Original subtitles

Yeah, I have to record right here.

Three and a quarter.

Okay, what was it, uh, April 21st?

May 2nd.

Okay, hold it there, hold it.

Wait, uh, three, three and three eights.

Three and three eights, sell all.

All.

Big loser.

Roger's on line two.

He wants to sell right now.

Roger's... Roger's my man.

How's it going?

Yeah, 19.

I gotta tell you the truth, 19 was a very good price.

But since I've talked to you, I've had two more offers in 19.

So now the price is 21.

21.

If you get three offers of 19, you're gonna get one for 21, right?

So I figured something's gonna buy.

All right, get back to me.

Buff rallies on my three.

Hey, Paesan, how come you stay, bene?

Tutte bene, go.

Grassy, grassy, grassy, bene, bene.

Okay.

Yes.

No, you cannot take that oak tree down.

It's 200 years old.

It's a landmark.

Just like the house of Edison's Leppin.

It's got to stay.

Yeah, it's going to cost you more money.

For your project, you want this land or not?

It's beautiful, right?

Okay.

Yeah, I'm going to make a little more money, but my percentage is not going to change.

Not going to change.

OK, say hello to your wife.

I want to bang her like crazy, all right?

No, it's just a joke, all right?

I'm just kidding.

I don't know your wife.

OK, ciao.

Carrie, send in the buffer alley file.

I mean, I mean the Rosati file, the deer field file.

Send it there.

I'll come in and get it myself.

I'm sorry.

So Holly's new temps working out.

you

I must be working too much.

What are you doing?

A new secretary.

You like her?

She's great.

What about her?

She's dressed?

No shit, Tommy.

It must be all the pressure.

Come on, we've got to go over here to get a trip to Boston.

Okay.

What are you ranging my briefs?

Not now, Tommy.

He went to chairman and magic court in three hours.

You know, you could fax me my briefs in Boston.

It's the place I'll tell.

I'm sure the executive suite has a fax machine.

Come on.

I've got to catch the red eye in two hours.

Or you can fix me in my limousine on the way to the airport.

I'm sure I'd get it all the time.

Or... I can fix you.

Come on, silly.

I can fix you dining back and forth.

Okay.

All right.

The dinner.

Good.

Okay.

Tommy!

Get your ass off up here now.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

What?

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, God.

No, honestly.

You have some place to be.

Oh, God, I'm on a day.

She's safe next to me.

Please.

Facts me.

Facts me.

You son of a bitch.

No.

Facts me, son of a bitch.

It's terribly hot in here.

Take my jacket off for me.

Make yourself useful.

Okay.

There we go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

you

Oh.

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, gosh, actually.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Come with me!

Come with me!

Where's my ticket?

Okay, thank you.

And log all the calls, set up all the appointments, when I get back, I'll get right in action.

Don't I always?

Yes.

Yes.

He's the best.

He's the best ever in the history of the world.

Damn right, and don't you forget him.

Have a good trip.

OK.

By the way, Buffer really called and the deals off.

Yeah, I should get some.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Ah!

Ah!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Oh!

I'll see you next time.

I'll see you next time.

I'll see you next time.

I'll see you next time.

Yes.

Oh, man.

What's the matter?

Sit down, man.

I mean, can you believe she will do this to me, man?

I mean, it's our... I can't believe it.

It's our two freaking years anniversary, you understand?

I bought this fucking flower phone.

Everything looks great, right?

No problem, right?

Yeah.

She's fucking.

She's fucking somebody.

No.

Yeah, man.

Who?

Tell me.

You're kidding.

I'm not kidding at all.

Tell me, man.

Oh, who's she fucking?

Or her assistant?

Lassimo?

What'd she do?

What'd she do?

Did she put his head to the wall?

Where is he?

What'd she do?

What did I do?

I left.

You left.

Your wife's fucking another man and you leave.

That's what I say, man.

I left fucker, okay?

Tommy, what I'm going to do, Tommy?

What I'm going to do now?

I know what you're going to do.

What?

You coming with me?

Come here with who?

You're going with me.

What's this freaking Disneyland?

It's the county line.

Gone to you?

What are you deaf?

It's the county line!

Pretty?

Pretty.

It's beautiful.

It's green.

It's like fucking Tahiti.

It's a place you've never seen.

No buying sound commodities.

No more city life.

We're gonna have a fun time.

Oh, man.

Tommy, don't play like this.

You know, I got a job, I got a wife.

I can't do it.

It'll be here in two weeks when you get back.

Oh, screw you, man.

Screw you.

I'm not multi-millionaire like you, okay?

You understand?

I'm not Tommy.

You don't have to be me.

Come on, let's go.

Tommy, I've known you for 19 years now, okay?

I never see you so impulsive in your whole life.

Never.

That's because I've been in jail for 19 years and now I'm free.

I'm fucking free.

I'm out of fucking jail and we're going to fucking colony line and we're gonna get fucking late and we're gonna party.

All right.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

Tom, why should it do this to me?

We should fucking do this for

You never are the problem in your life.

Always is.

Always is.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's gonna be all right, huh?

I mean, all right.

I mean, yeah.

Fuck off.

Oh, is that beautiful down there or what, huh?

Is that beautiful?

Let me tell you, the girls at County Line are that beautiful.

What do you want?

The girls are this, huh?

County Line, here we come.

County line!

Here we come!

Come on, Anzi, say it!

County line, here we come!

I can't hear you!

County line, here we come!

Lauder, baby, come on!

County line!

Here we come!

County line, here we come!

No, you can do Lauder in that!

County line!

Here we come!

Come on, let's hear it!

So fucking great!

Okay!

County line, here we come!

County line, here we come!

Come on, divine!

Here we come!

Yeah, let's forget all the fucking problems, man.

Come on, divine!

Here we come!

No, man.

I knew I should never come with you, man.

I know the fuck you're doing here.

I don't know.

What do you want to do now?

I'm going to check it out.

God damn it.

Woo!

If I can spend my time with you, I can't believe it.

How's it going?

It's skipping.

Skipping, you know?

Five years.

Everything looks fine?

It looks fine.

Looks fine?

Then we can go.

Let's go, man.

Everything OK?

I don't have a clue.

Hey, Lauren.

Oh.

Yeah?

It's the belts.

Definitely the belts.

So how much are you going to cost me?

$385.

For a belt?

Are you going to end up telling me?

Come on, man.

We're going to come by.

We've got to get him.

Don't worry.

Take American Express?

American Express.

What's that?

Don't worry, you're right here.

Just mix it all right.

Got it.

Hey, where are you going, Tommy?

I'm gonna go pay the bill.

Got that.

Don't worry.

Automatic transmission.

They're easy, easy to repair.

I can't get to the edge.

It's clutch.

Five-speed.

Clutch.

What's a clutch?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

What?

Uh, take American Express.

Probably $89.95.

Really?

Well, um, unless you want full service.

Which includes?

Includes, uh, loop.

Oil change.

tire rotation, fuel diagnostic evaluation of your rods, a bargain in any price.

Hello.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

You're definitely too bad for these guys.

You're definitely too bad for these guys.

Wow, I see there's some things you do there.

It's a wild sensation.

Oh, fly.

Oh, fly.

Oh, fly.

Yes.

Yes, Paul.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh man.

I'm just looking at a ball fountain.

Oh god.

Oh it's a big price to pay.

Hey, fix it.

I guess we are fix it.

Where's the old man?

He was over there.

Yeah, see it.

Look at that.

Man, the battleship!

Don't get all of them!

Get them now!

They're coming at us!

And I get them!

Get them right now!

Well, let's go, man.

I want to go home.

Is it fixed?

It's all fixed.

Right now, I want to go home, I'm not fucking killing, okay?

Right now, where are you going?

You want to go there long enough?

What are you doing with that girl?

You son of a bitch, you are man!

What do you think?

I could never do that, man.

You'd be surprised at what you could do.

No, man.

You always be confident.

Always.

It's gonna take a chance, man.

You'd be surprised at what you can't do.

Tell me about County Line.

County Line.

As I said before, it's fucking beautiful, man.

It's the green of Montana right on the coast combined with Tahiti.

My uncle and his friends used to go there once a year.

They said it was like clubbed med for men.

Palm trees.

Beautiful.

Why don't we be there?

Fuck, man.

Fuck.

Oh, Tommy.

How are we lost?

Fix me, man.

How are we lost?

Doesn't look like we're lost.

Why?

Looks like Tahiti.

Do you look like Tahiti this?

When I lost, I'm just... I'm playing in the root.

Playing the root?

Yeah.

Hey, bastard.

Fucking bastard.

You are lying to me.

You are lying to me.

We are lost.

No.

We're not lost.

We're resting.

We're resting.

Oh, man, I must to be crazy.

I should to call Tammy.

I'm sorry.

I need a phone.

Right now, I need a phone.

Right now.

Oh, go get a phone then.

We'll call Tammy, all right?

No problem.

She turns your life upside down, but we'll give her a call.

Nope, no problem.

You know, for about four hours, you're becoming a man, but you're right back where you started.

She's my wife, you understand of that?

Yeah, she's your wife.

She's also the wife you found with the legs wrapped around some guy's neck.

Nice fight.

I like the guy who should be so lucky to have a wife like that.

It must be nice.

It must be nice.

It must be nice never having a fucker.

You got to do me one favor.

What?

When we get there, you can't be an asshole.

Yeah, where?

County life.

What's so good about County life, Tommy?

Well, it ain't the city.

It ain't the rat race.

It's peace.

I grew up on this lake.

When I was a kid, there was only two houses on the whole lake.

It was like Tom Sawyer.

Stars out every night, blue skies.

I think the water was blue then, too.

I fucked my first girl on the ass on college break right over there.

Karen Shrumpel.

See the willow?

Right there.

You know, when I was a kid, I used to go out in a rowboat, pitch black at night.

I'd read Edgar Allan Paul, try to scare the shit out of myself, because I knew if I could do that and sit there, I could take it.

I could do anything, anything in life.

Don't need them offing.

You got everything, Tony.

Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta take it.

I don't think you're strong enough to do that, Anzi.

Maybe I just don't want anything off.

Well, it.

What's it to you?

What is it?

Everything.

Money.

Girl.

Just everything.

Well, then you lose, my friend.

You lose.

Let me give you an example.

One time I was ready to make this deal.

$200,000 cash in my pocket.

Clear, tax-free.

The old man was coming over to sign the papers.

He had a heart attack in the cap.

So I went to the hospital.

He was all hooked up, tubes up his nose, spikes coming out of his arms, bells going off.

He's richer in hell.

I looked at him.

I said, I don't give a shit about your wife.

I don't give a shit about your grandkids.

I don't give a shit about your dog.

Just live long enough to sign these papers.

So I asked God.

He said, God, let him live.

If not forever, just long enough to sign these papers, please.

And Pam?

He lived.

Oh, man, I like you.

I like you.

I like you sometimes just getting that give a shit.

I like my life.

I like my life, man.

Good.

Hey, what do you think, Tommy?

Because I'm gonna reach you like you.

I don't like my life.

I think we should go get laid.

Oh, fuck you, man.

No.

Hey, you know, it's just a medical opinion.

But I think you gotta clean your pipes, Anzi.

Come on.

Tommy, you know what I think?

Sometimes you think you know everything.

You don't know nothing.

Let's go, nice.

Hey, we haven't fun.

Now it was.

We haven't fun.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, we haven't fun, baby, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

County line.

Here we come.

You sure about this place?

Man, I'm talking to you, Tommy.

What are we going?

Hey, man, stop the skirt, talk to me, where are we going?

Where are we going?

Where are we?

I don't know.

This is isn't the county line.

I don't see any palm tree here.

I guess all the men means to point the other direction.

Yeah, so I think we took a wrong turn.

This is easy.

He said county line.

Where did you take me?

Shut up.

Hey, man.

You shut up.

You shut up.

I thought you said you'd been here before, no?

Yeah, I have.

You know, through the script, you saw my uncle, my father.

I don't see any freaking pound tree.

Yeah?

Okay.

I guess this isn't tight, yeah?

Tady?

Where'd she go?

Who?

What do you mean, who?

This is a freaking spooky, Tommy.

Freaking spooky.

Yeah, believe this.

Oh.

What's next?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know, anyway.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Hey!

Don't move!

Hey!

Stop to play games!

Fuck!

I don't know.

I don't know.

She's a county line.

Where am I?

What year is this?

You look at my girl.

I'm not looking at her.

What's the matter?

Am I girly good enough for you?

I didn't say that.

Come here.

Come here.

I don't think so.

Dance, dance!

Hey.

Oh, baby.

Hey, baby.

Oh.

So you did dance?

Hey.

Oh.

Oh, take it easy, gentlemen.

Oh.

This is a thing of that, baby.

you

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes!

Who?

Who are you?

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

What is he doing here?

I think I've lost him.

I must do this.

No, I'm sorry.

Marjan, anyone?

Sarah, who's he?

I don't know.

We were just dashing.

Is he on this cruise?

Are you talking with the Chandlers?

That's cruise.

See, man, what's going on here?

What cruise?

Hello, the cruise.

We're on the Titanic.

I mean, all of us are just basizers open.

Now, I'm just a patient, aren't we?

God, this guy is such a prankster.

But then a game look at his clothes.

Very, very working class.

Titanic, thank you for talking about.

Sunk.

He's such a prank!

Hello!

Hello, is anyone home?

No, this Titanic, my friend, is unsungable.

Hailed, friend.

You know what an iceberg is.

Of course I do.

My third wife, Matilda.

No, no, no, no, please.

May God bless your soul.

Anyway, this guy really is a prankster.

But no, hello, we are in 1921.

We haven't seen any icebergs in ages.

Have we, lady?

Definitely not.

Well, it is Daddy's favorite.

Lair went that on stick in the mud.

Gosh, well, now that we have this nice empty room,

Oh, buddy.

Oh my, how's that?

Wait, it really does.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Should I get you a squeegee?

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, you are!

Oh, fuck me!

Yeah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just all your children.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, I got some on my chest.

I got some on my chest.

Oh, are you going to do that?

Oh, Charlie.

Daddy's favorite.

Oh, Anzi!

Oh, Anzi!

Anzi!

This is one out of the room, huh?

In the middle of the ghost town.

Let's get him very confused.

Menu.

What are you in here?

Why are you?

What's your name?

It's no town.

What did you get here?

I said slow down.

I'm your dream.

I am you.

In my case.

This is no fair.

Let me make love to you.

This doesn't look at nowhere.

Don't go away.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

you

Oh, my God.

Come on.

you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

Oh, you have a good time, huh?

What's this place, Tommy?

It's county line.

That's, isn't county line, man.

It's not the way you say to me.

What did you take me?

What did you like it?

Tommy, I'm not joking.

What did you take me?

It's county line.

Isn't county line.

You understand?

It's not the way you said the first time.

You're appreciated, huh?

I take you out in the adventure.

I show you a good time.

With an exploration that they are known.

You meet some goddamn beautiful girls, and then you turn into a big loser.

Tomi, I'm no loser.

Stop to think you are better than me because you are an old.

You understand?

You're just as bad as me.

Try to get rid of the same shit.

I don't know what I'm doing here.

I don't know where we are.

You understand?

I don't know nothing.

I just know we are no more than 19 years old.

And you can't just get real like this all the time.

Why not?

Because you can't.

Take your responsibility one time.