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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah.

Are you sure? You look really nervous.

It's okay. I'm fine.

No, you're not. Come on. Tell me.

I can't. I feel stupid.

Look, I know it's only a swap, but you can think of me like I really am your sister.

My real sister would laugh.

Well, I won't. So come on. Tell me.

Do you want to talk about it?

Or mope around like you just got kicked in the vagina?

Well, I met this girl and she's coming over.

A date?

I guess.

So what's the problem?

Well, I've never really like...

Had sex before?

Shocker.

Kissed a girl before.

Wait, what?

Aren't you like 18 or something?

You know what? Forget it.

No, no, no, no. Wait. Come on. Sit down.

You don't need to be so dramatic.

Look, it's okay that you haven't kissed a girl before.

I'm sure there's plenty of girls that I haven't met before

that think an experience is kind of sweet.

I don't want to be the sweet, inexperienced guy that's never been worth kissing.

I want to be the dude that grabs the girl and kisses her, you know?

Let's make one thing clear.

This isn't going to be one of those bullshit moments

where the girl kisses the guy and realizes that

she's been in love with him this whole time.

Look, you're my swap brother.

And you're kind of sweet.

So I want you to take this back to your date.

What?

I'm going to kiss you, dingus.

What are you doing?

Close your eyes.

I'm sorry.

That's weird. That's really weird.

My bad.

That was good. More tongue now though.

Okay. More tongue.

Too much tongue. Right. Sorry. My bad.

Less tongue. Got it.

Okay, that was better.

Choke me this time a little bit.

Okay.

Whoa!

What's going on here?

We're not doing what it looks like we're doing.

Really?

Because it sure looks like your swap sister's

teaching you how to kiss out of pity.

Uh...

I...

Well, then it is what it looks like.

Really? What did you teach him?

The basics. He's never kissed a girl before.

You haven't? Oh honey, show me.

Really?

Yes.

Not bad. It's not bad. Try this.

Oh, there you go.

You feel that? What I did with my tongue there?

Yes mom.

Now show Haley what you just learned.

Hold on, let me get your first kiss on camera.

Oh, vomit.

Better, it's getting better.

Uh, I'm sorry.

Oh, shit.

I mean, there's a 50-50 chance she's into it.

I'll go get her.

How?

Wow, what a minus an hour.

What happened?

Oh, this so good.

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Fucking my fucked pussy! - Give me your fucking cock.

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I'm ripping out of my little pussy.

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So hot...

Ah... Fuck...