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Can you smell these for me?
A customer said they were off.
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I'd be honoured.
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Oh, yeah, these are rancid.
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Huh.
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I'll take them off your bill!
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Thank you for lending me your nose.
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I'll stick my nose in
your rancid anything
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anytime you want.
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What?
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Excuse me!
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I'm looking for the most
beautiful girl in the world!
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Here she is!
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Can I steal you for a second, mon cheri?
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- Oh!
- Yeah!
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- Hey, DeeJ.
- Eddie.
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- You didn't have to...
- I know!
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Woo!
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Oh, Jesus.
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You okay?
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Of course. Why wouldn't I be okay?
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I dunno. I noticed Eddie
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whisk Gwen away with those flowers...
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then I noticed that single
tear rolling down your cheek.
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I just ate a rancid wing.
That's a salmonella tear.
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My bad.
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Looked like a Gwen tear to me.
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A Gwen tear? Gwen's just a friend.
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And as a friend,
I'm happy she's with Eddie.
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- Gwen Gillian Ganatra?
- Mm-hm?
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You know that you're
the light to my dark,
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and you're the beef to my Stroganoff.
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You are the A$AP Rocky to my Rihanna.
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Oh my God!
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Wait, so he's Riri?
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Will you make me the
happiest man in the world?
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Will you marry me?
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Yes!
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She said yes!
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Another salmonella tear?
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Uh...
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No, that's... that's a Gwen tear.
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It's gonna be alright, big guy.
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Hey, Wayne.
I'm going on my break now.
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Uh-uh, I was gonna go on my break now.
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But I will rock, paper,
scissors you for it, if we must.
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I thought this was your break.
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No, this is my pre-break,
wherein I eat 25 cheese singles
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in preparation for the
break I'm gonna need
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once these singles hit my system.
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And once the tryptophan kicks
in I go on my post-break.
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I thought tryptophan was only in Turkey.
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It's in everything, dude!
Open your eyes!
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Fine, I'll rock, paper,
scissors you for it.
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Okay, on "shoot," yeah?
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Rock, paper...
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Shoot.
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Ooh, sucks, buddy, but
don't ask for 2 out of 3, 'cause I...
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I won't, you win. Bye, Wayne.
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Hello, I'm Keeran.
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I'm single and I'm totally
available to help you.
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Hello.
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Our family has just moved here from Iraq
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and we want to have our
first Canadian experience...
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ice skating!
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Ah, like a Tim Horton's
commercial come to life.
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Yes! Anyway, you have skates?
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Of course. I'd be happy to help you
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with any and all of your Canadian needs.
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Right this way.
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It's simple.
One skate sharpen, one punch.
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Two skate sharpens, two punches.
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Ten skate sharpens...?
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- Ten punches.
- Incorrect!
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Don't worry,
made the same mistake my first day.
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Classic Cynthia gotcha.
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Gotcha!
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It's one free sharpening.
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I love how old school it is.
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Well, actually,
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I have been dying to
just take this online,
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but DJ says that you can't
automate loyalty, so...
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here we are.
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There's actually some truth to that.
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No, actually, there's Visa, Ikea,
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Subway, Starbucks, Uber Eats...
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How do you like working for him?
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- With him.
- Oh, my bad.
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I just thought you
were assistant manager.
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I might be the "assistant manager,"
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but it's pretty 50-50 around here.
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I do the accounting,
payroll, purchase orders...
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What does he do?
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He is the good vibes guy.
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Hmm!
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Morning, DJ.
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If you say so...
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So you do everything?
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You said it, not me.
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- Should I...
- Oof!
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- Uh...
- Uh...
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OMT, please call back at a less
mortifying time, thank you!
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Oh, Chris, I am so sorry.
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It... it was nothing.
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No, it is your first day.
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I am kissing your lips?
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Like some kind of a... a brazen hussy?
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Oh, well...
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Oh, this is something, alright!
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I'm gonna have to file
an incident report
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with HR immediately.
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- Who's HR?
- I am.
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Oh.
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Well, then maybe you can let
yourself off with a warning?
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It was an innocent mistake.
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Oh, that was far too memorable
to just be innocent.
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- But why was it mem...
- Ah, hush-hush-hush!
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I appreciate what you're
trying to do for us, Chris,
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but the cover-up is
worse than the crime.
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Hey. Your ball's getting away.
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It's a metaphor, dude.
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The ball is Gwen.
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Bring it in.
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Oh, honestly, no,
you don't have to do this, buddy.
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I'm okay.
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No, I really do.
You're a shell of a man.
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Okay, easy, I'm not...
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No, I'm feeling your traps, bro,
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and it is knot city back here.
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But don't worry...
All that's gonna go away
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because I set you up with a lunch date.
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- A lunch date?
- Mm-hm.
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Oh, that's really nice,
but I'm not gonna be able to make it.
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What? Why not?
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'Cause I'm in mourning, dude!
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Hey, I know it hurts,
but Gwen's getting married now...
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and you guys were never together!
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That is... true.
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Oof!
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Plus, everyone knows,
if you wanna get over somebody,
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you gotta bone someone
else on your lunch break.
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That is true.
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'Atta boy!
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See ya at lunch.
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Wait... you're not
gonna do my lower back?
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Hey. Boundaries, man.
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Wayne? Wayne? Wayne!
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I'm in love.
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Yeah, egregiously so.
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You know, it's very un-profesh
to flirt with the customers,
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my coquettish friend.
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It's not un-profesh when it's a story
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we're gonna tell our kids!
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Oh, you naïve, ambulatory boner.
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Do you actually think
her parents are gonna let
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their daughter date someone
outside their culture?
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That is so racist!
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Is it racist, or is it reality?
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Or is it both?
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Chew on that.
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Oh, hey. Uh, ready to cash out?
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Uh, thank you for your help.
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Truly my pleasure.
Now, I don't wanna impose,
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but I'm about to go on my lunch break.
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How would you guys feel
about having a conceived,
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born, and bred Canadian
take you skating?
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That sounds very nice.
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Hey, remember, just be yourself,
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and be back before my post-break.
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How would you like to pay?
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- What's up, buddy?
- Yo, what's up, homie?
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Oh, she's right over there.
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Shit...!
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Hey, you must be...
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Uh, actually,
I don't even know your name.
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I'm DJ.
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You're... deaf?
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And you don't talk?
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I don't know sign.
I know, uh, "thank you."
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"Nice to... meet you"?
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"Spicy"?
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Hmm.
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Gimme one second, okay, please?
Just... sit?
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Just... stay?
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"Stay"?
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Stupid...
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So, what do you think?
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Did you just set us up
'cause she's deaf?
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What, no!
Dude, I did it 'cause she's hot!
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- She's... striking!
- Mm-hm!
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I mean...
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But I can't communicate with her.
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- I don't even know her name.
- Oh, it's Marie.
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Yeah, she's here for some
work conference thing,
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but her colleagues
told me she's a blast.
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I just don't see any way
this is gonna work out.
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Hey, 8th grade, you were stuck
in the bathroom for 24 hours.
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What'd you do to survive?
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Look me in the eyes.
Tell me what you did!
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- I drank the toilet water.
- That's right!
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And then what'd you do after
all the water in all the bowls
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was gone 'cause you drank it all?
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- I drank my own urine...
- Yes!
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You figured out a way.
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Yeah, why don't you just
write to her on your phone?
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You can't automate romance, Josh.
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Yeah, you can: Tinder,
Binge, Bumble, Grindr,
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- Uber Eats...
- I got an idea!
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Thanks for doing this, Jen. Huge help.
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I welcome the opportunity
to flex my sign muscles.
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My teacher says I'm
improving at an Olympic rate.
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Well, let's work your magic
and get you on the podium!
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Hello, Marie.
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I'm Jen.
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I'm an athlete...
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...obviously.
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I started in the sport of javelin
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after a freak accident
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- involving my leg bone...
- Hey, Jen, Jen.
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...going all the way through my shin...
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- Can we just talk...?
- Oh, she's replying.
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You're never gonna believe this, but...
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I think Marie is signing in French.
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You're... French?
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Huh!
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Behold our home and native ice rink!
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- It's beautiful!
- It sure is.
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Did you know that
Canada's oldest ice rink
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dates back to 1897?
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Which I know is a mere tadpole
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compared to the age of Mesopotamia.
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I did not know that history!
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Many more timbits where that came from!
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Come on, let's go.
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Phew!
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So, can you understand
any French sign at all?
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- I mean, sign is sign, right?
- No.
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Respectfully, DJ, sign isn't sign.
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I know American sign language, ASL.
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Marie knows French sign language, LSF.
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But...
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How do you not know there
are different sign languages?
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I mean, it's vaguely familiar,
but I wear hearing aids.
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I grew up in a hearing family.
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I'm not "capital d" deaf, you know?
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Well, looks like you're
capital shit outta luck.
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Someone else just swooped in.
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You know what? I'm happy for her.
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He looks like a nice guy.
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Oh, wait, they're signing!
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I think it's just a colleague of hers.
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Maybe he can interpret!
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Oh! You're up, buddy.
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Okay...
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Oh, Chris! Good, you're here.
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HR policy states that
we just have to watch
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this sexual harassment
training module together,
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and then, presto, boom, kazaam!
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This mess is behind us,
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00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,937
and nobody has to tell their husbands.
260
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,739
I... wasn't gonna tell anyone.
261
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,808
Show time!
262
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,010
So, you've crossed
a line in the workplace.
263
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,111
I'm here to change that.
264
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,913
- Okay, this is perfect.
- Is it?
265
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,280
Let's start with language
266
00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,617
that is not okay in the 21st century.
267
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:49,888
Blackmail, lame, spirit animal,
cray-cray, tone-deaf...
268
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,356
"Cray-cray" is out?
269
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,026
Wow, my first interpreter centipede!
270
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,161
Hell, yeah!
271
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,963
Can't wait to eat up what they dish out,
272
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,531
and then I'll dish it out
for you to eat up.
273
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,500
Alright!
274
00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:05,670
Hello. I'm Jen.
275
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,772
I'm an athlete...
276
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,508
...obviously.
Um, I started in the sport...
277
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,910
Jen, I appreciate you,
278
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,378
but for the love of God, come on.
279
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,283
You gotta be kidding me.
280
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,054
What's he saying?
281
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,722
You're never gonna believe this, but...
282
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,725
I think he's interpreting
from LSF to BSL.
283
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,094
- What's BSL?
- British sign language!
284
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,663
Well, what's the problem, then?
285
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,930
That's like an accent thing, right?
286
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,065
No big deal? Good day!
287
00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:36,715
No, DJ.
288
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,803
BSL is a whole other language entirely.
289
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,471
It might as well be GSL.
290
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,707
- What's that?
- Greek.
291
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,141
This is unbelievable.
292
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,144
Well... can you at least get a read
293
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,079
on whether she likes me or not?
294
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,455
Yeah, no, I cannot.
295
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,963
Okay, the important thing
to remember when skating
296
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,232
is to put one skate
in front of the other.
297
00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,369
- Okay.
- Like this!
298
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,838
Oh, like this?
299
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,907
Oh!
300
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,844
Yeah, it's a lot like
the Iraqi dance, uh, uh...
301
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,913
- Chobi!
- Oh! Yeah?
302
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,915
Only on ice and with blades, of course.
303
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,050
Oh, you know the Chobi?
304
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,785
Yeah, big fan! Come on, guys.
305
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,053
Let's go.
306
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,322
I gotta be honest, Jen.
307
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,258
It feels like the universe
doesn't want me and Marie
308
00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:34,459
to be together.
309
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,127
I think I'm gonna throw in the towel.
310
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,396
Hey! What are you, a quitter?
She hasn't left yet,
311
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,800
which means maybe, just maybe,
she is actually into you.
312
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:42,867
That's true...
313
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,671
Huh!
314
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,008
Plus, aren't you always the
one saying never give up?
315
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,409
I'm touched that my inspirational words
316
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,078
spoke to you enough for you
to speak them back to me,
317
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,648
but I still don't see how
we're gonna make this work.
318
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,687
So, this is my sign teacher,
who knows ASL and a little BSL.
319
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,988
Hello, hi.
320
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,824
Thank you so much for
coming on your lunch break.
321
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,296
She says... "No problem!"
322
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,432
Alright, let's do this!
323
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,768
Phew! Okay.
324
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,504
So, Marie, do you come here often?
325
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,457
Ah.
326
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,593
No.
327
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,529
Huh.
328
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,963
Cool.
329
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,334
You know Wayne Gretzky,
our country's, uh...
330
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,738
Younis Mahmoud,
started skating at age two?
331
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,807
His skates are in the
hockey hall of fame,
332
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,608
which I'd skip school to show you.
333
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,076
It's a real must-see.
334
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,748
Whoa!
335
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,684
You guys are real naturals!
336
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,953
Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming.
337
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,355
This is a beavertail pastry,
338
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,857
named after the beaver
and her mighty tail.
339
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,959
It's like our kleicha.
340
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,894
Now, I've never tried
Iraq's unofficial cookie,
341
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,096
but I've been meaning to.
342
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,998
We'd be happy to make you some!
343
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,666
You better not be lying!
344
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,107
So, uh... what kind of doctor are you?
345
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,030
A podiatrist.
346
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,765
Podiatrist?
347
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,934
That's very impressive.
348
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,403
Whew!
349
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,873
This is really painful, right?
350
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,307
Yeah, it's not not painful.
351
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,142
- These one-word answers are...
- Are a nightmare?
352
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,345
What are you,
an awkward Amish teen on Rumspringa?
353
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,580
You gotta ask her some
open-ended questions!
354
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,815
Oh. I got a good one.
355
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,856
- Alright.
- Oh, yeah.
356
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,050
Here it comes.
357
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,019
Marie, who would you say,
in your opinion,
358
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:19,156
is a better doctor,
Dr. Scholl or Dr. Ho?
359
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,292
And why?
360
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,432
That was your good one?
361
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,834
Well, she's a doctor. I thought...
362
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:30,902
No? No good?
363
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,603
It's not great.
364
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,241
What's she saying?
365
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,310
I dunno,
but she doesn't look thrilled.
366
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,611
Yeah, that I got...
367
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,884
Uh... Marie's upset
you called her a "ho."
368
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,185
Ho?!
369
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,320
No, no, no, no, no!
I didn't call her a ho.
370
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,621
Yeah, not according to her.
371
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,822
Not a... Dr. Ho!
372
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:52,924
Tell her! Dr. ho!
373
00:15:08,123 --> 00:15:09,178
I think I made it worse!
374
00:15:09,213 --> 00:15:10,742
Oh my God,
you definitely made it worse!
375
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:11,876
What are you signing?!
376
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,277
I don't know! I'm new at this!
A lot of these signs are going
377
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,581
- way over my head!
- I thought your teacher said you're progressing
378
00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:17,449
- at an olympic rate!
- Well, I lied, okay?
379
00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:18,717
- I lied!
- Why'd you lie?
380
00:15:18,816 --> 00:15:20,619
Because I have a deep
desire to be the best.
381
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,621
Oh my God,
this is a visual cacophony!
382
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:24,522
Why would you ask her about Dr. Ho?
383
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,126
I don't know, okay? I fell asleep
watching an infomercial last night!
384
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,294
Uh... no slut!
385
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,494
No slut!
386
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:37,468
Slut, strumpet,
street-walker, tart, whore.
387
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:39,704
It's illegal!
388
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,171
Oh, dear God!
389
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,506
What have we done?!
390
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,574
What happened?
391
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,176
We slept together, that's what happened!
392
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,910
And I liked it...
393
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,115
I cannot emphasize this enough:
It's nothing.
394
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,519
Nothing?! This is not nothing, okay?
395
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,854
Oh, jeez, the last time I got caught up
396
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,022
in something like this,
397
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,557
I almost got three fingers cut off!
398
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,593
- By DJ?
- In Caracas, by the jefe's wife.
399
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,630
I gotta report this to HR immediately!
400
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,532
Oh, man!
401
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,533
Oh my God, I humped your chair!
402
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,635
Oh!
403
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,537
So you're a predator now, ugh!
404
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,845
Hey.
405
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,082
Sorry that didn't end in true love.
406
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,450
Who are you signing for?
407
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,085
Oh, my bad.
408
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,821
I think I finally found my groove.
409
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:30,922
Nice.
410
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,391
It's all good.
It was a fool's errand, anyway.
411
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,359
You can't bring a tongue
to a finger fight.
412
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,762
Well, I'm gay. We bring both.
413
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,196
Touché.
414
00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:47,738
Marie? Hey... I'm really sorry.
415
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,207
Listen, I didn't...
416
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,574
Not "listen." Shit.
417
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:56,180
I was just, uh, looking for a
way to communicate with you,
418
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,750
and I... I'm sorry I... I screwed it up.
419
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,586
And... you're not...
420
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,854
No?
421
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,255
One second.
422
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,660
Uh...
423
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,662
Peace offering?
424
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,930
I think you're...
425
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,236
Spicy!
426
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,681
Hey, Chris. Got a minute?
427
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,816
Uh, I was just trying to clean this up.
428
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,252
You know, do my job.
429
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,653
Great initiative.
430
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:36,707
Take a break.
431
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:40,291
I filed that second
incident report with HR.
432
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,426
Oh. What was the verdict?
433
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,895
Policy dictates we now take a three-day
434
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,565
sexual harassment seminar...
435
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,001
in Niagara Falls! Ha!
436
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,503
The romantic capital of North America?
437
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,306
That sounds really unnecessary
and kind of expensive.
438
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,740
Don't fret about cost.
439
00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,511
I mean, HR is willing to use up
all the points that I set aside
440
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,613
for a trip to Milan with my husband
441
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,983
so that we could save our careers.
442
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,385
- Cynthia?
- Yeah?
443
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,887
Both of these incidents were nothing.
444
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,857
I think you're blowing
this out of proportion.
445
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,858
You... you really believe that?
446
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,194
I do.
447
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,695
Can we please let this go?
448
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,997
It's my first day at work
and I would love...
449
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,798
to just move on.
450
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,201
Huh!
451
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,672
Uh, maybe I did just get
a little carried away
452
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,241
just trying to do the right thing.
453
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,742
Well... you meant well.
454
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,478
So, shall we reset and
never speak of this again?
455
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,915
Never speak of what again?
456
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,550
Ha-ha!
457
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,618
Yeah!
458
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,852
Oh!
459
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,820
Oof!
460
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,027
Is this also nothing?
461
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,361
Um...
462
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,763
This feels like something.
463
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,133
If anybody wants me,
I am in Niagara Falls!
464
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,002
Thank you very much, Keeran.
465
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,037
This was a great experience.
466
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,438
My pleasure, Fam.
467
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,108
Anytime you want a free skate,
you know who to call!
468
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,045
Uh, hey, Rana,
can I talk to you for a second?
469
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,680
Uh, sure.
470
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,517
What's up?
471
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,986
Um, as salaam alaikum.
472
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,255
I was just wondering if, uh,
you wanna dine out sometime on me,
473
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,959
or if you wanted to stay inside,
uh, maybe I could make you some,
474
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:27,798
uh, quzi or maqluba,
or, uh, some... baytinijan?
475
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,000
- No.
- No?!
476
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,400
I can't.
477
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,737
But thanks for hanging with my parents.
478
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,405
They loved it.
479
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,175
Oh my God.
480
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,677
Wayne was right.
481
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,615
Look, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Hassan,
482
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,417
I know our cultures are very,
very different,
483
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,185
but I'm in love with your daughter.
484
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,487
I'll do anything for her.
485
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,088
I'll protect her. I'll honour her.
486
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,056
I'll even convert to Islam for her.
487
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,258
We are atheists.
488
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,426
This has nothing to do with our culture.
489
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,496
Oh... So, what's the problem?
490
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,564
The problem? Ha! How do you say...?
491
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,299
She's a 10 and you're a...
492
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,568
- 6.
- That's it.
493
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,438
Also, it seems like she's not, um...
494
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,474
How do you say, um...?
495
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,242
- On the market.
- Yes.
496
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,910
Very good.
497
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,254
That... was...
498
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,857
incroyable!
499
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,525
Can I see you again?
500
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,597
Phew...
501
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,634
Jen... You sure this is cool?
502
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,503
I mean, this feels a little wrong.
503
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,740
Hey, if accessibility is wrong,
we don't wanna be right.
504
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,689
She says she doesn't do long-distance.
505
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,491
What?
506
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,026
You sure that's what she said?
507
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,293
Positive.
508
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,984
I know you can't hear it,
509
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,253
but this guitar solo is tremendous.
510
00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:38,094
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