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♪ I know a place on the other side ♪

♪ the other side of this crazy life ♪

♪ Not far from the great divide ♪

♪ dividing me from the craze of the city ♪

♪ Like the cut of a knife ♪

♪ heading down slopes, breathing in air ♪

♪ I need to polish my fever and go ♪

♪ Someday soon, you'll see Just what I mean in Colorado ♪

♪ The snow takes me anywhere

♪ Like a dream but I don't have to pretend ♪

♪ So I will be heading that way

♪ And stay until the summer makes it go ♪

♪ Heading down slopes, breathing in air ♪

♪ I need to polish my fever and go ♪

♪ Someday soon you'll see just what I mean in Colorado ♪

Be sure that the sponsors got the money in the bank

by noon today.

Got it.

Oh and if Wanda Gotham shows up and gets back before I do.

Please keep her out of trouble.

Will do.

Oh Michelle... oops Haha.

Now Listen babe, we have pulled off some pretty big races in our

time haven't we.

But remember this is the richest Pro Ski race ever.

Let really keep it like clockwork.

Let's make it good Ok.

Remember there are a lot of heavy people on their way here right now.

♪ I can feel the sun on my wings ♪

♪ I can feel the sound of my heart on fire ♪

♪ The mountaintops whisper and sing ♪

♪ Let them scream

♪ And lift me higher and higher ♪

♪ Higher and higher higher and higher ♪♪

See when I talk to women, I can't seem to be myself.

I get nervous and I get carried away trying to be someone else.

Yeah well I have heard of split personalities before,

but Jack Nicholson at thirty thousand feet,

now that is extreme!

It's dangerous.

It is very bizarre Bobby and you oughta see somebody about that I

am telling you that as your friend.

It's a problem.

It was a great impression though..Haha?

It's not funny!

Well you worry too much, you know you and I and whoever else

you got locked up in there.

We are going to take Club Med by storm.

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Or we are gonna take Club Med by drizzle.

Hi welcome to Club Med.

Take your bags?

Enjoy.

Hey...

what a place.

Sure beats the Grimsby Hotel.

They will be glad to hear that?

I'll be sure to tell them.

Hey shouldn't we go over a sign up for some skiing classes?

There's time to do that.

First of all why don't you go over to the bar and check out

some chicklet's.

Like those two at then end.

Cavities here we come.

Gentlemen, welcome to Club Med.

Thank you, thank you.

Have you been to one of our clubs?

Yes.

No.

Well my friends first visit, he doesn't get out much.

He needs to socialize a little more.

We have an excellent set up here to look after you.

Joe's.

Gito's said Gentile ou visateur, They take care of the business

around here.

The business of having fun.

They are here to make sure you have an excellent week of holidays.

Well We are ready to start.

I am Jackson and this is Bobby.

I am Jean Jacques.

The Chef de Village.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Well everything you could need on holidays.

Sure do.

Come to the bar, have a drink.

Very nice.

This is a special cocktail from France.

It is called King Royale.

Cheers. Cheers.

And the skiing is very good.

Tomorrow we have a Pro World Championship,

in addition we Ave a Pro-Am and a special concert

before the race.

Jean Jacques, what about the Pro-Am ski race?

Who is in charge of that?

The is being organized by Mr. Sonny Silverton.

He is here in the hotel.

He is staying here with is staff.

Well, he is the man I gotta see.

You and many other people.

Well they will just have to wait.

I got some business to take care of.

You take care of my man here.

See ya later.

Test... te.te.

Yes what do you think your doing?

Oh, just looking.

Yeah well we hauled this gear all the way from Canada,

and Ronnie Hawkins sure won't be pleased if he catches you

messing around with any of his equipment.

This is great.

Romping Ronnie Hawkins playing right here in the mountains.

I saw him when played in Grimsby once.

What a night... phew.

How long you guys going to be here?

Oh about two days.

Are you a skier?

No, not really.

Wish I was!

Wish I was something.

Somebody.

Yeah, like who?

Well I don't know, maybe someone like Sammy Davis Junior.

♪ I know a man Bojangles

♪ and he danced for you ♪

♪ In worn out shoes

♪ Silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants ♪

♪ He did the old soft shoe

♪ He could jump so high

♪ He could jump so high

♪ That he'd likely touch the..

♪ There was Mr. Bojangles

♪ Mr. Bojangles

♪ Mr. Bojangles come back and dance... dance.

What in the hell is going on?

What are you trying to do kid, upstage the old Hawk?

Gee Mr. Hawkins, I am sorry I was,

I was just...

You don't sound too bad kid.

You sound kinda familiar.

Like I might have heard you somewhere before.

Thank you.

Alright boys we gotta go through these tunes.

We got those rich jet set skiers coming in tomorrow.

So let's start rehearsing try to get them tightened up.

Let's start with Lodi, and see what we can do with it.

Hold it a second, boys.

Just a little more country feel to it, a little more

humpty dumpty cowboy rhythm.

Okay, Ron.

Let's try again.

♪

♪ Just about a year ago

♪ I set out on the road

♪ Seeking my fame and fortune

♪ Looking for a pot of gold

♪ Things got bad and things got worse ♪

♪ Guess you know the tune

♪ Oh Lord stuck in a Lodi again

Hey Bobby, I am going to do some training, you want come?

No way.

Come on...

No, I'll just slow you down.

Yeah your probably right.

What are you going to do then, just hang out here?

Why don't you try the hot tub?

Uhm..

I think they are kinda crowded right now.

Yeah, well maybe we could meet up in the bar later?

I will meet you in the bar?

Alright.

Great, see you in a while.

Good luck Jackson.

♪ Oh Lord stuck in a Lodi again

A little guitar solo.

♪ A man from the magazine

♪ He said I was on my way

♪ Somewhere I lost connections

♪ Ran out of songs to play

♪ Came into town on a one night stand ♪

♪ Looks like my plans fell through ♪

♪ Oh Lord stuck in a Lodi again ♪

♪

♪ If I would have had a dollar

♪ For every song that I've sung ♪

♪ Every time I had to play

♪ While the people sipped their rum ♪

♪ You know I catch the next train ♪

♪ Back to where I live

♪ Oh Lord stuck in a Lodi again

♪ Oh Lord stuck in a Lodi again

Hi, how you doing?

Hi, yeah, wow look at that guy he is fast isn't he?

They're all fast.

Yeah I guess you are.

You mind if I take a couple of runs with you?

Sure go right in.

Ok, Thanks I appreciate it.

Ok, Thanks I appreciate it.

Ok, Thanks I appreciate it.

That ain't no waterbed.

Smooth now.

Hi..

Are you one of those Pro skiers?

Oh not me, I don't go for those team sports.

What kind of sports do you go in for?

Well I tell you, I like to stand at poolside,

oh and occasionally get happy feet.

Whoa!!

And when I get bored, I occasionally get Jacques

Cousteau happy feet.

Ahaaa.

Just Get in?

Yeah, this morning.

Having a good time?

Sure am.

You worked here long?

Not too long.

I am from Colorado originally, but since I have worked for Club

Med, I have been all over the place.

France, Tahiti, Egypt.

When I came here a couple of months ago,

it was just like coming home.

You must do a lot of skiing?

Yeah, I do lots of skiing, but I do more eating.

There are some is a really nice looking ladies here.

That one sure is.

I have trouble meeting them.

They think I am crazy.

Try the macho approach, it seems to work sometimes.

Do you think so?

It is all a matter of style, you just gotta work at it.

Maybe your right.

I am going to give it a shot.

How is it going?

Oh good, great, yeah real good.

Rust is off and I am ready to roll.

You racing tomorrow?

Well I hope to be, Pro-Am.

Jackson Reach is my name, Chicago,

waterbeds... do my own commercials!

All right.

Welcome to Club Med, I am Yogi.

Hi Yogi.

That is my friend Bobby down there,

Have you met him?

He seems to be doing pretty well.

Ayyy I am guy, a founding force.

You got what I want, and I got what you need.

You sure do.

Hey Yogi, did you see Michelle?

Not since she went past here at about one hundred miles an hour.

What is the word?

Word?

What word?

Racing, about a spot for me.

So your building your fan club up before your a hero,

is that it?

Well you know an opening did come up on that Pro-Am side,

but I kinda half promised it to Yogi though.

Come on Yogi Hahaha.

I'll tell you what, maybe he'll challenge you for the spot.

Hey Yogi, you want to race Jackson for that

last Pro-Am spot?

Sure I am easy.

How does that sound Jackson?

It is great.

Haha fine with me the extra run will probably do me some good.

Well we will see about that.

Alright.

I really appreciate it thank you Me and Yogi....Hahaha

Oh no problem.

Good Morning.

Show is going to be on time today?

I think so, it looks like we will be going at

about 10 O'clock.

Play for a couple of hours before the races start.

Great.

That is a problem having all that over there.

Looks to be ok.

So all I really have to do is beat out old porky the bartender

here and I am in, you know what I mean?

That great Jackson, did you see how those girls were hanging off

the pros last night?

Well they love the skiers, they do.

The girls love them all the time.

Excuse me, are these seats taken?

No you can go right ahead.

Well I don't mind if we do.

Ever been flanked this early in the day?

No not recently.

Aren't you, aren't you Sonny's assistant?

That's right.

Yeah, I am Jackson Reach, this is Bobby Todd?

Hi, Jackson, nice to meet you. Hi, Bobby.

Do you know this guy Yogi?

Seems everybody does.

Well what do you know about him.

He makes good Caesars.

Yeah but what about his skiing?

Well he used to be pretty good at one time.

You have to beat him to get into the Pro-Am don't you?

Yes, yes I do.

I do.

Then on to glory.

Don't take Yogi too lightly.

Really Jackson you ought to go at this slowly.

The only thing that is going to be moving slowly today is that

humongoid coming down the hill

You know what I am talking about.

I have some prep work to do on my skis.

I will leave you two to sit and chat and I will see you later.

Ok bye, bye Jackson.

Good luck buddy.

Good luck.

Your friend seems a little over confident.

Who Jackson?

I wish I had half his confidence.

In skiing?

In anything.

You are looking at the worlds greatest strikeout king.

Ann Landers just doesn't write back anymore.

Well everybody feels like a loser once in a while.

Well that's easy for you to say.

You lead a fascinating life.

Fast paced, great people.

Life on the road.

It's ok I guess.

Well it sure beats Grimsby I'll tell ya.

Back there, you are considered worldly if you buy your lunch at

work, instead of brown bagging it.

Oh it can't be that bad.

Sometimes we get really wild and drive to Buffalo for chicken wings.

I shouldn't laugh, after this race I may be back

in Sault Saint Marie, my hometown.

Why.. you getting fired?

No, but I think I made the mistake of falling in love with

my boss.

Makes it impossible for me to do my job,

I love my work and I love him.

So I have both to lose.

Doesn't he feel the same way?

He thinks I am just a kid, I don't even know how to

make him notice me.

Why don't you tell him?

Well, he would just laugh, and that would hurt worse than

being fired.

Well Michelle, I am no expert on the subject but,

maybe I can come up with an idea.

Hi guys!

How is it going?

How are you.

Pardon me.

Didn't mean to get in your way.

Waxing up I see.

I use this kind of wax.

I use it on my lips.

Hahaha.

How's it going huh.

How's my hair huh....

I'm Jackson Reach.

Jackson.

Are you racing today?

Yeah in the Pro-Am.

That sounds good.

I am looking forward to it.

I have a challenge race first though,

me and one other guy.

We are racing for that last remaining spot in the Pro-Am.

But I got it covered no problem.

Who is the guy?

Well he is that big walrus of bartender,

the big fat guy Yogi?

Yeah Yogi, you know him, big Mountain of the mountain.

Probably looks like a motor home on skis,

have you seen him?

You know the guy?

Orson Wells memorial ski tournament he's in.

How does a guy let himself get like that.

I don't know.

Hope he doesn't run out of control down the hill,

he could wipe out the village with one shot.

I asked him what his name was and if he drove a truck,

He said his name was hot stuff and I just said goodluck.

Thank you, thank you

Bon chance.

Bon chance too,

I got it in two languages, all right oh

Far out, Rocky Mountain high.

We'll do it.

Be watching.

Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to Club Med and the World Pro

Skiing championship to start today on the right note here is

Rompin' Ronnie Hawkins!!

(Cheering)

This is a Rock n Roll tune called \"Traveling Band\"

♪ Seven thirty seven comin out of the sky ♪

♪ Won't you take me down to Memphis on a midnight ride ♪

♪ I want to move Playing in a travelling band ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Trying to make a living trying to get ahead ♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪ Get me to the hotel baggage gone oh well ♪

♪ Come on come on won't you get me to my room ♪

♪ I want to move playing in a travelling band ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Trying to make a living trying to get a hand ♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪ Listen to the radio talking bout the last show ♪

♪ Someone got excited had to call the state militia ♪

♪ I want to move playing in a travelling band ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Trying to make a living trying to get a hand ♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪

♪ Here we come again on a Saturday night ♪

♪ With your fussing and your fighting ♪

♪ Won't you get me to rhyme I want to move ♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪ Yeah

♪ Trying to make a living

♪ Trying to get a hand

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪ Playing in a travelling band ♪

♪ Won't you give myself a hand ♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪ I'm just trying to make a living ♪

♪ Trying to get a hand

♪ Playing in a travelling band

♪ Trying to make a living trying to get a hand ♪

♪ Playing in a travelling band

(Cheering)

♪ Just about a year ago

♪ I set out on the road

♪ Seeking my fame and fortune... ♪

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to Copper

Mountain, the site if the World Professional Ski Championships

today.

I am Dan Whitby your course announcer for today's event.

First of all, I would like to remind you all that there is a

concert going on right now over in front of the Club Med

building.

Featuring the one and only Rompin' Ronnie Hawkins.

It will be continuing until the semi finals and finals of this

duo format.

Its head to head World Pro Ski Championships as you know and

they will be getting underway here this afternoon.

There is plenty of action coming so please stay tuned.

Hey Charlie, how are the gates working?

Well we were low on flue, but we got everything together now.

Ok, well as long as we start on time.

No problem at all.

Good man. Thank you.

♪ Oh lord stuck in Lodi again

♪ A man from the magazine

♪ Said I was on my way...

Ugh huh, sure, we can do that for you.

No problem.

Great we will see you then, bye.

Hi, can I help you?

Yeah, we need some material.

- Cloth. - White cloth.

- Big towels. - No, no a white sheet.

We need a white sheet with a hem.

A sheet?

Ok.

I think you need to speak with Jean Jacques and Daniel.

Jean Jacques, Daniel, these people need a sheet.

There is no sheet in your room?

How come they don't have a sheet?

No no, another sheet.

A fresh sheet?

- Yes a fresh white sheet - And a rope.

Ques que c'est?

Une corde.

A rope.

I think it is a kinky thing?

Ahh Kinky, I hear about these things.

This is to go aroung my head!

Your head?

One sheet, some rope, all for this woman?

Yes.

Does she have a sister?

♪ Oh Lord stuck in Lodi again

(Cheering)

Thanks!!

Having any fun?

Now we got some fine friends of mine who come all the way from

Los Angeles California.

To see the races.

I want you to give a great round of applause for them and

see if we can con em to get up here on stage and sing

a few numbers for you.

We got Bill Champlin and his lovely wife Emma,

and the ever lovely Miss Rita Coolidge.

And I'm gonna use my hotdogging later on the hill.

♪

♪ One fine day, you'll look at me ♪

♪ And you will know our love was meant to be ♪

♪ One fine day, you're gonna want me for your girl ♪

♪ The arms I long for, will open wide ♪

♪ And you'll be proud to have me standing by your side ♪

♪ One fine day, you're gonna want me for your girl ♪

♪ Though I know you're the kind of boy ♪

♪ Who only wants to run around

♪ I'll keep waiting and someday darling ♪

♪ You'll come to me when you want to settle down ♪

♪ One fine day, we'll meet once more ♪

♪ And then you'll want the love you threw away before ♪

♪ One fine day,

♪ you're gonna want me for your girl ♪

♪ You're going to want my loving ♪

♪ You're going to need my loving ♪

♪ You're going to want my loving ♪

♪ You're going to need my loving... ♪

Ok Michelle,

what is this silly sheik business all about?

It isn't silly, it is a good offer.

Besides I have my future to consider.

But you have a good future here, I need you here.

Do you?

Sure, I mean your a an amazing little worker.

You will find another worker.

No I can't get anyone to replace you.

Your ahhh, your different.

Thanks.

Oh I didn't mean that.

You know what I mean!

I mean.. Well I don't know what I mean.

I don't even know what I am saying.

What I am feeling is different.

Michelle, I want you to stay..

I just want you to...

♪ One fine day

♪ you're gonna want me for yours ♪

♪ Your gonna want my lovin

♪ I know your gonna need my lovin

♪ You're gonna want my lovin ♪

♪ Your gonna need my lovin

♪ Your gonna want my lovin

♪ I know you're going to need my loving ♪

♪ I hope you're going to need my loving ♪

♪ I hope you're going to want my loving ♪

♪ Baby

♪ You're going to want my loving ♪

♪ You're going to need my loving ♪♪

(Cheering)

Can I have your attention to the top of the hill right now.

We have an amateur challenge race about to start it will be

between Jackson Reach of Chicago and our very own Yogi Hebadaddy

of Dylan, Colorado.

How ya keeping Yogi?

Not bad. Got to race today.

How ya doing big fella?

Hey, I was worried about you.

Hahaha, just waxing my skis.

Sounds serious, which course do you want Blue or the red?

I will take the red Thank you.

Alright, can you hold my sandwich?

It's my pleasure.

The winner of this race is going to qualify for the

Pro-Am that will take place immediately after the finish.

In the starting gate right now is Jackson Reach and

Yogi Habadaddy.

We are getting ready for the start.

Yogi on the red course, Jackson on the blue.

And they are off.

Yogi off to a good start and a big lead through the first gate.

Jackson makes a good turn lining up well for the top of the course,

setting up well for the next gate.

He's off the jump and a good one.

Jackson setting up his next gate.

Yogi makes the jump and it is a clean one.

Habadaddy with a one second point 150 lead.

And it means Habadaddy goes right now into the celebrity program.

Nice race Jackson.

I didn't know you could ski that well.

♪ How could you let me go

♪ The way we've been getting on

♪ I didn't see no sign of trouble ♪

♪ All of a sudden, you're gone

♪ How was I meant to know

♪ I left you alone too long

♪ I never thought you needed

♪ All of that talking

♪ But I could be wrong Sara

♪ I'll never forget your name ♪

♪ The woman is gone

♪ But the feeling is here to stay ♪

♪ Sara, the melody will remain ♪

♪ Though you'll be gone ♪

♪ Before the sun goes down Sara

♪ tearing apart The heart you turned around ♪

♪ How could you let me go

♪ And whittle your dreams away

♪ I didn't see you leaving me

♪ Give me a moment to say

♪ How can I let you know

♪ I'm willing to give it all

♪ I'll gather your tears

♪ From all of the years

♪ And catch 'em whenever they fall ♪

♪ I'll catch you whenever you fall ♪

♪ Sara, I'll never forget your name ♪

♪ The woman is gone

♪ But the feeling is here to stay ♪

♪ Sara, stay

♪ The melody will remain

♪ Though you'll be gone

♪ Before the sun goes down

♪ Sara, I'll never forget your name ♪

♪ The woman is gone

♪ You're gone for good

♪ Sara stay with me

♪ Though you'll be gone Before the sun goes down ♪

♪ Sara, tear apart the heart you turned around ♪

♪ How could you let me go ♪

(Cheering)

Hi everybody helicopter will be departing in five minutes.

Let's go!

The powder is good.

Where is everybody?

Jean Claude.

Aren't you Jean Flaude Killy?

Yes.

Tthe Jean Claude Killy?

Winner of the World Championship in 1966,

the World Cup in 66-67?

And you won 3 gold medal in the 68 Olympics and you won the

world Pro championships in 73 well you are a Little over the

hill for this aren't you now?

That is bad stuff up there Jean Claude.

Steep hill, deep powder, possible avalanches.

Well I am in good hands.

The best.

♪ I know you'll be satisfied

♪ If you'll take a chance

♪ Steppin' in time, stay by my side ♪

♪ Welcome to the dance

♪ So turn it up, I'm burnin' up

♪ Got to cool me with your ooo

♪ ooo, music Come on?

I want everybody to sing Hey Now Hey Now,

Hey Now, Hey Now We'll take it uptown tomorrow

♪ I'll make it a night you won't forget ♪

♪ And if I have to beg or borrow

♪ We're gonna be side by side tomorrow night ♪

♪ Some say love should hesitate ♪

♪ But I say that's a crime

♪ Sure you're not in love today

♪ But take one at a time

♪ Get your saxophone, squeeze it all night long ♪

♪ Got to cool me with the cool music ♪

♪ Come on

♪ I want everybody to sing Hey Now ♪

♪ Hey Now, Hey Now, Hey Now

♪ We'll take it uptown tomorrow ♪

♪ I'll make it a night you'll never forget ♪

♪ And if I got to beg or borrow

♪ We're gonna be side by side

♪ We'll tear it up and down tomorrow ♪

♪ Baby for a night you'll never forget ♪

♪ Take hold of my hand, hold my hand ♪

♪ Gonna be side by side tomorrow night ♪

♪ Get your saxophone, squeeze it all night long ♪

♪ Gotta move me with your ooo, ooo, music ♪

♪ Come on I know you're just dyin' to sing ♪

♪ Hey Now Hey Now, Hey Now, Hey Now ♪

♪ We'll take it up

♪ I'll take you uptown tomorrow

♪ I'll make it a night that you'll never forget ♪

♪ And if I got to beg or borrow

♪ We're gonna be side by side ♪

♪ You can say hey now

♪ Take it uptown take it uptown ♪

♪ Hey now

♪ Take it uptown take it uptown ♪

♪ Think about it

♪ One more time

♪ We're going to be side by side ♪

♪ If you sing right now

♪ Take it uptown take it uptown ♪

♪ Take it uptown now

♪ Take it uptown take it uptown ♪

♪ Think about town now

♪ Think about it sing it, sing it now ♪

♪ Take it uptown take it uptown ♪

♪ Aahh

♪ Take it uptown take it uptown ♪

♪ Won't you think about it

♪ We're gonna be side by side ♪

(Singing in shower)

Hi.

Oh not you?

What are you doing in here this is the women's sauna.

Ewww, let's get out of here.

♪ Outside the rain begins

♪ And it may never end

♪ So cry no more, on the shore a dream ♪

♪ Will take us out to sea

♪ Forevermore, forevermore

♪ Close your eyes and dream ♪

After you, Mr. Killy

♪ And you can be with me

♪ 'Neath the waves, through the cave of hours ♪

♪ Long forgotten now

♪ We're all alone, we're all alone ♪

♪ Close the window, calm the light ♪

♪ And it will be all right ♪

♪ No need to bother now

♪ Let it out, let it all begin

♪ Learn how to pretend

♪ Once a story's told ♪

♪ It can't help but grow old ♪

♪ Roses do, lovers too, so cast ♪

♪ Your seasons to the wind ♪

♪ And hold me dear

♪ oh, hold me dear

♪ Close the window, calm the light ♪

♪ And it will be all right

♪ No need to bother now

♪ Let it out Let it all begin ♪

♪ All's forgotten now

♪ We're all alone

♪ Darling we're all alone

♪ Close the window calm the night ♪

♪ And it will be all right

♪ No need to bother now

♪ Let it out, Let it all begin ♪

♪ Always to the wave my love ♪

♪ My love

♪

♪

♪ Always to the wind

♪ My love

♪ We're all alone ♪

(Cheering)

We're down to the semi-finals, ladies and gentlemen,

from that original field of thirty two.

In the top half of the draw it will be Stein Hausen of Norway,

he will be on the blue course, and he will be going against

Hans Speigel of Austria.

He's on the red course in our first semi final of this

elimination type event.

They are at the top and ready for the start.

Both racers are in start position.

There goes the horn and they are off.

Spiegel is out in front, both are skiing very well on the top

part of the course.

Still very even.

A pretty close race down into the flats.

Hausen and Speigel going side by side,

this is what pro racing is all about.

Hausen trying to stay even, here they come.

And he's down across the finish line.

And so Stein Hausen of Norway advances to the finals,

and he is one step away from the World Championship that he has

trained so hard for over the past couple of years.

In the blue course, Edwin Halsnes,

brother of Stein, ready to go against William Webb.

Out of the starters gate a slight lead,

both skiers really skiing.

Halsnes demand a lot, lets see who goes down there.

Looks like Webb coming in.

Heading off to the jump Halsnes has the lead.

Hausen is first!

The final in the World Professional Ski Championships,

at the top is Halsnes versus Halsnes.

They are ready in the starting gates.

And they are off to a very fast start.

Very close but Edwin has a slight lead in

the slalom course.

He has the lead right now.

Both very good racers.

Young, aggressive, both very fit.

Let's see how they can do at the bottom.

Edwin crosses the line first.

How ya doing Bobby?

Hahaha.

Hey, it's ok.

Michelle told me all about it.

I want to thank you.

Oh really?

You don't think I bought that haram thing did you?

You didn't have me fooled for a minute.

Well I do Harry Morigan, the last man.

Not a bad story.

Those are terrific.

You could go real far with those impressions.

Well not with women I don't.

Oh?

They think I am nuts when I start up with that stuff. It scares them away.

The problem is when I get around women,

I can't be myself.

Whoever that is.

You know something Bobby?

I used to be a lot like you,

I don't mean the impressions or anything.

But I thought I should be other people.

Hey... how you doing waterbed man?

I am alright.

Except for losing my race to that skiing beer mug down there.

I know, but The beer mug can ski pretty good.

Yeah, and everybody knew it but me too.

Ah you know it's a secret.?

You know he's not such a bad guy either.

You know he could have beat me a lot worse I think.

Oh come on.

No, he let up on me a little bit.

There's nothing worse than getting beaten by somebody you

have been badmouthing, and he turns out to be a decent guy.

Jackson Reach of Chicago will replace Yogi Habadaddy,

and he will be going up against Edwin Halsnes.

What's that all about?

You're in the race.

I am not in the race, Yogi beat me, but thank you very much anyway.

Yogi also got you in the race.

Yogi did?

Yeah.

How did he do that?

Simple, he had Sonny put you in instead of himself.

Yogi did that?

Used to be on the US Ski team for 10 years.

Got nothing to prove.

Your right Sonny, I have been trying too hard.

I have got to loosen up, have some fun.

I am going to learn how to ski.

Hey that's the spirit.

Hey and it's easy, you know all you have to do

is imitate Jean Claude Killy.

Get outta here.

Or do Bruce Dern doing Jean Claude Killy.

Hey that's good.

Where are the poles?

Where are the damn poles?

It's the last event filled with Jackson Reach in the blue course

against Edwin Halsnes, who will be going on the red course.

And this one should just be a fun event.

But the waterbed salesman Jackson Reach is ready,

Halsnes doesn't seem to be letting up a bit at all.

Surprised at the level Jackson Has reached today.

Both skiers look very good at this point.

I didn't know Jackson Reach was such a good skier,

I don't think Edwin Halsnes was aware of that fact either.

This is going to be a fun race indeed.

We may have a surprise upset, but that remains to be seen.

Across the finish line of course Edwin Halsnes.

But our hats off to Jackson Reach of Chicago!

A great racer.

Uhh oh who coming?

A new guy for his first class.

Hey, how you doing?

I am alright.

My name is Kenny, I am going to be your instructor for today.

What's your name?

Bobby..Bobby.

Alright, glad to meet you.

I guess that's what we are going to be doing,

just move our skis back and forth.

Ok get used to them.

So what I want to do here is maybe slide back and forth

alright like this...

Bobby Bobby where are you going?

That's too hard wait a second. Where are you going?

HEY!!

Are you ok?

That's the best run we have seen all week.

Yeah, I'm ok.

Sure?

Oh, it's just my leg.

Come on, come on.

Alright, oh.

Oh!

My leg.

Are you going to be ok?

Yeah.

Well how does it feel to be World Champion Edwin?

It's fantastic, but the bestpart was having this guy chase me.

He fought like a tiger just for the challenge.

Ah come on, I am going to take you seriously.

What did you say your name was?

Reach, Jackson Reach.

Reach..Reach for the sky..

Could be a good angle.

Man on the street challenges the world.

Alright, right.

See you next season, Edwin.

Ok Thanks guys.

Boy that's a great feeling isn't it?

Look who is getting all the attention over there.

Hey Bobby!

How did you do it?

Was it Nicholson, Cagney?

Bobby Todd, strictly Bobby Todd.

What's next for you guys?

Life on the tour?

No, are you kidding, I'm not going to push my luck.

How about you Bobby?

Are you going to give up Grimsby Ontario for the French Alps?

I am having fun here, but it will be nice to get home too.

I have some great stories to tell.

I am going to be a big hit with the ladies.

Well it is about time right?

Exactly.

It s go time guys.

Well alright, here we go.

See you Yogi.

Goodnight.

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♪ Things you do the things you do ♪

♪ The way you do the things you do ♪

♪ The things you do the things you do ♪

♪ Oh baby pretty as you are

♪ You know you could have been a flower ♪

♪ If good looks was a minute

♪ You know you would have been an hour ♪

♪ The way you stole my heart

♪ you know you could have been a crook ♪

♪ And baby you're so smart

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♪ Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to ♪

♪ And I can tell

♪ the way you do the things you do ♪

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♪ You made my heart so rich

♪ you know you could have been some money ♪

♪ And baby you're so sweet

♪ you know you could have been some honey ♪

♪ Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to ♪

♪ And I can tell

♪ The way you do the things you do ♪

♪ The way you do the things you do ♪

♪ You really swept me off my feet ♪

♪ you made my life complete ♪

♪ You made my life so bright

♪ you make me feel alright

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