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Do you know what Arthur Spiderwick was doing?

- He was like the boogeyman. - Please tell me

that that was Lemondrop and Jeffrey.

I told you that there's something in this house with us.

I know we can catch it.

What's your beef with me, Dr. Brauer?

Psychiatric patients won't lower the property values.

Well, until something bad happens.

Well, until something bad happens.

Then maybe the state will finally take our proposal

to shut down the Meskwaki Hospital seriously.

Mallory came back.

But like you said, she lacks her aunt's passion.

Keep her on a string and be brutal.

We must be ready for the coming fight.

I have to enter this competition.

Bree and Valentina

have some secret plan to use me

have some secret plan to use me

so Bree can win this tournament.

Find the pages,

put Spiderwick's Field Guide back together.

put Spiderwick's Field Guide back together.

You found a Field Guide page?

I am so proud of you.

Mulgarath.

Heh. It's go time.

Impact.

Okay.

Hate stairs.

Oh, hey.

Oh, hey.

Jared. Simon.

Oh, so nice to finally meet you.

I was not gonna

stab you with these scissors.

No, these are just for, uh,

trimming loose comforter threads.

You're welcome.

You're gonna tell us how to stop Mulgarath,

You're gonna tell us how to stop Mulgarath,

and put Spiderwick's Field Guide back together,

you annoying piece of...

This is one sad sight.

The shuddersome ogre Mulgarath doing paperwork.

We have to keep up appearances

now that Jared Grace knows the truth.

Foiled by an errant cruller.

It was an oatmeal raisin molasses cookie.

It was an oatmeal raisin molasses cookie.

It was a mistake.

Here, you want to help me? Okay?

Find Samuel Fackelmayer's 5-40 patient intake form, okay?

You need to eat something substantial.

You need to eat something substantial.

What?

Healthy, non-GMO organic human.

Healthy, non-GMO organic human.

Who's that?

We have a guest.

We have a guest.

Hey.

- Stacy, good morning. -STACY: Mm.

No, bad morning.

My baby Rhode Island Red, Cordelia,

hasn't laid an egg in days.

She won't wake up.

Whatever you planted in your yard,

it's poisoning everything.

I'm mulching.

-Oh, you're mulching? -Mm-hmm.

-Oh, you're mulching? -Mm-hmm.

Jennifer Miller said her prized pluots

have all withered on the tree.

Jennifer Miller buys her pluots

Jennifer Miller buys her pluots

at Nielsen's and lies about them.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I notified waste management,

Homeowners' Association President Tanner Kent

Homeowners' Association President Tanner Kent

and local news personality Chip Williams.

He's a dear friend. We play pickleball every Tuesday.

He's a dear friend. We play pickleball every Tuesday.

He got an earful in the kitchen this week.

Look, I'm going to take care of it.

Thank you so much for letting me know,

and I-I deeply regret

any discomfort that dear Cordelia has gone through,

but right now, I-I really must get back to work.

but right now, I-I really must get back to work.

I know we've had our neighborly squabbles of late,

I know we've had our neighborly squabbles of late,

but I do appreciate your effort.

I really do.

And I promise you,

I... I did not do that to your front door.

I... I did not do that to your front door.

This neighborhood used to have values.

Don't feel your feelings.

Eat them.

What are you doing out here?

I asked you first.

I asked you first.

You go.

You look like you're making a $30 brunch

at a hipster coffee shop.

at a hipster coffee shop.

Yeah, okay. Well, I think that Thimbletack is a frugivore.

They eat berries, morels and thistle.

They eat berries, morels and thistle.

I don't know, it's weird though, 'cause...

the leaves are falling super early.

the leaves are falling super early.

The flowers are dying, too.

Stop being so nice to that thing.

It killed your mice.

It killed your mice.

It broke my arm.

It was about to stab me with scissors.

If you lost your best friend, you'd be upset, too.

If you lost your best friend, you'd be upset, too.

Show some compassion.

Okay? Mulgarath killed Lucinda.

Yeah, and I left a little warning

Yeah, and I left a little warning

so everyone can know what Dr. Brauer really is.

No, Jared, if you poke a bear, it'll bite your whole head off.

Who's blowing up your phone?

It's Calliope. She wants to talk.

Don't be such a simp, dude.

I don't know. I mean, she seems nice.

You can't trust these creatures.

We need Thimbletack to help us stop Mulgarath,

find the pages and save everyone.

find the pages and save everyone.

He's not a damn pet.

He's a prisoner.

He's a prisoner.

You two got up early this morning.

You two got up early this morning.

Oh, Jared, Dr. Brauer called for you.

Anything I ought to know about?

Yeah, he's an ogre.

You say that about every therapist.

You called Dr. Malone an Amuse Douche.

You called Dr. Malone an Amuse Douche.

Mm-hmm.

And Dr. Peyton an Amuse Douche Two, The Sequel.

-Yes. -Mm.

-Yes. -Mm.

Mom, my registration

for the Firefly Fencing Invitational,

it's-it's not online yet.

I don't control the Internet, sweetie.

I don't control the Internet, sweetie.

Okay, but the deadline is today,

and if I'm not registered, I can't kick Bree's ass.

Try and remember it's a game.

That's what parents say to kids who aren't very good.

Hey. -You know, you can have two broken arms.

I'll resubmit the forms again.

I'll resubmit the forms again.

Okay, because if I win this meet,

Valentina will have to train me and then I'll be back on track.

College. Olympics. Paris.

College. Olympics. Paris.

Wow, you just can't wait to get away from us, huh?

No, Jared.

No, Jared.

Just you.

Try to remember why you started fencing in the first place.

Yeah, I know. Lucinda's story about Long-Worm, whatever.

Yeah, I know. Lucinda's story about Long-Worm, whatever.

You mean Lorengorm?

-Yeah, him. -Come on.

-Yeah, him. -Come on.

- Mom read us the story every night. - Mm-hmm.

You know,

"The yilty burong Lorengorm

was the last good knight of the Elves."

"The Ogre King came toring storm

"to tear asunder the kragedon frollip.

"With a sword of peach and heffelee,

"Lorengorm cut him down.

The best lolliroost cheered and danced..."

The best lolliroost cheered and danced..."

Come on.

"For I am the yilty burong Lorengorm,

"and I will fight thee valiantly

'til victorious mintheral day."

Yeah, Mallory!

-Whoo! -Yeah!

Did you weirdos rescue a stray?

Um, it's probably just the pipes.

-Hello. -Yeah, yeah, the pipes.

Hey. What are you kids up to today?

Just the usual.

Willful destruction of property,

assorted shenanigoats.

assorted shenanigoats.

Yeah, so, uh, don't come upstairs.

-Love you. Bye. -Bye. -Bye.

Bye.

Still no registration, Mom.

Ask the yilty burong Lorengorm.

- Thanks. -Mm-hmm.

- Thanks. -Mm-hmm.

Where's the skillet?

We creature-proofed it

to keep the nasties out

and our little pest in.

and our little pest in.

Yup. Lucinda called it a boggart.

Apparently it's an angry brownie.

Apparently it's an angry brownie.

I drank an angry brownie once.

It gave me explosive diarrhea.

Dude.

Shall we?

Shall we?

No, no, no. How did he get out?

Wait.

When I get out of here,

I'm gonna hide all your matching socks.

How do you like that?

Sneaky son of a bitch.

I don't know why Lucinda thought he could help us.

Because we were the closest of close.

Best friends for forever.

Why do you think I've been so stabby and so awful?

Because without Lucinda, my rage is colossal.

Because without Lucinda, my rage is colossal.

She was generous and faithful,

and you Graces are just ever so ungraceful.

and you Graces are just ever so ungraceful.

He has bars like an '80s rapper.

Ah! I hate rhyming.

Ah! I hate rhyming.

It's a brownie/boggart obsession

that gives me great... sadness.

Bet you guys thought I was gonna say "depression."

Bet you guys thought I was gonna say "depression."

Didn't you? Well, I didn't, frickin' flesh-puppies.

Are you gonna keep him?

I could get ten racks for him on the dark web.

I could get ten racks for him on the dark web.

Using Firefox to hide cookies from your parents

is not the dark web.

Lucinda said to find the pages

and put the Field Guide back together.

and put the Field Guide back together.

We can't let Mulgarath get it.

Okay, listen up, you freakish hairless giants,

you've got it all wrong. Lucinda's alive.

you've got it all wrong. Lucinda's alive.

Somewhere. I have to help save her, but...

I'm-I'm sort of slightly

I'm-I'm sort of slightly

very m-morbidly petrified

of leaving the safety of Spiderwick.

Aw. I think he's agoraphobic.

Aw. I think he's agoraphobic.

Little man's messed up like us.

He's nothing like us.

Look, if Lucinda's out there, shouldn't we try to help her?

Look, if Lucinda's out there, shouldn't we try to help her?

Lucinda is dead.

He's using you

and you're too nice to notice.

If he doesn't want to help us find the pages...

...then I guess he can just stew in here forever.

Come on, let's get out of here.

If Lucinda is really out there,

help us find her.

Please.

Okay, truce.

For Lucinda.

Hey.

Thanks, I will come in.

I thought we were just sparring.

We're training a little differently today.

Working on your motivation.

Working on your motivation.

Hello, ladies.

Hi, Ms. Grace. I'm Bree Kent.

Hi, Ms. Grace. I'm Bree Kent.

I think you know my dad, Tanner.

Oh, yes. Henson's number one realtor.

You've seen the ad.

It's on every bench in town.

Well, Mallory and I hoped we could have some people over.

Nothing big.

Nothing big.

I wanted to introduce her around.

Well, I-I think, uh,

Well, I-I think, uh,

some light to moderate socialization sounds perfect.

Great. Come on.

Great. Come on.

Kids used to come to Spiderwick to party all the time.

Yes. Okay, try these.

Hey, so I saw a photo

of Valentina with a young Lucinda,

but the maestro looked the same exact age she is now,

which obviously is impossible.

So was it her mother or what's going on?

What's Valentina's issue with me?

What's Valentina's issue with me?

Uh, Valentina thinks you're talented.

Uh, Valentina thinks you're talented.

But tragically uptight.

When was the last time

you had a for real party?

you had a for real party?

Mmm, watchingLove Island

with friends over Zoom doesn't count.

Okay. I'm focused.

Okay. I'm focused.

You're a proficient fencer,

but there's no passion in your game.

So desperate to win. Where's your fun? Huh?

I also needlepoint.

It's summer.

Let's have a good time.

Let's have a good time.

There's gonna be hot boys

and hot girls,

and one hot non-binary person,

and one hot non-binary person,

but I think they're boo'd up.

Now get your butt over here.

Oh, no, I don't do makeup.

Only because you don't know how.

I've put on mascara before.

I've put on mascara before.

Uh-uh.

Mascara isn't "put on."

It's finessed with poise.

May I?

Fine,

Fine,

but I still think that makeup

is a corporate cash grab

that plays on women's insecurities.

that plays on women's insecurities.

Yes, it can be a magnifying lens for the male gaze.

But it's also a weapon,

and I choose to wield it with the same precision

and I choose to wield it with the same precision

as my sword.

I read once that it's actually a survival mechanism

to hate your own face.

Whoever said that

didn't know how to use primer.

didn't know how to use primer.

I amplify the features I like.

The flecks of gold in my eyes.

The flecks of gold in my eyes.

And hide my self-perceived unflattering attributes.

Like contouring my philtrum.

You wouldn't put on a name tag and leave it blank.

This is my mission statement.

It's just some eye shadow.

It's just some eye shadow.

I am doing this for your own good, Mallory Grace.

Boop.

Boop.

Save our kids!

Save our town!

Save our kids...

- A - patient just escaped.

This institution is not safe!

Save our kids! Save our town!

Save our kids! Save our town!

Now, what is this? Tanner!

Peacefully demonstrating.

Save our kids! Save our town!

Save our kids! Save our town!

What's going on? What are you doing?

They're disturbing the patients.

Sick and violent patients

who constantly threaten the community.

- These people are dangerous. - They're not dangerous!

My son has seen countless therapists

and is finally thriving because of Dr. Brauer.

You're the only one who thinks so.

Look, I just took the job here as librarian,

Look, I just took the job here as librarian,

and I have not seen one single example

of a patient being dangerous

or causing trouble.

or causing trouble.

Your aunt just escaped.

Okay, did she harm a soul?

This guy is such a hypocrite.

This guy is such a hypocrite.

You think these patients are dangerous?

This guy is the only one here who's been suspected of murder.

We have 10,000 signatures. That's enough to get a hearing

at the next city council meeting,

and I will shut you down.

Don't let him fool you.

I know some patient here killed my wife.

Oh, my God. Let me see. Are you okay?

Does it hurt? Oh, you're bleeding.

-I am? -Yes.

-I am? -Yes.

Here, I got something.

Hey.

Hey. There.

Come here, come here. Come here.

It's okay.

Sorry.

You really care, don't you?

You really care, don't you?

Yeah, he's a bully and you're doing

everything you can to help.

everything you can to help.

All this attention

could ruin everything I'm trying to do here.

I just want to make this town better.

Hmm.

You are.

Come on.

Let's get you cleaned up.

It's a perfect elf circle.

Cortinarius violaceus.

The violet webcap.

In Germany, they believe the rings

are caused by witches celebrating Walpurgis Nacht.

are caused by witches celebrating Walpurgis Nacht.

On the Faroe Islands, they tell tale

that if you step in the circle,

you'll be cursed to dance until you die of exhaustion.

The most common lore is the circle

The most common lore is the circle

is the only way to enter

the hidden pasturages of the elves.

I hope the curses aren't true.

Okay.

Thimbletack told me he thinks this is where Lucinda went.

She made some deal at the Goblin Market

and now she's stuck with the elves.

I'm sorry. -JARED: Wait, wait.

And we're supposed to believe Humblebrag because why?

Because Thimbletack told me

where four vaults are hidden in Henson.

where four vaults are hidden in Henson.

Check it out, there's four spots

around Henson to investigate.

around Henson to investigate.

That's Meskwaki.

Mm-hmm. And the old auto-factory.

And that's Joey Shuham's house.

How do you know where Joey Shuham lives?

G-ma's in Joey's mom's book club.

I thought G-ma just watched Jeopardy.

They just readLittle Fires Everywhere. I've--

Okay, guys, guys, listen.

One of these vaults

has Spiderwick's page on elf circles.

has Spiderwick's page on elf circles.

If we can grow one, then we can find Lucinda.

It's so obviously a trap.

You can't be suspicious

of everyone and everything all the time.

That's Claire River Bridge.

That's Claire River Bridge.

That's where Arthur Spiderwick said his brother

was eaten by a troll.

Jared's pessimism is my jam.

Jared's pessimism is my jam.

Damn it! Simon, I told you,

if you won't ghost Calliope, I will.

if you won't ghost Calliope, I will.

Jared...

It was Dad.

I was trying to ask him for advice,

but you know, he's always busy rehearsing his play.

Okay.

We need to find the pages before Mulgarath.

We need to find the pages before Mulgarath.

We have the four vaults.

We have to at least try.

We should split up. Groups of two.

We should split up. Groups of two.

If one group gets eaten, or cursed...

...the other will be able to carry on.

■ Divided by nothing ■

■Don't want a second chance ■

■Don't want a second chance ■

■You pull me under ■

■Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh ■

■Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh ■

■Sinking through for hours ■

■When you get closer ■

■When you get closer ■

■Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh ■

■Tracing my fingers down you ■

■Memorize your body ■

Whoa.

Whoa.

You have crap all over your face.

Does Mom know you're having a party?

Nope, not like this.

I heard rumors about big kid ragers

when Spiderwick was abandoned,

but it's actually happening in real life.

What's up?

What?

All right, well, we have to go.

I call Emiko. You can take Hatcher.

We'll meet up after, all right?

■When you get closer ■

■Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh ■

■I know ■

■You pull me under ■

■Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh... ■

Are you okay?

I'm-I'm... I'm fun, right?

I'm-I'm... I'm fun, right?

Yeah. Yeah, you're 4th of July fireworks on the daily.

- You're a terrible liar. -Okay, yeah.

You used to be the best time ever.

What, like when I pretended to be Lorengorm?

Do you remember when we used to walk home from school?

The three of us?

Sneaking slices from Antonio's.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Man, you made me feel like I was so cool,

like-like we could do anything together.

I think you look rad.

I think you look rad.

■Making the world go, making the world go ■

■Making the world go, making the world go ■

■Making the world go round ■

■Making the world go, making the world go ■

■Making the world go, making the world go ■

■Making the world go round ■

■Love and sound ■

■We don't needthe tick to tock ■

Guys. Guys, this is Mallory.

She just moved to Henson.

Mallory, this is everyone you need to know.

Mallory, this is everyone you need to know.

Especially Thalia, Hind.

Hey.

And... Oh.

■We keep it flowin', flowin' ■

- This is Chris. -■Love and sound ■

■Making the world go, making the world go round ■

-Hi. -Hi.

■Making the world. ■

See, it's a nazar.

I knew I saw this before.

So, how do we open it?

Ring the doorbell?

Ring the doorbell?

What are you doing?

Drawing a way in.

Whoa!

Got it.

Awesome.

Come on, let's get the hell out of here

Come on, let's get the hell out of here

before Mulgarath finds us.

Jared Adam Grace.

Why does it always have to be so difficult with you?

You tagged Dr. Brauer's car?

You tagged Dr. Brauer's car?

It was me. I tagged the Prius.

I know my son's work, Emiko.

No, see, um, I was scamming this guy Eli,

saying that I could get him 15,000 Instagram followers

saying that I could get him 15,000 Instagram followers

in swap for a Prada fanny pack,

and when my moms found out,

Dr. Brauer told her to suspend all my socials.

Dr. Brauer told her to suspend all my socials.

So I tagged the car and I was gonna blame it on Jared.

I mean, have you seen his art on Instagram?

This kid's got skill.

This kid's got skill.

Elephant. What was it saying?

- Uh, "I'm-I'm not irrelephant." - Yeah.

- Uh, "I'm-I'm not irrelephant." - Yeah.

Jared was actually taking me here

to apologize to Dr. Brauer.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Well,

go and find him.

Huh.

- Ah. -

- Ah. -

Attention, everyone!

It's time to play rock the house.

It's time to play rock the house.

Okay, I don't think I know that one.

It's kind of a Spiderwick thing.

It's basically our version of seven minutes in heaven.

You pick a name and go into one of the bedrooms...

And we see if you can make this old piece of crap rock.

We came up with the name before we knew you lived here.

No disrespect.

No. No-no disrespect found.

- Sounds fun. -Well, since you're our host,

- Sounds fun. -Well, since you're our host,

you have the honor of playing first.

■I been on my turbo, too fast ■

Okay.

■Too fast, too fast ■

■Too fast, too fast ■

■Too fast, I been on my turbo ■

■I came to the place for the race ■

■I came to the place for the race ■

■So I can't slow down... ■

■I came to the place for the race ■

■So I can't slow down. ■

We don't have to kiss.

You are an unwitting accomplice in Bree's, uh,

You are an unwitting accomplice in Bree's, uh,

utterly wrong idea that I need to have fun.

Bree can be intense.

Bree can be intense.

She draws a crowd, eating all my freeze-dried strawberries.

Well, no one wants to get on her bad side.

She made Dan Yang cry with a look.

Poor kid.

Poor kid.

He's the assistant vice principal.

Geez.

Geez.

What is her deal?

Um...

Um...

Her mom was killed when she was ten.

Shut up.

Yeah. Uh, they thought her dad did it for a while,

but they never found a body.

That's when she started fencing.

That's when she started fencing.

She's an amazing fencer.

She's an amazing fencer.

She said the same about you.

I know she didn't, though.

I know she didn't, though.

She's told me what she really thinks of me.

I'm not nearly good enough.

Inadequate.

Inadequate.

Well, I think you're plenty fun.

Well, I think you're plenty fun.

Hey. I have an idea.

Why don't we jump up and down,

Why don't we jump up and down,

give those sycophants something to talk about?

So, you've been up here before, huh?

It's the best way to get Bree

to take her foot off your throat.

I can think of a better way.

The auto factory's been abandoned for decades.

The auto factory's been abandoned for decades.

My dad used to be on the line, but after it closed,

he couldn't find any work.

he couldn't find any work.

Yeah, I don't know how we're gonna find a nazar

under all this rust and junk.

I mean, what is this, a...

Hatcher?

Hatcher?

Geez.

Easy there, Turbo.

Easy there, Turbo.

I'm sorry.

- I could've really hurt you. - Pretty unlikely,

but that iron is giving me some serious fits.

but that iron is giving me some serious fits.

Right, sorry, sorry.

Um...

We shouldn't talk.

You knew I wasn't human.

You knew I wasn't human.

Okay, yeah, sure, but you didn't say that your dad was Mulgarath.

He's not my dad.

He's not my dad.

Yeah, well, then what is he to you?

This whole area used to be a forest,

with 600-year-old conifers that kissed the sky.

with 600-year-old conifers that kissed the sky.

But humans replaced it with concrete

and iron that burns fairy folk.

and iron that burns fairy folk.

Imagine sticking your face into a tailpipe

Imagine sticking your face into a tailpipe

and sucking air all day.

That's what this place is for us.

And when the factory wasn't useful anymore,

people just left its cancer here to sit and rot

people just left its cancer here to sit and rot

and continue to poison us.

I guess I thought...

H-Hey! Get away from him.

Hatcher. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine!

Like I said.

Like I said.

Calliope, wait...

Calliope, wait...

Sorry for leaving you alone,

Sorry for leaving you alone,

but I found the vault. Come on.

I've been gathering all the facts

about how essential Meskwaki is to Henson.

about how essential Meskwaki is to Henson.

I refuse to allow Tanner to shut this place down.

- And then I saw this. -

- And then I saw this. -

The founding of Henson?

Do you know the true story?

Well, I grew up in Carlsbad, near San Diego,

but I believe it has something to do

with the feast of the Pentecost?

with the feast of the Pentecost?

When Henson was founded in 1873,

When Henson was founded in 1873,

the native Meskwaki Tribe warned them not to settle here.

- Mm. Hmm. -The land belonged to a demon.

- Mm. Hmm. -The land belonged to a demon.

A wendigo.

A beast with an insatiable need to consume.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Well, they, uh, they obviously didn't listen.

Well, they, uh, they obviously didn't listen.

No.

Like you said, they celebrated the feast of the Pentecost.

Like you said, they celebrated the feast of the Pentecost.

Also called "feast of first fruit."

They gathered apples and cherries

They gathered apples and cherries

and peaches and Juneberries.

Ooh, I love Juneberries.

Ooh, I love Juneberries.

They hunted elk and caribou.

But when the meal was-was over, the people just kept on eating.

But when the meal was-was over, the people just kept on eating.

They couldn't stop.

They kept on consuming until their stomachs burst.

They kept on consuming until their stomachs burst.

-Over 200 people died. -Huh.

Some think it was mass hysteria.

Others claim a local baker poisoned the fruit tarts

-in order to eat the dead. -Hmm.

-in order to eat the dead. -Hmm.

And, uh, some say it was the devil.

The Meskwaki intervened

and saved hundreds of lives.

and saved hundreds of lives.

And they founded the hospital in their honor.

- This story isn't on the plaque. - Hmm-mm.

- This story isn't on the plaque. - Hmm-mm.

The city council should hear this,

and how this hospital has saved so many people.

and how this hospital has saved so many people.

The best way to fight Tanner's fears and lies is with facts.

The best way to fight Tanner's fears and lies is with facts.

So, you're doing all this for me?

You need help.

And I'm really sorry about your car.

I already told you, I don't care about the car.

I already told you, I don't care about the car.

But I do genuinely care about a good friend.

But I do genuinely care about a good friend.

I hope Jared and Emiko's apology was sufficiently contrite.

I hope Jared and Emiko's apology was sufficiently contrite.

What apology?

All right, there it is.

Yeah, I'm good here, kid.

Yeah, I'm good here, kid.

I figured out the last vault.

Yeah, and I got your back.

You know you didn't have to do that before, right?

Lie to my mom.

You were facing 30 years to life.

Hey, I had it under control.

Please, you're still bowling with bumpers.

No one fibs like me.

No one fibs like me.

-Really? -Mm-hmm.

You are the worst.

We all know you're not friends with Drake.

Hundo percent sure? -You're a no one from nowhere

who crushes Flamin' Hot Cheetos on her mango.

You see, the secret to telling a great lie

is leaving a hint of truth.

If you go too big-fish,

then people can practically see your nose grow.

Like Hatcher telling that story about Joey Shuham.

Wait, he was lying?

Hatcher thinks it hurts me to know that he has other friends.

Does it?

Hatch can't help it.

- He's ridiculously charming. - Hmm.

- He's ridiculously charming. - Hmm.

Think it offends me more that he thought I wouldn't notice.

Simon found the elf circle page.

Simon found the elf circle page.

All right, let's, uh, let's get the hell out of here.

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- Come in. -

-Hey. -Hi.

-Hey. -Hi.

I got your message.

Oh, you know, I just felt so sorry

Oh, you know, I just felt so sorry

about the whole chicken fiasco.

I hope you like Linzer tarts.

Oh, I-I don't eat processed sugar.

Oh. No, no, this is...

...this is all organic stuff.

I, uh, macerated the Juneberries myself.

They look lovely.

- Maybe just one. -

It's an old recipe.

150 years old, to be precise.

150 years old, to be precise.

-Mmm. -It was the simplest way

to poison everyone in Henson

during the feast of the first fruit.

They just ate

-and ate and ate... -Mmm.

-and ate and ate... -Mmm.

-Mmm. Mmm. -...and ate and ate

and ate and ate.

and ate and ate.

Until... they died.

Back then, I transformed myself

Back then, I transformed myself

-into the baker's wife. -Mm.

-Gretchen Laurent. -Mm?

-I gathered up... -Mmm.

...all of those overstuffed bodies...

- Ah. -Mmm.

- Ah. -Mmm.

...and ground them into the most succulent meat pies.

It's been a long time since I've had a meal like that.

I'm hungry. Practically starving.

I'm hungry. Practically starving.

Now, I could use

this same recipe for my next feast,

but the problem is, it only killed 200

but the problem is, it only killed 200

of those corrupt souls.

And this time, I've got my sights set on everyone.

And this time, I've got my sights set on everyone.

No one's gonna stop me.

Not you, not Tanner,

not local news personality Chip Williams.

not local news personality Chip Williams.

This time, I'm growing dragons.

This time, I'm growing dragons.

You see, dragons poison the earth...

You see, dragons poison the earth...

...seeping their way into the water system.

Soon, everyone in Henson

Soon, everyone in Henson

will take a nice long nap.

will take a nice long nap.

Just like your chicken.

And guess what, Stacy?

Hmm?

Hmm?

You get to be my amuse-bouche.

It has to be in the circle...

It has to be in the circle...

Yeah, b-but...

He got out? -Oh, hey, Jared.

Jared, no, no, no!

What is your problem, tooth flosser?

What is your problem, tooth flosser?

You know, I can't really do much to help Lucinda

- from under a basket. -Let him go.

- from under a basket. -Let him go.

Okay? Only Thimbletack can help us grow the elf circle.

He translated the page?

No. I did.

No. I did.

Do you remember how we based our twin language

on all those words from Spiderwick's Lorengorm Story?

Yeah, yeah,"Yilty burong?Kragedon frollip?"

Okay, well, they're not nonsense.

All right? They're Faery.

All right? They're Faery.

Jared, this whole time, we were speaking

a pidgin version of the language.

Simon's almost done translating the page.

It looks like some kind of potion.

And Thimbletack taught you how?

I-I didn't get to go to what you would call school.

And because of that, I can't read Faery words.

- It's really sad. -I'm the same way, kid.

Functionally illiterate in Japanese.

So how'd you figure it out?

So how'd you figure it out?

After Mom reminded us this morning, it just clicked.

The elf circle's almost done, okay?

The elf circle's almost done, okay?

We have, uh, cocoa shells, cotton seeds,

worm castings and bee pollen.

Let him out. Trust me.

Let him out. Trust me.

Jared, please.

Please. For Lucinda's sake.

There is nothing to fear.

All we need is one human tear.

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■Oh ■

■Oh ■

■Oh, why'd you go? ■

■I never saw it coming ■

■I never thought you'd go ■

■I never thought you'd go ■

■I know, I know, I know ■

■I know ■

■Hey, hey ■

■Hey, hey ■

■Hey ■

■Oh, oh why'd you go? ■

■Hey ■

■Hey ■

■Hey, hey ■

■Oh, oh why'd you go? ■

■Oh, oh why'd you go? ■

Hey, have you seen Bree?

What is wrong with you?

Huh?

Why would you set me up to kiss your boyfriend?

Why would you set me up to kiss your boyfriend?

We're not getting married. I have bigger plans.

Okay, Chris is hot,

Okay, Chris is hot,

sweet and the best kisser in Henson.

Believe me, you didn't want to pull Dante Hirshlag.

I'm looking out for you.

I'm looking out for you.

No.

- You're manipulating me. -Oh, please.

What's happening?

Guys, look. It's working.

I can't believe how quickly they grew.

Wow. It's happening. Look.

Wow. It's happening. Look.

-Whoa. -Look. See? She's coming.

She's coming.

It's Lucinda.

It's Lucinda.

She's smaller than I thought.

She's smaller than I thought.

That's not Lucinda,

- idiot. -

--What's going on?

- Whoa. -

Well, that did not work to get Lucinda

at all.

Look, I hope you make it out alive.

Uh, good luck with that sprite, by the way. Bon voyage.

Thimbletack's escaping.

Thimbletack's escaping.

I told you. Lock the doors. Go, go, go!

Okay, okay, okay, all right.

Hey.

Why are you doing this to me, huh?

Okay, can we please do this later?

No. Now. I heard you in the salle.

No. Now. I heard you in the salle.

I heard you and Valentina talking about some plan for me.

Well, I can't tell you about that.

Well, I can't tell you about that.

You have a mouth and a tongue,

and they make words and sentences.

Valentina won't let me tell you.

You're not ready to know.

Thimbletack might be invisible, but now,

he's locked in here with us.

-Whoa. -Whoa.

-Whoa. -Whoa.

Whoa. What the...?

Little derk is trying to murder us.

-Whoa. -Ow.

-Whoa. -Ow.

It stung me. Ow! Ow!

Go! Go! Go!

Little booger.

-Oh! -It's not Thimbletack.

It's the fairy reacting to the iron.

- Open a window. Let it out. -On it!

No, no, no, no. Do not open anything.

If you do, Thimbletack will escape.

- R-Right. Duh, duh. -SIMON: Hatcher.

- R-Right. Duh, duh. -SIMON: Hatcher.

Open it! -Hatcher, don't open it!

I don't do confrontation!

There! It's on the table. Watch out!

There! It's on the table. Watch out!

Someone do something!

Why would you do that?

It was walking into my hands. I could've helped it!

It was about to attack you and ruin the pages.

It was about to attack you and ruin the pages.

These things are all monsters.

I stand up for you... all the time.

I stand up for you... all the time.

I tell people that they don't know you,

that you're nice and that you're just misunderstood,

but everybody's right about you, Jared, okay?

but everybody's right about you, Jared, okay?

- You're awful, you're cruel... - Shut up. Shut up.

- ...and you're crazy! - Shut up!

Simon, I'm so, so sorry. I didn't...

Jared?

Emiko's unconscious. I can't wake her up.

Emiko's unconscious. I can't wake her up.

Hey. Simon. What is going on?

What did you and your idiot friends do?

-Nothing. -What nothing? We...

- No. You're bleeding. -It's Jared, okay?

All right? It's always Jared.

Okay? And I'm so sick of it.

All right, we were happy in New York.

I was happy. We were with Dad,

and everything was fine, okay?

I hate Jared. I hate him.

I hate Jared. I hate him.

Simon...

Hey. Where-where you going?

What's wrong with your brother?

Everyone in Henson... -Oh, my God.

...will take a nice long nap.

...will take a nice long nap.

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■All too human ■

■A malady ■

■A malady ■

■It's gazing through when I ■

■Dream me a dream... ■

■Dream me a dream... ■

They're all unresponsive,

even though their vital signs are okay.

It's just like they're all asleep.

I'll let you know if there's any developments.

Thank you.

■Dream me a dream, dream me a dream... ■

Are you sure no one took anything?

You know exactly who did this.

You know exactly who did this.

You've barely been here a month,

and it always comes back to Spiderwick.

First, it was Lucinda, and now, it's Jared.

First, it was Lucinda, and now, it's Jared.

Do not accuse my son.

Hey, I didn't do anything, all right?

You poisoned your therapy group.

You poisoned your therapy group.

No, he just put iron in some baked goods

to see if we were faeries.

What are you doing here? -I'm looking for my daughter.

What are you doing here? -I'm looking for my daughter.

The question is...

what areyou doing here?

what areyou doing here?

-Excuse me? -All right, look,

I didn't see Bree leave

so she must still be inside. I'll check.

so she must still be inside. I'll check.

■I would like to fall... ■ -

■Will you level me with a dream? ■

■If I will fall ■

■Fall ■

- ■I would like to fall ■ -■ Fall asleep ■

■Silence ■

■Silence ■

■Would you level me with a dream? ■

■If I will fall ■

■If I will fall ■

■I will fall ■

■Twisted rope ■

■Twisted rope ■

- ■Defies all I know... ■ -■ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh... ■

Rest up, my dragons.

Rest up, my dragons.

Hey.

We have a guest.

Simon.

Simon.

Perfect timing.

I just made dinner.

You'll love it.

You'll love it.

Come on in.

Meat pies.

Tastes like chicken.

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■I don't know what to do ■

■Call me on the telephone ■

■Because I'm feeling all alone ■

■Because I'm feeling all alone ■

■So where do you want to go? ■

■We can hit the road ■

■We canhit the road ■

■We'll find the sun out there ■

■No need to run out there ■

■No need to run out there ■

■Another fire, I'm not afraid ■

■To see new worlds come off the page ■

■I'm not a hero but I can see ■

■I'm not a hero but I can see ■

■There's something specialin you and me ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■And no one gets it like you do ■

■There's something magic in your eyes ■

■There's something magic in your eyes ■

■And no one gets me like you do ■

■Ooh ■

■Ooh ■

■Ooh-ooh ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■There's something magic in your eyes ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■There's something magic in the sky ■

■And no one gets it like you do ■

■There's something magic in your eyes ■

■And no one gets me like you do. ■

■And no one gets me like you do. ■

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