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When the willows say the self-ertune Follow my voice wherever it leads
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From mountains, through valleys, to deep oil and seas
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The blood and the wings of the green can always
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In the countryside around the riverbank There was a restlessly soror
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From the first peep of sun Excited, challenging birdsong echoed from every spina and bedroom
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Where the green and pink and red of fresh new growth spiked untiedily from the old
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The river Chattering South seemed clear to all at once, and on its bank Rat scrubbed and polished
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His over-wanted boat to the sharp sound of busy ducks and moorheads
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And all this newfound waking energy of the growing year had even seeped into toad hall
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Where its owner, more used to comfort and cream cakes, was actually working on his latest
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Yet at least for the moment, who round his acquisition
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Will this just show the baby?
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Show who? Um, whom toad?
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Hey, well, you know, anybody? There, hahaha! Easy, busy. What next, Bill?
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Um, finally, simply connect the positive water terminal post A and the negative water terminal post B
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Oh, no, yeah, hmm, it's simple enough, isn't it?
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Mmm, spoochie, er, terminal post A, yes, yes, and B, yes, got it off
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Um, oh, funny, doesn't she give you any wires?
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No wires, toad? Oh, dear.
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It's all right, Mode, it's all right, don't pass. I just wish you hadn't bought it from the weasels, that's all.
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Well, er, well, really, Mode, look with my knowledge of electricity and physics and molecules and everything.
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I thought molecules was chemistry-tech.
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Well, yes, there you are then.
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Um, yeah, yes, toad? No, quite obviously, the reason why there are no wires is that this is the, of course, the very latest equipment, huh?
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I don't suppose you've heard of wireless telephony.
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Well, yes, I have.
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But the instruction books has connect the wire?
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Well, then, they've just given me the wrong instruction book.
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Hm, don't really need wire, eh?
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Er, it's all right, I'll just connect the condenser cell to the, er, the coposol part here.
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The what?
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And the, er, ah, and it's finished.
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Oh, yeah, perfect.
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Oh, well, if you say so.
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But now you pop off into Moline and you shall be the first of the river bankers to have me.
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Toad.
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Talking to you on the electric telephone.
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Toad.
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Oh, come on, back me no buts.
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Toad, it won't work.
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Won't work?
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Won't work?
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Of course it will work.
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Look at that.
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I haven't got a telephone.
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Oh, Mel, look, Debbie, so...
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Er...
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Er...
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No, well, of course.
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I know that, Bob.
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How many instruments did the weasel sell you?
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Well, er, er, they, they were waiting for the others to come in.
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Oh, Toad.
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You'll go back home and I'll just drive across and see if they've got the day.
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Oh, Toad, do be careful.
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No need to worry about me.
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Oh, I should think not, no, no.
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When I've made them give me, er, when they...
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If they've got the minute, I'll bring it round and fix it. All right?
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I'm very well Toad.
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I'll get home then.
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Er, if you should meet Badger, I, er, wouldn't bother to mention.
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You always...
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He doesn't understand science and progress and...
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You know that?
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All right, Toad, as you wish.
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But don't let the weasels cheat you.
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Shit, you, Mr Toad.
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Shit, you.
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Well, no, of course not. I said some.
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People, you know, they're less trusting than I might.
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Have you been just the tightiest, Mr. Spicious?
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Erm, erm, perhaps, eh?
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That's not very nice, that Mr Toad. Not very nice.
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That's just what I said to them.
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And you surely never fought at a measly amount you ended over was for more than one of those superior devices, Mr Toad.
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Er, erm, good heavens, no.
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Oh, you guess what you pays for, Mr Toad?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely so.
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How many more of the hex-Celsius electric telephone units may I have?
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The honour of supply and to you, Mr Toad?
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Erm, well, er...
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Because you are so many friends, doesn't you, hey, Mr Toad?
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Ever such a popular gen, eh?
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Erm, erm, erm, yes.
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You're well.
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Well, let's say another free.
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Shall we?
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Three?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Free.
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One for Mr Mole, one for Mr Ray, and one for our mutual friend, Mr Better.
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Yeah, Chief, you've always said that that budget was a poll.
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Oh, dear. Got that suit in pain in your foot again, have you?
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Oh, yes, eh, Chief.
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Sorry, Chief.
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Erm, free then, Mr Toad.
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Well, erm...
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Well, yes, I suppose I might as well.
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You asked two guineas a...
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Two guineas?
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Yeah, you heard a right, Mr Toad.
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But he was only 37 and 9pence last time?
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Ah, it's the demand, you see.
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Very popular, they are.
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Very popular, Mr Toad.
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Very popular.
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Oh, erm, very well.
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Erm, will you be so kind as to procure free of those
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estimable devices from the warehouse?
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Where, House Chief, we haven't got that...
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Oh!
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You really ought to get that scene, too, you know.
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Yeah, Scarpa, and get him you half-way.
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Right, Chief. Sorry, Chief.
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Er, now, if you'll excuse me, Mr Toad, I shall return to my...
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my studies.
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Oh, really?
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Yes, my colleague will see to your needs.
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Er, yes, erm, erm, erm, erm, thank you.
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Always a pleasure, erm, studdies.
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Right, now, you know what's running there free for it,
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just in Santam Park.
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Oh, boughlin'ation.
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Who's that?
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Yes, yes, come in.
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Erm...
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Oh, hello, Toad, come in.
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Huh!
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So you are at home?
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Yes, of course I'm at home.
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Well, look, don't stand there hopping up and down.
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Come in.
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I was just doing a bit of baking.
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Well, if you're in, why don't you join me, Auntie?
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Hey, I did answer. I just let you in.
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Not answer the door. Answer the telephone.
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Oh, Toad, not the wretched telephone again.
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Wretched telephone. Oh, after all the trouble I went to
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to install it.
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Yes, well, it's all right now.
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I've repainted the wall.
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No, no.
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Well, a bit of plaster's not much to favour,
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having the very latest thing in your home.
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I liked my home as it was.
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Anyway, it didn't ring.
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You mean it didn't ring?
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I didn't answer it because it didn't ring.
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Well, I was winding like mad at mine.
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Toad.
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It did not ring.
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Oh, blue.
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Oh, bottom blue.
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Perhaps the wires are down. Where have you run them?
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Why?
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The wires, the connection wires. Where have you run them?
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My dear chap, there aren't any wires.
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This is an entirely wireless system, shall we?
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Let's see.
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Latest poppycock.
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Telephones have to have wires, even I know that.
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Stick in the mud that I am.
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Erm...
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Are you...
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Sure.
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Toad, you're not seriously telling me there aren't any wires.
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What?
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I should try to offique not.
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No wires.
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No, it was just my little joke.
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Erm...
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Are you very long?
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No wires. No wires.
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Oh, very nice, Mr Toad. Very nice.
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The chief will be pleased to hear you've been calling him names.
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No, well, I actually didn't mean that he was...
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The reason why you didn't get no wires, Mr Toad is...
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You never asked for no wires.
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Did you, Mr Toad?
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No.
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No.
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You should have all the wire you want from the same highly reputable source.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Which, of course, I cannot reveal.
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I shall inform the chief of your requirements.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, all right. Thank you.
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So, let's say two and a half miles of number three go to purchase covered copper wire at five shillings per 110 yards.
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That's just...
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What a nice round number.
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Ten pounds?
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Lost delivery charges, of course.
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Of course.
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Don't bother. I'll take you with me.
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As you will, Mr Toad.
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As you will.
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Oh, my back.
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I don't care if I never see another piece of wire.
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You're so right, Ratty.
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Half of the riverbank looks like a spider's wind.
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Hello, hello, you chaps.
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Ah, there he is.
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Oh, cool. I thought you might have finished by now.
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Where have you been?
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Bean?
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You?
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We were supposed to be doing this. We were supposed to be helping.
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Yes, well, I...
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I have been checking on the quality of the installation.
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You professional eye, you know?
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The fat head.
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There you are, I say.
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Ratty's quite right, Toad.
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You always leave the work to everyone else.
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Well, I like that.
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It was over my generosity and my scientific genius.
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You wouldn't have a telephone at all.
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Either of you.
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Then where would you be?
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Better off.
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Oh, oh, better.
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Hello, badger.
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What is all this nonsense about the electric telephone?
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Um...
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Well, the riverbank seems to be chattering about it.
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Oh, really?
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It's true, badger.
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Toads connecting us all up with toad whore.
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We're connecting us all up with toad whore.
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Yes.
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You mean these absurd wires hanging about are you ever toad?
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They are not absurd wires, badger.
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They are best quality, gut-a-percher-covered copper conductors.
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Ah...
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Oh...
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Look like washing lines to me.
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Oh, washing lines.
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You won't say that when I've wired you into the system.
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What's that?
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Yes, there's an Excelsior telephone unit waiting for you, too.
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Then it'll wait, toad.
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A very long time.
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Right?
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Because I won't be having one.
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You wouldn't.
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But they're the very latest thing.
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Oh, and so was your electric doorbell.
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Ah, well, yeah, well, that's...
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And the camera.
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Yeah, well...
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And the air suction cleans in machine.
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Yeah, but...
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And the electric lift.
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Oh, well, if you're going to be like that, just forget about the whole thing.
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Forget it, forget it.
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I have forgotten it.
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But badger, don't you realize that if you had an electric telephone,
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I could ring you up for a shot at any old time.
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That is why I have forgotten it.
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Oh, oh, that's very nice.
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It might be useful, Badger.
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Mm-hmm.
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What's that all?
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No.
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Don't tell me you've caught this nonsense, too.
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I'm just thinking, Badger, that an electric telephone might be useful if, um...
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Well, if you were ill.
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Kindly thought, Mo.
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But if I were to be ill, do you imagine that a telephone conversation with Toad would make me better?
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Oh, no.
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I see what you mean.
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Well, if that's the way you feel, I shall give your telephone to Otter.
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I hope it's waterproof, then.
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Quite a damn place, Otters.
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I say, though, Badger, you will have a spot of afternoon tea with us, won't you?
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Yeah.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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My dear friend, Mole, is priest.
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I still am.
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I stroll this way.
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Oh, good, good.
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And, uh, let's go in.
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm afraid I have no time for self-indulgence.
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Oh, too.
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No.
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I have my scientific tasks to do.
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Oh, do have up.
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No, no.
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Thank you, Mo.
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I shall return to Toad Hall and complete the wiring connection.
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Oh, very well.
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When I have done so, I will ring the bell here.
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How do you do that, Toad?
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Well, I simply, um, Twitter the switch thing.
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Oh, something.
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And wind the, uh, the other, a bit.
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I see.
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Very scientific.
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Yes, well.
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Anyway, when you hear the bell, Mole, you switch the, uh, switch.
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And we will be able to converse, just as if I were here.
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You stayed for tea, you would be here.
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Yes.
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Look, Mole, that isn't the point.
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Bye, Dime-off.
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Goodbye, Toad.
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Goodbye, Toad.
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Hi.
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Or if, why?
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Mind the wires, Toad.
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What?
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I said, mind the-
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
321
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Oh!
322
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Oh!
323
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Oh!
324
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Oh!
325
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Oh!
326
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Oh!
327
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Oh!
328
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Oh!
329
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Oh!
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Oh!
331
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Oh!
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Oh!
333
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Oh!
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Oh!
335
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Yes, yes, he put strong wires in those, yes.
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Dear me, never at a loss, is he?
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Just a pity, all that ingenuity is wasted on such vain, fiddle fiddle.
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Oh, Toad.
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Come on, tea.
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Oh!
341
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Oh!
342
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Oh!
343
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Stupid screwdriver!
344
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Stupid telephone!
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Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid, wait off!
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Oh!
347
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Now, where does this wire go?
348
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It isn't anywhere.
349
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It isn't anywhere at Cango.
350
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No, wait a minute.
351
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Of course.
352
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It must be a spare.
353
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I mean, I have a spare wheel on the motor car.
354
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Yes, it's course.
355
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Well, then I'll just, I'll show it on there with the other one.
356
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It's like, I...
357
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Oh, what?
358
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Oh!
359
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Oh!
360
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That's it, finished.
361
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Nothing to it, really.
362
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I wonder how much longer it'll be before Toad rings.
363
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I wouldn't wait for it, Moly.
364
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He's probably taken up polo by now.
365
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Yes.
366
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Foolish, butterfly-minded creature.
367
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He'll have forgotten all about it.
368
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And after what he did to my wall.
369
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Oh!
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Now, depress the small switch to Bell.
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How? Lift the handset.
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Right.
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Now wind the generator crank vigorously.
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Good, windy.
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Flat.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Now for it.
378
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Now for the scientific wonder of the age.
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Now for the new era of communication.
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Come on.
381
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Mel? Mel? Mel?
382
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Mel, come on!
383
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Is that a ring?
384
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I heard nothing. I'm a little deaf.
385
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It's been giving little teens for a while.
386
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Woodward, I shouldn't wonder.
387
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Maybe I ought to wind the handle just in case.
388
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I wouldn't, Mel.
389
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Might be the wrong thing and you'd never hear the end of it.
390
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Quite right, ready, quite right.
391
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Come on, Mel. Come on.
392
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Where's your ring?
393
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I'm sure that was a ring.
394
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Well, if you say so, Mel.
395
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Though if that's the electric telephone, well...
396
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I told you, Mel. I told you.
397
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I'm going to ring.
398
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Stupid, stupid creature. Hello.
399
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Hello. Hello.
400
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Come on, Mel.
401
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Yeah.
402
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Anything, Mel? Nothing. Nothing.
403
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As I thought, Chuck, another flesh in the pan.
404
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He rang. He rang. He rang.
405
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Scary, you're dreaming, so the run'd go.
406
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From sunshine and the shadows,
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on days long ago, where people are members
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and stars unfold.
409
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We love the tales you have told me.
410
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When the walls you just seem to know,
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though you can turn to in which way to go.
412
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To a one, to a one, to a one, to a one,
413
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when the door goes to the door.
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