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HOME BOX OFFICE
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A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.
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( female )
SLEEK, SOPHISTICATED,
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SEDUCTIVE.
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THE NEW MILLENNIUM EDITION,
CROWN ROYAL FUNERAL COACH.
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BECAUSE YOUR LOVED ONE
DESERVES THE VERY BEST
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IN STYLE
AND COMFORT.
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( singing with radio )
♪ I'LL BE HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ YOU CAN PLAN ON ME... ♪
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( phone )
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NATHANIEL FISHER.
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( female )
Nathaniel ?
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IT'S RUTH.
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DID YOU TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
MEDICATION TODAY ?
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Yes.
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DON'T LIE TO ME.
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I took it.
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What do you want me to do,
o.d. on it ?
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OH, AND
I JUST REALIZED
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT
SOY STUFF NATE DRINKS.
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YOU KNOW,
SINCE HE GAVE UP MILK.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S CALLED.
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Why not just cut some milk
with tap water ?
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He'll never
know the difference.
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LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO, I'LL GO.
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IT'S NOT AS IF I DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH TO DO ALREADY.
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I'm kidding,
I'll get some.
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BUT IT HAS TO BE AFTER
I PICK UP NATE AT THE AIRPORT,
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I'M ALREADY
RUNNING LATE.
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NATHANIEL...
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ARE YOU SMOKING ?
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No.
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YES, YOU ARE,
I HEARD YOU.
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I'm not,
no, I'm not.
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LOOK, FORGET YOU'LL
GIVE YOURSELF CANCER
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AND DIE A SLOW
AND HORRIBLE DEATH.
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You should not be
stinking up that new hearse.
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO
LET HIM TAKE IT.
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LIKE I COULD'VE
STOPPED HIM.
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HE'S EVERY BIT
AS PROUD OF THAT THING
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AS YOUR FOOL BROTHER WAS
OF THAT DAMN MOTORCYCLE
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HE HAD
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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And who still has
a pin in his foot ?
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NATHANIEL,
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PEOPLE WANT THINGS TO BE NICE
WHEN THERE'S A FUNERAL.
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THEY DON'T WANT THEIR
LOVED ONES RIDING AROUND
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in something that
smells like an ashtray.
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ALRIGHT, LOOK,
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I'M QUITTING
RIGHT NOW, I PROMISE.
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OKAY ?
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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♪ I'LL BE HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ IF ONLY ♪
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♪ IN MY DREAMS ♪
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THAT NEW HEARSE WAS
A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY.
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THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG
WITH THE OLD ONE.
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I THINK YOUR FATHER'S HAVING
SOME SORT OF MID-LIFE CRISIS.
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IT WOULD'VE MADE
SO MUCH MORE SENSE
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TO INVEST IN REPANELING
FOR THE CHAPEL,
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OR ADDING COFFEE BARS
TO THE SLUMBER ROOMS.
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WELL, I'D MUCH RATHER
HE BUY HIMSELF
A FANCY NEW HEARSE
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THAN LEAVE ME
FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN.
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OR A WOMAN MY AGE,
FOR THAT MATTER.
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OR HEAVEN FORBID,
A MAN,
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LIKE MY COUSIN
HANNAH'S HUSBAND DID.
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GOD SURE HAS DEALT THAT WOMAN
SOME BLOWS IN THIS LIFE.
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MOM...
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CAN I DO
ANYTHING TO HELP ?
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NO, NO, HONEY,
I'M FINE.
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BESIDES DON'T YOU HAVE
A VIEWING TONIGHT ?
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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
BE GETTING READY.
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RIGHT.
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SO, I ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU
ABOUT THAT WHOLE SHIATSU THING,
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I HOPE THAT
PANS OUT FOR YOU.
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YOU SHOULD LET ME
WORK ON YOU SOMETIME.
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HERE'S MY CELL NUMBER,
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I'LL BE HERE
UNTIL THE 29th.
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HERE YOU GO.
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HUH.
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MY DAD WAS SUPPOSED
TO MEET ME HERE.
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I COULD
GIVE YOU A RIDE.
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THAT'S ALRIGHT, I'M SURE
HE'LL BE HERE SOON ENOUGH.
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I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT
THAT KIND OF RIDE.
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YOU'VE DONE
A NICE JOB.
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SHE LOOKS
SO PEACEFUL.
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WELL, SHE IS
AT PEACE NOW.
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IF THERE'S ANY JUSTICE
IN THE UNIVERSE,
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SHE'S SHOVELING
SHIT IN HELL.
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( phone )
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EXCUSE ME.
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DAVID FISHER.
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DAVID, IT'S CLAIRE.
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IS NATE THERE YET ?
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NOPE.
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I thought he was
coming in tonight,
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SO WE COULD DO THAT WHOLE
FORCED CHRISTMAS EVE
FAMILY THING.
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WELL--
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BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME
REALLY EXCELLENT PARTIES
I COULD BE GOING TO.
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CLAIRE.
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THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW TIMES
A YEAR WE'RE ALL TOGETHER.
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Alright, don't get all
Pat Robertson on me,
I'll be there.
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I HAVE TO
DROP SOME STUFF OFF
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AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE
BEFORE I HEAD OVER,
OKAY ? BYE.
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FUCKING BOY SCOUT.
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( heavy breathing )
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THIS IS KINDA
DISGUSTING.
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DISGUSTING GOOD
OR DISGUSTING BAD ?
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OH, DISGUSTING
VERY GOOD.
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I KNOW.
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YOU'RE SO
FUCKING HOT.
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YOU'RE SO SWEET.
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I'M A SWEET GUY.
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SHUT UP
AND FUCK ME.
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( phone )
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HELLO ?
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THIS IS RUTH FISHER.
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YES, I'M HIS WIFE.
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WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ?
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WHAT ?!
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( screaming )
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EXCUSE ME.
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MOM, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU-- ?
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THERE'S BEEN
AN ACCIDENT.
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THE NEW HEARSE
IS TOTALLED.
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YOUR FATHER
IS DEAD.
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YOUR FATHER IS DEAD
AND MY POT ROAST IS RUINED.
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OH, MY GOD.
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( female )
YOU CARRY A LOT OF TENSION
AROUND IN YOUR LOWER BACK.
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NOT AS MUCH
AS 20 MINUTES AGO.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW...
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I NEVER DO THIS.
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OH YEAH,
ME NEITHER.
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SO...
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WERE YOU EVER GONNA
TELL ME YOUR NAME ?
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PROBABLY NOT.
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WHY NOT ?
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BECAUSE I'M A REALIST.
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( phone )
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THAT'S MY FATHER
LOOKING FOR ME.
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HEY, DAD.
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OH, DAVE,
HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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OF COURSE I'M OKAY.
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COULDN'T BE BETTER
IN FACT.
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WHAT ?
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I'M SO SORRY, NATE.
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I HATE TO HAVE TO BE
THE ONE TO TELL YOU.
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THIS IS JUST
SPEED, RIGHT ?
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PROMISE ME
THIS ISN'T CRACK.
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'CAUSE I GOTTA
SPEND TONIGHT
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HAVING CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER
WITH MY DEMENTED FAMILY
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IT'S GONNA BE
WEIRD ENOUGH WITHOUT ME
BEING HIGH ON CRACK.
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NO, IT'S JUST
CRYSTAL METH.
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IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING
BURN A LITTLE BIT BRIGHTER.
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AND IT MAKES SEX
LIKE TOTALLY PRIMAL.
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HERE.
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IT'S ALRIGHT.
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OH, WELL,
IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
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( phone )
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IT'S MINE.
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HELLO ?
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DAVID, HI.
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HANG ON A SECOND.
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SO, IS NATE
THERE YET ?
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NO, HE'S STILL
AT THE AIRPORT.
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CLAIRE,
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS.
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WHAT ?
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UM...
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YEAH, SURE.
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OKAY,
I'M ON MY WAY.
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I HAVE TO GO.
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NO FUCKING WAY !
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WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
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YOU'RE COMING BACK,
RIGHT ?
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UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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MY DAD JUST GOT
HIT BY A BUS
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AND IT BROKE HIS NECK
AND HE'S DEAD.
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I GOTTA GO PICK UP MY MOM
AND BRING HER TO THE MORGUE
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SO SHE CAN
IDENTIFY HIS BODY.
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( laughter )
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NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.
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THIS IS ACTUALLY
HAPPENING.
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AND NOW
I'M HIGH ON CRACK !
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CRYSTAL.
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WHATEVER !
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SO, I GUESS THIS WHOLE
HELLISH EXPERIENCE
I'M ABOUT TO GO THROUGH
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IS JUST GONNA BURN
A LITTLE BRIGHTER NOW, RIGHT ?
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GREAT,
THANK YOU !
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FUCK !
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( door slamming )
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YOU REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
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I COULD'VE
JUST RENTED A CAR.
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IT'S OKAY.
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YOU'RE IN
NO SHAPE TO DRIVE.
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AND FRANKLY,
I'M IN NO HURRY TO GET HOME
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TO MY FAMILY'S ANNUAL
CHRISTMAS EVE MASSACRE.
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PARENTS WHO STAYED TOGETHER
FOR THE CHILDREN,
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BUT REALLY BECAUSE
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THEY GOT OFF ON TORMENTING
EACH OTHER SO MUCH.
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MANIC-DEPRESSIVE BROTHER
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WHO ALWAYS CHOOSES THE HOLIDAYS
TO GO OFF HIS MEDICATION.
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OH, AND AN ANCIENT
SPRINGER SPANIEL
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WHO'S COMPLETELY BLIND,
DEAF, AND INCONTINENT.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU ?
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00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,700
UH, ACTUALLY,
WE'RE PRETTY NORMAL.
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MY MOM'S
A CONTROL FREAK.
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MY BROTHER, UM,
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WELL, HE'S A
CONTROL FREAK, TOO.
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AND, MY SISTER...
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WELL, I LEFT HOME
RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS BORN,
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SO I NEVER REALLY
KNEW HER THAT WELL,
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BUT SHE'S KIND OF WILD
LIKE I WAS.
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WAS ?
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MY DAD REALLY RODE MY ASS
WHEN I WAS A KID.
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I COULDN'T GO RAFTING
'CAUSE HE'D JUST BURIED
THIS GIRL WHO DROWNED.
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HE BURIES THIS
DIPSHIT LOSER
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WHO O.D.'d
AT A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS CONCERT,
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SUDDENLY I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO GO TO CONCERTS FOR A YEAR.
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YOUR DAD WORKED
IN A CEMETERY ?
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HOW COULD A MAN WHO'S
SO FUCKING SCARED OF EVERYTHING
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WHO NEVER
HAD AN A ACCIDENT
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OR EVEN A SPEEDING TICKET
IN HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE,
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HOW COULD HE
HAVE A CAR WRECK ?
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ARE YOU MAD AT HIM,
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OR THE FACT THAT
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ?
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ARE YOU A SHRINK ?
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NO, GOD, NO !
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NO !
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BOTH MY PARENTS ARE.
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00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,867
SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU
WANT TO TALK ABOUT ?
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THE WEATHER ?
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OR THE FACT THAT WE BOTH JUST
FUCKED A PERFECT STRANGER ?
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AND THAT WE BOTH LIED WHEN
WE SAID WE NEVER DID THAT ?
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( chattering )
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( male )
WONDERFUL SERVICE.
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00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,533
( female )
YES, IT WAS,
VERY NICE.
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AHH... !
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SHE LOOKED SO PEACEFUL,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
237
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,667
YOU'RE WELCOME.
238
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,200
WONDERFUL JOB.
239
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:23,834
DID YOU KNOW THAT
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,
240
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:25,967
FUNERAL HOMES RAN
THE AMBULANCE BUSINESS ?
241
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,100
NO.
242
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,467
HEARSES WERE
THE ONLY VEHICLES
243
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:33,333
THAT COULD TRANSPORT
PEOPLE LYING DOWN.
244
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,400
WOW.
245
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,200
YOUR FATHER USED TO
JOKE ABOUT THAT.
246
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,300
JUST DRIVE HIM AROUND
THE BLOCK A FEW MORE TIMES,
247
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,667
AND WE WON'T NEED
TO STOP AT THE HOSPITAL.
248
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:48,400
YOU'RE KIND OF
FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW.
249
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,000
CLAIRE...
250
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,066
ARE YOU
HAVING SEX ?
251
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:55,600
WHAT ?
252
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,567
OR DOING DRUGS ?
253
00:14:57,567 --> 00:15:01,166
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
THIS RIGHT NOW ?
254
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,934
YOUR FATHER IS DEAD.
255
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:06,467
I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME
256
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,200
YOU AND I TALKED
ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT.
257
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,300
I NEED TO KNOW
YOU'RE OKAY.
258
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,834
OH, YEAH...
259
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:20,400
BELIEVE ME,
I'M OKAY.
260
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,667
YOU KNOW,
CONSIDERING.
261
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,967
DO YOU WORK HERE ?
262
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,433
UH, YES.
263
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,000
I WANTED TO COMPLIMENT
YOU ON THE MUSIC.
264
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,066
I'VE BEEN TO THREE OTHER
FUNERALS THIS YEAR.
265
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:42,133
CANCER, STROKE,
PEDIATRIC LEUKEMIA,
266
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:45,700
AND THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS
THAT SAME SAD ORGAN MUSIC.
267
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,800
IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE
SOAP OPERAS MY MOM
USED TO WATCH
268
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,700
BEFORE I STARTED
KINDERGARTEN.
269
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,633
OH GOD, YOU'RE PROBABLY
TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THAT.
270
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,467
ANYWAY, I SO PREFER
THIS LIGHT CLASSICAL,
271
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:58,233
YOU KNOW,
CHAMBER ORCHESTRA STUFF.
272
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,433
IT'S STILL SPIRITUAL,
273
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,166
BUT DOESN'T SEEM
SO DATED OR DEPRESSING.
274
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,467
I STUDIED
MUSIC APPRECIATION...
275
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,100
( female voice )
YOU THINK I'M REALLY
BORING, DON'T YOU ?
276
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,467
WELL, GET USED TO IT.
277
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,033
BECAUSE NOW
THAT YOUR FATHER IS DEAD,
278
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,133
YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
EVER GOING LAW SCHOOL.
279
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,734
IT'S JUST YOU, AND DEAD PEOPLE,
AND FREAKS LIKE ME
280
00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,367
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE !
281
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:16,066
AAH... !
282
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,967
MOM !
283
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,000
MOM, I'M SO SORRY.
284
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,834
WHO'S SHE ?
285
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,000
AH...
286
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,300
THIS IS, UM...
287
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,600
BRENDA CHENOWETH.
288
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,367
BRENDA...
CHENOWETH.
289
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,233
UM, BRENDA,
290
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,767
THIS IS MY MOM,
RUTH FISHER,
291
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:48,033
AND MY SISTER,
CLAIRE.
292
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,233
UM, NATE, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND ?
293
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,133
YEAH, JUST
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
294
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:55,333
MOM, DID YOU
ALREADY DO THE--
295
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,800
I CAN'T.
296
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,834
I'VE SEEN TOO MANY
DEAD PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.
297
00:16:58,834 --> 00:16:59,967
THEY'RE WORK.
298
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,066
I WON'T SEE
YOUR FATHER THAT WAY.
299
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:03,767
I NEED YOU
TO DO IT.
300
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,100
OH.
301
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,633
NATE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
NOW, PLEASE, IT'S URGENT.
302
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,233
SO, HOW DID YOU
AND MY SON MEET ?
303
00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:18,033
IN COOKING CLASS.
304
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,033
I HAVE TO
TELL SOMEBODY.
305
00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,500
I AM TWEAKING.
306
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,834
YEAH, WE'RE
ALL UPSET.
307
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,900
NO, I'M HIGH
ON CRYSTAL.
308
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,033
I SMOKED SOME WITH SOME FRIENDS
BEFORE DAVID CALLED ME.
309
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:30,734
YOU DID WHAT ?
310
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,400
DON'T WORRY,
IT'S THE FIRST TIME.
311
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,700
BUT I THINK I'M HAVING
SOME KIND OF A MELTDOWN,
312
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,934
AND I CAN'T TELL
IF IT'S DAD BEING DEAD
OR THE CRYSTAL.
313
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:39,567
I'M REALLY SCARED.
314
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,934
YOU CANNOT DO THIS
TO ME RIGHT NOW.
315
00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:46,000
DON'T BE SUCH A NARC,
WE SMOKED POT AT THANKSGIVING.
316
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,700
LOOK, I HAVE TO GO IDENTIFY
OUR DEAD FATHER'S BODY.
317
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,467
I'M SORRY YOU'RE HAVING
A BAD DRUG EXPERIENCE,
318
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,300
BUT DEAL WITH IT.
319
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,066
( unzippering )
320
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,734
WELL ?
321
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,834
( father's voice )
WELL, WELL.
322
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,600
THE PRODIGAL RETURNS.
323
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,433
THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
RUNNING AWAY FROM
324
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,433
YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
BUDDY BOY.
325
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:34,934
SCARED THE CRAP
OUT OF YOU
326
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,200
WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP,
DIDN'T IT ?
327
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,734
AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE,
WELL, GUESS WHAT ?
328
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:44,166
NOBODY ESCAPES.
329
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,166
WELL ?
330
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,133
YEAH,
THAT'S HIM.
331
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,600
OKAY, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.
332
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,834
HOW'D HE LOOK ?
333
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:07,667
DEAD.
334
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,133
WILL THERE NEED TO BE
A LOT OF RECONSTRUCTION ?
335
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:14,867
DAVID'S NOT THAT SKILL
AT THE REALLY HARD STUFF.
336
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:17,800
FEDERICO USUALLY DOES THAT,
HE'S QUITE GIFTED.
337
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,166
YOU DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE TO
HAVE A CLOSED CASKET, DO YOU ?
338
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,066
I WOULD HATE TO
SEND THAT MESSAGE.
339
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,233
WHAT MESSAGE ?
340
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,734
THAT WE'RE NOT EQUIPPED
TO HANDLE A MAJOR RESTORATION,
341
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,133
OR THAT WE'RE NOT
PROUD OF OUR WORK.
342
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,000
MOM, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER ?
343
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
WE SHOULD REALLY GET NATE HOME,
HE'S PROBABLY EXHAUSTED.
344
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,700
LET'S GO.
345
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,734
UM...
346
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:49,700
THANKS...
347
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,934
FOR DRIVING
ME HERE.
348
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:51,800
PLEASE.
349
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,033
I'M JUST AVOIDING
MY OWN HELL.
350
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:56,266
I'M A BIG COWARD.
351
00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,900
ME, TOO.
352
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,667
I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN HANDLE THIS.
353
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:07,700
WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT
TO FIND OUT.
354
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,233
I WISH YOU
THE BEST, NATE.
355
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,066
GOODBYE.
356
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,500
CLAIRE...
357
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,867
YOU'RE DRIVING
TOO FAST.
358
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,500
THIS ISN'T FAST,
YOU WANNA SEE FAST ?
359
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,867
( engine accelerates )
360
00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:45,934
PULL OVER !
361
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,700
LISTEN, DO YOU
DO A LOT OF DRUGS ?
362
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,000
WHAT ?
363
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,100
NO.
364
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,400
AND IT'S NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
365
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,567
YES, IT IS
MY BUSINESS.
366
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,433
LOOK, YOU WERE DRIVING
LIKE A MANIAC BACK THERE,
367
00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:06,166
YOU COULD'VE
GOTTEN US ALL KILLED.
368
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,333
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS ?
369
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,033
YOU'RE NOT
MY FATHER.
370
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,166
YOU SPLIT AS SOON AS YOU COULD,
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
371
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,867
SO, DON'T START THINKING YOU CAN
TELL ME WHAT TO DO, OKAY ?
372
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,333
( door opening )
373
00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:35,300
SO, WHERE'S DAD,
DOWNSTAIRS ALREADY ?
374
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,133
UM, HE'S STILL
IN THE MORGUE.
375
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,233
YOU DIDN'T BRING HIM
BACK WITH YOU ?
376
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,133
( mother )
OH, DEAR.
377
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,500
THAT DIDN'T EVEN
CROSS MY MIND.
378
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,867
WE SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE VAN
SO WE COULD BRING HIM HOME.
379
00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:50,900
I'M SORRY.
380
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,533
THAT WAS VERY
STUPID OF ME.
381
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,200
NICE GOING, DAVE.
382
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,300
LIKE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT RIGHT NOW ?
383
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,233
THINGS HAVE
TO BE DONE.
384
00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,367
FEDERICO'S DOWNSTAIRS,
READY TO START.
385
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,667
EVERY SECOND WE WAIT
386
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,900
WILL ONLY MAKE
DAD'S RESTORATION
MORE DIFFICULT.
387
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,166
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU ?
388
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,700
BAG BOY.
389
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,300
"BAG BOY" ?
390
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,834
I AM ASSISTANT MANAGER
OF ORGANIC PRODUCE
391
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,266
AT THE HIGHEST VOLUME
FOOD CO-OP IN SEATTLE.
392
00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,033
JESUS, PULL YOUR DICKS OUT
AND MEASURE THEM,
393
00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:28,266
LET'S GET
THIS OVER WITH !
394
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:30,400
WHAT WERE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO,
395
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,600
JUST THROW DAD
IN THE BACK OF CLAIRE'S CAR ?
396
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,367
IT IS A HEARSE !
397
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,500
YEAH, HI,
IT'S DAVID FISHER.
398
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,834
YEAH, SO I NEED TO COME
PICK UP THE BODY.
399
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,367
These people
mean nothing to me.
400
00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,400
( ghost )
Know you not
the family of the man
401
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,100
who has
slaved for you
402
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,600
from dawn to dark
these many years ?
403
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,667
( Scrooge )
They appear
to be so happy...
404
00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,200
I MADE YOU
SOME DINNER.
405
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,767
I'M SO
NOT HUNGRY.
406
00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,633
WE HAVE TO EAT,
CLAIRE.
407
00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,667
WE DIDN'T DIE.
408
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,367
... brother,
Tiny Tim.
409
00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:19,467
ON THREE,
ONE, TWO, THREE.
410
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:38,266
REALLY SORRY, MAN.
411
00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:40,333
THANKS.
412
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:55,500
( male )
FOR A BODY THAT'S FIRM
YET FLEXIBLE,
413
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,734
FOR SKIN THAT
BEGS TO BE TOUCHED.
414
00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:03,200
FOR THE VELVETY APPEARANCE
OF ACTUAL LIVING TISSUE,
415
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,400
TOP MORTICIANS RELY
416
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,600
ON LIVING SPLENDOR
EMBALMING FLUID.
417
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,266
LIVING SPLENDOR...
418
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,800
HEY, BUDDY BOY.
419
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,533
COME ON IN,
IT'S OKAY.
420
00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:14,000
SAY HELLO
TO MR. BLOOMBERG.
421
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,934
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF, NATE.
422
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,233
MR. BLOOMBERG'S DEAD.
423
00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:22,567
AND I'M GETTING HIM READY
SO HIS FAMILY CAN SEE HIM
424
00:25:22,567 --> 00:25:24,300
FOR THE LAST TIME,
AND SAY GOODBYE TO HIM.
425
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,100
IT'LL MAKE THEM
FEEL BETTER.
426
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:29,333
THAT'S WHAT
DADDY DOES.
427
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:32,133
WHAT DO YOU GOT ?
428
00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,100
BANG !
429
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,667
OH !
YOU GOT ME.
430
00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:41,467
YOU CAN TOUCH HIM
IF YOU WEAR ONE OF THESE.
431
00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:44,400
BELIEVE ME,
HE WON'T MIND.
432
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,367
HE WON'T CARE.
433
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,200
NATE !
434
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,667
WHAZZUP ?
435
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:06,367
HEY, RICO.
436
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,500
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
437
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,233
OOH.
438
00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:11,367
REALLY SORRY
ABOUT YOUR DAD, MAN.
439
00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:14,600
BUT WHEN YOUR
TIME'S UP, IT'S UP, RIGHT ?
440
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,667
( David )
HOW'S HE DOING ?
441
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:20,400
SO FAR SO GOOD.
442
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,433
I REALLY APPRECIATE
443
00:26:21,433 --> 00:26:23,233
YOU COMING IN
ON CHRISTMAS EVE, FEDERICO.
444
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,533
IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO FOR MR. F,
445
00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:27,467
EVERYTHING
HE DID FOR ME.
446
00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:29,100
I WAS GONNA BE UP
ALL NIGHT ANYWAY,
447
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,967
PUTTING TOGETHER
ALL THIS USELESS SHIT
448
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:33,033
SANTA CLAUS IS BRINGING
MY KID, YOU KNOW ?
449
00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:35,033
WE DON'T USE THAT
KIND OF LANGUAGE IN HERE.
450
00:26:35,033 --> 00:26:37,000
SHOW SOME RESPECT.
451
00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,233
YOU NEED SOMETHING ?
452
00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:45,967
UH, NO.
453
00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,467
I JUST--
454
00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:49,166
( phone )
455
00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:50,967
DAVID FISHER.
456
00:26:50,967 --> 00:26:53,600
HEY, LISTEN,
I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU,
457
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,233
DON'T EAT TOO MUCH WITH
YOUR FAMILY TONIGHT, ALRIGHT ?
458
00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:58,900
'CAUSE I AM MAKING YOU
SOMETHING TOTALLY DECADENT
459
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,467
AND FATTY
FOR DESSERT...
460
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:03,533
HOLD JUST
A SECOND, PLEASE.
461
00:27:10,934 --> 00:27:12,400
HI.
462
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,967
Keith, I'm sorry,
I can't make it.
463
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,367
WHY NOT ?
464
00:27:19,367 --> 00:27:22,567
BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS JUST
KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
465
00:27:22,567 --> 00:27:24,767
OH, SHIT, DAVID,
I'M SO SORRY.
466
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,633
What c I do ?
467
00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:29,800
NOTHING, THANKS,
BUT I HAVE TO STAY HERE.
468
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,166
LISTEN, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING
DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ME.
469
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:35,600
Sure.
470
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,233
I MEAN IT, DAVID.
471
00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:41,066
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO THROUGH THIS ALONE.
472
00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:43,900
I GOTTA GO.
473
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,200
OKAY, HERE IT GOES.
474
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,767
THIS IS THE ONE
I'M MOST PROUD OF.
475
00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:55,066
THE HUSBAND,
OKAY ?
476
00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:57,700
HE GOT FIRED,
FLIPPED OUT,
477
00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,000
SHOT HIS WIFE
POINT BLANK IN THE HEAD,
478
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,300
THEN TURNED IT AROUND
AND SHOT HIMSELF IN THE MOUTH.
479
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,333
SOME SERIOUSLY
CLOSED CASKET SHIT, RIGHT ?
480
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,033
NOW LOOK AT THIS.
481
00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:07,233
HUH ?
482
00:28:07,233 --> 00:28:11,033
LIKE THE BRIDE AND GROOM
ON TOP OF A CAKE.
483
00:28:13,467 --> 00:28:15,333
AND THEN
WE CREMATED 'EM.
484
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,066
WHAT A FUCKIN' WASTE.
485
00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:20,266
OH...
486
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,767
ACTUALLY...
487
00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:25,934
THIS RIGHT HERE IS,
THIS IS MY BEST WORK.
488
00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:30,467
WAIT A MINUTE,
THIS KID WAS BORN
JUST LIKE LAST MONTH.
489
00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:34,367
HE'LL BE FOUR FUCKING
YEARS OLD IN APRIL,
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ?
490
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,166
OH...
491
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,900
VANESSA'S
PREGNANT AGAIN.
492
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:42,133
YOU STUD !
493
00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:45,300
( Federico )
IT WASN'T PLANNED,
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
494
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,433
NEITHER WAS
THIS ONE,
495
00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,967
AND HE'S THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
496
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:52,934
KEEP AN EYE ON
THOSE CHEMICALS, FEDERICO,
497
00:28:52,934 --> 00:28:55,166
WE DON'T
WANT HIM TO BURN.
498
00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:11,033
HEY.
499
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,934
WHERE'S MOM ?
500
00:29:14,934 --> 00:29:16,700
SHE WENT TO BED.
501
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:20,200
WAS SHE FEELING
ANY BETTER ?
502
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,734
YEAH, NATE, SHE WAS ON TOP
OF THE GODDAMN WORLD.
503
00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:32,100
WHERE'S DAVID ?
504
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,367
HE'S DOWNSTAIRS
WORKING.
505
00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:36,433
ON DAD ?
506
00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:39,800
YEAH, WELL,
HIM AND RICO.
507
00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,367
HE SAID NOT TO
WAIT UP FOR HIM,
508
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,967
WE SHOULD JUST TRY
AND GET SOME SLEEP.
509
00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:49,533
YEAH, AS IF THAT WERE
A VIABLE OPTION.
510
00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:13,700
YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE GROCERY STORE ?
511
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,500
YES, ANYTHING
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
512
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,233
( phone )
513
00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,066
HELLO ?
514
00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:43,800
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO START
RAINING FROGS HERE.
515
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,767
HOW ARE THINGS
ON YOUR END ?
516
00:30:45,767 --> 00:30:47,233
GOD, I'M GLAD
YOU CALLED.
517
00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:48,567
Really, why ?
518
00:30:48,567 --> 00:30:51,600
I DON'T KNOW,
BECAUSE YOU, UH...
519
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,900
YOU HAVE
A CALMING EFFECT ON ME.
520
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,633
UH-HUH.
521
00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:59,133
ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TERM
PROJECTION ?
522
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,567
ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TERM
"BLOW ME" ?
523
00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:03,867
Come on.
524
00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:06,200
You grew up with
all that psycho-babble.
525
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,934
You rebelled against it
every chance you got, still do.
526
00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,500
And that includes
527
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,934
HAVING SEX WITH STRANGERS
IN CLOSETS AT AIRPORTS.
528
00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:15,734
AND YOU THINK
YOU'RE NOT EASY TO READ ?
529
00:31:15,734 --> 00:31:17,834
Coasting by on
your looks and charm
530
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,567
isn't working
like it used to,
531
00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,967
but, you have no idea
what else to do,
532
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,600
because you've never
had to learn.
533
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,233
ANY WOMAN
WITH HALF A BRAIN
534
00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:26,867
LOOKS AT A GUY LIKE YOU
AND THINKS,
535
00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:29,967
GOOD FOR A HOT FUCK,
BUT BELIEVE ME, THAT'S IT.
536
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,467
NATE, CAN WE GO HOME ?
I REALLY GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER.
537
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,100
OH, GOD,
JESUS CHRIST,
538
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:46,166
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE EVEN
A SINGLE MOMENT TO MYSELF ?!
539
00:31:48,066 --> 00:31:49,500
ARGH !
540
00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:53,633
OKAY.
541
00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:55,500
IT'S OKAY.
542
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,667
WHAT CAN I DO ?
543
00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:01,100
NOTHING,
NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING.
544
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,667
YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY
FOR THAT CANTALOUPE.
545
00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:11,533
YOU FUCK OFF !
546
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,433
( female )
SHE LOOKED HER BEST
EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE.
547
00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:27,367
DON'T LET ONE HORRIBLY
DISFIGURING ACCIDENT
CHANGE THAT.
548
00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:30,567
USE NEW WOUND FILLER
COSMETIC MOLDING PUTTY.
549
00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:33,300
NOW FASTER SETTING
AND SELF SEALING
550
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,900
TO HELP MAKE MASKING
UNSIGHTLY WOUNDS A BREEZE.
551
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,767
♪ SHE SAID
WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT ♪
552
00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:44,600
♪ SHE SAID, "TRUST ME, BABY,
IT'LL BE ALRIGHT" ♪
553
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,834
( loud music playing )
554
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,533
( music shuts off )
555
00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:56,467
MA, REMEMBER THAT STUFFED DOG
I USED TO HAVE ?
556
00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:58,800
AND I DRAGGED IT AROUND
UNTIL ITS EARS FELL OFF,
557
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,934
AND THEN YOU MADE NEW EARS
OUT OF A DISH TOWEL.
558
00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:02,533
I HATED THAT DOG
AFTER THAT,
559
00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:04,867
AND I THREW IT
UP ON THE ROOF ?
560
00:33:04,867 --> 00:33:06,667
NO.
561
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,400
AND THEN I WANTED IT BACK
AND I BEGGED DAD TO GO GET IT,
562
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,200
BUT HE SAID NO,
IF I REALLY WANTED IT
563
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,400
I'D NEVER HAVE THROWN IT
UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
564
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,166
YOUR FATHER DID SO MANY
WONDERFUL THINGS FOR YOU,
565
00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,200
AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN
THINK OF RIGHT NOW ?
566
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,033
WHAT, I JUST
REMEMBERED IT.
567
00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:22,166
HE WAS
A GOOD MAN !
568
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,133
I'M GOING RUNNING.
569
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,767
( door closing )
570
00:33:42,533 --> 00:33:45,100
OH, NO,
YOU'RE DOING ME ?
571
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,367
YOU'RE THE WORST ONE
WE'VE GOT.
572
00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:48,900
THANKS, DAD.
573
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,266
WHERE'S FEDERICO ?
574
00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:52,433
IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING,
HE'S WITH HIS WIFE AND KID.
575
00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:53,633
HE'LL BE IN LATER.
576
00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,300
OOH, COULDN'T
THIS WAIT ?
577
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,934
I DON'T WANT YOU
RUINING MY FACE.
578
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:58,433
IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR THAT.
579
00:33:58,433 --> 00:33:59,467
NOT FUNNY.
580
00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:01,166
I NEED TO STAY BUSY
RIGHT NOW.
581
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:03,066
SO, GO REORGANIZE
SOME FILES
582
00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:04,967
OR DEVELOP A NEW
BOOKKEEPING SYSTEM.
583
00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,567
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GOOD AT.
584
00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:09,433
YOU NEVER REALLY HAD
ANY APTITUDE FOR THIS STUFF.
585
00:34:09,433 --> 00:34:11,133
I KNOW.
586
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,734
AND WHAT DID
I DO WITH MY LIFE ?
587
00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:17,233
I WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN
EXACTLY HOW TO DO THIS STUFF.
588
00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:20,033
OTHER KIDS MY AGE
WERE GOING TO FRAT PARTIES,
589
00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:21,967
I WAS DRAINING CORPSES
590
00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:24,834
AND REFASHIONING
SEVERED EARS
OUT OF WAX.
591
00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:26,767
THANK GOD I DIDN'T
LOSE AN EAR.
592
00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:29,000
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
WHAT YOU'D DO WITH THAT.
593
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,500
AND I DID IT
ALL FOR YOU.
594
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:35,433
I DID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,
YOU UNGRATEFUL SONOFABITCH.
595
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,734
UM, DAVE ?
596
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,667
I JUST WANTED TO
LET YOU KNOW I WAS HERE.
597
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,867
( horn honking )
598
00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:08,500
WE'LL DEAL YOU IN
NEXT HAND.
599
00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:22,367
( soft music playing )
600
00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:40,700
I'M ABOUT TO JUMP
OUT OF MY SKIN.
601
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,000
DON'T.
602
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,900
I'M JUST BARELY
HOLDING IT TOGETHER.
603
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,200
ARE YOU
STILL HIGH ?
604
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,033
I DON'T KNOW,
AM I SWEATING ?
605
00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:49,633
I KNOW I AM.
606
00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:54,533
THIS IS TOO
FUCKING WEIRD.
607
00:36:54,533 --> 00:36:55,934
IT'S BEEN
LIKE THREE DAYS
608
00:36:55,934 --> 00:36:57,734
AND I'M STILL TRAPPED
IN ZOMBIE WORLD.
609
00:36:57,734 --> 00:36:59,800
THIS IS ALL
HAPPENING TO YOU.
610
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,400
FUCK OFF.
611
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,200
SORRY, BUT YOU'RE
NOT THE ONLY ONE
612
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,033
WHO WASN'T
PREPARED FOR THIS.
613
00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:07,834
I CAME HOME
EXPECTING TO SLEEP LATE
614
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,767
AND CHOW DOWN ON MOM'S COOKING
FOR SIX DAYS.
615
00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:12,400
AND NOW I FIND MYSELF
FEELING LIKE...
616
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,000
I'M NOT EVEN
A PART OF THIS FAMILY.
617
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,266
I'D TRADE PLACES WITH YOU
IN HEARTBEAT.
618
00:37:16,266 --> 00:37:18,567
WHAT, AT LEAST
YOU GOT OUT OF HERE.
619
00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,900
I LIVE IN
A SHITTY APARTMENT
620
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,600
WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
TEMPORARY.
621
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,633
I WORK AT A JOB,
622
00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:25,133
WHICH WAS ALSO
SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY,
623
00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:27,700
UNTIL I FIGURED OUT
WHAT I REALLY WANTED
TO DO WITH MY LIFE,
624
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,166
WHICH APPARENTLY
IS NOTHING.
625
00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:30,633
I HAVE LOTS OF SEX
626
00:37:30,633 --> 00:37:32,000
BUT I HAVEN'T
HAD A RELATIONSHIP
627
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,300
LAST MORE THAN
A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
628
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,834
I DON'T EVEN HAVE
THE SELF DISCIPLINE
TO FLOSS DAILY.
629
00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:37,934
I'VE HAD FOUR
ROOT CANALS, FOUR !
630
00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:40,667
I'M 35, I'VE HAD
FOUR ROOT CANALS.
631
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,166
I'M GONNA BE
ONE OF THOSE LOSERS
632
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:49,033
WHO ENDS UP IN HIS DEATH BED
SAYING, "WHERE'D MY LIFE GO" ?
633
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,400
NO, YOU WON'T.
634
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,367
YOU'LL BE SAYING,
"WHERE THE HELL'S
THE MORPHINE ?"
635
00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:57,033
I'M JUST TRYING
TO CHEER YOU UP.
636
00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:59,300
I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE
FUCKING LIFE BEING CHEERFUL.
637
00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:02,500
I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
638
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,033
BUT, HE'S IN A MUCH
BETTER PLACE NOW.
639
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,367
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
ABOUT THAT.
640
00:38:11,467 --> 00:38:13,734
WHO THE HELL
IS THAT ?!
641
00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:35,367
I KNOW, RUTH.
642
00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:37,533
I KNOW EVERYTHING.
643
00:38:40,734 --> 00:38:43,033
I'VE KNOWN THE FISHERS
FOR YEARS FROM CHURCH.
644
00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:44,500
HMM.
645
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,967
YOU KNOW THEM TOO.
646
00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:48,266
YES, YES,
I WORK HERE.
647
00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:49,734
OH, YOU WORK HERE.
648
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,867
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE ?
649
00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:02,934
I JUST GOT OFF DUTY,
650
00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:05,133
I CAME TO PAY MY RESPECTS
TO YOUR FATHER.
651
00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:06,567
YOU'VE NEVER
EVEN MET MY FATHER.
652
00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:08,734
EXACTLY.
653
00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:11,033
AND YOU'VE MET MY PARENTS
HOW MANY TIMES NOW ?
654
00:39:11,033 --> 00:39:12,567
CHRIST, WE JUST SPENT
THE WEEKEND AT THEIR HOUSE.
655
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:13,600
DON'T DO THIS
TO ME, KEITH.
656
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,166
THIS IS NOT
YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.
657
00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:16,500
I'M SORRY.
658
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,934
THIS IS NOT THE TIME
FOR YOU TO BE POLITICAL.
659
00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:19,834
YOU THINK THAT'S WHY I'M HERE,
TO BE POLITICAL ?
660
00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:20,734
WOULD YOU KEEP
YOUR VOICE DOWN ?
661
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,734
WHAT IS THIS ?
WE CAN FUCK EACH OTHER
662
00:39:22,734 --> 00:39:24,600
BUT I CAN'T BE A SHOULDER
FOR YOU TO CRY ON ?
663
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,500
I'M NOT CRYING.
664
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,834
SO, WHAT AM I,
JUST SEX TO YOU ?
665
00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:29,433
JESUS !
666
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,734
DO WE REALLY HAVE TO
HAVE THIS CONVERSATION NOW ?
667
00:39:31,734 --> 00:39:33,600
SHIT.
668
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,000
HERE COMES MY MOTHER.
669
00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:38,500
I'M SO TIRED.
670
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,767
I KNOW, MOM,
IT'S EXHAUSTING.
671
00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:43,066
IS SOMETHING
WRONG ?
672
00:39:43,066 --> 00:39:44,934
NO, NOTHING'S WRONG.
673
00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,767
THIS IS KEITH CHARLES,
HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
674
00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:48,633
HE CAME TO PAY
HIS RESPECTS TO DAD.
675
00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:50,233
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,
MRS. FISHER.
676
00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:52,800
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.
677
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,667
YOU'RE FRIENDS
WITH A COP ?
678
00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:58,700
WE PLAY
RACQUETBALL TOGETHER.
679
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,633
OH.
680
00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:03,200
NICE TO MEET YOU.
681
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,367
I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR FATHER NOW.
682
00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:16,066
WHO'S THAT COP ?
683
00:40:17,467 --> 00:40:19,567
MY AUNT SHIRLEY
WAS LAID OUT HERE.
684
00:40:19,567 --> 00:40:20,867
AUNT SHIRLEY, HUH ?
685
00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:23,000
SHIRLEY HAMILTON.
686
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,166
TERRIBLE ACCIDENT,
LOST HER EAR.
687
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,767
OH, YEAH.
688
00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:28,533
YEAH, I KNOW SHIRLEY,
I REMEMBER SHIRLEY.
689
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:29,700
REALLY ?
690
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,700
YES, YES, I WAS THE PERSON
WHO SEWED HER EAR BACK ON.
691
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,433
THAT WAS ME,
THAT'S MY WORK.
692
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,900
WHAT, SHE'S SAD,
693
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,500
SO HE HAS TO GET HER
OUT OF SIGHT ?
694
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,867
THEY ALWAYS DO THAT.
695
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,300
THE SECOND SOMEONE
STARTS TO LOSE IT,
696
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,000
THEY TAKE THEM OFF
INTO THAT ROOM.
697
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,333
IT MAKES ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE
UNCOMFORTABLE, I GUESS.
698
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,400
THIS IS NOT ABOUT
THE OTHER PEOPLE !
699
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,834
VOLUME.
700
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,567
WHEN I WENT BACKPACKING
THROUGH EUROPE
AFTER I QUIT SCHOOL,
701
00:41:12,567 --> 00:41:16,734
I WENT TO THIS ISLAND
OFF THE COAST OF SICILY,
702
00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,967
IT WAS THIS
VOLCANIC ISLAND.
703
00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:22,500
AND ON THE BOAT OVER,
THERE WAS THIS PINE BOX,
704
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:26,400
SOMEBODY FROM THE ISLAND
WHO WAS BEING RETURNED
TO BE BURIED THERE.
705
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,233
AND THERE ARE ALL THESE
OLD SICILIANS
706
00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:30,834
DRESSED UP
ALL IN BLACK,
707
00:41:30,834 --> 00:41:32,600
WAITING, JUST
LINED UP ON THE BEACH,
708
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,533
AND, WHEN THEY GOT
THAT COFFIN TO THE BEACH,
709
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:37,333
THOSE OLD SICILIAN WOMEN
JUST WENT APESHIT,
710
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:38,967
SCREAMING, THROWING
THEMSELVES ON IT,
711
00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:40,734
BEATING THEIR CHESTS,
TEARING AT THEIR HAIR,
712
00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,333
MAKING ANIMAL NOISES.
713
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,767
IT WAS JUST SO...
SO REAL.
714
00:41:45,767 --> 00:41:49,100
I MEAN, I'D BEEN AROUND
FUNERALS MY ENTIRE LIFE,
715
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,133
BUT I HAD NEVER
SEEN SUCH GRIEF.
716
00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:55,233
AND AT THE TIME
IT GAVE ME THE CREEPS.
717
00:41:55,233 --> 00:42:00,133
BUT, NOW I THINK IT'S PROBABLY
SO MUCH MORE HEALTHY THAN...
718
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,700
THIS.
719
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,433
THAT COP IS HOT.
720
00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:14,133
( sobbing )
OH, DAVID, DAVID.
721
00:42:14,133 --> 00:42:15,600
I KNOW, MOM.
722
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,433
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY,
IT JUST TAKES TIME.
723
00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:20,467
I'VE DONE A TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE THING.
724
00:42:20,467 --> 00:42:21,900
WHAT ?
725
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,133
I'VE DONE
A TERRIBLE THING.
726
00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:25,300
HOW'S SHE DOING ?
727
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,333
SHE'S FINE.
728
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,700
I'M NOT FINE,
I'M A WHORE !
729
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:31,600
I WAS UNFAITHFUL
TO YOUR FATHER FOR YEARS !
730
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,100
AND NOW HE KNOWS,
HE KNOWS.
731
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:37,533
UH...
732
00:42:37,533 --> 00:42:39,500
I MET A MAN
AT CHURCH ONCE
733
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,567
WHEN YOUR FATHER
DIDN'T COME WITH ME.
734
00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,400
MOM...
735
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,367
AND HE INVITED ME
FOR COFFEE.
736
00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,700
AND HE SAID
HE LIKED MY HAIR.
737
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:51,000
HE'S A HAIRDRESSER,
A WIDOWER.
738
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,300
WELL, THEY DIVORCED
BEFORE SHE DIED,
739
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:57,000
SO TECHNICALLY
I GUESS HE'S DIVORCED.
740
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,767
HE INVITED ME TO
ACCOMPANY HIM ON A HIKE.
741
00:42:59,767 --> 00:43:00,767
THIS IS REALLY
NOT THE TIME.
742
00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:03,667
MAYBE SHE NEEDS
TO JUST GET THIS OUT.
743
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:04,967
WELL, I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR IT.
744
00:43:04,967 --> 00:43:08,133
I USED TO LOVE HIKING
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
AND BEING OUTDOORS.
745
00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:10,333
I ALWAYS WANTED TO
TAKE YOU KIDS CAMPING,
746
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,100
BUT YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER
LEAVE THE BUSINESS !
747
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,867
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU.
748
00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:20,533
I WENT CAMPING
WITH THIS MAN FROM CHURCH
SEVERAL TIMES !
749
00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:23,934
TOLD YOUR FATHER
I WAS VISITING MY SISTER.
750
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,266
WHICH, IF HE'D EVER
THOUGHT TO CALL...
751
00:43:26,266 --> 00:43:28,300
CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM
THE IMPROPRIETY OF THIS ?
752
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,066
YOUR HUSBAND IS LYING
IN A CASKET OUT THERE.
753
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,133
DAVID, SHE'S
GRIEF STRICKEN, OKAY ?
754
00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:32,834
FUCK PROPRIETY.
755
00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:35,133
WE DON'T
SAY THAT WORD !
756
00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,333
DID YOU KNOW HIM ?
757
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,600
NO...
758
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,266
DID YOU ?
759
00:43:51,266 --> 00:43:54,233
HE WAS MY FATHER.
760
00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:56,500
YOU'RE CLAIRE ?
761
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,567
YEAH.
762
00:43:58,567 --> 00:43:59,734
KEITH CHARLES.
763
00:43:59,734 --> 00:44:01,700
I'M A FRIEND
OF YOUR BROTHER'S.
764
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,967
OF NATE'S ?
765
00:44:02,967 --> 00:44:04,533
NO, DAVID'S.
766
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,033
DAVID'S FRIENDS
WITH A COP ?
767
00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:08,233
WE PLAY
RACQUETBALL TOGETHER.
768
00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,867
DAVID PLAYS
RACQUETBALL ?
769
00:44:09,867 --> 00:44:11,767
( David )
EXCUSE US.
770
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,000
YOU WANT ME TO CRY
ON YOUR SHOULDER ?
771
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,333
FINE, MY MOTHER JUST CONFESSED
SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR.
772
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,967
WOW.
773
00:44:20,967 --> 00:44:22,633
YEAH, WITH SOME
HAIRDRESSER,
774
00:44:22,633 --> 00:44:24,567
WHO LIKES TO HIKE.
775
00:44:24,567 --> 00:44:26,834
AND NOW FUCKING NATE
IS IN THERE PLAYING
MR. SENSITIVE WITH HER,
776
00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:28,633
WHILE HER DEAD HUSBAND
LIES IN THE NEXT ROOM.
777
00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:29,867
IT'S DISGUSTING.
778
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,600
HEY, BREATHE.
779
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,033
YOU'RE GONNA
GET THROUGH THIS.
780
00:44:33,033 --> 00:44:34,033
OH, I KNOW.
781
00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:35,667
I'LL BE THE STRONG ONE,
THE STABLE ONE,
782
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:37,700
THE DEPENDABLE ONE,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO.
783
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:39,433
EVERYONE AROUND ME
WILL FALL APART
784
00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:41,166
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT THEY DO.
785
00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:44,800
HEY, DON'T YOU GET EXHAUSTED
BEING SO HARD ON EVERYONE ?
786
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,066
AND YOURSELF ?
787
00:44:46,066 --> 00:44:47,934
OH, SHUT UP.
788
00:44:47,934 --> 00:44:50,667
SHE MET HIM AT CHURCH.
789
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,667
YOU MET ME AT CHURCH.
790
00:44:58,633 --> 00:45:00,033
HANDS.
791
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,400
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE
HOW LONELY I WAS,
792
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,967
OR HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN SINCE
A MAN TOUCHED ME LIKE THAT.
793
00:45:20,266 --> 00:45:24,066
WELL, LONELINESS
IS A TERRIBLE THING.
794
00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:27,533
I'M STILL A WOMAN,
YOU KNOW.
795
00:45:27,533 --> 00:45:30,166
YES, I KNOW.
796
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:33,133
AND NOW YOUR FATHER
SEES ME,
797
00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:36,767
LIKE GOD SEES ME.
798
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:40,400
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
799
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,967
I'M SO ASHAMED.
800
00:45:46,133 --> 00:45:48,734
YOU DIDN'T DO IT
TO HURT ANYBODY.
801
00:45:48,734 --> 00:45:51,433
YOU WERE LONELY.
802
00:45:51,433 --> 00:45:53,400
I'M SURE DAD
FORGIVES YOU.
803
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,133
AND GOD DOESN'T ?
804
00:45:56,133 --> 00:45:58,266
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
805
00:45:58,266 --> 00:46:00,767
I'M SURE
HE DOES TOO.
806
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,266
LOOK, IT'S OKAY.
807
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,133
EVERYBODY
FORGIVES EVERYBODY
808
00:46:11,133 --> 00:46:13,400
FOR EVERYTHING.
809
00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,166
( phone )
810
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:21,233
( sobbing )
811
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,567
FUCK.
812
00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:40,867
( sobbing )
813
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,867
( clanging noises )
814
00:46:50,467 --> 00:46:52,800
( continued sobbing )
815
00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:56,633
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THE OLIVES, HONEY,
816
00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:58,767
THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
817
00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:06,233
( sobbing )
818
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:10,867
♪ OH, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE ♪
819
00:47:10,867 --> 00:47:12,533
( male )
ASHES TO ASHES
AND DUST TO DUST,
820
00:47:12,533 --> 00:47:13,700
IT'S EASY AS PIE
821
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,667
WITH FRANKLIN'S NEW
LEAK-PROOF EARTH DISPENSER.
822
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,400
SAY GOODBYE TO
SOILED FINGERS FOREVER.
823
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,300
ONLY FROM FRANKLIN
FUNERAL SUPPLIES.
824
00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:25,133
WE PUT THE FUN
BACK IN FUNERAL.
825
00:47:29,467 --> 00:47:32,333
( priest )
IN THE MIDST OF LIFE,
WE ARE IN DEATH.
826
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:36,033
OF WHOM MAY WE SEE FOR SUCCOR,
BUT OF THEE, O LORD ?
827
00:47:36,033 --> 00:47:39,300
WHO FOR OUR SINS
ART JUSTLY DISPLEASED ?
828
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:43,266
THOU KNOWEST, LORD,
THE SECRETS OF OUR HEARTS.
829
00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:46,633
SHUT NOT THY MERCIFUL EARS
TO OUR PRAYER
830
00:47:46,633 --> 00:47:51,166
BUT SPARE US LORD MOST HOLY,
O GOD, MOST MIGHTY.
831
00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:53,934
OH HOLY
AND MERCIFUL SAVIOR,
832
00:47:53,934 --> 00:47:56,900
THOU MOST WORTHY
JUDGE ETERNAL.
833
00:47:56,900 --> 00:48:00,400
SUFFER US NOT
AT OUR LAST HOUR.
834
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,033
THROUGH ANY PAINS OF DEATH
TO FALL FROM THEE.
835
00:48:08,834 --> 00:48:11,166
IN THE SURE
AND CERTAIN HOPE
836
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:13,600
OF THE RESURRECTION
TO ETERNAL LIFE
837
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,800
THROUGH ALMIGHTY GOD
WE COMMEND OUR BROTHER,
838
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,266
NATHANIEL SAMUEL FISHER,
839
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:22,600
AND WE COMMIT
HIS BODY TO THE GROUND.
840
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,467
HE LOOKS LIKE
HE'S SALTING POPCORN.
841
00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:27,567
EARTH TO EARTH,
842
00:48:27,567 --> 00:48:29,567
ASHES TO ASHES,
843
00:48:29,567 --> 00:48:31,767
DUST TO DUST.
844
00:48:31,767 --> 00:48:34,467
THE LORD BLESS HIM
AND KEEP HIM,
845
00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:37,066
THE LORD MAKE HIS FACE
TO SHINE UPON HIM
846
00:48:37,066 --> 00:48:38,967
AND BE GRACIOUS
UNTO HIM.
847
00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:41,867
THE LORD LIFT UP
HIS COUNTENANCE UPON HIM
848
00:48:41,867 --> 00:48:44,367
AND GIVE HIM PEACE.
849
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,066
NATE ?
850
00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,734
NO !
851
00:49:15,734 --> 00:49:18,166
I REFUSE TO SANITIZE
THIS ANYMORE.
852
00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:20,700
THIS IS
HOW IT'S DONE.
853
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,433
YEAH ?
WELL, IT'S WHACKED.
854
00:49:22,433 --> 00:49:24,734
WHAT IS THIS
STUPID SALT SHAKER ?
855
00:49:24,734 --> 00:49:27,433
WHAT IS THIS
HERMETICALLY SEALED BOX ?
856
00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:29,633
THIS PHONY ASTROTURF
AROUND THE GRAVE.
857
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,834
JESUS, DAVID,
IT'S LIKE SURGERY.
858
00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:34,800
CLEAN, ANTISEPTIC,
BUSINESS.
859
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,734
HE WAS OUR FATHER !
860
00:49:37,734 --> 00:49:39,200
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
861
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,700
YOU CAN PUMP HIM
FULL OF CHEMICALS,
862
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:42,333
YOU CAN
PUT MAKEUP ON HIM,
863
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:45,033
AND YOU CAN PROP HIM UP
FOR A NAP IN THE SLUMBER ROOM,
864
00:49:45,033 --> 00:49:46,600
BUT THE FACT REMAINS,
DAVID,
865
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,600
THAT THE ONLY FATHER
WE'RE EVER GONNA HAVE IS GONE !
866
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,967
FOREVER.
867
00:49:51,967 --> 00:49:54,166
AND THAT SUCKS.
868
00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:56,000
BUT IT'S A GODDAMN
PART OF LIFE
869
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,533
AND YOU CAN'T
REALLY ACCEPT IT
870
00:49:57,533 --> 00:49:59,767
WITHOUT GETTING
YOUR HANDS DIRTY.
871
00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:01,100
WELL, I DO ACCEPT IT
872
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,633
AND I INTEND TO HONOR
THE OLD BASTARD
873
00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:04,200
BY LETTING
THE WHOLE WORLD SEE
874
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,066
JUST HOW FUCKED UP
AND SHITTY I FEEL
875
00:50:06,066 --> 00:50:08,734
THAT HE'S DEAD !
876
00:50:08,734 --> 00:50:10,367
GODDAMNIT !
877
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,133
UH...
878
00:50:14,133 --> 00:50:15,533
AMEN.
879
00:50:15,767 --> 00:50:17,834
WAIT.
880
00:50:50,934 --> 00:50:52,734
LET HER.
881
00:50:58,567 --> 00:51:01,500
( sobbing )
882
00:51:25,934 --> 00:51:27,567
( priest )
LET US PRAY.
883
00:51:27,567 --> 00:51:30,800
OUR FATHER,
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
884
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,500
HALLOWED
BE THY NAME,
885
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:35,834
THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE,
886
00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:38,633
ON EARTH
AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
887
00:51:38,633 --> 00:51:41,233
GIVE US THIS DAY
OUR DAILY BREAD,
888
00:51:41,233 --> 00:51:43,433
FORGIVE US
OUR TRESPASSES.
889
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,834
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE
WHO HAVE TRESPASSED AGAINST US.
890
00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:49,133
LEAD US NOT
INTO TEMPTATION,
891
00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:51,166
BUT DELIVER US
FROM EVIL.
892
00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:53,834
FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM
AND THE POWER
893
00:51:53,834 --> 00:51:56,533
AND THE GLORY
FOREVER AND EVER,
894
00:51:56,533 --> 00:51:57,600
AMEN.
895
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,934
AMEN !
896
00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:00,567
AMEN !
897
00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:02,633
( priest )
THE LORD BE WITH YOU.
898
00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:13,266
MOM, FEDERICO'S GONNA
DRIVE YOU BACK, OKAY ?
899
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,567
I JUST NEED TO GO OVER
A FEW DETAILS WITH NATE.
900
00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,333
WE'LL BE
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
901
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,333
PUT HER THERE,
MRS. F.
902
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:23,266
YOU HAVE SUCH
DELICATE HANDS, FEDERICO.
903
00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:25,500
LIKE A STATUE.
904
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:29,166
OR AN ILLUSTRATION
IN AN ANTIQUE BOOK.
905
00:52:29,166 --> 00:52:31,533
OR ONE OF THOSE
LI((LE CERAMIC HANDS
906
00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:33,900
THEY USE TO
DISPLAY GLOVES.
907
00:52:43,867 --> 00:52:46,400
YOU WANT TO BE
THE ALPHA DOG, NATE,
IS THAT IT ?
908
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,800
COASTING TOWARD MID-LIFE
WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT
909
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,533
AND NOW YOU WANT
TO COME BACK
910
00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:53,900
AND BE THE ROCK FOR
THIS FAMILY TO LEAN ON ?
911
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,700
FUCK YOU.
912
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:55,567
THAT IS NOT
WHAT I'M--
913
00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:57,467
YOU WANT TO
GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY ?
914
00:52:57,467 --> 00:52:59,233
YOU SANCTIMONIOUS
PRICK, TALK TO ME
915
00:52:59,233 --> 00:53:01,500
WHEN YOU'VE HAD TO STUFF
FORMALDEHYDE SOAKED COTTON
916
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,033
UP YOUR FATHER'S ASS
SO HE DOESN'T LEAK.
917
00:53:04,033 --> 00:53:05,467
JESUS.
918
00:53:05,467 --> 00:53:06,867
YEAH, WELL,
919
00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:08,633
I'M SURE YOU JUST
WOULD'VE TOSSED HIM OUT
WITH THE GARBAGE.
920
00:53:08,633 --> 00:53:11,233
IT MAY SEEM
WEIRD TO YOU,
921
00:53:11,233 --> 00:53:15,033
BUT THERE IS A REASON BEHIND
EVERYTHING THAT WE DO HERE.
922
00:53:15,033 --> 00:53:16,066
WE PROVIDE PEOPLE
923
00:53:16,066 --> 00:53:18,900
WITH A VERY IMPORTANT
AND SACRED SERVICE
924
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,000
AT THE DARKEST TIME
IN THEIR LIVES.
925
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,800
BECAUSE MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT TO
MAKE A SPECTACLE OF THEMSELVES.
926
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,700
BECAUSE MAYBE THEY'D PREFER
TO GRIEVE IN PRIVATE.
927
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,166
WHY ?!
928
00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:29,967
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE
SUCH A SECRET ?
929
00:53:29,967 --> 00:53:32,166
IT'S NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF.
930
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,200
DAVE, PLEASE--
931
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,900
YOU KNOW NOTHING !
932
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:38,033
NOTHING !
933
00:53:40,433 --> 00:53:43,834
YOU HAD A RESPONSIBILITY
TO THIS FAMILY
934
00:53:43,834 --> 00:53:48,000
AND YOU RAN AWAY FROM IT
AND YOU LEFT IT ALL FOR ME.
935
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,934
WHOA, DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU'RE
NOT LIVING THE LIFE YOU WANT.
936
00:53:50,934 --> 00:53:53,400
THAT IS NOBODY'S FAULT
BUT YOUR OWN.
937
00:53:56,367 --> 00:54:00,433
OKAY, FINE, JUST
DO ME A FAVOR, OKAY ?
938
00:54:00,433 --> 00:54:02,867
YOU GOT OUT...
939
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:05,033
STAY OUT.
940
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,500
EXCUSE ME,
MR. FISHER, SIR ?
941
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,100
IF I COULD JUST GET
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME.
942
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,300
WHAT ?
943
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,767
I'M FROM CROEHNER
SERVICE INTERNATIONAL.
944
00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:18,800
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE ADVANTAGES
945
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,900
OF JOINING OUR FAMILY
OF DEATH CARE FACILITIES.
946
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,367
I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS.
947
00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:23,533
SIR, IF YOU'D
JUST HEAR ME OUT--
948
00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:25,300
WE'RE NOT SELLING,
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
949
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:27,100
WE WOULDN'T CHANGE THE NAME
OF THE BUSINESS.
950
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,133
AND OF COURSE,
WE WOULD RETAIN YOU
AS A SALARIED MANAGER.
951
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,333
LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO
HIT SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW
952
00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:33,133
AND IT MIGHT
AS WELL BE YOU !
953
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:40,433
I'LL CALL YA
954
00:54:40,433 --> 00:54:43,433
WHEN YOU'VE HAD SOME TIME
TO RECOVER FROM YOUR LOSS.
955
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,700
YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY,
YOU KNOW THAT ?
956
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,800
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
957
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,567
IT WAS OVER
IN A SECOND.
958
00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:53,800
I DIDN'T HAVE TO
BE AFRAID OF IT,
959
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,300
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
THINK ABOUT IT.
960
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:57,066
NO MORE BULLSHIT.
961
00:54:57,066 --> 00:54:58,567
NO MORE
RESPONSIBILITY.
962
00:54:58,567 --> 00:55:00,333
AND NO MORE
HAVING TO CARE.
963
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,333
NO MORE BOREDOM !
964
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,033
NO MORE
WAITING TO DIE.
965
00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:33,934
HI.
966
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,834
WELL, AFTER FOUR DAYS
WITH MY FAMILY
967
00:55:38,834 --> 00:55:40,967
I'M READY FOR
SHOCK THERAPY.
968
00:55:40,967 --> 00:55:44,367
I'M JUST WAITING TO SEE IF
MY HMO COVERS IT.
969
00:55:46,433 --> 00:55:48,166
HOW'S IT GOING
WITH YOU ?
970
00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:51,433
OH, IT'S GREAT, GREAT.
971
00:55:51,433 --> 00:55:54,300
MY FATHER'S DEAD,
MY MOM'S A WHORE,
972
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:55,567
MY BROTHER WANTS
TO KILL ME,
973
00:55:55,567 --> 00:55:57,567
AND MY SISTER'S
SMOKING CRACK,
974
00:55:57,567 --> 00:55:59,533
I THINK I WIN.
975
00:55:59,533 --> 00:56:02,200
FOUR DAYS AGO I WAS
A RELATIVELY HAPPY GUY,
976
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,300
AND NOW, IT'S LIKE I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHO THAT GUY WAS.
977
00:56:12,033 --> 00:56:13,867
I'M A FUCKING MESS.
978
00:56:13,867 --> 00:56:16,266
IF YOU WANT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH.
979
00:56:16,266 --> 00:56:18,800
BUT, I THINK YOU'RE
ALREADY AWARE OF THAT.
980
00:56:24,233 --> 00:56:26,600
WELL, HERE'S
MY NUMBER.
981
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,800
IF YOU EVER WANT TO,
I DON'T KNOW,
982
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,500
GO OUT ON
A REAL DATE ?
983
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,767
YOU KNOW, WHERE
YOU BUY ME DINNER
984
00:56:33,767 --> 00:56:35,767
BEFORE I PUT OUT.
985
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,367
MAYBE I'M ONE
OF THOSE WOMEN
986
00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:43,600
THAT MEETS A MAN WHO SEEMS
EMOTIONALLY CONFLICTED,
987
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,333
NO RELATIONSHIP SKILLS
AND I FIGURE,
988
00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:47,533
"HEY, THAT'S FOR ME."
989
00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:49,633
I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE,
I LIVE IN SEATTLE.
990
00:56:49,633 --> 00:56:51,166
SEE, THAT JUST MAKES
YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE.
991
00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,000
REALLY ?
992
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,533
OH, YEAH.
993
00:56:53,533 --> 00:56:56,600
WELL, I ALSO HAPPEN
TO BE A SERIAL RAPIST.
994
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,700
I'VE GOT 10 NURSES
BURIED UNDER MY HOUSE.
995
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:02,433
NOW YOU'RE
MAKING ME WET.
996
00:57:36,567 --> 00:57:38,867
WHOA, WHOA.
997
00:57:41,934 --> 00:57:45,100
I, I NEED...
998
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,266
I NEED...
999
00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:03,266
IT'S OKAY,
IT'S OKAY.
1000
00:58:59,834 --> 00:59:01,767
GOOD MORNING.
1001
00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:10,433
THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.
1002
00:59:10,433 --> 00:59:14,233
YEAH, WELL,
OF COURSE I'M HERE.
1003
00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:23,600
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR BREAKFAST ?
1004
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,100
OH, I'M GONNA
GO FOR A RUN.
1005
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,500
I'LL EAT WHEN
I GET BACK.
1006
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,400
NATE ?
1007
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,834
YEP ?
1008
00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:31,333
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO BACK TO SEATTLE
1009
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,200
RIGHT AWAY, DO YOU ?
1010
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,133
UH...
1011
00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:39,800
I GUESS NOT.
1012
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,266
I COULD MAKE
A FEW CALLS.
1013
00:59:41,266 --> 00:59:43,533
THANK YOU.
1014
00:59:43,533 --> 00:59:45,633
YEAH, SURE.
1015
00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:48,333
JUST FOR
A FEW DAYS.
1016
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,233
OKAY.
1017
01:00:35,934 --> 01:00:38,266
♪ WAITING
AT THE STATION ♪
1018
01:00:41,934 --> 01:00:45,200
♪ WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT MOVES ♪
1019
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,166
♪ WAITING ♪
1020
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:56,467
♪ AND IF YOU EVER
CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪
1021
01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:01,934
♪ YOU KNOW I'M NOT
HARD TO FIND ♪
1022
01:01:04,133 --> 01:01:08,033
♪ AND IF YOU EVER
NEED SOMEONE ♪
1023
01:01:08,033 --> 01:01:10,867
♪ I'LL STILL
BE WAITING ♪
1024
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,133
♪ WAITING
WITH THE ORPHANS ♪
1025
01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:23,867
♪ WAITING
FOR THE BEE STINGS ♪
1026
01:01:26,734 --> 01:01:30,800
♪ THEY TELL ME
THAT SUCCESS BRINGS ♪
1027
01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:36,266
♪ WAITING
IN THE HIGH FLIGHT ♪
1028
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,834
♪ WAITING THROUGH
YOUR WHOLE LIFE ♪
1029
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,467
♪ JUST WAITING ♪
1030
01:02:44,767 --> 01:02:45,767
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