Original subtitles

This is something strange in the neighborhood.

We gon' call,

DIE!

M DIE!

M DIE!

DIE!

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

DIE!

DIE!

DIE!

M M DIE!

DIE!

We gon' call,

DIE!

DIE!

We now return to the real ghostbusters.

Aaargh... Janine?

Yeah, Peter?

Think you could cool the bubbles, and slow that filing to 55?

My heart can't take all the excitement Guess it is kinda quiet today.

Quiet?

We haven't had one ghostbuster to call all week.

Yeah, I got one all week Ahh There.

Gesundheit, slammer.

Brothers, I think the problem is we're too good.

We already bagged every ghost in town.

I agree.

We may have put ourselves right out of business.

I got it, y'all got it.

I moved back on the phone.

We got to move.

Yeah.

Sorry, guys. This is my turf.

Ghostbusters, if it goes bump in the night, we'll make it right.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Right? Uh-huh.

No, really?

Wow, it's amazing.

Hey, well, thanks.

Bye.

Come on, what is it?

What have we got?

Casserole recipe for my sister.

Oh, my sister.

Relax, guys. It's probably the dessert recipe.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Right.

Jackpot!

All right!

Man, it sure is great to be back in business.

Where are we going?

A haunted house.

Oh, another haunted house.

Yeah, isn't it terrific?

Me, the last five haunted house calls were false alarms.

But this sounds like the real thing.

Check out the address.

Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen Street.

Give me a break.

That's it?

She doesn't look on it.

What a surprise.

But I am registering definite spectral activity inside.

Fantastic! It's a live one!

That depends on how you define live, Ray.

Talk about ugly with a capital UG.

There is definitely a major psychic force inside.

And it's approaching the door.

Egon, what happened?

Some strange force sabotaged it.

Yeah, I think the scientific term is clotsitis.

Peter, I...

Thank goodness you're here.

Please come in. I'm Mrs. Rogers.

Don't forget to wipe your feet, guys.

I'm sorry to trouble you nice boys,

but strange things have been happening around here.

Very strange things.

Really? Great.

I mean, like what?

All kinds of things.

Noises, voices, funny lights.

Hey!

What?

My grandmother had a tear just like this.

I just can't stand it here any longer.

It's too horrible.

Easy, ma'am.

Ray, drive Mrs. Rogers to headquarters.

She can stay there while we battle the unspeakable horrors here.

You're so kind, but please be careful.

Okay, guys, check under the beds and the closets, the usual.

Peter, what are you doing?

The important stuff. Writing up our bill.

Nothing here.

Kitchen's clean.

I told you guys, haunted houses were a lot of hot air.

I said they're a lot of hot air.

Who said what?

What?

Did you say what?

Peter, I'm trying to work.

Say what?

I didn't say what.

Who did? Did what?

Say what?

Man, I didn't say a word.

Yeah, right. Then who did?

Let's try the question.

This is going to cost extra.

Peter, are you all right?

Yeah, but what happened?

According to Tobin's spirit guide, Watt is a dominant force of the underworld,

leader of a legion of evil demons.

Watt's goal is to invade and conquer the living world.

Well, he could do it nicely.

Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Rogers.

Janine will take good care of you.

Oh, you're such dears.

Just part of the Ghostbusters' personal service, ma'am.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Here, Mrs. Rogers. Just make yourself at home.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

But what I'd really like is, well,

a little tour of your fascinating place.

No problem.

Oh, fine.

Will Precious be safe here with the...

Oh, sure.

Slime is a great bird sitter.

What an odd little creature, huh, Precious?

But it's a bird, bird-brain.

Take good care of Precious, Slimer,

and don't touch those cookies.

Oh, no, don't touch that cookie.

My goodness, what is this for?

This is the ecto-containment system,

where all the captured ghosts are stored.

How interesting.

If someone turned it off, wouldn't all the ghosts escape?

Yeah, that's why Ray and Egan just installed this failsafe protective device.

It only responds to the fingerprints and voice prints of the immediate staff.

That was so we don't have to be on guard constantly.

The immediate staff? Oh, you mean.

..

My cue?

Oh, no, just the four ghostbusters.

Oh.

Shall we go?

I'm right behind you, dear.

Ee!

Knock it off, Slimer.

Go back upstairs with Precious.

How much longer till you get that P.K.E. meter fixed? Almost done.

Heavy on the almost.

We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

This is Ray and Ecto-1 calling Ghostbusters.

Ray calling Ghostbusters.

Something's wrong. I can't get through.

Uh-oh.

Hang on, guys. I'm coming.

Nobody messes with my pals.

A mass transmigration.

Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy!

We got enough problems already, man.

See what I mean? This is great.

We've got a classic haunting here.

What's this Wii stuff?

You're still standing.

Hey!

I sit corrected.

So fill me in. What's going on?

The Prime Motivator is a demon named Watt.

Named what? Watt.

I asked you first.

No, Watt is its name.

Don't ask me. Ask Egon.

This'll show you Watt.

Huh? Never mind.

Let's just track it down.

Hey!

Hey!

What are you doing?

We're getting closer.

That's comforting.

Gentlemen, I believe I've located Watt right inside this closet.

Whoa! Wait! Hold it! Cease fire!

There's nothing in here but Mrs. Roger's dress.

It's driving the needle right off the top of the scale.

You don't mean Mrs. Roger's dress is Watt? No, Ray.

Mrs. Roger's is Watt.

Oh! Oh!

Janine, this is an emergency. You're in grave danger.

Don't say grave!

I wonder what's jamming the frequency.

She sure is.

Come on! Hey!

Hey! Nice puppies.

Now stay.

Keep it up, guys. A few more feet, and we're outta here.

Hey! Back off!

A little further, guys.

Keep coming! Will someone tell me what's going on here?

Watt created this house as a trap to catch us.

That really ticks me off.

Hey, what are we? Ghostbusters or mice?

Would you believe barbecue chicken?

Hey, Pete! You got any ideas?

No. Got any marshmallows?

Drop your trap, Ray!

Coming right up!

Whoa!

Fry it!

Trap's open!

All right, guys. We have to get to Janine before Watt does.

Cut it out, Slimer!

Stop it, Slimer! We have to find... Janine! Hi, guys.

All through with Mrs. Rogers' house?

Yeah, but not with Mrs. Rogers. She's a ghost!

Well, can I tell you to get a ghost? A ghost? Yeah.

Where is she? I don't know.

She had some ideas for fixing the place up.

I'll bet she does.

We've got to find her.

And fast! Let's go. Everybody split up.

Mrs. Rogers!

No!

And he's not ever yet, Peter.

No. But I think I'm very close to her now.

Oh. Okay. Oh, by the way, love your new dew.

Huh?

I don't know if you want to split up.

Peter.

Oh, Peter.

This is a raid.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Here, I'll get you. I'll get you some idea.

I'll sit down, Peter.

Okay, Slimer. I'm coming.

I am Peter Venkman.

Peter! Wait! What are you doing?

Stay away!

Either he's coming down with a real bad cold, or we've got major problems.

Starting from these readings, I'd say Peter is possessed.

Peter! No! Peter, don't do it!

I'm not Peter, you pitiful fools. I am the mighty Watt.

No, I'm not. I'm Peter. Peter Venkman.

He's fighting it!

But he can't hold out for long.

Okay, Watt. Come on out.

No!

We can't get Watt that way. Peter would never withstand the blast.

There's a slim chance. If we set one thrower at Watt's exact frequency,

and the other at the electrometabolic frequency of Peter,

we should be able to pull them apart.

Let's do it.

But if we mess up, Peter may go all to pieces, literally.

No, I won't. I won't.

You human! How dare you thwart the will of Watt!

No! No!

Yes! Yes!

No!

Peter, no! He did it.

In 30 seconds, the protective grid will go blowy,

and every ghost in that system will be free.

All under my command! Here go.

Pop them something!

Come on!

Oh, Peter!

Toss it on the floor!

No! You can't have him back!

I won't let you!

Hang on, egods! It's working!

I need you now!

I got it!

We did it!

Peter, are you all right? Yeah, fine.

Fine.

But I have definitely had it with haunted houses, right up to.

.. up to... up to here.

See? I can't go out in public like this.

My life is ruined.

Oh, I should've told you so, Pop.

Ah-ha! I didn't mention I was a boy.

Ta-da!

There you go, Peter. Looking good.

Slimer was just trying to help Peter.

Come back here, Slimer. When I get my hands on you...

Well, it looks like everything is back to normal.

Slimer!