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That's them in there
just like that?
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Just like that.
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I wouldn't go in there
for a day or two.
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Heard the expression
kick the hornet's nest?
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I'll stay right
here. Thank you.
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Those things scare me to death.
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They been killing my honey bees.
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A few days unchecked,
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they'll wipe out
the whole colony.
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What are you gonna do with them?
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Well, that's
between me and them,
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if you don't mind.
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That's okay.
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I understand these things.
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I just wanted to thank you
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for putting up with me,
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and all of my bees.
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This place was
crabgrass and weeds,
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and you brought it back to life.
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You're a blessing.
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No one's ever taken
care of me before.
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I'll, uh...
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Mr. Clay...
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Come back at suppertime.
Let me feed you.
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Boss.
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- You got something, yeah?
- I got one.
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I want it. I need it.
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Hey, put it in my ear.
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Get this fucking hippie
shit down, please.
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United Data Group. Good
afternoon. This is Boyd.
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How may I help you?
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Boyd.
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Uh, hello. I just
got a message saying
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that there's a problem
with my computer.
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Don't you worry. The
message you received
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is from our United Data
Group antivirus software.
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It's part of the
software package
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that you pre-installed
on your computer.
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I'm sorry. I'm not
a computer person.
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What did you say the name
of your product is again?
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Now, our records show
that you actually
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have an older version
on your account.
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So what I'm going to need
you to do is uninstall that
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and install the latest version.
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Well, I have no
idea how to do that.
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My daughter set up
everything for me.
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Well, I would recommend
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you take your computer
to an IT specialist.
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However, keep in mind
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that you will lose
all your data,
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since they'll have to
replace the hard drive.
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I'm pretty remote out here.
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Everything I have
is on the computer.
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Okay. There is actually
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a software package
that you can download
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that would allow me
to reinstall remotely.
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All right. Tell me what to do.
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It's okay. Can you,
uh, can you type this,
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Friendly friend dot net?
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Spelled just how it sounds.
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Okay. I'm there.
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And there should be a button
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on your screen that
says "install."
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Can you click on that button?
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I clicked the button.
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So you're about to
see some windows
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open, close on your desktop,
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as I reinstall the
virus shield for you.
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Okay.
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I hope you fucking clowns
are paying attention.
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You stick to the script,
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but not so much that you
sound like a goddamn robot.
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All right?
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She has got 10K checking,
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life insurance
annuity, Roth IRA,
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teacher's pension and...
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Holy fucking shit!
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All right.
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She is a signatory
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on a $2 million dollar account.
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Some, uh... It's
some fucking charity.
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All right, kids, let
the strip mining begin.
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Ooh. My computer's
going crazy.
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Totally normal.
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Just do not touch your keyboard.
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Because of this inconvenience,
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I'm going to credit back
your subscription fees.
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How about that?
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I've gone ahead
and deposited $500
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into the account ending 020.
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Oh, that's not my account.
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That's an account that I manage.
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Can you log into that account
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and verify the transfer,
please, Miss Parker?
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Just hold on.
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Yes, there's...
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There's a transfer for $50,000?
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Set the hook with sympathy.
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Miss Parker, I...
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I made a terrible mistake.
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I was supposed to
credit you 500,
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but I don't know, I
got a stuck key here.
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I'm gonna lose my job here.
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I got kids.
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I ain't got fucking kids.
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Oh, I don't want you to
get in trouble, but...
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I could wire the amount back.
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I will need a different
password though.
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One second.
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This is the master password
for all her accounts.
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Okay, so the second we get
it, we zero out everything.
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Um...
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You know, I, um...
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I think I should
call the bank. Hm?
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You know what? You're
probably right.
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But there goes my job,
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and there goes all your data.
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All my kids' pictures
are on this computer.
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Okay.
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Boom! Fucking yes!
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That is what I am
talking about! Come on!
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Let me fucking hear it! I
fucking love you people!
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I fucking love you!
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Hello?
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Hello? You still there?
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Uh-oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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What did I do?
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Stupid...
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Mrs. Parker?
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Don't move.
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