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When I look back on mySophomore year in high school,
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I was...well...
a uniquely tragic wreck.
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In subsequent time,
there have been some,
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friend and foe alike who have cometo question this claim.
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But I come armed with proof.
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At times like these I like to thinkabout the moments
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before I go on a roller coaster
and feel the need
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to emulate announcements one mighthear while waiting in line for such a ride.
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Because what you are about to witness
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is not for the weak-of-heart,
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the easily offended
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or those individuals who sufferfrom a fragile constitution.
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If you fall into any of these categories,I would urge you:
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leave now.
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Pregnant women are cautioned as well.
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Anyway, that's me:right there, Chance Marquis.
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A name my dear departedmother thought
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apropos for the gambleshe took on having me.
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High school's a mess
for a lot of us, I realize.
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But in comparison to my mess,
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you might feel a twinge of guilt
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for ever thinking yours was
at all challenging.
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After all,
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everything's about perspective,
is it not?
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So, allow me to provide you
with some...
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...Oh but this isn't
where my story begins.
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It starts one year earlierwhen I entered
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Brickland International High Schoolas a transfer.
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My fourth new school in the last four yearsand my first time in Europe.
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Keep in mind, this was the '80s.
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Sometimes known asthe decade fashion forgot.
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Like leg warmers,
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always essential when getting readyfor first period Algebra.
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There was also a preponderance ofthin ties and mullet haircuts.
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In any case,
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even then I recognized allthis conformity as tragic.
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That one day we'd look backon the parachute pants
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and obsession over Smurfsand ask ourselves...
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Why?
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But if the fashion was nightmare-ish
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at least the music was good...
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which provided a fairly accurate soundtrack
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to the comic tragedythat was my life back then.
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I was assigned locker No. 13.
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I was assigned locker No. 13.
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It was a bad omen...and then this:
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Within minutes, it was evident,
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I was in hell...
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literally.
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We've got spirit, yes we do!
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We've got spirit and how 'bout you?!
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I think it's in my locker...
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trying to get out, apparently.
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Faggot.
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Oh really, no...
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don't feel the need to announce your
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your sexual-persuasion for my benefit.
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Not me, man. You!
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I can smell the stench all over you.
It stinks!
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Which begs the question:
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What were you just sniffing
to pick up the scent?
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Their jock-straps?
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Listen,
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here's the rule, Mr. Peanut.
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You do not speak to me unless
I give you permission.
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You understand?
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I understand.
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I'm just not going to comply.
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I did not give you permission to speak,
homo-breath!
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He is making me crabby.
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And here I thought
that was your natural state... Aahhh!
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Brad, what are you doing?
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And who's he?
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Dead meat in about 2 seconds.
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Can you like,
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pull yourself away from
your senseless terrorizing?
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We need to talk.
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Did you 'like' get permission?
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You better shut-it man!
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Oh my god, is he, like, raging again?
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You shut it too, Rachel!
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Brad, Brad...
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Come on, let's go.
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I'm telling you, Willy Wonka is history.
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Brad Harden...
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and cronies.
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I would ruminate more,
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but we'll just let Brad read his own lines,
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only in the more Neanderthal mannerbefitting his 'character'.
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Are you Chance Marquis?
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The one and only.
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Great!
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I'm Loretta Getzick,
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Devil's Advocate Senior Sports Editor...
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And you're on my team.
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Um, you know I don't really do sports.
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I know that most baseball uniforms
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are inexplicably
made of a cotton-polyester blend,
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but that's about the extent of it.
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Ah, you'll learn then.
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We have an open slot and Ms. Utterbach
assigned you.
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Well, is Ms. 'Ootle-blagh' unaware of my knack
of
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covering the daily antics of Rosemary Clooney?
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Or my witty commentaries
on student fashion tragedies?
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It was all in my resume...
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I really have no idea
what you're talking about,
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nor do I care.
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Joey,
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five hundred words on newest
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swim team member, Sara Bagshawe.
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'Is that a Dolphin in our pool?'
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Kimmie, in-depth interview with
Reichen Froman,
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the team mascot.
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Some art students made
a new devil head for the costume.
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'Too Scary or Too Merry?'
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And, a big Brickland Devil's Times
welcome to...Chance!
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Full-feature on the varsity football team.
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I know!
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We're going to see what he's made of.
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In-depth interviews with players,
coaches and fans.
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'Is this the year we win it all?'
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All what?
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Hank Hudson, Staff Photographer.
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Loretta Go-Get-Em assigned me to
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snap some shots
for your football piece.
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Where do you want to start?
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Over.
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Let me ask you this,
staff-photographer-Hank-Hudson:
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do you have knowledge
of this football?
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Football?
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Footooboo...
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Well, I know that
when they play it in America,
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they call it soccer,
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but it looks the same
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and if you touch the ball with your hands,
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they kick you out.
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Forever.
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Or do they make you a goalie...?
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What's in your case?
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What's in yours?
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I don't have one.
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One what?
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Freak.
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But curiously enough,I was warming up to him.
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Huh! Urgh!
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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If that was her way of makinga witty first- impression,
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then my guess was that thepulled-too-tight pony tail
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was cutting-off blood flow
to her brain.
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I don't 'do' tennis.
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Forty-love and deuce and shit...
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no wonder the British lost,
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can't even figure out
how to score stuff.
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The origin of scoring
is French actually,
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bastardized into English.
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Deuce for instance,
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being a corruption of 'deux',
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meaning two consecutive exchanges
needed to win.
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Now 'love' is either a vulgarisation
of the word 'l'oeuf'...
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Please, your dorkiness
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was already established with
the top-hat and cane.
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Look,
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Heretic can't see over
to this backstop.
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Which means
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I don't have to hit a stupid ball
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against a wall for 45 minutes.
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So fascinating!
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Heretic?
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Coach Hera.
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The troglodyte
from sex-reassignment hell.
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Really?
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She was a he?
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In actuality,
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who the hell knows?
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in my made-up reality,
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yes!
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I'm Chance.
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Your reality just might fascinate me.
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Twyla.
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And your pasty-white legs
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definitely repulse me.
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If the shorts weren't so dark,
the contrast would be lessened.
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Ergo, my legs would not appear
so falsely pale.
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You don't have many friends,
do you Chance?
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I just moved here.
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So far, I hate it.
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Not likely to change.
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Chance Marquis,
please report to Administration.
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Now.
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Admin's that way...
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Chance Marquis...
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Vice Principal Ophelia Smelker.
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As disturbing in-person as sheappears in her photos,
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and quite possibly the most odorous humanI've ever encountered...
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and not in a pleasing way.
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Remove the hat, please.
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Looking over your file here...
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Transfer records, report cards,
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personal items.
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Why aren't you enrolled
in our mixed choir?
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Uh, polyps.
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I beg your pardon.
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Polyps. On my vocal cords.
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I can't sing until they heal.
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What about surgery?
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It's against our religion.
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Which is...?
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Not to be discussed.
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Your permanent records show,
among other things,
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instances of misbehavior,
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insubordination and episodes of...
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channelling deceased torch singers,
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such as: Rosemary Clooney, Dionne Warwick
and Ethel Merman.
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Care to explain that one?
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I'd rather not, it's personal.
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And quite frankly,
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I don't remember because
I'm not 'au courant' when it happens.
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There's one thing you will have to explain:
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your locker.
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Destruction of school property
is a severe offense.
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As it should be.
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But my question to you would be this:
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what branch of logic do you cleave to
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that would explain why I
would destroy my own locker?
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The first day of school
is often filled with rage...
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especially for transfer students.
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V-P Smelker runs a tight ship here
at Brickland High.
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Her tolerance is low for wiseacres.
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And even lower for weirdoes.
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CAPEESH?!
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I was unaware that overweight women from theEastern block used words like 'capeesh'.
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Then Mrs. Zito split us into groups.
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I'm in the 'Alligators' for math and science.
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And where do the Alligators rank?
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Starts with an 'A', Sir. Duh! Tippy-top.
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Outstanding. Excellent!
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What's that doing on the table?
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Chance wore it to school today.
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What next, a dress?
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My dad.
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A man who never met a rulehe didn't try out at least once...
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or a firearm.
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What kind of reaction do you get when
you show up with something like that on?
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It varies.
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The people behind me get upset because
they can't see the blackboard...
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Due to the hat.
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Mostly, they just miss the point.
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Which is what, exactly?
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That my chosen expression of
individualism should be embraced,
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not ridiculed.
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Someone hit him in the head
with a tennis ball.
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Then he got sent
to the Vice Principal
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after a bully called him
a homosexual.
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Sienna,
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my real sister with the fake accent.
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I tell her everything and, quite often,live to regret it.
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Why did they send you
to the principal's office for that?
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Long story.
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She already has it out for me though.
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She's also one of the largest women
I've ever seen...
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like circus-large.
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I'm sure if she were to grow a beard,
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which I'm quite certain she's capable of-
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00:13:52,338 --> 00:13:53,236
Chance,
265
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,038
understood.
266
00:13:58,311 --> 00:14:00,142
Sounds like
you had a rough day, Cadet.
267
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,615
But I think you forgot
rule number one,
268
00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:04,383
which is: when kids call you names,
269
00:14:04,383 --> 00:14:05,451
you stand up for yourself
270
00:14:05,451 --> 00:14:06,509
like a man.
271
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:09,586
I think he needs more R-T-T.
272
00:14:10,957 --> 00:14:12,725
Retrograde Tactical Training?
273
00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:13,657
Roger that.
274
00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,356
What did you enjoy most about that?
275
00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:18,794
Jujitsu.
276
00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:19,464
Aye!
277
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,664
When I was nine.
278
00:14:23,536 --> 00:14:24,901
'Kids' aren't calling me names.
279
00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:26,498
One of them, Brad Harden,
280
00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:27,606
called me 'homo-breath,'
281
00:14:27,907 --> 00:14:29,135
but he started off with 'faggot'.
282
00:14:29,609 --> 00:14:30,507
Chance,
283
00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:33,637
you know I don't like to hear
that word in this house.
284
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:37,610
As opposed to just living with one?
285
00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:56,726
Getting settled in?
286
00:15:01,007 --> 00:15:02,065
Listen Chance,
287
00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:05,507
a unit is only as strong
as its weakest link.
288
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,571
It's my job to shore up the links.
289
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:14,177
Do you understand?
290
00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,016
Chance,
291
00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:19,922
understood?
292
00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:25,059
Lights out soon.
293
00:15:30,836 --> 00:15:32,997
I said come back here right now.
294
00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:36,133
Don't walk away from me,
we're not done discussing this!
295
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,843
Well, I'm done discussing it!
296
00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:41,404
Did you ever think that playing football
is not the answer to everything?
297
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:44,577
Then explain to me how you're
gonna pay for your tuition!
298
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:47,743
How are you gonna pay
for your studies?!
299
00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:50,356
You think its me
who's gonna pay for that!
300
00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:52,091
I don't care,
I'll figure something out!
301
00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:54,060
Don't blow this
football scholarship, Lee.
302
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,426
Start figuring that out and soon!!
303
00:16:58,491 --> 00:17:03,121
Sometimes life has a strange way of givingyou EXACTLY what you want.
304
00:17:12,471 --> 00:17:13,906
And then making you pay,
305
00:17:13,906 --> 00:17:15,237
dearly.
306
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:38,828
So, does your dad keep like,
guns and artillery at home?
307
00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:40,560
Uh, affirmative.
308
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,436
The hand-grenades are stored
in the dining buffet
309
00:17:43,436 --> 00:17:45,028
and he only loads the semi-automatics,
310
00:17:45,504 --> 00:17:47,096
but we feel very safe.
311
00:17:48,774 --> 00:17:50,609
Are you trying to piss me off on purpose?
312
00:17:50,609 --> 00:17:51,940
Because sittin' here
313
00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,880
with you two losers is doing
nothing for my reputation.
314
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,280
And, for the record...you are poison.
315
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,547
And you're... plain toxic.
316
00:18:00,686 --> 00:18:04,213
Well, your reputation, from what
I observe, is pretty much non-existent.
317
00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:06,826
So at least being seen with us,
you have fumes of relevance.
318
00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:08,088
It's a step up in my book.
319
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:13,727
Do you smell that?
320
00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:16,494
Students...
321
00:18:17,703 --> 00:18:19,432
On the bench Miss Tiller.
322
00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:21,639
Tables are not chairs.
323
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,272
Mr. Hudson,
324
00:18:30,082 --> 00:18:31,947
open your briefcase please.
325
00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:33,846
Why?
326
00:18:34,386 --> 00:18:35,921
A general inspection.
327
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,718
This is private property.
328
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,949
That's illegal search and seizure.
329
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:42,487
Not on this campus.
330
00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:45,622
This school is beholden
to a different law:
331
00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:48,532
'V-P Smelker's Law.'
332
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:50,927
OPEN IT!
333
00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:01,741
What happened to your eye?
334
00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:03,783
Nothing,
335
00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:04,943
why do you inquire?
336
00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:15,019
Could you move those?
337
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,462
Ahh, I missed
the first two days of class...
338
00:19:24,503 --> 00:19:26,767
Ms. Hughes said you
were the only solo left.
339
00:19:27,773 --> 00:19:29,638
Guess that makes us lab partners.
340
00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:33,512
Well, I pride myself on being the last
chosen, not only in sports,
341
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,571
but in combustible experiments as well.
342
00:19:38,851 --> 00:19:39,715
I'm Levi.
343
00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:41,153
Uh, Chance Marquis.
344
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,651
Chance. C-H-A-N-C-E. Chance.
345
00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:53,424
I think we're neighbors...
346
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,972
I don't suppose you'd believe
I have an identical twin brother
347
00:19:59,972 --> 00:20:01,496
who looks exactly like me...
348
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:09,304
I can show you how to rig your
cable box for the porn channels.
349
00:20:12,484 --> 00:20:14,952
Hey, forget about it -
I already have. Okay?
350
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,787
I wish my ex-girlfriend looked at me
like that a couple of times, though.
351
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:25,055
What happened to your eye?
352
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,132
Nothing.
353
00:20:27,132 --> 00:20:27,894
Why?
354
00:20:42,147 --> 00:20:43,273
Hey, Cinderfella,
355
00:20:43,782 --> 00:20:45,647
the women's locker room
is on the other side.
356
00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:51,382
Oh! Um...
Listen up sporty-type-fellas.
357
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,325
Look, I'm doing a piece on the team
358
00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:54,760
for the paper and was really, really
359
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,988
hoping for some interviews?
360
00:20:56,829 --> 00:20:58,626
You breakin' my no-talk rule again?
361
00:20:59,832 --> 00:21:01,459
Why do you have to defy me? Huh?!
362
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,102
Call me a masochist.
363
00:21:03,102 --> 00:21:04,467
I'll call you a douche-bag,
364
00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:06,730
'cuz that's what you are.
365
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:09,867
Listen up!
366
00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:12,707
As the team captain,
I'm giving a direct order here...
367
00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:15,714
Nobody talks to the douche-bag
about our team.
368
00:21:15,714 --> 00:21:16,305
You got it?
369
00:21:16,715 --> 00:21:17,807
Not one word, okay?
370
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:18,809
How come?
371
00:21:19,385 --> 00:21:21,910
Well, you see Gus man...
that's why I'm here.
372
00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:24,388
To think when your brain pauses.
373
00:21:25,891 --> 00:21:27,654
You don't want homosexuals
in your head.
374
00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:30,420
Give 'em a crack and
375
00:21:30,596 --> 00:21:32,264
you're listenin' to 'Sister Christian'
376
00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:34,858
and jerking off
to pictures of Patrick Swayze!
377
00:21:35,234 --> 00:21:36,462
Night Ranger's gay?
378
00:21:36,835 --> 00:21:38,928
Well, who knows man,
but that fuckin' song is!
379
00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:41,307
Patrick Swayze pictures?
380
00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:43,070
Or Rick Springfield,
you know whoever!
381
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:46,274
Look, the point is...
382
00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:48,709
he'll just write some girlie article
383
00:21:49,381 --> 00:21:50,871
that'll make us look like girls!
384
00:21:55,554 --> 00:21:56,612
I'm sorry fruit-fly,
385
00:21:58,691 --> 00:22:00,090
but that's the way the fudge is packed.
386
00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,931
Why do you let him call you those names?
387
00:22:15,107 --> 00:22:20,306
Well, where I show anger and agitation over
his derogatory comments regarding what I am,
388
00:22:20,713 --> 00:22:22,078
I bequeath him power, no?
389
00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:27,846
And I've deduced that since Brad's intelligence
hovers only slightly above that of burnt toast,
390
00:22:28,854 --> 00:22:30,583
why give him that kind of control over me?
391
00:23:10,229 --> 00:23:12,697
The 'Split Infinitives' ladies and gentlemen.
392
00:23:13,832 --> 00:23:14,856
Not bad, huh?
393
00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:16,332
A back-beat would help.
394
00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:18,196
Drummer's taking a leak.
395
00:23:19,671 --> 00:23:20,399
What do you think?
396
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:23,342
Ah, I... I think,
397
00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:25,071
Foreigner songs
are better left to... Foreigner?
398
00:23:25,344 --> 00:23:26,675
That wasn't Foreigner.
399
00:23:27,046 --> 00:23:28,707
Do you ever cover the Carpenters?
400
00:23:29,014 --> 00:23:30,675
Karen has a lovely voice.
401
00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:39,351
Hey! What's the faggot doing here?
402
00:23:43,228 --> 00:23:44,661
Your band is dreadful.
403
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:47,421
But they're actually
a lot better without you!
404
00:23:50,736 --> 00:23:51,600
A real cute kid.
405
00:24:04,716 --> 00:24:05,944
Take a chill-pill,
406
00:24:06,518 --> 00:24:09,681
you'll totally smell her before
she gets within 50 yards.
407
00:24:09,888 --> 00:24:11,321
A hundred if we're downwind.
408
00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:13,821
She's in my nightmares.
409
00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:17,022
She IS my nightmares...
410
00:24:18,297 --> 00:24:21,323
Hey, you guys wanna go into
the city this weekend?
411
00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:23,160
I have this day-long photo project,
412
00:24:23,435 --> 00:24:24,303
what I have to do, see,
413
00:24:24,303 --> 00:24:26,872
is take a picture
every hour of the same thing and-
414
00:24:26,872 --> 00:24:28,841
Okay. We'll go.
415
00:24:28,841 --> 00:24:30,206
And for future reference,
416
00:24:30,409 --> 00:24:33,139
we don't care that much about
your photo projects.
417
00:24:33,412 --> 00:24:34,606
So fascinating!
418
00:24:55,434 --> 00:24:56,458
Can I just ask:
419
00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:59,603
what's proper protocol should this
vehicle spontaneously combust?
420
00:25:00,072 --> 00:25:02,274
Look Prince Weird-Clothes,
421
00:25:02,274 --> 00:25:05,732
if his highness would rather walk,
I can pull over right now.
422
00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:07,170
Zip it...
423
00:25:49,188 --> 00:25:50,450
Finally.
424
00:25:50,556 --> 00:25:52,353
Can we do something interesting now?
425
00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:54,447
I thought we were.
426
00:25:54,927 --> 00:25:56,622
Do we look interested?
427
00:25:57,729 --> 00:25:59,031
It's sort of hard to tell,
428
00:25:59,031 --> 00:26:02,000
cuz the two of you never look
interested in anything.
429
00:26:05,604 --> 00:26:06,798
I have an idea...
430
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:10,070
I'm just not sure if two of you
are man enough...
431
00:26:11,009 --> 00:26:11,907
Are you?
432
00:26:13,278 --> 00:26:14,846
Agreed. Stupid question.
433
00:26:14,846 --> 00:26:16,541
Of course you are, Sir.
434
00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:19,242
C'mon girls.
435
00:26:20,052 --> 00:26:22,282
This looks like a nice
upscale neighborhood.
436
00:26:23,155 --> 00:26:24,489
Look out for the curve...
437
00:26:24,489 --> 00:26:26,047
Relax... I'm parking.
438
00:26:38,737 --> 00:26:40,534
Those things will kill you.
439
00:26:41,006 --> 00:26:43,065
They're much like dark alleys that way.
440
00:26:45,277 --> 00:26:47,609
Club Red and Blue.
441
00:26:47,879 --> 00:26:49,281
Twenty-one and over.
442
00:26:49,281 --> 00:26:50,908
So we're going in the side entrance.
443
00:26:51,516 --> 00:26:52,278
With what?
444
00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,612
A battering ram and fake police badges?
445
00:26:56,321 --> 00:26:57,754
C'mon, just follow me.
446
00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:00,282
What kind of club is this?
447
00:27:00,592 --> 00:27:01,616
You'll see.
448
00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:09,131
Hey Sasha.
449
00:27:09,434 --> 00:27:11,299
Hi Twyla, how are you?
450
00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:12,571
I'm sixteen,
451
00:27:12,571 --> 00:27:14,971
in high school
and I got two losers in-tow.
452
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,044
Life just continues
to suck big ostrich eggs.
453
00:27:19,044 --> 00:27:20,068
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
454
00:29:28,874 --> 00:29:30,239
You lost, sweetie?
455
00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:32,174
Help me with the dress, will you.
456
00:29:51,096 --> 00:29:52,461
So schoolboy,
457
00:29:52,597 --> 00:29:53,894
how do they call you?
458
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,258
Chance Marquis.
459
00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:57,093
Claire Vuoyant.
460
00:29:57,936 --> 00:29:59,426
What a fabulous name.
461
00:29:59,871 --> 00:30:02,101
Give my regards
to the angel who named you.
462
00:30:02,774 --> 00:30:04,742
That would be my dear-departed mother.
463
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:05,908
May she rest in peace.
464
00:30:07,779 --> 00:30:08,677
Claire Vuoyant,
465
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,774
I like it.
466
00:30:10,282 --> 00:30:11,613
I can see queerly now!
467
00:30:13,785 --> 00:30:15,548
So, how old are you?
468
00:30:16,354 --> 00:30:17,548
Uh...twenty-two.
469
00:30:17,789 --> 00:30:20,485
Yeah, right. Six years from now, baby.
470
00:30:20,826 --> 00:30:23,056
Hum ! You don't bullshit a drag,
471
00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:25,795
especially when she's known for her
precognitive powers.
472
00:30:25,997 --> 00:30:28,932
It only leads to a heartache
and a sore rear.
473
00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:32,265
I think we're scaring
Oliver Twist over here, ladies!
474
00:30:32,704 --> 00:30:33,830
I'm not scared.
475
00:30:38,743 --> 00:30:42,047
Good, because with a little glitter
and a fabulous dress
476
00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:43,571
get your britches in a twist,
477
00:30:43,715 --> 00:30:46,309
you'll positively faint
when Lily Pad over there,
478
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:47,850
takes her thong off.
479
00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:51,416
You were great out there tonight.
480
00:30:51,556 --> 00:30:53,183
Thank you, Rex Reed.
481
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,821
Oh, don't mention the hair?
482
00:30:56,962 --> 00:30:59,692
The dress?
The dress was a star tonight!
483
00:31:00,432 --> 00:31:02,764
The whole package was astounding.
484
00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:06,128
Well, if done correctly,
the package was invisible.
485
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,504
Where's Chance?
486
00:31:09,774 --> 00:31:10,934
He was right behind me.
487
00:31:11,076 --> 00:31:12,441
Go find him!
488
00:31:13,144 --> 00:31:14,270
What're you going to do?
489
00:31:14,813 --> 00:31:16,542
Wait. Have a cigarette.
490
00:31:16,982 --> 00:31:19,246
Ponder why dweebs are drawn to me.
491
00:31:22,587 --> 00:31:24,521
Well, you don't learn it, per se.
492
00:31:25,156 --> 00:31:27,624
It's more like...
it just pops out one day.
493
00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:29,358
Then you refine.
494
00:31:29,728 --> 00:31:31,992
Find the right dress, the right song,
495
00:31:32,297 --> 00:31:35,425
right name, and then you practice
till your feet bleed.
496
00:31:36,201 --> 00:31:36,758
Bitch,
497
00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:39,070
your feet wouldn't bleed if you'd admit
498
00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:43,632
to their actual big-ass largeness
and stop wearing size-sixes.
499
00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:48,409
Lily, until you stop menstruating,
talk to the hand!
500
00:31:49,648 --> 00:31:51,683
You're all so sassy and sarcastic,
501
00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:53,913
but no one retaliates
in a truly harmful way.
502
00:31:56,388 --> 00:31:57,878
I saw that bitch!
503
00:31:58,256 --> 00:32:01,248
Don't make me replace your
crack with baking soda!
504
00:32:04,529 --> 00:32:05,427
Chance?
505
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:08,928
Here,
506
00:32:09,935 --> 00:32:11,232
you should try it some time.
507
00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:12,766
I think you'd be a natural.
508
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:19,009
Just remember, Chance,
509
00:32:19,678 --> 00:32:20,940
this is an illusion.
510
00:32:21,079 --> 00:32:23,240
You have to make everyone believe.
511
00:32:24,549 --> 00:32:25,982
Starting with yourself.
512
00:32:50,909 --> 00:32:54,379
No-no, if you wait to jump
a half-second longer,
513
00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:56,711
the frog can make it across
in a straight shot, but--
514
00:32:56,781 --> 00:32:58,043
Hey, Tinkerbell!
515
00:33:00,385 --> 00:33:01,852
So how's the story going, man?
516
00:33:02,153 --> 00:33:02,881
You want a quote?
517
00:33:04,956 --> 00:33:05,718
Yup.
518
00:33:06,691 --> 00:33:08,318
Someday soon,
519
00:33:09,227 --> 00:33:10,717
when you least expect it,
520
00:33:11,329 --> 00:33:14,162
I am gonna totally kick
your fairy-ass.
521
00:33:15,734 --> 00:33:17,099
Brad, can we go?
522
00:33:17,702 --> 00:33:18,903
Just screwin' with him baby,
523
00:33:18,903 --> 00:33:20,063
just screwin' with him.
524
00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:25,202
Hmmm.... peanuts,
don't mind if I do.
525
00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:32,644
You familiar with the concept of REVENGE?
526
00:33:32,817 --> 00:33:36,753
Yeah, ever since Judy Hatteberg
appropriated my chalk in kindergarten.
527
00:33:37,822 --> 00:33:38,948
She paid.
528
00:33:40,425 --> 00:33:42,994
You're a shark, and Brad's the remora,
529
00:33:42,994 --> 00:33:46,327
suctioned to you tighter than spandex
on David Lee Roth.
530
00:33:47,032 --> 00:33:49,933
So, there's only one thing to do:
531
00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:51,636
grab it by its tail,
532
00:33:51,636 --> 00:33:54,036
rip it from your flesh
and then SMASH IT!
533
00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:02,276
High school is like Darwinism in a test tube:
survival of the fittest.
534
00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:06,208
Only here, because Brad outweighs
you by fifty pounds,
535
00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:09,149
fit equals smart.
536
00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:13,787
Hey Chance,
537
00:34:15,193 --> 00:34:18,060
you still need someone to interview
for your story?
538
00:34:18,496 --> 00:34:19,224
Why?
539
00:34:19,531 --> 00:34:20,932
Did you take pity on me and convince your
540
00:34:20,932 --> 00:34:23,799
best friend and favorite drummer,
Brad Harden, to sit for an interview?
541
00:34:23,935 --> 00:34:25,266
Brad hates you.
542
00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:28,598
Besides, the only thing
that convinces Brad of anything
543
00:34:29,107 --> 00:34:29,869
is Brad.
544
00:34:30,475 --> 00:34:31,373
Or Toni.
545
00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:34,443
But even then, it's only when
she's denying him sex.
546
00:34:36,748 --> 00:34:40,582
Anyway, I was thinkin' you
could interview me.
547
00:34:42,153 --> 00:34:45,350
Well, I hate to point out the fact that
you might be as dense as a redwood, Levi,
548
00:34:45,490 --> 00:34:47,759
but I need to interview someone who
actually plays on the team.
549
00:34:47,759 --> 00:34:49,488
Ergo, not you.
550
00:34:49,594 --> 00:34:51,084
I appreciate the insult.
551
00:34:51,496 --> 00:34:52,360
What insult?
552
00:34:52,630 --> 00:34:54,799
I'm a first-string forward.
553
00:34:54,799 --> 00:34:56,801
I haven't been practicing
because of a knee injury,
554
00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:58,928
but it should be okay by
the season opener.
555
00:34:59,070 --> 00:34:59,771
Wait, wait... What?
556
00:34:59,771 --> 00:35:01,636
You're getting around
to telling me this, now?
557
00:35:02,173 --> 00:35:04,641
I thought you'd appreciate the,
you know...
558
00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:06,475
dramatic pause.
559
00:35:07,946 --> 00:35:08,674
Why?
560
00:35:09,147 --> 00:35:11,980
Aren't your people all into
drama and stuff?
561
00:35:12,784 --> 00:35:16,481
You're so correct, right up there with
gingham and party-planning.
562
00:35:16,721 --> 00:35:20,020
My 'people' are also into
the fashionably ironic,
563
00:35:20,525 --> 00:35:22,516
but I'll make an exception in your case.
564
00:35:27,232 --> 00:35:29,700
Hey! I can be ironic!
565
00:35:34,572 --> 00:35:36,563
Dang, is this inside out?
566
00:35:40,311 --> 00:35:41,608
What's your favorite kind of music?
567
00:35:42,447 --> 00:35:43,379
I like lots of music.
568
00:35:45,116 --> 00:35:47,584
Correction. I love music.
569
00:35:50,955 --> 00:35:52,582
When is your band playing next?
570
00:35:57,495 --> 00:35:59,861
'Seventh Annual
Battle-of-the-High-School-Bands'
571
00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:03,468
The winner gets one-free-week studio time,
572
00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:07,234
and a guaranteed listen of their music by
some big London music producer.
573
00:36:07,572 --> 00:36:08,869
Pretty sweet, huh?
574
00:36:09,674 --> 00:36:11,301
I think we have a real shot.
575
00:36:12,477 --> 00:36:14,104
Who, 'we'?
576
00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:16,138
The Split-Infinitives!
577
00:36:16,347 --> 00:36:17,939
We're gonna rock the shit.
578
00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:21,508
Can I be honest with you, Chance?
579
00:36:22,053 --> 00:36:24,385
Music is my life.
580
00:36:24,823 --> 00:36:25,755
It's everything.
581
00:36:26,357 --> 00:36:28,188
I can feel it, in my soul.
582
00:36:28,626 --> 00:36:29,251
You know?
583
00:36:30,929 --> 00:36:32,089
Well, can I be honest with you?
584
00:36:33,298 --> 00:36:34,731
From what I heard, your band is...
585
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,728
how do I best put this:
586
00:36:37,569 --> 00:36:38,558
God-awful.
587
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,997
Fetid. Pedicular.
588
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,667
And by pedicular, I mean lousy.
589
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,706
I don't expect you to get it.
590
00:36:46,077 --> 00:36:47,745
People who feel the music,
591
00:36:47,745 --> 00:36:49,144
who can't live without it,
592
00:36:49,347 --> 00:36:50,314
they get it.
593
00:36:51,249 --> 00:36:52,511
Besides, we'll get better.
594
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:53,685
Levi?
595
00:36:53,685 --> 00:36:55,050
Oh, didn't know you had company.
596
00:36:55,453 --> 00:36:56,254
This is Chance.
597
00:36:56,254 --> 00:36:57,243
He lives next door.
598
00:36:57,655 --> 00:36:59,145
How's the knee, you run today?
599
00:37:01,893 --> 00:37:04,225
Chance is writing an article on the team
for the school paper.
600
00:37:04,762 --> 00:37:05,660
That right?
601
00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:07,398
Lee's the best!
602
00:37:07,398 --> 00:37:10,561
He's gonna have U.S. university recruiters
salivating over him this year,
603
00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:12,169
right, Lee?
604
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:14,229
Right, Dad.
605
00:37:21,479 --> 00:37:24,880
The rain in Spain
flows mainly in the plain...
606
00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:31,179
Braid my hair?
607
00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:34,592
'Split Infinitives'
608
00:37:34,592 --> 00:37:36,995
- that's a stupid name for a band, I think.
609
00:37:36,995 --> 00:37:38,895
You're a way better singer than he is.
610
00:37:40,465 --> 00:37:41,866
How is it you state things with such
611
00:37:41,866 --> 00:37:43,834
atypical certainty and authority?
612
00:37:44,502 --> 00:37:46,402
And in such a flawless, bogus accent?
613
00:37:48,006 --> 00:37:49,906
It's like you know exactly what everyone
should be doing...
614
00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:52,135
Or what they should be.
615
00:37:53,211 --> 00:37:54,701
Not what, who.
616
00:37:55,146 --> 00:37:57,080
For instance, I am a beauty queen.
617
00:37:57,282 --> 00:37:59,017
Do I push that away? No,
618
00:37:59,017 --> 00:38:00,109
I embrace it.
619
00:38:00,451 --> 00:38:03,011
And mastering this accent is the
final piece in the puzzle...
620
00:38:03,288 --> 00:38:05,552
that is, Miss U.K. Junior
twelve-and-under.
621
00:38:07,558 --> 00:38:09,253
Everyone should embrace who they are.
622
00:38:09,794 --> 00:38:10,886
Including you.
623
00:38:13,431 --> 00:38:14,832
Well, you'll learn as you get older,
624
00:38:14,832 --> 00:38:16,527
you actually know less about who you are.
625
00:38:19,137 --> 00:38:20,438
That's just silly talk.
626
00:38:20,438 --> 00:38:21,572
I know who you are.
627
00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:22,698
And what you should be.
628
00:38:26,678 --> 00:38:27,667
There you go.
629
00:38:29,447 --> 00:38:30,277
Thanks!
630
00:39:06,217 --> 00:39:07,952
Bee-rilliant!
631
00:39:07,952 --> 00:39:10,855
You really came through, Chance.
Good job!
632
00:39:10,855 --> 00:39:14,655
Hank, your photos are totally wicked!
633
00:39:15,493 --> 00:39:18,690
I think the team's going to read it
and be inspired.
634
00:39:19,163 --> 00:39:21,358
It's going to be a good season!
635
00:39:24,402 --> 00:39:25,869
They're going to blow.
636
00:39:26,204 --> 00:39:27,671
Most assuredly.
637
00:39:33,378 --> 00:39:34,709
Brilliant!
638
00:39:36,814 --> 00:39:38,247
Good to have your bender back.
639
00:39:38,449 --> 00:39:39,416
Yeah.
640
00:39:40,651 --> 00:39:42,778
So uh... I gotta ask,
641
00:39:43,021 --> 00:39:44,113
what were you thinking?
642
00:39:45,723 --> 00:39:47,987
You know, talkin' to
the jack-off for his story?
643
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,661
It's just a stupid article, who cares?
644
00:39:50,661 --> 00:39:52,390
Well, everyone man.
645
00:39:53,064 --> 00:39:54,326
And now it's in print.
646
00:39:54,532 --> 00:39:55,362
Forever.
647
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,869
Look, I don't know if you noticed lately,
648
00:39:57,869 --> 00:39:59,200
but we are the shit around here.
649
00:39:59,437 --> 00:40:03,066
Gods, man. And I've worked way too hard
to let you throw that away
650
00:40:03,408 --> 00:40:05,740
by hanging with some
lunatic-fringe fairy-queen.
651
00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:08,107
He's turning you into a joke, Levi.
652
00:40:08,579 --> 00:40:09,841
And you don't even see it.
653
00:40:10,148 --> 00:40:11,376
You give him too much credit.
654
00:40:11,549 --> 00:40:13,073
No, the credit's all yours!
655
00:40:15,319 --> 00:40:16,581
Stay away from him, man.
656
00:40:18,423 --> 00:40:19,583
Is that a threat?
657
00:40:31,636 --> 00:40:32,933
What are you looking for?
658
00:40:33,905 --> 00:40:35,338
A little peace and quiet.
659
00:40:44,849 --> 00:40:46,146
This was her favorite.
660
00:40:46,818 --> 00:40:48,183
It's beautifully crafted.
661
00:40:48,553 --> 00:40:49,952
Look at the beading detail.
662
00:40:50,655 --> 00:40:51,883
A timeless fashion.
663
00:40:52,256 --> 00:40:53,348
Exquisite...
664
00:40:55,927 --> 00:40:57,827
Why are you looking through
Mom's old dresses?
665
00:40:59,664 --> 00:41:01,131
Don't you have
a tiara to polish?
666
00:41:08,739 --> 00:41:09,364
Hey, Levi.
667
00:41:09,841 --> 00:41:12,605
I just wanted to say thanks again,
for aiding me with my article.
668
00:41:13,244 --> 00:41:15,906
I thought you might like some of Hank's
photos of you at soccer practice...
669
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,274
Uh, hello?
670
00:41:17,849 --> 00:41:19,339
Thanks, but I'll pass.
671
00:42:17,575 --> 00:42:19,167
Chance do you have a--
672
00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:20,838
Close the door!
673
00:42:31,055 --> 00:42:32,022
It's not bad...
674
00:42:39,163 --> 00:42:41,154
Have you ever heard of lip-liner?
675
00:42:41,666 --> 00:42:42,724
Hello?!
676
00:42:42,934 --> 00:42:45,300
If Cyndi Lauper can manage it,
so can you.
677
00:42:57,982 --> 00:42:59,882
Your foundation is a tad uneven.
678
00:43:03,387 --> 00:43:05,321
Is this your outfit for school tomorrow?
679
00:43:09,527 --> 00:43:10,926
You're going to enter?
680
00:43:11,829 --> 00:43:13,888
Teenagers get to do all the fun stuff.
681
00:43:15,032 --> 00:43:18,024
I don't know how much fun it'll be
after ten minutes in heels.
682
00:43:18,836 --> 00:43:20,599
I can show you wear to put band-aids.
683
00:43:20,871 --> 00:43:22,600
They'll keep your feet from blistering.
684
00:43:24,108 --> 00:43:26,167
Hey, don't tell anyone about this.
685
00:43:26,577 --> 00:43:27,976
Especially not Sir.
686
00:43:28,846 --> 00:43:30,370
If anyone I know sees me like this,
687
00:43:30,615 --> 00:43:31,741
I am done for.
688
00:43:33,684 --> 00:43:35,447
No matter how well I pull it off.
689
00:43:41,192 --> 00:43:43,160
Jesus and Mary
and our Commander-in-Chief,
690
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,961
Ronald Reagan!
691
00:43:43,961 --> 00:43:45,292
What the hell are we doing here?!
692
00:43:49,734 --> 00:43:50,792
Is that your mother's dress?
693
00:43:51,269 --> 00:43:52,531
It shouldn't go to waste.
694
00:43:52,837 --> 00:43:54,065
I did his make-up.
695
00:43:54,572 --> 00:43:57,006
Well, you did a very nice job, Honey...
696
00:43:59,243 --> 00:44:00,505
Okay.
697
00:44:04,682 --> 00:44:06,513
He wanted to spare your feelings,
698
00:44:06,884 --> 00:44:08,545
but truthfully, I could tell...
699
00:44:09,387 --> 00:44:11,116
he thinks your eye shadow is too dark.
700
00:44:12,723 --> 00:44:15,248
Doesn't anyone ever knock in this house?
701
00:45:30,601 --> 00:45:33,263
The Debbie-Gibson-Red
is definitely your color.
702
00:45:38,476 --> 00:45:39,875
Stay calm.
703
00:45:40,044 --> 00:45:44,615
Sasha means well, he thinks he can find for
every queen her name and 'inner song'.
704
00:45:44,615 --> 00:45:46,446
It only should take a second.
705
00:45:47,418 --> 00:45:48,510
Pepper Madison.
706
00:45:48,786 --> 00:45:49,718
Dancing Queen!
707
00:45:50,521 --> 00:45:51,453
Are you sure?
708
00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:54,558
Listen to me Pepper,
if you sing 'Dancing Queen'
709
00:45:54,558 --> 00:45:56,788
you will be the star performer of the night.
710
00:45:57,862 --> 00:45:59,659
I might even make you a regular.
711
00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:03,768
I didn't practice Dancing Queen.
712
00:46:03,768 --> 00:46:07,226
Don't worry, Sasha means well,
but he's a little bit funny in the head.
713
00:46:07,638 --> 00:46:10,198
He always want us to sing 'Dancing Queen.'
714
00:46:12,176 --> 00:46:13,200
Are you nervous?
715
00:46:14,111 --> 00:46:14,873
A little bit...
716
00:46:15,112 --> 00:46:15,780
Yeah...
717
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:17,213
Okay, a lotta bit.
718
00:46:17,681 --> 00:46:19,083
Don't worry. Butterflies are good.
719
00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,209
But think about this:
720
00:46:20,651 --> 00:46:22,346
failure is not an option.
721
00:46:22,887 --> 00:46:25,890
And whatever you do tonight
don't turn on the mic.
722
00:46:25,890 --> 00:46:26,754
Ok?
723
00:46:26,991 --> 00:46:28,788
But you'll be a star tonight.
724
00:47:17,007 --> 00:47:19,343
Claire Vuoyant everyone...
725
00:47:19,343 --> 00:47:20,640
always hard to top.
726
00:47:21,078 --> 00:47:25,349
In fact, I have it on good authority
she has her ass tattooed:
727
00:47:25,349 --> 00:47:26,873
'No Entry.'
728
00:47:27,351 --> 00:47:29,080
'For eight-inches and under.'
729
00:47:30,521 --> 00:47:33,081
Okay, let's keep this train-wreck
of a night going.
730
00:47:33,624 --> 00:47:36,393
Next up is a first-timer, so ladies,
731
00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:39,021
keep those beer bottles in your
mouths where they belong.
732
00:47:39,563 --> 00:47:43,021
Here she is: Lucky Chance!
733
00:48:30,648 --> 00:48:32,980
I was bom to run
734
00:48:33,484 --> 00:48:35,543
I was born to dream
735
00:48:36,086 --> 00:48:38,520
Craziest boy you've ever seen
736
00:48:39,156 --> 00:48:41,488
I've gotta do it my way
737
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,858
Or no way at all
738
00:48:45,729 --> 00:48:48,357
And I was here to please
739
00:48:48,933 --> 00:48:50,798
I'm even on my knees
740
00:48:51,001 --> 00:48:53,765
Making love to whoever I please
741
00:48:54,171 --> 00:48:56,833
I've gotta do it my way
742
00:48:57,441 --> 00:48:59,773
Or no way at all
743
00:49:00,477 --> 00:49:02,707
And then you came around
744
00:49:03,013 --> 00:49:04,844
Tryin' to tie me down
745
00:49:05,215 --> 00:49:07,046
I was such a clown
746
00:49:07,618 --> 00:49:10,018
You had to have it your way
747
00:49:10,821 --> 00:49:13,016
Or no way at all
748
00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:17,617
Why don't you turn me loose
749
00:49:18,395 --> 00:49:21,558
Turn me loose, turn me loose
750
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,398
I've gotta have it my way
751
00:49:27,237 --> 00:49:29,569
Or no way at all
752
00:49:30,608 --> 00:49:33,702
Why don't you turn me loose
753
00:49:34,244 --> 00:49:37,839
Turn me loose, turn me loose
754
00:49:38,983 --> 00:49:41,543
I've gotta have it my way
755
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:45,420
Or no way at all
756
00:49:47,524 --> 00:49:49,927
And I'm here to please
757
00:49:49,927 --> 00:49:52,062
Even on my knees
758
00:49:52,062 --> 00:49:54,963
Making love to whoever I please
759
00:49:55,499 --> 00:49:58,161
I've gotta do it my way
760
00:50:49,553 --> 00:50:50,542
What's going on?
761
00:50:52,723 --> 00:50:54,714
The Split Infinitives have officially...
762
00:50:55,826 --> 00:50:56,554
split.
763
00:50:58,228 --> 00:50:59,957
Grammar police cracking down?
764
00:51:01,699 --> 00:51:03,724
Look Chance, I don't mean
to be a jerk or nothing, but--
765
00:51:04,034 --> 00:51:06,059
But you just decided to be one anyway.
766
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,408
Listen, I can't really hang with you anymore.
767
00:51:12,643 --> 00:51:15,145
My dad's being a hard-ass about football,
768
00:51:15,145 --> 00:51:17,306
and concentrating on getting a scholarship.
769
00:51:18,949 --> 00:51:20,507
That's why he made you quit the band?
770
00:51:22,686 --> 00:51:25,154
What happened to your whole
'music is my life' mantra?
771
00:51:26,223 --> 00:51:26,882
Well,
772
00:51:27,691 --> 00:51:29,955
it's like you said, we're...
What was it?
773
00:51:30,427 --> 00:51:31,223
Pedicular?
774
00:51:32,863 --> 00:51:34,023
So, no big loss.
775
00:51:34,965 --> 00:51:37,934
I don't know a meteor could hit the earth,
causing you to get better.
776
00:51:38,769 --> 00:51:40,259
I think I saw it once in an Ed Wood film.
777
00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:45,906
I know the real reason you
don't want to be seen with me.
778
00:51:47,144 --> 00:51:48,133
It's not what you think.
779
00:51:48,812 --> 00:51:50,006
I don't care that you dig guys.
780
00:51:52,449 --> 00:51:53,746
I believe that.
781
00:51:54,952 --> 00:51:56,852
But you do care
if other people think you do...
782
00:51:58,288 --> 00:51:59,721
by way of association.
783
00:52:01,725 --> 00:52:03,886
I never realized Brad had
so much sway over you.
784
00:52:05,395 --> 00:52:06,964
Usually the drummer is the most expendable.
785
00:52:06,964 --> 00:52:08,665
Look, I don't expect you to get it.
786
00:52:08,665 --> 00:52:09,927
There's a news flash.
787
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:11,829
You don't expect me to get much, do you?
788
00:52:12,503 --> 00:52:14,903
Continually underestimating me
for some unknown reason.
789
00:52:17,374 --> 00:52:19,076
You're not as complicated
as you think you are.
790
00:52:19,076 --> 00:52:20,065
How the hell would you know?
791
00:52:20,711 --> 00:52:21,939
I'm a teenager, too.
792
00:52:23,046 --> 00:52:24,809
And infinitely
more complicated than you.
793
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:27,080
Is that so?
794
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,711
I don't see any dresses in your closet.
795
00:52:36,093 --> 00:52:37,060
It's okay.
796
00:52:38,428 --> 00:52:40,123
Guys like you are never friends
with the likes of me.
797
00:52:41,298 --> 00:52:43,198
So in that regard,
you turned out true to form.
798
00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:47,034
Ouch.
799
00:52:50,941 --> 00:52:53,000
Someday, you're gonna have
to stand up to people.
800
00:52:54,478 --> 00:52:55,467
People like Brad...
801
00:52:56,914 --> 00:52:57,744
like your father.
802
00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:01,414
Eventually maybe even yourself.
803
00:53:21,171 --> 00:53:24,140
So, how's your
revenge-on-Brad plan coming?
804
00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:26,069
Yeah, what you got?
805
00:53:27,110 --> 00:53:28,042
A headache.
806
00:53:28,745 --> 00:53:30,480
Besides, I think
he's forgotten about me.
807
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,175
I'm off his radar.
808
00:53:34,952 --> 00:53:35,850
Jerk!
809
00:53:36,186 --> 00:53:36,811
Hey!
810
00:53:37,254 --> 00:53:38,118
Look, Whoopi,
811
00:53:38,722 --> 00:53:41,691
it ain't my fault his big fat face
got in the way, okay?
812
00:53:42,726 --> 00:53:43,886
Hey! Marquis...
813
00:53:44,161 --> 00:53:45,321
next time, duck.
814
00:53:45,863 --> 00:53:46,887
Like the chicken you are.
815
00:53:47,431 --> 00:53:48,728
That makes no sense.
816
00:53:49,399 --> 00:53:50,934
On a pure poultry level.
817
00:53:50,934 --> 00:53:52,269
Hey! Jimmy Olsen,
818
00:53:52,269 --> 00:53:53,503
no one's talking to you.
819
00:53:53,503 --> 00:53:54,938
Why are you so angry all the time?
820
00:53:54,938 --> 00:53:56,269
What did I even do to you?
821
00:53:56,907 --> 00:53:58,340
Invaded my school.
822
00:53:58,976 --> 00:54:02,002
I mean, your presence alone is enough
to make me wanna puke.
823
00:54:02,145 --> 00:54:03,476
Don't you get it man?
824
00:54:04,314 --> 00:54:05,474
You don't belong here.
825
00:54:08,685 --> 00:54:09,879
So, leave.
826
00:54:11,021 --> 00:54:13,012
Fairy Academy is back in the states.
827
00:54:13,724 --> 00:54:15,089
They're waiting for you.
828
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:17,718
Let's go, man.
829
00:54:21,465 --> 00:54:23,660
Forget about it man,
well beat him up tomorrow.
830
00:54:29,606 --> 00:54:33,007
So, what was that all about being
'off his radar'?
831
00:54:33,977 --> 00:54:35,535
A man can't go on like this.
832
00:54:35,812 --> 00:54:37,040
Or you, even.
833
00:54:38,148 --> 00:54:39,308
Do something!
834
00:54:40,651 --> 00:54:42,619
I know why he's so angry all the time.
835
00:54:46,623 --> 00:54:47,858
This plan is unwise.
836
00:54:47,858 --> 00:54:49,189
Not to mention, uncouth.
837
00:54:50,093 --> 00:54:52,357
It's high-risk, I agree.
838
00:54:52,829 --> 00:54:54,763
Grow some balls! The both of you.
839
00:54:54,998 --> 00:54:58,035
And stop talking like
a forty-year-old British fop.
840
00:54:58,035 --> 00:54:59,093
It's bizarro.
841
00:55:01,171 --> 00:55:02,536
If I do like this--
842
00:55:03,907 --> 00:55:04,532
Abort.
843
00:55:05,709 --> 00:55:06,801
and if I do this-
844
00:55:07,911 --> 00:55:10,213
Then the abort is off and we're back on.
845
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,443
But then, if I do...
846
00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:15,384
Mr. Samsonite, shut it!
847
00:55:39,309 --> 00:55:42,574
Okay, Air Craft Carrier Smelker
has passed.
848
00:55:43,013 --> 00:55:43,672
C'mon!
849
00:55:59,463 --> 00:56:01,226
I need to see the nurse!
850
00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:03,400
I'm dying.
851
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,867
Not before I get a petition form.
852
00:56:05,335 --> 00:56:09,635
The food at this institution is not fit for
sub-species consumption, let alone humans.
853
00:56:10,173 --> 00:56:13,006
One at a time, boys, please I am alone here.
854
00:56:15,645 --> 00:56:16,805
Are you okay?
855
00:56:18,849 --> 00:56:19,907
Oh my God!
856
00:56:23,987 --> 00:56:25,045
What's wrong with him?
857
00:56:25,322 --> 00:56:27,124
You know, I'm certainly no medical expert, but...
858
00:56:27,124 --> 00:56:28,989
...from the looks of it...
859
00:56:29,659 --> 00:56:31,354
I'd say... He's dying!
860
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,841
It's moved from his throat!
861
00:56:44,841 --> 00:56:45,933
Maybe it's a parasite.
862
00:56:46,543 --> 00:56:48,011
I'm calling the nurse!
863
00:56:48,011 --> 00:56:49,137
Don't leave me!
864
00:56:49,346 --> 00:56:50,472
Not yet.
865
00:57:10,867 --> 00:57:12,459
Stay away from the light...
866
00:57:12,969 --> 00:57:14,561
Stay away from the light...
867
00:57:20,143 --> 00:57:21,542
I think he's trying to confess.
868
00:57:22,012 --> 00:57:24,173
Are you properly trained
in the giving of last rites?
869
00:57:24,781 --> 00:57:25,839
I don't know.
870
00:57:25,916 --> 00:57:27,975
Oh no! Don't go, Hank!..
871
00:57:28,218 --> 00:57:29,116
Don't go...
872
00:57:29,286 --> 00:57:32,656
GO!..He was so sweet--
873
00:57:32,656 --> 00:57:33,884
I'm okay...
874
00:57:35,759 --> 00:57:37,158
What's happening here?
875
00:57:37,461 --> 00:57:38,291
Allergies.
876
00:57:38,495 --> 00:57:39,655
They come and go.
877
00:57:40,764 --> 00:57:42,664
You were very comforting, though.
878
00:57:43,066 --> 00:57:46,467
Oh...you know...and on second thought...
the food is just fine.
879
00:57:53,810 --> 00:57:55,107
You got the combination?
880
00:57:55,378 --> 00:57:57,903
She might smell,
but at least her files are organized.
881
00:57:58,081 --> 00:57:59,673
So, when do we do it?
882
00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:00,984
After school.
883
00:58:00,984 --> 00:58:03,851
We just broke into
the Vice Principal's office!
884
00:58:03,987 --> 00:58:06,285
Knowing Smelker, she could parlay
that into my beheading.
885
00:58:06,590 --> 00:58:09,192
Dammit Marquis,
don't wussy out on me.
886
00:58:09,192 --> 00:58:11,660
Or do you like getting smacked
in the face by balls?
887
00:58:12,529 --> 00:58:13,553
Don't answer that.
888
00:58:14,030 --> 00:58:18,433
All I'm trying to say, if you want Brad to keep
wailing on you, then fine--
889
00:58:21,671 --> 00:58:22,603
Wait, wait, NO!
890
00:58:23,406 --> 00:58:26,000
Let me just see what's in his locker first,
then I'll decide.
891
00:58:33,550 --> 00:58:34,949
Someone loves himself.
892
00:58:35,752 --> 00:58:37,151
Hey! Wait up!
893
00:58:44,094 --> 00:58:45,061
What's that?
894
00:58:47,631 --> 00:58:49,622
The holy grail...
895
00:58:50,967 --> 00:58:51,865
'Roid Rage.
896
00:58:52,202 --> 00:58:54,295
He's been on it
for at least a year.
897
00:58:54,538 --> 00:58:55,800
How do you know all this?
898
00:58:56,206 --> 00:58:58,299
Toni Durazo, his fetching girlfriend,
899
00:58:58,742 --> 00:59:00,039
sits next to me in photo.
900
00:59:01,144 --> 00:59:02,946
Her best friend Rachel is behind me
901
00:59:02,946 --> 00:59:04,709
and when notes pass, I'm the go-between.
902
00:59:05,015 --> 00:59:06,846
Sometimes they don't bother to fold them.
903
00:59:07,050 --> 00:59:08,218
And this one time, Toni asked me--
904
00:59:08,218 --> 00:59:09,515
Okay, got it.
905
00:59:09,853 --> 00:59:12,515
You can read and you've got
a hard-on for Toni.
906
00:59:12,689 --> 00:59:14,088
So fascinating!
907
00:59:15,058 --> 00:59:16,787
What do we do now exactly?
908
00:59:17,127 --> 00:59:18,321
What do we do now?
909
00:59:19,863 --> 00:59:21,922
A student taking steroids...
910
00:59:22,499 --> 00:59:23,693
We blow the whistle.
911
00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:27,336
Brad gets caught red handed & BOOM!
912
00:59:27,437 --> 00:59:29,639
Expulsion. Poof!
913
00:59:29,639 --> 00:59:32,574
Gone from Brickland like
a bad case of ringworm.
914
00:59:32,943 --> 00:59:35,639
It's so perfect,
it makes me want to cry.
915
00:59:36,613 --> 00:59:37,477
How?...
916
00:59:39,049 --> 00:59:40,573
Does it go down, I mean?
917
00:59:41,184 --> 00:59:42,674
Go down?
918
00:59:45,222 --> 00:59:46,553
An anonymous tip.
919
00:59:48,158 --> 00:59:50,227
Seize the day, Chance.
920
00:59:50,227 --> 00:59:53,196
Rid our society from
pond-scum like Brad Harden.
921
00:59:53,396 --> 00:59:56,066
Opportunities like this
don't come along every day.
922
00:59:56,066 --> 01:00:00,002
So remember,
it's survival of the smartest.
923
01:00:05,442 --> 01:00:07,410
I know where you live, Dorkus.
924
01:00:09,379 --> 01:00:10,846
Hey, lighten up.
925
01:00:11,014 --> 01:00:12,777
I don't really think you're a dorkus.
926
01:00:13,316 --> 01:00:14,248
I know you don't.
927
01:00:15,252 --> 01:00:18,154
Why is it you so often
forget my superior intellect...
928
01:00:18,154 --> 01:00:21,391
and nascent ability to process your rudimentary
attempts at sarcasm?--
929
01:00:21,391 --> 01:00:24,155
Shut it! Before I
purposely drive into a pole.
930
01:00:27,163 --> 01:00:28,653
So, um...
931
01:00:30,834 --> 01:00:32,563
...when did you know you were...
932
01:00:34,304 --> 01:00:35,202
...you know...
933
01:00:36,940 --> 01:00:38,202
A homosexual?
934
01:00:39,476 --> 01:00:41,967
I don't know. When did you know
you were a breeder?
935
01:00:42,178 --> 01:00:44,408
Still not completely sure if I am.
936
01:00:44,914 --> 01:00:48,145
I've set for eighteen to twenty-three
to be my 'experimental years.'
937
01:00:48,385 --> 01:00:49,409
I have a plan.
938
01:00:51,521 --> 01:00:52,419
Four.
939
01:00:54,124 --> 01:00:55,216
Four what?
940
01:00:55,992 --> 01:00:57,254
When I was four,
941
01:00:58,728 --> 01:01:02,061
my dear-departed mother took me to a
production of The Nutcracker.
942
01:01:02,399 --> 01:01:06,130
It was colorful, and dramatic
and the music was great.
943
01:01:06,636 --> 01:01:09,196
But just one thing held my attention
above everything else:
944
01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:12,066
a dancer.
945
01:01:13,410 --> 01:01:14,342
Male.
946
01:01:15,312 --> 01:01:17,075
Shirtless through the entire play.
947
01:01:19,849 --> 01:01:22,010
I couldn't stop looking at him.
948
01:01:23,887 --> 01:01:26,981
Of course, I didn't really understand
why then, but...
949
01:01:29,259 --> 01:01:30,419
I do now.
950
01:01:31,928 --> 01:01:33,361
Very touching, Marquis.
951
01:01:33,496 --> 01:01:35,361
Excuse me while I vomit.
952
01:01:38,301 --> 01:01:39,969
Look, I don't care if you're gay,
953
01:01:39,969 --> 01:01:42,005
but most people in school do.
954
01:01:42,005 --> 01:01:42,494
So...
955
01:01:44,507 --> 01:01:45,804
It's just...
956
01:01:46,476 --> 01:01:48,842
If that alone
makes you such a huge target,
957
01:01:49,546 --> 01:01:53,004
why do you give 'em more ammo
by acting and dressing the way you do?
958
01:01:54,951 --> 01:01:56,009
Well,
959
01:01:56,453 --> 01:01:59,789
if you have the choice between being
ostracized for wearing a weird hat,
960
01:01:59,789 --> 01:02:00,551
or being gay...
961
01:02:01,891 --> 01:02:03,188
which one would you pick?
962
01:02:05,428 --> 01:02:06,588
Thanks for the ride home.
963
01:02:08,798 --> 01:02:10,425
And thanks for looking out for me.
964
01:02:28,785 --> 01:02:30,878
I loved your football pictures in the paper.
965
01:02:32,455 --> 01:02:33,513
You did?
966
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:37,656
Thanks.
967
01:02:41,131 --> 01:02:42,428
Can I see?
968
01:02:43,099 --> 01:02:43,861
Umm...
969
01:02:48,304 --> 01:02:49,362
Sure.
970
01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:52,936
These are great.
971
01:02:53,476 --> 01:02:55,205
Who is this? Your sister?
972
01:02:55,945 --> 01:02:57,242
Not exactly.
973
01:03:02,819 --> 01:03:03,786
Is that...
974
01:03:05,455 --> 01:03:06,820
...Chance?
975
01:03:09,859 --> 01:03:10,894
Yeah!
976
01:03:10,894 --> 01:03:16,499
We went to this club in the city and he
performed with a bunch of other drag queens.
977
01:03:16,499 --> 01:03:18,023
It was great!
978
01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:19,892
He was awesome!
979
01:03:22,839 --> 01:03:25,137
Did you take these for the school paper?
980
01:03:26,843 --> 01:03:29,403
No. I'm just developing them for Chance.
981
01:03:29,979 --> 01:03:30,843
I mean...
982
01:03:31,347 --> 01:03:33,907
I don't think he really wants
anyone to know...
983
01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:34,812
you know?
984
01:03:35,051 --> 01:03:35,745
Oh,
985
01:03:36,486 --> 01:03:37,612
sure, yeah.
986
01:03:37,954 --> 01:03:39,819
His secret's safe with me.
987
01:03:41,925 --> 01:03:44,553
Umm... Hey, do you have
988
01:03:44,627 --> 01:03:47,494
any high-gloss paper I could borrow?
989
01:03:47,797 --> 01:03:48,821
Sure...
990
01:03:49,732 --> 01:03:52,724
Oh, I left it in the classroom.
991
01:03:56,906 --> 01:03:57,873
I'll go get it.
992
01:04:14,157 --> 01:04:18,661
All I know is I didn't risk my life
sneaking into Smelt-her's office
993
01:04:18,661 --> 01:04:21,095
to get information you're not
even gonna use now!
994
01:04:21,431 --> 01:04:22,193
But...
995
01:04:22,298 --> 01:04:24,734
I continue to appreciate the
creation of the plan
996
01:04:24,734 --> 01:04:26,565
and its stealth-like deployment.
997
01:04:29,472 --> 01:04:31,872
Yours is a leadership even my
father would hold dear.
998
01:04:32,342 --> 01:04:35,004
But I hate to point out the fact that you
didn't actually risk your life.
999
01:04:36,646 --> 01:04:38,944
Have you ever been in that office?
1000
01:04:39,482 --> 01:04:42,542
It took everything in me
to avoid asphyxiation.
1001
01:04:45,054 --> 01:04:46,021
Point taken.
1002
01:04:47,023 --> 01:04:49,116
So you're just gonna let Brad
keep beating on you?
1003
01:04:49,826 --> 01:04:50,986
UHH! Ahh!
1004
01:04:51,828 --> 01:04:53,863
Look, I've been
in this situation before...
1005
01:04:53,863 --> 01:04:57,355
eventually Brad will get tired of me and
move on to helpless freshmen.
1006
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,732
Puppies.
1007
01:04:59,235 --> 01:05:00,303
And speaking frankly...
1008
01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:01,571
tattletale-ing is beneath me.
1009
01:05:01,571 --> 01:05:02,731
And you for that matter.
1010
01:05:02,872 --> 01:05:05,136
He's not going to move on, Chance.
1011
01:05:05,441 --> 01:05:06,643
I know his kind.
1012
01:05:06,643 --> 01:05:10,409
Brad is like a cat toying with a mouse
before going in for the kill.
1013
01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:17,554
You act like
none of this stuff bothers you,
1014
01:05:17,554 --> 01:05:18,782
like it's a nuisance.
1015
01:05:19,455 --> 01:05:21,057
You talk a good game.
1016
01:05:21,057 --> 01:05:25,357
It even made me think that you were
strong...like everyone underestimates you.
1017
01:05:25,528 --> 01:05:27,797
But that's all it is:
1018
01:05:27,797 --> 01:05:28,786
talk.
1019
01:05:29,232 --> 01:05:30,756
You're a coward, Chance.
1020
01:05:31,634 --> 01:05:32,658
A mouse.
1021
01:05:33,236 --> 01:05:34,567
Brad's mouse.
1022
01:05:37,774 --> 01:05:39,173
Marquis, you're out!
1023
01:05:41,010 --> 01:05:42,170
Dear students,
1024
01:05:42,412 --> 01:05:45,848
do not forget
your essays for next Monday.
1025
01:05:47,050 --> 01:05:51,146
You should write 500 words,
not less,
1026
01:05:51,421 --> 01:05:54,390
and I have a
very nice reading task for you:
1027
01:05:54,857 --> 01:05:57,655
you should read Act One of Macbeth,
1028
01:05:57,894 --> 01:06:01,057
one of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies.
1029
01:06:01,531 --> 01:06:04,227
There is also a reminder
on the blackboard,
1030
01:06:04,534 --> 01:06:07,230
you do not use cliff notes, okay?
1031
01:06:08,371 --> 01:06:10,134
Time for literature now...
1032
01:06:11,374 --> 01:06:14,172
this book: The Count of Monte Cristo
1033
01:06:14,577 --> 01:06:18,877
written by Alexandre Dumas...
1034
01:06:19,282 --> 01:06:23,082
Oh man, Boy-George is so going to wish he
never stepped foot in this school.
1035
01:06:39,869 --> 01:06:40,767
Hey Cadet,...
1036
01:06:41,871 --> 01:06:42,838
come on in here.
1037
01:06:44,741 --> 01:06:45,901
I thought we'd do this together.
1038
01:06:46,876 --> 01:06:47,865
Hai!
1039
01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:11,565
You gotta be tough, Chance.
1040
01:07:12,201 --> 01:07:13,793
It's the only way
to survive in this life.
1041
01:07:14,370 --> 01:07:16,531
Did it ever occur to you that maybe
I already am tough?
1042
01:07:16,773 --> 01:07:18,541
What? No, that's not what I meant-
1043
01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:19,235
I didn't think so.
1044
01:07:19,609 --> 01:07:20,710
But then again, why would you
1045
01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:23,746
when you've spent your entire adult life
being trained to discern that
1046
01:07:23,746 --> 01:07:25,577
which is only directly in
front of your face?
1047
01:07:26,049 --> 01:07:28,551
So when you look at me,
all you see is everything you aren't.
1048
01:07:28,551 --> 01:07:29,719
And would never want to be.
1049
01:07:29,719 --> 01:07:30,981
You don't see strength...
1050
01:07:31,487 --> 01:07:34,123
just cowardice and, let's face it, a big fag!
1051
01:07:34,123 --> 01:07:35,258
So if you'll excuse me,
1052
01:07:35,258 --> 01:07:37,317
I have a field of daisies
to go frolic through!
1053
01:07:38,161 --> 01:07:40,595
What did I tell you about using
that word in this house!
1054
01:07:48,604 --> 01:07:51,971
Hey, my girlfriend needs some lipstick,
can you help her out?
1055
01:09:29,739 --> 01:09:31,570
Someone must have swiped it.
1056
01:09:32,275 --> 01:09:33,709
Perceptive beyond belief.
1057
01:09:33,709 --> 01:09:34,777
It's impossible.
1058
01:09:34,777 --> 01:09:36,005
I was extra careful.
1059
01:09:36,112 --> 01:09:38,603
No one even saw them, except for...
1060
01:09:41,184 --> 01:09:42,151
Oh...
1061
01:09:43,386 --> 01:09:44,353
Oh...
1062
01:09:46,522 --> 01:09:48,422
Before you say anything,
1063
01:09:49,058 --> 01:09:51,253
just remember, she's very fetching.
1064
01:09:51,794 --> 01:09:53,830
And I'm a teenager in high school
1065
01:09:53,830 --> 01:09:55,229
who's not having sex.
1066
01:09:56,232 --> 01:09:58,894
You showed these to Toni Durazo?!
1067
01:10:00,570 --> 01:10:02,705
She's Brad's girlfriend...
1068
01:10:02,705 --> 01:10:04,240
you idiot!
1069
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,401
What are you,
sniffing on photo chemicals again?!
1070
01:10:09,278 --> 01:10:11,303
It's like a voodoo spell, I think...
1071
01:10:13,282 --> 01:10:14,684
Look on the positive side,
1072
01:10:14,684 --> 01:10:17,312
it's definitely one of my better shots.
1073
01:10:18,087 --> 01:10:19,145
Ow!
1074
01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,220
It'll blow over.
1075
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,190
I don't know if you've noticed,
but this is high school.
1076
01:10:26,562 --> 01:10:27,864
Things don't 'blow over'.
1077
01:10:27,864 --> 01:10:29,695
They stay with you forever...
1078
01:10:30,766 --> 01:10:32,131
like low self-esteem.
1079
01:10:34,704 --> 01:10:37,573
May I take this opportunity
to mention that
1080
01:10:37,573 --> 01:10:41,009
an anonymous phone call is still
very much an option.
1081
01:10:41,878 --> 01:10:43,913
The cat is no longer toying,
1082
01:10:43,913 --> 01:10:46,074
and its teeth are
in the mouse's neck.
1083
01:10:46,515 --> 01:10:48,312
It's not how I fight my battles.
1084
01:10:53,055 --> 01:10:54,852
This isn't just going to go away....
1085
01:11:07,770 --> 01:11:11,604
C'mon Marquis, English Lit rates
at least a ballroom gown, Man.
1086
01:11:16,979 --> 01:11:20,346
So exactly how mad does your mom get
when you steal her bras, huh?
1087
01:11:22,585 --> 01:11:24,186
...Or her tits, for that matter.
1088
01:11:24,186 --> 01:11:25,483
Shut up!
1089
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,635
You do this sort of thing often?
1090
01:11:42,305 --> 01:11:43,397
One time.
1091
01:11:44,674 --> 01:11:46,801
That's all it usually takes.
1092
01:11:49,078 --> 01:11:50,909
They can't handle this, you know...
1093
01:11:51,881 --> 01:11:53,212
The students here.
1094
01:11:54,050 --> 01:11:58,987
They tolerate the misfits among them,
but if you rub their faces in it...
1095
01:12:00,222 --> 01:12:04,181
That's too much for the hormone-engorged
teenager to deal with.
1096
01:12:07,063 --> 01:12:08,291
So now what?
1097
01:12:09,699 --> 01:12:12,293
You need to find a way for
them to handle it.
1098
01:12:12,835 --> 01:12:14,036
Otherwise,
1099
01:12:14,036 --> 01:12:16,869
I don't really see a future for you
here at Brickland.
1100
01:12:19,642 --> 01:12:22,167
This will excuse you
for the rest of the week.
1101
01:12:26,115 --> 01:12:28,640
Use the time to think.
1102
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:33,017
We'll have the flyers removed.
1103
01:12:41,063 --> 01:12:42,291
Where's your brother?
1104
01:12:42,431 --> 01:12:44,160
Said he's not feeling well.
1105
01:12:56,045 --> 01:12:56,943
Hi.
1106
01:12:57,079 --> 01:12:59,013
Is, uh, Chance around?
1107
01:12:59,281 --> 01:13:00,248
Who are you?
1108
01:13:00,449 --> 01:13:02,178
He's Chance's ex-friend from next door.
1109
01:13:02,852 --> 01:13:04,183
He has his own band.
1110
01:13:05,287 --> 01:13:06,311
Chance is upstairs.
1111
01:13:20,736 --> 01:13:22,294
Here to revel in Brad's victory?
1112
01:13:23,305 --> 01:13:24,636
Kind of a tough day, huh?
1113
01:13:26,142 --> 01:13:27,743
Why? Were you
tarred and feathered, too?
1114
01:13:27,743 --> 01:13:28,835
I hadn't noticed.
1115
01:13:30,613 --> 01:13:31,602
Look,
1116
01:13:32,248 --> 01:13:34,648
I'm the first to admit
Brad crossed a line.
1117
01:13:36,085 --> 01:13:37,518
What he did was...
1118
01:13:38,821 --> 01:13:40,652
...was expose me for who I really am?
1119
01:13:42,191 --> 01:13:43,590
Maybe I should be thanking him.
1120
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:45,494
This might surprise you, Levi,
1121
01:13:45,494 --> 01:13:47,428
but I'm not embarassed
about what happened.
1122
01:13:48,431 --> 01:13:49,557
If you say so.
1123
01:13:50,566 --> 01:13:54,502
It just sort of looked that way when you
were ripping that flyer off the wall.
1124
01:13:55,805 --> 01:13:58,603
So now everyone thinks I'm ashamed of
the fact that I dressed in drag.
1125
01:14:00,242 --> 01:14:02,005
Like it was some horrible secret.
1126
01:14:02,912 --> 01:14:05,681
When the truth is, the guy
who goes to school every day...
1127
01:14:05,681 --> 01:14:07,012
he's the lie.
1128
01:14:09,151 --> 01:14:12,018
Why do I let it be okay for people
to think less of me?
1129
01:14:13,823 --> 01:14:17,315
...for my friends just to decide they
no longer wanna be my friends.
1130
01:14:21,197 --> 01:14:23,495
Man, I take all of it..
1131
01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:26,563
and I try to rise above it.
1132
01:14:28,337 --> 01:14:31,329
But I don't think you're supposed
to do that in high school.
1133
01:14:31,907 --> 01:14:34,637
Nothing heroic ever came of 'rising above it.'
1134
01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:39,470
Hey! What do you write in that?
1135
01:14:40,549 --> 01:14:42,414
My brilliant and insightful thoughts.
1136
01:14:45,321 --> 01:14:47,619
And some poems, song lyrics...
1137
01:14:48,190 --> 01:14:49,125
Lyrics?
1138
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,183
You write songs?
1139
01:14:52,695 --> 01:14:53,684
What?
1140
01:14:53,996 --> 01:14:55,623
C'mon. Suddenly you're shy?
1141
01:14:55,931 --> 01:14:57,900
I thought they were
brilliant and insightful.
1142
01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:58,867
They are.
1143
01:14:59,101 --> 01:15:00,796
And potentially highly embarrassing.
1144
01:15:05,741 --> 01:15:07,174
Hey, you know what?
1145
01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:09,036
Why don't we write a song.
1146
01:15:09,645 --> 01:15:11,670
I'll do the music, you write the lyrics.
1147
01:15:12,915 --> 01:15:13,904
Okay.
1148
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:20,853
I thought your father banned
music from your heart.
1149
01:15:21,157 --> 01:15:23,455
Oh yeah, that.
1150
01:15:24,994 --> 01:15:28,657
Well, like you said,
I have to stand up to him someday.
1151
01:15:29,798 --> 01:15:33,461
So...Screw Lawrence and his scholarships.
1152
01:15:36,338 --> 01:15:38,863
So... Are we cool?
1153
01:15:50,953 --> 01:15:51,977
Chance?!
1154
01:16:01,030 --> 01:16:02,622
Is your brother really sick?
1155
01:16:04,366 --> 01:16:05,856
Okay, what's the deal?
1156
01:16:06,402 --> 01:16:07,736
Apparently his entire school
1157
01:16:07,736 --> 01:16:10,227
found out he dressed up in drag
and performed at a club.
1158
01:16:10,773 --> 01:16:11,740
What?!
1159
01:16:12,308 --> 01:16:14,401
Then they put his picture
on a bunch of flyers
1160
01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:18,837
labelling him an embarrassment to all that is
held holy in the high school male.
1161
01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:23,715
Why can't you kids have normal problems?
1162
01:16:24,086 --> 01:16:25,178
Like acne.
1163
01:16:27,122 --> 01:16:28,214
Time for school.
1164
01:16:35,564 --> 01:16:37,464
Well, he's not at the loser-table...
1165
01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:39,832
...he wasn't in Lit...
1166
01:16:41,237 --> 01:16:44,070
Looks like
'Operation: Get-Rid-Of-Fag' worked.
1167
01:16:46,275 --> 01:16:47,503
Stop calling him that.
1168
01:16:49,278 --> 01:16:50,677
What'd you say Sparks?
1169
01:16:51,313 --> 01:16:53,042
This wasn't cool.
1170
01:16:53,349 --> 01:16:56,079
If he wants to dress up like a girl,
that's his business.
1171
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,686
How'd you like it if everyone knew you fooled
around with Kenny Ellis in sixth grade?
1172
01:17:05,060 --> 01:17:06,528
So tell me Sparks,
1173
01:17:06,528 --> 01:17:08,553
when exactly did you grow a pair, huh?
1174
01:17:09,298 --> 01:17:11,596
When I figured out
you don't really have friends.
1175
01:17:12,501 --> 01:17:14,867
Just subjects who live in fear of you.
1176
01:17:17,339 --> 01:17:18,931
You don't want to do this, Man.
1177
01:17:19,408 --> 01:17:20,432
Trust me,
1178
01:17:20,709 --> 01:17:22,609
you don't want to go there with me.
1179
01:17:23,279 --> 01:17:25,873
You know what, Brad?
I feel sorry for you.
1180
01:17:26,849 --> 01:17:29,079
Because right here, right now...
1181
01:17:29,685 --> 01:17:32,085
is the best it'll ever be for you.
1182
01:17:32,454 --> 01:17:34,479
Well, you never were too bright.
1183
01:17:40,362 --> 01:17:41,920
Take your best shot.
1184
01:17:49,738 --> 01:17:50,796
Brad!
1185
01:17:52,374 --> 01:17:53,602
Are you okay?
1186
01:17:55,210 --> 01:17:56,734
Oh my God, you're like... bleeding.
1187
01:17:58,781 --> 01:18:01,807
Yeah, that's what I thought would happen.
1188
01:18:10,993 --> 01:18:12,221
Are you looking for something?
1189
01:18:13,028 --> 01:18:14,359
Inspiration.
1190
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:29,303
You know, Chance, there's a link
between inspiration and perspiration.
1191
01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:33,045
What you need is focus.
1192
01:18:34,817 --> 01:18:37,186
How about I send you back Stateside.
1193
01:18:37,186 --> 01:18:39,254
I found a military academy
in the Midwest--
1194
01:18:39,254 --> 01:18:40,516
Please...
1195
01:18:40,923 --> 01:18:42,185
Just stop.
1196
01:18:43,492 --> 01:18:47,019
I'm never gonna understand you the way
your mother did, I know that.
1197
01:18:47,162 --> 01:18:48,891
Well, I don't need you to.
1198
01:18:49,131 --> 01:18:50,462
Then, what do you need?
1199
01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:54,463
For you to stop running this house
like a military operation.
1200
01:18:56,071 --> 01:18:57,834
We're not a team, we're a family.
1201
01:18:59,074 --> 01:19:02,805
Sienna and I,
we're not your soldiers or cadets.
1202
01:19:04,213 --> 01:19:05,510
We're your kids.
1203
01:19:05,881 --> 01:19:09,318
No kid I know enjoys discipline.
I'm not gonna apologize for that.
1204
01:19:09,318 --> 01:19:10,910
I'm not talking about discipline.
1205
01:19:11,387 --> 01:19:12,684
I don't mind rules.
1206
01:19:13,322 --> 01:19:14,914
But you need to let me be
who I'm gonna be.
1207
01:19:15,290 --> 01:19:16,655
I think I do.
1208
01:19:17,092 --> 01:19:21,028
Except every time you look at me, all I see
is you wishing I were someone else.
1209
01:19:21,463 --> 01:19:22,794
Anyone else.
1210
01:19:24,099 --> 01:19:26,067
Nothing about me makes you proud.
1211
01:19:27,936 --> 01:19:29,335
How do you know that?
1212
01:19:31,006 --> 01:19:34,772
Because every time you look at Sienna, I see
exactly what that pride looks like.
1213
01:19:39,515 --> 01:19:41,574
Put this stuff away when you're done.
1214
01:20:19,354 --> 01:20:20,343
What?!
1215
01:20:20,989 --> 01:20:22,820
Have you talked to Chance?...
1216
01:20:23,158 --> 01:20:24,927
'cause he won't return our calls.
1217
01:20:24,927 --> 01:20:27,862
Yeah, we've gotta make sure he didn't kill
himself.
1218
01:20:30,132 --> 01:20:31,861
You're a photographer, right?
1219
01:20:32,234 --> 01:20:33,667
What gave it away?
1220
01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:35,767
Who are you?
1221
01:20:37,639 --> 01:20:39,504
We're scared of her.
1222
01:20:43,011 --> 01:20:44,979
Meet me here, after school today.
1223
01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:46,909
And bring that.
1224
01:20:49,284 --> 01:20:51,252
Can we stop following him now?
1225
01:20:51,887 --> 01:20:53,411
Okay, c'mon.
1226
01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:12,762
Hey guys!
1227
01:21:13,008 --> 01:21:14,176
What's this?
1228
01:21:14,176 --> 01:21:15,234
New band:
1229
01:21:15,444 --> 01:21:16,672
'Dramatic Pause.'
1230
01:21:17,112 --> 01:21:18,714
Chance is our lead singer.
1231
01:21:18,714 --> 01:21:20,147
Wow! That's neat.
1232
01:21:20,716 --> 01:21:22,775
We need some band photos -
for flyers and stuff.
1233
01:21:22,918 --> 01:21:23,852
Can you do it?
1234
01:21:23,852 --> 01:21:25,820
Yeah, sure I can.
1235
01:21:27,422 --> 01:21:29,458
We're competing at
the battle of the bands
1236
01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:30,425
and we require a manager.
1237
01:21:30,993 --> 01:21:32,119
Interested?
1238
01:21:32,227 --> 01:21:33,262
Manager?
1239
01:21:33,262 --> 01:21:35,662
You're a high-school band
doing Toto covers...
1240
01:21:35,864 --> 01:21:36,932
badly.
1241
01:21:36,932 --> 01:21:39,492
What you really need is to be
put out of your misery.
1242
01:21:46,842 --> 01:21:48,104
I'm in.
1243
01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:49,804
Cool.
1244
01:22:40,429 --> 01:22:41,430
Whoa...
1245
01:22:41,430 --> 01:22:43,990
This is a whole lot of people!
1246
01:22:46,468 --> 01:22:50,837
Hey! Listen, I arranged for some insurance
to make sure Dramatic Pause stands out.
1247
01:22:51,173 --> 01:22:52,441
You bought off the judges?!
1248
01:22:52,441 --> 01:22:53,408
Even better-
1249
01:22:53,609 --> 01:22:56,237
You... killed the judges?
1250
01:22:56,478 --> 01:22:59,038
Will you just shut up and listen?!
1251
01:23:17,532 --> 01:23:18,692
Where's Chance?
1252
01:23:19,501 --> 01:23:20,593
With you...
1253
01:23:21,603 --> 01:23:22,900
Weren't you picking him up?
1254
01:23:26,274 --> 01:23:29,437
So, what are we supposed to do
if Chance doesn't show?
1255
01:23:34,349 --> 01:23:35,407
Hi, Lawrence.
1256
01:23:35,817 --> 01:23:37,512
Do you know about that?
1257
01:23:39,888 --> 01:23:41,256
When did this happen?
1258
01:23:41,256 --> 01:23:43,383
It's been brewing
for the past two weeks, or so.
1259
01:23:43,892 --> 01:23:45,826
Levi and Chance wrote a song together.
1260
01:23:46,762 --> 01:23:47,820
Is it any good?
1261
01:23:48,397 --> 01:23:49,598
I haven't heard it yet.
1262
01:23:49,598 --> 01:23:51,967
Look, Levi's grounded,
and now he's gone.
1263
01:23:51,967 --> 01:23:54,299
And I'm willing to bet your son has
got something to do with that.
1264
01:23:54,903 --> 01:23:56,405
I wanna talk to him right now-
1265
01:23:56,405 --> 01:23:57,872
Chance isn't here.
1266
01:23:58,707 --> 01:24:00,231
His band goes on at five.
1267
01:24:00,475 --> 01:24:01,499
Can we go?
1268
01:24:04,413 --> 01:24:05,505
Get your coat.
1269
01:24:05,981 --> 01:24:07,778
But wait, I have to get changed first.
1270
01:24:11,787 --> 01:24:15,917
You know what someone should really invent?
Portable phones.
1271
01:24:17,793 --> 01:24:20,095
C'mon, let's go and see
if we can find him.
1272
01:24:20,095 --> 01:24:22,427
You go over there and you
check back there, okay?
1273
01:24:32,607 --> 01:24:33,574
Chance!
1274
01:24:34,209 --> 01:24:35,369
You guys, go look up there.
1275
01:24:36,378 --> 01:24:37,242
Chance?!
1276
01:24:46,455 --> 01:24:49,185
Maybe it's better if we split up.
1277
01:24:58,734 --> 01:24:59,894
Chance!
1278
01:25:00,135 --> 01:25:01,002
Where were you?
1279
01:25:01,002 --> 01:25:02,469
We were starting to think you bailed.
1280
01:25:03,071 --> 01:25:04,106
Oh look,
1281
01:25:04,106 --> 01:25:05,474
it's the Flock-of-Faggots.
1282
01:25:05,474 --> 01:25:07,271
What are you playing,
'Disco Up The Ass'?
1283
01:25:09,745 --> 01:25:11,542
Have you seen Levi anywhere?
1284
01:25:11,780 --> 01:25:13,042
I don't see either of them.
1285
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,320
Is that Chance over there?
1286
01:25:46,548 --> 01:25:49,142
Look at them, they're spectacular!
1287
01:25:58,460 --> 01:26:00,061
What are you doing up here?
1288
01:26:00,061 --> 01:26:01,688
Nice introduction, your idea?
1289
01:26:03,398 --> 01:26:04,592
I can't go on...
1290
01:26:04,966 --> 01:26:05,867
Why?
1291
01:26:05,867 --> 01:26:06,629
What's wrong?
1292
01:26:07,435 --> 01:26:09,403
Stage fright is my best guess.
1293
01:26:09,905 --> 01:26:11,702
Or maybe an intestinal parasite.
1294
01:26:12,207 --> 01:26:13,367
Ladies...
1295
01:26:15,710 --> 01:26:18,178
Okay, you hormonal mess of a crowd,
1296
01:26:18,413 --> 01:26:20,313
are you ready for the next band?!
1297
01:26:25,053 --> 01:26:27,146
Please welcome my Rockettes!
1298
01:26:29,257 --> 01:26:31,225
What the hell is that?!
1299
01:26:31,827 --> 01:26:33,294
A chorus line, duh!
1300
01:26:33,662 --> 01:26:35,186
Aren't they fabulous?
1301
01:26:35,864 --> 01:26:38,389
I said, aren't they FABULOUS!
1302
01:26:43,705 --> 01:26:45,073
Listen to me.
1303
01:26:45,073 --> 01:26:47,642
If singing in a dress and high-heels
in front of two-hundred drunks
1304
01:26:47,642 --> 01:26:51,100
isn't going to prepare you for this,
then nothing ever will.
1305
01:26:51,346 --> 01:26:52,347
This is cake!
1306
01:26:52,347 --> 01:26:53,814
You don't understand...
1307
01:26:54,449 --> 01:26:56,474
pretending to be someone else is easy.
1308
01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:59,287
It's an act...dress-up.
1309
01:26:59,287 --> 01:27:00,856
I can hide behind top hats--
1310
01:27:00,856 --> 01:27:02,687
I thought you were done hiding.
1311
01:27:03,258 --> 01:27:05,283
Don't you want them
to see the real Chance?
1312
01:27:06,561 --> 01:27:08,392
Just go out there and sing.
1313
01:27:09,030 --> 01:27:09,997
Great advice.
1314
01:27:10,198 --> 01:27:12,634
And besides,
if they start throwing anything,
1315
01:27:12,634 --> 01:27:15,034
it'll be at Levi
and his lousy guitar playing.
1316
01:27:17,906 --> 01:27:19,464
Just stand up to all of 'em.
1317
01:27:19,975 --> 01:27:21,272
Now's your chance.
1318
01:27:22,010 --> 01:27:23,341
Stand up.
1319
01:27:26,648 --> 01:27:30,185
So, I want you all to put your hands
together for the next band.
1320
01:27:30,185 --> 01:27:33,054
It's led by a close, personal friend of mine.
1321
01:27:33,054 --> 01:27:34,990
And honeys, if you like good music,
1322
01:27:34,990 --> 01:27:37,686
you can turn on the radio after the concert.
1323
01:27:38,827 --> 01:27:42,854
In the meantime, here they are...
in all their Oxy-cream glory:
1324
01:27:43,431 --> 01:27:45,365
The Dramatic Pause!
1325
01:28:15,730 --> 01:28:19,301
I live in a different world
1326
01:28:19,301 --> 01:28:22,828
See things my own way
1327
01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:27,065
Got no shame for what I do
1328
01:28:27,475 --> 01:28:30,535
What else should I say
1329
01:28:31,413 --> 01:28:34,314
Who do we become
1330
01:28:35,550 --> 01:28:38,451
Add up all the sums
1331
01:28:39,421 --> 01:28:42,686
Part of me will be okay
1332
01:28:43,158 --> 01:28:46,150
The rest will be undone
1333
01:28:46,761 --> 01:28:48,964
Stand Up for all of your dreams
1334
01:28:48,964 --> 01:28:51,066
Leave the ones that have been
1335
01:28:51,066 --> 01:28:53,068
See how far we have come
1336
01:28:53,068 --> 01:28:55,203
Never have to succumb
1337
01:28:55,203 --> 01:28:57,405
Take your friends by your side
1338
01:28:57,405 --> 01:28:59,240
And just go for that ride
1339
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,710
Don't worry who you are
1340
01:29:01,710 --> 01:29:04,042
Stand Up and you'll go far
1341
01:29:05,747 --> 01:29:08,545
Stand Up and you'll go far
1342
01:29:11,353 --> 01:29:14,618
Some people have all the luck
1343
01:29:15,390 --> 01:29:17,824
Born with looks and a buck
1344
01:29:19,227 --> 01:29:22,594
And then there is the rest of us
1345
01:29:23,098 --> 01:29:26,158
The strange and messed up
1346
01:29:27,302 --> 01:29:30,032
You think you are one
1347
01:29:30,905 --> 01:29:33,965
Boy you sure are dumb
1348
01:29:35,110 --> 01:29:38,546
Look at us and then decide
1349
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,981
Who is Jekyll, who is Hyde?
1350
01:29:42,283 --> 01:29:44,652
Stand Up for all of your dreams
1351
01:29:44,652 --> 01:29:46,588
Leave the ones that have been
1352
01:29:46,588 --> 01:29:48,690
See how far you can go
1353
01:29:48,690 --> 01:29:50,419
Then get ready to blow--
1354
01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:52,217
Mr. Harden!
1355
01:29:53,361 --> 01:29:55,352
I want a word with you.
1356
01:30:00,702 --> 01:30:02,727
Care to explain?!
1357
01:30:07,809 --> 01:30:10,078
Stand Up for all of your dreams
1358
01:30:10,078 --> 01:30:12,113
Leave the ones that have been
1359
01:30:12,113 --> 01:30:14,049
See how far you can go
1360
01:30:14,049 --> 01:30:16,317
Then get ready to blow
1361
01:30:16,317 --> 01:30:18,153
Take the low-times in stride
1362
01:30:18,153 --> 01:30:20,188
Bring the high-times inside
1363
01:30:20,188 --> 01:30:22,857
Don't worry who you are
1364
01:30:22,857 --> 01:30:25,087
Stand Up and you'll go far
1365
01:30:26,594 --> 01:30:29,791
Stand Up and you'll go far
1366
01:30:30,632 --> 01:30:33,100
Stand Up and you'll go far
1367
01:30:34,602 --> 01:30:37,765
Stand Up and you'll go far
1368
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,972
Stand Up and you'll go far
1369
01:30:42,577 --> 01:30:45,671
Stand Up and you'll go far
1370
01:31:17,679 --> 01:31:19,613
Why didn't you tell me you had a band?
1371
01:31:20,281 --> 01:31:22,545
I didn't think you were ready
for another singer in the family.
1372
01:31:25,053 --> 01:31:28,819
Well, maybe you should let me decide what
I may or may not be ready for.
1373
01:31:30,358 --> 01:31:32,451
But thanks for looking out for me.
1374
01:31:34,929 --> 01:31:36,191
I got your back.
1375
01:31:37,599 --> 01:31:39,897
I'm sorry, I haven't always had yours.
1376
01:31:42,003 --> 01:31:43,732
You were great out there today, Son.
1377
01:31:46,374 --> 01:31:48,433
You know,
they have bands in the Army...
1378
01:31:51,546 --> 01:31:52,604
Think about it.
1379
01:31:52,747 --> 01:31:53,771
Go.
1380
01:32:02,590 --> 01:32:03,858
Expelled?
1381
01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:05,917
As in, total expulsion?
1382
01:32:06,895 --> 01:32:10,498
And the best part is,
the idiot practically tumed himself in.
1383
01:32:10,498 --> 01:32:13,835
He started raging at a practice while
Smelt-her was watching...
1384
01:32:13,835 --> 01:32:15,803
so, she got suspicious.
1385
01:32:15,803 --> 01:32:17,202
Hey, Twyla...
1386
01:32:19,574 --> 01:32:22,410
Oh hey, don't forget about the gig
I booked you on Saturday night.
1387
01:32:22,410 --> 01:32:23,978
My cousin Claudia's wedding.
1388
01:32:23,978 --> 01:32:27,141
So start boning up
on your Barry Manilow.
1389
01:32:30,985 --> 01:32:33,215
Hey, I got concert photos for you.
1390
01:32:33,288 --> 01:32:34,312
Oh good!
1391
01:32:38,326 --> 01:32:39,588
Thank you.
1392
01:32:44,799 --> 01:32:46,164
Anything else?
1393
01:32:47,402 --> 01:32:49,370
You want to know what's inside?
1394
01:32:49,704 --> 01:32:50,898
Of course.
1395
01:32:51,239 --> 01:32:52,273
But you can't tell me.
1396
01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:53,274
To wit, Hank:
1397
01:32:53,274 --> 01:32:55,868
should I become privy, and Smelker finds out...
1398
01:32:56,244 --> 01:32:59,475
and finds some way to circumvent
standard administrative protocol
1399
01:32:59,647 --> 01:33:03,606
and torture me to the point where I have no
choice but to reveal what I know.
1400
01:33:05,019 --> 01:33:06,179
Torture...
1401
01:33:06,888 --> 01:33:08,116
Torture.
1402
01:33:09,624 --> 01:33:10,989
Good point.
1403
01:33:16,864 --> 01:33:18,889
I know you wanted to know...
1404
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:22,595
but I think my well-being supersedes yourlow-minded curiosity in this case.
1405
01:34:04,712 --> 01:34:08,478
I know what you're thinking:another 'Chance-Fantasy-Sequence.'
1406
01:34:08,883 --> 01:34:10,783
Maybe...maybe not.
1407
01:34:11,085 --> 01:34:13,144
But, let's be clear about one thing,
1408
01:34:13,288 --> 01:34:15,449
this is my version of the story...
1409
01:34:26,367 --> 01:34:28,494
I told you, you were in for some perspective...
1410
01:34:29,370 --> 01:34:30,338
No doubt about it...
1411
01:34:30,338 --> 01:34:33,273
high school's mostly irritatingand an abomination.
1412
01:34:33,408 --> 01:34:35,501
But, you make the best of it...
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