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[Max] This is my boss,

Jonathan hart, a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy, 'cause when they met,

it was murder.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

- Good morning, Max. - Morning, Mr. H.

[Hammering] What's that,

the new alarm clock or the beginning of world war III?

The carpenters came to do the trellis.

Sorry about the racket.

But at 25 bucks an hour,

I wasn't gonna wait until you got up.

Oh, that's okay, Max. You have any coffee?

The carpenters polished off the last of it. I'll...

Ah, that's okay, that's okay.

My pancreas can use a rest.

What is this, the end of the gold rush?

Oh, no. Max just laid waste to his piggy bank.

To pay for the trellis?

I'm afraid not.

Can you believe it was full?

Didn't we give you this little piggy bank for Christmas?

That's the little piggy.

The next thing you know, Max,

you'll be letting the air out of your rubber ducky.

Isn't it amazing how it filled up

in only a few months?

And it's making me no interest sitting in the pig.

What are you going to do, put it into an ira account?

No, I'm gonna put the whole load on angel feet in the third today.

Well, to paraphrase an old saying,

an angel and his money is soon parted.

Hey, what do we got here?

Looks like an Indian head penny.

Oh! You know something, Max,

that could finance one of your longshots today.

Is it that valuable?

Well, it's gotta be worth more than a penny.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll take it with me to the building today

and have Walter hampel take a look at it.

He'll give you a free estimate on it.

He's the coin maven?

Mr. Numismatic himself.

Darling, I've gotta go.

Oh, I'll be down that way later.

Oh, yeah?

- I'll take you to lunch. - Great!

I adore ya.

Max, I'll call you later with the good news.

Accept any reasonable offer, but no checks!

[Mrs. Hart sighs] [Hammering continues]

Maybe there's another one in here. Yeah, let's look.

[♪♪]

What do you think they have, an open door policy?

The place is wired! You wouldn't get two feet.

Besides, you wouldn't know what we were looking for if you were allergic to it.

[Sneezing, coughing] God.

Smog is killing me! Bless you.

Hey, there's a taxi!

[Man] Isn't that him?

Yeah.

Hey, I think I see a little gold in our future!

[Mr. Hart] Walter!

Jonathan, how are you?

Good, thank you. You're just the man I'm looking for!

Oh, about what? Well, you know my friend, Max?

Yes, yes.

He found this ancient treasure.

Hm! An Indian head!

It's available to the highest bidder.

My feathered friend has managed to stay way ahead of

the incredible shrinking dollar.

You mean that I should send an armored truck around?

[Chuckling]

Let me go up in my office and take a peek at it through the loupe.

You see the date and the condition,

that's what matters!

Hello, Mr. Hart, Mr. Hampel!

Good morning, Hannah.

How are you, dear?

I can't complain!

Oh, yes, you can.

I want one of these bunches for my niece. [Dog whimpering]

She's flying in today.

That's Laura, isn't it?

Yes! How is she doing?

Master's degree, sorbonne.

I'm very proud of her.

I imagine you are.

Yeah. She'll be a great help to me.

Now, now, Mr. Hart.

You can't get away with that.

Take one. Please.

Let me tell you something, Hannah,

the only person in the office today is Stanley.

[Laughing] Well, take one for him!

God knows he could use a little color!

You got something that would go with a pinstriped suit?

[Laughing]

Take care of her, rip! Have a nice day, Hannah. [Rip barks]

[♪♪]

[Knocking on door]

Come in.

Yes, gentlemen?

May I be of help?

[Man] I hope so.

We're collectors. Yeah, collectors.

What do you actually have in mind?

Oh, something very old and rare.

One of a kind.

Maybe something Italian.

Yes. Yeah.

Maybe the belleza chalice.

The belleza chalice?

[Laughs] We wrung a bell.

Of course.

It's very old.

But I've never known anyone who's ever seen it.

Yeah?

Why don't you give us a little peek at it?

Yes, then you will have seen someone who has seen it.

Look...

We don't wanna make a mess,

but I know it's here.

Why don't you just save yourself a lot of trouble,

and tell us where it is?

Search him.

No, please! Oh, shut up.

Oh, oh!

We got something here. Yeah.

I've waited all my life for that.

Don't take it. Please.

[Chuckles]

The golden grail! [Whistling]

That wasn't necessary! Just gave him a little tap.

[Sniffling]

Blow your nose!

Let's go.

[Alarm ringing]

[Siren blaring] [Alarm ringing]

[Police radio chatter]

Okay, everybody, back in the building! Back in the building!

Back in the building! Move it!

Come on! It'll take one minute. Back in the building! Come on!

Folks, everyone, back in the building, please!

Thank you very much. Thank you, ladies.

We need everyone back in the building!

Thank you very much.

Folks, please, back in the building.

Everything's fine. Nothing to worry about, ladies. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

Thank you! Take a flower! What happened?

I don't know. Must've been a robbery. Sorry, inside please.

[Siren blaring] [Tires screeching]

[♪♪]

Hi, Hannah!

Hello, Mrs. Hart. What's going on here?

I heard the alarm go off. A man told me it was a robbery.

Someone must've been hurt.

I heard the ambulance. I... I'm not sure.

Do you know if they caught the person?

I certainly hope so.

I just don't know what's got into people these days.

Yes, well, I better go see Mr. Hart. I'll let you know if I hear anything.

Wait! Take your change, Mrs. Hart!

Oh, Hannah!

[Hannah] No, no, no. Now I insist.

All right.

You better count it.

I trust you.

Thanks, Mrs. Hart.

It's nice to see you, Hannah.

[♪♪]

I called him last night and ask him to open up for me this morning.

I had to meet with a customer.

It could have been me.

Don't do that to yourself, Alan.

It's not your fault.

Oh, Jonathan.

Is that Walter? Yeah, I'm afraid so, darling.

This is Alan chambers, Walter's partner.

This is my wife, Jennifer.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

Do you think it could have been a robbery?

It looks that way, but nothing was taken.

Well, the police either think it's that,

or he might've had a heart attack.

What am I gonna tell Laura? She's coming home tonight.

Oh, Laura's Walter's niece.

She's been going to school in Europe.

Well, if there's anything you need, Alan,

don't, uh, don't hesitate to call us.

Thank you.

[Grunts]

Wait a second.

This must've dropped.

It's just a gift case for a coin.

I appreciate your concern, Jonathan, Mrs. Hart.

Bye-bye.

[Hannah shushing]

Hello there!

Oh, hello! You come back for another flower?

No, actually I, uh... [Sneezing, coughing]

Oh, bless you!

A little vitamin c could be good for that! Oh, yeah? Thanks.

You know, I think I must've given you

my good luck piece by mistake.

Oh, yes! About the size of a quarter?

Yes, that's it!

It means an awful lot to me.

I would be happy to give you a nice reward for it.

I thought it felt strange when I was making change for Mrs. Hart!

Mrs. Hart?

[Clicks tongue] I'm so sorry. I gave it to her!

Who is she? Does she come by often?

Oh, yes! Her husband owns the building!

A pretty lady, red hair and all.

I'm sure she'll give it back to you if she still has it.

I'm sure she will too, ma'am.

Terribly sorry!

I know how lucky pieces are.

Yes, thanks.

It won't be so lucky for Mrs. Hart.

[♪♪]

I guess it's just going to take some getting used to, huh?

[Mr. Hart] What's that?

The lattice! How do you like it?

Well, it's, uh, interesting.

It looked just great in the sketches!

Maybe you should hang the sketches and let the Ivy crawl on them.

Get back down.

Well, if we don't like it, we can always change it.

How about returning it for credit?

Thanks, Max.

By the way, where are the carpenters this morning?

Ah! That's what I'm missing! The carpenters!

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

They called and said they had to stop somewhere else first.

Anything in there about Walter hampel?

Well, just that they haven't found a motive,

and everything is present and accounted for.

If you don't mind, Mr. H.,

I'd like to find out about my Indian head.

Oh, sure, Max.

I can ask Alan chambers about it when everything settles down.

It's okay! I can wait to reap my spoils.

[Sighs]

I'm going to have lunch with margot today.

Oh? Yes.

She's read the galleys of my book.

She thinks it's wonderful!

Well, why shouldn't she? I thought it was terrific!

Aw.

That's just because you're my favorite fan.

[Chuckles]

[Freeway whimpering]

Max!

Yes, Mrs. H.?

Don't forget, I have lunch at rapisardi's today.

Oh, perfect! I gotta be in that neighborhood to pick up some things.

Oh, great! Uh...

Which reminds me, Mr. H., do you have any change for the parking meter?

Uh, no, Max. I'm fresh out.

So what else is new?

Oh, do I detect some bad news from the track yesterday?

A little.

What happened?

Angel feet had her wings clipped.

Oh.

I've got some change. My purse is over on the counter.

Thanks.

At least someone in the family has a couple of pennies.

[♪♪]

You know what I think would be a good idea,

is if we stopped off and saw Walter's niece

just to pay our condolences.

Oh, yes.

Wasn't a very good homecoming for her, was it?

Yeah, I'll say.

I gotta run, darling. Oh, I'll walk you to the car.

[♪♪]

I know.

I just don't understand.

If nothing was taken, then why?

Laura, there was something taken.

But you said nothing... I know. I...

I had to.

[Sighs] What are you talking about?

Your uncle and I recently made a very significant purchase.

A coin?

Mm-hmm.

You know how...

How he always wanted to own, possess something,

that no one else had? A prize?

One of a kind?

Yes, of course.

Well,

recently a coin like that came up

and Walter had to have it.

So we...

We put up all the money we could beg, borrow, and steal to get it, and that was...

Almost $400,000.

And it was taken?

Yeah.

Well, why didn't you tell the police?

Well... [sighs]

I see. It was stolen.

No, not exactly.

It was the belleza chalice.

Belleza chalice? I thought that was lost.

So did I and so did Walter, but we were contacted

by a man in Belgium who said that he could get it for us.

[Sighs] Now it's lost again.

Yes.

And the business is finished.

We can start over.

I have contacts and investors.

We can do it.

"We"?

Well, your uncle always meant for you to be a part of the business.

Alan, I know, but I'm really not very good at business.

Well, I... no, I would all of that, if you would let me.

Now you know how I've... I've always cared about you.

What are you saying, Alan?

Well, uh...

When you were here at Christmas, I thought, uh,

well, we were close.

[Sighs] I don't know what to say.

I, I've made a life for myself in Paris. I...

I plan to go back there.

That's fine. I love Paris! We, we could...

We could get married there!

We could start the business up there.

Just think we wouldn't even have to, to change the name on the partnership papers.

[Sighs]

[♪♪]

I thought she'd never come out.

Yeah, well, we could've got in and out and saved us a couple hours, you know?

Yes, and probably ended up with another couple of bodies.

You're getting too rambunctious, karp.

You're a little too enthusiastic.

Now remember that when we introduce ourselves to Mrs. Hart.

[♪♪]

[Horn blaring]

[Tires screeching]

Are you all right?

I don't think you should move.

[Sneezing] He didn't even look.

I'm okay.

Do you think we should go to the hospital?

No. Are you sure?

You don't look so hot. Your eyes are red.

It's all from the street. It's bad for my sinuses.

Oh, I don't think you should get up! I'm okay. Not a scratch.

Would you like to see a doctor?

Nah, no problem, no problem.

I took worse raps when I was with the steelers.

Forget it. Forget it!

Are you sure you don't wanna go to the hospital?

Forget it. Forget it.

He didn't even look.

Lucky we weren't going fast.

[♪♪]

[Tires screeching]

Not even a dime in this bag!

Women!

Come on! Go faster! Go faster! You're gonna lose them!

You wanna drive?

I'm absolutely positive it was connected.

One man fakes the accident, and the other one grabs the bag.

Well, did they get much money?

Not very much. Mainly credit cards.

All the things that are hard to replace.

Ugh, well, that's the worst.

But you're all right? I'm fine.

It's amazing how some writers will go to any lengths

to avoid paying a lunch tab.

Oh, margot.

Well, my dear,

here they are, the galleys.

Now I made a lot of noodley notes,

but, Jennifer, it is sensational.

Really? Mm-hmm.

You really think so?

How you got those people to open up to you like that.

It's incredible!

Mrs. Hart, there's a phone call for you up front.

Oh, excuse me, margot.

Oh, I'm running a little late. Would you call me at the office?

Sure. Okay, bye-bye!

Hello?

Hello?

[Mrs. Hart] Hello?

I'd like the belleza, please.

Sounds fattening.

Don't be cute.

We're talking the belleza chalice.

I want that coin.

If you wanted money, you should've robbed a bank.

[Whispering] That's enough!

[♪♪]

I suggest we continue this outside.

Hey, what's this?

You are gonna remedy that situation, aren't you?

Huh?

Oh, yeah! Officer,

you ever see anything like this before?

That's very nice, but you're overdue.

It's like a cup or something.

Hold it!

Hello, officer! You dropped something, ma'am.

Oh, oh, that's all right. It doesn't matter!

Oh, you don't understand, ma'am. I can cite you for littering.

You can?

Officer, couldn't we just forget this? We'll pick it up.

She's very sorry. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not sorry at all!

You're leaving me no choice.

Well then, officer, I supposed you're going to have to do your duty.

Officer, she's a little, uh...

But we can control her.

Oh, no, no, no, I can't control it at all!

You see,

I simply can't help myself.

I'm a litterbug.

You're getting a ticket.

That's Jennifer hart.

H-a-r-t.

Oh, maybe you two ought to go on ahead.

I'll join you later.

Willow pond Lane.

And you see this man over here?

Come with me, officer.

This is my driver!

[Laughing]

Max!

Hi, Mrs. H.! Look at this! It just turned up in my pocket.

Beautiful.

Hey, what's this? I put the coin in the meter! I'll explain later, Max.

If I catch you throwing this away...

Thank you, officer!

Let's go.

All right. She got the ticket.

How about a little cleanup here?

[Engine starts] [Doors slam shut]

[♪♪]

[Max] I'm telling you, freeway, you won't regret it.

I know it's your money, and you earned it,

and we were saving up for a sweater.

[Freeway whimpering]

Stop that. You're acting like a child.

[Freeway whimpering]

I'm telling you, kiddo.

If we find one 1909 s penny,

that's from the San Francisco mint,

that little sucker's worth a whole lot of sweaters!

[Growling]

Anyway, it's almost summer. You...

You don't need a sweater!

[Barking]

[Barking]

Good! Go ahead! Run away!

You're willing to share the spoils,

but you're not willing to make a sacrifice!

All losers.

[Freeway whimpering]

What's that? My wallet?

So I broke your bank. I'll get you another one.

Look.

Here. [Growling]

All right. [Freeway barking]

Here's a fin also. [Barking]

Take a French poodle to lunch.

That kiddo really drives a hard bargain.

It's beautiful.

[Max] So how do you figure it got in Mrs. H.'S bag?

I don't know.

Do you think this has something to do with Walter hampel?

More than likely.

But nothing was missing.

So Alan chambers says.

Can you read the inscription on that?

Uh, it's a...

The date, I think, in Latin.

You remember the box I found on the floor yesterday?

The little velvet one? Yeah.

Couldn't you see that nestled snuggly inside of that?

What I'm wondering is why Alan chambers never said anything about it.

Why don't we ask him?

I think we should go see Laura.

We owe her a condolence visit.

And we could ask if she knows anything about Alan chambers.

I'll get my jacket.

What do you think that baby's worth?

More than an Indian head?

Max, maybe you could check that out for me.

You want me to see another dealer?

No, I think it's better if you don't flash that coin around to a lot of dealers.

But if you take it to this man,

I think he can tell you.

Whatever you say. And, Max,

be careful, huh?

I know, Mr. H.

Don't trade it for any wooden nickels.

[♪♪]

[Mrs. Hart] He said it was called the balleza, bolleza chalice.

Something like that. Belleza.

You know it?

It's very famous.

I don't know anybody who's ever seen it.

Your uncle had it?

He and Alan, his partner.

Alan just old me about it this morning.

Thanks.

I wonder why he didn't say something

to the police about it.

Well, he and my uncle apparently acquired it

under some sort of suspicious nature.

Stolen?

Alan says no.

Does he have any idea who would want to Rob your uncle?

No.

But it's a very special piece in the world of numismatics.

I suppose it's not

unusual that someone might want to kill for it.

[Knocking on door]

Uh, excuse me.

Hi, how are you? Hi.

How's it going? Okay.

Jonathan. Hello, Alan.

Mrs. Hart. Oh, Alan.

I just spent the morning talking with the police.

[Sighs]

Did you tell them about the belleza chalice?

I told them, Alan.

I'm wondering why you didn't tell them.

I'm not accusing you. It's just that, uh,

if they know who took the coin,

then perhaps they could catch the people who did it.

Well...

Uh...

You're right. I should've told them.

Was it stolen?

No.

But when a coin hasn't been around for a few years,

there's always a question of ownership.

Walter wanted the coin.

For me it was just a business deal.

You buy something wholesale, you turn it over for a profit.

But Walter

was obsessed with the coin.

He wanted to keep it.

Yes, but it involved

over $200,000 of my money.

[Mr. Hart] Where did you get the coin?

Walter arranged it through a... [sighs]

A European dealer.

Where did he get it?

I don't know. I didn't want to know.

[Mr. Hart] Do you have any idea who would want it?

Who? I think they have it.

No, we've got it.

What?

[Mr. Hart] I don't know how, but we've got it.

And somebody's giving us a lot of pressure to give it up.

You have it on you?

No, I don't.

Could you get it? Oh, yeah, I could get it.

But I don't think it's a good idea if you have it

because, you see, there's blood on that chalice.

And if somebody decides to spill some more...

I think that we should keep it.

[Bells ringing] [Organ playing]

[Man] Fantastico!

Excuse me, signore.

I was asking the lord to forgive me for coveting such a beauty. [Laughing]

[Sighs]

I've never seen it.

But I know its mates very well.

You mean there's more than one?

Oh, si! A set!

Commissioned by prince Giovanni delotte

as a testament for his love of his Princess.

Some nice testament.

Let's see. That was...

1632. You see?

The Princess

had left him senseless.

So prince Giovanni commemorated the five senses.

The chalice, here, being for taste.

It's probably the most famous.

Senses have been missing for almost 200 years.

Where's the rest of them?

The Vatican museum.

As a matter of fact,

there's a little extra niche in the display

in the hopes that one day it may show up.

Sort of like the extra setting for Elijah, huh?

You could think of it that way.

But Mr. Hart ain't the real owner.

If he was, I'm sure he'd donate it.

I know it.

If it does come up for sale,

the Vatican museum would be very grateful.

You'll be the first to know, father.

Grazie. Grazie.

Contact the associate curator,

monsignor...

Bellacgua.

"Bella acqua".

Beautiful water, huh?

Si! Parli italiano?

Chicken cacciatore's the best I can do.

Buono! Buono!

[♪♪]

So that coin belongs with the rest of the senses

in the Vatican museum.

And this guy is the chief honcho,

who you should speak with.

Oh, thanks, Max.

Now if you don't mind,

I'll slip into something more comfortable.

Darling.

Isn't that a lovely idea?

The five senses.

It's so romantic.

Imagine,

loving someone so much

that you commission a work of art

to commemorate that love.

I commemorate your senses every day.

You do? Mm-hmm.

And I'd rather do it in the flesh than with gold.

Aw! Which one of the five senses do you like the best?

Well, that's a tough decision.

Oh? Mm-hmm.

Seeing you

and hearing you? Mm.

Pure delight. Aw, how sweet!

And to touch you...

Ah, it's heaven. Mm. [Chuckles]

Jonathan, that...

[Hammering outside]

The carpenters!

They must be back. I better see how they're doing.

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

What happened to all the senses?

The five senses?

Romance, commemorating, all of that?

I'll tell you what. Mm?

You call the Vatican,

I'll see to the carpenters, and then we'll, uh,

commemorate later.

Oh, I never thought a trellis would come between us.

[Giggling]

See you in minutes.

Oh, well, now that looks much better!

Mm-hmm.

Definitely much better.

Well!

What happened to the other carpenters?

Oh, they got all tired out.

They did?

Well, what...

Oh, no. No, no!

No, no, please! Jonathan!

Help! Jonathan!

No!

[Max] Hey, what's going on out there?

Are you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.

Well, that's nothing the carpenters can't fix, huh?

Those weren't the carpenters!

Those were the men from the restaurant.

I think we owe them a ticket for littering.

I loaned the carpenters some clothes

so they could get home.

Oh, dear. Do you think they'll ever come back and finish that job?

What with me changing my mind and them getting mugged.

No problem, Mrs. H.

They're a little sorry because they let those guys in the house.

Darling,

isn't it time we gave the coin to the police?

I'd like to try one more thing first.

[Phone ringing]

Hart residence.

Who's calling?

Man says he wants a little something for the collection box.

I don't think it's your favorite charity.

This is Jonathan hart.

Mr. Hart.

I hope we didn't bruise you up too much.

No, you haven't been too much of a nuisance under the circumstances.

What do you want?

I think I found a solution to our whole dilemma.

Really? What's that?

A trade.

What are you trading?

Hold on, I'll let you speak to our side of the offer.

Mr. Hart, it's Laura hampel.

Laura?

Laura, where are you?

They want the coin, or they say they'll kill me.

You see, Mr. Hart, it's a very simple solution.

You bring us the coin,

and, in return, you get one live lady.

Where?

In the carousel at the park, tomorrow morning, 6:00.

And, Mr. Hart, please, please,

no company.

[Dial tone]

You sure he'll come?

He has no choice.

I don't want anybody hurt this time.

Do you understand?

I gotcha.

Just get me that coin.

[♪♪]

You know, Ms. Hampel, this whole episode's cost us

a lot more time then I estimated.

It's also cost me an uncle!

That was an accident.

So you insist!

That was an unfortunate accident!

Now, I calculate you're gonna do very nicely on this.

How I do is no business of yours.

Oh, yes it is!

You've become a very special client to me.

As I've taken a more personal interest.

Look, rollins, it's your bungling that cost you.

Now, now, now, Ms. Hampel, be nice.

Because from this moment on,

you're totally dependent upon my good graces.

So I suggest you be a little more agreeable.

[♪♪]

All right.

I'll give you a bonus when the job is finished.

Now that's more like it. [Chuckling]

You know, I think we're going to get along much better from now on.

Don't you, Laura?

Just remember one thing,

I have the only reliable buyer.

You can count on me, Laura.

[Mrs. Hart] Hello!

Hi, Mrs. Hart, how are you? Very well, thank you.

Jonathan's still on the phone with monsignor...

Ah! Bellacgua!

Do you think I could see the belleza chalice?

Of course, it's right over here.

Ah!

[Mr. Hart] Yes, all right.

[Alan] Hi. [Mr. Hart] No question.

[Mr. Hart] All right. Have a seat.

Well, thank you very much, monsignor.

Absolutely.

I appreciate it very much.

Yes, sir. Grazie.

Jonathan. Hello, Alan.

Nice to see you.

Well, the good father has an interesting story.

Really? What?

Well, apparently, uh, she was the intermediary.

She handled the whole thing.

Excuse me, Jonathan. Who is "she"?

Laura.

Who?

Laura hampel.

Laura? I don't understand.

She was Walter's European broker.

Well, she has made some purchases for us

in the past, but the belleza?

Why wouldn't Walter tell me it was her?

Well, she probably found out that the coin was available,

she knew that her uncle would be interested in it,

and she also knew that the Vatican museum was interested

in completing the set.

Mm.

Do you mean she arranged to sell it to all of us?

According to the monsignor,

she's been stalling him with a story saying that

the original seller was undecided

about letting it go.

Now we're ransoming Laura back so she can get her own coin.

For double the money. Hm!

I don't understand.

I was just talking to her about

being together and

getting married.

Oh, I'm sorry, Alan.

I know that's your coin,

but would you mind if we held on to it for a while?

Be my guest.

But be careful.

I'm afraid the belleza chalice has a touch of hemlock on it.

[♪♪]

Well, if everything goes all right,

I'll give you a shot at the brass ring.

Just make sure that's the only shot.

I'll give you five minutes,

and then I'm calling in the troops.

Is he alone?

He better be.

Your life's at stake.

[Glass shattering]

[Rollins] Karp!

You get him?

Karp!

Where are you? Are you all right?

Karp!

He's resting!

Now don't do anything you'll be sorry for!

You looking for me?

I won't hesitate to kill her.

I'm sure.

Come on out,

so I can see you better.

This is as good a look as you're going to get.

Where's that coin?

[Coin clanging]

Pick it up. Pick it up!

It's a quarter.

[Laura grunts]

Hart! What do you think you're doing?

One more cute trick like that, and she's dead.

You understand me?

I figured her life ought to be worth at least two bits.

You've got five seconds to come up with that coin!

One... Two, three, four, five.

What are you crazy? I'll kill her!

Go ahead. Kill her.

What?

It'll save the state the expense of housing her for 20 years.

Please, Mr. Hart, I didn't mean for my uncle to be killed.

Oh, sure.

You only meant to steal a little something from him.

[Rollins] Get down in there!

And don't come out!

[Carnival music playing]

[Gun fires]

[Mr. Hart grunting]

Darling, are you all right?

A little dizzy, but otherwise I'm okay.

Sorry, Mr. Hart.

I guess I owe you one for turning it on for me.

Thanks.

I didn't mean for anybody to be hurt.

I just needed the money to be free.

Well, I'm afraid that where you're going,

everything's gonna be free.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

[Hammering]

Darling. Hm?

How long is that gonna go on?

Oh, just a couple more days.

I have this new idea... darling, darling, don't tell me.

Surprise me, okay?

Okay. Morning, everybody!

Morning, Max! Morning, Max!

What is that?

Wait a minute. This is very important.

Let me see.

Well, what do you think?

The size or the color?

I want a good location so you can't help

but notice it as you go by.

I think it's fairly noticeable there.

You know, I got 75 bucks for my Indian head?

That's very good, Max.

[Max] Good? It's fantastic!

So I'm really into change now.

In fact, I'm giving up the nags for the pig.

You don't think that that was a fluke?

Are you kidding? Numismatics is the thing!

So that's why, from now on,

I want you all to treat this little piggy here

as one of the family.

[Barking]

[Mrs. Hart laughing]

Well, one good thing about the pig, Max.

You won't have to walk it.

[All laughing]

[♪♪]