Original subtitles

Excuse me.

You take the stairs!

Cops! Let's go!

This way!

After them!

What are you doing? Stop!

Damn! A dead end.

Back up!

They're over there!

What now?

We'll take a chance!

Hold on!

What is this? Watch where you're going!

Let's split up!

FUJI-Q HIGHLAND

What the -

Ouch! What do you think you're doing?

Ricky!

They're over there!

Hey, you! Where's your ticket?

Calm down. Those two won't be able to find us.

Come on, let's take another picture. Cheese!

Still trying to run?

Hey! Watch out!

Welcome! Please come in.

Welcome!

Can you take our picture, please?

Thank you.

One more please?

I'll take one for you.

Say cheese!

Thank you!

-Do we have to go in? -But we've already bought tickets.

Ricky!

You're something else.

Here's the pictures.

Like I said, joining our club has its benefits.

If that cop comes any closer, he's as good as dead.

Ping!

-Answer the phone! -You get calls 24 hours a day.

I have to take calls from undercover cops all over the world!

Oui? Oui?

Try the Bulgarian line.

Maha? Maha?

Answer it yourself!

Hoła, hoła?

Madałi, madałi?

Ah, it's from Japan!

Moshimoshi?

Hello, Superintendent Tso? It's me, Muscles.

I've found him.

He's finally come out of hiding.

-Then bring him back! -We can't.

And they've got Ricky.

That's easy! I'll send two more agents over to help you out.

It's no use. They already know who our agents are at the Hong Kong branch.

So now what?

Get my orphanage buddy Kidstuff to help me.

Who? Kidstuff?

Boss, if we don't unload the goods now, we'll be in deep shit.

So what's it worth now?

Thirty-two times the market price.

Sell it! And I thought I'd make a killing.

Boss, Dicky and Lam are fighting again.

-Why are they fighting? -It's over Brigitte.

Show me Brigitte.

Tell them they can each have this picture for a week.

-Asshole! -It's for my boss!

You can have it then!

Boss, it's Maggie Cheung!

Is she clean?

Of course! It was only used to wrap chicken wings!

Put it in your pocket. Save it for me.

Get back to work!

Sir.

Get those assholes from Block 3 over here.

7181!

5734!

6377!

-Come over here! -Sir!

They're here, sir.

That's fine. Call 1663 over here.

You can go back to work.

1663!

Over here!

1663, you're being released today.

What? Sir, are you saying I can go free today?

Don't tease me, sir.

Even taking into account holidays and weekends,

I should be here till Mid-autumn Festival.

You're being released early for good behavior.

You're free to go.

-Really? -Do I look like I'm joking with you?

Sir, I've got to get my belongings.

-My watch, my ring and my lighter. -No need!

Here's $500. Consider this our compensation for your loss.

Now get outta here!

Can I say something to my friends?

You have 30 seconds.

Thank you, sir.

They're letting me go now.

There are four packs of Marlboros under the fiower pot

and half a bottle of Coke under my bed.

Share them amongst yourselves.

And remember to put away Cherie Chung, Moon Lee,

-Jenny Tseng and Terry Hu for me. -1663! Time's up!

I'm going, sir.

Goodbye, sir. See you, sir.

Ah ha! ł want to fiy,into the sky...

Freeze!

What have I done?

Jailbreak.

This is an obvious set up!

Of course it is.

But if you cooperate with the police, you'll be out of jail,

and there's a $2 million reward.

Has World War lll started?

It's not that serious.

We just want you to help us bring back a fugitive.

Is it a cop?

A large tree has its withered branches.

He's a black sheep of the force.

Using the special branch as cover,

he stole a billion dollars worth of gems, fied to Japan,

and sought protection from a group that calls itself the Scarecrow Club.

The police can't pursue him openly,

so we need a criminal genius like you to bring him back.

Hey, can you not call me that?

I only became a crook because I was too overweight to be a cop.

I've always said that they should change the selection criteria.

Just give me the word. Are you in or out?

I'm in! But I'll need my friends to help me.

I don't care who helps you.

Just be at this address in 24 hours and wait for my orders.

How about an advance deposit?

I anticipated that.

Here.

Write down your friends' names and give them to me first.

Let's go, we can only dream.

-That movie was so good! -Yes.

Hey! Herb!

There are five decaying teeth.

Three on the top and two on the bottom.

-$3000. -What? Say that again?

-$5000. -I can't hear you.

-$7000. -I don't have that many cavities.

-Give me another price. -$10,000. That's all I have.

Fine. Give it to me.

Be careful, or your white coat will turn red.

Come in.

Doctor? Mr. Millionaire Chan is outside.

He says he's busy and wants to be seen now.

Ask him to wait for two minutes.

Mr. Millionaire Chan is here? It must be my lucky day!

Hey! He is -

Mr. Millionaire Chan, I know. With a name like that,

he must have a million or at least a hundred thousand.

-Don't be rash - -Rash? Shut up and get over there!

Please don't.

Don't?

When you cheated on me, did you think about "don't" with him?

No!

Calm down, Mr. Chan.

Please come in, Mr. Chan.

I -

-Are you Mr. Millionaire Chan? -That's right. Do you know me?

I'm a dentist, so I know all of my patients

as long as they have a tooth problem.

Then do you know this person?

She's an old fiame.

An old fiame? So you did have a thing going with her?

A thing? You mean a relationship?

-Of course! -Do you know that I also had

a relationship with her?

What relationship?

Husband and wife!

What a coincidence.

So you know you deserve to die then?

Look closer, buddy! I'm not that guy.

I dare you to tell me that's not him!

Yes, it's him.

It's moments like this where you will show your true manhood!

I have my manhood, but I really don't know you.

I'm gonna kill both of you!

-Please don't. -Out of my way!

Don't -

Freeze! Police!

Who are you?

-I'm a crook! -Good! We'll arrest the crook!

-3622! -Here!

-Take him in! -Yes, sir!

Crook? Let's go!

Don't go anywhere. The uniformed officers will be here soon.

I'm Columbus! I discovered America!

Why are you taking such a skinny dog out for a walk?

Does this look like a dog? It's a duck.

I'm talking to the duck. What's it to you?

Goodbye.

BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION

Concentrate. Mind focused.

I want you to Iay an egg.

Lay an egg.

He's crazy. Why look for him?

He's saner than you!

Look at this place. Free food, rent-free, and nothing to worry about.

Hey, he's over there.

Hey, Sandy.

It's you guys! Have we got a job?

Of course! Why else would we be looking for you?

Awesome! Awesome! We're going to be rich!

-Let's go. -Rich! My turn to be rich!

Here, take my dog!

But it's not female.

Hey, mahjong tonight.

Mahjong tonight.

Mahjong tonight!

-Mahjong tonight! -Okay.

What time?

What time?

What time?

I said, "what time?"

-I said, "what time?" -Three o'clock.

You tell the others.

Tell the others.

Tell the others.

Tell the others!

Tell the others!

-Why aren't you working? -What?

Why are you walking around and not working?

Why are you walking around and not working?

-What? -Why aren't you working?

You're too noisy. I can't hear you!

What are you doing?

He said I was slacking off, so I am.

I'm just gonna move this case around.

Lunchtime!

Hey, Roundhead used to work with you, didn't he?

Why is he working here?

I helped him out when his sister was single.

She's married now, so why bother?

Hey, buddy, where's Roundhead?

Out for lunch.

Hurry! We'll be back at work soon!

I won!

-He wins again. -It was fiying towards me!

He's over there.

Hey.

-I win again! -Shit!

It was fiying to...

Big Bro, Bigger Bro, Big Bigger Bro, Biggest Big Bro!

Forget about Coke. Come with us.

I'm off to get rich!

-Play with yourselves! -Hey, the money!

-Hey. What was that card game? -African poker.

African poker? How's it played?

Very simple. We each hold 13 cards.

Whoever's hand the fiy lands on wins.

Kidstuff, I don't know what you want us for,

but no matter what, if Roundhead's in, then I'm out.

I don't work with people with low IQs.

He's still our brother. He may be slow-witted, but he's loyal.

Loyal? More like a royal pain!

Tell him to throw himself into the street!

Roundhead, I need you to do a job, but it could be dangerous -

Say no more, brother!

I'll do anything for you, except being a crook.

I'll even risk my life!

Throw yourself into the street?

Brother, I'm now on the street!

Hey, don't read when you're driving!

Turn łeft. Turn łeft. Turn łeft!

Hey! We're gonna crash!

I've got Iucky!

Are you trying to kill us?

I'm sorry, but I'm in the wrong minibus!

Sandy! What the hell is wrong with you?

Let's deal with the outsiders first.

Kidstuff, you handle the truck driver.

I'll take care of the minibus driver.

Hey, buddy!

-What do we do now? -Calm down. Let's stick together.

We must turn the situation around and be loud and aggressive.

-Got it? -Got it.

Let's go.

Today there's no wind, and the sky is clear.

People walking on the streets, and the roads are filled with cars.

The cars come and go like the north and south winds.

The road is ahead, there's front and back. You're in front and I'm in back.

You crashed into my car, asshole!

Think before you say anything.

Hey, Herb, didn't someone crash into your car last month?

What happened to him?

He became a rug in my living room.

He has patches of hair,

and my friends thought I killed a mountain bear!

Rawhide, what happened to that guy who scratched your car?

It's pointless to bring up something that I've eaten.

-What about you, Kidstuff? -I'm more compassionate.

I put him in a jar filled with liquid and gave him to Hong Kong University.

Roundhead! Tell this guy

-how you handled situations like this. -Me?

After my car was hit, I got out of the car and apologized,

gave him all my money, and asked him to forgive me.

You asshole.

Because that situation was exactly like this one.

No way I could act tough!

Cousin, tell me what's going on.

-Are they bullying you? -Yes.

We're from the same province!

As soon as I heard the accent, I knew we were family!

Who could have thought that a single sentence

would've settled this without bloodshed?

-We apologize. -No need, we're all family.

No need to be so formal. We're at peace now!

Let's all drive away now so we won't hold up traffic!

Hey, bro.

Tell me, don't we Chaozhou folks always stick together?

Yes.

Chaozhou folks always fight for a brother.

-Right? -Yes.

Chaozhou folks always look after their own, right?

-Yes. -So, a Chaozhou guy like me

shouldn't be scared in front of all my fellow brothers, right?

Of course not!

But you're blocking my way, and I'm a little scared.

Can you let us go through?

You can go, but they can't.

Nonsense! They're from Chaozhou too!

They've just been in Hong Kong a long time and lost their accent.

They don't look like us.

-Appearances change! -Right.

Roundhead, recite a poem about the moon in a Chaozhou accent to Uncle here.

-Yes. -Recite it.

Just say something in Chaozhou-nese then.

7-Eleven!

-What? -What?

7-Eleven is all I know.

Hey buddy, what he said wasn't in the Chaozhou dialect!

See? I told you to speak more Chaozhou words like me, but you didn't!

See what happens now?

Cut the bullshit! Who do you think you Chaozhou dickheads are?

ESP my ass!

You almost got us killed!

This van was stolen. So what if we crashed it?

It's because you're all a bunch of wimps!

Right, it's all Kidstuff's fault! He bragged about fighting a hundred men,

-and he just chickened out! -Me? You should talk!

You and your "7-Eleven" almost messed us up big time!

That's enough.

-Just find someone here to blame. -Good!

Good? It's all your fault, asshole!

All you know is 7-Eleven!

But it is 7-Eleven!

Okay, no more arguing.

Forget it.

Here. Take us to this place, please.

What is this place?

It's that place.

What sort of place is it then?

I don't know. We'll know when we get there.

Hey, Kidstuff, what is this place?

I don't know. I was told by my contact to come here.

Wow, Herb. I think this house is older than you and me combined.

Definitely older than me,

but probably not older than you.

It doesn't matter if it's old.

What matters most is that it's safe.

Don't worry. A two-story fall won't kill you.

But if it's on fire? Then we'll all be dead!

We just have to be careful.

What if there's a ghost? I wouldn't be surprised if there is.

How will we know how it died?

Have you finished?

-I have. -Come on!

Bad luck leaves, good luck stays.

Wow! It's totally different inside!

Like two different worlds!

Not only that, even the color scheme suits me.

Yes, it looks like a brothel.

It definitely suits you.

-Can you help me? -With what?

If you see me staring at an object, try to break my focus.

No problem!

-Sit down. -Nice!

Kidstuff, now that we're all here, just be frank and talk to us.

Don't keep us guessing.

I don't like to use my brain.

It's just that you don't have one.

Rawhide!

Did we ever fight back in the orphanage?

They weren't fights. You were just a punching bag.

You were begging for mercy!

A man fights only for two things.

The first is a woman.

And the second is...

self-respect!

Well? Hit me then.

I can if I want to!

I'm not scared of you!

I can too.

-Don't fight, you two! -I'll hit you back!

Someone will get hurt!

-What? -What's it to you?

We'll fight for sure!

-Stop touching me! -So?

I would have hit you back if you were someone else!

-I hope you won't touch me again. -I like touching you.

-Stop touching me! -I want to.

-I am warning you! -What are you gonna do?

Turn anger to peace -

-Why did you kick me? -You said I had to break your focus!

I was trying to help them!

I'll make your stomach explode!

He's...

Thank God it's not me! His looks can give you stomachaches!

Me first!

What is it?

-It's you? -I ate those grapes,

and I have had diarrhea ever since!

How many toilets are there in this house?

There are five, but I'm using this one.

Can you tell me which side has a thicker lawn of grass?

Your right side.

Better not.

Is everyone better now?

Who are you?

I'm -

He's the sergeant who put me in jail.

That was then. Now I'm the Special Duties Unit Superintendent.

My name is Walter Tso.

Hey, Kidstuff! You set us up with the cops?

It's not my fault! Really!

You sold us out!

-Get up! -No!

It's not his fault. I forced him to do it.

So, it's nothing to do with us. Let's go.

No need to hurry.

Turn on the TV and watch the breaking news.

What news?

I don't know.

We'łł stir fry some more.

Soon the dish wiłł be ready,to serve.

Dear viewers, here's a speciał news report.

At 2.s00 P.m. today,, six masked robbers

entered the Gołden Harvest Bank in East Tsim Sha Tsui.

They,hełd the bank staff.at gunpoint and took off. with $20 miłłion.

Let's go łive with our reporter on the scene.

Do thepołice have any,łeads on the case?

Yes, even though the six robbers were ałł masked,

we have rełiabłe sources that reveałed their nicknames.

They,are Rawhide,

Sandy,, Kidstuff

Roundhead, Herb,

and Poison łvy,.

That's the end of our report.

It's got nothing to do with me! You've got to trust me!

Don't be so hasty.

I arranged all of this.

You are all fugitives now. You can't run away.

However, I am the only one who knows that you are here.

-No one knows? -Don't you worry.

Nobody else knows what has happened here except me.

Even my coming here was a secret mission.

-Really? -I, Walter Tso, swear on my soul!

Brothers, I have a suggestion.

Since no one knows that Superintendent Tso is here on his own,

let's play our usual game.

"Five Thieves Angrily Beat the Constables''?

Yes.

Help!

Stop!

Freeze! Put your hands on your head!

Luckily, I've sold my soul to the Hong Kong Police!

Or you'd have beaten me to death!

You leave me alone, and they'll leave you alone!

Deal?

-Deal. -Deal.

Good. Everything's fine here. Stand down!

Stand down!

You're a smart bunch.

You should realize you have no choice.

I won't leave you on your own.

I have a top assistant who will accompany you.

No need. The five of us can handle it.

That's right.

No way will we work with the Royal Hong Kong Police.

I don't want any collusion.

We've always been against the police.

Now you want us to cooperate? No way!

I second that!

Hi, beautiful!

Who are you looking for?

I'm Superintendent Tso's assistant.

I'm Vannis. Let me help you with your Iuggage.

-Please come in. -Thanks.

-Sir. -You're here?

But there's no point in coming now.

We all agree that with such a top assistant like yourself helping us,

the mission is already half completed.

Welcome.

-Welcome. -Welcome.

Welcome, miss!

Please have a seat.

Have a seat.

Excuse me. Sit down.

I can see it's time for me to go.

As for the details of the mission, Miss Woo will fill you in.

-Fine. -Miss Woo -

You four, see Superintendent Tso out.

No need. Who wants to move now?

Miss Woo, come over here.

-You just follow the plan. -I will.

Well, I wish you success!

Fine, you just go on home.

-Bye! -Bye!

Let me introduce myself. My name is Woo.

I'm with Royal Hong Kong Police's Special Duties Unit.

My ranking is Inspector, so you may call me Inspector Woo.

But, to cover our identities,

you better call me Poison Ivy.

So she's Poison Ivy!

Gee, I would've never guessed!

Miss Poison Ivy!

Who is it?

What is it?

Can't you hear it?

No.

I saw a dark figure enter your room.

Is he under here?

What are you doing? That's such an old trick. Get out!

Fine. You take care.

Don't move! This is a robbery!

Robbery? Really?

Shut up or I'll kill you!

What now, boss?

Don't move!

You, over there.

Get up! Get up!

Get up.

-Don't resist or they'll kill us! -Give me the rope!

Make a noise and you're dead!

-Let's see what's in here! -Don't be scared. It'll soon be over.

-Anything? -Once it's safe, I'll scream for help.

-Done! -Your turn, Sandy. Hurry up!

Hurry! Get in!

What happened?

There's been a robbery.

What? You've been robbed?

Don't worry. Let me undo the rope.

Sandy, you stay with Ivy.

I'll call the cops!

I'm here, Ivy. Don't be scared.

-Don't move! This is a robbery! -A robbery!

How dare you try to rob with me here?

-What do you want? -Move!

What do we do now, boss?

Tie them up!

Don't move!

Tighter!

Let's look in here!

Nothing in here. Let's go!

Since we're like this, how about a dance?

Dance on your head!

-What happened? -Nothing, nothing.

-We've been robbed! -Robbed?

You take care of her. I'll go call the cops.

-That wasn't enough! -Hey, where are you going?

-Get back in there! -Get changed!

Hurry, hurry!

Don't move! This is a robbery!

-What? -Another robbery?

What do you want?

Just the money, not your body. Over there!

How dare you resist, fatso? Get over there!

You're so heavy. I can't breathe!

-Don't get any ideas, fat boy! -I won't.

-There's nothing here, let's go! -Don't be scared.

-Thanks. You can go. -Help is on the way!

Oh my! What's going on?

-A robbery! -A robbery?

You protect her. I'll call the cops!

Sure, sure!

-It's your turn now. -Hurry!

-Are you okay? -Don't move! Robbery!

I'm gonna faint!

-What do we do, boss? -Tie them up!

Don't move!

It's my turn now! Finally!

What happened, Roundhead?

-Don't worry about me. Get outta here. -Looks like you've been robbed.

Poor thing! Let me undo the rope.

It must've hurt, but it's all over now.

-Thanks! -It's okay now!

Let's go and call the cops.

You moron! Who's gonna protect her then?

Get out!

Move it!

You should've screamed if you're being robbed!

I could've come in and protected you if you'd screamed.

Didn't you know I care about you the most?

Don't move! This is a robbery!

Yes, yes! This is a robbery!

-Another robbery? -Yes, another one?

Do we tie them up, boss?

Yes, but when I came in, I realized this guy is too cocky.

So I brought an extra rope to tie them up separately!

-Separately? -You think that's a good idea?

-Yes! -Yes!

No! Forget it!

You were all bundled up with her but I have to be tied separately?

I'm not playing anymore!

Roundhead, you bastard! I knew you'd betray me!

I'm not Roundhead!

You think we can't recognize you?

Nothing to do with me. Nothing happened between us, right?

-Sorry, we were only playing. -Sorry, we were only playing.

-No more games. -No more games!

Get out! All of you!

Get out!

Fooling around like this? You're totally out of line!

It's late, let's get some sleep.

Get out!

-Welcome. -Welcome.

It's late, let's get some sleep.

Sorry! We're really sorry.

-We were only playing. -We're going now.

Smile, everyone.

Ready, smile!

One more picture.

Look at us!

Will they give us a plane to fiy?

No fiying, just jerking off.

Jerking off? How?

Ask Poison Ivy.

Everyone, we can go now.

Now you know how to jerk off.

Like this?

How dare you slap me?

Always fooling around! I'll get you!

Get in!

Forget it!

You guys wait here. I'll get you checked in.

Stay here. I'm going to the restroom.

I need to drink some water.

I'll go look for chicks.

Stand here and don't walk away!

Sir? I'm sorry, but this paper is for the Telex machine.

It's not for drying your hands.

Thank you for your understanding.

Fong? Wait here. I've got to get something.

Watch where you're going!

You're the one not looking!

My eyes were occupied.

What's there for your horny eyes?

That Japanese girl is gorgeous.

How do you know she's Japanese?

Can't you tell a cabbage from a carrot?

Thanks.

Roundhead! What are you doing?

I lost 100 yen outside.

Then why are you looking for it here?

It's too dark outside!

It's so much brighter in here!

Keep searching until dawn, you idiot!

How are you gonna find it in here?

I found it! It's 100 yen!

Hey, that's my 100 yen!

We can go up.

Keep looking!

This is really nice!

Who do you think is staying here?

It's definitely not you!

I knew that.

You're all staying in this room, because this hotel is fully booked.

Even I have to stay here.

-Wow! Cool! -Wow! Cool!

So we can all sleep together?

I won't object if you want to.

Because you'll all sleep here and I'll sleep in the bedroom.

Let me help you.

Ivy, this room has two beds, so...

-So? -We shouldn't waste a bed!

Right!

Fine, one of you can have the bed.

Don't make a fool of yourself! Get out. Get out!

Sorry, Ivy, but we boys need to discuss something.

It won't take long.

Get out!

Dear brothers, we've all grown up together,

and I've now reached middle age.

There's not much of my youth left.

You can pity me or help me out,

but please let me have the bed.

Roundhead, be a good boy. You speak first.

-No. -What?

You heard him. He said no.

Say that again, Roundhead!

No, no, no!

I always give in to you!

Now I have to find a wife.

I can't let you chase my woman!

Okay, we'll settle this the old way then.

Fine!

When ł was wałkingpasty,ourhouse

You doused me with a bucket of water

The water spłashed on my,łeather shoes

Andałłthepassersby,łaughed outłoud

You didn't say,a word to me

Just stared at me with y,our a,es

Loo ła ła łoo ła

Loo ła łoo ła łoo

Loo ła ła łoo ła

Loo ła

Loo ła ła łoo ła

Where's the funny part?

I was Iaughing at you pretending to know Japanese.

Like you know it too!

I can't take this anymore! I'll bang her now!

Wait!

-How can you say such a thing? -What should I say then?

Gangbang!

Good! That's my brother!

Come on!

How can you do such a thing?

-None of your business! -Out of our way!

Ivy! They want to bang you!

You pervert! You wanna bang her?

You're sick!

-How can you even think about it? -And I thought I knew you!

You lowlife!

I'm sorry I kicked you.

It was a misunderstanding. Please forgive me.

I forgive you.

But I don't know why it still hurts so much!

Close your eyes.

Then I can't see you!

You can see me once I've rubbed this in.

-I - -Don't say a word.

That will teach you, asshole!

You're sleeping on the fioor!

The bed's got two layers. Give me one.

Move it yourself!

Do you know him?

-Ka-kui Chan? -That's right.

He's here in Japan and using the name Muscles.

Kidstuff, you -

Say no more. I'm quitting.

Ka-kui is only out for himself. You'll die for sure if you're with him!

Kidstuff, you can't let personal grudges get in the way of our mission.

It's not that I wanna back out, it's just that it's hard to work with him.

We stole sweet potatoes when we were kids.

But when we got caught, he pointed me out.

After we grew up, we were playing poker and I gave him the good cards.

He won, but he didn't split it with me.

After I told him my entire plan to rob an underground casino,

he revealed he was a cop and he even busted the joint!

And now you want me to help him?

Kidstuff, look at me!

They say that the eyes are the window to your soul.

If that's true, then can you see what's in my heart?

I'm not sure.

Come closer.

And now?

I can only see me.

And he's everything in my heart.

You're the hero in my eye.

But sadly, I've yet to see a heroic act from you.

Soon there will be one!

That's so exciting.

To be able to see a real man showing his true colors.

-My indomitable, eternal Kidstuff. -I'm here -

Don't kiss me. I haven't finished praising you yet.

You have to keep moving ahead.

So let's cooperate and eliminate the bad guys, okay?

Let's go then!

I was too aggressive!

Follow me.

In here!

Muscles?

Muscles!

Don't move, fat boy!

What are you doing here?

Meeting a girl -

Where is Muscles? Talk!

I'm looking for him too.

-Don't let anyone get away! -With just the two of us?

And me!

You're trouble wherever you go!

-It's him! -Kill them!

A gift for you!

It's been a long time, Kidstuff. How are you?

I was fine before, but not anymore.

Thank you for your help.

No need. If I'd known it was you...

Let's forget our childhood past for now.

We have an important mission here.

Let's tie them up.

Here's $200 million yen. Go and spend it.

You can't be that generous! I don't want it!

That's bait.

Here you are, sir.

Welcome.

Thanks.

Well? Have you found those two cheaters?

No, I've even checked the restrooms!

Kidstuff has always been horny. Let's order.

How may I help you, sir?

Milk, ham, and fried eggs.

-What did you say, sir? -He doesn't understand you!

Yep.

Milk, okay?

Ham...

Grilled ham. Okay?

-Fried eggs. -I understand now.

-And what would you like, sir? -Me? Coffee!

-Coffee? -Coffee.

And spaghetti Bolognese.

Meat.

Minced meat, spaghetti.

Spaghetti Bolognese!

-And you, sir? -Club sandwich.

Sam Man Chi?

In English, it's "club sandwich."

Poached Salmon?

Bread, butter.

Chicken, ham.

Bread, butter.

Eggs.

Lettuce and tomatoes, I can't do.

More bread!

With so many layers, it has got to be a club sandwich!

-Got it! -I understand.

-And you, sir? -I want -

Roundhead, you can't eat if you can't interpret it.

And you can't have what we're having.

Grapefruit juice then.

-Grapefruit juice? -Grapefruit juice?

Grapefruit...

juice! Okay?

And a sausage.

Sausage? How are you gonna interpret that?

You know "sausage" in Japanese?

I didn't say anything. I showed him.

Very good! Club sandwich! See?

All the underground casinos here are run by bosses behind the Scarecrow Club.

You must act like big shots so that they'll take the bait.

Remember, I may not be there in time to help you out.

You'll have to play it by ear.

-Yes, let's play, folks! -Please come in.

Play whatever you like.

You only have one game. Just even-odd. There's no other choice.

-I'm here if you need anything. -Fine.

-Here. -Thanks!

Excuse me, excuse me. Could these folks have these seats?

Please.

Good luck!

Rawhide, Herb, Kidstuff, Sandy, and Roundhead,

do you know how to play?

-Don't call us by our names, Poison Ivy! -Yeah!

-Please. -Please.

Hey, there's a hole.

What is it?

Two and three. Odd.

If it's that easy to see, dummy, they'd go broke!

EVEN

It's just a little.

Opening!

Two and three. Odd.

See? I told you!

Place your bets!

-Please. -Please.

Why hold on to the money? Do you wanna take it back to Hong Kong?

What is it this time?

You may not believe me, but it's odd again.

I believe you!

Opening.

Three and six. Odd.

ODD

Bet!

Excuse me.

Hey, don't go, beautiful!

If we win, we'll pay you back.

It's only the bank's money!

Can you stop scoring chicks for one second?

With this money, you can even open a farm in Hong Kong!

-Over to you. -I understand.

Pleased to meet you.

Hello, boss?

There are six Hong Kongers outside.

Judging by their names and faces,

they could be the robbers from that Hong Kong bank heist.

What should I do?

The cops are here! Get out! Get out!

Our friends from Hong Kong, this way!

Move your ass!

Thank you very much.

Here, everyone. Cheers.

I really admire what you did in Hong Kong.

The young are formidable indeed!

Our Scarecrow Club really needs young and talented members like you.

Please, enjoy yourselves!

One more dance?

No, thanks.

I now know that Japanese geisha houses are just like the Iounges in Hong Kong.

That's right! I thought they'd drink, eat, and bathe with you -

You idiot! This isn't Hong Kong.

You can say what you really want, but you can forget it.

I know what you mean.

I've already arranged some pretty girls for you.

Not bad!

-Welcome! -Welcome!

Matsumoto-San.

Those five will be fine with just eating and drinking.

They already have their hearts' desires.

I don't think they'd want their girlfriends to find out

that they're having fun outside, right?

I won't force you then.

Hold on!

"When in Rome, do what the Romans do." It's just a little bit of fun.

Even if our girlfriends find out, they would forgive us.

That's right. While you're outside in this big world,

you can hug one girl while you're thinking of another.

"Famous men have always been fiirtatious."

We won't disappoint these ladies!

I've just broken up. I need company.

Speak. Do whatever you want.

Love without lust is hard for us to go on.

Please keep enjoying yourselves. Excuse me.

-Yes. -Yes.

Come over here!

-Well? -I don't know five of the men,

but when I was in the force, I saw that fat boy with Muscles.

Don't you worry.

-Roundhead! Let's change seats! -Why?

I don't have to explain myself to you! Get over here!

Get up!

I'm afraid one of you will have to leave this comfort group for now.

You will become our members,

but you must first fulfill your obligations.

Who's going to get the money?

This is too important a task. I'm too careless to execute it.

I've always been frivolous, so I'm not suitable.

I'm mentally ill and I can snap at anytime!

Brothers,

I'm sure you won't let a dumb kid like me take on something that important!

Fine, I'll go. It was me who hid the money anyway.

Ma-chiu, give this gentleman a ride.

I understand.

Look after yourself, Poison Ivy.

I've always looked after myself.

Just go, Kidstuff! Stop acting like a Romeo!

Hurry up! "One less ghost means one less kettle."

It's "trouble"!

Whatever! Can't you wait till we leave to correct me?

Enjoy yourselves.

-Hey, Kidstuff! -Kidstuff?

-Up yours! -Up yours!

Muscles...

341617.

-Hełło? -Hello?

-Kidstuff.? -Who's this?

Łt's Muscłes! How did it go?

They're still over there. I'm back here to get the $200 million as ransom.

Not ransom. We're in the Tiger's Cave.

Whatever. So what do I do now?

-Ł'łłgivey,ou the money,. -Then hurry. I'll wait for you.

You think this is funny?

How was I supposed to know it was you coming in?

Now I know what $200 million I00ks like.

It's $100 million here, not $200 million.

Hey, you said $200 million, so why's there only $100 million?

They only want half, so why give it all to them?

Where are you making the drop?

At the fairground tomorrow.

Someone will contact me.

I knew it was the fairground.

But I just don't know where exactly.

Here. Take this lighter.

Once you light it, I'll get a signal.

Remember, as soon as you are in their hideout, notify me.

Try it.

Hey, Kidstuff!

Don't just light it whenever you want. Be on your toes!

You can stop staring. It's me, Muscles.

Come on in! Come inside the House of Horrors!

Keep it moving. You don't wanna miss this! Come on in!

Welcome!

CLOSED FOR REPAIRS. PLEASE ENJOY OUR OTHER ATTRACTIONS.

You don't scare me!

So many lanterns here!

Big ones. Round ones.

You startled me!

That's not real!

Come on if you dare!

Are you for real?

Fine, I'll play with you!

Where are my friends?

We checked out the Hong Kong robbery and the money you brought over.

And? Don't tell me...

They're both fake!

We've got stuff like this too.

-Big Head! -Yes?

Go to Mount Fuji with this lighter.

And smoke as much as you can.

And bring some matches! It's running out of gas.

Really?

You idiot!

As soon as you light it, the cops will know where we are!

Get out!

If you get caught by the cops there,

jump into the volcano and don't bother coming back!

I understand!

-Take him inside and lock him up! -Yes!

-Pack the stuff up! -Yes!

-What took you so long? -We're having so much fun!

Ivy!

Where's the other cop?

Speak up or I'll knock you out!

Not me! It's him!

You're good, Muscles.

Sleep, sleep.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me!

I said, don't hit me!

-Protect me, brother! -Don't worry!

They can't hurt you if I'm here!

What's with you?

Good boy! Get up!

-Are you okay? -I'm fine! And you?

I'm fine.

How dare you tempt us with women, asshole?

And locked us up too?

We'll hit him!

-Hit him! -Hit him!

Hit him!

-That was brave! -You missed by how much?

-Just a bit! -After him!

-Ricky! -Open the door first.

I'll take care of her.

She's too powerful.

You're on a salary too. Why work so hard?

I want a promotion, all right?

I surrender!

They're over there!

There are lots of police upstairs! Let's go!

Why? We're police too!

Oh, right!

-Get in the car! -Move!

Kidstuff? Thank you all for your help.

No need. We just don't want to ever see you again.

Get a car for them.

No need. We no longer want to ride in a police car.

You're all grown up now. Behave!

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