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( all laughing )

Hey! Wha--

( woman screams )

( all laughing )

woman: Banana cheese?

Banana cheese?

Banana cheese? Banana cheese?

Careful, some of these eggs might be rotten.

( screams )

Oh, no, that's just me.

Banana cheese? Banana cheese?

( groans )

May I?

( screams )

( laughs )

Hey, kid!

I didn't take nothing!

You look thirsty!

( laughs )

Scream-up on aisle four!

Is Casper ready for his big moment?

He knows where he's supposed to be.

If you think was scary,

take a look at this!

Rocky road?

Casper?

- ( screams ) - Casper! It's just me.

Jimmy, you scared me.

Really? I couldn't tell by the way you were screaming.

( laughs )

Try it again, but this time,

kick it with your laces instead of your toe.

Oh.

Yeah!

See? You got a lot more power.

Too bad the goalie at the tryout won't be a ghost.

- You'll do fine, - Yeah, thanks to you.

I better go. The tryouts are at 4:30.

4:30? I was supposed to meet my uncles half an hours ago.

( screaming )

I'm late.

And welcome back to "Scare Center."

Time for the moment you've been waiting for.

The scare of the day!

I tell ya, this freak-out at Deedstown

- puts the "boo" in "boo-yah!" - Boo-yah!

Hey! We made "Scare Center! Stretch!

You young scarers out there, play close attention.

'Cause you're gonna see how it's done.

- Do not adjust your sets! - Don't do it!

Hey, what's going on with this?!

What a rip-off!

I'll get it.

Kibosh!

Uh, oh, hello, Mr. exalted king of all the creatures, sir.

We didn't hear you come in.

Might I say, you're looking horrifying this evening.

Where is your nephew?!

Uh, Casper?

Oh, uh, I heard humans screaming at the library.

I think that was him.

No, no, no, I saw a woman fainting downtown.

Oh, I think that was him.

Right now, we're gonna go from "boo-yah"

- to "boo-boo." - That's right, Jim.

We turn now from the highest of the high

to the lowest of the low.

You're not gonna believe this polter-goof in Deedstown.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

( screams )

Oh, you know you didn't want that to happen!

You've gotta hope Kibosh isn't watching.

Clearly, you've made no progress at all with Casper's problem!

What am I worried about?

I bet no one even noticed I wasn't here.

Yeah, that's it.

Uh-oh.

You have been told a thousand times.

Hasn't he?

- Definitely. - At least a thousand.

- Give or take. - ( sighs )

If we are friendly to fleshies,

then they'll lose their fear of us.

And if they lose their fear of us...

uncles: They'll rise up against us.

The fleshies will rise up against us.

They're not fleshies. They're called--

Silence!

Actually, sir, technically, he is correct.

They are called--

I'm going in the floor!

This is the last time I tell you two!

You three, Casper's friendliness

is a threat to us all!

It's not their fault.

They have told me, but I can't help it.

Casper, you leave me no choice.

There's a place for creatures like you,

those who cannot grasp our ways.

It's called Scare School.

Ooh, that was a scary.

The instructors there have certain techniques

of reforming the unfit.

Is it horrible? Yes.

Will you rue this day forever? Mm-hmm.

Will you have nightmares the entire time you're there?

Pretty much.

But it's far better than the alternative.

The alternative?

- No, no, no, that's okay! - It's okay.

Lunch break.

So, anyways, we're all set for school to start.

The roach man, has he been through the dormitory?

Yeah, we got plenty of roaches.

What about the cafeteria?

Yeah, we just took delivery of 2,000 pounds of spoiled meat.

Have the bathrooms been cleaned?

- No. - Good.

Sounds like we're ready.

It's going to be a stupendous year, wonderful.

I can't wait to get acquainted with the new class.

Oh, who are we kidding?

I don't know, are we kidding someone?

Yes, ourselves.

We're the most frightening beings in the business.

Yet our our talents are being wasted teaching the rejects

of the creature world to say "boo."

We gotta get out of here. But how?

We could ask Kibosh for a transfer.

You ninny. You nincompoop. You nimrod.

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

Yes, we'll ask him to put us in the field.

We'll ditch this desk job once and for all.

- What do you have there? - Nothing.

Let me see.

Our ankle.

( crying ) Oh, ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle.

- Ankle! I love ankle! - I miss our ankle!

Casper: But I don't want to go to scare school.

I like it here with all of you and with Jimmy.

Didn't you guys ever have a best friend?

Don't argue, Casper.

You're going to Scare School, period.

What if I don't go?

The alternative is too terrible.

I don't think it sounds so bad.

Not so bad?

Banishment to the Valley of the Shadows--

All right, spill it.

What's this Valley of the Shadows?

- Nothing. - None of our business.

Come on, you guys. It should be up to me.

Just tell me.

But we don't want you to end up like your Aunt Spitzy.

We can't keep this secret from him forever.

We don't have enough hands.

( sighs )

Look, Casper, we didn't want to tell you this

until you were older, but you're right.

You do deserve to know.

If you can't shape up at Scare School

and stop being friendly, there's a good chance

you'll get sent to the Valley of the Shadows.

Oh, it's too awful!

How bad could it be?

Casper, if you get sent there, you can never come back!

We can never see you again.

And we can never say your name again.

It'll be like you never existed.

Like Aunt Spi--

all: Shh!

We're not allowed to talk about her.

Okay, okay.

Let's just say... she...

was very special to us.

( sobs )

Whatever you do at Scare School...

Whatever they throw at you.

Don't blow it!

We don't want to lose you, too.

Now let's get packing.

Hey, we got it all in!

( laughs )

Ah, that was funny.

( muttering )

Yeah. Uh, yeah. Come on.

Come on, give it to me. Come on.

- I'm all linty over here! - ( sighs ) Grow up.

- No, you grow up! - Make me.

- Oh, I'll make you. - Nuh-uh.

- Uh-yah! - Nuh-uh! No!

So anyways, introducing the ruler of all the underworld,

Kibosh.

Headmasters Alder and Dash,

shapers of young minds.

Good to see you again in these hallowed halls.

Kibosh, you look great.

Yeah, you look great!

I mean, not exactly great, but you look good.

Let's say you're fat and green, but--

What my little other means to say

is the toll of your awesome responsibility

clearly weighs heavily on your shoulders.

- You look like garbage. - Tired. Tired.

What you need is someone hard-working,

like, say, I don't know, us to get out there

to get out there and really put a scare into those fleshies

to take some of the pressure off.

Enough of this. We've been through this before.

I need you here, especially this semester.

There's a student arriving I want you to keep your eye on.

His name's Casper.

What'd I miss? We out of here?

Oh, hey, Kibosh!

Be right back!

I'm leaving now.

( clears throat )

( plays note ) ♪ Thank you for your visit ♪

♪ And your insults and derision ♪

♪ Seeing you is always 'bout as fun as long division ♪

♪ We're wretched, lonely, nothing ♪

♪ To your skill we can't aspire ♪

♪ So thanks for not exploding us ♪

♪ And setting us on fire ♪

Casper, we did it!

I mean, I'm the one who actually did it,

but I couldn't have done it without you.

- Jimmy-- - Look, the important thing is

I made the team, it's a done deal!

- Jimmy-- - You should have seen me out there.

It was like you were right there with me.

Wait till you see me play in a real game.

There's something I have to tell you.

I know what you're going to say, but you can hide in my gym bag.

Jimmy, they're sending me away.

I have to go to Scare School.

What? What are you talking about?

You teach me all this stuff, I make the team,

and now you're going away?

I can't believe this.

I don't want to go. They're making me.

Well, if you don't want to go, don't.

I'll find a way to come back for your games.

You promise?

Yeah. I promise.

man: Ah-choo!

Will someone wipe me nose?

Ah... ah-choo!

Hello? Me arms is nailed to me sides!

Little help!

How come on a school bus,

I'm always the one who ends up sitting on the hump?

Ow. Get off of me.

( chuckles ) Just playing with you.

All right, listen up.

If you're new here, and most of you are,

I'm Thatch.

This is my last year here, and basically,

everybody here does what I say.

Hello, ladies.

- Hi, Thatch. - Hi, Thatch.

Oh! You're scary. Once a year.

Hey, buddy, no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Ka-zing.

Hey, rover, off the furniture.

( laughs )

Stop me before I zing again!

So, what's your shtick?

You, like, a dirty, pale kid?

I beg your pardon?

I'm a zombie and proud of it.

I can see why. Listen up, rejects.

Given how pathetic you are,

I guess I'll have to spell this out for you.

What I don't want to have to do is bite you in the neck

and turn you into yet another mindless, hypnotized follower.

Argh!

Any questions?

Yeah. How's that seat taste?

Aah! Stop!

Whoa!

Good-bye, Casp.

( sobs ) Give an old ghost a hug.

Okay. Well, I'll see you guys.

Wow. This feels... heavier.

Just checking that he has everything.

( sobbing )

I already miss him!

You ate his bus sandwich, didn't you?

Uh, and his travel pillow.

( belches )

Ahoy, matey.

Welcome aboard the Scare School schooner.

Ahoy, but um, Mr. captain pirate driver sir?

Arr?

Both your eyes are covered.

Not to worry, laddie. I've got me the GPS.

GPS? guiding parrot system.

All right, Beaky. Which way be we facing?

Rawk. Forward.

I know we're facing forward, you sad excuse for a seagull!

Which direction is forward facing?

What'd I do?

I'm sorry. It's me pirate temper.

Where are ye? Have a cookie.

That's a playing card.

Well, blast it, where'd you put the cookies?!

Sorry, taken.

Hi. I'm Casper.

Hi. Hello.

- Nice hair. - Thanks.

A friendly ghost, huh? Now I've seen everything.

Um, excuse me?

You're a ghost.

Why don't you just walk through me?

I try not to do that. A lot of people find it rude.

Rude? Well, guess what.

You either walk through me or turn around

and get off this bus.

- Ship. - Whatever.

Ah-choo!

( kids scream )

Hey, give me that!

Ghost, you are toast.

Argh!

( Thatch screams )

Thatch: Ow!

Me parrot says I ran out of pink thread.

Do ye want black or chartreusey?

( lisping ) Just hurry up.

I've got a ghost to teach a lesson to.

I can always put it in the sewing machine.

No, no, take your time.

So, are you new to the school, too?

Yep, first year. I'm Mantha.

Hi. Casper.

- Ra. - Ra?

Like "Ra Ra. go, team"?

Like a cheerleader?

Yeah, like, totally. I'm a cheerleader.

I'll see you boneheads at the pep rally.

( gasps ) Pep rally? Yummy.

What are we gonna wear?

I don't know, you look so good in blue.

So why are they sending you guys to Scare School?

I have unraveling issues.

Nobody is sending me here. I signed up.

People are always putting zombies down,

and I am here to show them that zombies

are just like everybody else.

And I got to work on that.

That was great the way you stood up to the vampire.

I know, that guy is such a jerk.

I don't know, maybe he was just kidding around.

Oh, yeah, and I suppose the mighty Horus

doesn't look down upon us

with his all-seeing and omniscient eye.

( laughs )

Mummy joke.

Watch your step. Watch your step.

Watch your ste-- agh! Oh!

I fell off me own boat!

Why didn't you warn me, you scurvy, peck-addled pigeon?

How am I supposed to know where you're going?

You couldn't. You can't. I'm sorry.

It's me pirate nature.

Here. Have some croutons.

Those are dice.

No wonder me salads have been so crunchy.

Thanks for the smooth ride, captain.

I liked how you eased up on the anchor

just before we stopped so the boat wouldn't jerk.

Nobody's ever noticed that before.

But I'm sure everyone appreciates it.

Well, see ya.

What a nice lad, such manners.

That was a dirty trick you pulled up there, Casper.

You are so history.

I didn't mean to hurt you, Thatch.

I'm not hurt. You can't hurt a vampire.

Where are the mountains?

I think they're over there.

( all chattering )

So anyways,

here's the leader of the underworld, Kibosh.

Take a good look around, students.

These walls are lined with pictures of the great ones,

those who have gone before,

and every single one of them began as you are--

students here at Scare School,

outcasts, misfits, losers,

rejects, pariahs,

also-rans, wannabes,

- D-listers-- - We get it already.

Whether you're a ghost or a goblin

or a gorgon, mummy or even-- I don't know, a zombie...

Typical anti-zombie attitude.

We, all of us, have something in common.

Those of us who aren't pushy know-it-alls.

We share a common destiny as creatures.

What is that destiny?

To scare humans. Why?

We do it to preserves something called the balance.

Balance schmalance.

Simply put, if we scare humans too little,

they'll rise up against us, and if we scare them too much,

they'll rise up against us.

You'll be learning more about this in the months to come,

the humiliating, demoralizing, excruciating months to come.

Anyhoo, study hard, good luck, et cetera, et cetera.

Your headmasters will now lead you in the school song.

( organ plays )

♪ We love you, o our scare school ♪

♪ where evil's in the air school ♪

♪ a place-without-compare school ♪

♪ that fills us with disgust ♪

♪ oh, others may like their school ♪

♪ but come here, they don't dare school ♪

♪ this really raise-your-hair school ♪

♪ beloved of all of us ♪

Dismissed!

Well, they're all yours. Ta ta.

Sirs, are you all right?

Stop being nice!

What's wrong with you?

Excuse me, sirs?

That was Casper, hopelessly friendly,

but don't worry.

I'm keeping an eye on him for you.

There's just one thing.

I'm going to need a cool robe like yours and my own office.

Why don't you go bite something?

Okay. Just the robe, then?

But there's no such thing as scaring humans too much.

Humans are creature bait. They're scare meat.

- It's what they're there for. - Settle.

We won't have to abide by Kibosh's rules much longer.

What do you mean? He wouldn't give us a transfer.

I don't get it.

Then we'll just have to put the Kibosh on Kibosh.

( both laughing )

I still don't get it.

That's right, Alder and Dash personally

assigned me the job of keeping an eye on ghost boy,

and I'm gonna deputize you two to help me.

Is it going to hurt?

Which bunk do you want, Ra?

Neither, thanks. I brought my own.

Five minutes to lights out!

Gee, this place sure is different from my pyramid.

I think I'm tomb-sick.

Don't worry, Ra. You're not alone.

Everybody here is feeling the same thing.

Fatso: I miss Casper.

I can't even remember what the little guy looks like.

-Oh. Yeah. - Ghosts don't sniffle.

Absolutely not, and they don't get wobbly lips like this.

Never, so I vote we pull ourselves together.

You're right.

On three, we pull ourselves together.

One! Two!

( all sobbing )

I still miss him!

Alder: So how we gonna get rid of Kibosh?

Dash: Hmm, unfortunately, there are no ghost-eating insects.

You think too much.

Thinking never accomplished anything.

No, thinking "thinking never accomplished anything"

never accomplished anything.

I considered hypnotism,

but its effect on ghosts is marginal at best.

Enchanted swords? Useless.

Swords... useless.

Then I discovered this little beauty--

the vacuum of Atlantis.

Push this button, and it sucks in whatever's in front of it.

Ooh, let me see.

We have to be very careful because it only works once.

( click, whir )

Ow!

( muffled ) Push... the other... button.

Why do I always get picked to do this?

Hey, Cas-puke, got you something,

kind of a first-day present.

Thanks, Thatch.

See, Ra? I told you.

Everyone's basically friendly.

What is it, Thatch?

Acheron beetle.

When you startle it,

it sprays the worst smell in the universe.

Ghost boy is gonna stink till he graduates.

( both laugh )

Is it poisonous? I'm allergic to poison.

No. He's cute.

Hey, little guy.

( peeping )

( both laugh )

No, no. You're doing it wrong.

Give me that.

Uh-oh. Ugh!

( coughing and spitting )

All right, all right, quiet down.

Welcome to science class, where you will learn the science

behind today's modern scaring methods.

I am your teacher, Thurdigree Burns.

Today, class, we'll be discussing the science

of scaring fleshies.

When the fleshie is afraid, he begins to run,

causing heavy breathing.

Moisture forms under his arms, on his forehead,

and on his upper lip.

What do we call this moisture?

Anyone? Scare juice.

Scare juice is secreted by metal tubes here, here,

and here which are attached to an electric pump

inside the fleshie's stomach.

This pump powered by a tiny monkey.

- That is why it's best... - This is all wrong.

This causes the fleshie to stare upward in horror,

allowing the monkey to look up the throat,

panic, and start pumping.

Actually? Mr. Burns, sir?

Yes?

That moisture is called sweat.

It happens to humans after any kind of healthy exercise.

Wrong!

Scare juice, metal tubes, monkey in the tummy.

But I actually know some humans, and--

Silence!

See me after school for detention.

Everyone else, put yourselves out.

Tough break, getting detention on your first day.

Was it awful?

Nah. It wasn't so bad.

( insect buzzing )

Flyboy, you got detention, too?

No, I got stuck

between the door and the screen door.

So what's on for tonight?

You want to study together?

I'm pretty wiped out.

I think I'm gonna turn in early.

- Good night, guys. - See you in the morning.

So I'm flying along, and there's this piece of paper

hanging from the ceiling, and it's all sticky,

and it was sticking to me, and I couldn't get out of it.

Oh, what kind of a world is this?

Everything's going great, ma.

I got a B+ in lurking.

I'm real popular.

Yes. I'm drinking enough blood.

I got to go.

What's he up to?

Where do you think you're going?

Come back here, runt.

Casper: I really appreciate you taking me to Deedstown.

Think nothing of it, laddie.

We was heading in that direction, anyway.

Besides, I know what it's like to have a best friend,

right, Beaky?

Glad you feel that way, Cappy, because this best friend

just had an accident on your shoulder.

Remember, it was an accident.

Beaky, you didn't!

I'm of a mind to keelhaul you,

you guano-dropping, mutinous, pox-faced swab.

Man: Jimmy, get out here! We're gonna start.

Where is he? He promised.

Aah! Don't do that.

- You scared me. - Sorry.

I was worried you weren't coming.

I got here as fast as I could.

Casper, I don't know about this.

These other guys are really good.

Jimmy, you can do this. What are you so nervous about?

- You're gonna be here, right? - For the whole game.

Man: Jimmy! Now!

Coming!

Coach, what are you so nervous about?

( yawns )

Double overtime and a penalty shootout.

- What? - ( groans )

I'm telling you, he's up to something.

- I don't know what it is but-- - Then don't bother us.

You're right. I'll work on it.

I'll conduct more surveillance and come back to you

when I have more concrete evidence.

I'm sort of like their third head.

So, as students of history,

we see the balance as part of our common... what?

Ra?

Um, history?

Correct.

Let's watch a short film

that explains a little more about the balance.

Lights!

Why do I always get picked to do this?

( film projector whirs )

Narrator: If we scare humans too little,

they'll lose their fear of creatures

and rise up against us.

If we scare too much, they'll be all,

"Hey, you're scaring us too much!"

and rise up against us.

But when things are in balance, humans are just scared enough,

and no one will rise up against anybody.

That's doing your part for the balance!

( Casper snoring )

Casper!

( all laughing )

See me after school.

All right, folks. Listen up.

A good creature needs to be physically tough

to deal with villagers who chase you into a windmill

and teasing children who call you bulb-head,

a bride who runs off with your d-doctor!

All right. Let's see what you're made of!

recorded voice: Aah. Creatures.

Save me.

Hey, knees up, you guys. Fleshies run.

You got to keep up with them.

Aah. Creatures. Save me.

Aah. Creatures. Save me.

Ha ha, suckers. Look at me.

I'm way out in front.

Mantha, you finished first.

At least, part of you did.

Why are you helping that student?

Uh, to be real mean and tough and grrrr

and to kick her with her own foot, and, uh--

See me after school.

Actually, sir, I already have detention

with another teacher today.

Does tomorrow work for you?

That's it! You're out of here!

Dash: Poor Ankle. We miss you so.

( knock on door )

So anyways, here's that Casper kid.

You wanted to see me, sir... s?

Casper, it's come to our attention

that you have been disruptive in several of your classes.

Yeah, they say you keep being nice.

We despise nice. Nice makes us sick.

Also radishes sometimes.

Also, we're hearing things about you

from our top-secret undercover spy.

You mean Thatch?

- Absolutely not. - I thought it was Thatch.

Quiet, you nincompoop.

And what our spy is telling us is that you're up to no good.

But I thought no good was good.

No! No good is good.

But the way you do no good is no good.

- You follow? - No.

- Good. - Good.

Now then, between whatever it is you're up to

and all this niceness we've been hearing about,

you're probably the worst creature in this entire school.

- And not worst in a good way. - You're a disgrace, Casper,

and frankly, we've got a lot more

important things to deal with.

Yeah, like taking over the worl--

The worlk, which is just a fancy way of saying "work,"

of other faculty members who've fallen behind, but where was I?

Ah, yes. Casper, one more mistake,

and we will take great pleasure in banishing you...

To the Valley of the Shadows. Ever hear of that?

Um, yes, sirs.

Well, whatever you've heard, it's worse.

As you walk the narrow, twisted trail

that leads to its threshold,

icy winds will chill you to the core,

and your only companions will be the screams

of the poor doomed creatures who have walked

the lonely path before you, never to return.

Please! Give me one more chance.

One and only one. Now go.

Who could that be?

Um, I put an ad in the paper to rent Casper's room.

Why'd you do that?

Well, the place feels so empty without him.

( all sobbing, pounding on door )

Ghosts! Aah!

We're not always like this!

Usually, we're lots of fun!

Casper: I'm doomed.

I'm going to be banished to the Valley of the Shadows.

Casper, don't talk like that. We'll help you.

How are we gonna do that? Casper is friendly.

Which I think is a good thing, by the way, but he is doomed.

- Ra! - Then after he gets banished,

we're next in line because we're friendly, too,

which, again, I think is a good thing.

Ra!

Casper, the three of us might not be scary.

We might not even be spooky, but we are smart.

We can find a way to make everyone think you're scary.

We just have to use our heads.

What are you looking at?

Go on. Just like we practiced.

Waah!

Yaah!

( beakers clattering )

Thatch, what seems to be the problem?

It's Casper.

He scared me and ruined my experiment.

Really? Casper?

Nice job.

Today, class, an important part of our history.

From the earliest days of creaturekind,

Scare School has been guarded by the slimiest, slitheriest,

and most fearless monster in all the underworld.

Nothing frightens him,

which is what makes him so dangerous.

Where is he? I don't see him.

Back, you fool!

He could swallow you in one gulp.

He could swallow all of us.

Whoa!

( screams ) We are history!

Boo!

( splash )

Oh, Casper, bravo!

You saved us all. How did you do it?

Oh, it was nothing.

I just did what ghosts are supposed to do.

Good boy. Here's your treat.

( splash )

- I can't do this. - Oh, sure, you can.

I'll be fine.

( laughs )

Call that mean? I'll show you mean.

( all scream )

What?! I thought you liked mean!

Not to me!

Hey, you dropped these.

Thanks. That was really, uh, nice.

But we won't tell.

( laughs ) Did you see the look on Thatch's face

when the gym teacher dragged him out of there?

I nearly popped a stitch.

( all laugh )

( whispering ) Casper, a word.

Bawk! That's the frozen-yogurt machine.

He's over here.

I trust this conversation will remain between us.

Casper, I'm glad we're alone.

- Um, actually-- - I just been talking

to your best mate, Jimmy, you know, your fleshie friend

who you ain't supposed to be swapping secret letters with?

- Well-- - Captain.

- Can we talk about this later? - No.

He says the game you're secretly sneaking out to

got moved to today.

Don't let this note get into anyone's hand,

not even your friends, trust them though ye may.

Uh, thanks.

You're more than welcome.

Shh.

Casper, do you know how dangerous this is?

I made a promise to a friend.

Well, if he wants to send you another note,

he better get the address of the Valley of the Shadows.

you're right. You're both right, but-- 6:30?

I got to go!

Jimmy, I'm really sorry. I missed your game.

We won! And I scored the winning goal!

You did? That's awesome.

You were right, Casper. I can do this.

Thanks.

Casper?

Um, I just wanted to say thank you

for saving us from that monster today.

That was pretty cool. Yeah.

Um, Casper?

Hey! Casper's not in his bed!

10,000 years here wiping the noses

of these helpless cretinous creatures.

- But do we get a statue? - I don't think so.

I was speaking rhetorically. We don't get a statue.

Well, too bad the real Kibosh isn't made of stone.

We could smash him and crush him and--

Little other, you've just had a very, very smart idea.

I know I did.

You don't know what it is, do you?

Mm... no.

If we turn him into stone...

Ah-ha!

You still don't get it, do you?

Not really.

Sirs, your faith in me has paid off.

- Now what? - It's Casper.

- He's not in his bed. - Neither are you.

Yeah, but I'm ratting on him.

So if he's not in his bed, where is he?

He's on that ship! Come on!

You'd better be right about this.

You'd better not be wasting our time.

- Thanks, Cap. - Any time, Casp.

( gasps )

There he is. Follow me.

Hey, everybody. What's up?

Is this some kind of fire drill?

You know what's up.

Well, I'm up, because you woke me.

He wasn't here because he was on that boat.

Boat? I wasn't on any boat.

I was here asleep. Right, Ra?

( panting ) Yeah.

They're lying! They're all lying!

I'm the only one here telling the truth!

This was obviously a complete waste of our time.

And to think he was our specially deputized spy.

- Dash: He wasn't. - Alder: oh.

Well, if you'd just excuse me,

I'm gonna get back to sleep here.

( groans )

Wait, what's this?

Ooh, a letter.

"Casper, my soccer game got changed to today.

I'll see you at 6:30. I know you'll be there.

You haven't missed one yet.

Signed, your human friend, Jimmy."

A certain student whom we need not identify

has done the worst thing it is possible for a creature to do.

- Read somebody's mail? - Tattle?

- Wear socks with sandals? - He has befriended a fleshie.

( all gasp )

Lest any of you get the idea that this sort of thing is okay,

tomorrow, we'll be going on a little field trip to Deedstown,

where any creature who fails to scare a fleshie

will have to answer to us.

Don't take it out on them.

Everyone else shouldn't have to suffer for my mistake.

Scaring fleshies isn't suffering, it's what we do.

- Right? - ( all cheer )

Oh, and by the way, Casper?

your assignment is to scare a particular fleshie.

Know anyone named Jimmy?

Chin up, laddie. You'll sail through this fog.

- I'm sure of it. - Thanks.

I feel so bad they took your parrot away

to punish you for helping me.

They did?

Raawk.

So typical. Blame the parrot.

He's a mighty fine bird.

He deserves better crackers than I give him.

- ( crying ) - Will you be okay to steer?

No worries, matey.

- I can navigate by smell. - What?

Maybe we should think about getting on another ship.

What do you care? You're already dead.

No more interruptions.

We can spend the day making a petrification potion

to turn Kibosh to stone.

First ingredient--

three painfully extracted nose hairs.

( Dash screaming )

Hey, look!

all: Casper!

Give your Uncle Fatso a hug.

I want you to meet my friends.

I mean, classmates.

Ra and Mantha, these are my uncles,

Stinky, Stretch, and Fatso.

- Nice to meet you. - Hello.

I'm sorry. Who was Fatso?

Joke!

I hate to break up this little tea party,

but it's time to go to work.

( screaming )

Hey-- whoa-- aah! Whoa! Whoa!

( all screaming )

( groaning )

And the final and hardest-to-obtain ingredient,

a horse's smile.

What can we test it on?

It works!

But we don't know if it'll work on a ghost.

When the students return,

let's try it on that Casper brat.

( both laugh )

Showtime, kid.

Aw, come on!

Casper, is that you?

Don't be scared.

I'm turning on my flashlight.

Casper, if that's you, say something.

- Aah! - ( Jimmy screams )

Casper, I thought you were my friend.

A-plus, kid.

I hear you got an A-plus.

Yeah. Thanks.

How's the little guy look?

Like, really pale.

He's a ghost, you bonehead.

Oh, yeah.

Casper: Dear Ra and Mantha,

thanks for trying to help me, but I'm not cut out for this.

There's only one place left for me to go.

Looks like the balance will have to balance itself without me.

Good-bye, I guess forever.

Your friend, Casper.

Oh, man. Oh, man, oh, man.

I can't believe he's going to the Valley of the Shadows.

We have to tell the headmasters.

- Sirs! - Sorry.

I couldn't stop 'em.

- It's about Casper. - What a coincidence.

We were just about to send for him.

- Where is the little fellow? - He ran away.

- He what? - To the Valley of the Shadows.

But if we don't have him, who can we use to test the--

- You have to do something. - His uncles'll be so upset.

That's right. He has those idiotic uncles.

Who are also ghosts.

Fetch the ghost uncles so that we may test--

I mean, comfort them.

( voices moaning )

You can't run from me, Casper.

Who are you?

I'm you, the monster inside you

that wants to make the fleshies run in fear.

That's not what I want. You're not me.

Maybe not yet, but I will be.

You have no idea what it's like in there.

It has to be better than being out here and scaring my friends.

Think of all the humans left to scare.

Ooh, the delicious screams.

I know who I am, and the ghost you want me to be,

the ghost who scared Jimmy, that's not me.

Where am I?

( birds chirping )

Hey, there, young fellow.

man: Good afternoon, folks,

it's match point in today's game of tentacle ball.

woman: Comin' at ya, fur-face.

Slam it, Spitzy!

Oh, you wanna play r-r-r-uff?

Hey, look! The moon!

Huh? ( howls )

( cheers and applause )

No fair. You tricked me.

You're a werewolf, aren't ya? Well, be more aware!

( laughs )

Excuse me? Are you Aunt Spitzy?

I'm Spitzy, all right,

but there's only three fellows ever called me aunt.

I think they're my uncles-- Fatso, Stinky, and Stretch?

( spits ) Holy moley.

If they're your uncles, you must be Casper.

Look at you, you've grown so much since--

well, I never saw you before.

but I'm sure you must have grown, right?

I'm confused.

I thought the Valley of the Shadows was awful.

If you're one of those scare, scare, scare types,

I guess it would be. So, lemme guess.

You don't like scaring, you enjoy fun,

and you like making friends.

Yeah. how did you know?

Look around, baby. That's all of us.

A place where everyone's like me?

Except with more hair. ( laughs )

Poor Casp. We'll never see him again.

Alder and Dash must have some rescue plan

or they wouldn't have called us.

Are we going the right way?

Hey, I could find the headmaster's office

if my head's stuck in a toilet.

Which I once had to.

Casper's uncles. Finally.

- Is there any news? - Is Casper all right?

We don't know yet.

Dash: Come in, come in. So sad.

Terribly trying times.

Hey, hey.

Just the family, okay?

If we knew what was going on, maybe we can help.

Maybe we can find out.

Eww.

Put it where I can see in the office.

It's terrible. It's awful.

Yes, it is, because it left us with no one to test this on.

What is it?

Stinky: Will it help get Casper back?

Alder: No, it won't, but it'll help us take out Kibosh.

We're going to freeze Kibosh in stone,

then start a reign of horror against the fleshies,

leaving us the cruel and merciless rulers

of the underworld and the overworld.

- Uh, Dash? - What is it?

We haven't tested it on ghosts yet, so, like,

we just told them everything, and, uh...

If this doesn't turn you to stone, we'd appreciate it

if you'd forget everything I just said.

all: Run!!

It works!

Hey, can we smash 'em into ugly dust?

Later. First we deal with Kibosh.

Summon Kibosh to the school for an emergency assembly.

Okey-doke, boss.

We've got to find Casper and tell him.

Casper's the only student who ever praised me navigatin'.

- I can see why. - What?

He can see why Casper would praise you.

You're a very-- agh!

Look out for the big rock!

Plus, those privateers stole me parrot.

Oh, I've threatened to stuff him with his own crackers

and cook 'im for every meal I ever ate,

but I'm lost without the little feller.

This isn't so bad, really.

Fresh wood shavings, nice solid perch.

Oh, who am I kidding? I miss that salty sea dog.

Hang on, Cappy!

I'm coming!

I coulda been a telephone pole.

But no, I had to see the world.

Away, ye blighters!

None of your bony fingers or spooky hollerin'

will make us turn around!

That's right, our friend's in there.

We don't care if ye scream and wail.

I don't care if ye sink me boat.

What?!

This is the most fun I've ever had.

Hey, Belle, Murray, meet Casper.

Aah!

- Ahoy, Casper. - Hello, Casper.

I'm Belle. That's Murray.

What's wrong?

Sorry, you just remind me of somebody I used to know.

Yeah, we get that a lot.

Someone has to go in. Do not look at me.

No creature that goes through yon gate can e'er return.

But we could send someone who's not a creature.

What?

( screams ) Oh, please!

Don't gobble me guts with yer ravenous demon teeth!

No! Please!

Casper: Hi.

Uh, hi?

What if he can't find Casper?

Give him another minute in that festerin' pit

of inhuman sufferin'.

Thank ye.

Lemon square?

Oh, don't mind if I do.

Oh! Wait!

There's something I have to tell you.

The headmasters have turned your beloved uncles to stone.

- Uncles? - ( spits ) My nephews?

What do you mean? How could that happen?

I don't know for sure,

but I know they plan on doing the same to Kibosh.

Then nothing can stop them from scaring the whole world.

I don't understand.

How could Alder and Dash do something so horrible?

Both: Alder and Dash?

My sweet little Alder and Dash would never do that.

You know them?

- I'm their aunt. - I'm their uncle.

Both: We're their Ankle.

♪ We've always been a tight-knit family ♪

♪ Some would say we are as close as close can be ♪

♪ When you are two heads sharing one bod-y-y ♪

♪ You simply have to learn to get along ♪

I love that tune!

Alder and Dash were always the nicest boys.

Murray: Alder liked magic tricks.

Belle: And Dash just loved music.

Casper: Boy, they're nothing like that anymore.

What happened to them?

( thunder crashes )

Belle: After we were banished, the shock must have made them

turn horribly, horribly horrible.

Remember, this is what happens when you're too friendly.

I've got to stop Alder and Dash and save my uncles.

That wimpy ghost banished himself because of me.

How awesome am I, right?

This had better be good.

Oh, it will be.

But first, your good-bye song.

What are you talking about? I just got here.

♪ Thanks for your inspections and promotional rejections ♪

♪ We both enjoyed them 'bout as much as painful ear infections ♪

♪ We'll never have to waste another minute looking at you ♪

♪ Oh, goodbye, Mr. Kibosh ♪

♪ Hello Mr. Statue ♪

And good night!

( roars )

Oh, no.

Don't let them get away with this!

The balance will be destroyed!

Hm, doesn't seem like he knows so much about balance after all.

( cheering and laughter )

Time to unleash our fury on the fleshies of Deedstown!

Uh, sirs? A suggestion.

Seeing as how my diligence and spectacular treachery

pretty much put you where you are today--oof.

The ship's gone.

Where's that perfidious pirate?

Wait. He left a note.

"Arrr."

- What do we do now? - Take the Viking ship!

I hate that Viking ship. I get seasick.

And there's not enough room for my side of the leg.

Well, what do you want to do?

Let's wait for the pirate to get back.

That's a stupid idea. He could be gone for weeks.

Fine, we'll take the Viking ship, happy?

If only I'd been there.

Maybe I could have done something.

Are you kidding? You're lucky you were here.

We're all lucky.

This is the only safe place in the world.

I've got to go back. I've got to save my uncles.

- But you can't go back. - How do you know?

- Because you can't go back. - We're banished.

- That's just how it is. - But have you ever tried?

Listen, kid, we've got hot and cold running happy here.

Why would we?

This is the one place on Earth

where we're allowed to be ourselves.

Where we're allowed to be friendly.

- ♪ We've always-- ♪ - Wait.

what's the point of being friendly

if you can't be with the people you care about?

( all chatter )

And what's the point of being safe if my uncles

and your nephews and your family members are all in danger?

And what's the point of being happy if being happy

means being afraid to stand up for what you believe in?

Now, come on, everybody.

Let's go show those guys that just because we're friendly

doesn't mean you can push us around.

( all chattering )

Follow me through the terrifying vortex!

Um... how about one last time down the water slide?

( all cheer )

It's been long enough. Haul him in!

Aah! It's true! Nobody can return.

Not even a wooden carving on a stick.

( group cheering )

- Hey, guys. - Casper!

Welcome back, little feller.

We thought we'd lost ye for good.

Weigh anchor, captain. To Deedstown!

We're here live from Deedstown,

Where the Scare School students are running amok.

They've taken the offensive early, Jim,

and it looks like it's all over for the fleshies.

A gal goes away for a couple of hundred years,

and everything changes.

That cement shopper wasn't here.

Deedstown ho!

( gasps ) Oh, no. Jimmy.

What's happening?

Don't worry, Jimmy. I'll protect you.

Yeah, just like the last time.

I was wrong to do what I did, but we've got to pull together.

Right now, friendship is the only thing that can save us.

Now here's what we're going to do.

Come on, you cowards!

I'll take on both of ye at once.

- Uh, there's four of us? - Uh-oh.

- Cappy! - Beaky!

Left! Okay, up! Now go right!

Down! 43 Degrees. Okay, port! starboard! aft!

It's great to have ye back,

but I can't hold 'em off forever!

Mantha: You don't have to!

Hey, over here.

- You? - Impossible.

( blows raspberry )

Ready, guys?

Fire at will!

Goal!

Get that one!

Yeah!

- Boo! - both: Aaah!

Don't you dare point that thing at us.

Alder and Dash: Ankle?!

Oh, Ankle, it's really you.

We thought it was just a dream.

We're glad to see you, too,

but you've got some explaining to do.

What's all this about taking over the world,

upsetting the balance, and turning everyone into stone?

Both: It was his idea. No, it was your idea.

Boys, no fighting.

Say, is there something behind Alder's ear, Murray?

A shiny quarter.

Maybe we might even sing a song for you.

If you stop trying to scare the entire world

and undo this mess you've made.

And turn all these creatures and people back to normal.

- But, Ankle-- - No buts.

- Do you both understand us? - Both: Yes, Ankle.

Thatch: Not so fast.

I don't have any two-headed freak to turn me into mush.

And I know the quarter-behind-the-ear trick.

( gasps ) Trick?

There's a new king of the creatures,

and his name's Thatch.

I'm gonna be a merciless, world-dominating legend.

And you know what else I'm gonna be?

Oh!

Dizzy?

Sorry, Casper. Was that too mean?

Actually, I'm okay with it.

Now that that's done, is there anybody who can make us

- a frothy mocha chai? - I want a frothy chai mocha.

What just happened?

Tell me, ya bony, blithering, hook-fingered flea magnet!

Hey, what did I do?

I'm sorry. I'm awful sorry.

Here, have a-- what's this?

It's your finger. ( chomp )

Aaargh, grip-scrazzlin' mange-i-fied rattlesnabbers!

♪ I feel connected ♪

I believe we are connected.

♪ Sometimes it's hard for everyone to get along ♪

Tell me about it.

♪ Sometimes we need a friend to show us right from wrong ♪

- You said it - ♪ We're all connected in one way or another ♪

♪ If we sing the notes together, there's a song ♪

Sit here, Aunt Spitzy, next to me.

No, next to me.

I'll sit next to all of my boys.

We'll take turns.

It sure is great to have you back, Aunt Spitzy.

♪ Smile at the sun, and it'll smile back down ♪

♪ Gotta try ♪

♪ Oh, you gotta try ♪

Who else wants one?

Both: Go, go, go-go-go!

Go, team, go! ( both laugh )

Casper? A word.

What we're doing here today is very unconventional.

I'm allowing it because I owe you

a debt of gratitude for, uh, you know,

saving me, your uncles, the balance,

the whole world, et cetera, et cetera.

That's okay.

I know you think I've been hard on you.

I have. But it's been for a reason.

This is a picture of me and my best friends

- when I was your age. - You were friendly, too?

Growing up is hard. Learning to be scary is hard.

But I know you'll figure it out.

- Thanks. - Jimmy: Come on, Casper!

( crowd cheering )

Blimey, what I wouldn't do for a set of hinges

so I could clap me hands.

Arr, what's our position, Beaky?

Well, you be standin',

and I be sittin' on yer shoulder.

No, you feathered fathead. Are we over the stadium?

How am I supposed to know what ye mean?

I'm sorry. Honest I am.

- Excuse me? - Huh?

- Am I done yet? - You missed a spot.

How do you know?

You've got patches over your eyes.

Keep swabbin,' matey. Keep swabbin'.

♪ Well, it's midnight, and the bells chime ♪

♪ Time to go to Scare School ♪

♪ Gotta learn to spook with the zombies and the werewolves ♪

♪ The mummy's trying out to be the teacher's pet ♪

♪ Reciting every spell in the alphabet ♪

♪ I know you'd like to join us, but you're nowhere ready yet ♪

♪ We love you, o, our Scare School ♪

♪ Where evil's in the air, school

♪ A place-without-compare school ♪

♪ That fills us with disgust ♪

♪ Oh, others may like their school ♪

♪ But come here, they won't dare school ♪

♪ This really-raise-your-hair school ♪

♪ Beloved by all of us ♪

♪ Yeah, we're crawling in the classroom ♪

♪ Creeping in the playground ♪

♪ when we graduate, make no mistake ♪

♪ we're coming down to haunt your town ♪

♪ We got witches who can teach you how to spook and spell ♪

♪ I know you want to join us ♪

♪ So, come on, let me hear you yell ♪

♪ It's where we want to be ♪

♪ At the spooky number-one academy ♪

♪ Believe us when we say ♪

♪ We love you, o, our Scare School ♪

♪ Where evil's in the air school

♪ A place-without-compare school ♪

♪ That fills us with disgust ♪

♪ Oh, others may like their school ♪

♪ But come here, they won't dare school ♪

♪ This really-raise-your-hair school ♪

♪ Beloved by all of u-u-s ♪

♪ Let's scare ♪

♪ Look up at the sky and stare out to the sea ♪

♪ Is where you are where you wanted to be? ♪

♪ Once the horizon seemed so far away ♪

♪ But it's so much nearer today ♪

♪ Dream ♪

♪ Dream there's a world without fear ♪

♪ Sail to the heart of the sun ♪

♪ All your tomorrows are here ♪

♪ Fly ♪

♪ You'll see oceans of love ♪

♪ Never a journey alone, no ♪

♪ O-h-h ♪