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This is my boss,

Jonathan hart, a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy, 'cause when they met...

It was murder.

[♪♪]

[Barking]

[♪♪]

[Jennifer] Give me a g, give me an r, give me an e,

s-h-a-m!

[Cheers]

[Jonathan] Hey, that's very good. [Chuckles]

No, I never made cheerleader.

I'm almost packed.

Oh, I don't need a tape recorder. [Jonathan] But I do.

Because I'm going with you.

You're going with me? Great! Yeah.

But I thought you had some work to do.

I do, but I can get most of it done on the plane.

That's why I'm gonna take the tape recorder.

Ah. I got the hart jet all lined up,

changed our reservations,

I've got a suite for us tonight

at the ritz-Carlton hotel in Boston,

and I've got the best double at the gresham inn.

Ah-ha-ha. You know something? Hm?

If hart industries ever goes under,

you have a great future as a travel agent.

[Chuckles]

But how did you know about the gresham inn?

Well, your class reunion at gresham hall

is in gresham, mass.

So the gresham inn must be the place.

[Mocking] You're so clever.

[Both sigh, chuckle]

Oh, I gotta show you something.

Look at this.

Your old penny loafers.

We're all supposed to wear our old uniforms

to the football game.

Is this, the, uh, school album?

It certainly is. Mmm.

It's all alphabetical. I'm on e.

I'm looking for muffy.

How did you know there was a muffy?

Every prep school has a muffy.

There.

That's her? Mm-hm.

[Jonathan] Millicent "muffy" kenilworth.

Looks like she used to play field hockey.

She was captain of the field hockey team.

You're kidding. No.

[Door opens]

This just came from the cleaners, Mrs. H.

Oh, thank you, Max. I forgot I sent it out.

Pretty nifty outfit for a girl's prep school, huh?

That was the same outfit as our brother school, brookfield.

In fact, this is a joint reunion between the two schools.

Brookfield boys' school.

They were just up the road from us.

Must have been a well-traveled road.

[Softly] Mm-hm.

[Door closes]

Darling, are you sure you can spare the time?

I'll make the time.

I want to meet everyone that knew you before I did.

Oh.

You're the loveliest thing in my life,

and I wanna know everything about you.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves me!

[Grunts, pants]

[Breathing heavily]

Okay, Ford beebe,

you blob.

[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

Oh, Jennifer.

[Chuckles]

This year, my darling, we will meet again.

This time, it'll be for keeps.

[Exhales]

[Exhaling rhythmically]

[Jennifer] Oh, I love Boston.

[Jonathan chuckles]

But why do they call Boston clam chowder

new england clam chowder in Boston?

[Chuckles]

Did you notice that there wasn't

any Boston cream pie on the menu?

The best Boston cream pie I ever had in my whole life

was in Miami.

Boston has great Kansas City steaks.

What do they call a Kansas City steak

in Kansas City?

A New York steak.

[Both chuckle]

Oh, do you see that little hill over there?

[Jonathan] Giraffe hill?

[Jennifer] What?

[Jonathan] Where the kids go to, uh...

[Jennifer] Neck? Yes.

Only we used to call it lookout point. Heh.

I'd like to get you up on giraffe hill

for a little while.

[Jennifer chuckles]

[Woman] Jennifer!

Jennifer, it's me!

Goofy!

[Indistinct dialogue]

Oh, this is my husband.

Jonathan. [Jennifer] Mm-hm.

You can call me goofy, Jonathan.

Oh, I know who Jonathan hart is.

You do?

And everybody in our class knows who Jennifer Edwards married.

No kidding?

Uh, excuse me. [Laughs]

Are you the Evangeline Taylor?

I don't know of another.

You know who your friend goofy here is, don't you?

Oh, tell me.

She's the chief of U.S. missions

for the American embassy in Paris. Is that right?

[Goofy] Yes. Oh.

And to think madame pannassie gave me a b in French.

Jennifer!

Ollie Jackson. Ha. Hi, how are you?

Oh, Ollie. And midge.

Make that... [Goofy] Oh, Ollie, hi.

Make that Dr. Jackson.

Dr. Jackson?

[Jennifer] And you? A doctor's wife.

Oh, you're kidding.

Uh, this is my husband, Jonathan hart.

- How do you do? - How do you do?

[Jonathan] Doctor. Nice to meet you.

You two got married after what happened at the prom?

What happened at the prom?

Oh...

[Midge] Well, I was going steady

with buckets fenstermacher, the football captain,

only we had an argument.

So I asked her to the prom and she accepted.

And then she made up with buckets,

and you were stuck with a tuxedo,

an orchid and no date.

How did you know that?

I'm psychic, darling. Heh-heh.

Would somebody like some coffee?

I'd love some coffee. Cream, please.

No. [Jonathan] Doctor?

[Mouths word]

I'd love some.

I'll be back in a minute.

Maybe I'll run into muffy.

[Goofy] Muffy. I haven't seen her yet,

but I hear she never misses a reunion.

- And you know who else never misses? - Who?

The clicker.

Yeah, remember? Clicked his gum.

Great in chemistry and biology.

Tried to change lab mice into killers with injections.

Round face, deep eyes.

Always trying to get girls to "look into my eyes."

And none of us would.

Sure, I remember him.

But I always thought he was nice.

[Midge] In a spooky way.

[Goofy] If you liked Rasputin, you'd love the blob. Heh.

No, no, no. He was very nice to me.

I remember one time I lost my bus pass,

and he came by and gave me a lift to the game.

You got into his car?

Yes, and I lived to tell the story.

Oh, Jennifer. Oh, not me.

[Both chuckle]

Need a hand there, Mr. Hart?

Oh, thanks. Have we met?

Not yet, but I know you.

You're pretty famous.

You married Jennifer Edwards.

[Chuckles]

I'm Ford beebe. How do you do?

I knew Jennifer when I was at brookfield.

You know, uh, while you're here, we should get together and talk.

I'm a chemist now. I have my own pharmaceutical firm.

I understand you folks are thinking about getting into that field.

Oh, in a limited way.

Why don't you, uh, come and say hello to Jennifer?

Great. Let me give you a hand here.

Hey, thanks.

Whose coffee do I have?

That one is mine. Heh. Okay.

[Ollie] Medicine is like, a... Like an amusement park.

You just never know what's gonna happen.

It's unpredictable.

[Indistinct chatter]

Is this a healthy lunch, doctor?

[Ollie] Very healthy, actually. There's calcium, potassium...

Thank you, darling.

Goofy. [Goofy] Thank you.

Here, Jonathan. Thanks.

I ran into a friend of yours. Ford beebe.

Oh?

Clicker?

Ollie.

[Ford] It's all right, Oliver.

I'm afraid I earned all my nicknames.

But you used to weigh...

[Ford] Oh, I know.

Even more than that, I'm afraid. Heh-heh.

Oh. Well, you certainly turned out gorgeous.

[Ford] Thank you.

[Ollie] How did you do it, Ford?

Hypnosis.

The old "look into my eyes"?

Well, except this time, it was just me and my mirror.

I said to myself,

"Ford, if you're ever gonna get what you want in this world,

you're gonna have to lose 100 pounds,

so do it."

I did. Heh.

Huh. Well, congratulations, Ford.

[Ford] Thank you. [Ollie] That's wonderful.

[Woman] U-uh, ladies?

Ladies, may I have your attention, please?

Girls, come over to the piano,

and let's sing our old school song.

[All gasp, cheer]

Here's your big moment.

Here is your big moment.

Come on. This I gotta hear. Let's go.

Feeling a little, uh, woozy, Jonathan?

Yeah, uh, my, uh... my eyes.

Probably just jet-lagged. Fatigue.

Come on. Let's walk it off.

[All giggling]

I'd better tell Jennifer.

No, no. It's all right.

You'll be back before she even knows you're missing.

It's all right. I know just what to do.

Trust me, Jonathan.

Everything will be fine. I promise you.

[Piano music playing]

This is just a chemical imbalance

in your body, Jonathan.

But if you'll look at my ring,

your mind can control that.

Just look at my ring, Jonathan.

Whatever happens,

keep looking at my ring.

Jonathan,

do you ever have a third cup of coffee?

Two is about my limit.

That's good.

The phrase "third cup of coffee"

will be your trigger.

Whenever you hear me say the words

"third cup of coffee,"

you will respond to the commands that follow.

Nod if you understand.

Jonathan...

How about a third cup of coffee?

When I snap my fingers,

you will close your eyes.

Open your eyes, Jonathan, and look at me.

Jonathan, when I snap my fingers again...

Your vision will be perfect.

All that you'll remember

is that we had a business discussion.

Nod if you understand.

That's good.

Jonathan,

when I snap my fingers again,

we will rejoin the others.

But very, very soon,

you will become very tired.

You will go back to the inn and lie down.

I'm going to snap my fingers now, Jonathan,

and you will be awake.

Well, how do you feel?

Better.

Yeah, I feel fine.

That's good.

[Sighs]

Well, shall we go back and join the others?

Sure.

[Piano music playing]

[All] ♪ the time we spend at gresham hall ♪

♪ the years that we will e'er recall ♪

♪ though we may go our separate ways ♪

♪ in memory thy greatness stays ♪

♪ thy banners we shall proudly show ♪

♪ as down the path of life we go ♪

♪ and when the evening shadows fall ♪

♪ we'll think of thee dear gresham hall ♪

[Cheering, applause]

Yeah, I didn't know we had a piano-playing Dean.

[Women chuckle]

Hi. Where did you disappear to?

I got into a, uh, business discussion.

Darling, are you all right?

Actually, um...

I'm a little tired.

Could we go back to the room and lie down for a while until the next event?

Sure, of course. Come on, darling.

Look at me.

[Gum clicking]

Darling.

Mmm.

Did you have a nice nap?

Mmm.

Yes, I did.

If you wanna see my senior year in living color, we better go.

The movie's gonna start soon.

Would you be awfully disappointed

if I didn't go with you?

Are you coming down with something?

No, I don't think so.

Maybe I am. I'm just, uh, so tired.

Well, that's it. We're not going.

We're gonna stay here, you're going to sleep,

and you're gonna feel fine for the big game tomorrow.

I want you to go without me.

Not on your life.

You're going to argue with me?

Yes.

You know what would happen if you stayed here.

[Chuckles] I'd never get any sleep.

Mmm.

Go on, now. Tsk.

I want you to go without me. Now go on.

Are you sure?

Positive.

[Sighs] All right.

Stay covered up, will you?

I'll be back as soon as the movies are over.

[Groans]

Bye, Mr. Sutton. Bye, Mrs. Hart.

Jennifer. Hi.

I thought maybe I could give, uh,

you and Jonathan a lift to the aud.

Oh, that's very nice of you, Ford, but actually,

Jonathan isn't feeling too terribly well.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

Well, in any case, if you want to,

your chariot awaits. Heh.

Well, I guess it is silly to take two cars.

Are you sure?

Oh, sure.

What the hell. Let's go.

Great.

Do you, uh, remember that day I gave you a lift to the game?

I certainly do. I was just mentioning that to midge and Eva.

Heh. It was a very happy day for me.

Was it? Did brookfield win?

No. No, we lost, 14-13.

Fenstermacher's second extra point attempt

hit the crossbar.

You have an amazing memory.

Oh. I'm like an elephant.

I'm slow to learn, but I never forget.

You like this car?

It's great. Oldie but goodie.

You don't remember it.

Ford, this isn't the car you had in prep school?

[Chuckles]

It's a new engine, but it's the same car.

Ha-ha. You kept it all these years?

Uh, Jennifer, since we are graduates,

we get to walk to the aud up alumni walk.

[Chuckles]

Ford, I must say that I have great respect for you,

losing all that weight the way you did.

Eva couldn't stop talking about you.

And you? Me?

Oh, I think you look great.

Oh, look, I didn't mean to fix you up with Eva or anything.

Although that might not be a bad idea.

You are single, aren't you?

[Chuckles]

This is my only ring. Ah.

Just haven't found the right girl, eh?

Oh, I haven't gotten around to telling her yet.

Are you planning to?

Any day now. Jennifer?

Mm-hm?

Uh, I just wanted to thank you.

You were very nice to me

that day that I gave you the lift.

Nice? Don't be silly.

You were the one who did me a favor.

Well, maybe it's just that, uh,

the other girls always used to...

Ridicule me.

And you didn't.

Oh. Tsk.

Heh. Come on.

Well, here we are.

[Woman chuckles] [Applause, whistling]

[Women chuckle]

Oh, look. There's muffy!

[Jennifer laughs] [Crowd chatters]

She should be here.

I'm here, darling.

But I must say, this is pretty infantile.

And please,

don't call me muffy,

jinxie.

Hmm?

[Muffy chuckles]

Ooh. I'll, uh...

I'll be right back.

[Indistinct chatter]

Oh, it's no use. Old buckets is gonna blow it again.

[Midge] Shut up, Ollie.

He misses every time they run that film. [Chuckles]

[Indistinct chatter]

[Crowd shrieks, groans]

[Sighs]

[Phone rings]

Hello.

Hello, Jonathan. It's me, Ford.

Oh, hi.

Are the, um,

movies about over?

Pretty soon.

Where are we gonna have dinner?

Wearen't. You have work to do.

Oh, I can handle that. What about the clam box?

How about a third cup of coffee?

You get that work done, Jonathan.

It's very important.

Jennifer will be along soon.

I guess you're right.

Oh, I am right, Jonathan.

Good night.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Inaudible]

[Crowd applauds]

Oh, Jennifer, that's you in the school play.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Jennifer, you were great in that part.

Oh.

[Crowd laughs, cheers]

[Indistinct chatter]

Hey. Hey, I got it.

How about a shore dinner at the claw, huh, gang?

Oh, I'd love to, but I promised Jonathan

I'd get back as soon as the movies were over.

Uh, i-I'll drive you.

Oh, no, no. Listen, take my car.

Great.

I can get a lift back.

-Have a good time. See you later. -Okay.

[Jonathan] In short, I'm declining your proposal,

not because I don't understand it,

but because I do.

A merger under these circumstances would be...

Oh, hi, darling.

Working on a merger.

Well, that must mean that you're feeling better.

How about working on a merger of a different kind?

I've gotta get this finished.

Do it in the morning.

In the morning? In the morning is the football game.

Uh-uh. In the afternoon. You can work all morning.

I have to finish this now.

Go to bed, darling, and when I'm finished, I'll see you then.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.

[Jennifer] May I have, uh, Dr. Ollie Jackson's room, please?

Ollie. Jennifer.

Jennifer, you missed some great lobster.

Nothing's changed at the claw but the prices. How's Jonathan?

Uh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Can we meet somewhere for breakfast?

Phil's flamingo room? Right now?

Great. See you there.

[Ollie] Phil, what's the alumni special?

For the alumni, I use fresh eggs.

Two alumni specials. Comin' up.

Hi, Phil.

Good to see you again, Edwards.

Some things never change.

Midge and Eva are over at madame pannassie's,

probably, uh, still workin' on their irregular verbs.

[Chuckles] What can I do for you, Jennifer?

Let me start at the beginning.

Last night, when I went to bed,

Jonathan kept on working.

So?

So...

You see, it was his idea

to come along on this reunion.

I was delighted when he said

he'd put aside all his business commitments to come.

Jennifer, I mean, uh, your husband didn't get where he is

by treating hart industries like a toy.

I know that.

But throughout our marriage,

whenever we've been together, we've been together.

He's always been able to separate business from personal life.

All right. So, what are you saying?

So, what I'm saying is that

at the Dean's reception, he disappeared.

And when he came back, he said he was talking business.

Didn't you believe that?

Oh, I believed it.

But the way he said it...

Didn't sound as if he believed it.

Oh, I know he wasn't lying.

Am I making sense?

Not entirely, Jennifer. [Chuckles]

Yesterday afternoon, he felt tired,

so he fell asleep for a while.

And when he woke up,

he said he was too tired to go to the movies.

Ollie, Jonathan doesn't get tired in the afternoon.

I'm not a psychiatrist, Jennifer,

but do you want a, uh, curbstone opinion?

I'll take any opinion I can get.

Well, try this.

Jonathan wanted to come here,

but it's your reunion, your memories, your friends.

For the first time that you've been together,

he probably is feeling like a fifth wheel.

His, uh, fatigue may be a polite way of beggin' off.

But if he felt that way, he'd say so.

Well, there could be a medical explanation,

maybe a flu bug, a virus, an allergy.

You want me to take a look at him?

Would you?

If somebody doesn't let me show off my medical bag, I'll die.

[Both chuckle]

Uh...

Some things never change.

[Both chuckle]

Your proposal falls far short of the ethical standards

required by Jonathan hart industries.

What it amounts to is a shell game.

And if I hear from you again,

I'll report you immediately to the bunco squad,

if it still exists.

Have a nice day.

[Knock at door]

[Jonathan] Come in.

[Door opens]

[Ford] Morning, Jonathan.

Oh, morning. How you feeling?

Fine, thanks. That's good.

Is, uh, Jennifer around?

No. She's having breakfast with Ollie Jackson.

Oh. I was just going downstairs to grab a quick cup of coffee.

Can I get you anything?

No, thanks.

Actually, this will be my third.

My third cup of coffee.

Sit down, Jonathan.

That's good. Have a cigarette.

I don't smoke.

I didn't ask if you smoked.

Have a cigarette, Jonathan.

That's good.

You're, uh...

You're very strong-willed, aren't you, Jonathan?

I'm afraid it won't do you much good, though.

You see, your body has a long-lasting chemical in it now.

It's one that my own firm developed.

Yeah. We got it for doctors to use,

so that they could give a hypnotic suggestion

to difficult patients just like yourself.

And it's that phrase, "third cup of coffee"...

See, that pulls your trigger.

Go ahead. Take a nice, deep drag on your cigarette, Jonathan.

Now, Jonathan...

I want you to pay close attention here.

Look here, Jonathan.

Ha. That's good.

Early this afternoon, you will get in your car

and you will drive from here,

straight up route 12, to here.

Nod if you understand.

There's a bridge out on that road.

Oh, Jonathan.

On the way up here, you probably saw those flag men

and those signs that said, "caution. Bridge out."

Well, you're gonna have to forget about those.

You'll just ignore those, Jonathan.

You have to complete your assignment,

so you just drive right past them.

Nod if you understand.

That's good.

Now, Jonathan,

this afternoon, Jennifer is probably counting on you

taking her to the game,

but you must complete your assignment.

And you must not tell her anything about it.

We wouldn't wanna worry her, would we?

I'll tell her when the time is right.

Nod if you understand.

That's good.

Close your eyes, Jonathan.

Open your eyes, Jonathan.

Put your cigarette out, Jonathan.

That's good.

Well, I think it's about time

I had my third cup of coffee.

Jonathan,

after I go,

you won't remember anything about this conversation,

but you will remember to complete your assignment.

Oh, Jonathan, while I'm gone,

if anyone should call

or you should talk to anyone, you just...

Just be your usual, casual, energetic self,

all right?

Nod if you understand.

That's good.

[Snaps fingers]

So, um, tell Jennifer I came by for a cup of coffee,

but, uh, I'll see you all at the game, all right?

Right.

So long. So long.

[Phone rings]

Hello.

Oh, hi, darling.

How come I missed breakfast? I'm never that sleepy.

Ollie wants me to come where?

[Scoffs]

Listen, I'm as healthy as a horse.

Healthier than the one that you bet on.

Well, all right, darling, I'll...

But I can tell you right now what he'll find.

All right.

Yes. Bye.

[Tires screech]

Nothing. You're as healthy as a horse...

Healthier than some.

But we're gonna need a blood workup.

Uh, Ollie, I don't mean to be rude,

but as I've gone down the path of life

I've found that nurses handle the needle

much better than a doctor.

Uh, would you leave me enough to get home on?

[Ollie] I'll get the results back pretty quick.

Thanks, Ollie.

If you're in a hurry, I could run this by the lab during my lunch hour.

Great.

Miss keyes.

Hi, how are you?

Don't you recognize me?

Ford beebe from brookfield.

Oh. Back for the reunion, Ford?

Yeah. Hey.

Hey, don't you remember me?

We used to be good friends.

You helped me with my lab experiment.

Oh, yes.

Well, what can I do for you, Lloyd?

It's Ford.

[Grunts]

I, uh,

noticed your flat tire here.

Thought maybe I could give you a lift to the lab.

How'd you know I was going there?

Well, isn't that a lab sample?

Oh, well... well, yes. But it doesn't...

Oh, and besides, i-i-it's just around the corner.

H-Hey.

Why walk when you can ride, huh?

Come on. Let me give you a lift just for old times' sake.

Ford, I'm in a hurry,

and I'm walking.

I wish you hadn't said that.

[Jennifer] Taste good? [Jonathan] Uh-huh.

It is very good.

I'm sorry I missed the alumni special.

Darling, during the last few days,

have you ever felt like a fifth wheel?

Well, I was a little tired yesterday,

but I haven't felt like a fifth wheel

since, uh, before we met.

Ohh.

Well, that makes me feel much better.

What's this?

That's not yours, is it?

Maybe housekeeping forgot to remove it

before we moved in.

Huh.

[Sighs]

I have to go get some film for my camera.

I'm just gonna run over to the drugstore, okay?

I wanna take some pictures at the game.

All you're gonna get is the back of people's heads

and tiny football players.

I'm not gonna take pictures of them, dummy.

I'm gonna take some pictures of you.

I'll be back.

[Tape recorder squeaks]

Have a cigarette.

The phrase "third cup of coffee"

will be your trigger.

[Ford] You're gonna get in your car and drive from here,

all the way up route 12...

You probably saw the flag men

and the signs that said, "caution. Bridge out"

on your way up here.

But you'll just ignore those.

You must complete your assignment.

Just ignore those.

[Tape recorder rewinding rapidly]

[Ford on recording] You see, your body is full of a long-lasting chemical now.

It's a chemical that my very own firm produced.

[Rings]

Yes. Sutton here.

Yes, this is Jonathan hart. Uh, I need you to do me a favor.

My wife will be there any minute now.

I've gone to go pick up the tickets for the game.

Would you ask her, please, to grab a cab

and meet me in front of the main entrance to the stadium, please?

All right, Mr. Hart.

Thank you very much.

[Sutton] Oh, Mrs. Hart, I've got a message from your husband.

He's, uh, picking up tickets,

and you're to meet him at the stadium main gate.

Oh.

Oh, well, Mr. Sutton, can you call me a cab?

Well, it's big game day, Mrs. Hart,

but I'll give it a try.

Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Ford.

Goin' to the game?

Yes. As a matter of fact, Jonathan's off picking up the tickets.

Huh.

Mr. Sutton's trying to get me a cab.

Oh, forget about the cab. I'll give you a lift.

Oh, no, Ford, I couldn't ask you to do that.

It's hours before the game.

Heh-heh. It'd be my pleasure.

You sure?

All right.

Forget the cab, Mr. Sutton.

Root us home, Mrs. Hart.

[Jennifer] Will do.

[Ford on recording] You will get in your car,

and you will drive from here,

straight up route 12, to here.

[Jonathan] There's a bridge out on that road.

[Ford] Oh, Jonathan. Heh.

You probably saw the flag men

and the signs that said, "caution. Bridge out"

on your way up here.

Well, you'll just ignore those.

Mr. Hart?

My wife went to a drugstore.

Exactly where is it?

Drugstore?

Uh, Mr. Hart, she's on her way to meet you at the stadium.

She got a ride with Ford beebe.

You just told me to tell her to meet you at the main gate.

Are you all right?

Yes.

For the first time in two days, yes.

[Ford] There's the Hawkins science building.

Don't you think we should take Tatum street?

It's the fastest way to the stadium.

Oh, no. It'll just be one long parking lot today.

Besides, we wanna see some of our old haunts together.

Ford, Jonathan is waiting for me.

[Chuckles]

Well, here we are. What do you mean?

Isn't that what your boyfriends used to say

when they brought you here?

I never came here. [Scoffs]

Ford, I think we ought to go on to the stadium.

Hm. Not just yet. Heh.

[Tires screech, horn honks]

[Tires screech]

Look out!

Look out.

Lookout mountain.

Jennifer,

I wanna tell you something.

[Chuckles]

I wanted to tell you a long time ago,

but I wasn't ready for you yet.

Oh, Ford, stop it.

Let me finish, please.

I love you, Jennifer.

I have loved you since the day I gave you a lift to the game.

You were so nice to me and polite,

not like the others.

I was stranded.

I lost my wallet.

It's in my nature to be polite.

Jennifer,

I heard you defending me to them yesterday. Heh-heh.

I know you feel the same way about me.

[Scoffs] This is ridiculous, Ford.

I insist you take me to Jonathan.

Let's just not talk about him, all right?

You don't have to pretend you love him anymore.

That's enough.

I'm his wife, and I love him.

No. Uh, actually,

by now...

You're his widow.

Oh, my god.

What have you done?

We'll be together at last.

No!

Jennifer!

[Tires screech]

Ford!

[Phone rings]

[Jonathan] Hello?

Just one moment.

Your friend muffy again.

That's the third time today.

Oh, well, considering that she only lives 10 minutes away,

and she's lived there for all these years,

I'd say you're pretty lucky.

[Sighs]

Hello, muffy.

Mm-hm.

Oh, uh...

All right, muffy.

It's a date.

Mm-hm.

Yes.

All right, muffy.

Bye-bye, muffy.

You two getting together?

Uh-uh.

You and her husband are playing golf tomorrow.

Me and her husband? Mm-hmm.

Who is her husband?

Oh, she's told him all about meeting you at the reunion.

He's dying to get to know you.

His name is dinky.

Muffy's husband's name is dinky?

It runs in the family. [Chuckles]

He plays golf at woodcrest,

and you're teeing off at 9:00.

Mm.

My tee-off time is 10:15.

Promises, promises.

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