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During the spookiest time
of the year,
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there are a few guidelines
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all ghosts and
goblins should follow.
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Always stay on sidewalks.
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Never go to a stranger's house,
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and never go out alone.
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This was a great idea,
honey, really.
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It's just magical.
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It makes me wish every night
was Halloween.
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I'm sorry, Em.
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Wait, wait. Not yet.
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What?
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You're supposed to keep it lit.
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Why?
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I don't know, ancient tradition?
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Henry, it's Halloween,
not Hanukkah.
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- Baby, I'm lit and you're lit.
- But honey--
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But our little friend
here, his night's over.
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You know,
you should be more careful.
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There are rules.
You might upset someone.
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Oh, please. Who?
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What?
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Inside. Upstairs.
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Let's take all this crap down.
It looks like a crime scene.
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- I'll do it in the morning.
- No, you won't.
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You're gonna sleep until noon
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and then play
video games until four.
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And besides, my mom is coming
in the morning,
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and she'll have an aneurysm
if she sees this place.
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Really?
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I'll do it.
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Go inside, put on the tape.
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I hate Halloween.
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What took you guys so long?
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Happy Halloween.
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Yeah! Oh, baby!
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Emma?
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Werewolves, zombies
and demons of every variety,
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they've all descended
on the normally sleepy town
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of Warren Valley, Ohio,
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where the holiday and all
of its strange traditions
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are taken very seriously.
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It's only 8:00 and the streets
are already packed
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with costumed visitors,
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some to show off,
others to blend in,
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but all to celebrate the magical
night of Halloween,
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the one night a year
when we can pretend to be
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the scariest thing
we can think of.
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I am not wearing this.
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It's too small.
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- My tits keep popping out.
- That's the idea.
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I don't know
why we drove here
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when there are
good guys in the city.
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Fresh meat.
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It's what we do
every Halloween, Laurie.
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What happened
to trick-or-treating?
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Puberty.
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Last year
we were in Tampa.
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And went as sexy nurses.
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No, Janet,
Tampa was two years ago.
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I remember because you puked
doing a guy in his pickup.
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I ate some bad Mexican,
and it was a Jeep.
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Last year was San Diego.
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We dressed as sailors
and ended up with sailors.
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Yeah, and Maria's sailor
was a girl.
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So what? She had a nice ass.
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It all tastes the same
to me anyway.
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Ladies,
there are children out here.
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Okay, all of you come
out on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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Nice.
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- Laurie, come on out.
- No.
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- Open up.
- No.
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Open the door,
or we'll huff and we'll puff...
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Come on, seriously, open up.
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Fine, just don't laugh, okay?
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Danielle, I look like I'm five.
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Shut up, you look great.
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It's tradition.
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Great. What does tradition
say we do now?
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We meet our dates.
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Two thirty-three, 30-D.
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I mean, $234.33.
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Thanks.
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You know, this might sound
kind of forward, but,
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well, we're just in town
for a party tonight,
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and I was wondering
what time you get off work.
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Oh. Uh...
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In about 20 minutes, actually.
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Yeah? You know where
Sheep's Meadow is?
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Sure, yeah, of course.
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All right. So why don't you
meet me there in 45?
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Uh, okay, I guess.
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Don't forget your costume.
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That can't be good
for your diabetes, Charlie.
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Uh...
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Don't waste a good lie on this.
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It's just candy.
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Guess it's a good thing
I got more.
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Why don't you sit down,
stay for a minute?
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Oh, I can't. I have--
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Sit down, Charlie.
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Your problem is simple.
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You always wait for them
to come to you.
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If you just tried
a little harder,
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you wouldn't be a virgin at 22.
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What? Excuse me?
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It's practically stapled
to your forehead.
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Oh!
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Laurie, please,
do not listen to them.
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Okay, the key thing is
to just be yourself.
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Being myself hasn't
gotten me very far.
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Maybe I'm too old-fashioned,
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but I've always wanted
my first time to be--
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- No, please, don't say it.
- Special.
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Honey, listen,
we've all been there,
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but you can't hesitate.
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Watch.
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That's some big equipment
you've got there.
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- Thank you.
- I'm Maria. This is Janet.
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- And we have a small problem.
- Really?
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We've got this great party
to go to...
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But we don't have any dates.
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Here. Help yourself.
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It's for the pumpkin, not you.
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Promise.
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All of mine were dull.
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Ahh. Smashing jack-o'-lanterns?
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Stealing candy?
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It's okay.
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Believe it or not, I was just
like you when I was a kid.
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Till my dad set me straight,
that is.
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See, my dad taught me tonight
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is about respecting the dead,
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because this is the one night
that the dead,
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and all sorts of other things,
roam free...
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...and pay us a visit.
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Sorry.
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All these traditions,
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jack-o'-lanterns,
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putting on costumes,
handing out treats,
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they were started to protect us,
but nowadays...
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no one really cares.
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Yeah.
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I didn't do such a good job,
did I?
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What do you think?
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Hey.
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You okay?
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You need a root beer?
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Oh, wait.
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That's right.
There's another tradition.
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A very important one.
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Always check your candy.
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Hey.
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Trick or...
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Trick or treat!
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- We know you're in there!
- We can see you!
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- Hello!
- Just a minute!
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Wait. No!
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No. Shh! Shh!
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Great costume, Mr. Wilkins.
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Oh. Uh...
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Uh...
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Oh, right, candy.
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Thanks.
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Principal Wilkins,
do you think we might be able
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to have your jack-o'-lantern,
please?
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You're not gonna smash it,
are you?
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No, it's a scavenger hunt
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for UNICEF.
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Anything for a good cause.
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Happy Halloween.
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Yeah. Happy Halloween.
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Didn't you get one?
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We're going with that.
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Are you sure about this?
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There's gotta be one or two
extra guys there.
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- I could help you.
- Go. I'll meet you there.
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Call me if you get into trouble.
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You're turning into Mom.
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Ouch.
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- Just remember to be yourself.
- But play hard to get.
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Bye, Danielle!
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Hmmm.
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Happy Halloween.
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Daddy!
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I'm back from trick-or-treating!
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Billy. Shh.
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- Please, be quiet.
- Why?
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Because you'll
bother the neighbors.
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Now go watch Charlie Brown
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and I'll be in in a minute.
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- Charlie Brown's an asshole!
- Billy Wilkins! Language.
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Shh, shh! Uh...
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Wait, hold on.
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Come on. There you...
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Ah?
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Mmm, yeah.
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Here you go. Go get it!
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Shit.
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Spite!
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Spite!
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Get your ass in here.
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Are you finished
crapping or what?
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Who the hell is that?
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I got an NRA membership
in my pocket!
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And a shotgun
over the fireplace!
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- So, get out of here before--
- It's me, Mr. Kreeg.
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Steven, Steven Wilkins.
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What in God's name are you doing
down there, Wilkins?
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Hiding bodies?
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What did you say?
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Nothing.
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It's...
The septic tank is acting up.
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Is that what that smell is?
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I'm afraid so.
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Then fix it!
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It stinks like a dead whore
out here.
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I'm...
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...trying.
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Keep your kid out of my yard!
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Goddamn freak.
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Happy Halloween.
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Screw you!
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Daddy!
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I wanna
carve the jack-o'-lantern now,
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but I need your help
with the eyes.
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In a minute, Billy.
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And can I go to the parade
with you later?
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No, Daddy has a date.
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Oh!
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But we haven't done
anything fun together.
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How about if we make some
caramel apples,
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just like Grandpa used to?
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00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,994
How about that?
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When?
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After we carve
the jack-o'-lantern,
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but you have to be quiet.
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Okay.
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But don't forget to help me
with the eyes!
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"Daddy,
I wanna carve a pumpkin."
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"Daddy,
I wanna go to the parade."
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"Daddy,
I wish Mommy was still alive."
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Wilkins, over here!
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Help me!
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Screw you.
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Billy!
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I gotcha.
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So, can we carve it now?
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Yeah.
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Let's go downstairs.
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Let's carve a scary face
this time.
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A scary face it is.
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Wrap it around.
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But don't forget to help me
with the eyes.
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Trick or treat!
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Aren't you guys adorable?
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Thanks, Mrs. Henderson.
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That's a great costume.
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I know.
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Isn't it just "purr-fect"?
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You want a drink or something?
It'll be our little secret.
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Sure.
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No, thanks.
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- But, um...
- All right, fine.
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I'll see what I got for you.
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Actually, Mrs. Henderson,
we were sort of wondering if...
268
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,120
- ...if you might...
- Holy shit.
269
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,789
...have a jack-o'-lantern
270
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:42,625
we could borrow.
271
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,251
Here you go.
272
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,004
Now, be safe.
273
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,217
And watch out for monsters.
274
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,804
I don't even know what that was.
275
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,850
Coach Taylor was in a hot-dog
costume butt-fucking a pig.
276
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:03,270
- I think. And then--
- Chip. Let's just not.
277
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,488
- Trick or treat.
- What'd you find?
278
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,657
That's it?
279
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,243
Some asshole went down
the street smashing all of them.
280
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,619
But we have three.
281
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,871
Isn't this enough?
282
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,207
Almost.
283
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,383
Macy,
why didn't we just start here?
284
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:35,427
I didn't know she'd do this.
285
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,056
This is weird.
286
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:42,433
Is that Rhonda the retard?
287
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,727
She's not a retard,
she's an idiot savant.
288
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:45,980
Here she comes.
289
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,485
You're on, Schrader.
290
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,373
Did you carve
all these yourself?
291
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,586
Yeah. Made my costume too.
292
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,253
Like it?
293
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,422
I do.
294
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:13,841
I'm Schrader.
295
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:16,677
Rhonda.
296
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,415
Let's get another drink.
297
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,540
Henry.
298
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,251
I need help.
299
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,920
She's just drunk, baby. Come on.
300
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,899
You must really like Halloween.
301
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,734
You mean Samhain?
302
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,110
What?
303
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,029
Samhain,
also known as All Hallows' Eve,
304
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,782
also known as Halloween.
305
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,201
Pre-dating Christianity,
the Celtic holiday
306
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:30,536
was celebrated on the one night
between autumn and winter
307
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,247
when the barrier between
the living and dead was thinnest
308
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:37,377
and often involved rituals
that included human sacrifice.
309
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,342
I like your eye patch.
310
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,344
Oh.
311
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,081
Great, a rock quarry.
312
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,083
Nice way to celebrate
Halloween, Macy.
313
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,543
Why are we here?
314
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:20,045
To pay our respects to the dead.
315
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,798
What happened?
Did somebody die here?
316
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,299
Wait.
317
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,009
Is this where...?
318
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:29,095
It is, isn't it?
This is where that school--
319
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,388
Shut up, Sara.
320
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,140
The Halloween
School Bus Massacre.
321
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,517
Just don't call it that.
322
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,602
- What's she talking about?
- It's this awesome town legend.
323
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,937
There was this bus full--
324
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,440
Jesus, will you shut up
and let me tell the damn story?
325
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,610
You said a bad word.
326
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,868
It happened 30 years ago...
327
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:55,455
on a late Halloween afternoon.
328
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:07,301
A school bus was on its
usual route.
329
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,555
But this wasn't
your typical school bus...
330
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,808
and they weren't
your typical kids.
331
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,650
There were eight of them...
332
00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:25,903
and they were different.
333
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:27,738
Troubled.
334
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,489
Disturbed.
335
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,911
Every day, parents put
their dirty secrets on this bus
336
00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:37,330
to be driven to a school
miles outside of town.
337
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:40,542
3260.
338
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:44,504
3264.
339
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,508
3266.
340
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,846
But that day...
341
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:56,934
the driver
took a different route.
342
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,693
Wrong way.
343
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,612
Wrong way.
344
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,120
Wrong way.
345
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,915
And instead
of taking the students home...
346
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,920
he drove the bus
to an abandoned rock quarry.
347
00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,507
This rock quarry.
348
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,355
What the kids didn't know
was that over the years,
349
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,983
their parents
had become exhausted,
350
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,693
embarrassed.
351
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,160
And they were willing to do
anything to ease their burden.
352
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,582
So, one day,
353
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,836
the parents approached the bus
driver and made him an offer.
354
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,470
Shh.
355
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,180
With the money
they collected together,
356
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,183
they asked him
to do the unthinkable.
357
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,367
It almost worked perfectly.
358
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:39,953
Wrong way.
359
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:42,831
Wrong way.
360
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,629
Home. Home.
361
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:51,757
I wanna go home.
362
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,635
I wanna go home.
363
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:03,894
Home.
364
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,153
Home. Home.
365
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,201
Home! Go home!
366
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,329
Home.
367
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,162
The driver was never
heard from again.
368
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,056
As for the bus,
369
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,016
some say it sank so deep
370
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,768
that it couldn't be found.
371
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,189
Others say the town
just didn't want it to be found.
372
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,193
For all we know,
it's still down there...
373
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,071
and so are those kids.
374
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,414
You are so full of shit.
375
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,249
Really?
376
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,043
Then I guess you
won't mind being first.
377
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,253
First what?
378
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,296
Eight victims,
379
00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:56,923
eight jack-o'-lanterns...
380
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,177
each one
representing a lost soul.
381
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,181
So, we're going to leave them
by the side of the lake
382
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,974
as an offering to those
who died.
383
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,061
Oh.
384
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:36,796
Is that one of yours?
385
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,132
Yes.
386
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:41,509
It's very pretty.
387
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:44,471
Thank you.
388
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,535
It can only hold three...
safely.
389
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,247
I'll send the keys back up.
390
00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:12,414
You guys bring the rest.
391
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,292
Uh... Okay.
392
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,350
- Hello?
- Who's your favorite big sister?
393
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:18,356
You there?
394
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,359
Yeah. Hi.
395
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,321
So, there's a guy here
who really wants to meet you.
396
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:26,488
Is he young?
397
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:27,990
Cute?
398
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,533
Uh... Yeah.
399
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,952
Yeah, no, you could say that.
400
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,579
He's, uh,
he's really, really nice.
401
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:34,998
So, he's hideous.
402
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,251
Just get your ass over here.
Beggars can't be choosers.
403
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:44,591
Nice.
404
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:46,384
Great.
405
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,803
Not now, Andrew.
406
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,056
- Josh.
- Whatever.
407
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,647
Werewolves.
408
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,735
Very funny.
409
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,500
That bus
is around here somewhere.
410
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:20,876
I think it's over here.
411
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,295
Over where?
I can't see shit in this fog.
412
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:24,588
Think I found a dead retard.
413
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,257
- That's me, asshole.
- Like I said.
414
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,677
Both of you shut up
and keep looking.
415
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,138
There's something
moving by that rock.
416
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,391
- I can't see.
- Jesus, what is that?
417
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:37,017
Help me!
418
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,145
Sara! Where's Sara?
419
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,232
Run!
420
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,567
- Nowhere to go!
- I wanna go back up!
421
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:02,669
Macy?
422
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,796
Schrader? Sara?
423
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,649
Aren't you coming?
424
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:27,443
Okay, stay here.
425
00:41:27,444 --> 00:41:29,404
Don't let the candles go out
and they'll protect you, okay?
426
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,760
Oh, shit.
427
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,473
Is she dead?
428
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,433
Hey.
429
00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:51,856
Rhonda?
430
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,400
Rhonda?
431
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:09,957
And it was all going so well.
432
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,754
- You're all dead!
- Rhonda, calm down.
433
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,006
It was all just a trick.
434
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,425
Look, none of this is real.
435
00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:21,177
It was just a trick.
436
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,512
A bad joke.
437
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:24,806
I'd say it was a
pretty good one.
438
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:26,933
Shut up.
439
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:32,980
Here, let me see.
440
00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:38,778
Does it hurt?
441
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:49,663
Go pack everything up.
We're leaving.
442
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:50,747
Says who?
443
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,667
Macy,
she's scared out of her mind.
444
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,168
What else do you want?
445
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:00,758
Let's go.
446
00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:09,100
This one's still lit.
447
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,903
If this was all a trick, then
how did the school bus get here?
448
00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:22,572
That part's true.
449
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,824
What happened to the bus driver?
450
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,409
I don't know, Chip.
451
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,995
What?
452
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:30,747
I didn't say anything.
453
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,542
I'm not in the mood.
454
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,376
It wasn't me.
455
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,214
What is that?
456
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:51,934
Not again.
457
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,856
- Over here!
- Wait here.
458
00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:00,985
Help us!
459
00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:02,987
Schrader!
460
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:15,749
- Schrader!
- What the hell?
461
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,626
We have to go.
We have to get out of here.
462
00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:19,377
- Calm down.
- We have to go!
463
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:20,962
- Look, Macy--
- Listen to me!
464
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:23,799
We heard voices.
There are other people here.
465
00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:30,681
What is that?
466
00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,878
No! Run!
467
00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,176
Rhonda, open the gate!
468
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:09,971
- Let us in, please!
- Open the gate!
469
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,140
Open the gate, please.
470
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,275
Come on.
471
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,071
Open the gate!
472
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,995
- No! Rhonda, look at me.
- What are you doing?
473
00:48:34,996 --> 00:48:36,372
It's not a trick, it's real.
474
00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:38,749
Come back!
475
00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:41,711
Where is she going?
476
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,255
Rhonda!
477
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:07,046
I'm not in the mood,
so just come on out!
478
00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,396
Oh, my God.
She's so funny.
479
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,068
No, thanks.
480
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:33,155
She's a big girl.
She can take care of herself.
481
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,574
I wish that were true.
482
00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,869
Mom always said
she was the runt of the litter.
483
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:50,047
My, my,
484
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:53,843
what big eyes you have.
485
00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:00,348
So, where's this guy
you're setting her up with,
486
00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:01,308
the nice one?
487
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,240
Laurie.
488
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:42,475
Oh, my God.
489
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,857
Please, help me.
490
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,417
There she is.
491
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:12,505
Laurie, what's going on?
492
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,548
You're late.
493
00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:17,718
Sorry.
It took longer than I thought.
494
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:20,596
What did he do to you?
495
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,266
I listened to their advice
and played hard to get.
496
00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:25,684
He bit me.
497
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,608
Well, at least you made it.
Drink?
498
00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,568
Sure.
499
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:39,573
Come here.
500
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:44,327
Please.
501
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,913
Say "ah."
502
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,342
Huh. Not bad.
503
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:04,306
What's your name, honey?
504
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:07,225
Steven.
505
00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:09,895
- Steven?
- Steven Wilkins.
506
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,314
I'm glad you're her first,
I really am.
507
00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:14,150
I like you.
508
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,610
Who are you people?
509
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:51,729
I'm nervous.
510
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,441
Hey.
511
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,027
You're gonna be fine.
512
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,571
Just be yourself.
513
00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:24,011
It's my first time, so...
514
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,264
just bear with me.
515
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,605
What are you doing?
516
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,729
My, my,
517
00:55:57,229 --> 00:56:00,858
what big eyes you have.
518
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:43,669
Trick or... treat.
519
00:58:56,617 --> 00:58:59,035
You push it in,
you slide the food in.
520
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,121
It pops right out, okay?
521
00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:02,580
I'm gonna take this device.
522
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,499
I've done it
a few times already.
523
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,125
Inside here...
524
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:09,004
I'm gonna show the folks
how to put it on the spit rod.
525
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,671
It's so darn easy.
526
00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:13,257
I take the meat,
and all I'm gonna do
527
00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:15,259
is just center it like this.
528
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,220
It goes down.
529
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:20,765
I'll put the wheel on.
It's as simple as this.
530
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:23,684
This is about a seven-pound
pork loin roast.
531
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:25,020
I'll put it in the machine,
532
00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:28,023
I'll slide it back,
put up the window.
533
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:31,526
- You set it, and...?
- Forget it!
534
00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:35,155
Right. I'm gonna go over to the
pork loin roast over here now...
535
00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:37,783
and I'm gonna take this one out.
536
00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,408
This has been done--
537
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,535
It's only eight o'clock
538
00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:42,662
and the streets are already
packed with costumed visitors,
539
00:59:42,663 --> 00:59:45,081
some to show off,
others to blend in,
540
00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:47,542
but all to celebrate
the magical night of Halloween.
541
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,969
Baked goods and crops
were left out
542
00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,345
as offerings for the dead,
543
00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:01,264
a custom now known as
trick-or-treating.
544
01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:02,266
Christ.
545
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,101
...revolutionary. Now look.
546
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,062
Let me just start cutting this
over here so that folks can see.
547
01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:12,441
Isn't this beautiful? Look at
this over here, folks, huh?
548
01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:01,033
Happy Halloween.
549
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:06,830
Spite?
550
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:09,041
Spite?
551
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,304
Spite.
552
01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:24,973
Get your ass in here.
553
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:34,316
Are you finished
crapping or what?
554
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,947
Who the hell is that?
555
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,494
I've got an
NRA membership in my pocket...
556
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,371
and a shotgun over the
fireplace,
557
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:49,121
so get out of here before I--
558
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,833
It's me, Mr. Kreeg.
559
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,086
Steven. Steven Wilkins.
560
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:58,465
What...? What in God's name are
you doing down there, Wilkins?
561
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:02,010
Hiding bodies?
562
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,765
- What did you say?
- Nothing.
563
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:08,724
The septic tank is acting up.
564
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:09,976
Well, fix it!
565
01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,604
It stinks like a
dead whore out here.
566
01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:16,233
I'm... trying.
567
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,026
Keep your kid out of my yard!
568
01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,320
Goddamn freak.
569
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,492
Happy Halloween.
570
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,536
Screw you!
571
01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,680
Get the hell off my...!
572
01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:47,699
Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
573
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:02,339
Spite?
574
01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:37,791
Spite?
575
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,250
Who the hell are you?
576
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:36,653
Wilkins! Wilkins!
577
01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:38,615
Over here! Wilkins!
578
01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:41,034
Wilkins, help me, goddamn it!
579
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:43,620
Help me! Wilkins!
580
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,121
Help me!
581
01:10:22,302 --> 01:10:25,429
- 911, please hold.
- Hello? Hello?
582
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,393
911, what is your emergency?
583
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:34,146
Yeah,
I-- I'd-- I'd like to report...
584
01:10:34,147 --> 01:10:35,356
Hello?
585
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:38,109
Hello? Hello?
586
01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:14,145
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
587
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:05,613
Oh, no.
588
01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:01,706
Trick or treat.
589
01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:08,546
Thank you.
590
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,717
Thank you.
591
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:17,804
Thanks, Mr. Kreeg.
592
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,515
Great mummy costume.
593
01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:45,166
Thank you.
594
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,867
This was a great idea, honey.
595
01:16:20,952 --> 01:16:22,410
It's just magical.
596
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,205
It makes me wish
every night was Halloween.
597
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,375
I'm sorry, Em.
598
01:16:28,376 --> 01:16:30,127
Wait, wait. Not yet.
599
01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:32,630
What?
600
01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:34,464
You're supposed to keep it lit.
601
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:35,550
Why?
602
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,300
I don't know, ancient tradition?
603
01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,512
Henry, it's Halloween,
not Hanukkah.
604
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,806
Baby, I'm lit, and you're lit.
605
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:44,600
But your little friend here?
His night's over.
606
01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:49,813
You know, you should be
more careful. There are rules.
607
01:16:49,814 --> 01:16:51,190
You might upset someone.
608
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:53,442
Oh, please. Who?
609
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,187
Trick or treat.
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