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Film by Irena Skoric
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Cast
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Director of photography
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Editor
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Original Music by
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Screenwriter and director
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Anything there?
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Can you see anything?
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A snowstorm.
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In the film? - On the bloody screen!
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Fucking analogue.
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Why's it so bent?
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A swan. - What bloody swan!
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A black one. Fucking sits on the antenna, heavier than a turkey.
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From Zagorje? - Zagorje?
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The turkey.
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Why don't you take it down? - What?
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The swan. With an airgun.
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Because it's protected.
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It's got a bullet-proof vest?
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It's protected by law, dummy. It's from the zoo.
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So why isn't it there, then?
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What the fuck it's doing on your roof?
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I'll freeze my pussy off. Because of the porno.
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First of all - it isn't a porno.
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Then what?
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It's erotic.
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What's the difference?
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In penetration.
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Is that something political, that 'penetratior?
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It was on the News.
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Fuck your High School diploma.
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And what does this belong to?
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To pneumonia.
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I don't fucking believe it!
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Don't fucking believe it!
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Believe what?
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The cold's made them harder than when I'm horny!
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That discovery's won'th a Nobel Prize!
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That's why they rub ice on the boobs in porn flicks.
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What about the guys?
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Who the fuck looks at the guy's boobs?!
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I mean if they rub it with ice to stiffen it up.
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Where're you going?
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To jump off the roof.
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Wanna check if the picture's better first?
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Only you and those Partisans on the third floor...
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What?
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Have analogue. Why...
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'Cause I'm not giving 200 kunas for digital!
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Fuck the corporate capitalists!
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Stop shouting, they'll hear you. That's a Telecom antenna there!
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It's not a fucking listening device.
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What do you know?
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You haven't a clue about this antenna, let alone that big one.
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Can't you copy it somewhere else?
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Like where?
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In the Archives.
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The archives?!
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The Croatian Archives.
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Or get it from Internet.
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I downloaded Emmanuelle 3,
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and it fucking cost me as if I'd had her live.
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And VHS on eBay?
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75 $ and then 7 days to the end of the auction, plus customs.
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By the end it costs you up to a grand!
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How come so much?!
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If you copy it direct on VHS.
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Copied on VHS from DVD or something, it's not won'th a toss.
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That's why I've got to copy it this evening. Get it?
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No.
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Only we get it.
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Who's 'we'?
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Us from WEMBFTC.
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What the fuck's that?
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The World Emmanuelle Boys First Time Club.
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A secret brotherhood of boys who had their first wank
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with Emmanuelle on VHS.
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You're total idiots.
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What about Torrent?
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I don't want fucking Torrent and fucking DIVX. I want it on VHS.
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DVDs last only 5 years, but VHS cassettes last at least 30.
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But will your player still be working in 30 years?
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Sure.
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If you're thinking of turning me on that way...
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No, I'm not.
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Then why are you doing it?
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To see which way the wind's blowing.
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The wind's got nothing to do with the signal.
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It has with pissing. I don't want to piss on my legs.
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What?! Why don't you go to the loo?
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Do you want to show me? - Go down into the flat.
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I won't make it.
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What if the roof leaks?
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Why would it leak?
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'Cause it's fucking thin! Socialist construction!
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At least your neighbours won't bother you!
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It's not going to leak on them!
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So it's okay if it leaks on me? Fucking turn-on!
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Lying on my couch and it drips from the ceiling into my eye!
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You've got no imagination! No bloody imagination!
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Analogue asshole.
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What?! - You heard what I said.
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I think someone's looking at me from that roof.
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With binoculars.
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It's the guy from the zoo.
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He's not looking at you but the swars probably gone off again.
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I'm not so sure.
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You know what he's doing now?
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What?
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He's gone behind the chimney to have a wank.
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When you're ready, can you hold the antenna?
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Yes, I can.
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And I can stick it up your ass. Maybe we'll get a signal.
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Why are you so fucking rude?
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Because that guy gets a hard on for me from a kilometre away,
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and you don't from just two metres.
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Gloria, you don't get it. I now have a greater purpose.
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Us guys are a species that sometimes have a mission.
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And there are two types of chicks, those who understand
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the male mission and those who don't.
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Got it.
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Maybe that voyeur's had a heart attack.
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You know, I have to tell you something.
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I lied.
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The picture downstairs is perfect.
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Stop it. You said it was just a tryout.
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I need to fix my make-up.
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Has anyone told you how irritating you are?
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And without a digital camera?!
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You're a lousy actor.
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So how are you going to photoshop it?
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I'm not.
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Don't shit me.
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You've got beautiful eyes.
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You've got a good lens.
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You've got good legs.
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Eh, you know what? - What?
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I've just remembered something.
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You have a memory?
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In Film History, we learned that actors
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were lit with as many lights as possible.
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Since when do actors learn about film history?!
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Bette Davis, hellooo?
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Oh, so you've heard about films from before the digital era?
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More lights, baby! More lights!
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This is for an exhibition.
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And where's the fan?
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This is fucking art.
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Fuck the fan, for fuck's sake.
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Hey, unbutton your blouse.
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No nudity.
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And you used to say: Anything for Art.
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Okay then, I can do it in a bra.
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You won't be naked.
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You mean, I can get dressed?
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No, you'll have some sellotape.
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What, black sellotape?
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That's it... Black crosses.
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Are you sniffing again?
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Sod off. I haven't got the money for that.
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I know, the soaps have fucked you over.
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So says the queen of soaps.
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Just one more and I'll be a movie star.
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So... the crosses?
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Huh?!
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Havert you heard of Vogue?
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Course I have.
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Wait...
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Come here.
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So, what do you say?
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If this dumb bitch can do it, so can I...
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That's good one.
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Yes.
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That's great.
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Yes.
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Can you lie down so I get you from another angle?
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Hang on, move off!
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You're texting on set?!
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You've ruined my hair!
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I've got more black tape if you need it.
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I've got to go! - What?!
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Gotta go!
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I'll take you with a Polaroid to punish you.
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I said I didn't want analogue.
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What's so urgent that you can't tell me over the phone?
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I'm up to my neck in shit.
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I love your new flat. Minimalism.
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It's not mine. I'm renting it, until the bitch leaves my flat.
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Josip?
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What Josip?!
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The troll from the gas board.
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You introduced him to me as your bitch.
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He's no longer my bitch, but someone else's.
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He'll never read my meter again.
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They can send someone else for all I care.
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You've got a dog?
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Are you crazy?! I faint at 'Lassie Come Home'.
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So who's the bitch, then?
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Katica Bergen. An interior desi- gner. She's designing my flat.
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The bitch treats me like she's paying me and not me her.
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So what's so urgent?
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The deadline's in half an hour.
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For what?
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For my career.
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Pixie!
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So what?! It was my first title role!
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What title role? You were Pixie in 'Dixie's home'.
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So bloody what! Is a streetcar
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the lead in 'A Streetcar Named Desire'?!
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What about the casting for that Macedonian relish?
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You mixed it up. I got hooked on that relish
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when I was visiting Skopje.
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But this was for Samobor relish.
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I was on the short list until I threw up over the director.
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At the end of the ad, I had to put a spoonful of that shit
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into my gob.
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And that ad for beer?
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No beer gut - no points.
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Milk?
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Lost it to a balding family-type.
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Cat food?
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I'm allergic to hairs.
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Mobile phones?
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They go for cool kids.
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Sorry, I can't lend you any money.
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The bitch skinned me alive and I'm in the red.
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I've flunked all the ads,
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so if I can't get a part as befits a qualified actor,
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I'll have to do what's beneath my dignity.
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As my granddad would say: 'Beggars can't be choosers.'
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And that is...?
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Theatre. Casting in the theatre.
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I get you.
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You really have gone to the dogs.
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The director is gay.
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And?
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Well... Maybe I'll have a chance... If I hit on him.
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But you're not gay.
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And I'm no Pixie,
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but I won second prize
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at the regional competition at Koprivnica!
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It's not the same.
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Being gay isn't a role. You don't act it!
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You live it, for fuck's sake!
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So when Shakespeare says that all the world's a stage
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and we are all players, you reckon that's bullshit?
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What are you trying to say?
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I'm trying to say I want you to teach me how to be gay.
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How to be gay?
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That's it. You've got half an hour.
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Half an hour?!
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The shortest book on that runs to 433 pages!
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But I'm not looking for a doctorate!
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Just give me one or two tricks I can try...
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...clothes, make-up, design...
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so he sees we have the same DNA.
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Okay.
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Number 1. Elle decor?
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I know that, they've got the best chicks there.
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Not chicks. Furniture.
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The best furniture.
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I get it.
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You see that armchair there...
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It's Fucci.
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Old Jozo on the third floor's got one like that.
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I doubt it.
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00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,315
Mention Alexander McQueen in passing.
271
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,239
Say you're still in shock after his death.
272
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,994
Ask him if he'd like to go to a vintage shop with you afterwards
273
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,155
What's a vintage shop?
274
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,477
It's like a second hand shop but with good stuff.
275
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,433
Like a 1990 Vintage Diesel jacket.
276
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,750
Oh, I know, there's one near the theatre.
277
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,159
Wear a tight tee-shirt to show off your torso.
278
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,078
Or a fitted shirt.
279
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,359
White or pink?
280
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:30,950
White.
281
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,152
Great, I've got an American Apparel with a V neck
282
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,432
from when Pixie appeared in Garesnica.
283
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,199
Come here.
284
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,988
Vitra...
285
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,869
It's on show at the Pompidou Centre. 300 euros.
286
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,029
What?
287
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,157
Can you remember that?
288
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,675
Don't tell me that these 2 bits of wire with coloured balls...
289
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,997
Should I think about a career designing clothes hangers?
290
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,428
Give me a break.
291
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,713
See what I'm taking to him, to sweeten him up.
292
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,757
You're thinking of giving him a box of chocolates?
293
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,439
What's wrong with chocolates?
294
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,315
I don't get you. Are you after a nurse or a director?
295
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,511
...or an old bag at the land registry?
296
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,119
It's all I can afford.
297
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,750
You just need some Ralon to complete the sorry picture.
298
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,468
My dad's still on Ralon.
299
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,915
Walk.
300
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,038
You're walking like a fag.
301
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,633
Isn't that the point?
302
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,559
No. Gays don't walk like fags.
303
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,908
Then how?
304
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,593
You're walking normally.
305
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,870
I'm walking like a gay.
306
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,515
I don't see the difference.
307
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,237
Think of a chick in front of a café...
308
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,149
How about Renata? The one with boobs like an oil platform.
309
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,153
You're walking by, you know she's looking,
310
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,153
and you pretend you don't see her...
311
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,514
Are you sick?
312
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,552
I'm concentrating!
313
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,758
I'm an ACTOR.
314
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,069
Is it OK? Huh? Is it OK?
315
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,833
Yes, but...
316
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,671
Shall I, when I go on stage, shove it from left to right...
317
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,195
Phooey. That's gross. Phooey.
318
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,471
OK. I'm listening.
319
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,391
The walk's really good. But now, do the same...
320
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,397
but without Renata and her platform.
321
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,438
What do you mean?
322
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,234
Lmagine that the director is Renata.
323
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,000
Him, Renata?! But he's like a lizard
324
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,752
from the Galapagos Islands!
325
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,639
Then forget the walk. He'll know you're walking for a platform
326
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,159
and not the Galapagos.
327
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:33,273
How the fuck will he know what's in my mind?
328
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,678
We gays just know it.
329
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,359
'You gays'.
330
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,758
Are you supermen?
331
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,038
Should the rest of us feel inferior?
332
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,952
Yes, you should.
333
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,395
For example, in Plato's Feast...
334
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,035
Don't try bloody Plato's Feast on me.
335
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,800
I got top marks in that from Professor Vratovic!
336
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,117
OK. Walk how you like and think about whoever you like.
337
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,912
Cool it, man.
338
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,915
I'll think of the Galapagos, and I'll walk like
339
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,196
I'm thinking of Renata.
340
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,714
I'm an ACTOR.
341
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,359
It's my MISSION.
342
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,397
And what if, as if by accident,
343
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,154
I remove a lock of hair from his face?
344
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,519
He's got hair?
345
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,034
No.
346
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,392
What's that perfume?
347
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,470
You're asking... him? Or me?
348
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:44,397
Got you, didn't I? You don't know if it's acting or for real.
349
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,191
That's Stanislavski, man!
350
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,192
Total immersion!
351
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:54,315
FYI, the prompter's dog went berserk at Pixie!
352
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,154
He really thought I was a German shepherd!
353
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,515
Nina Ricci...
354
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,756
Is she the skirt from the canteen?
355
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,077
The perfume... You asked about the perfume.
356
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,553
And this...?
357
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,236
Do I need to ask...?
358
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,237
Is my beard rough?
359
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,319
A little.
360
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,598
But I like it.
361
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,149
I've got Plato's Feast on my bedside table.
362
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,874
Me too.
363
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,873
Which edition?
364
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,752
Nolit, Belgrade.
365
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,355
Nolit, Belgrade. 63'.
366
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,993
You know what...
367
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,873
What?
368
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,313
I think you'll get the part. You're totally convincing.
369
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,908
You know what...
370
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,434
What?
371
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,069
I've already got the part.
372
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,079
Fuck...
373
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,235
It took the director two minutes to see it.
374
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,755
And it's taken you two years...
375
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,109
Sorry.
376
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,549
Hey.
377
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,029
Hey.
378
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,238
Hey, Hana.
379
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,635
Hey.
380
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,429
Marko.
381
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,555
What?
382
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,678
I'm Marko.
383
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,472
Yes, yes, I know.
384
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,759
We've never been officially introduced.
385
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,873
Marko. Marko from the office.
386
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,560
Oh, sorry, yes.
387
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,309
Hana.
388
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,954
Are you looking for anything special?
389
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,039
Not really.
390
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,318
A birthday present.
391
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,478
For your boyfriend?
392
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,712
For a friend.
393
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,195
Then you're in the right place.
394
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,513
I recommend the 80s. There's a revival.
395
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,189
Huh?
396
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,119
I'm not so sure.
397
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,630
She's a ballet dancer.
398
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,189
Then...
399
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,269
...not.
400
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,638
Is this better?
401
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,551
You're often here, ha?
402
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,438
A- ha. Every week.
403
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,952
This was in that film, wasrt it?
404
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,037
In the sex scene?
405
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,669
A- ha.
406
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,910
I really fancy that actor.
407
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,157
You know, you look a bit like him.
408
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,156
And you're like Nicole.
409
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,430
Red hair, blue eyes. But much better.
410
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,952
I read the other day that she always wears garters.
411
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,634
Even when she goes shopping.
412
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,711
Really? You're joking.
413
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,434
Marko?
414
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,675
Yes?
415
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,589
I have to tell you something...
416
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,791
Hey. I've got to pick up my kid from his Japanese lesson.
417
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,792
Here are the keys. Look after the shop, will you?
418
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,479
Okay, no problem.
419
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,835
And don't let those kids in. Last time thay nicked half the stuff.
420
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,995
Allright.
421
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,315
Bye.
422
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,151
Say something in Czech.
423
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,549
Ahoj.
424
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,116
Say something else.
425
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,312
Knedlicke.
426
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,073
Put some music on.
427
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,111
Say something else.
428
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,032
I don't know anything else. Don't ladder my stocking.
429
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,393
What do you mean - you don't know anything. Arert you Czech?
430
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,993
Nope, Hungarian.
431
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,435
They told me at work that your mother and grandmother are Czech
432
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,999
Nope, Hungarian.
433
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,714
A- ha, Hungarian.
434
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,996
So what's wrong with that?
435
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,232
I want a Czech.
436
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,628
What now?
437
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,275
Nothing.
438
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,197
How nothing? Are you crazy?! Take your pants off!
439
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,039
I can't. It's gone down.
440
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,914
What about a United Europe?
441
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,075
Huh?
442
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,035
Countries of the European Union...
443
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:37,635
...we're all the same, no borders, and such stuff.
444
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,199
What now?
445
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,514
That's it. That's the record.
446
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,754
Kerel Gott.
447
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,313
The Czech superstar.
448
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,072
Let's put some yellow stars on the map!
449
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,432
To Europe!
450
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,118
To the Czech Republic!
451
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,918
To Hungary!
452
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,875
To a United Europe!
453
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,719
Time out!
454
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,070
The guy's a better present than a vibrator.
455
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,270
But he leaves in the morning
456
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,079
and then it's just the two of us again?
457
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,194
That's it. Think of him like a talking vibrator.
458
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,917
This isn't what we agreed.
459
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,872
The element of surprise.
460
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,957
I'm not an SM fan.
461
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,271
You don't have to be.
462
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,352
This shit rubs.
463
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,279
What is it?
464
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,078
Pete likes it sweet?
465
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,430
I'm not Pete. I'm Kazimir.
466
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,069
So what do you rhyme with, Kazimir?
467
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,669
Just take the fucking cuffs off!
468
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,552
You'll get extra.
469
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,032
It's my birthday. It's on me.
470
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,195
I don't want money.
471
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,469
What, then?
472
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,113
Just pussy.
473
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,829
How much did you take from her?
474
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,359
I don't get you.
475
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,556
How much did she pay you?
476
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,115
Nothing.
477
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,674
What?
478
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,638
Me, pay a sucker for it?!
479
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,029
What did you say?!
480
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:43,119
I said you're for free! A free vibrator on the market!
481
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,198
Hey, that hurts. You're crazy!
482
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,190
He really tastes cheap.
483
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,910
Don't even think about it!
484
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,310
So why did you agree to it?
485
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,270
I like screwing babes.
486
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,112
How did you know I was a babe?
487
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,197
I showed him your photos.
488
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,389
From facebook?
489
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,158
From the excursion.
490
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,554
Polaroids?!
491
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,912
I'm crazy about Polaroids!
492
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,913
And the one with the black plastic is legendary.
493
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,311
You've got no idea. It's rubber. Ordinary rubber for a tractor.
494
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,949
I don't get you women, what you put in yourself.
495
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,153
You'll get it now!
496
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,757
Don't even think about it! You're crazy!
497
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,195
Lada, wasrt it in the top drawer?
498
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,709
It hardly fitted in, only diagonally!
499
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,478
You're really crazy.
500
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,831
We chase each other...
501
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,515
...like horses on a carousel
502
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,114
and we'll never catch each other up.
503
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,548
Is she okay?
504
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,915
Stella's a poet.
505
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,998
She has a poet's lips.
506
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,590
The lvan Goran Kovacic 99' award.
507
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,912
Best young poet.
508
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,113
Poetess.
509
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,157
Shouldrt someone light a cigarette?
510
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,918
Can I have a smoke?
511
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,716
How about uncuffing me?
512
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,871
Okay. But first, admit it.
513
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,433
What?
514
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,190
That you're not Kazimir.
515
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,710
What, then?
516
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,799
A vibrator.
517
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,113
What's the catch?!
518
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,639
About that.
519
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,998
I don't get it.
520
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,959
You don't have to. Just admit it.
521
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,759
OK. I'm a vibrator.
522
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,156
Can you say it like you mean it?
523
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,554
I'm a vibrator.
524
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,273
Did he mean it?
525
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,238
No, he didn't.
526
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:42,077
I'm a vibrator. Now can you...
527
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,558
We're not finished.
528
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,955
What else do I have to say?
529
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,956
I'm a...
530
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,275
...little vibrator.
531
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,476
What do you mean?!
532
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,999
No, you've got to say you're a little vibrator!
533
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,235
But it's not true!
534
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,634
You say it yourself?!
535
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,239
I don't.
536
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,434
So, the cuffs stay?
537
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,075
Okay, I'm a little vibrator.
538
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,997
Can you be more convincing?
539
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,430
How can I be more convincing when it's not true!
540
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,119
Who says it's not true?!
541
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,275
All the girls!
542
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,114
The girls lie to the guys when they say they have big ones!
543
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,952
Didrt you know?
544
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,110
Have you got a triangle? A ruler?
545
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,719
How about calipers?
546
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,319
What do you want the ruler for?
547
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,471
To prove it to you. Mathematically.
548
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,870
We know what the average is, don't we?
549
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,720
Are you from the fucking Bureau of Statistics?
550
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,915
OK, I'm a little vibrator.
551
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,159
So small that they don't make them like that.
552
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,954
So small that they don't make them like that!
553
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,553
Apart from for key rings.
554
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,756
Apart from for key rings.
555
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,755
I'm hungry. Anything to eat?
556
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,030
This isn't a bed and breakfast!
557
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,949
We need to charge his batteries. I'll rustle something up...
558
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,072
I'm going to have a shower.
559
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,955
You were just faking it?
560
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,114
Huh?
561
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,198
Those screams. You were faking it?
562
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,196
Were you faking it or not?
563
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,629
Don't you know me? - It was the same as with me.
564
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,877
It's better with you.
565
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,391
You're comparing us?!
566
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,352
Oh, come on, please...
567
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,352
You never scream with me.
568
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,558
As if that's what it's about.
569
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,031
So what's it about, then?
570
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,552
The real thing?
571
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,232
You want to have the real thing?
572
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,277
Stela, calm down.
573
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,870
You screwed him?
574
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,550
Yes, just now.
575
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:53,114
I don't mean that! You screwed him before?
576
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,711
You're obsessed with guys.
577
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,558
What are you on about?
578
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,638
Look at what you've got framed on the wall.
579
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,035
That's the only thing my old man gave me
580
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,435
before he left to get cigarettes.
581
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,512
Yeah, the nearest shop was in Munich.
582
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,756
But it was still a present.
583
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,678
A present?
584
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,713
They were handing them out free.
585
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,037
The bastard didn't spend a penny for it.
586
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,715
To recap...
587
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,513
...you like guys more than me,
588
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,558
and you even have one framed on the wall.
589
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,071
But it's Zagi the Squirrel.
590
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,558
Zagi's a male squirrel!
591
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,320
Arert all squirrels female?!
592
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:47,993
Where is he?
593
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,676
Stela, where is he?
594
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,238
Maybe his battery's gone flat.
595
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,199
These are yummy sandwiches!
596
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,476
All the more for us.
597
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,355
Hey, if you put an ice-cream cone against your ear,
598
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,592
you can hear the ice-cream factory!
599
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,389
What now?
600
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,353
Wait, wait!
601
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,795
No stopping til the job's done.
602
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,595
No, I'm serious, wait! I've got a cramp.
603
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,438
So what? You keep on getting cramps.
604
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,996
No, I mean it. I've got a cramp in my leg! Ow!
605
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,113
I've heard a lot, but never one like this.
606
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,989
How can you get a cramp from shagging? Jesus...
607
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,191
It's like I've been stabbed with a knife.
608
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,869
Have you got some sort of childhood trauma?
609
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,678
Oh, fuck off.
610
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,318
Turn the light on.
611
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,189
You could walk round the room a bit.
612
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,556
And I could sing a bit as well.
613
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,274
Go on, so I can see you better.
614
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,069
To see you better...
615
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,032
You're obsessed with sex.
616
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,670
A- ha, it bothers you?
617
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,868
No.
618
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,950
Where are you off to now?
619
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,749
Where are you off to now?
620
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,150
I'm calling Information.
621
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:32,795
It's ringing.
622
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,155
Oh, really?
623
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:40,712
Hello, Information? What should we do about a leg cramp?
624
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:47,152
You don't give such information. Thank you. Goodbye.
625
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,677
They say to call an ambulance.
626
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:52,756
Yes?
627
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,951
Shall we call an ambulance?
628
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,117
No. It's gone.
629
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,196
What do you want to do?
630
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,231
I want to play cards.
631
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,032
You want to play cards...
632
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,468
Yes.
633
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,480
Do you want to sing in the mike?
634
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:12,876
No, I want to play cards on the table.
635
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,072
Then we'll play cards on the table.
636
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,111
Move over. I'm hot.
637
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,992
Can I ask you something?
638
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,389
A- ha.
639
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,790
Why do you guys always look like you've been digging after sex?
640
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,749
It's easy for you. You just lie down...
641
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,391
...put your feet up in the air and enjoy youself...
642
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:50,072
and I've got to work like a dog. It's not easy to satisfy you.
643
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,989
Have a smoke. You haven't had one for a long time.
644
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,077
I bloody deserve it.
645
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,518
What's the time?
646
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,631
Lt'll be about midday.
647
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,158
Oh, fuck!
648
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,469
What?
649
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,398
I'm so stupid. Such an idiot!
650
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,555
What is it?
651
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,115
I promised him. Fuck it.
652
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,590
I promised my boyfriend to see him today.
653
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,030
I'm such an idiot!
654
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,311
You haven't broken up with him?
655
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,671
Don't act the fool. I've told you everything.
656
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,079
He doesn't know. He doesn't care. Got a problem?
657
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,429
Maybe I care.
658
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,750
Oh, sweetie, come off it...
659
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:02,829
I hate it when I have to rush like this... fuck it.
660
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,795
Oh, stay a little bit longer.
661
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,429
Sweetie, you know I can't.
662
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,435
He rang me, for fuck's sake.
663
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,951
If you're hungry, there's a McDonald's salad
664
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,554
in the fridge from yesterday.
665
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,073
Alright? Come on.
666
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:38,908
Leave the keys of the flat downstairs in my letterbox.
667
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:40,838
Come on... what's the matter?
668
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:41,950
Nothing.
669
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,232
Cut the dramatics, please, okay?
670
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:50,112
Hi, sweetie... I'm on my way.
671
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:53,435
Bye, bye.
672
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,830
'Scuse me...
673
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,673
Jesus, you scared me.
674
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,478
Sorry, didn't mean to.
675
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,750
I broke its cap off.
676
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,750
And a boletus without a cap is like a pecker without a head.
677
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,632
A 'pecker'? What's that?!
678
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,798
It's a kind of picker. Picker, pecker. Get it?
679
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,956
You Croats complicate stuff.
680
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,070
You Serbian?
681
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,549
Yes.
682
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,995
So what're you doing in the wood?
683
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,833
The war's been over for twenty years.
684
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,797
Nobody'll do anything to you.
685
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:37,352
You wouldn't believe it but Serbs are holidaying here.
686
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,717
And no-one shoves their cars into the sea.
687
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,035
What's your name?
688
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,434
Bella.
689
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,995
And what would you do if it doesn't suit you?
690
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,076
Why?
691
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,989
Your name's Bella and what if you're no looker.
692
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,916
So you're into mushrooms?
693
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:58,715
Not me, but my boyfriend's a mushroom freak.
694
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:02,278
Imagine, this is my first trip to Zagreb.
695
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,592
I spend the whole night rattling about in a sleeping car,
696
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,310
and he gets me off the train and straight into the woods.
697
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:14,640
And I thought I'm in for some romance, breakfast on the lawn,
698
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:19,271
but instead I'm greeted by his pals from their mushroom club.
699
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,509
What's the name?
700
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:21,789
My boyfriend's?
701
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,638
The mushroom club's.
702
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:24,750
Pickers.
703
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,155
Not pickers - peckers!
704
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:34,513
As if you'll teach me whether they're pickers or peckers!
705
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,600
We call them 'dongs'.
706
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,796
What the fuck's a 'dong'?
707
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,318
So? What's your mars name?
708
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,430
Jole.
709
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,035
Just 'Jole', or something else?
710
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,198
I call him Jole. His name's Joza.
711
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,631
Joza. And what else?
712
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,159
Joza Kobescak.
713
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,672
Fuck me!
714
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,594
Fuck me!
715
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:03,119
Or fucking fuck me, as you Serbs would say!
716
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,348
The biggest loser among the pickers
717
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,556
gets the best Serbian broad!
718
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,637
I'm going to kill myself!
719
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:15,831
Look over there, that's a fly agaric.
720
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,190
Bring it over so I can eat it and die!
721
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,477
If Joza Kobescak's screwing you, I have to die!
722
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,193
Where did he pull you?
723
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,631
In Belgrade. At a mushroom congress. I was a hostess.
724
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,159
Who paid for his trip?
725
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,510
The Croatian Mushroom Association.
726
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,916
That ass-licking crony!
727
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:36,677
Us 'Boletes' are 30 years older and the Association
728
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,633
won't even pay our electricity bill!
729
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,756
Can you help me?
730
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,510
Me, help his broad! That's treason, man!
731
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,996
If you could just tell me where the parking area is.
732
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,475
I went to pee, but I got a bit lost.
733
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,636
Havert you got a mobile phone?
734
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,111
Yes, but I don't know how to explain where I am.
735
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,151
A wood's a wood.
736
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:01,672
O.K.
737
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,113
Do you want his number?
738
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,834
I've got Joza Kobescak's number.
739
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,031
What did you do to him?
740
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,355
To who?
741
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:14,997
Joza. What did you do that he wants to kill you?
742
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,714
Whaaat?!
743
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:22,719
Bella, Bellissima...
744
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,117
...your Joza...
745
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:29,233
...wants to kill you!
746
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,991
You understand Serbian?
747
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,794
Are you mad?! What's up with you?!
748
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,993
So how many Pickers are in the wood?
749
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,837
Well, ummm...
750
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,358
Fifteen.
751
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,631
And how many of them are girls?
752
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,159
None. Apart from me.
753
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,191
And this seems normal to you?!
754
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:54,833
What's the problem?
755
01:10:55,040 --> 01:11:00,478
At this time of year, the wood is deadly for women.
756
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,597
Because of wild animals?
757
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,391
Ticks. You know what a tick is? What do you Serbs call ticks?
758
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:12,156
We call them ticks for fuck's sake.
759
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,548
What else would we call them?
760
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,194
Eucelibia trebix. That's its scientific name.
761
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,073
It kills in seven days.
762
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,599
It boils your brain...
763
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,837
...your eyes fall out, it eats up your lungs...
764
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,992
...and you get delirious and scream from pain!
765
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,555
Nothing helps you. Not even an induced coma!
766
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,756
Why the hell should I care?
767
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,554
The tick is fatal only for women.
768
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,674
It sucks on guys too, but it isn't dangerous.
769
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,075
It doesn't give guys poison or viruses.
770
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,788
It gets a bit red and stings, but that's it.
771
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,514
Surely I'm not that unlucky to get it?
772
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:49,872
I don't want to be indiscreet, but when did you last pee?
773
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,559
Half-an-hour ago.
774
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:55,036
That's great, because the first hour is critical.
775
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:59,154
If you get it off in the first hour, you'll be fine.
776
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,758
Where did you pee?
777
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,554
In the bloody wood, where else?
778
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:05,670
And how?
779
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,792
What do you mean 'how'? There's only one way.
780
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,228
...Standing?
781
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:14,439
We Serbian women piss crouching.
782
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:17,160
Do Croatian women piss standing up?
783
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:18,992
They do if they're picking mushrooms,
784
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,196
because they know the risk of crouching.
785
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,430
It gives the tick open access.
786
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,909
It just strolls up to its destination.
787
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,513
And that is?
788
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,955
I'll give you three guesses.
789
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,069
C'mon...
790
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,676
You mean it sticks to...
791
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,879
Yup. 98 percent are found on the pussy.
792
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,632
I hope you're fully shaved.
793
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,319
What do you mean?
794
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,717
At the nudist beach last year thay called me 'Winnie'.
795
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,353
The bear?
796
01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:58,959
I don't shave at all.
797
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,110
And why?
798
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,151
Because of Joza. He likes it.
799
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,478
Not just Joza. Ticks, too. They love a bush, you see.
800
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:11,271
It's warm. It feels safe, because it's difficult to see.
801
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,152
So what should I do?
802
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:18,036
Get Joza to throw himself into the jungle, machete and all.
803
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,991
That's not funny at all.
804
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,316
Turn round, and don't peek.
805
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,871
I can't concentrate.
806
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:04,919
Fuck it!
807
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,712
What? Have you found one?
808
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:11,436
I can't see. It's too thick. Call Jole and tell him where I am.
809
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,116
Okay, but what if it's too late? It might take him
810
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:17,670
more than half-an-hour to get here.
811
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:21,111
OK, OK... Come on, then... What did you say your name was?
812
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,355
I didn't.
813
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,349
What's your name, for fuck's sake?!
814
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,312
Franjo.
815
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:28,989
Not 'Franjo'?!
816
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:34,109
What's wrong with Franjo? Don't worry, I'm not that Franjo.
817
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,392
I'm Franjo Cupac.
818
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,630
Well, Franjo, time to get down to work!
819
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,435
Me, dig in Joza's pussy?! Out of the question!
820
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,791
Franjo, don't screw around. Get to work!
821
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:51,155
But if you tell Joza,
822
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:55,353
I'll come to Belgrade with the whole mushroom club!
823
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:58,557
Franjo, you're full of shit! Shut up and work!
824
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:07,150
If you're near-sighted, why don't you wear glasses?!
825
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,118
Well, it's dense!
826
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,789
What's so funny?! Tell me so we can both have a laugh.
827
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,275
You're tickling me.
828
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,912
Come on, find it, before it's too late!
829
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,752
So there you are, you little fuck!
830
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:24,756
Have you found it?!
831
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:25,916
Yes.
832
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,271
Pull it out! I've got tweezers in my bag!
833
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,391
Bella, we have a problem.
834
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,831
You see, if I force it, I mean...
835
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,554
...if I pull it off, its head stays,
836
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,359
which sprays poison under the skin. Get it?
837
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,357
So what shall we do?
838
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:47,629
This!
839
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:55,756
Franjo Cupac will sacrifice himself and take the tick.
840
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:04,236
Because that's us Croats. Gene- rousity and sacrifice. Get it?
841
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,316
Got it. Do you think it will really move onto you?
842
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:11,876
Yes. But we need to give it time At least ten minutes.
843
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,719
Okay. So what are you waiting for?
844
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,877
Push harder.
845
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:28,954
Don't just shake about.
846
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,273
Give it a chance, a little time.
847
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,994
Jole.
848
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,198
I'm here.
849
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:55,919
Yes, I'm a little out of breath. Fresh air... Flowers...
850
01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:02,839
Boletes, big boletus... I mean puffballs...
851
01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:06,671
Bye, I'm coming... coooming...
852
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:15,392
Listen, Franjo, don't move until 10 min is out or I'll cut it off
853
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,436
You couldn't hold it! You loser!
854
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,392
Why are you shouting?! Everything's fine.
855
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:24,959
Did it move onto you?
856
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,070
Yes.
857
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,030
Liar!
858
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:30,829
I felt it prick me! And it's a bit red.
859
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,075
Swear.
860
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:33,270
Cross my heart.
861
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,708
Swear harder.
862
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:36,996
Cross my heart as Tito's Pioneer.
863
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,556
'Tito's Pioneer'?! What kind of crap is that?
864
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:46,073
That's how we would swear the truth. For real. As Pioneers.
865
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,956
Eh, Joza, it's Franjo...
866
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:02,950
No, fuck you and your club!
867
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,711
You won't be taking your balls for a walk through Belgrade
868
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,956
at the taxpayer's expense.
869
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:13,509
I've found your woman. Bella. Come and get her.
870
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:20,840
That's right. Hill 9, next to Rabbit Shit... Bye.
871
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:31,959
Bye.
872
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,030
And you know what?
873
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,953
There are no ticks in the wood now. It's not their season.
874
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,133
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