. 723 00:47:10,157 --> 00:47:11,542 Why don't you try this table over here? 724 00:47:11,646 --> 00:47:12,589 It's a little less crowded. 725 00:47:12,693 --> 00:47:13,719 No, let's play here. 726 00:47:13,823 --> 00:47:15,926 It's my lucky table. I always play here. 727 00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:18,362 Come on, it's more private over here. 728 00:47:18,466 --> 00:47:20,596 Shelly, I'm a big guy. I know how to take care of myself. 729 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:23,229 Go ahead. I know how to find you. 730 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,418 Go ahead. Go eat. 731 00:47:26,474 --> 00:47:28,559 Here we go. Come on. 732 00:47:29,910 --> 00:47:33,005 Out! Seven, line away. 733 00:47:33,046 --> 00:47:33,709 What the fuck? 734 00:47:33,814 --> 00:47:35,344 Come on, 'Pops.' What the hell? 735 00:47:35,449 --> 00:47:37,646 I could have paid my mortgage with the money I just lost. 736 00:47:37,751 --> 00:47:40,182 File a grievance, all right? Shithead. 737 00:47:40,286 --> 00:47:42,450 Come on, give me two hot ones. 738 00:47:42,554 --> 00:47:45,524 Come on, new shooter. 739 00:47:45,558 --> 00:47:45,795 Nicky: 740 00:47:45,899 --> 00:47:47,723 Give me 100 on right, 100 big yellow... 741 00:47:47,827 --> 00:47:50,226 All right, shooter. Come on. 742 00:47:51,464 --> 00:47:53,836 Hey, hurry up, Gramps! Come on, 743 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:56,286 your soup's getting cold, huh? 744 00:47:57,770 --> 00:48:01,171 Four, hard four. - Give me $25 yellow. 745 00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:05,940 Hey, 'Uncle Palsy'... 746 00:48:06,044 --> 00:48:08,459 come on, throw them before you... 747 00:48:08,563 --> 00:48:11,300 fucking keel over and die, old man. 748 00:48:11,951 --> 00:48:13,614 Be there! 749 00:48:13,718 --> 00:48:17,184 Seven, out. Line away. Thanks for the bets, folks. 750 00:48:17,288 --> 00:48:21,041 Don't take it so hard, Pops. Everybody craps out. 751 00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:28,894 Now go fucking change your Depends. 752 00:48:35,639 --> 00:48:38,130 That's good. 753 00:48:42,813 --> 00:48:45,011 Who's laughing now? Crack wise now, 754 00:48:45,115 --> 00:48:47,079 you fucking 'Ken doll' 755 00:48:47,184 --> 00:48:52,121 no-dick, suburbanite, fucking scum. 756 00:48:52,155 --> 00:48:54,850 Huh? Now how's that for a game? 757 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,257 Nicky, Nicky. Hey, it's all right. - Get the fuck out of here! 758 00:48:57,361 --> 00:49:00,091 Disrespectful cocksucker! 759 00:49:00,129 --> 00:49:00,546 Nicky: 760 00:49:00,650 --> 00:49:03,153 How do you like the game so far? 761 00:49:07,237 --> 00:49:09,534 Nicky, Nicky, take it easy. 762 00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:13,133 Come on. Come on, come on! That ain't right! 763 00:49:13,175 --> 00:49:14,369 The guy fucked up my whole game. 764 00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:15,706 Who the fuck does he think he is? 765 00:49:15,811 --> 00:49:18,009 You're right. Forget about him, he's just a piece of shit. 766 00:49:18,114 --> 00:49:20,444 Let me see your hand. - My hand is all right. 767 00:49:20,548 --> 00:49:22,686 I got news for you. I thought this joint... 768 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:24,214 had more fucking class, okay? 769 00:49:24,319 --> 00:49:26,957 It used to be we didn't let a bum... 770 00:49:27,062 --> 00:49:29,564 like that in this fucking place. 771 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,052 Come on. 772 00:49:44,038 --> 00:49:46,337 This town... 773 00:49:46,374 --> 00:49:49,342 this town, you know, 774 00:49:49,376 --> 00:49:53,540 all-- all I want to do... 775 00:49:53,579 --> 00:49:55,712 is go some place where I can tell night from day, 776 00:49:55,816 --> 00:49:58,735 where they've got clocks on the walls. 777 00:49:58,839 --> 00:50:01,107 I can't breathe here anymore. 778 00:50:01,321 --> 00:50:03,056 Four days and I'm gone. I don't even... 779 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,620 know if I can hold out that long. 780 00:50:04,724 --> 00:50:07,888 So where does that leave us, Bernie? 781 00:50:10,631 --> 00:50:12,757 A week ago, 782 00:50:12,799 --> 00:50:15,312 I couldn't even remember what it was... 783 00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:17,666 like to have a woman's hands on me. 784 00:50:17,771 --> 00:50:21,759 I still pinch myself. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up-- 785 00:50:23,008 --> 00:50:23,672 Come with me. 786 00:50:23,776 --> 00:50:25,707 Natalie, I want you to come with me. 787 00:50:25,812 --> 00:50:27,939 God, Bernie. - I'm sorry. 788 00:50:27,979 --> 00:50:29,911 I didn't mean to spring it on you. 789 00:50:30,016 --> 00:50:33,381 I-- I've been working on this compatibility chart, okay? 790 00:50:33,486 --> 00:50:36,113 And it looks good, really it does. 791 00:50:36,154 --> 00:50:37,962 So, what's the problem? 792 00:50:38,066 --> 00:50:40,846 The problem is it's only good here. 793 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,524 But that's just for now, for the immediate future. 794 00:50:44,628 --> 00:50:46,729 You know, when the planets realign... 795 00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:47,828 maybe next year... 796 00:50:47,932 --> 00:50:50,230 A year!? Natalie, I can't wait another year. 797 00:50:50,335 --> 00:50:52,461 I can't-- 798 00:51:03,881 --> 00:51:06,144 I can't go, Bernie. 799 00:51:17,328 --> 00:51:20,228 Hi, Doris. - Hey. 800 00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:36,808 Oh, shit. Just a second. 801 00:51:36,846 --> 00:51:40,748 Chang, party of 15, your table is ready. 802 00:51:40,782 --> 00:51:42,867 Chang, party of 15. 803 00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:52,057 All right. - Come on, papa-to-be! 804 00:51:52,161 --> 00:51:52,863 Come on, y'all. 805 00:51:52,967 --> 00:51:54,625 I want to send my baby to college. 806 00:51:54,729 --> 00:51:56,894 Six and a three, five and a four. Let's go. 807 00:51:59,167 --> 00:52:03,264 This is for our baby's future. Don't blow it. 808 00:52:04,305 --> 00:52:06,390 This is for you. 809 00:52:06,407 --> 00:52:09,207 This one's on the line for the guys with bowties, 810 00:52:09,311 --> 00:52:12,143 with shoes. - Oh, yeah. 811 00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:16,207 Dealer's got shoes. The point's nine. 812 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:16,831 Let's get that. 813 00:52:16,936 --> 00:52:18,449 A six and a three, a five and a four, 814 00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:21,118 Let's do it. Can we get it? Can we get it? Come on. 815 00:52:21,222 --> 00:52:23,690 We got a shooter. 816 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,989 Hi, Bernie. 817 00:52:27,093 --> 00:52:29,584 Fucking rock star! 818 00:52:29,629 --> 00:52:31,859 Give me them dice back. 819 00:52:32,866 --> 00:52:34,897 Okay, pay me, moron, pay me. Come on! 820 00:52:35,002 --> 00:52:37,833 $9,000, $9,000. - Give him $9,000. 821 00:52:37,871 --> 00:52:40,102 We're on a streak here. Move it, move it, move it. 822 00:52:40,207 --> 00:52:41,636 God bless you all. 823 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:44,767 Point is nine. Point is nine. 824 00:52:44,811 --> 00:52:46,500 Let me get all the hard ways... 825 00:52:46,604 --> 00:52:48,744 for 'Team Moron' here, okay? All right. 826 00:52:48,848 --> 00:52:53,181 This is great! - For you guys, all right? 827 00:52:53,219 --> 00:52:55,016 Here we go. - Come on. 828 00:52:55,121 --> 00:52:57,452 Six and three. Five and four. - This is for the baby. 829 00:52:57,556 --> 00:53:00,047 Come on. 830 00:53:06,565 --> 00:53:08,828 Oh, oh, careful! 831 00:53:08,867 --> 00:53:10,102 Come on, guys, with the cigarettes. 832 00:53:10,207 --> 00:53:11,332 We've got a pregnant woman here. 833 00:53:11,436 --> 00:53:14,368 Put them out. I'm winning you guys money. Come on! 834 00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:17,066 Come on. All right. 835 00:53:17,108 --> 00:53:19,633 What gives? 836 00:53:19,678 --> 00:53:23,977 He's up 18,000 since I stepped up to the table. 837 00:53:24,015 --> 00:53:26,280 Sorry, Shelly. I'm kind of hit-or-miss these days. 838 00:53:26,384 --> 00:53:29,581 $9,000, $9,000. Oh, baby. - Oh, my God. 839 00:53:29,621 --> 00:53:32,418 Oh, my God. I can feel a kick. 840 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,524 Fucking amateurs. 841 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,291 Let's get it. Let's get it! 842 00:53:39,330 --> 00:53:42,662 Nope. That's it. Line away. 843 00:53:44,635 --> 00:53:48,503 Guys, I thank you. My pregnant wife thanks you. 844 00:53:48,537 --> 00:53:51,974 My unborn child thanks you very much, okay? 845 00:53:52,008 --> 00:53:54,203 Color me up, will you? 846 00:53:54,244 --> 00:53:56,341 And keep one of these little blue ones for yourself. 847 00:53:56,445 --> 00:53:58,572 Thank you very much. 848 00:54:09,558 --> 00:54:11,656 That's quite a run you had there, champ. 849 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,889 Oh, yeah, lucky! 850 00:54:14,930 --> 00:54:17,728 Lucky night, I guess, huh? - It's so exciting to watch, too. 851 00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:18,609 If you don't mind, 852 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,364 I'd like to settle this in my office. 853 00:54:20,468 --> 00:54:23,534 I don't like to lay out that kind of cash on the floor. 854 00:54:23,638 --> 00:54:25,387 We'll go up there, relax a bit, 855 00:54:25,491 --> 00:54:27,238 have a drink, name your poison, 856 00:54:27,343 --> 00:54:30,940 a little apple juice for the mother-to-be here. 857 00:54:33,848 --> 00:54:36,442 Seriously? - Yeah. 858 00:54:39,019 --> 00:54:41,929 Should I take this stuff with me? 859 00:54:42,033 --> 00:54:44,119 No. 860 00:54:48,162 --> 00:54:50,562 Yeah... 861 00:54:56,337 --> 00:55:00,239 Okay, that is not how I propose we handle this. 862 00:55:00,273 --> 00:55:02,805 We turn this matter over to the authorities. 863 00:55:02,909 --> 00:55:04,873 They'll be blacklisted, their credit ruined-- 864 00:55:04,977 --> 00:55:06,056 Then, I suppose I should stick... 865 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,377 a fucking lollipop in their mouths... 866 00:55:07,481 --> 00:55:09,567 for the ride home, huh? 867 00:55:09,582 --> 00:55:10,933 Let me tell you something, 'Harvard,'... 868 00:55:11,038 --> 00:55:12,214 come upstairs with me in my office, 869 00:55:12,318 --> 00:55:14,734 watch and learn how to protect... 870 00:55:14,838 --> 00:55:17,653 your investments the old-school way. 871 00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:27,794 Fuck. 872 00:55:36,074 --> 00:55:38,201 Ow, ow, ow... ow! 873 00:55:38,242 --> 00:55:40,341 All right. Here we go everybody. Let's go. 874 00:55:40,446 --> 00:55:44,905 Shelly? Shelly! Shelly, wait a second. 875 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:47,145 Get off me! No! 876 00:55:47,185 --> 00:55:50,860 Shelly, wait. Wait! Don't, don't. Don't do this. 877 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,886 Stay out of this, Bernie. It's got nothing to do with you. 878 00:55:52,991 --> 00:55:54,489 It's got everything to do with me. 879 00:55:54,593 --> 00:55:55,088 He's my son. 880 00:55:55,193 --> 00:55:57,424 Him? This little prick is your son? 881 00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:59,656 Pop, you've got to help me out here. 882 00:55:59,761 --> 00:56:00,193 Shut up! 883 00:56:00,297 --> 00:56:03,897 What are you talking about? Wait, wait. Are you in on this? 884 00:56:04,001 --> 00:56:05,265 Huh? - What!? 885 00:56:05,369 --> 00:56:07,768 I asked you a fucking question. You come clean with me now. 886 00:56:07,872 --> 00:56:10,203 No! For God's sake, what's the matter with you? 887 00:56:10,307 --> 00:56:13,333 I didn't know nothing about this! 888 00:56:15,478 --> 00:56:18,072 Shithead here is your son? 889 00:56:23,787 --> 00:56:25,914 Let me ask you a question. 890 00:56:25,955 --> 00:56:28,019 How much you think their two lives are worth? 891 00:56:28,124 --> 00:56:29,711 Myself, I don't think they're... 892 00:56:29,815 --> 00:56:31,657 worth piss, but hey, he ain't my kid. 893 00:56:31,761 --> 00:56:34,659 This shithead was up 150 G's down there. 894 00:56:34,763 --> 00:56:36,719 That's 150 grand that somebody's... 895 00:56:36,823 --> 00:56:37,862 got to account for. 896 00:56:37,966 --> 00:56:41,433 What do you say you cover them both, 75 apiece, huh? 897 00:56:41,537 --> 00:56:42,295 Come on, Shelly. 898 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,169 They didn't get away with the money. 899 00:56:44,273 --> 00:56:46,670 You haven't lost nothing. - Go to work. 900 00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:49,744 Pop! Pop! - No, wait! Come on! 901 00:56:49,778 --> 00:56:51,871 Jesus! - Wait. 902 00:56:53,482 --> 00:56:56,080 All right, all right. God damn it. All right. 903 00:56:56,184 --> 00:56:59,150 All right, all right. I'm good for it. $150 G's. 904 00:56:59,254 --> 00:57:02,552 I'm good for it. 905 00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:04,888 It's all right, honey. - Oh, my God, the contractions. 906 00:57:04,993 --> 00:57:07,257 I need to go to the hospital. - Come on, Shelly. 907 00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:10,694 Oh, for God's sake, Shelly. Will you help her out? 908 00:57:10,798 --> 00:57:13,631 That's my grandkid. 909 00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:14,570 Oh, my God, that's right. 910 00:57:14,675 --> 00:57:15,998 That's Bernie's grandchild in there. 911 00:57:16,102 --> 00:57:16,973 You all right, sweetheart? 912 00:57:17,077 --> 00:57:18,302 You need to go to the hospital, huh? 913 00:57:18,406 --> 00:57:20,601 Uh-huh. - I'll bet you do. 914 00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:24,862 Jesus! - Charlene! 915 00:57:28,683 --> 00:57:30,680 Hey, everybody look, It's a boy! 916 00:57:30,784 --> 00:57:35,483 Oh, can you believe this? Bernie, you have a grandson! 917 00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:42,324 Shelly: Bernie's got a little grandson! 918 00:57:42,429 --> 00:57:44,049 Isn't he cute? Isn't he cute? 919 00:57:44,153 --> 00:57:46,061 I think he looks like you, Bernie. 920 00:57:46,166 --> 00:57:49,623 What do you think? 921 00:57:59,011 --> 00:58:00,572 A nice healthy grandson. 922 00:58:00,676 --> 00:58:03,311 Want to hold your grandson, Bernie? Huh? 923 00:58:03,415 --> 00:58:06,100 Break out the champagne, everybody. 924 00:58:06,204 --> 00:58:08,289 Bernie's a grandfather. 925 00:58:11,656 --> 00:58:13,754 You still want to make good on this? 926 00:58:13,858 --> 00:58:16,308 If you want to change your mind, 927 00:58:16,413 --> 00:58:18,498 I don't blame you. 928 00:58:20,431 --> 00:58:23,246 I'll make it up to you, Pop. I swear. 929 00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:33,136 I'm good for it. 930 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:38,646 All right, up on the table, right now! 931 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:39,512 Whoa, whoa whoa-- 932 00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:42,314 Wait a second. Shelly, we had a deal! 933 00:58:42,418 --> 00:58:44,887 $150 G's buys their lives. 934 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:47,352 This is a little slap on the wrist to remember me by. 935 00:58:47,456 --> 00:58:49,924 Wait, wait. - No, no! 936 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,520 Jesus, Shelly, no! 937 00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:55,725 Come on. 938 00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:11,938 Fuck! I brought this on myself. 939 00:59:11,982 --> 00:59:14,745 I planted the seeds. 940 00:59:16,652 --> 00:59:20,171 When Angela had run off with Mikey, I didn't-- 941 00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:23,481 I never made-- 942 00:59:23,525 --> 00:59:26,957 I never made an effort to get back in his life. 943 00:59:27,061 --> 00:59:29,963 I figured... 944 00:59:29,998 --> 00:59:33,130 the kid don't need a fucking loser for a father. 945 00:59:33,234 --> 00:59:36,226 And now it's come full circle. 946 00:59:36,271 --> 00:59:38,802 I give him the money, I open the door to all this. 947 00:59:38,906 --> 00:59:43,363 This-- I got this coming to me. This is-- this is payback. 948 00:59:57,491 --> 01:00:01,291 Are you done beating yourself up, Bernie? 949 01:00:01,328 --> 01:00:06,230 ♪ My funny Valentine ♪ 950 01:00:08,401 --> 01:00:13,338 ♪ Sweet comic Valentine ♪ 951 01:00:13,374 --> 01:00:15,967 ♪ You... ♪ 952 01:00:17,644 --> 01:00:23,378 ♪ Make me smile with my heart ♪ 953 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:34,822 ♪ Your looks are laughable ♪ 954 01:00:36,762 --> 01:00:42,224 ♪ Unphotographable ♪ 955 01:00:42,267 --> 01:00:44,633 ♪ Yet... ♪ 956 01:00:44,670 --> 01:00:49,073 ♪ You're my favorite work of art... ♪ 957 01:00:49,106 --> 01:00:52,201 Bernie... are you awake? 958 01:00:59,717 --> 01:01:02,811 I think that... 959 01:01:04,388 --> 01:01:06,822 I love you. 960 01:01:07,825 --> 01:01:10,019 No. 961 01:01:11,227 --> 01:01:14,094 I don't think. 962 01:01:14,131 --> 01:01:17,589 I'm pretty sure of it. 963 01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:23,769 You blindsided me, Bernie Lootz. 964 01:01:25,508 --> 01:01:28,203 I never saw it coming. 965 01:01:28,244 --> 01:01:31,508 You shouldn't do that to a girl. 966 01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:36,815 There's so many things you don't know, 967 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,753 that you should know. 968 01:01:40,757 --> 01:01:44,192 Oh, fuck, I don't want to ruin this. 969 01:01:46,962 --> 01:01:50,397 It-- it don't matter. 970 01:01:50,431 --> 01:01:53,031 It don't matter what you come clean about, 971 01:01:53,135 --> 01:01:56,166 it's not gonna change the way I feel about you. 972 01:01:56,270 --> 01:01:59,205 It's not. 973 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,435 Natalie, I... 974 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,778 I'd say it, but... - Say it, just say it. 975 01:02:07,882 --> 01:02:09,812 No, with my rotten luck-- 976 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:15,378 Don't-- fuck rotten luck, Bernie. That's over. 977 01:02:19,392 --> 01:02:22,089 I love you, Natalie. 978 01:02:26,666 --> 01:02:29,794 I really, really love you. 979 01:02:51,957 --> 01:02:54,050 Trixie? 980 01:02:58,164 --> 01:03:00,462 You came back? 981 01:03:31,995 --> 01:03:34,930 ♪ What a day this has been ♪ 982 01:03:34,966 --> 01:03:38,265 ♪ What a rare mood I'm in ♪ 983 01:03:38,302 --> 01:03:41,863 ♪ Why, it's almost like being in love ♪ 984 01:03:44,041 --> 01:03:47,408 ♪ There's a smile on my face ♪ 985 01:03:47,443 --> 01:03:51,005 ♪ For the whole human race ♪ 986 01:03:51,048 --> 01:03:56,075 ♪ I would swear I am falling in love... ♪ 987 01:03:57,087 --> 01:04:00,022 Tell Bernie to go to table six. 988 01:04:00,056 --> 01:04:02,421 ♪ All the music of life seems to be ♪ 989 01:04:02,525 --> 01:04:08,259 ♪ Like a bell that is ringing for me ♪ 990 01:04:08,297 --> 01:04:12,028 ♪ And from the way that I feel ♪ 991 01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:15,264 ♪ When the bells start to peal ♪ 992 01:04:15,303 --> 01:04:18,295 ♪ I would swear I am falling ♪ 993 01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:21,332 ♪ I can swear that I'm falling ♪ 994 01:04:21,377 --> 01:04:27,679 ♪ Well, it's almost like being in love... ♪ 995 01:04:34,923 --> 01:04:39,189 Lovett, party of six, your table is ready. 996 01:04:39,227 --> 01:04:41,524 Duty calls. 997 01:04:43,530 --> 01:04:45,616 Bye. 998 01:04:46,367 --> 01:04:48,665 Yes! 999 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:09,345 ♪ All the music oflife seems to be ♪ 1000 01:05:10,724 --> 01:05:16,594 ♪ Like a bell that is ringing for me ♪ 1001 01:05:16,629 --> 01:05:20,088 ♪ And from the way that I feel ♪ 1002 01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:23,034 ♪ When the bells start to peal ♪ 1003 01:05:23,068 --> 01:05:26,061 ♪ I would swear I am falling ♪ 1004 01:05:26,105 --> 01:05:28,937 ♪ I can swear that I'm falling ♪ 1005 01:05:28,974 --> 01:05:32,877 ♪ Well, it's almost like being... ♪ 1006 01:05:35,213 --> 01:05:41,618 ♪ Well, it's almost like being in love. ♪ 1007 01:05:46,258 --> 01:05:48,523 Hey, Shelly, check it out. The new 'Mega Million.' 1008 01:05:48,627 --> 01:05:50,890 I call her 'Marnie.' 1009 01:05:50,928 --> 01:05:53,978 You know, 'cause she's one frigid broad. 1010 01:05:54,231 --> 01:05:56,763 You want to tell me what's going on out there? 1011 01:05:56,867 --> 01:05:57,499 I don't know. 1012 01:05:57,603 --> 01:05:59,234 What do you mean you don't know? 1013 01:05:59,338 --> 01:06:01,146 We're down almost a mil out there. 1014 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,003 Doesn't that seem strange to you? 1015 01:06:03,107 --> 01:06:06,042 I guess I'm having an off day. 1016 01:06:06,077 --> 01:06:08,608 No, no, no. You don't have off days, Lootz. 1017 01:06:08,712 --> 01:06:11,277 You're shitty luck incarnate. What's wrong? 1018 01:06:11,381 --> 01:06:12,483 You coming down with something? 1019 01:06:12,587 --> 01:06:13,613 You have this look about you. 1020 01:06:13,717 --> 01:06:15,866 No, no, I'm fine. As a matter of fact, 1021 01:06:15,970 --> 01:06:17,251 I've never been better. 1022 01:06:17,355 --> 01:06:18,404 Give it a shot. 1023 01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:20,586 What's that supposed to mean? 1024 01:06:20,690 --> 01:06:24,835 She loves me, Shelly. She told me last night. Natalie. 1025 01:06:26,329 --> 01:06:28,760 Should I get her flowers or candy? 1026 01:06:28,865 --> 01:06:31,833 What is happening to you? 1027 01:06:31,867 --> 01:06:34,062 I think flowers. 1028 01:06:34,103 --> 01:06:36,937 Sweet Jesus! You popped her cherries! 1029 01:06:36,972 --> 01:06:38,436 Shut the fuck up! 1030 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:40,239 I'll stay. - Scotch on the rocks. 1031 01:06:40,343 --> 01:06:42,867 Here you go, babe. - Thanks. 1032 01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:45,277 Hi, Tone. 1033 01:06:54,223 --> 01:06:56,714 Hi, Shell. 1034 01:06:56,758 --> 01:06:59,456 Do you believe those fucking kids yesterday? 1035 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,358 Don't worry about them, because... 1036 01:07:01,462 --> 01:07:03,259 you and I have other problems now. 1037 01:07:03,364 --> 01:07:05,147 You have really fucked things up... 1038 01:07:05,251 --> 01:07:06,562 big time, let me tell you. 1039 01:07:06,667 --> 01:07:09,432 I hired you to be his 'cooze' companion, 1040 01:07:09,536 --> 01:07:12,302 not the true love of his fucking life. 1041 01:07:12,406 --> 01:07:14,500 But no, 1042 01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,258 you have to go and get all profound... 1043 01:07:16,362 --> 01:07:17,240 on the poor schmuck. 1044 01:07:17,344 --> 01:07:19,472 'I love you, Bernie.' 1045 01:07:19,514 --> 01:07:21,628 What the hell were you thinking? 1046 01:07:21,732 --> 01:07:23,913 Those four words of endearment... 1047 01:07:24,017 --> 01:07:25,740 have cost this casino... 1048 01:07:25,844 --> 01:07:28,268 one million and counting today. 1049 01:07:29,389 --> 01:07:32,051 I don't understand what that means. 1050 01:07:33,728 --> 01:07:35,991 Lady Luck. 1051 01:07:36,029 --> 01:07:39,028 You've heard of 'Lady Luck,' haven't you? 1052 01:07:39,133 --> 01:07:39,387 Yeah. 1053 01:07:39,491 --> 01:07:41,464 That's what's going on out there. 1054 01:07:41,568 --> 01:07:44,400 Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick. 1055 01:07:44,438 --> 01:07:46,401 He should have them throwing ice cubes right now, 1056 01:07:46,505 --> 01:07:49,338 but instead I've got a meltdown on my hands. 1057 01:07:49,442 --> 01:07:51,517 So here's the situation: you are out... 1058 01:07:51,621 --> 01:07:53,642 of his life, before he even gets home. 1059 01:07:53,746 --> 01:07:56,210 Don't even tell him to his face. Leave him a note. 1060 01:07:56,314 --> 01:07:59,188 I'm gonna make some calls and you're... 1061 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:02,029 gonna be situated at another joint. 1062 01:08:08,994 --> 01:08:11,653 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 1063 01:08:12,631 --> 01:08:15,099 Excuse me? 1064 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:17,226 I said... 1065 01:08:17,268 --> 01:08:19,366 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 1066 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:22,407 It wasn't an act. 1067 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,567 I meant it. 1068 01:08:24,609 --> 01:08:27,304 You love him? - Yeah. 1069 01:08:27,345 --> 01:08:30,439 I love the schmuck. 1070 01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:33,939 What the fuck is there to love? 1071 01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:34,847 He's a loser. 1072 01:08:34,952 --> 01:08:37,150 Always has been, always will be. 1073 01:08:37,254 --> 01:08:39,871 I thought you were a smart cookie... 1074 01:08:39,975 --> 01:08:42,060 when I picked you out. 1075 01:08:42,693 --> 01:08:46,254 You do not want to fuck with me. 1076 01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:49,033 Because if you do, your next john... 1077 01:08:49,065 --> 01:08:51,165 is going to be a fucking rattlesnake... 1078 01:08:51,269 --> 01:08:52,432 in the fucking desert. 1079 01:08:52,536 --> 01:08:54,533 Do you understand me? - Yeah. 1080 01:08:54,637 --> 01:08:56,722 Get out of here. 1081 01:09:13,622 --> 01:09:15,749 Hey, Natalie. 1082 01:09:57,864 --> 01:10:00,197 It doesn't matter. 1083 01:10:20,953 --> 01:10:24,081 Look. A six-card 21? 1084 01:10:24,123 --> 01:10:27,524 Please! 1085 01:10:47,813 --> 01:10:51,112 ♪ Can I steal a little love? ♪ 1086 01:10:51,148 --> 01:10:56,586 ♪ Yeah, let me raid a little love. ♪ 1087 01:11:01,092 --> 01:11:04,190 Thank you, thank you. You guys are too kind. 1088 01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:05,908 This next song I'd like to do for you... 1089 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,460 is dedicated to a friend over there. 1090 01:11:07,565 --> 01:11:09,754 Brianna, this one's for you. 1091 01:11:12,336 --> 01:11:15,234 I want you to tell me the truth, Shelly. 1092 01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:17,359 Did you say something to Natalie? 1093 01:11:17,464 --> 01:11:18,604 Did you muscle her? 1094 01:11:18,709 --> 01:11:20,406 Jesus, Bernie. Is that what you think? 1095 01:11:20,510 --> 01:11:22,208 That I would fuck with your happiness? 1096 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:24,644 That hurts me. 1097 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:29,983 I don't know. 1098 01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:36,053 This guy is all flash. No soul. 1099 01:11:36,091 --> 01:11:37,024 I miss Buddy. 1100 01:11:37,128 --> 01:11:39,724 It's just not the same around here. 1101 01:11:39,828 --> 01:11:42,354 Buddy was tired. 1102 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:43,695 I gave him the easy way out. 1103 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,531 Things could have been so much worse. 1104 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,772 'Gave him the easy way out'? 1105 01:11:47,877 --> 01:11:50,379 What are you talking about? He-- 1106 01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:56,440 Buddy never would have taken the buyout. 1107 01:11:56,544 --> 01:11:57,802 He would have stuck to his guns... 1108 01:11:57,907 --> 01:11:58,509 right to the end. 1109 01:11:58,614 --> 01:11:59,882 They would have ended up hurting him. 1110 01:11:59,986 --> 01:12:01,111 I could not allow that to happen. 1111 01:12:01,215 --> 01:12:03,480 Jesus. You--... 1112 01:12:03,518 --> 01:12:05,143 you sit here and you justify it... 1113 01:12:05,247 --> 01:12:07,117 like you're Dr. Kevorkian or something? 1114 01:12:07,222 --> 01:12:09,307 Hey, listen to me. 1115 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:11,255 I loved that son of a bitch, but his time was up. 1116 01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:12,970 What was I supposed to do, leave him... 1117 01:12:13,074 --> 01:12:14,557 to those corporate fucking scumbags? 1118 01:12:14,661 --> 01:12:17,181 What I did was a humanitarian thing, 1119 01:12:17,285 --> 01:12:19,162 that I have no doubt about. 1120 01:12:19,266 --> 01:12:22,135 And afterwards I held him in my arms... 1121 01:12:22,239 --> 01:12:24,741 and I cried like a fucking baby. 1122 01:12:26,908 --> 01:12:28,538 What? 1123 01:12:28,642 --> 01:12:30,682 What is this fucking look... 1124 01:12:30,787 --> 01:12:33,915 you're giving me now? What is that, huh? 1125 01:12:39,152 --> 01:12:42,117 Televangelist: There are the sins of the flesh. 1126 01:12:42,221 --> 01:12:45,622 There are the sins of the gambling halls... 1127 01:12:45,658 --> 01:12:49,253 be it dice or in some cases, 1128 01:12:49,296 --> 01:12:51,991 'the devil's thumb papers.' 1129 01:13:23,061 --> 01:13:25,586 Let's take off tonight. 1130 01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:28,746 I can't do that. 1131 01:13:28,850 --> 01:13:30,897 I have an obligation to Shelly. He-- 1132 01:13:31,001 --> 01:13:34,562 Fuck Shelly. 1133 01:13:34,605 --> 01:13:37,836 He doesn't give a shit about you, Bernie. 1134 01:13:42,945 --> 01:13:45,245 Let's just climb in your car... 1135 01:13:45,349 --> 01:13:48,579 and drive the hell out of here tonight. 1136 01:13:51,889 --> 01:13:54,084 I can't do that, Natalie. 1137 01:13:54,123 --> 01:13:56,717 He'd come after me, 1138 01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:59,228 because you're with me. 1139 01:14:00,864 --> 01:14:04,526 I can't have that on me. 1140 01:14:18,414 --> 01:14:20,541 Okay. 1141 01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,709 Okay. 1142 01:14:28,824 --> 01:14:31,054 Winner! 1143 01:15:17,036 --> 01:15:19,937 Shelly! Shelly! 1144 01:15:19,972 --> 01:15:22,270 You have no fucking right! 1145 01:15:22,307 --> 01:15:26,766 Shelly, you got no fucking right! 1146 01:15:27,847 --> 01:15:31,180 Shelly, I tried. I couldn't do it. 1147 01:15:31,216 --> 01:15:33,946 Shelly-- Shelly-- 1148 01:15:33,986 --> 01:15:36,511 I can't leave, Shell. 1149 01:15:36,555 --> 01:15:37,541 Shell, I love him. 1150 01:15:37,645 --> 01:15:39,553 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 1151 01:15:39,658 --> 01:15:41,989 You heartless fuck. 1152 01:15:44,830 --> 01:15:47,059 I thought-- 1153 01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:53,603 Bastard! I thought he was your friend. 1154 01:15:55,339 --> 01:15:57,123 Who do you think you are? 1155 01:15:57,227 --> 01:15:59,672 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1156 01:15:59,776 --> 01:16:02,143 You're nobody! 1157 01:16:02,179 --> 01:16:04,077 I could make you disappear like that... 1158 01:16:04,182 --> 01:16:06,279 and not one fucking person would miss you. 1159 01:16:06,384 --> 01:16:10,081 Not one fucking person! - Bernie would! 1160 01:16:11,087 --> 01:16:13,385 He loves me. 1161 01:16:13,423 --> 01:16:16,120 He loves me... 1162 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:20,391 and that kills you, doesn't it, Shell? 1163 01:16:20,430 --> 01:16:24,127 That kills you! That kills you, doesn't it? 1164 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:26,327 He was your only friend... 1165 01:16:26,369 --> 01:16:28,859 and you crippled him. 1166 01:16:28,905 --> 01:16:31,065 You crippled him... 1167 01:16:31,106 --> 01:16:34,339 and he still stood by you, but no more, Shell. 1168 01:16:34,443 --> 01:16:36,259 The only friends you've got now... 1169 01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:38,343 are the fucking guys on your payroll. 1170 01:16:38,447 --> 01:16:41,127 You don't own me anymore, Shelly, 1171 01:16:41,231 --> 01:16:43,181 and you don't own Bernie. 1172 01:16:43,285 --> 01:16:47,312 We're leaving here tonight. I am taking him... 1173 01:16:47,357 --> 01:16:51,021 and there is not a fucking thing that you can do about it! 1174 01:16:51,126 --> 01:16:54,583 And you will be all alone! - Is that right? 1175 01:17:42,608 --> 01:17:44,872 I love him. 1176 01:18:26,451 --> 01:18:28,577 Natalie? 1177 01:18:29,887 --> 01:18:33,093 Don't turn the light on. I got a headache. 1178 01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:37,057 Did you take something? I've got aspirin, I've got-- 1179 01:18:37,162 --> 01:18:40,825 Yeah, I already took something. 1180 01:18:40,864 --> 01:18:42,949 What--? 1181 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:46,301 Oh, shit. 1182 01:18:47,837 --> 01:18:51,200 Natalie, what-- what happened to the mirror? 1183 01:18:56,747 --> 01:18:58,510 Natalie? 1184 01:18:58,614 --> 01:19:02,311 No, Bernie, don't. Oh, shit-- Bernie! 1185 01:19:02,351 --> 01:19:04,581 Jesus Christ. 1186 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:06,986 Natalie, who did this to you? We've got to call the police. 1187 01:19:07,090 --> 01:19:11,458 I thought, 'Easy money.' - What are you talking about? 1188 01:19:11,493 --> 01:19:13,791 Shelly. 1189 01:19:17,065 --> 01:19:20,592 He paid me to get close to you, 1190 01:19:20,635 --> 01:19:24,003 to keep you around. 1191 01:19:35,049 --> 01:19:37,135 Shelly...? 1192 01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:41,918 Yeah. Shelly. 1193 01:19:43,924 --> 01:19:47,223 You were right that first night. 1194 01:19:47,262 --> 01:19:50,821 I was for sale. 1195 01:19:52,199 --> 01:19:55,998 Bought and paid for. 1196 01:19:56,036 --> 01:19:58,698 You were the 'easy mark,' Bernie. 1197 01:20:03,676 --> 01:20:06,840 At first I thought that you were... 1198 01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:10,556 just another way to make a quick buck, you know? 1199 01:20:12,152 --> 01:20:15,587 And then I started to take a closer look. 1200 01:20:18,290 --> 01:20:21,350 And for the first time, 1201 01:20:21,394 --> 01:20:25,147 you were somebody who wasn't trying to hustle me, 1202 01:20:26,098 --> 01:20:27,913 somebody who wasn't trying to pretend... 1203 01:20:28,017 --> 01:20:29,130 he was someone he wasn't. 1204 01:20:29,235 --> 01:20:34,068 Just a decent guy, trying to get back on track. 1205 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:37,920 And it didn't hurt any... 1206 01:20:38,024 --> 01:20:39,640 that you put me up on a pedestal. 1207 01:20:39,744 --> 01:20:43,646 It sure puts the gutter in perspective. 1208 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:48,052 Shelly paid you? 1209 01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:54,350 Shelly wants me gone. 1210 01:20:57,194 --> 01:21:00,130 He says I bring you luck. 1211 01:21:01,131 --> 01:21:03,497 'Lady Luck.' 1212 01:21:05,637 --> 01:21:09,436 I stayed to tell you to your face... 1213 01:21:09,473 --> 01:21:11,356 and I knew you wouldn't... 1214 01:21:11,461 --> 01:21:14,276 want me no more and I could just go. 1215 01:21:19,716 --> 01:21:22,558 We've got to get you to the hospital. 1216 01:21:22,662 --> 01:21:24,851 We'll talk about this later. 1217 01:22:24,445 --> 01:22:26,513 Tell me again, Bernie. 1218 01:22:26,618 --> 01:22:29,940 Tell me everything's gonna be okay. 1219 01:22:29,983 --> 01:22:32,781 Everything's gonna be fine. 1220 01:22:32,818 --> 01:22:35,052 This is our time. This is you and me... 1221 01:22:35,156 --> 01:22:36,451 and we're going for it. 1222 01:22:36,555 --> 01:22:38,955 Oh, my God. 1223 01:22:41,762 --> 01:22:43,625 Hey. 1224 01:22:43,730 --> 01:22:45,746 You look in the mirror, you don't like... 1225 01:22:45,850 --> 01:22:47,362 what you see, don't believe it. 1226 01:22:47,466 --> 01:22:49,431 Look in my eyes. 1227 01:22:49,535 --> 01:22:52,133 I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need. 1228 01:22:52,238 --> 01:22:55,002 You look into my eyes, Natalie. 1229 01:23:04,916 --> 01:23:07,886 Bernie, Bernie, wait, wait. 1230 01:23:07,919 --> 01:23:09,883 Your chart that first night-- 1231 01:23:09,988 --> 01:23:11,711 I wasn't being straight with you. 1232 01:23:11,815 --> 01:23:13,754 It is the worst chart I've ever seen. 1233 01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:16,057 There's nothing in the cards for you, I'm telling you. 1234 01:23:16,161 --> 01:23:19,130 No, don't you see? That was before. 1235 01:23:19,164 --> 01:23:20,656 That was before you opened up... 1236 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:21,529 your heart to me. 1237 01:23:21,633 --> 01:23:25,856 Everything's different now. I got Lady Luck on my side. 1238 01:23:25,869 --> 01:23:28,360 Nothing's gonna happen to me. 1239 01:23:28,405 --> 01:23:30,533 Wait. 1240 01:23:30,575 --> 01:23:33,543 Here. Look, I got $3,000 he paid me. 1241 01:23:33,577 --> 01:23:35,941 Maybe Shelly will take it as a down payment, 1242 01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:37,207 and we can pay in installments, 1243 01:23:37,311 --> 01:23:38,278 when we get settled, okay? 1244 01:23:38,382 --> 01:23:42,214 I don't think $3,000-- - Come on, take it, Bernie! 1245 01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:56,800 ...street vendors in your face. I walk... 1246 01:23:56,905 --> 01:23:58,264 up there, I'd want to shoot myself. 1247 01:23:58,368 --> 01:24:00,900 I suppose you'd like that freak show, huh, Harvard? 1248 01:24:01,004 --> 01:24:03,165 Yeah, I do. 1249 01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:05,624 It brings people downtown into... 1250 01:24:05,728 --> 01:24:08,700 the casino. That is good for business. 1251 01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:15,114 Oof! - Hey! 1252 01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:17,749 You lay another finger on her, I swear to God, I'll kill you. 1253 01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:21,607 Are you listening to me? I will fucking kill you. 1254 01:24:29,930 --> 01:24:32,365 Why, Shelly? 1255 01:24:34,935 --> 01:24:37,734 How could you do that to her? 1256 01:24:37,772 --> 01:24:40,504 Because I never let go of a good thing, Bernie, 1257 01:24:40,608 --> 01:24:43,475 and you are a very, very good thing. 1258 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:46,108 The best cooler there ever was and I need him back. 1259 01:24:46,212 --> 01:24:48,078 He ain't never coming back. 1260 01:24:48,182 --> 01:24:51,639 That is a dead man talking. 1261 01:24:54,722 --> 01:24:57,315 Shelly... 1262 01:24:59,192 --> 01:25:01,957 I'm done with this joint, Natalie and me. 1263 01:25:02,062 --> 01:25:05,194 We are out of here. I'll get a job out in the world. 1264 01:25:05,298 --> 01:25:07,430 I'll send you half my paycheck every month. 1265 01:25:07,534 --> 01:25:08,787 I'll make good on my commitment. 1266 01:25:08,891 --> 01:25:09,898 Bernie, if you bail on me, 1267 01:25:10,002 --> 01:25:11,232 they're gonna throw your fucking ass... 1268 01:25:11,336 --> 01:25:12,335 off the roof of this building... 1269 01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:14,919 snatch the broad, and throw her... 1270 01:25:15,024 --> 01:25:17,291 right the fuck on top of you. 1271 01:25:18,378 --> 01:25:21,744 I don't think so, 'cause if you whack me, 1272 01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:23,579 then Bernie Lootz ain't the biggest... 1273 01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:24,946 loser in the world no more. 1274 01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:28,451 That honor is gonna rest upon you, Shelly. 1275 01:25:28,487 --> 01:25:30,087 And maybe you had it all along. 1276 01:25:30,191 --> 01:25:30,884 I'm the loser? 1277 01:25:30,989 --> 01:25:33,387 What do you got, other than this joint? 1278 01:25:33,491 --> 01:25:35,657 What more do I need? - You got nothing. 1279 01:25:35,761 --> 01:25:39,491 This place-- your legacy, it's a mirage. 1280 01:25:39,530 --> 01:25:41,596 You turn your back, it don't even exist. 1281 01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:43,764 There's no night, there's no day, 1282 01:25:43,869 --> 01:25:47,469 it's just one big fucking blur and it don't count for nothing. 1283 01:25:47,573 --> 01:25:49,603 You believe this fucking guy? 1284 01:25:49,707 --> 01:25:51,772 I feel sorry for you, Shelly. 1285 01:25:51,876 --> 01:25:53,807 You're the worst kind of gambler there is, 1286 01:25:53,911 --> 01:25:56,010 too scared to throw his chips on the table. 1287 01:25:56,114 --> 01:25:58,845 Too scared to extend any real kind of friendship. 1288 01:25:58,949 --> 01:26:02,781 Always scared he's gonna end up out in the desert. 1289 01:26:02,786 --> 01:26:06,360 Well, sweet fucking dreams pal. 1290 01:26:06,465 --> 01:26:07,286 I'm out. 1291 01:26:07,391 --> 01:26:09,552 If that's where it ends, 1292 01:26:09,594 --> 01:26:12,153 that's where it ends. 1293 01:26:13,197 --> 01:26:14,961 Jesus Christ, that's such a fucking... 1294 01:26:15,065 --> 01:26:16,161 touching speech, Bernie. 1295 01:26:16,266 --> 01:26:18,197 All that Jimmy Stewart bullshit, 1296 01:26:18,301 --> 01:26:22,054 I got such a lump in my throat, I can't tell you. 1297 01:26:22,204 --> 01:26:24,336 But it doesn't change a thing. 1298 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:27,281 If you don't make good on my 150 G's, 1299 01:26:27,385 --> 01:26:29,966 I'm gonna close the books on you. 1300 01:26:30,580 --> 01:26:32,544 You and the broad. 1301 01:26:32,649 --> 01:26:34,912 You leave me no choice. 1302 01:27:02,478 --> 01:27:05,537 Change only. 1303 01:27:10,518 --> 01:27:12,816 Change. 1304 01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:17,456 $3,000. 1305 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,409 Yo, 11, pay the line. 1306 01:27:42,381 --> 01:27:44,713 Winner, seven. 1307 01:27:59,599 --> 01:28:02,260 Six easy. Easy way six. 1308 01:28:08,641 --> 01:28:11,302 Winner. Front line. 1309 01:28:27,725 --> 01:28:30,157 Hey, Shelly, take a look at number four. 1310 01:28:30,261 --> 01:28:33,196 Winner. 1311 01:28:41,672 --> 01:28:43,637 Okay, folks, we're coming out now. 1312 01:28:43,742 --> 01:28:46,539 Hold bets, curb checks, C&E is 11. 1313 01:28:53,983 --> 01:28:56,486 Come on, man, make me some money. 1314 01:28:58,187 --> 01:28:59,418 Winner, seven. 1315 01:28:59,522 --> 01:29:00,908 What the fuck is going on here? 1316 01:29:01,012 --> 01:29:01,887 Where have you been? 1317 01:29:01,991 --> 01:29:02,478 Not now. 1318 01:29:02,582 --> 01:29:04,822 Bullshit. Shut him down right now. 1319 01:29:04,926 --> 01:29:07,226 Shut him down or I will. - Not here. 1320 01:29:07,330 --> 01:29:09,594 Come take a walk with me. 1321 01:29:14,169 --> 01:29:15,709 What is your interest in this, Shelly? 1322 01:29:15,813 --> 01:29:16,935 Because you know what I see? 1323 01:29:17,039 --> 01:29:18,911 I see your guy taking us to the fucking... 1324 01:29:19,015 --> 01:29:20,704 cleaners, and I'll tell you one thing. 1325 01:29:20,809 --> 01:29:24,015 He's not leaving here with a fucking dime. 1326 01:29:31,652 --> 01:29:34,017 Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. 1327 01:29:34,121 --> 01:29:35,786 Lootz is all right, 1328 01:29:35,890 --> 01:29:36,852 so he's walking out of here... 1329 01:29:36,956 --> 01:29:38,222 with everything he's got coming to him. 1330 01:29:38,326 --> 01:29:39,827 If you so much as touch... 1331 01:29:39,932 --> 01:29:42,091 one fucking hair on his fucking head, 1332 01:29:42,195 --> 01:29:44,022 I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking... 1333 01:29:44,126 --> 01:29:45,429 bathroom with your fucking ass, 1334 01:29:45,533 --> 01:29:46,572 do you understand me? 1335 01:29:46,677 --> 01:29:48,599 Muted tones, isn't that what you said? 1336 01:29:48,704 --> 01:29:51,467 Huh? I can't hear you. 1337 01:29:51,504 --> 01:29:53,636 Wait, wait a minute. There it is. 1338 01:29:53,741 --> 01:29:57,107 Blended in, at a subsonic level, 1339 01:29:57,144 --> 01:29:59,270 like some kind of mantra, 1340 01:29:59,312 --> 01:30:02,577 'Pain, pain, pain.' 1341 01:30:09,322 --> 01:30:11,449 Please... 1342 01:30:16,096 --> 01:30:18,496 Come on, come on. 1343 01:30:18,530 --> 01:30:21,125 Big roll. Big roll, buddy. 1344 01:30:22,569 --> 01:30:25,366 Here we go, here we go. 1345 01:30:31,944 --> 01:30:34,212 He must be up over 100 grand! 1346 01:30:37,282 --> 01:30:41,412 Gray craps, line away. 1347 01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,898 Here we go. 1348 01:31:09,414 --> 01:31:11,311 Okay. 1349 01:31:11,416 --> 01:31:14,009 Hit it again. Come on. 1350 01:31:17,554 --> 01:31:19,639 Come on now. Come on. 1351 01:31:20,791 --> 01:31:24,784 12 craps. Line away. 12 craps. 1352 01:31:42,678 --> 01:31:45,647 What the fuck? Not all of it! 1353 01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,081 $80,000. 1354 01:31:48,117 --> 01:31:50,248 On the field? Is he fucking crazy? 1355 01:31:50,352 --> 01:31:53,377 Don't do it. 1356 01:32:22,682 --> 01:32:24,472 Thank you, God. Thank you, God. 1357 01:32:24,576 --> 01:32:25,415 Thank you, God. 1358 01:32:25,519 --> 01:32:27,749 It's all right, right? 1359 01:32:27,788 --> 01:32:29,600 You guys worked it out... 1360 01:32:29,705 --> 01:32:32,833 and he took the money? It's okay, right? 1361 01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:03,847 You want me to get that, Shelly? 1362 01:33:39,055 --> 01:33:39,816 Bernie? 1363 01:33:39,921 --> 01:33:43,356 Can you tell me what happened? 1364 01:33:45,129 --> 01:33:48,427 Yeah. Yeah. 1365 01:33:56,439 --> 01:33:59,272 Why-- why are we stopping, Bernie? 1366 01:33:59,310 --> 01:34:03,608 I think-- I think-- Oh, God damn. 1367 01:34:29,904 --> 01:34:32,339 What the fuck happened in there? 1368 01:34:38,747 --> 01:34:41,544 What? What? 1369 01:34:41,582 --> 01:34:43,846 What! - Look. Look. 1370 01:34:43,885 --> 01:34:46,284 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1371 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:48,585 Natalie, I won. I won. - Oh, my God! 1372 01:34:48,689 --> 01:34:50,853 How much!? How much!? - A lot. 1373 01:34:50,957 --> 01:34:53,323 Bahamas, here we come. 1374 01:34:59,032 --> 01:35:01,222 Step out of the car, please. 1375 01:35:03,638 --> 01:35:05,847 What's the problem, Officer? 1376 01:35:05,951 --> 01:35:08,564 Step out of the car, both of you. 1377 01:35:18,217 --> 01:35:21,346 Officer, my driving, it-- 1378 01:35:21,388 --> 01:35:24,786 I'm sorry if we were driving a little fast, we're a bit excited. 1379 01:35:24,890 --> 01:35:28,331 We won a shitload of money at the Shangri-La. 1380 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:31,454 You didn't win nothing. 1381 01:35:34,834 --> 01:35:39,031 Now both of you, turn around. Get down on your knees. 1382 01:35:39,071 --> 01:35:41,470 Now. 1383 01:35:43,976 --> 01:35:46,945 Jesus Christ, Bern, Jesus Christ. 1384 01:35:51,215 --> 01:35:53,947 The kid just wants you should know, Shelly, 1385 01:35:54,052 --> 01:35:56,450 he's just protecting our investment... 1386 01:35:56,554 --> 01:35:58,818 ...the old-school way. 1387 01:35:58,856 --> 01:36:01,202 I'll see you around, my friend. 1388 01:36:05,296 --> 01:36:08,231 I knew it was too good to be true. 1389 01:36:10,268 --> 01:36:12,828 Who were we kidding? 1390 01:37:01,217 --> 01:37:03,480 It's a drunk driver. 1391 01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:07,613 This is just-- this is just freaky luck. 1392 01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:09,850 It was freaky accident. 1393 01:37:30,611 --> 01:37:33,175 Gentlemen, I want to thank you for your vote of confidence. 1394 01:37:33,279 --> 01:37:35,811 As the new director of casino operations, 1395 01:37:35,915 --> 01:37:37,846 I want to make a personal guarantee... 1396 01:37:37,950 --> 01:37:39,515 to each and every one of you... 1397 01:37:39,650 --> 01:37:43,330 that your investment in the Golden Shangri-La will be well looked after. 1398 01:37:44,457 --> 01:37:46,789 The future looks very bright, gentlemen. 1399 01:37:46,893 --> 01:37:50,624 Very, very bright. 100694