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[Max] This is my boss, Jonathan hart,

a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,

'cause when they met, it was murder.

[Theme music playing]

Goodness, you're as jumpy as a cat, Raymond.

Don't worry about me.

Did you, uh, get the labels and plate back from the printer?

Yes, of course. At a hefty price.

I guess you can't trust anyone nowadays,

not even your family counterfeiter.

Oh, thank god for Jonathan hart's high standards.

Hart-cabri is just a moderate cabernet sauvignon,

but he uses expensive bottles,

just like the bottles they use

for chateau St. Claire, the queen of Bordeaux.

And, uh, we sell an $8 wine for 80.

- What a nice man. - Mm.

We must ask him out for a drink sometime.

[Door opens]

Matt Taylor had better learn to knock on doors,

or else he'll be learning to pound pavements.

Oh, Mr. Dumont wanted this case of hart-cabri.

- I was just bringing... - Yes. All right, Matt.

That door must remain locked.

We have inquisitive employees.

He's just eager to learn the business.

Parts of this business are none of his.

To your good fortune with hart-cabri vineyards,

my dear friends.

[Chuckles]

- Thank you, giorgio. - Cheers.

Delicious.

That's a wonderful wine.

You've done it again.

[Chuckling]

Not a bad vintage to retire on, eh?

And about time, too, it's been five years

since you bought my vineyards, Jonathan.

At last I yield to my doctor's orders.

We're certainly going to miss you, giorgio.

And I you.

But we will remain friends,

if not business partners.

Of course.

And I leave my vineyards in the best of hands.

[Laughing]

We're amateurs, giorgio.

Ah, from the Latin amator.

"Lovers."

And that's as it should be.

[Jennifer] Oh, you're sweet, giorgio.

We, too, have a toast for you.

Chateau St. Claire.

How did you come by it?

[Jonathan] Well, I pulled some strings over at dumont.

We recommended a young man by the name of Matt Taylor

for a job over there,

and he repaid us with this.

And they say the young have no manners, eh?

Incidentally, speaking of the dumonts,

I haven't yet told them that you'll be reviewing

our distribution contracts.

That's why I'm going to stop by there personally tomorrow

to let them know that it's going to be

strictly routine when the new man takes over.

You had no problems with them, did you?

None at all, they move our wines quickly

and they're very pleasant as well.

Which reminds me,

Friday, we are launching the new hart-cabri

with a wine tasting at la cachette, now don't you forget.

- Darling. - Ah.

Giorgio, to your past successes

and your future happiness.

Thank you.

To giorgio.

My palate isn't as educated as yours,

but, uh, doesn't this chateau St. Claire seem

about the same quality as the hart-cabri?

Forgive me for saying, but it seems to be off.

I know the house well, and

this simply isn't up to their standard.

Well, maybe it was a bad year.

Well, maybe.

Still, i... I think I owe it to my old friends

to make some inquiries.

The dumonts, you said?

You mind?

[Jennifer] No, not at all.

Now, giorgio, don't forget about Friday.

[Chuckling]

It shall be my pleasure, Jennifer.

Giorgio.

Jonathan, goodbye.

I still think it's too risky

to try and fool the domestic market.

We have no choice.

We've exhausted the south American

and Canadian market.

Look, if it worked in Brazil and Quebec,

it'll work here.

People don't really know the difference.

They buy wine for the label, not for the taste.

If they see "chateau St. Claire", they'll buy it.

Even if it's hart-cabri.

Besides,

it's already a fait accompli.

What do you mean?

I've already begun a few test deliveries.

A few wine shops, couple of restaurants.

Without, um...

[Chuckles]

telling me?

I'm funny that way.

I don't like hysteria.

[Intercom buzzes]

Mm-hmm?

Giorgio cabri?

Of course.

Well, what do you think he wants?

Do you think he's found out something?

Raymond, the labels.

Frankly, I, uh...

I don't understand it.

Nor do I.

Do you detect a resemblance to hart-cabri?

[Chuckles] Of course.

The cabernet sauvignon grape

is the foundation of both wines.

I don't mind telling you, Mr. Cabri,

we have had several complaints on this vintage.

I'll get another bottle.

Oh, Raymond, darling, would you get the bread?

Well, here's another bottle. Let's try this one.

I know we should let it breathe, Mr. Cabri,

but we really don't have the time.

Here, darling.

Dear me.

[Celeste] How unpleasant.

Yes, isn't it?

But my bottle was not acidic, not like this.

It's unheard of in a chateau St. Claire.

[Chuckles] Quite clearly the quality control

is not as rigid as in years gone by.

Our deepest apologies, Mr. Cabri.

Perhaps you're right.

[Chuckles]

An old man imagines things.

Imagination is like curiosity, Mr. Cabri.

Dangerous to indulge in.

Yes, well, if that's all.

Thank you.

Incidentally, how did you come by the other bottle?

I obtained it from the harts.

One of your employees, uh...

Matt, uh, Taylor, I think, gave it to them.

Oh, he's a nice young fellow.

Well, thank you, Mr. Cabri, for bringing this matter to our attention.

Thank you.

So I hope that shot of vinegar put him off the scent.

If only Matt Taylor hadn't given the harts

one of those fake chateau St. Claires.

Exactly.

With all our money tied up

in bottles and casks,

the one thing we can't afford is a leak.

Maybe it's time to plug it.

[Jonathan] Flowers ordered? [Jennifer] Check.

Invitations sent?

Check.

You didn't forget Jeremy Lane, did you?

Oh, darling, do we have to?

He is the top wine and food critic in L.A.

Yes, we have to.

I know, but I mean, I always have the feeling

that he'd rather be nibbling on me than the hors d'oeuvres.

What can you say about a man with taste?

Check.

You know...

I'm beginning to wish we could spend Friday night alone.

Oh? Well, there's still tonight.

Where would you like to have dinner?

I know this quiet little place on Willow pond road.

- Oh? - Mm-hmm.

Is it crowded?

Not very. It's Max's night off.

I have it all planned.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.

I'll settle for the last course alone.

[Giggles] You could?

Uh-huh.

[Laughs]

I'll see to the loaf of bread,

and you see to the jug of wine.

And we'll discuss the "thou" later.

[Laughs]

Uh...

Darling?

Yeah, something wrong?

Uh...

You weren't very hungry, were you?

No loaf of bread?

Sort of.

No cheese and fruit?

Marmalade and chutney.

Marmalade and chutney?

It's the "in" thing now.

Well don't worry, darling,

we still have the other two.

Oh, yes.

Has the wine finished breathing?

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh?

Uh-uh.

Oh.

Well, then,

there's still one left.

- [Phone ringing] - [Gun clicks]

Wait, pl... please.

[Knock on door]

[Max] Breakfast is served.

[Both] Breakfast.

[Sighs]

Come in.

[Jennifer] Oh, Max, you're an angel.

Ah, don't mention it, Mrs. H.

Say, uh, Max, what happened?

Sorry I left you without food,

but yesterday was a bad day.

I made up for it, though.

This morning, I was at the grocery store

at the crack of dawn.

And voila!

[Jennifer] Oh...

Sliced oranges, shirred eggs and bacon,

hot buttered toast, and the coffee is coming up.

I would have brought you some marmalade,

but I don't know what happened to it.

Oh, deanne phoned from the office

to remind you about your appointment

with dumont distributing.

Thanks, Max.

- [Max] Don't mention it. - Mm...

That is great.

Oh, I've got an idea.

Why don't I go with you?

That way on the way home,

we can stop and have a lunch at la cachette.

One meal at a time.

Breakfast in bed.

Is there any better way to start the morning?

I can think of one.

[Woman talking over radio]

[Jonathan] I wonder what the police are doing here.

I hope this doesn't mean prohibition's back.

At least not until after this year's vintage.

Let's find Matt after we talk to the dumonts.

- [Raymond] Jonathan. - Hello, Raymond.

Nice of you to drop by.

Nice to see you. You remember my wife.

- Mrs. Hart. - [Jennifer] Hello.

We wanted to check out your operation ourselves.

As you know, I'm gonna take over this end of the business.

Oh, but of course.

Oh, do you know my wife, Celeste?

[Jennifer] Hello.

We met last year at napa.

How nice.

As you can see, business is booming.

Oh, look, uh, take a seat.

[Together] Thank you.

The contacts, Raymond, dear.

Well, yes, uh... [Clears throat]

Now, Jonathan, we don't want to take up much of your time,

but I have the distribution contracts

for the latest hart-cabri vintage here.

Same as last year's.

Giorgio tells us you'll be handling

more of our wine than ever.

Well, as a matter of fact,

we'd like to order, say, 300 more cases of last year's vintage

and an increase of order of maybe 500 for this.

Well, that's what I came here personally, to tell you

that I'll be handling all the distribution contracts myself.

Naturally we'd hoped that Mr. Cabri's resignation

wouldn't affect our business relationship

with hart-cabri.

No, Mr. Cabri is gonna remain on the board of directors.

My management team, though, will be investigating all the business aspects.

[Jonathan] But, uh, it's strictly routine.

I'm sure everything will be the same.

I'll be in touch with you.

Oh, I see.

We will still be able to obtain

the extra 300 under last year's contract?

Of course, I don't see any problem there.

I'll write a letter to that effect when I get to the office.

- Darling? - Yes.

Oh, I wonder if you could tell us where Matt Taylor is working.

He's a friend of ours, we'd like to say hello.

Well, as a matter of fact,

we don't know where he is.

He didn't show up this morning.

I decided to call the police.

Oh, we, uh, saw them leave when we drove up.

That's odd, I, uh, wrote the personnel department

about a year ago recommending him.

He's a... he's a very good boy.

Hmm, I'm sure it's nothing to be alarmed about.

I hope not.

Well, Raymond, we mustn't keep the harts.

So nice of you both to stop by.

Nice to see you.

Bye-bye.

[Jennifer] Thank you.

[Jonathan] I'll be in touch with you, Raymond.

Thank you very much.

Why are they holding back?

Because he's completely in charge now.

It's only natural.

Now I'm more worried about Matt Taylor.

I hope our story holds with the police.

By the way,

I found this in the office this morning.

Is it yours?

No.

Oh, I didn't think so.

It's a bel air exchange.

Matt Taylor was dialing it when I, uh...

[Dialing phone]

[Phone ringing]

[Max over phone] Hart residence.

Matt Taylor was phoning the harts last night.

Mrs. H promises that the flowers

will be delivered Friday morning at 9:00.

That gives your staff time to place them.

I promise everything will be comme il faut.

If that means everything for the wine-tasting

is hunky-dory, then it's okey-dokey.

It's okey-dokey, Max.

[Cabri] This wine is not chateau St. Claire!

I see the label...

- [waiter] We just received it. - [Speaking French]

- Excuse me, Max, je vous prie. - Sure.

Waiter, I know wine and this is not...

- [arguing] - [Antoine] Really sorry...

Antoine, this is not chateau St. Claire.

[Men arguing quietly]

Never mind!

[Speaking French]

Monsieur cabri, I didn't know you were here.

Oh, hello, Max, I'm just leaving.

What's the trouble?

Just a trifle.

Please convey my respects to the harts, and pardon me.

Sure.

[Speaking French]

[Jennifer] Oh, I'm certainly glad giorgio's gonna be on the... on the board of directors.

Yeah, with his knowledge, it'd be a crime to see him retire so early.

[Man on radio] The body of a 22-year-old man

was found early today in a ditch off state road 51.

The dead man, identified as Matt Taylor of saugus,

was shot twice.

Although no motive has yet been established...

Matthew Taylor?

The victim was an employee of dumont distributing of Los Angeles.

We'll return with the traffic report right after this.

Why didn't the dumonts tell us when we asked to see him?

They must have known about it.

Yeah, it's a real shame, he was a nice kid.

Why don't we drop by police headquarters

and see what they found out.

[Wilbur] Ordinarily, I'd have to keep mum about the case, Jonathan,

but, uh, seeing as how you knew the poor kid,

uh, I'll fill you in.

Oh, that's awfully decent of you, wilbur.

See, it's like this,

no motive, no murder weapon.

Kid goes to work,

punches out, poof,

eight hours later he turns up in a ditch.

Was he killed before he got there?

No, dead when he was dropped off, two bullets.

We figured he got killed

near that, uh... That place that he worked.

Dumont distributing.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Car was still in the parking lot.

One of the doors to the warehouse was jimmied.

Looks like he foiled a burglary attempt, and, uh...

Well, there's, uh...

Well, he got off work at 7:00

and the coroner said he wasn't killed until after midnight, but that's...

Well, maybe he forgot something

and came back to check it out.

And what are you thinking?

Well, nothing yet, but keep us posted

if you find out anything.

Sure, sure.

As long as it works both ways.

Bye, wilbur.

Bye-bye.

Dumont? Cabri.

Yes, something is the matter,

something I must talk to you about immediately.

Well, yes,

tomorrow, 9:00, I'll be there.

Cabri.

What does he want?

He knows, I'm sure of it.

What can we do?

What else?

Stop him.

[Phone rings]

Hello?

[Sighs] Missed it.

I guess Max isn't home.

Have a cup of coffee?

I'd love one, thanks.

Max is gonna be awfully upset

when he hears about Matt.

Yeah, that just doesn't add up about Matt.

I mean, he punches out,

presumably leaves the warehouse,

and then he comes back. Why?

[Sighs] I don't know. But he did come back.

And when he did, he found the door jimmied open.

Well, assuming that's true...

Think. You're the burglar.

All right.

- This kid surprises you in the act. - Mm-hmm.

So you kill him,

then you drag his body outside,

put it in the trunk of your car,

and drive 25 miles and dump it into a ditch?

Not very logical.

Or very likely. On the other hand...

[phone rings]

I'll get that.

Hello?

Oh, yes, giorgio.

Was that you who called a few minutes ago?

We just got in.

Yes. I can meet you tomorrow at, um,

10:00 in the morning.

Eight?

8:00 in the morning.

Well if it's that important...

- All right, I'll meet... - [Phone clicks]

We got cut off.

What did he want?

He wanted to meet me tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning.

He had something very important to tell me in person.

Tomorrow morning?

Yeah, but the time schedule has just been moved up.

Come on.

He said he was calling from the cellar.

[Door opens]

[Jonathan] Watch your step.

- All right? - Uh-huh.

Well, at least the candles are still lit.

Phone's dead.

I hope that's not an omen.

[Jennifer] Jonathan?

[Woman talking over radio]

[Wilbur] The way I see it, it's simple.

Cabri invited a buddy over here,

split a bottle of vino.

They got in an argument,

and the guy killed him.

Hart-cabri.

Any relation?

I don't think it is quite that simple, lieutenant.

If they were having an argument while they were splitting a bottle of vino,

then why is the wine here and the body over there?

And also,

why are there two corks?

And where's the other bottle?

What other bottle?

There must be 100 corks laying around the floor here,

it's a wine cellar.

I don't see any.

Let's wait for the lab report.

My hunch is the killer's fingerprints

will be found on one of those two glasses.

This is routine for me,

routine.

[Celeste] Oh, that Jonathan hart.

First he plants Matt Taylor in the business,

then Matt stumbles on something he shouldn't

and tries to get in touch with hart.

Then Mr. and Mrs. Hart

show up last night at cabri's.

Are you aware of a pattern here?

God, yes, they're on to us.

Spare me the histrionics, Raymond.

It could be worse.

At least you managed to spirit away

the bottle of chateau St. Claire.

That buys us time.

Yes, but if they'd seen me do that...

No, the problem now is hart.

He'll probably show up today full of questions.

I'll get tickets to rio and we'll get out of here.

Uh...

Who flies to rio now?

Maybe Jonathan hart is trying to learn the ropes.

But the ropes might have tricks of their own.

[Jonathan] Whatever was bothering giorgio

had to do with hart-cabri.

We've got the questions, but none of the answers.

First of all,

why would giorgio be tasting our own wine?

Maybe he was comparing it to another bottle.

Ah! Thus, the second cork.

Do these help you?

Productivity and sales have doubled in the past five years.

[Jennifer] Really?

Aw, the hart touch.

The only curious thing is, darling, look at this.

Hmm.

Dumont distribution.

See that?

[Jennifer] They seem to have ordered

more hart-cabri than anyone over the last two years.

Distributing was giorgio's area.

And giorgio trusted the dumonts.

Let's look at the facts.

Matt was killed during a burglary at the dumonts.

Mm-hmm.

And giorgio...

Giorgio died tasting wine distributed by the dumonts.

That sounds like two dumonts too many.

Well, maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions,

but we should get an expert's opinion.

- Which expert? - Who else?

- Jeremy Lane. - Jeremy Lane?

[Groans]

If we hurry, we may be able to catch him at la cachette.

- He may still be there. - All right.

Afterwards, we'll get the fingerprint report from wilbur.

To giorgio cabri.

To giorgio.

Ah.

We had rather a difficult night last night, Jeremy.

Ah, yes.

Poor giorgio.

It's quite taken away my appetite.

Now,

how can I help?

Well, um, we need some background.

And you being the leading food and wine critic

in Los Angeles...

As well as a celebrity in my own right.

Yes, thank you, Jonathan, go on.

We thought you could shed some light

on dumont distributing.

Dumont...

[Inhales deeply]

Dumont, dumont, dumont.

[Groans]

Yes, it's coming to me.

Something about wine.

They distribute for hart-cabri.

Ah, yes.

I don't know much about the firm.

But if I were you, Jonathan...

[sighs]

One thing I'd do is sack them.

What for?

If they're supposed to distribute hart-cabri,

they're doing a bad job of it.

Do you realize how hard it is

to get a bottle of your modest little wine?

I can't get it anywhere.

I, Jeremy Lane,

leading food and wine critic of the west coast.

And celebrity in your own right.

But they, uh, dumont,

handle thousands of cases of our wine.

Then I suggest that Mr. Dumont drinks it all himself.

They said they don't go on the general market.

I hope there'll be some at the wine-tasting.

It's still on?

Oh, yes.

Yes, we decided to carry on with it.

Giorgio would have wanted it that way.

I'll send you a case.

That would be most kind.

Care for some dessert?

Right, Raymond. Thanks very much.

Well, it's all set. We can stop by the dumonts' on the way home.

Thanks for the use of the phone, wilbur.

Uh, any news on the fingerprints?

Cabri's prints were on both glasses.

No one else's.

Hmm. So much for the theory about the friend.

Well, maybe his friend wore gloves, I don't know.

Well, what about the second cork and the missing bottle?

What missing bottle?

Look Jonathan, we analyzed the contents of each glass.

Each contained the same wine, your hart-cabri.

Why would giorgio be comparing the same wine?

[Wilbur] Uh, look...

I've got some important work to do.

Everything's under control.

[Jonathan] Oh...

What about the Matt Taylor murder, hmm?

We're on it.

It's routine.

I told you, it's routine.

We'll keep in touch.

Thanks.

[Jonathan] It's awfully late for a meeting,

but Celeste said she'd be here.

Raymond?

Did you say they were expecting us?

Well he's probably in the office.

[Door opens]

Jonathan, Jennifer.

Hurry up, dear.

I was so grieved to hear about poor Mr. Cabri's death last night.

Yes, he was a very good friend of ours.

I, too, lost a dear friend last week, as you know.

Who?

[Celeste] Matthew Taylor.

[Jennifer] Oh, yes, of course.

[Jonathan] Well, we won't take up too much of your time.

We just want to ask Raymond a few questions.

[Celeste] Raymond, do hurry up.

You are so tiresome. Jonathan and Jennifer are here.

I can't imagine what's keeping him.

[Chuckles nervously]

Poor Mr. Cabri.

But in a sense, he is still with us.

Oh, yes.

Well, I'll go and see what Raymond's doing.

I'll hurry him up.

We won't take too much of his time.

[Jennifer] It's chilly in here, isn't it?

I suppose it has to be because of the wine.

That's about the only thing I like

about this store's operation.

Well, one thing's for sure,

they certainly don't waste any money on interior decorating.

Take a look at this.

Chateau St. Claire.

Ah, yes, one of France's best.

- That's a little odd. - What?

[Jonathan] A French wine in a crate made in the United States?

Really?

Every bottle, chateau St. Claire.

[Rummaging noises]

And no customs stickers.

[Creaking]

[Chuckles nervously] Jonathan, Jennifer, what happened?

[Jonathan] You could say that we

came out from underneath a mean hangover.

[Breathing heavily]

- [Max] You both look beautiful. - [Jennifer] Thank you.

Here's to a great evening.

To a great evening.

Lovely bouquet.

You know, this is the same quality as a wine I had

last week at a French restaurant.

Really?

It was no better or worse than this wine,

but they had the nerve to stick a $60 price tag on it.

Imagine.

These expense account clip joints

slap a phony label on anything and rip you off.

You may be more right than you think, Max.

What are you thinking, darling?

I'm thinking about giving Max a raise.

[Max] Hold onto that thought, Mr. H.

No, it's what you said

about the same wine in the same bottles.

Some sell for $6, some sell for $60.

That's not a bad return on your investment.

You mean you think the dumonts

are trying to pass off hart-cabri as something else?

That's exactly what I'm thinking.

Something more expensive.

That's why they buy more, and there's less and less on the shelves.

So that missing bottle of wine in giorgio's cellar

could be the wine they're counterfeiting.

And maybe that's what giorgio and Matt discovered.

Maybe.

I think I'll give that sommelier a call at la cachette,

and we'll find out what kind of wine sent giorgio off that afternoon.

My guess is

it's hart-cabri masquerading as something else.

Maybe we ought to call the police

and have them arrested for fraud.

The proof is in the bottle,

so to speak.

Yeah, fraud, yes, but what about the murders? It could just be coincidence.

I don't think they've got enough evidence for it to stick in court.

The only chance that we could have

is to catch the dumonts off-guard

before they cook up some story between them.

It's not gonna be easy to find Celeste off-guard.

Yeah, but there is Raymond.

And under the eyes of those wine connoisseurs,

he's liable to crumble.

I wonder how wilbur gillis would look in a dinner jacket.

Hmm?

What are we doing here? We should be on that plane.

Well, maybe the harts suspect something. Maybe they don't.

If we don't show up at that reception,

they'll suspect the worst.

What are you doing?

You said you wanted to travel, here's your passport.

Bang, bang.

Yes, well...

All right, just in case we need it.

But don't let anyone see it.

And don't open your purse.

It's not the gun that's going to give us away.

Come on.

Antoine.

Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

It's wonderful, it's really beautiful.

You've done a great job.

For me it's an honor to host your reception.

Now I must go. I have to attend to the kitchen, excuse me.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- Roger? - Oui, monsieur?

Is everything ready?

Just as you ordered it, monsieur.

Oh, good. Well then, darling, do you think we ought to start with the wine?

- I think we should. - Okay.

Very good, monsieur.

Thank you, Roger.

Dear...

Jennifer, darling.

Oh, Jeremy Lane.

Your hands remind me of a delicate blancmange.

[Laughs politely] Well, you're a bit of a soufflé yourself.

[Chuckles]

Good evening, Jonathan.

Jeremy.

When does wilbur get here?

I hope soon enough.

As long he gets here before the dumonts.

- Uh, darling? - Hmm?

[Gasps]

[Sighs]

Raymond.

Jonathan.

Nice to see you.

We do hope you've recovered from yesterday's catastrophe.

We're so sorry.

Oh, think nothing of it.

Well, you've, uh, come at the right time.

[Jonathan] Um...

Raymond, uh,

please join me.

[Sighs]

[Chuckles nervously]

Uh, waiter?

[Tapping on glass]

[Jonathan] Ladies and gentlemen?

May I have your attention, please?

Thank you all very much for coming to our reception this evening.

First of all, I'd like to take this opportunity

to introduce Raymond dumont,

he handles most of the distribution

of hart-cabri vintage.

Well by now, uh,

you should all have a glass of hart-cabri in your hands.

Hopefully, do you?

[Jonathan] Good.

My wife and I would like to take this opportunity

to drink to your health.

And to the memory of giorgio cabri.

[Guests] To giorgio.

Uh, for many years now,

California wines have been compared to French wines

unfavorably.

Giorgio cabri didn't believe this,

and it was a challenge to him.

But tonight, we're going to convince you.

Mr. Dumont has so graciously donated from his firm

one of the finest French cabernet sauvignons

that has ever been produced.

It's a wine that's worth ten times the amount

that our modest hart-cabri is worth.

And Jennifer and I

would like to drink a toast...

To you.

[Chokes]

This is the same wine as before.

Exactly, that's my point, Jeremy.

[Jeremy] No, I'm serious, it's the same wine.

Let's see the bottle.

[Jonathan] Waiter.

[Screaming]

- [Woman exclaims] - Idiot.

Everybody get down.

[Screaming]

[Shots firing]

[Gunshot]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

You all right?

Oh, yeah.

But I'm sure gonna have a headache in the morning.

As long as it's not tonight.

[Sighs]

What happened here?

Wilbur, glad you could make it,

you're just in time to mop up the case.

Jeremy, good work.

Thank you.

Wilbur.

Nice-looking suit.

[Laughs]

[Door opens]

Dinner.

Wonderful!

[Freeway whimpers]

[Chuckles]

Not for you, freeway.

- No, no, no. Go on. - Off, off.

You know, all things considered,

it was a pretty smashing party, don't you think?

I hope there was no pun intended there.

Of course not.

What's this, marmalade?

Ah, ah...

Voila!

Well!

Not bad.

[Jonathan] I gave Max the night off.

All that cooking he's been doing, I think it's gone to his head.

Not to mention the hart-cabri.

Which reminds me,

what are we gonna drink?

I want you to guess.

Uh... chateau lafite?

Nope.

- Champagne dom perignon? - Nope.

Uh...

- Not more hart-cabri? - Nope.

Chateau Milwaukee.

[Jennifer laughing] Oh...

You know I'm an old six-packer.

Yeah.

- Cheers. - Cheers, darling.