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[Music] and perhaps I will have nothing more to

do with Maxine's son perhaps

and maybe I will stand by every word I told Judy

[Music] and Pagan's noble cause might benefit

from my film's Premiere or some other worthy charity

I haven't made up my mind yet incidentally

which one of you [ __ ] is my mother

I demand to know which one of you is pregnant

I resent that I don't know what you talking about

what in the hell are you talking about if you ever had a mother which I

seriously doubt it certainly wasn't one of us and you brought us here for this

which one of you is pregnant Maybe

and we got first Bender

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doesn't you look lovely [Applause]

forever [Applause]

I just don't like it that's all father worries about you why shouldn't I

work I think you should come home with us now look there's Pagan over there you

gotta meet Pagan don't you worry we'll meet him

that was done agreed with you Howard why not

what's it don't waste too much time in Florence

there are only so many statues one can look at

we're looking forward to Venice most of all

this Judy probably told you I'm not too happy about the idea we're really quite

capable of looking after ourselves Mr Hale of course they are see all three

young girls on their own dad we've already set a whole itinerary as part of

their education Howard where are they growing up oh would you excuse me one

moment

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congratulations darling and this is Selma whom I've been writing to go by

what'd you do glad to meet you on this auspicious occasion it's almost moved in

with me it's been so much help in the estate your grandfather left everything

on such a mess I don't know what I'd do without someone

do you think I ought to do something pleasant to the Headmaster unless you

can think of something unpleasant I think I've ever

well according to Mother's letters you're on a par with Albert's fighter

really she tends to exaggerate a little sometimes more than a little

I'm sorry I didn't congratulate you probably

congratulations

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wow that stuff with I can't say it was exactly gracious now when am I going to

meet all these marvelous friends of yours

there is still this one what am I gonna do with this

oh

bye-bye

bye

darling

be careful don't forget to write and don't pick up any hitchhikers

they'll make it if nothing else we're sensationalize we

are not lying we were acting what's the difference oh here's a turn off ah here

I hope there are no Village gossips said that we can trust them I mean those

people we're staying with five more months to go I wonder what there is to

do around here well a lot of exercising for one thing

[Music] that yeah

you have a perfect and beautiful and very loud daughter

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's already I hope she's not gonna be fat no it's perfect for her age

I wonder if she has Colin don't they

it's taking a long time

any luck they'll do it what did you say the same story that our boyfriends are

in Paris we can't bear to leave it never fails

dear Mom and Dad Salzburg is breathtaking it has a quality all its

own we want to add something about coming

home

said we'd be home for Christmas not yet we can't freeload off your aunt forever

and what about Elizabeth exactly

sooner we get started with our own lives the sooner she'll be with one of us

right and soon I'll be redecorating mansions for new voice and I'll be

finishing my first best self and pagoon will be

Pagan will be doing something brilliant and special absolutely

any suggestions you'll find something yes and I'll have the world right here

through thick and thin no no sick and scene

oh they're leaving we're just closing the envelopes

thank you so much your boyfriends are so lucky

tomorrow

[Music] thank you

[Music] Maya borrow pencil

unclenched shut up now

yeah Jimmy get in here you too Frank Dave

come on

I've always wanted to see hell break loose what do you think is going on

probably more about the Bay of Pigs mess

foreign just what do you do

don't you read your fashion tidbits in the Sunday magazine section

privately terrific you're on your way to a

Pulitzer would you have undoubtedly won three times twice a big deal

[Music] you didn't ask me what I'd do

[Music] all right

what do you do real estate news

now I believe the two pulitzers

hey what now can I interest you in a very

expensive lunch [Music]

apologize for the service it's usually better do me a favor don't take me for

any cheap lunches [Music]

[Music] don't adjust

I'm serious Tom the only reason they have me doing fashion is because of my

sex there are a lot of men who are more

interested in clothes styles than I am wow sort of man but they let them cover

Vietnam would they let me cover Vietnam I said what you want to be a famous War

correspondent temporarily

how about permanently

not looking for domestic Bliss if that's what you mean good

also for a long passionate affair you know someday

I'm gonna have a magazine of my own I'll buy that

it'll be for women but men will want to read it too because the feminine slant

won't be a second-class citizen do you know what I mean well look women are

beginning to wake up a lot of them don't go for that cooking and cleaning stuff

anymore do you know how many things women can do just as well as men and

they never get a chance to Name six the Supreme Court conducting a major

Symphony Orchestra umpiring the finals at Forest Hills

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I'm gonna have that magazine someday

[Music] maybe you'll want a partner

I'm an affair business with more pleasure

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hello

would you mind going around the back I can't seem to get the front door open

[Music] excuse me

the dust and thank you for not saying it's untied

I'm allergic to that too to all automatic and on genuine

expressions are feeling

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Ty paneling initials were carved by American and

German soldiers though I believe it was the Verma

commandant who used much of the furniture for firewood

there's also a Vineyard attached to the estate about 200 acre

equally neglected my family have allowed everything to deteriorate the business

the property and now it's all fallen on my shoulders

frankly I don't know where to begin well

any suggestion apart from burning the place down

well I think it has marvelous possibilities

you can't be serious

if you didn't think so why did you stand for me

I didn't send for you my aunt and your aunt are friends I think they use this

shamble to bring us together

we stood both our

thought necessarily [Music]

how many acres did you say about 200 there was a time when our champagne was

considered one of the best and now we aren't producing nearly

enough at the moment the average yield from an acre should be

about 5 600 liter oh you know a lot about champagne

business after all my family has lived here for centuries

I should mention that the family fortune has declined along with everything else

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I can give you an estimate in a few days I don't think it will be exorbitant

and I think it must be done then that leave the question of whether you wish

to do it definitely

if you go along with my ideas see

then I have to insist on one condition what's that

when we are together you don't scratch your head with a pencil

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oh excuse me

what are you doing here what are you doing in my room

where are my clothes

where are all my things

or grapefruit slices Watercress salad no dressing of course and then for the

entree I thought obesity is doing in my room I'm giving albertino the menu and

the Bloody menu I want those people out of there what people there are two fat

blubbers in my room where's Thelma Selma there must be some

mistakes some of us

so Mom Pagan says there's some people in her

room yes Mr Mrs Hutchinson he'll be here for two weeks not in my room they won't

the Whitesides extended their stay we're full up I had nowhere else to put them

but that's Peregrine's room she's had it since she was a child we're running a

business Millicent how often must I remind you and just where am I supposed

to go I've had your belongings taken to the

gardens Cottage but that hasn't been used for years it's being tidied up I'm

having a Divine bed put in a Divine bed you mean I won't have to sleep on the

floor it will only be for two weeks perhaps longer

I know why you're doing this maybe with nice curtains and a carpet it

could be quite cozy ask her why she's doing this well she's not explained

we're overbooked besides you're not here half the time you're always off to

London to parties and dances and when you are here you make no contribution

none at all

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned isn't that it

[Music] on Earth are you talking about she knows

what I'm talking about

your daughter's being crude and malicious as usual

I want my room back I'm afraid that's impossible for the time being I want it

now I'm sorry how can you let her do it don't you see

what she's doing you've let her take over you're just her her flunky

your mother has made me her partner legally

she deserved it dear she literally saved us from bankruptcy

health farm was her idea and I worked night and day to make it

succeed while you've been playing

either she goes or I do

but I couldn't run this place without Selma

I couldn't begin to

thank you mother [Music]

pay them

pagan why don't you telephone Uncle Harold he

loves you to visit and it's as good this week you always enjoy ascot

[Music] oh dear

have you done the dinner menu [Music]

thank you

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cash again oh I found cash makes most things so much simpler don't you

I've forwarded as usual will you also include a request for more snapshots of

the child at least three more

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Elizabeth

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thank you foreign

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yes I have a rather nice Philly running in it I've named her the queen of China

do you think she'll win

I think she has an excellent chance

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[Applause]

I must see you tonight

[Music] your dancing is improved it remains a

minor accomplishment or should I say a preamble to more important things

my hotel is nearby you've seen one Royal Suite you've seen

them all okay I ask you most time

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[Music] didn't you say it was nearby a few

blocks let's walk it's such a lovely evening

why not

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they insist that we use the car an evening stroll is romantic being

driven to a man's hotel is not simply cutting out their instructions there was

an attempt on the life of one of our ambassadors last month

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I'm afraid it's an order you've forgotten I don't take orders

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as you said it is a beautiful evening [Music]

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well you're a bit early

you're all right you look pale I'm all right

well those might put a bit of color in your cheeks

they came just after you left there's a card

I hope you don't mind my reading it I just wanted to know who they were from

it doesn't matter pretty steamy stuff especially coming

from a prince whom I'll never see again well judging

by what he wrote If you don't it'll be your own Silly fault

and what was all that about as if you didn't know

what a champagne house tried to do is produce a wine that is always the same

quality and taste the only way this consistency can be acquired is by

blending and this is my blender the reputation of my firm depend on his

palate his eye knows

I agree

the first bottling usually takes place sometime after April after April yes

after April

then we add a little cane sugar to begin the second fermentation

this way

[Music] fermentation is when the champagne

acquires its Sparkle this fermentation built up to an explosive pressure of gas

so a good cook is vital

the solar flow is cold you shouldn't have left your coat in the car as you

see I didn't exaggerate thank you please come this way

the deterioration is Shameless I shall have to work night and day to rebuild to

modernize my paternal grandfather

the black sheep of the family for some strange reason he prefer hard

work to pleasure still

it got him a statue true but I'd never yet seen a statue that

looked very happy the bottle I left in the cellar for a

year maybe two so that the sediment from the wine can drain down slowly onto the

cork the cork yes

was Dom perignon's brilliant idea to seal the bottle with a cork to stop the

gas escaping then there's the

reason why I should be the liqueur is increased accordingly

extra dry dry Demi do and do which is disgustingly sweet and will

never be served at our table

of course

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yeah you haven't seen this bear you must see

this thank you

[Music] take them off no

no here Charles [Music]

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[Applause]

[Music] thank you

Charles it's magnificent how did you do it I didn't mean my wife did where is

shiana's need her she says somewhere I'll find him

[Music] congratulations thank you

how she managed all this and snaring you and getting pregnant all at the same

time Maxine is a manifested young woman you should have seen me in my Prime but

you're still in your Prime oh of course it just doesn't show anymore I disagree

oh well in that case he's an affair with one's aren't considered incestuous only

if one's wife is six months pregnant oh by the way where is she where is she

hiding she has two of her old school friends visiting her I think she must be

with them no I love this one

please we've got to get caught uh from any angle she's beautiful I'm brilliant

and special adore being here yes

in time

what does that mean I mean I need a little time why you're

the first one with the husband the first one with a home Fantastical we agreed on

it the first one who got on her feet but I'm not on my feet

and I underestimate the cost of the redecoration and child champagne

business is a mess and I have to help him and I need time

besides I don't know how he would take it well there's one way to find out

you're not to tell him don't upset her while she's preggers

anyway I don't see you sending for her Judy

let's see oh wait a mom and Dunning I say one more year maximum right and

that's it

here all right darling come in

I'm sorry to break this up not to [Music]

not Thailand really

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[Applause]

you might be interested in power to fly now eight companies along this bridge

when can I get up there I'm afraid that's impossible Lieutenant I didn't

come all this way to look at Maps I want to see what's going on how come Sarah

may say you've been awake say that if I weren't a woman

are you calling me a male chauvinist no sir I'm calling you a lousy bigot

[Music] don't worry Julie we're protect you yeah

who's gonna protect her from us good question all right enough I like it I

like it

watch it I thought you wanted to get the feel of combat

what time you get the

problem I like that one no way Rick take her back to base

what the hell for get smart enough kids

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kill rape is over [Music]

come on I can't [Music]

thank you [Music]

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first pass the almond tree you're on

[Music]

ah all right

[Music] I thought this was the sport of King

your horse was carrying far less weight no excuses you owe me another oil well

all right but next time I choose our months

come on

giddy up get up

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oh come on

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Bravo

I hope one of you is an Osteopath I'll have my oil well back now thank you

[Music]

you are not impressed

when you've seen one Oasis you've seen them all

I thought it only right to reward the loser the very sore loser

I'm sorry about that at least now you know the difference between camels and

horses and it was a way for us to be alone what

about the nomads

the nomads the nomads have their instructions

we're here for us in three hours three hours

I'm sure we'll manage to pass the time somehow

for example I could tell you of my plans for Reclamation of the desert

it's what I said so amusing no it's just that

it's all so straight out of an old silent film with

one major difference I believe they were quite heavily

censored

you were going to tell me about your Reclamation plans

I think that I should make a confession instead oh good I love confessions

do you remember our first encounter how I boasted of all my experiences of

making love at all the lessons you'd have but the part about the lessons was

true until I met a certain headstrong English

girl there had been only Theory

then you had a very good teacher except he didn't tell me that my first

love would be Everlasting are you certain it will be

aren't you

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are jealous of you exactly because they have only one mother and you have two

Angelina and who else it's a secret

why the reason why

why can't you tell me because we don't know either

all we know is that she's very beautiful and very kind and thinking about you

always in one day soon she's going to come for you when

how soon [Music]

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across the desert with your Rudolph Valentino spare a thought for this out

of work hard-working girl

yes I've quit my job and I'm devoting my time to the book I think some of it's

good and some of it stinks

[Music] but I'll make my Publisher's deadline

and I haven't forgotten the other date we set

by then the book should be out in a Smash Hit

I hope [Music]

Dear Judy the baby is wonderful Charles is

wonderful life is wonderful I tried dropping a hint about Alexander

having a sister but Charles just thought I wanted to get

pregnant again never mind

at the right time I shall make it clear

but first we must get our business on its feet

Charles has been working very hard at it and I'm trying to help

after living like a queen it's going to be rather difficult becoming a commoner

again but of course there's always a chance

that I won't have to in the palace we're not allowed to be

together in the biblical sense I can't wait to spend a whole night with

him [Music]

I haven't met my possible future father-in-law yet

not that he's avoiding me just seriously ill

but there's a State ball tonight big occasion and he's supposed to be there

incidentally there are 68 rooms here that should be enough space for a

certain young lady to frolick him foreign

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thank you

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jelly don't be silly he's only my father [Music]

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thank you your majesty I trust your stay in the palace has been

pleasurable

yes very and that you have not misinterpreted any

gestures of hospitality

I'm not sure I know what you mean your majesty

I'm sure you do

kings are not allowed to die quietly Miss trelawny

my country has unfriendly Neighbors anxious to exploit any time of

transition and there are other enemies within who

would do the same my sons

ascended to the throne must be made with the minimum of turbulence

[Music] why are you telling me this

they make a Charming couple

[Music]

[Music] who is she

princess Sarah of one of our unfriendly neighboring

Nations my son's marriage to her will be a

consolidating influence [Music]

does your son have nothing to say about this

unfortunately for you he hasn't

[Music] we had a king who gave up his throne for

the woman he loved I know that merely emphasizes a

difference between you us

[Music] hmm

[Music] my brother's in trouble again

serious trouble let's get him out of Hungary what does he say

oh situation is getting worse it's been questioned the things they're watching

him what can we do

Felix

oh let's see now

very nice very nice what do you mean very nice

this is marvelous look I like that one even more

Elizabeth you remember I told you about my brother you know your uncle Carl in

Budapest we're gonna see him and bring him back here to live with us

how does it feel somewhere between great and glorious I

think it calls for a celebration lunch on me

who's arguing cozy huh what else

is there anyone ever tell you you're a great cook no I can see why

would you like some relish you got any relish look in the fridge skip the

relish how is it

almost as good as your left shoulder

hundreds thousands so what's my opinion against those

you know I'm really gonna hate leaving this dump

and don't the hell with appearances it isn't that

I'm going to need a two-bedroom apartment

in the East 60s or four even if I'm moving we won't need two bedrooms I'm

going to have a permanent house guest anybody I know no a man no

you want to tell me about it not now

don't forget the big dream well I've been hearing for years is the magazine

the magazine now you're hot and you get all the

backing you want and suddenly there's a mystery guest

well can I have both sure one at a time is a thing called priorities

cited on a name for the suspense is killing

lace lace lace

what's wrong well they accepted sort of uh Legacy

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all the soldiers have guns look

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oh [Music]

all right

[Music] everybody

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we're getting here okay

thank you

[Music] some things going on there are special

police

turn around it's impossible to see us

they are searching every girl full of quickly

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[Music] hide and seek

this way

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we shouldn't have worked a child come on come on Flex

let's go rolly

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acrylic

no Feel It Felix

hold on to me save the child

friend

[Music] Angelina please don't be hurt

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Angelina please [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

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I'd better hold it in trust as you see our last draft was returned

I don't understand if they've gone on holiday

shall I make inquiries it all means

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[Music] thank you

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the passing of a great man

please let me go in that is not possible please

Abdullah what

please I must be with him not only is his majesty overwhelmed by

his personal loss [Music]

his majesty is most grateful for your compassion

Abdullah

Abdullah please [Music]

he has requested that you be assured of all safety and comfort during your

departure from our country he also extends his deep affection

and wishes you Eternal happiness

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up up down here

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I've tried everything she won't see a doctor she won't see any

of her friends here that's why I thought perhaps you you've always been so close

where is she she could have had her own room back but she insisted on The

Gardener's Cottage we tried to make it cheerful and cool we'll see just tell me

what it is near the main gate one of my staff will show you no never mind I'll

find it Maxine

she drinks ever since she came back from the Middle

East she drinks a great deal

my mother sent for you didn't she yes

she should mind her own business this is her business

and mine same as at school

still to have to tidy up after you you don't expect Elizabeth to live in

this mess Elizabeth

I was going to send for her next month but I think she'll be happier here

what is this Psychotherapy for poor pagan

yes thanks but I don't need it

all right he married someone else

so what are you going to do wallow in self-pity for the rest of your life

besides we made a pact about Elizabeth remember I can't look after a child

you can and you will as soon as you come back from New York

I'm not going to New York I told Judy I wouldn't be there in her opening

so you lied

you're just

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five times just an old sweet stockings

Georgia on My Mind

[Music] yes Georgia

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Joy of joy

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seconds

[Music] you said you weren't coming

so I lied

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did you do [Music]

well however did you come up with a name I think it's perfect playing so do I and

so do I

Pagan trelawny Maxine de chazal the first one is one of yours Pagan one

of my what say something British [Music]

how do you do you see now where's Charles I haven't had a chance to say

hello to Charles yet oh he's there somewhere

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I haven't got a drink it's got some soda

Maxine says if you drink from the same glass you share your dreams

share mine

thanks

I can't hear you [Music]

just a minute

[Music] hi Tom Schwartz

[Music] Maxine can you hear me yes we can

darling is Judy and Pagan now with you we're all here and Hortons and we wish

you were

oh listen my darlies oh you must be very strong

you must give each other strikes

that's been the most terrible accident

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[Music] it was an accident

no we killed her all of us

I need a drink

[Music] anybody else

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I can I wish I wanted to

why not it would go along with the rest of the

ACT we've been putting on for six years as soon as I can manage as soon as I'm

established in my great important career

all right let's be honest

a six-year-old girl was killed none of us knew her none of us really

wanted to know her no that's not true hell it isn't shut up

I think if we say any more we'll regret it

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there's anything more to be said

my face

[Music] I know it's hardly the place to talk

shots would you like to take me back to my hotel certainly right now something

wrong

[Music] your job

what's that one of your earlier efforts

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[Music] sexy

[Music] Maxine

can we drop you ah thank you no I'd rather walk

never mind we're masochists

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there was a child but she's dead she was killed in a motor

accident no she wasn't she was put in a detention camp

she was six years old and it was almost 10 years before she escaped 10 years

do you know how many floors and toilets she scrubbed how many Filthy Hands

poured her it was an official confirmation of the accident they lied

just as you're lying now nobody's lying now we're trying to straighten this out

oh sure all you care about is the truth

you're like expected oh what I hoped

stupid me I thought one of you would stand up and

hold out her arms to me and called me Elizabeth

and say how can I ever make this up to you Elizabeth

yes stupid me

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why should we believe you exactly you haven't exactly behaved like a

long-lost daughter who had reason to believe that one of us

was your mother why didn't you just come to us instead of bringing us together

like this carrying out some warped Vendetta against all of us because

you're all too blame you and your secret packed and school girl honor I wanted to

make each of you suffer well you've done that

are you happy now what else do you want

still no open arms still so afraid

the successful countess concerned about her position in society

and the famous writer and editor is worried about her image no

she's learned that you will do anything for publicity and she's wondering what

your angle is this time

and the elegant lady Swan with her do-gooder causes she hides in a bottle

why all the hiding hiding because it was an illegitimate

child no it's who the child is who wants to

claim Lily right or to every man naked in front of the whole world who wants a

porno Queen for a daughter you're being ridiculous you can't just throw

something like this at us and expect us to accept it not after behaving so

viciously

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still sticking together

I'm impressed [Music]

it would be so easy for two of you to save your fancy skins

all you have to do is point a finger [Music]

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no [Music]

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what fine characters were molded in that expensive School

but I wonder would you still make your denials if I

were respectable what you call respectable what you are has nothing to

do with it not much suppose Lily was a concert pianist

or a woman of society or even a nice Suburban housewife

then what then there would be tears and apologies

and appeals for forgiveness but not a single tear

no Pagan suffers for the sick and Judy

weeps over dead soldiers and vaccine cries for her son but not a tear for

Lily and you know what

I don't care not a damn I know you now each of you I know who you are and what

kind of women you are and none of you is good enough to be my mother

get out

oh don't worry you can eat out what you came for print your interviews with me

Judy I'll back up every word and Pagan your Cancer Society will have

the benefit premiere of my film and don't worry I have nothing more to do

with your little boy just get out

I was born in Chateau de Switzerland I was born on November 17 1960.

60 the doctor's name was jeunesse I was raised by Angelina and Felix Dasa

until they were murdered

they always told me that my real mother would come for me so

she never did [Music]

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[Music] a human need to stop me about a lady in

the door oh yes

I suppose it's possible anything's possible

why didn't one of us say so you want something else no thanks could

we have a different song please something cheerful we're celebrating

congratulations [Music]

[Music] sick and sin

to whatever we're celebrating

she wasn't killed she survived she's alive

sure that's why we all look so happy

what's so funny

just thinking of Charles face if I've told him

[ __ ] to the world what about the Royal members of our

cancer committee can you imagine what the Gossip Girl

oh

would someone please tell me what we're laughing about

[Laughter] I guess we're too ashamed to cry

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all right look I'll say it

we all know she was telling the truth in no uncertain terms

including the part about us not being good enough for her

[Music] she really laid into US didn't she

what do you expect she takes after her mother

she's better than her mother she's better than all her mothers no argument

well at least it brought us together again oh I missed you I really did

forget about us what are we gonna do about her

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remember how we used to take a vote

no not this time

[Music] I think

the group motherhood bit is over

I think this time

Elizabeth's real mother is all on her own

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yes this is the hotel management I apologize

for disturbing you I asked not to be

apparently there's some woman tell her to go away

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allowed her to go up without insulting me is that all right

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thank you [Music]

yes

no do nothing

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thank you foreign

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