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- Previously on Mom...
- We caught Roscoe smoking marijuana.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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Roscoe, after everything
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you've seen me and
your grandma go through,
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why would you do this?
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I'm sorry. It was the first time.
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I didn't even like it.
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Ah, he thinks we're stupid.
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What do you want from
me? I said I'm sorry.
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It's a crutch that
people use when, you know,
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they're dealing with
feelings they don't like.
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I get it.
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Is that why you did it?
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- The truth?
- Yeah.
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We were out of beer.
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_
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He's
12-years-old,
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Marjorie, and he's getting high,
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and I can't help worrying he's
gonna need his college fund
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for bail and then he's gonna find out
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I never started his college fund.
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I know but...
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Yeah but...
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But I'm...
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Well, if you're just gonna
be calm and reasonable,
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I can't talk to you!
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Okay, here he comes, got to go.
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Love you, too.
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Hey, buddy.
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Hey.
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How'd therapy go?
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Fine.
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What'd you think of Dr. LaSalle?
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He's okay.
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"Okay."
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That can mean a lot of things,
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like, "okay!" Or,
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"okay."
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I like him.
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Good.
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Good.
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I know I'm not supposed to ask
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what you talked about
with your therapist,
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and I never would,
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but... if you want to tell me, you can.
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I know.
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Operators are standing by.
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What's an operator?
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Never mind.
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Want to stop and get a slice of pizza?
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Maybe chat?
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No, I just want to go home.
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I've been talking for an hour.
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Sure, sorry, of course.
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Talking for an hour.
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Must've had a lot to say.
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Did my name come up?
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That's a yes.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Aren't you eating?
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I went to a lot of
trouble for this dinner.
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Hey, I had to park
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and go inside for extra sauce packets.
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Sorry, I've got a lot on my mind.
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Oh, relax.
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He's seeing a therapist,
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he'll work it out.
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What are you doing?
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Roscoe knows the rule...
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If you're away from
the table five minutes,
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your food's in play.
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He has been in the bathroom a while.
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Should I check on him?
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Not that this will stop you,
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but no.
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Kids need space, take it from me.
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Is that why
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I didn't see you my
entire sophomore year?
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You're welcome.
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Well, I'm not doing that.
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Baxter gave him space
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and he started getting high over there.
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Oh, come on, Christy, he was
probably getting high here, too.
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I'm checking on him.
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Five minutes on your drumstick,
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the clock is ticking.
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Roscoe? What's goin' on in there?
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What do you think?
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I'm going to the bathroom.
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Taking you a long time.
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It's a number two.
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Oh really, at this time of night?
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This is when it wants out.
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Well, you're certainly giving him plenty
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to talk to his therapist about.
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What if he's smoking pot in there?
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- Roscoe, are you smoking pot in there?
- No!
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You want to plant some weed on him
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like a dirty cop or can we go now?
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When you come out, I better smell poop!
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Enjoy.
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Put your shoes on, let's go.
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Where are we going?
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Grandma and I are going to a meeting,
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and I'm not leaving you here alone.
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Why do you have to go to a meeting?
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Because if I miss one,
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I start to get a little crazy.
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Start?
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Ready to roll?
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Just waiting for him
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to put his shoes on.
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Why are we dragging him with us?
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Because I'm not comfortable
leaving him here alone.
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Why? There's nothing in the house.
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What's he gonna do, smoke
a bowl of Grape-Nuts?
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Don't give him ideas.
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Get in the car.
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Let me finish putting my shoes on.
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Slower.
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- Would anyone else like to share?
- I would.
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Hey, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Jill.
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Christy, I hope your son's headphones
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are on nice and tight, 'cause
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I got some grown-up
stuff I want to share.
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Hang on.
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Good news, Roscoe, you're adopted.
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Share away.
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Okay.
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So, I had dinner with an
old boyfriend last night.
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Thank you, Facebook.
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I looked him up to see if
he had gained any weight
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or lost his hair.
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Turned out, he hadn't gained any weight
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but he had lost his wife.
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Not to death, to divorce,
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so it wasn't super sad.
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Anyway,
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we got together and
I realized right away
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that he was still loud
and obnoxious and crass.
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Then I slept with him.
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But I did it with a clear head
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and I knew where I was in the morning,
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so that's progress.
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Way to go, sobriety.
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Thank you.
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- Who's next?
- Christy wants to share.
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- I don't need to.
- I disagree.
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Tell her she can't make me share.
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You can't make her share.
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But I think you should.
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Fine.
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Christy, alcoholic.
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Hi, Christy.
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Well, I'm still having a problem
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with my son
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and as you can see, he's...
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What the hell?
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Where'd he go?
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He walked out during Jill's share.
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Why didn't somebody say something?
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What were we supposed to say?
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Well, don't look at
me, I was dozing off.
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Hey!
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Well, next time, don't
slow-roll the sex part.
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Am I the only sane person here?
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Roscoe! Roscoe!
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Okay, while Nancy Drew
is solving this mystery,
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I'll go.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
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Hi, Bonnie.
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Well, you just got a
glimpse into my life.
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With my daughter in a
constant state of panic,
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I find myself suddenly being the wise,
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old voice of reason.
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And it makes me feel like
Marjorie and I don't like it.
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What?
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Your mom's looking for you.
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I'm right here.
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Roscoe!
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Roscoe!
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- Should we tell her?
- I don't want her back, do you?
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Roscoe!
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Excuse me.
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- You gonna go get her?
- No, I'm going to the bathroom.
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I'm not saying you're a bad father,
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I just want to make sure
he's properly supervised.
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No, Baxter, I'm not overreacting.
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What are you trying to do,
quote the serenity prayer?
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'Cause that's the lyrics
to "Livin' on a Prayer."
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He cuts to the middle.
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- There he is, first down!
- Got to go.
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27 yard line, Michael...
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What the hell's going on here?
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We're watching a game.
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No, you're undermining
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everything I'm trying to do.
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What are you talking about?
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I know what she's talking about.
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Good luck.
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- What's your deal?
- Bup-bup-bup.
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... at the slot, nice break.
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Maybe you don't know,
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but we are in a crisis
with that young man
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and you're sitting here
getting drunk in front of him!
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I'm not getting drunk.
I'm getting happy.
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You're making drinking look cool.
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I make everything look cool,
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it's what I do.
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Don't you sass me!
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Don't you talk to me
like I'm a six-year-old.
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Nobody told me I can't drink
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in front of the kid.
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What's going on?
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Why didn't you tell him
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he couldn't drink in front of Roscoe?
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Because that's stupid,
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- and I don't say stupid things.
- Sure you do.
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Wait,
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we're on the same side.
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Oh, so now there are sides?
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Everyone against me?
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We're not against you,
it's just that you're
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trying to raise your kid like he's
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the boy in the plastic bubble.
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Good movie.
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John Travolta. People didn't really
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respect his acting chops
coming off of Kotter,
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but he showed some
serious range in that.
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What is wrong with you?
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Sorry, sorry.
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Turns out I am a little drunk.
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All right, new rule:
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no more beer in the house, ever!
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- What about...
- No weed either!
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And if he's coming over,
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I need to know about it ahead of time!
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- Why?
- Because I need to know!
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Okay, you're way over the line.
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Don't you tell me I'm over the line!
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A couple of years ago,
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the only lines you
knew went up your nose!
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Crazy never takes a
day off here, does it?
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So it turns out,
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my old boyfriend is
a little less divorced
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than I was led to believe.
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What does that mean?
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He's happily married
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and his wife was out of town.
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I guess that's the end of that.
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Well, that's the obvious move.
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I'll keep you posted.
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- Where's your mom?
- Who cares?
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Oh, no, don't tell me
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you two are bickering.
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Back me up here.
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Her boyfriend was drinking
beer in front of Roscoe.
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That's a huge problem, right?
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I don't think so.
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Wow.
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Et Tu, Marjorie?
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Someone wants us to know
they're going to college.
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Of all people, I thought
you'd see what I'm up against.
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Well, Christy, you have to
know that watching your son
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every minute of the
day is not the answer.
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I think you're wrong. I
think it's the perfect answer.
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You know when I was a little girl,
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my parents gave me a baby duck.
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I named him Lucky.
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This better go somewhere, Wendy.
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Hang on.
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00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,289
I was so afraid that
something would happen
274
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to my little baby duck, I
took him with me everywhere.
275
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,411
Seriously, I'm a woman on the edge.
276
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,464
He had a cage in the
backyard, but I was worried
277
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,300
coyotes would eat him, so I
brought him to bed with me.
278
00:10:36,476 --> 00:10:37,585
And?
279
00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:41,806
And... I accidentally rolled
on top of him in my sleep,
280
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,922
and that was it for poor Lucky.
281
00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:48,012
So you're saying I could kill
my son by caring about him?
282
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I think she's saying, in
her own adorable way...
283
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Thank you.
284
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,929
... that it is possible to
love something too much.
285
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,898
You really think I need
to stop seeing that guy?
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00:10:58,941 --> 00:11:00,691
Hang on, Jill.
287
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,054
I mean, his wife's
not back till Tuesday.
288
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,031
Christy, is there a chance
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that you're going past
mothering into smothering?
290
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,836
You know, Marjorie,
just because it rhymes
291
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,254
doesn't make it good advice.
292
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,554
Oh, I've been wanting
to say that for so long.
293
00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:19,293
You're carrying around so much anger
294
00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,462
about your mother, about your son.
295
00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:23,214
Have you thought of trying Al-Anon?
296
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:25,633
I don't want to go to Al-Anon.
297
00:11:25,635 --> 00:11:27,935
All those people do is bitch and moan.
298
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,941
All right, I'll say it.
299
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You'll fit right in!
300
00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:38,362
I just think it would
help you put your focus
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on yourself instead of the
things you can't control.
302
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,336
Unbelievable.
303
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,286
I come to you with serious
concerns about my child,
304
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and you give me more
meetings and dead ducks.
305
00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:50,908
It was just one dead
duck, and he had a name!
306
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,289
- What?
- Nothing.
307
00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:07,614
It's just...
308
00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:13,931
When I got sober, I began to understand
309
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,400
the damage that I'd done to
my kids while I was drinking.
310
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,768
And it haunts me.
311
00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:20,319
I beat myself up about it every day.
312
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,907
And so I just wonder what
it must be like for you
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to not have any of those
feelings about yourself.
314
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,280
It's okay.
315
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,835
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.
316
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,787
We're all done, but I'd love to talk
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00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,789
to the two of you for a few minutes.
318
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,291
Roscoe, you can wait here.
319
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,759
By himself?
320
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,844
Yeah, I saw it.
321
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,179
Please.
322
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,717
So I've talked to
Roscoe a few times now,
323
00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:51,969
and I've also spoken
to some of his teachers,
324
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:55,189
and I feel confident that he
does not have a drug problem.
325
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,807
Oh, that's terrific.
326
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,943
An actual doctor says he
doesn't have a problem.
327
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,312
You are an actual doctor, right?
328
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,646
I am.
329
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,648
I'm only asking 'cause in California
330
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any clown can hang a shingle.
331
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,321
What are you basing that
on, what Roscoe says?
332
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,656
He can lie to you just
like he lied to us.
333
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,750
That's true, but I've been
doing this a long time.
334
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,712
I've also been sober for
22 years, and I think that
335
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:22,082
what we're seeing with Roscoe
is typical experimentation.
336
00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:25,836
A 12-year-old smoking
pot hardly seems typical.
337
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,039
It's not as unusual as you might think.
338
00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:29,267
You were 12.
339
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,459
I was 11, and you're not helping.
340
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:35,179
So, what, you expect me to go home
341
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,597
and pretend this is no big deal?
342
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,515
- I think what Dr. LaSalle is saying...
- Hey!
343
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,867
I'm not spending $150
an hour to hear from you.
344
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,273
Can you promise me that
this isn't gonna lead
345
00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:48,192
to a bigger problem down the line?
346
00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:49,994
No, I can't.
347
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,780
But I can tell you that
your son's trying very hard
348
00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,665
to rebuild his trust with you.
349
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:57,868
Well, it takes a long
time to get my trust back.
350
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,187
I'm going into my third decade.
351
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,925
Christy, I know what
you're going through.
352
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,212
My husband and I have
teenagers ourselves.
353
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,463
It's a scary world,
354
00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:11,765
and you want to protect
them from everything.
355
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,101
But sometimes all you
can do is stay close
356
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,945
and let them find their own way.
357
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,867
Well put.
358
00:14:19,812 --> 00:14:21,392
Hey, while we're here,
359
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,810
I've been having
360
00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:25,492
a recurring dream where I'm at a...
361
00:14:26,023 --> 00:14:28,365
a big fancy banquet,
and there are a lot of
362
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,901
important people there, but
I can't for the life of me
363
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,453
find a place to pee.
364
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,489
What do you think that means?
365
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,241
Mom! Roscoe.
366
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,711
Oh, sorry, I thought
we were done with him.
367
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,714
Roscoe, wait here.
368
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,029
I'm gonna talk to your
dad before you go in.
369
00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:47,444
You mean yell at him?
370
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,136
Would you rather I yell at you?
371
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,554
Take your time.
372
00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:55,319
Put those down.
373
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:57,761
Are you gonna yell at me, too?
374
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:01,125
No. I think your mom's done
enough of that for both of us.
375
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,233
I just want to know how you're doing.
376
00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:06,639
Everybody keeps asking
me that. I'm fine.
377
00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:08,238
You know what, that's probably true.
378
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,606
I think you are fine.
379
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,691
You do?
380
00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:13,797
Yeah. Your biggest problem is
you come from a crazy family.
381
00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,663
Oh, for God's sakes, Christy!
382
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,449
I'm not putting a surveillance
camera in his room!
383
00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:23,454
And you have every reason to
be mad at your mom and dad.
384
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,788
And even me.
385
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:28,625
- I am kind of sometimes.
- I totally get it.
386
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,928
I spent most of my life
pissed off at the world.
387
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,380
So I got high, I made bad choices,
388
00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:36,273
and then I got even higher
to forget the bad choices.
389
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,415
Your mom wasn't much different.
390
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:42,164
She was mad at me, so she
did a lot of dumb things.
391
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:45,734
Thank God both of us
got our lives together.
392
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:49,008
Yes, there's wine in
the cellar, beer in the fridge,
393
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:52,758
and thanks to you, Xanax
in the medicine cabinet!
394
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:57,804
My point is...
395
00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:01,010
the best thing you can
do is take your anger
396
00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:02,941
and turn it into something positive.
397
00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:05,264
In fact, if you really want
to be a rebel in this family,
398
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,632
don't waste your time getting high,
399
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,935
do well in school and succeed in life.
400
00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:12,081
I guess I can do that.
401
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:14,442
And if the goal is just
to piss off your mom,
402
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,884
make a lot of money
and buy Grandma a condo.
403
00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:21,599
You kicked me! I can't
believe you kicked me!
404
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,787
Maybe everyone's mad at me,
405
00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,488
but I think I'm handling
this really well.
406
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,707
Everyone is mad at you, and you're not.
407
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:35,355
Disagree. I'm a mama bear
fiercely protecting her cub.
408
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,330
Yeah, or you're a middle-aged drunk
409
00:16:37,355 --> 00:16:39,646
who's projecting her fears
about herself onto her son.
410
00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:42,088
Hey, I'm not middle-aged
till next March.
411
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:46,529
Where'd you come up
with this stuff anyway?
412
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,258
I've been going to Al-Anon.
413
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,593
Why?
414
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:53,279
Because I live with an
alcoholic who drives me nuts.
415
00:16:55,743 --> 00:16:57,091
Me?
416
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,854
So, wait, you're going to
meetings to deal with me?
417
00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,273
I go to meetings to
deal with a lot of stuff.
418
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,908
But, yeah, mostly you.
419
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,517
How long has this been going on?
420
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:09,862
Not long.
421
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:11,443
Two years.
422
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,532
Why are we stopping?
423
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,867
'Cause I'm going to an Al-Anon meeting.
424
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:15,918
You want to come?
425
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,388
- No, I would not.
- Fine.
426
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,624
You're not gonna try to talk me into it?
427
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:24,162
No. I'm leaving that up to you.
428
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,854
'Cause I can't control
anyone else's life,
429
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,662
I can only control my own.
430
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,633
And, yeah, that can be really scary,
431
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,458
especially when it's your kid
and you love them very much.
432
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,625
And that's what I learned at Al-Anon.
433
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,733
Anyway, I'll see you in an hour.
434
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:41,185
- Try not to get abducted.
- Wait.
435
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,397
Do they have coffee?
436
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,044
Yeah, but I wouldn't drink it.
437
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:49,771
- Fine, I'll go.
- Great. Oh, just a heads up.
438
00:17:49,796 --> 00:17:52,631
You're kind of famous in this
meeting, but not in a good way.
439
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,821
What?!
440
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:56,013
What did you say about me?!
441
00:18:03,311 --> 00:18:04,844
When I left the house this morning,
442
00:18:04,846 --> 00:18:07,263
my wife was already three drinks in.
443
00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:09,159
I know I'm not supposed to count,
444
00:18:09,184 --> 00:18:10,961
but I just happened to notice.
445
00:18:12,571 --> 00:18:17,050
And when I was walking out, she asked
me if I would call in sick for her.
446
00:18:17,481 --> 00:18:19,181
But I didn't do it.
447
00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:22,529
You see, because she's not sick.
448
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:26,341
I mean, she is, but in a different way.
449
00:18:27,654 --> 00:18:29,836
It used to be that I
would spend the whole day
450
00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,699
just worryin' about her,
451
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:35,162
about us and what was gonna happen.
452
00:18:37,521 --> 00:18:39,629
But I actually wound
up having a good day.
453
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:43,299
Went to work, had
lunch with some friends,
454
00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:45,575
came here, and...
455
00:18:46,248 --> 00:18:48,544
I'll deal with home when I get there.
456
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,479
Anyway, thanks.
457
00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,498
We have time for one more.
458
00:18:55,523 --> 00:18:57,440
Would our newcomer like to share?
459
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,115
Oh. Okay.
460
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:08,029
Hi. I'm Christy and I'm...
461
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:11,349
- What am I here?
- You're Christy.
462
00:19:11,563 --> 00:19:13,863
- That's it?
- That's enough. Go.
463
00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,465
Right.
464
00:19:16,562 --> 00:19:18,228
Uh...
465
00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:23,349
I don't know what to say exactly.
466
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,914
I guess what's happening is, uh...
467
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:32,126
... my 12-year-old
son's been
468
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,568
smoking pot and drinking beer.
469
00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:37,082
And...
470
00:19:40,921 --> 00:19:42,554
I'm...
471
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,418
I'm just really, really scared.
472
00:19:51,629 --> 00:19:54,047
She's usually a lot more annoying.
473
00:19:56,915 --> 00:20:00,732
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