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The wind in the woods say the softly tune Follow my voice wherever it leads
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From mountains through valleys to deep rolling seas
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The golden bones of the breeze
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Autumn had arrived, the mornings were misty-er, the leaves more golden
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The blackberries ripe on the brambles hanging branches
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For the river bankers, the feeling the first hint of a long-cold winter
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It was time to harvest and store
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And anyone who knew Mo well could have told you that the thin skein of smoke above his home meant just one thing
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Jan
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Oh dear, what a mess
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Hello Mo, oh, oh, oh, oh, good heavens
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Your kitchen's in nearly as bad as date as mine
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Oh, rat, your kitchen's always tidy
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Oh, oh, not this morning, sugar everywhere
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For you
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Ooh, damizens
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And I'll have some black-current jam for you if you hang on a bit
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Hanging on is what I had in mind, and drinking a cup of tea
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And eating one of Mr. Mo's famous homemade scones
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Oh, good, then I can eat one too
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I think I'll forget jam making for today
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I'll get cleaned up and make us some eleventzes
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I'll tell you what, Mo, it's a nice day, so why don't we have our, well, your tea and scones
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And wander off to batches, hey? Haven't seen him for ten days or more
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That's a lovely idea, let's
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And he said he couldn't be bothered
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Couldn't be bothered
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Said he couldn't see the point in preserving the bounties of nature
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When he could just pop into London and buy a hamper full of them
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Yes, that's just told, badger, I can hear him saying it
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Uh, didn't stop him except in my jar of salted runner beans, mind you
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I wish I could, wish you could what, Mo Lee?
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Wish I could pop into London and buy a hamper
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I never thought to hear you say that, Mo
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Our own fields and hedgerows are full of the riches of summer
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You can't turn your back on such providence?
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No, no no
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I, I know you're right, badger, of course I do
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It's just that I'm tired of stoning and stalking and washing
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And I'm tired of all of being sticky
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I suppose I know what you mean
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What's the joke, badger?
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Yeah, I was just thinking that I don't want to see another runner bean this side of Christmas
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Ah, but don't tell toad, I said that
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No.
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How absolutely spiffing of you!
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I love dabbs and soves, and I adore black current jam.
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Well, they are your damsons, Toad.
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Are they?
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And your black current.
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Good heavens, you don't say so.
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You've got the finest fruit garden in the whole of river bank Toad.
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I say, that's awfully nice of you to say so.
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It's all right, Toad.
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It's only because you're the only one with the garden.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh, I see.
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You really shouldn't let so much go to waste, Toad, you know?
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Oh, no, not you as well.
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Badger was at merely yesterday.
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Oh, brawls and so many so.
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Oh, a round of arms and eggs, well, and veals.
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Oh, it caught me a waste roll.
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Just because I was going to get a tiny little hamper of goodies to see me through the winter.
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One tiny hamper toad to see you through the winter.
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Well, not literally one.
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Not literally tiny, either, I bet.
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Yes, yes. All right. Thank you. Ready?
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Good heavens, Toad. Was that four o'clock?
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Um, yes. I must be off. I've lots to do.
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Me too. I haven't even thought of what to do about dinner.
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Oh, just open a hamper, I'll do.
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Yes, there you are. It is a good idea.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Bye, Toad. Bye, Toad.
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Goodbye, you chaps and thanks, Moose, awfully, for the damnsons and the jam.
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I expect they will be quite nice.
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Toad, you are too gracious.
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Am I too gracious?
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No, I didn't think so.
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I did say they will be quite nice.
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In fact, I think I'll have some jam now on my piece of toast.
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Or two pieces of toast. To start with.
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And a read of my country gentleman's magazine.
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I wonder if they've mentioned me this week.
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Oh, bother, bother and blow. I'm not eating it again.
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Oh, there it is.
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Amaze your friend.
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Hello.
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Amaze your friend with this home accounting device,
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especially imported by us from the United States,
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already medical.
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Oh, yeah.
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Similar to the machinery that provided
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Commander Robert Alken Scott's team with fresh food in the frozen south.
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But adapted to the domestic situation.
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Commander Scott, eh?
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Mm.
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Enjoy nature's providence in the depths of winter.
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Preserve your home-grown fruit and vegetables for years.
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Why?
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You?
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That just sold me running beans in that place.
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Oh, my dinner guests could not believe I had not that very afternoon picked the asparagus for my own garden.
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Lady Augustine Cholmunde-Smaie.
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Ha ha ha!
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That's it. I'll show them preserving. I'll show them nature's providence.
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A canning machine. It's the only thing.
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Ha ha ha!
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I shall drive down to London tomorrow and get one.
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Whose the dress? Whose the address?
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Oh!
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You have bought what?
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The buffalo-paintant canning machine.
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Canning?
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For putting things in cans.
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In tins. A tinning machine.
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No, no. It's specially imported from America.
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The buffalo-paint-canning machine.
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There are times told when you amaze me.
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Ha ha ha!
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Exactly. It said it would.
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What?
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Amaze your friends. It said. You know, it said it. And I out.
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I told am amaze by your full-hardy profligacy
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and your total unthinking addiction to googos, gadgets and gimcracks.
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You googos, gadgets and gimcracks.
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Yeah. What on earth do you want it for?
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What do I...
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What do I... Oh!
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My dear bed. You're the one who said I should be storing the bountiful harvies
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on the hedge, bro. You said I should be making the most of the
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providence of a nature. Well, I am.
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Why couldn't you just make jam or bottle your damsons?
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Or salt your runner beans?
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Yeah, salt him, brother.
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Poop, poop, poop, poop.
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What?
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It's so well fashioned, major. So unscientific.
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Do you know my machine is similar to the one used to preserve the food,
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Commander Scott. Dr. the Antarctic.
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How similar?
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Well, it cans the food.
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Like any other tinning machine.
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Canning machine.
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Ha ha!
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Oh, well, I suppose it's too late now to stop your throwing your money away.
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What are you going to tin?
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Can.
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Hmm.
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Taking care of them all.
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I thought you'd given all your fruit and vegetables away.
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I've got some beautiful asparagus tip.
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Some wonderful broccoli.
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It's squizzy to peaches.
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Oh, delight.
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A moment told a moment.
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Where have you grown all the...
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Oh, well, I think...
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What'd you say?
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I said I haven't actually grown a them.
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Then, well...
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I bought them.
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Bought them?
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Yes.
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First class produce from the finest store in London.
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Are you trying to tell me that you've given all your fruit and vegetables away
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because you're too lazy to be bothered with them?
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Then bought this ridiculous tinning machine?
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I mean, a canning machine.
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And had to buy the stuff to put in it?
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Well...
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Ah, yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes, if it's any of your business, I have.
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And it'll be the best preserved fruit and vegetables in the whole of the riverbank.
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So poo to black garan jam, poo to the soldied run of beads, and jolly well poo to you.
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Holy cow.
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Holy cow.
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Holy cow.
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Holy cow.
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Where's the...
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Where's the cap?
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Oh, Mr. Wretchedie Gestapp.
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My fingers.
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Ah, there it is now.
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Oh, just read my comment on the matches.
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Oh, matches matches.
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Oh, there they are.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, this right on the...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Cupid, stupid, stupid thing.
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So you see, all you do is put the food into the empty can.
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I say toad.
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Have you...
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Just a minute, just a minute, please.
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I know you won't understand it right away, but I can't answer questions, you see, at the moment.
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Yes, but I'm sure, Bready, please.
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Oh, I give up.
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Thank you.
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There.
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Now I take the lid, thus.
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Place it on top of the can, thus.
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And insert it into the ceiling, chamber, the...
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Look, toad, up then, when I turn the handle, the can is revoked while liquid soda from the reservoir.
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Here.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Is the liquid sold a hot, toad?
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Hey, of course it's hot, you stupid crinkly.
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It's surely will burn my wretched fingers.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, you're laughing.
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No, toad, no.
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Really, I'm not.
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Hmm.
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And what happens when you turn the handle, toad?
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Hey.
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Oh!
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Yeah, well, the can is revoked in the ceiling chamber, and the molten soda flows onto the rim of the can.
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Look, look.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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There.
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Hmm.
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Don't.
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You sad.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Yes, Mo.
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The solder is hot.
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Yes, thank you, Rhettie.
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Now, any questions?
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Did you blanch the vegetables?
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I beg your pardon?
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Did you blanch the vegetables?
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No, what does that call to do with canning?
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Heh.
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What's blanching?
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Did you plange the vegetables into boiling water before you put them in the tin?
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Can.
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No, of course I didn't know I'm canning them, not cookie.
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You remember?
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I have to kill the germs.
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Germs?
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What?
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Germs?
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The germs on the vegetables.
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Germs?
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On my vegetables?
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There must be silly, Rhettie.
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They are from Dibbokok and Watale.
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The finest green roses in the old of London.
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I don't care if they're from Buckingham Palace, they'll still have germs on them.
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They'll rot.
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It'll be awful.
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Nods.
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Rhettie's right toad.
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That's why I washed my jars with boiling water before I put the jam in.
266
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And why I baked my dansam.
267
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And why badger uses salt?
268
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It's to kill the germs.
269
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But you are using old fashioned arrays.
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This is science.
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This is technology.
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They'll go bad in the tin.
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Canoes.
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Rush.
275
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You don't suppose Commander Scott took a rotten food with him, do you?
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What did it say in the instruction book?
277
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Oh, no, they don't bother with that.
278
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Oh, no, I understand these things.
279
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I have quite a leaning to science.
280
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It'll be more of a falling over than a leaning toad.
281
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Oh, I know what it is.
282
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What is toad?
283
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I know why you're saying all these things.
284
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We're saying them because we don't want all this expensive food to go bad.
285
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That's what you say, but I know.
286
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Jealousy.
287
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What?
288
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No, no, no, no.
289
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I don't blame you.
290
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It's a natural reaction, but...
291
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Your jealous of my having the latest scientific equipment while you...
292
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Futile about with your jars and your salt and your sugar.
293
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Oh, toad.
294
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Well, if that's what you think, I'm going.
295
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And I'll come with you, Ratty.
296
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You ate until you tried my cans of food and then you'll change your tutors way and see.
297
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Well, I don't think we ought to go at all.
298
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It'll only encourage him.
299
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Oh, Ratty.
300
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Toad will be very hurt and serve him right.
301
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Anyway, what about us?
302
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Jealous of his modern technology, he said we were.
303
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You may have forgotten that, but I haven't.
304
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I haven't forgotten, Ratty.
305
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But Toad doesn't mean half of what he says.
306
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It's true.
307
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There's not much that's worth listening to in the other half.
308
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Well, there you are then.
309
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But he is our friend and a river banker.
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And we may not be together for very much longer.
311
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If the railway comes through.
312
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Oh, I suppose so.
313
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But listen to it.
314
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Cordially invited to an exquisite repasse.
315
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And he can't spell exquisite.
316
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Exquisite repasse to celebrate the finest achievements of the food preservers art.
317
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Very modest.
318
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Typical toad.
319
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I mean, say he's only had the stuff in the cans for a month.
320
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Bless.
321
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He said it would last forever.
322
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My dear Rat, for toad to have waited for anything for three weeks is a small.
323
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So I think we have to celebrate this extraordinary outburst of patience by honoring toad hall with our presence.
324
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Oh, right.
325
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Oh, good.
326
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Mind you.
327
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I think I shall take some simple precautions in the way of alternatives.
328
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Well, I must say, I thought the cold can some.
329
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It was very possible.
330
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Yes.
331
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Oh, yes.
332
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I got the distinct feeling that it was hot, consomme, that had gone cold.
333
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By accident.
334
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Yes.
335
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Ah.
336
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Ah.
337
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What, Mo?
338
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I was just thinking that the soup course was so long ago that I've always forgot what it tasted like.
339
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Yes, yes.
340
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I wonder if I'm going to have to wait.
341
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Oh, Jack.
342
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Much longer.
343
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From the sound of things rat.
344
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Yes.
345
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Ha ha.
346
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Or perhaps not.
347
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Oh, thank goodness he's coming.
348
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Oh, here we are.
349
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Toad.
350
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Well, come back.
351
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It wasn't that long, was I?
352
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Oh, heavens.
353
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
No.
354
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Yes.
355
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
Anyway, here we are.
356
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The main course.
357
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The, erm, the, erm...
358
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About that's not the important part.
359
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What will this town do?
360
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
What will convert the unbeliever?
361
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Er, ready?
362
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000
To the wonders of the buffalo-paid and canning machine will be the...
363
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Vegetable.
364
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Yes, where are the vegetables, Toad?
365
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Where are the...
366
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Well, they're in the tin.
367
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Erm, the cans.
368
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, they...
369
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I shall open them in your prison.
370
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Unless you should suspect that I pick them fresh from the garden this very afternoon.
371
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I shall heat them over the spirit lamp and allow you to savour the finest achievements of the food presenters' art.
372
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Oh, erm...
373
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Yes, yes, erm, erm, yes.
374
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Now where's the tin...
375
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Where's the can opener?
376
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Oh, here we are.
377
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000
I hope those tins are sound, Toad.
378
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Sound, of course they sound.
379
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Erm, some of them look distinctly bulgy.
380
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
No worse than their own, no badger.
381
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
I heard that.
382
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000
There's nothing wrong with my tin with my cans.
383
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Erm...
384
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Yes, you can...
385
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Erm...
386
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
As much as you like.
387
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
You'll see.
388
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Now I thought I'd make a little speech.
389
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
No speech.
390
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Oh, all right.
391
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
If that's the way you feel.
392
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
We feel hungry, Toad.
393
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Oh, yes, well...
394
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This is a significant moment in the history of the riverbank.
395
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A moment to treasure in the memory.
396
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000
The opening of the first can of Toad Hall, Brockley Tucks.
397
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,000
A moment that will leave the great name of Toad covered in glory.
398
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Aah!
399
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
What a stin!
400
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Toad, I warned you.
401
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Oh, I can't understand it.
402
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
I told you about the germs.
403
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Toad!
404
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Oh, to...
405
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
To...
406
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
No, no, no, no, no.
407
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000
It's a charge in a thousand loomish units, but...
408
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
That's better. I'll be cleaned up and no...
409
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Oh!
410
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Oh!
411
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Oh!
412
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Oh!
413
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Oh!
414
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Oh!
415
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Oh, dear.
416
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
This is too much.
417
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
No, no, no, wait.
418
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000
There's a fresh coal cellard at my house.
419
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Red, rock, rock, go!
420
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Yes, please, Pigeon!
421
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Oh!
422
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Hey, I...
423
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
I say...
424
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Look here.
425
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Come back.
426
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
This locks more, Eila.
427
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I look for the asparagus!
428
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh!
429
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh, no!
430
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Oh, bad!
431
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Yeah!
432
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Skingy, a dream, and silver and gold.
433
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:22,000
From sunshine and shadows and days long ago.
434
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Where people, our members, and stars unfold.
435
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:37,000
When love, the tales you have taught me.
436
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:44,000
When men, the will of you, just seem to know.
437
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Oh, you can turn to an inch way to go.
438
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:57,000
To a wide, drawn, wide, small.
439
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:04,000
When men, the will of you, will of you, just seem to know.
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