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Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors
as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank
Sutton as Sergeant Carter.
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Hemsley!
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Yes, sir! What
does that sign say?
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Mess hall, sir!
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And what do we use a
mess hall for, Hemsley?
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Eating, sir! That's right!
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And that's the
only place we eat!
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We don't eat on the grounds!
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We don't eat in the quarters!
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We eat in the mess hall!
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And we don't take
any food out of there!
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Get rid of it! Yes, sir!
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And we don't waste
food, do we, Hemsley?
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No, sir!
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Will you remember that?
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Yes, sir!
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Move it!
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Pyle!
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You know what, Pyle?
I think you're gettin' fat!
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Well, sir, they do
feed good in there.
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I mean, that's real town eatin'.
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What are you, some
kind of chowhound?
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Pull in that gut. Yes, sir.
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I said pull in that
gut! Pull in that gut!
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You know, gut-pullin'-in is
one of my biggest weaknesses.
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I know I'll get the
hang of it, though.
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I've made up my mind to it.
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Gut-pullin'-in. Yes, sir.
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How many times did you
go through that chow line?
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Twice, sir. What
are you trying to do?
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You got a lot of fat
between your ears,
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now you're trying to match
it up further down? Is that it?
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Well, sir, I guess I'm just
one of them unlucky people.
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Take after my mama's
side of the family. Huh?
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Well, on my mama's
side of the family,
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every blessed thing
they eat turns right into fat,
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but on my daddy's
side, it's just the opposite.
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They can eat and eat and eat,
and it don't hardly ever show.
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Pyle. Used to make
my mama so mad.
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She'd say to daddy, "How
come you can eat and eat and eat
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"and it don't hardly ever show,
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"and I can eat just a
little bit and it just..."
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Stow it!
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Now, let's watch it!
Cut down on the spuds!
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That's another thing.
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Daddy could eat all
the taters he wanted to,
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but mama would just eat
one tater... Knock it off!
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Now, move out! Yes, sir.
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Pull it in, pull it in!
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That's another thing. Mama
used to try to pull it in and...
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Get outta here! Go, go, go!
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Hey, Joey.
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I brought you somethin' to eat.
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See here. I got some
little, boiled taters
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and some... some weenies
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and some bread, a
little cartoon of milk.
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That was cold
sittin' up against me.
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That's... That's real
swell of you, Gomer.
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Go on and eat it fast before
the Sergeant comes back.
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I can't.
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Y-You're a real goombah,
but... Thanks, I can't.
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But you gotta eat somethin'.
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You'll just knot up
inside if you don't.
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That's what happens
when you don't eat.
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You just get all knotted up
inside. Here, eat somethin'.
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It's no use! I just
don't feel like eatin'!
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Look, I know you was taking a
big chance sneaking this stuff out,
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and... and I appreciate
it. You know what I mean?
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But I just can't!
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Come on, Joey, you
gotta stop mopin'.
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She's gonna write
to you any day now.
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You'll see, there's
gonna be a letter.
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Of all the dumb, idiotic things,
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I have to have a
fight with my girl
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just before I leave
for boot camp.
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She'll write to you any
day now. You'll see.
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When? When, already?
It's two weeks, and nothing!
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Joey, you gotta quit hittin'
yourself in the head like that.
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You gonna make yourself loopy.
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Why won't she write, huh,
Gomer? Why won't she write?
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I imagine it's 'cause what
you said to her mama.
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You oughtn't have told her
mama to go jump in the lake.
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Why not, huh? Why not?
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Me and Rosemary were all for
gettin' married on my first leave,
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and then her mother... Oh, her
mother! You know what she says?
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She says, "What's the rush?
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"Let's make sure first he doesn't
get a dishonorable discharge."
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So I tell her to go
jump in the lake.
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Now, the old lady gets mad,
Rosey gets mad, I get mad,
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and here I am with no letters!
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You oughtn't said that.
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Joey, you gotta quit doin' that.
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Sergeant Carter's
on his way, you guys.
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Ten-hut!
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All you people listen up!
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Tomorrow being Sunday,
it's a day of recreation!
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Does that make you people happy?
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Yes, sir.
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Then look happy!
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What's the matter?
Aren't you happy here?
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Yes, sir!
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Well, let's hear it!
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We're happy, sir.
I can't hear you!
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We're happy, sir! Okay!
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Tomorrow will be
a recreation day
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for all of you, except one.
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I need one of you people
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to air some mattresses out back.
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Now, who needs
a little exercise?
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Who is a chowhound
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that needs to work
off a little extra lard?
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What time, sir?
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Believe me, Miss
Cassanetti, I sympathize,
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but our regulations in this
connection are very specific.
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Recruits are not
permitted visitors
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until they have completed
four weeks of training.
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Private Lombardi has
not been here that long.
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But can't I see
him for a minute?
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I came such a long
way, and it's Sunday.
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I'm very sorry,
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but if we start making
exceptions there'll be no end to it.
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Why don't you write to him?
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Well, up until last night, my
mother wouldn't even let me do that.
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But I finally showed her
where she was wrong,
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and I rushed right over here.
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Can't I see him? I gotta
tell him everything's all right.
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I really would like to help
you. I hope you'll understand.
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Well, thanks anyway.
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Today, being Sunday,
is a day of recreation!
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I wanna see every one
of you people participating
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and having fun!
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I don't wanna catch
anybody not having fun!
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Is that clear?
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Yes, sir!
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What are you going to have?
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Fun, sir! Fall out!
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What's the matter with
you? Can I be excused, sir?
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I don't feel too good, sir.
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You don't feel too good, where?
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My stomach, sir.
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You mean you don't
want to get out there
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with the rest of those
people and have fun?
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No, sir. If you don't mind, sir.
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Well, I do mind!
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So next Sunday, you
be out there and have fun.
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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Hey, ma'am.
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Hello.
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Are you waitin' on
somebody? Well, kind of.
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I was hoping I'd catch a glimpse of
my boyfriend. He's stationed here.
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Oh, but it's such a big
place, and there's so many.
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I'll never find him.
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Well, who is your boyfriend,
ma'am? If I ain't bein' too personal.
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Maybe I know him.
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I sure doubt it.
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His name's Lombardi.
Joey Lombardi.
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Joey Lombardi? Do I know him!
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Why, Joey and me is buddies!
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You don't mean it! I sure do!
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Why, he sleeps in the bed
right next to me. I mean "bunk."
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You don't ever say
"bed" down here.
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Don't ever let a Drill
Instructor hear you say
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"bed" or "floor."
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It's a "bunk" and
the floor is "deck"
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and the wall is "bulkhead."
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Betcha don't know
what they call a door.
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A "hatch."
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Tell me about Joey.
You really know him?
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I sure do. Imagine
runnin' into you like this.
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Hey, you got to be Rosemary.
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That's right.
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Well, would you pay attention
to this! It's like they say.
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It's a little bitty
world, ain't it?
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Pleased to meet you,
ma'am. I'm Gomer Pyle.
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Hello, Gomer. Joey
told you about me?
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About all there is to tell.
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Gomer, how is he?
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Well, he mopes around a lot, and
he don't eat much, and he don't sleep,
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and he hits hisself
in the head a lot.
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Other than that,
though, he's just fine.
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Poor Joey.
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Gosh, he's gonna be
so tickled to see you,
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he ain't gonna quit
grinnin' for a month.
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But I can't see him!
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Huh? Why not?
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Oh, well, I don't have
permission. You see, I was...
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Well, you got my permission.
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You come all this way
to see your loved one
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and not see him.
Why, that'd be cruel.
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Come on, I'm gonna
take you to your loved one.
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Why, that'd be a
terrible disappointment,
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if you didn't get to
see your loved one.
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You just come on with me.
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Hey, Joey.
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Hey, Gomer.
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Joey?
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Rosey?
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Rosey! Oh, Rosey! Oh, Joey.
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That's who it is, all right. It's
Rosemary, your loved one.
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I missed you so much, baby.
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Oh, Joey.
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Oh, Rosey.
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What are you cryin' for? You ain't supposed
to do that. You're supposed to be happy.
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You're supposed to be happy.
You ain't supposed to do that.
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Oh, Joey. Gosh! What
do you folks do at funerals?
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Oh, baby.
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Gomer says you're not eating.
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Why don't you eat,
Joey? You'll get sick.
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I couldn't eat, I
couldn't sleep. Nothing!
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Oh, but everything's
gonna be okay now.
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Hey, hey. That was
real nice of the Colonel
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to give you permission
to come see me.
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But what are you
doing back here?
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They don't allow anybody
back here, especially women.
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I didn't, Joey. I didn't get
permission from the Colonel.
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No? Well, who gave
you permission? Him.
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Him? Me.
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He brought you in here?
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What's the matter? Joey,
are you gonna get in trouble?
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What's going on? Who's this?
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Hey, fellers. This is
Rosemary, Joey's girl.
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She's his loved one.
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Say "hey" to the
fellers, Miss Rosemary.
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Hey.
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Hi, Rosemary.
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Are you guys nuts? Standing
around with the introductions!
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There's a civilian back here.
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And a female civilian! I know,
I know. We were just going!
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What are you worried about,
Duke? It's my girl and my problem!
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Oh, no, it isn't, buster.
It's everybody's problem!
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They find her back here and we
all get the boom lowered on us!
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All right, all right. Look, we'll
take her out the way she came in!
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Well, how'd she come in
here, anyway? I brung her.
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You brung... Gomer,
what's the matter with you,
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sneaking a dame in the barracks?
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We didn't sneak. I was
bringin' in some mattresses,
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and Miss Rosemary just
come along right beside us.
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Oh, Gomer, you sneaked
her in behind a mattress?
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We didn't sneak!
Okay, you didn't sneak!
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Don't care much
for that expression.
243
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,169
Oh, boys, I'm so sorry. I'm
gonna get you all in trouble.
244
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,800
No, you're not, Miss Rosemary.
Now, don't you fret none.
245
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,707
Hey, guys, think of something
quick! Here comes the Sergeant!
246
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,613
We didn't sneak.
247
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:40,052
What'll we do?
Get under the bunk!
248
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:41,954
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
249
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,138
I really think we ought to
tell the Sergeant the truth.
250
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:50,051
Ten-hut!
251
00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:53,087
Don't.
252
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,725
Well, did you people
have your recreation?
253
00:12:57,794 --> 00:13:00,695
Yes, sir! And did you have fun?
254
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,730
Yes, sir!
255
00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:05,233
Did you finish with
that mattress detail?
256
00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:08,014
Yes, sir. And I
had fun, too, sir.
257
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,038
What?
258
00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,819
It was just the recreation I
needed for a lazy Sunday afternoon.
259
00:13:12,843 --> 00:13:15,543
Well, that's just
dandy. Maybe I...
260
00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:20,849
Who is using perfumed soap?
261
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:28,055
All right, who's using
fancy shaving lotion?
262
00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:32,343
Now, look. There's one thing
you people have a right to know!
263
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,813
And that is, my nose don't lie!
264
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,216
Whatever it is, get rid of it!
265
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:42,052
You expect to be Marines?
You better smell like 'em!
266
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,189
And that ain't a Marine
smell! Is that clear?
267
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,458
Yes, sir! All right!
268
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,505
Okay!
269
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,119
He's gotta get rid of her.
270
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,243
Hold it! Hold it! Gomer,
go get a mattress.
271
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,688
Huh? Hurry up! Get the mattress!
272
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,279
Let's go. Hurry.
273
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,758
Gomer sneaked her
in behind a mattress.
274
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,127
It oughta work the
same way going out.
275
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,628
Come on, Gomer. Sneak
her out the same way.
276
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,719
It wasn't sneakin'.
277
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,354
Okay. Okay. All
right... I don't sneak.
278
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,635
All right. The rest of us
better stay here and lay low,
279
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,158
so we don't attract
any attention.
280
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,455
Oh, Joey. I'm so sorry
for making all this trouble.
281
00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:26,008
Come on, come on. Now, Gomer,
keep her hidden behind that mattress!
282
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,344
Keep her hidden! Gung-ho.
283
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,168
That means, "Everybody
workin' together."
284
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,536
Go! Go!
285
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,004
Goodbye, Rosey.
286
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,229
Good afternoon, sir. What
are you doing, Private?
287
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,131
Mattress detail, sir.
288
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,500
On Sunday?
289
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,519
Yes, sir. Sergeant said I
need to work off some lard.
290
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,589
Carry on. Yes, sir.
291
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,924
Go ahead.
292
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,710
I think we can go now, Rosemary.
293
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,147
I don't think it
would hurt, anyways.
294
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,618
Rosemary?
295
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,953
Rosemary?
296
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,325
Pyle!
297
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,296
I thought you finished
this mattress detail.
298
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,109
Yes, sir. I did, sir.
299
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,699
But not quite, sir. No, sir.
300
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,003
Well, finish it! Get those
mattresses back on the double!
301
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,338
Yes, sir.
302
00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:44,318
Pyle...
303
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:47,905
Gomer Pyle?
304
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,129
Stay right where you are.
305
00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:58,299
Don't move. Don't go no place.
306
00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,967
Just stay right there.
307
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,883
Gomer, where did she
go? Where did she go?
308
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:06,151
What do you mean you lost her!
309
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:07,853
Where were you when
the officer showed up?
310
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:10,155
Well, I was somewhere
near Sergeant Carter's hut.
311
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:11,779
Oh, no!
312
00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:13,592
Oh, she wouldn't
have gone in there.
313
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,982
Hey, you guys!
314
00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:17,091
Here he comes, with
murder in his eye!
315
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,886
This is it, fellas! Zero hour!
316
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,421
Ten-hut!
317
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,026
Why?
318
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,697
Just one thing. Why?
319
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:32,144
Sir... What are you
trying to do to me?
320
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,001
You wanna destroy
me, is that it?
321
00:17:34,069 --> 00:17:36,671
Sir... Sixteen years
in the Marine Corps.
322
00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:40,574
Sir... Five Good Conduct
Medals, cited for bravery in Korea,
323
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,242
three Honor Platoons in a row.
324
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,946
Sir... Sixteen years of
working hard, sacrificing,
325
00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:49,817
trying to make good. Sixteen years
to get to the top of my profession,
326
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,852
and you gotta foul
the whole thing up
327
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:54,121
by stashing a dame in my locker!
328
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,023
But I didn't... Pyle!
329
00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:59,527
Do you have any idea
what they'll do with me
330
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:03,263
if they find a dame stashed
in a Drill Instructor's locker?
331
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,766
Do you know the best
that can happen to me?
332
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,669
If I'm lucky, I'll go
to Leavenworth!
333
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:12,272
You see, that's in Kansas,
not too far from my hometown!
334
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,936
Sir... What do you want?
335
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,200
Sir, the girl in your locker
happens to be my girl.
336
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,074
Gomer was just trying
to get her off the base.
337
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,209
It's all my fault that Gomer...
338
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,743
No, it's not your fault, Joey.
339
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,312
I'm the one that
brought her on to here.
340
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,113
But she's my girl and
she came here to see...
341
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,248
But I told her that she
could come on here...
342
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,782
Gomer, she wouldn't
have come if it were...
343
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,046
You never would...
Knock it off! Both of you!
344
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,210
Let me think.
345
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,479
Sir, if I may suggest,
346
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,249
the best way is always
the easy, direct way.
347
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,961
Why don't I go up
to Colonel and say,
348
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,018
"Colonel, we got this problem.
349
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,927
"You see, we got this young
lady in Sergeant Carter..."
350
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,991
Don't you say anything.
351
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:52,296
Don't move, don't
talk, don't even breathe.
352
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,633
But it's my responsibility.
It was your responsibility.
353
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,168
But now it's on my
back. Do you understand?
354
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,837
It's now my
responsibility! Mine!
355
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,240
You, I'll take care of later!
356
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,176
Right now, we gotta get
that girl out of here and fast!
357
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,913
I got it.
358
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,550
We leave her in the locker.
That's how we get her out.
359
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,952
We walk her out, locker and all.
360
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,900
Now, that's sneaky.
What I done wasn't sneaky.
361
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,391
Knock it off!
362
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,942
Easy, easy. That's
my girl in there.
363
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,933
Yeah. Don't jangle
his loved one.
364
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,789
All right, let's go.
This way, this way.
365
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,107
Good afternoon, sir.
366
00:19:53,176 --> 00:19:55,221
Good afternoon. What
have we got here, Sergeant?
367
00:19:55,245 --> 00:19:58,812
Personal locker. A little,
uh, paint and repair, sir.
368
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:02,082
Yes, sir. A little repair
job and some paint.
369
00:20:02,151 --> 00:20:04,129
Looks like they did a good job.
370
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:06,953
Here, I'll hold
the door for you.
371
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,390
Thank you, sir.
372
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,987
Hold it, hold it! You
got her upside down!
373
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,370
Rosey, are you all right?
374
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,519
I-I'm all right.
375
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,779
Sergeant?
376
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:52,127
I'm sorry your locker
idea didn't work.
377
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,551
Pyle...
378
00:20:56,389 --> 00:21:00,023
I may only get
chewed out for this.
379
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,526
Then again, I might
lose my stripes
380
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,129
and get busted down
to a buck private.
381
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,067
I might even get sent to
the brig for... Who knows?
382
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,870
Say, a month, a year.
383
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,176
But one day, they'll let me out.
384
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,279
And when they do,
385
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,549
I'm going to look for you.
386
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,121
I'm going to look and look
387
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,922
until I find you.
388
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,958
Because I'll find you.
389
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,629
And when I find you,
390
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,797
I'm not gonna
kill you right away.
391
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,534
Not right away.
392
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:49,039
But, sir... First, I gotta figure
out how I'm going to kill you.
393
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,542
Oh, it might be
by strangulation.
394
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,855
Or it might be... Sir.
395
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,974
You've got every
right to feel that way.
396
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:57,798
This whole thing's my fault.
397
00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,100
I thought I was
helpin' out a buddy,
398
00:22:00,169 --> 00:22:02,670
and I never expected
to get you into trouble.
399
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,788
I just feel terrible.
400
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,324
Do you really? Oh, yes, sir.
401
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:14,498
No, not yet, not yet.
402
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,411
Sir, what I wanted to say is,
403
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,103
I got this idea of how to get
Miss Rosemary out of here,
404
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,570
and I'm sure it'll work.
405
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,873
You are, huh?
406
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,862
I promise, and if it don't,
407
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:28,145
you can go ahead and
strangulate me right here.
408
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:29,992
All right, you people!
Let's move! Let's move!
409
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,616
You in there, come on!
Let's move! Dress it up!
410
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,252
Left face!
411
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,855
Forward march!
412
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,289
Left, right, left!
413
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,536
Oh, now, there's an
eager beaver for you.
414
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,872
Don't even let his
boots off on Sunday.
415
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,429
You know, maybe that's how
he gets those Honor Platoons.
416
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,981
Yeah.
417
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:51,502
Left, right, left, right,
left, two, three, four...
418
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:58,509
Left and left, two,
three, right, left...
419
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,496
Company, left turn!
420
00:23:02,565 --> 00:23:07,167
Left, right, left, right! Left,
two, three, right, left, right, left!
421
00:23:07,236 --> 00:23:10,003
Right... Turn!
422
00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:12,673
Left, right, left,
right, left, right!
423
00:23:17,947 --> 00:23:19,646
Right, left, right, left!
424
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:21,081
Get in line!
425
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,616
Get in there!
426
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,155
Fourty-nine, sir. Fifty!
427
00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,759
Fifty, sir. On your feet!
428
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,209
Of all the dumb,
stupid things to do,
429
00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:39,233
bringing a dame
into your quarters!
430
00:23:39,302 --> 00:23:41,935
Dumb and stupid,
stupid and dumb.
431
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,573
Now, I don't want a sign,
not a smell or a trace,
432
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:48,754
that there was a girl in
this area! Do you hear me?
433
00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:51,045
Yes, sir. All
taken care of, sir.
434
00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:54,314
I'll have you doin' push-ups
till you're an old man!
435
00:23:54,383 --> 00:23:55,816
Yes, sir.
436
00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:58,565
All right, get outta
here! Yes, sir.
437
00:23:59,956 --> 00:24:02,957
Excuse me, sir.
Sorry, sir. Aye, aye, sir.
438
00:24:06,161 --> 00:24:07,527
What a knucklehead.
439
00:24:07,597 --> 00:24:09,329
He's the worst.
440
00:24:09,398 --> 00:24:12,032
He always manages
to find somehow to...
441
00:24:15,004 --> 00:24:17,505
Hmm, cute!
442
00:24:17,573 --> 00:24:19,940
Are you gonna wear
this Saturday night?
443
00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:28,215
Pyle!
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