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This is my boss,

Jonathan hart, a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy, 'cause when they met...

It was murder.

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[Max] Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. H.

[Jonathan] Morning, Max. [Jennifer] Morning, Max.

What happened to you, spring fever?

Thanks.

I'm sorry I was late, Mr. and Mrs. H,

but, freeway got me up in the middle of the night and I couldn't go back to sleep.

I hope his barking didn't disturb you.

Nope. We didn't hear a thing.

What's the matter, baby? Did you have nightmares?

I guess so. I checked the house.

He's got a vivid imagination.

If it's okay with you two, I'll be back in a half-hour.

I'm going over to see Maria.

Isn't that the Sawyers' maid, Max?

Yeah. Uh, she's been depressed or something lately.

She's says she's been too busy to see me for the last week.

Maybe it's because it's her birthday tomorrow.

Well, you know how it is, women and their birthdays.

Maybe she's depressed

because the Sawyers are away on a safari in Africa.

I've got an idea.

Why don't you invite Maria to come to dinner tonight?

Just the two of you.

Is that all right with you?

Sure. Why not? [Jennifer] Sure.

Bring her over. A little party might cheer her up.

Yeah, maybe so. I'll go over and ask her right now.

Come on, freeway. [Barking]

Freeway come on, go on. Get outta there, freeway!

[Freeway barks] Ah.

Well, you know what I think? [Sighs] What?

I think, that Max is smitten.

With Maria?

She's lived next door for years.

Well, you know how it is.

When it's spring,

a young man's fancy turns to... "forgery."

Well, not necessarily forgery.

There's been a forgery in our neighborhood.

Listen to this:

"The world-famous Picasso owned by the Arthur wente since 1968

has been declared a master forgery,

by a panel of experts from the la county museum of art.

Apparently, the painting was loaned to the museum for an exhibit."

Wasn't this one of those paintings they bought

in that collection in Geneva last year?

Yeah, I think it was.

And the wentes are trustees at the museum.

They're pretty tough people to fool.

You know, how good forgeries are these days.

I'm awfully glad we had our paintings examined this year.

Well, you know me.

I always insist on the real thing.

Thank you, darling.

Like butter.

Butter?

For the croissant.

[Scoffs]

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[Max] I'm coming, freeway. I'm coming.

Okay, let's go.

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Come on, freeway. We've got a little social call to make.

[Freeway barking]

Come on.

This way, freeway. [Freeway barks]

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[Doorbell rings]

Good morning. Can I help you?

I'm Max, I work for the harts next door.

And this is freeway.

Is our security system off?

No. We have keys to your doors, and vice versa.

Good neighbor policy.

Is Maria in?

She is, but she's a little under the weather.

Oh, I guess I picked the wrong time. Well...

Give her my regards and tell her to call me one of these days.

No. Please, come in.

[Freeway barks] [Man] I'll tell her you're here.

Oh, Max. Freeway. Hi, Maria.

Uh, Maria, you wanna come over for dinner tonight

on account of your birthday?

I'd love to, but, uh, um...

Oh, I see.

No, no. You don't understand.

He works here. I'll call you at home.

[Mrs. Hyatt] Maria.

[Maria] Mrs. Hyatt. Introduce us to your friend.

Yes.

[Stammering] This is Max.

Uh, Max, this is Mr. and Mrs. Hyatt.

How do you do? Friends of the Sawyers.

Pleased to meet you. How do you do?

I'm from next door. I work for the harts.

Oh, the Jonathan harts, yes.

Peter and Laura have talked about them often.

I came over to ask Maria to come over tonight for dinner.

Well, Maria, you know your responsibilities here.

Can you afford the time?

It's her birthday.

Oh, well, in that case, of course.

Thank you.

Come on, freeway. Let's get going.

Maria, I'll see you about 8:00.

Thank you very much.

Bye. I'll be there.

Bye thank you, Max. Oh, Blake.

Oh, that's all right. I've been here before.

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Very good, Maria.

If you can convince everyone that well,

the Sawyers have a chance of surviving their little safari.

Don't hurt them, please. I'll do as you say.

That's the fellow, I caught her talking to yesterday.

He came in through the garden gate.

They've got keys to our whole system.

Figures. The Sawyers have the keys to theirs.

But at least now we know.

You won't talk, now, will you, Maria?

No, I...

Because if you do, the only endangered species

on that safari will be the Sawyers themselves.

[Maria] Oh! Please!

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[Sobs quietly]

Oh, Max, that was fast. All set?

Yes, so she's coming over tonight at 8:00 o'clock.

Well, did the invitation cheer her up?

Not much. I think she's having a tough time adjusting to the house sitters.

The house sitters?

Yeah. A Mr. and Mrs. Hyatt and their chauffeur.

They're staying at the house until the Sawyers get back.

Nice people? Mm. Seem all right to me.

The chauffeur's okay, if you like very tall men.

But the Sawyers never said anything about house sitters.

We were supposed to look after the house.

Darling, can you be a half-hour late for the office?

Sure, just give me time to hitch up the welcome wagon.

Great.

[Footsteps approaching]

Darling, whatever happened to that safari trip

we were supposed to go on this year?

Remember? The bahama trip came up.

Oh. Wouldn't it be nice to go to Kenya again?

Remember that little camp near maralal?

No phones, no mail.

Just 12 hours of sunshine and 12 hours of night.

[Jonathan inhales] Let's book that trip again. [Chuckles]

[Doorbell rings]

Hello.

Yes, uh, may I help you? Yes, we're the harts.

We're friends of the Sawyers.

Oh, yes, your Butler was here earlier.

Please, come in.

Thank you. Thank you.

He's a lot bigger than Max.

Well, maybe Max will, uh, make it up to Maria tonight.

Well, this is our day for neighbors.

I'm Cheryl Hyatt. How do you do?

I'm Jonathan hart. This is my wife Jennifer.

How do you do? How do you do?

Oh, Laura's told us so much about you. Oh.

Hello, I'm bill Hyatt. Nice to meet you.

How do you do? How do you do?

Well, what can we do for you?

Oh, well, I'm afraid, we're the welcoming committee.

We would've come over sooner,

but we had no idea that you were here.

Oh, please, do come in and sit down.

Oh, thank you. We've only been here a week, and we're barely unpacked.

Otherwise, I would have dropped by to say hello to you.

Oh. Would you care for some coffee?

Oh, no. No, thank you.

No, thanks. We're just gonna stay for a minute.

Well, it's nice to know that Peter and Laura live in such a friendly place.

[Jennifer] Oh. Until today, we hadn't met a soul.

Well, bel air can be a very private community.

Well, we're not complaining.

Peace and quiet is what uncle Leo needs.

We're just stopping here on our way to Tahiti.

Uncle Leo?

Yes, there are four of us,

and Blake's been with us forever. [Jennifer] Ah.

Just sold my business.

All we want now is a nice, quiet place away from it all,

like the Sawyers in Kenya.

Oh. Kenya's my weakness. We were just talking about it.

They love it over there too.

In fact, we spoke to them yesterday.

[Jennifer] Oh.

We go back a few years.

Oh, yes. Bill and, uh, Peter met in college.

I hope you don't mind Maria coming to dinner with us.

Oh, of course not.

As a matter of fact, I hope it will perk her up.

She misses her employers.

I mean, we have known her for years, but somehow, it's just not the same.

Well, I think we should be going.

Have a nice stay while you're here. I think we'll be running along.

So nice to meet you. Thank you.

If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to call. Thank you.

Maria has our number. Thank you for the offer.

Pleasure. [Bill] Goodbye.

Blake will see you out.

[Both] Thank you. [Bill] Yeah.

Thank you.

Thanks.

They seem nice. Mm.

It's interesting that they're traveling with their Butler.

I would've thought that Maria would have had more free time.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe Max is losing the battle for Maria's heart.

Ah, never mind, we're gonna solve that, I'm taking Max shopping today.

We're gonna get her a cashmere sweater and some perfume.

Cashmere and perfume. Mm-hmm.

Ah, that's the perfect way to treat a lady.

I had a good teacher.

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They're gone.

Good. I'd like to weld that garden gate shut.

You better check on Maria.

Well, let's get the monet. Leo needs it again.

Mm-hmm.

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[Leo clapping] Ah. Hmm. At last!

You know, I cannot work all day from the memory.

We have had company. Leo, I told you about the draperies!

There's only one thing worse than electric lights,

a painting painted under electric lights.

[Speaking in Italian]

We seem to have revolving doors on the garden gates. Friendly neighbors.

Not bad.

[Leo] Thank you. You're very kind.

Of course, the composition is a bit off,

but that is monet...

Not callioni.

What's the timetable?

Hmm. Two, three days.

But I think, perhaps it had better be two.

[Bill] One of the forgeries has been discovered.

Sí.

How were we to know the...

The lady of the house was a patron of the museum?

I am good. [Chuckles] Very good.

But I cannot fool all of the experts, all of the time.

Maybe we're still okay. That forgery could have been painted

six months to a year ago, as far as they're concerned.

No, no, no. Unfortunately, there are tests.

[Chuckles] You know that.

They'll soon know the... The paint is only five days old.

This is why we must hurry.

[Chuckles] A pity.

I like to, to take my time.

Can you finish in time?

Ah, sí, sí.It can be done.

The Van gogh was the hardest.

[Leo chuckles] It was so difficult to duplicate that...

That volatile technique.

Those harts are going to miss their Vincent.

[Bill] They may miss more than that.

If they don't stop crossing the garden,

they may find themselves under it.

[Ambient music playing]

[Typewriter clicking]

Hi, Max. Mail call?

Yeah, Mrs. H, and this one's got some fancy stamps on it to add to your collection.

Oh, it's from Kenya.

It must be Peter and Laura. [Paper ruffling]

Let's see what they have to say.

[Paper ruffles]

"Dear Jennifer, arrived in Nairobi last week.

It's so beautiful here.

Tomorrow we set out for the bush,

incommunicado for three weeks.

We hate to see this vacation end.

Tell Jonathan hello for us. Thanks again for keeping a...

Thanks again for keeping an eye on the house and Maria.

See you soon. Love, Laura."

Mrs. H, how come they thank us for looking after the house

when they got the hyatts over there?

There's something else, Max.

Why would they say they spoke to them by phone yesterday?

This letter is dated ten days ago.

They're still out in the bush.

There are no phones out there.

I'm gonna call Maria.

I wouldn't do that, Mrs. H.

I've been trying to get her all morning

to check on tonight's menu.

And the chauffeur keeps saying she's never in.

I got a hunch they don't like her to get calls.

[Phone clicks]

What's going on over there?

Tell you what. It's now 1:00 o'clock.

Maria is usually gardening from 1:00 to 2:00.

I can go over there and talk to her away from the house.

I tell you what.

Let's both go.

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[Door clicking]

[Whistling]

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Did you see anything?

Plenty. Come on.

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[Jennifer] I know, they're planning a switch.

What are we gonna do?

We'll just wait for them to steal the Van gogh.

We'll do exactly what he said.

Just sit by and let it disappear?

You're right. We've gotta take some kind of action.

And we will.

You know what we'll do?

We'll make it easy for them.

[Ominous music playing]

We warned you about the curtains!

And I cautioned you as well. I am not the maid.

I can assume that Mrs. Hart saw the Van gogh,

and I think she'll guess that we're planning

to hit her house next.

Yes, but she's too clever for her own good.

[Phone ringing]

Maria. Yes.

[Ringing continues]

Hello?

It's Mr. Hart. I didn't call him.

Mr. Hart.

[Chuckles] Jonathan.

W... well, that's very kind of you.

We would be delighted.

8:00 o'clock?

Thank you. Bye.

What is it?

Odd. Our neighbors have suddenly decided to become very chummy.

We are invited to Maria's birthday party.

I don't like it.

I do. Don't you see?

They're playing a little game.

They're planning to set us up for the switch.

And after we leave, they will take what they believe to be the phony Van gogh

straight to the police.

Hmm. What they don't know is they'll be getting back the original tonight.

As far as the police go,

they will look like the little boy that called wolf.

Oh, they are making it so easy for us.

[Laughing]

Oh, that's perfect, Max.

Now, put it out on the patio.

I wanna get them out of the house as soon as possible.

Right, Mrs. H.

I knew they were no good the moment I saw them.

Poor Maria. I think she's seen better birthdays. I know.

But it'll be over by tomorrow.

Just tell Maria to hold tight.

I will.

Darling?

I turned off the alarm system. I left the gate open.

If the chauffer does his work, they shouldn't have trouble getting in.

Did you loosen the frame?

Yeah, all the screws are loosened.

If we do anything more, they'll have to cut us in.

Now, what we'll do is we'll give them plenty of time to make the switch,

then they'll leave peaceably,

then you and I will call the lieutenant.

Okay. I hope it works.

I hope so too.

[Doorbell rings]

[Ominous music playing]

Make a wish, Maria.

It's sure to come true.

[All cheer, applaud] [Chuckles]

What a difference a day makes. You'll see.

[Freeway barks]

Oh, you have such a lovely house here, Jennifer.

Why, thank you.

It is getting a bit chilly, though.

Oh, but it's such a lovely evening.

Don't you think so, darling? Yes, I do.

Freeway.

He gets so excited when there are lots of people around.

He must be quite a watchdog.

Not really.

As a matter of fact, we're thinking about getting a doberman,

since our alarm system went on the Fritz. Mm.

Oh, really? How inconvenient.

Yes. [Leo] The cake is so...

[Speaking in Italian]

wonderful and so beautifully decorated.

That was once my profession.

Uncle Leo was the master artist of the squeeze tube.

[Laughs]

Darling, would you help me inside with the kitchen?

[Chuckles] Excuse us. Excuse us.

Yeah.

When are they gonna do it? We can't make it any easier for them.

Not unless we wrap it up and hand it to 'em as they leave.

Maybe they're waiting for the chauffeur. I'm sure he's in on it.

Well, I wish he'd hurry up and get here.

It's getting cold out there. We can't stay out there forever.

[Phone rings]

Maybe that's it.

Hello. Hart residence.

I'll put you on hold.

Bingo. It's for bill.

Uh, bill, there's a telephone call for you.

Oh. You can take it in the living room.

Must be a business call. If you'll excuse me.

Uh-huh. Take your time.

Take your time.

Well, is everything going all right out here?

[Ominous music playing]

Oh, I think, uncle Leo's getting a bit tired.

Perhaps we should drive him home.

Oh, well, it is early, and Maria hasn't had a chance to open up some of her presents.

Her presents. That's right.

[Jennifer] Lovely presents.

[Clears throat] Here you are. Oh yes.

[Jonathan] Maria. [Chuckles]

[Jennifer] Ah, yes. Oh, thank you.

[Jonathan] Happy birthday. Thank you.

[Tense music playing]

Oh. Huh.

All finished with your phone call?

Lawyers. It's one of the reasons I want to get to Tahiti.

It's late, darling. We should be heading off.

Yes.

Oh, well, all good things must come to an end.

And as they say, "all's well that ends well."

[Chuckles]

You're, uh, sure you can manage all these packages?

Yes. [Bill] Of course we can.

Uh, we could bring some of them over for you tomorrow.

[Bill] Oh, we can manage on our own, thank you very much. Darling, get the door.

[Jennifer] Oh yes, I'll get the door.

[Chuckles] We're awfully glad you could join us this evening.

Thank you so much, Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

You can't imagine what a lovely evening we've had.

Thank you. It was a lovely evening. Appreciate it.

We'll see you again. Well, good night.

We'll see you.

Good night, Maria. Good night.

[Whispering] Do you think they did it?

Let's take a look.

What do you think?

Looks the same to me.

I don't know.

The ears look a little funny.

Well, whatever you do, don't touch anything.

That's the only evidence we've got.

Lieutenant draper, please. It's Jonathan hart.

I know it's late,

but I think we've got something here that he might enjoy looking at.

[Instrumental music playing]

You shouldn't have taken any chances with these people, Jonathan.

'Cause if you're right, it might be wise for us to keep an eye on them.

If I'm right, lieutenant?

I loosened the screws on this painting before they arrived.

Now they're tight.

Believe me, someone has fooled around with this picture.

Besides, we had no other choice.

You wouldn't have believed us otherwise.

There's no doubt about it, Jonathan.

Thank you, Wendell. That's why I brought you out.

You're the best in the art world.

There you are, lieutenant.

The forged painting is right in front of you.

Whoa, Jennifer, forgery, I didn't say anything about a forgery.

You said, there wasn't a doubt.

This is the real thing.

[Instrumental music playing]

I'm sorry, Jonathan, every one of these paintings is genuine.

It's the first time I ever apologized for that verdict.

If any exchange took place tonight,

then they exchanged the fake for the original.

Maybe you should thank them.

Good night. I'll see you out.

Well, at least you didn't get any egg on your face.

Oh, this was nothing, Jennifer.

Until this afternoon,

Gloria wente's face was practically an omelet.

Poor baby. She was sure everybody would think

she had been deliberately displaying a fake Picasso for years.

Until this afternoon?

Yeah, we ran some tests down at the gallery.

The, uh, paint on that fake was hardly dry.

Five days old, a week, tops. Whoa. Was she relieved.

Well, I have to be on my way.

Good night.

Good night, Wendell. Thanks for coming. Goodnight. Sure.

[Footsteps retreating] [Sighs]

Maybe the lieutenant was right.

Huh? Maybe the hyatts,

switched our fake for the original.

Our fake?

We had this painting certified last year.

Well, if the wentes were burglarized ten days ago,

why not us?

Hm.

Max did say that...

Freeway was restless last night.

What about this for a theory?

Suppose the hyatts found our keys

that we left at the Sawyers' house

and turned off our alarm,

so that we wouldn't hear it.

You think, we were de-burglarized?

See for yourself, Mr. Hart.

William Hyatt, Cheryl Hyatt, clean as a whistle.

Hm. No arrests for art forgery or counterfeiting?

Any involvement like that?

Not as far as we can tell.

I don't have to tell you hart security has extensive access.

They're clean. Nothing strange?

Well, there was one thing.

You said, uh, this Mr. Hyatt and Mr. Sawyer went to school together?

Yes. That's right. They went to, uh, dartmouth.

Didn't they, darling? Right.

Well, this Hyatt didn't graduate from anyplace.

Least ways, dartmouth didn't claim him.

And we tried 100 other institutions.

Course, plenty of people lie about their schooling.

Well, thanks very much, Jack.

Bye.

Well, after last night, the police aren't gonna believe anything we say.

Yeah. What we need is hard evidence.

How'd it go with Gloria wente today?

[Sighs] Gloria.

Gloria's convinced that it's an international incident.

She's pulling every string she can.

She's even tried to set up roadblocks.

Roadblocks?

Well, that would really set the hyatts off, wouldn't it?

Hard evidence.

If we could only get that fake Van gogh back,

to show it to the police.

[Gasps] We still have the keys to the Sawyers' house.

Turnabout is fair play.

Absolutely.

Hmm. Let's go.

[Instrumental music playing]

[Ominous music playing]

[Cheryl] When will it be dry?

Completely? In a... few days.

But we can hang it this afternoon.

And this [chuckles] is the last one.

Good. 'Cause it's time we go.

Well, I hope the harts had a pleasant evening

explaining themselves to the police.

Yes, I can't remember having such a wonderful time at a party.

Of course, it cost us millions losing the Van gogh.

Ah, darling, it only takes the loss of a work of art

to turn trustworthy citizens into cranks and crackpots.

[Door clicks]

I just called the airlines.

We'll have to get there an hour earlier.

Apparently, that wente woman has everybody worked up.

They're checking all outgoing baggage with a fine toothed comb.

Ah, if only that forgery hadn't been discovered quite so soon.

Come on. We've got to hire a private plane. Hmm.

[Tense music playing]

[Phone ringing]

Yes? [Max] The Hyatt car just pulled out

couldn't see how many people were in it.

That's great, Max.

Ring the Sawyers' house twice, when you see them coming back.

[Max] Got you, Mr. H. Nice.

[Ominous music playing]

They must have Maria locked in the room upstairs.

We'll get her first, and then the phony Van gogh.

[Whispering] Maria's room is upstairs.

[Whistling]

[Ominous music playing]

[Humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Door clicks]

[Door closes]

Shh.

Wow. He's really good.

Imagine what he could've done with a cake.

If I remember correctly, this is her room.

[Muffled grunt]

[Grunting continues]

Are you all right? Here.

Maria, are you all right?

You must leave, please.

They'll kill Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer if they find you here.

Come on. Get up.

Please. We're gonna get you out of here.

We'll get you downstairs.

Let me help you.

[Ominous music playing]

[Whispering] Here.

Sometimes the chauffeur stays home, Mr. Hart.

Oh.

Oh!

[Intense music playing]

[Glass shattering]

[Grunts]

Okay. Get up!

[Jennifer] Here.

Up, up. Yes. [Groans]

How are you? I'm all right.

All right? She's fine.

Okay. Let's get the fake Van gogh

and get outta here. It's in the den.

Go on, Blake.

[Thud] Oh, no.

Oh, signore, please, [Stammering] Don't shoot!

[Chuckling nervously] I'm not the resisting type.

I'm glad to hear it.

Oh. It's just a little hobby of mine.

Imitation is the sincerest form of...

Forgery.

Uh...

Well, we simply came by to steal a little evidence,

but since the surprise has been spoiled, I think, we'll call the police.

[Ominous music playing]

[Phone dialing]

[Music continues]

[Music continues]

We're driving up to the house, quietly.

[Engine starts]

Lieutenant draper's out of his office.

They put me on hold while they go look for him.

[Leo] They're all here.

The four wente masterpieces.

Well, that oughta be enough evidence.

The copies I made were the...

The best works of my career.

If only I had more time.

Where you're going, you're going to have plenty of time.

Think of it as an artist's retreat.

[Chuckles] Sí.

I wonder if they will give me a cell with a...

With a northern exposure.

Hello? Hello. Lieutenant draper's office.

Hang up, Mrs. H.

Another party so soon? My, my. We do have friendly neighbors.

Take his gun, Blake.

[Bill] I don't have to tell you, Jonathan,

how hard it is to find good help nowadays.

Are you all right, Max?

Sure, Mrs. H, I'm sorry about this.

Forget it, Max.

Why don't you give all this up, Hyatt?

You're never gonna get those paintings out of the country.

But you will, Jonathan.

We will? Yes.

We've been trying to hire a private plane all day.

Suddenly, here you are,

two friendly neighbors with a private jet at their disposal.

You and Leo catch up with us tomorrow,

when you've finished... Mopping up around here.

Blake, keep an eye on Max and Maria.

[Cheryl] And put the paintings in the harts' car.

And we'll stop by your place.

We may as well take the Van gogh too.

[Ominous music playing]

This time, we'll keep the Van gogh.

What about the Sawyers? That's our worry. Here's yours.

We need that plane in one hour.

We're taking a trip to Cuba.

It has to be fueled up

and the necessary customs arrangements made.

Never mind the customs.

We need enough fuel to reach Miami.

We'll top off our tanks there.

And then we'll touch down in Havana.

Get your pilot on the phone.

[Phone dialing]

Hello, frank, it's Jonathan hart. Something's come up.

I'd like to have you meet us out at our jet

in about a half an hour.

We'll need enough fuel to get us to Miami.

Have you got it? You're in trouble.

That's right. Can you make it?

I'll be there before you.

That'll be fine.

[Phone clicks] That's enough.

Let's go.

You guys are crazy.

Mr. H isn't about to let you hijack the jet.

[Chuckling]

That is why you are so very important.

They will do anything to save you.

Anything!

Have you? Have you ever been painted?

Painted? No. I was almost tattooed once.

You have a very leonine head.

Listen, just because my hands are tied is no reason to insult me.

Sí. Sí.

Don't move. Shh.

Don't move. Have I got a choice?

[Speaking in Italian]

How did you learn about the Sawyers?

We met them in a bar in Paris once.

They were in a very talkative mood.

After that, well, we applied ourselves.

For 7 million, you don't mind doing a little research.

Then they're not in danger?

No more than you two.

Maria thinks we have a gun to their head.

She has such a vivid imagination.

How much longer?

About five minutes.

[Ominous music playing]

[Music continues]

Hello, Bob. We're off again.

Uh, I don't see you here, Mr. Hart.

Well, it's, uh... short notice.

You know the way, Mr. Hart.

Thanks. Sure.

[Music continues]

Is this it? Yes, sir.

I don't see any pilot.

Relax. Frank's probably on board.

Get out.

The keys, Jonathan.

Thank you.

I don't see any fuel trucks, either.

It fills up pretty quickly.

You'd better be right.

All right, Jennifer. After you.

Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

We clear in ten minutes.

Can I help you with the bags?

No, thank you.

Is everything all right?

Never mind, frank. Just do everything they say.

We'll go up now. Jonathan, you help with the paintings.

It's all right, darling. Go ahead.

[Dramatic music playing]

Hey!

[Police siren wailing]

[Tires screeching]

Have you got her? Got her.

Darling!

Nice shooting, Jonathan.

Thanks.

Can you get your backup men up to Max and Maria?

Yeah, right away.

You all right?

Oh, as long as you are.

[Instrumental music playing]

[Freeway barks]

Well... what do you think?

Ain't that something? Yes.

It's a wonderful likeness, isn't it?

And that Leo's something too.

He promised to do a painting of freeway

if he gets sent to the big house.

Ah.

Well, we're on our way, only this time it's gonna be a real birthday party.

Oh. This is the best birthday I could have.

Everyone's safe, those dreadful people behind bars

and the Sawyers flying home early.

Well, we've gotta get going.

The champagne is on the table.

Goodbye. Again,

thank you so much for everything

and for this, it's lovely.

Well, we were glad, we could help, Maria.

You have a lovely evening. Night.

See you, Max. Good night.

Enjoy yourselves. Yes. Thank you.

When are we gonna get our Van gogh back?

I would imagine when the trial is over with.

Move over there, freeway.

Until then, let's drink to the only work of art in the house.

Aw. Thank you, darling.

[Sighs]

Cheers. Cheers.

Did you know that I used to collect art before I met you?

No, I didn't know that.

I thought, you always left the art collecting up to me.

No, I used to haunt all the galleries.

I was looking for the perfect work,

something beautiful, tasteful...

That I could hold and look at forever.

Why did you stop looking?

Because I found it.

Aw...

I love you. You do?

Mm. [Chuckling]

[Theme music playing]

[Music ends]