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[Max] This is my boss,

Jonathan hart, a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy, 'cause when they met...

It was murder.

[♪♪]

Darling. Which one?

You look smashing.

Uh, thank you. But which one? For the wedding.

The lavender or the peach?

The blue. Come back to bed.

Will you be serious?

I've never been more serious in my life.

Will you come back to bed?

Breakfast coming in. Good morning.

Max.

I checked on your aunt's flight.

It's on time. Oh, great.

Beautiful.

Max, what do you think?

For my aunt Renee's wedding, the lavender or the peach?

The lavender.

Ah, there's a man who can make a decision.

I think you're right, Max.

The peach would clash with her red hair.

Maybe she doesn't have red hair anymore.

She changes her hair color as often as she changes husbands.

I hope she'll be happy this time.

This guy Justin, will he be number five?

- Number six. - Number seven.

Number six was, uh, Charlie, the accountant.

- Who was number five? - Number five...

Gosh, it went by so fast.

I think his name was sherman...

- Or Grant. - Lee.

Lee, that was it.

Who was number three?

Number three was my uncle Benjamin.

You know, I liked that accountant fellow.

Whatever happened to him?

Charlie? All his accounts were out of town.

Now listen, you two.

My aunt Renee has been very important to me.

And I want this to go off just perfectly.

Don't worry, Mrs. H.

She helped you with your very first book, didn't she?

Mmm. Oh, did she.

I wrote that book just after I got out of Stanford.

I thought it was pretty good.

It was great. Are you kidding? It was a wonderful book.

Well, maybe so, but I had a lot to learn.

Like there's more to writing than just writing.

You know what I mean.

- Selling? - Selling.

You mean, she helped you sell it too?

Ten minutes after she read that book,

she was on the phone to every agent, every publisher in town.

Within six months, that book was not only sold, but it was published.

And then she got on the phone again,

and she called every talk show.

I was in autograph sessions.

It was incredible. She was unstoppable.

[Max] I'm not guaranteeing perfection, Mrs. H.

We've never done a wedding before.

But I assure you, I'll do my best.

I know you will, Max.

Can we go back to bed now?

[Jonathan] All right, darling, let's go over this again.

Caterer.

Uh, the perfect affair.

That's the name of it.

Music.

The Vienna conspiracy. It's a string quartet.

Cake. The caterer's providing that.

It's coming from la patisserie parisienne.

Well, then, that does it. I guess so.

We're supposed to provide everything except the ceremony.

And the groom.

Mmm. And the groom.

[Car horn honks]

That's her. Come on.

Follow me, folks.

I thought your aunt had a lot of luggage.

This is it.

- Darlings! - Oh, aunt Renee.

Jennifer.

Oh, Jonathan.

Hello, Renee. Nice to see you again.

Oh, and is this freeberg?

- Oh, no. Uh... - Uh, way.

Oh, yes, yes, of course. Wayberg.

And here is my spiritual mentor,

the man I love, the man I'm going to marry,

Justin clayborn.

- Justin, it's a pleasure to meet you. - How do you do, Justin?

It's a pleasure to meet Renee's two favorite people.

Justin believes that life is made whole

by sharing one another's consciousness.

Oh, how interesting.

Oh, Jennifer! Good news.

Alden Kendra's going to officiate in the wedding.

Alden Kendra.

Alden Kendra. I don't, uh...

He leads the fellowship of the tent and the robe.

You see, the tent is basic housing.

The robe is basic clothing.

Later, later, my darling.

Why don't we hold hands?

[Meowing]

Oh. Oh-ho-ho! Oh, look.

They found each other. [Laughs]

Come on. Come on. Let's hold hands.

This is truly a basic experience.

Close your eyes.

[Man chuckles]

You got nothing to worry about, pal.

I never miss. This one's tasty.

Very tasty.

And the beauty part is I don't even have to touch it.

Of course I'll be at the wedding.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Relax. I'm telling you,

it'll be a piece of cake.

Mrs. H. Says that prime ribs is your favorite dish.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, but I'm sorry, Max.

I only eat vegetables.

I became a vegetarian.

As a matter of fact, we both are vegetarians.

- [Max] Mrs. H? - Um...

Well... ha!

I'll go along with the vegetables too.

You see, if you just eat vegetables,

then you can taste the fibers, the skins...

It's a unique experience.

Jonathan, why don't you try it?

[Justin] You see, the simpler the foods,

the less confusion to the body systems.

The tactile sense perceives more.

That's right. The tactile sense receives more.

Well, I'll make a toast to that.

Oh, no, no. Wine is the thing of the past.

We don't take anything stronger than cardamom tea.

But, darling, couldn't I just have a glass of wine?

It's such a special occasion.

Ah, no, my darling, nothing stronger than cardamom tea.

Yes, nothing with more zing than cardamom tea.

Do we have any cardamom tea?

-Max? -I don't know. I'll check.

He'll check.

Merci.

[Jennifer] Well, uh, Justin,

how long have you been with the fellowship?

About two years.

Oh.

What do you, uh, do for them?

I teach.

After the wedding, I'm going to lecture in The Bahamas.

And then Renee and I are going to have a real honeymoon.

That's right. We're going to have a real honeymoon.

Oh.

What exactly are the principles

of the fellowship of the robe and the tent?

That's "the tent and the robe."

Basic living, the relinquishing of outer possessions.

"Outer possessions?"

[Justin] Worldly goods.

Things, money.

They so easily possess us.

It's just so wonderful to travel light.

No furs, no jewels.

Just me and my basic pearls.

Where do the possessions go

from the members of the fellowship?

To Jack Taylor, our treasurer.

Am I following you correctly?

You mean, all of the possessions that a member might have

go to one person?

I know what you're thinking, Jonathan.

Unfortunately, you're not alone.

The local district attorney has hired some cpa's

to take a look at Mr. Taylor's books.

You see, an acquisitive society feels threatened

when we deny the importance of wealth.

So society attacks what it most needs,

the way to a less stressful life.

No cardamom tea. Brandy?

Brandy? Bran...

Oh.

There. Oh, you look gorgeous.

Oh, I am so nervous.

Why?

You know how much I like color.

- And white is so bland. - Not on you.

It's a good thing that this dress is still holding up.

[Both chuckle]

Oh, but I am a nervous wreck.

Why? You don't doubt Justin, do you?

Oh, no. I know that Justin is right,

but somehow, it never works for me.

And I'm so adorable.

Oh.

[Laughs]

You remember what you told me

the first time that publisher turned down my book?

- Yes. - You said, "nothing comes easily, darling.

You have to keep trying."

Mmm, that's true. But, you know, after my last disaster,

I really almost gave up marriage.

I'll say one thing for Charlie baines,

he is consistent.

He always let me down.

[Both chuckle]

- Come on, let's get ready. - Oh, well, all right.

Here I go again.

[Classical music playing]

Charlie?

Oh! Lovely party, huh, Jonathan?

Charlie baines.

I didn't see any ex-husbands on the guest list.

Ah! That makes me feel like a new man.

And this new man needs another drink.

Excuse me.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm Nolan, the caterer.

I'm checking the hors d'oeuvres.

I don't care who you are. Nobody touches my oven.

Really? Most people would appreciate some help.

I ain't most people.

- Alden, we have to have a little talk. - Not now, Jack.

Renee, may I offer an observation?

How lovely and serene you are on this happy occasion.

Oh, thank you.

Justin, you're a most fortunate man.

- I couldn't agree more. - [Alden chuckles]

Oh, did you meet the harts?

Oh, darlings, this is the man I told you about, Alden Kendra.

- How do you do? - Oh, it's a pleasure.

Thank you. For me too.

Ah, here's Jack Taylor, our treasurer.

Jack, Mr. And Mrs. Hart.

- Jack. Nice to meet you. - How do you do?

Isn't this a lovely spot?

Darling. Would you excuse us a moment, please?

- Of course. - Thank you.

Did you invite number six to number seven?

I wouldn't do a thing like that.

Well, he's crashed, and he's smashed.

[Jennifer] Charlie?

Charles.

Jennifer. Ahem.

[Sighs]

I never miss one of Renee's weddings.

Of course, I did have a better seat the last time around.

- Charlie. - Mmm-hmm?

Maybe you ought to miss this wedding.

Maybe you'd better leave before the ceremonies.

Please?

Okay.

Okay, Jennifer, Jonathan.

[Sniffs] I'm going.

Ceremonies...

[Chuckles lightly]

[Exhales]

[Alden] "Those who lack material things can give

as others cannot, the gift of pure, unadorned love."

I see in both of you an expressively radiant spirit.

Do you, Justin and Renee,

now in the fullness of your desire

and for all time...

Hold it!

[Crowd murmuring]

[Slurring] The only radiant spirits around here

were bottled in Tennessee, and they are 90 proof.

- [Chuckles] - [Laughter]

Prost!

- Charles. - Ooh. Oh.

I've asked you to leave.

Now, you can have your choice of a number of departures.

One of them should be on your feet.

Hmm.

Goodbye, Renee.

I give this marriage six...

Six! Count 'em! Minutes.

I hope you catch that gold chain on your...

On your nose and hang yourself.

[Crowd murmuring]

[Man] Hold it. Thank you.

Oh, it was such a lovely ceremony.

Oh, thank you so much. It was my pleasure.

Um, and now I really must be going. I'm sorry.

But surely you can stay and have some cake.

Just for good luck.

- Unfortunately, I can't. - Oh.

Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Hart, goodbye.

- Great ceremony. - Oh, thank you.

The passage you read is one of my favorites.

Oh, then please, accept this as my wedding present.

Oh, thank you. We will always treasure it.

- Thank you. - Thank you, Alden.

The best hors d'oeuvres I have ever eaten.

Thank you.

[Classical music playing]

Come on. Come on, everybody.

I'm ready to cut the cake. Come. Hurry up. Everybody.

Oh, Jennifer, this cake is so beautiful.

I hate to cut it.

And too many wedding cakes will make you fat.

- Oh. - [Chuckling]

[Laughs] Here we go.

Well, the first bite is for the groom.

[Screams]

He's dead.

Oh.

Thanks, doc.

The coroner says that cake was laced

with something called thalaproboximine,

a quick-acting poison.

- Laced? - Mmm-hmm.

Enough to wipe out your entire guest list.

Fortunately, nobody touched that cake

after they saw what happened to the groom.

Well, everybody knows that the groom gets the first piece of cake.

But why so much poison?

Maybe the killer didn't know. Maybe he was an enthusiast.

Anyhow, I've gotta talk to the widow. Where is she?

She's in the living room with Jennifer.

Uh...

- Mrs. Clayborn, right? - Right.

Jennifer...

I know I refused the wine yesterday, but now...

- Certainly. - Did Max mention Brandy?

I'll get it right away.

Oh, poor Justin.

I'm sure he would understand.

[Sniffling]

Renee, uh,

this is lieutenant Warren. He'd like to ask you a few questions.

Well, if you're up to it, Mrs. Clayborn.

Oh, yes, yes, of course.

It's only that... thank you.

I'd been married only ten minutes.

Uh, I understand the ceremony

was interrupted by, uh, Charles baines, your ex-husband.

We asked him to leave.

I had to give him a little encouragement, and then he left.

After he said, "I give this marriage six minutes."

Yes. His timing was always bad,

but this time it was the pits.

- He was drunk. - And accurate.

Oh, you don't think it was Charles, lieutenant?

All my husbands adored me.

Do you know where he can be reached, Mrs. Clayborn?

Oh, I didn't know that when I was married to him.

Uh, Jennifer, I'll need a guest list.

Right away.

[Sniffling]

[Kendra] Thus, in order to achieve inner peace,

we do not merely abandon ornamentation

and the material things,

we cast them aside willingly and without regret.

This willingness can be achieved through meditation.

And I urge you all to visit the meditation tent now.

Alden, I've got to be able to reach you.

I'm the treasurer of this place.

You mustn't turn your phone off.

I always turn the phones off when the students are here.

It's a distraction.

Here's a real distraction.

- Justin is dead. - What?

Apparently poisoned immediately after you left that wedding.

Poisoned?

By whom? Uh...

Taylor, you didn't...

Think. Would I have done such a thing

before he performed his little mission?

Taylor, I gave him the book.

That was supposed to be done later.

But at the time, it seemed merely

that I was giving him a wedding present.

Now that he won't be taking it abroad...

All right, I'll get it back. Think the police have it?

Unless it's still at the hart house.

Perhaps I should pay a call there.

Offer the widow my condolences.

We can't afford to look suspicious.

Have you forgotten the da's interest in the fellowship?

We must have the book.

I told you I'd get it.

You do what you do best. Preach.

[Renee] For the first time in my life,

I really don't feel like going shopping,

but I just have to get something black.

You know something?

Even in my terrible state,

rodeo drive has always been my downfall.

Thank you very much

for helping me to get my widow's weeds.

What happened?

[Muffled speech]

Max?

Wait a minute, Max. Take it easy.

[Freeway yapping]

Freeway?

- Oh, freeway. - [Glass shattering]

Oh.

Wait here.

I go call the police.

[Meows]

Let me guess.

You're a careful caterer

who came back to tidy up.

There wasn't a mess,

so you made some.

Well, very good, Mr. Hart.

- Jonathan? - I'll be right back.

[Tires squealing]

[Jonathan] What I can't figure out

is why the caterer would come back here

and search the kitchen.

I don't know.

Why, if he wanted to steal something,

didn't he take something valuable?

Like Renee's jewels.

Exactly.

And I didn't even lock them up.

Why did he spend all that time messing up the living room?

And why was Charlie down at the gate?

We're beginning to sound like twenty questions.

I wish I had 20 answers.

[Telephone rings]

I'll get it.

- Max. What happened here? - [Jonathan] Oh, yeah, hi.

Oh, just a rope burn.

Hey, that feels good.

Oh, you need a woman's touch.

Have you ever been married?

Not lately.

Oh, you shouldn't have any problems. You're a good cook.

And cooks are very difficult to come by these days.

I'll see what I can find for you.

Thank you very much, lieutenant. Goodbye.

Uh, that was lieutenant Warren.

Justin was killed by the caterer,

a hit man known as overkill Nolan.

He left his trademark, too much poison in the cake.

Oh, my poor Justin, you can stop turning now.

We found your killer.

Did he say there was a motive?

We'll never find out,

because they just found overkill shot in his Van.

Oh, Justin, dear, keep turning.

We didn't find him quite yet.

Charlie was following that Van.

Yeah, I asked the lieutenant about Charles.

- You know what he said? - What?

"Don't ask."

Well, that was very rude of him.

That means that he knows something,

and he won't tell me, or he can't.

[Jennifer] Well, which one is it?

That he won't or he can't?

- I asked him that too. - And?

- He wouldn't tell me that either. - Oh.

Good morning.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I got a vegetarian fresh fruit salad especially for you.

[Renee] Oh, lovely, but do you have some fresh eggs?

- Certainly. - Good. I'll have three.

[Max] Three? How do you want 'em?

[Renee] Oh, lying down, sitting up, any which way.

And I'll have a little tomatoes and cheese.

And what happened with the roast from last night?

I still got it.

Oh, I'll have that too.

You want toast with the roast?

Well, if you insist.

And while you're doing it, I'll just taste this.

Thank you.

Did you sleep well?

Not good.

I just... my eyes wouldn't close.

So I read a few pages of this lovely book

Alden Kendra gave to poor Justin. Remember?

Mmm.

Jonathan.

Oh, sorry, darling.

Good morning, aunt Renee.

Good morning.

You know what's been bothering me?

What?

Overkill Nolan

was obviously after something.

Obviously.

But maybe he was after something

that he only thought was here.

[Jennifer] Hmm.

Or something that was supposed to be here, but wasn't.

What do you mean?

Because...

Because...

Because we didn't have it. Renee had it.

The book.

Max found it and gave it to me, and I gave it to Renee.

Well, this is a beautiful book, but it isn't valuable,

except to me.

Aunt Renee, uh, would you mind if we borrowed that for a while?

I have a rare book dealer I'd like to have check it out.

But of course. Anything.

Come on, darling.

See you later.

Goodbye, darling.

[Sighs]

Mr. and Mrs. H.

Hello, Mr. W.

Still looking for a first edition of the last tycoon?

Not today.

What is that?

Oh, don't worry.

This hasn't gone off in 300 years.

That's what they said about mount Saint helens.

Is this valuable?

"The view from my tent."

First edition.

I've got one like this in stock.

This one was worth about $50.

Hardly worth killing for.

What do you mean, was worth $50?

Until somebody put it in this library binding.

Um, heavy, sturdy. The kind that libraries use.

Original pages.

Old thread.

But the heavy binding is brand-new.

Nice job, though.

May I? Excuse us.

[Jennifer] What are you doing?

Sometimes you can't tell a book by its cover.

You can't do that to Renee's book.

I don't think she'll mind if it helps to find out

who was responsible for her husband's death.

I hope I'm right.

Trans-Atlantic development.

They've got a $2 million bank account

in the grand Cayman.

Bahamas.

That's where Justin and Renee were going for their honeymoon.

And look at this.

That's a sight order

for the bearer to withdraw $2 million in cash.

Signed Johann Schneider, treasurer,

trans-Atlantic development.

Well, either Mr. Schneider is a crook

or he's not a very careful treasurer.

I would say crook.

- Come on in, Arnold. - Hi, Mr. Hart. I got it.

I couldn't wait for you to get to the office.

You've gotta see this.

This has to do with trans-Atlantic development?

It's fantastic. The mailroom was never like this.

- Oh, hi, Mrs. Hart. - Hello, Arnold.

Now, it's licensed as a land development company

- in grand Cayman. - Ah.

Unbelievable!

Officers, deposits, withdrawals,

land acquired, sales, future plans.

But, Arnold,

these pages are blank.

Not quite.

Isn't it marvelous?

One officer, one deposit.

Land development company with no land,

no development, no employees, no plans,

and $2 million in the bank.

It's your classic hollow tree.

What is a hollow tree?

Tell her, Mr. Hart.

What's a hollow tree, darling?

You tell her.

It's like a company. But it's just a place to keep money

until you're ready to use it.

Did pirates hide money in trees?

What about the treasurer, Johann Schneider?

Well, he hasn't got a blank sheet.

He's known to the police of several countries. Um...

Johann Schneider, alias Juan sastrero

and Jean lecouturier, present whereabouts unknown.

Say that again.

- What part? - The whole thing.

Oh. Uh...

Johann Schneider, alias Juan sastrero

and Jean lecouturier, present whereabouts unknown.

[Chuckling]

What is it?

I know where he is.

He's right here in Los Angeles.

- He is? - Uh-huh.

[Telephone rings]

Should I get that, Mr. Hart?

Yeah, please, Arnold.

Jack Taylor.

Hart residence.

Ah, just a minute, please.

Darling...

Schneider is German for Taylor.

Sastrero... Spanish for Taylor.

- Couturier... - French for Taylor.

Exactly.

Johann, Juan and Jean...

- Jack. - Mmm-hmm.

[Both] Jack Taylor.

It's for you, Mr. Hart.

- You're terrific. - Thank you.

Oh, you're great.

You're beautiful, and you're smart.

Yes?

Yeah, put him on.

It's Mr. W. They're transferring his call from the office.

Mr. W.

He's not in?

Could you please tell me when he'll be back?

You can't talk right now, right?

Would you tell Mr. Hart that I have a customer

who's interested in buying a rare book that he owns?

We'll be right over.

Thanks, Arnold.

Aunt Renee's book is becoming more valuable by the minute.

Come on.

Squirrels hiding nuts in hollow trees, Mr. Hart.

- Maybe that's how it started. - What?

- Hollow trees. - Oh. Thank you.

I thought you said he was gonna call back.

It's been 15 minutes.

- Maybe he's busy. - Mmm-hmm.

Why don't you come back later?

Oh, very funny.

And what, may I ask, is this?

- That book? - Mmm-hmm.

"The view from my tent."

The view from my tent.

Now, tell me, Mr. Whitehead,

have you a rear entrance to this place?

Thank you.

All right, I think I'll say goodbye now.

You've been very cooperative and most pleasant.

I do thank you. Oh, would you tell Mr. Hart

that I decided not to wait for him?

Thank you.

- I will... - Sorry, Charles.

No sale.

We've gotta stop meeting like this, Charles.

Now start talking. Where do you fit in?

Hold it. Hold it.

It's only my wallet.

I happen to be a special investigator

with the district attorney.

We're working on the tent-Rob fellowship case, see?

Go ahead and call them if you don't believe me.

You sure have a strange way of investigating things.

Why didn't you ask me about the book, or Mr. W?

[Charles] I had no way of knowing he wasn't in on it.

Or you either, for that matter.

The man you really should be talking to

is a man called Jack Taylor.

Mmm-hmm. Alias Johann Schneider,

- alias... - You know about him?

Mmm-hmm.

And the trans-Atlantic development.

They've hidden $2 million in a hollow tree.

A hollow tree is...

[both] We know.

We want the top man, Alden Kendra.

He gave this book to Justin clayborn,

Renee's late bridegroom.

So you think that Kendra

is putting the nuts in the hollow tree?

Well, I know it, I just can't prove it.

Does Renee know that you're an investigator?

No. Why on earth would I tell her?

Because you're in love with her.

What?

Oh, come on, Charlie.

You came to the wedding as an investigator.

But the minute you saw that she was really gonna remarry,

you got drunk and caused a scene. Tsk.

And that's love?

That's love.

What's the plan?

Well, Mr. W did quite a good job, don't you think?

He certainly did. It's just like new.

It's ringing.

[Telephone ringing]

Yes?

Oh, Renee. Good of you to call.

Did you, eh, get my note?

Yes, and it was very nice of you to write.

I'm just calling to tell you that I'm...

I'm going back to New York.

You are? Oh. Uh...

By the way, have you been reading that book I gave Justin?

Oh, yes. Ah...

Oh, Alden, you forgot to inscribe it.

Uh, could you possibly?

I'd be delighted to.

Oh, good.

Well, the only problem is that I'm on my way to the airport.

Oh, well, um, why don't you drop by here on your way?

I'd be glad to wait.

Yes, we could do that. You see, the harts are driving me.

We'll be there, all three of us.

I'll be here, Renee.

Thank you, Alden.

You were wonderful.

I was, wasn't I?

[Giggles]

Jack Taylor, please.

Pack your bags, Jack.

We'll be on our way in an hour.

The fools are bringing it to me.

Right.

I'm so nervous.

It's really spooky to have the police right here.

And if they are right here,

at least I would know exactly who's listening.

At least it's nice to know that they're on your side...

Or in the middle, so to speak.

I'm delighted to see you.

Mr. and Mrs. Hart, I'd love to show you around,

but I know you're in a hurry, Renee.

Yes, I am, and I mustn't miss my plane.

- Will you please sign this book? - Of course.

Renee, have you left the fellowship?

Oh, I'm afraid I did. You see, since Justin...

Don't you see, this changes everything.

I mean, I gave the book to Justin,

but it was never my intention

that it should pass out of the fellowship.

What are you saying?

Justin would have wanted this to remain here

for the benefit of all the students.

But you gave the book to Justin.

That's all I have of him.

Donate it to the fellowship, Renee.

The book is not Justin. He exists in your memory.

- Please. - Absolutely not.

The book is Justin.

And I'm not ready to give it up yet.

Neither am I. This interview is over.

You might check that book out, Kendra.

It may not make any difference.

All right, Mr. Hart.

What have you done with it?

A gun. He's got a gun.

That's very good.

There was a bank book.

Well, if it's yours

and you've lost it,

you've got nothing to worry about.

No one else can use it but you.

And a draft. A sight draft.

Anyone with that book and that document...

The book and the draft. I put them there myself.

- I know it. - Drop it, Kendra. Drop it.

I'm with the district attorney's office.

Oh, Charlie.

I'll be right with you, love.

Drop it. You haven't a chance.

Now...

You have the right to remain silent.

But if you give up that right, I must warn... what?

- Ah! - All right, get back, get back.

You too, Mr. Hart. Come on, move. Go on.

All right, everybody in the tent.

Single file.

Ladies first.

Mr. Hart, please.

Jack, there's no reason for you to treat me as an enemy.

No reason?

Do you think I didn't know that you and Justin

were planning to exclude me when it was time to split the money?

Why do you think I had him killed?

It's all on the tape.

Then the tape will die with the people.

You can't kill four people.

Count again, Alden. Five.

The head of the fellowship who was an embezzler,

a member who's in league with him,

her accomplices,

the law man who discovered the fraud

and tried to cut himself in.

So I'll be the treasurer who discovered the fraud

and confronted the guilty parties.

And in the ensuing battle...

Which of you has the bank book and the sight order?

Please.

I despise the prospect

of searching a whole group of corpses.

But if I have to undertake that messy task, I will.

One...

Two...

Here.

Got you, Kendra.

Wait. Wait. Wait. What?

Ooh!

- Darling. - Yeah?

Darling, do you want... Do you want one of these?

Ooh.

[Jennifer] Jonathan, watch out!

Oops.

Charles, I could use your help.

Yes.

[Chuckles]

[Laughs] Oh...

[Giggles]

- Thanks. - Yes.

Oh...

[Jennifer] Darling.

- Here. - Thanks.

You know what they say.

What do they say?

Well, if at first you don't succeed,

try, try, again.

What if you do succeed at first?

That's even better.

[Jonathan] Thank you very much, Renee. That's really wonderful.

[Renee] Oh, you're welcome, darling.

It's a very unusual gift.

You remember that?

- How could I forget? - [All chuckle]

Renee, we are going to miss the plane.

Oh, we're not.

Darling, Charlie's going to tell me all about his experiences.

I am going to be his new under-the-covers agent.

- Oh. - [Laughs]

Oh, dear.

Oh, darlings.

Darlings, be sure to come to the wedding.

I couldn't possibly get married without the two of you.

We wouldn't miss it for the world.

Oh. Mwah.

Goodbye.

[Smooches]

Bye-bye, Charlie.

Bye.

Another wedding. [Laughs]

[Chuckles] Oh...

They look so happy.

Yeah, they do, don't they?

Every time Charlie looks at her, he melts.

But I can't imagine why he ever said

that she was hazardous to his health.

- Did she say that? - Yes.

I'll tell you one thing.

What?

You're not hazardous to my health.

Aw.