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The Chameleon has already
threatened to kill you...
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if your paths
should ever cross again.
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You don't get to be
the Man of a Thousand Faces...
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without learning
a few new tricks.
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I always thought there wasn't
enough of me to go around.
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Here I always thought
there was one too many.
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Shall we say the price is
$5 million? Cash, of course.
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Shall we say
when can I get it?
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Michael!
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Just when you think
he's run out of surprises.
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Knight Rider,
a shadowy flight...
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into the dangerous world
of a man...
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who does not exist.
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Michael Knight,
a young loner...
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on a crusade to champion
the cause of the innocent...
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the helpless, the powerless...
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in a world of criminals
who operate above the law.
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Look at it, Bryson.
Smell it.
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Yeah. They must've
just waxed the floors.
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I'm not talking about floors, Bryson.
I'm talking about American jurisprudence.
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The District Court of Appeals.
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The conscience of
the criminal justice system.
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Save it for the judge.
I'm just warming up.
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In this game, you've got to
come out of the blocks fast.
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Do you mind if we
make a little pit stop?
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You know, there's always
something with you.
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Bryson, will you lighten up?
You'll live longer.
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All right.
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Come on.
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You know the routine.
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Age before beauty.
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How long you been doing this?
About six years.
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Take off your robe.
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No, it's not what you think, Your
Honor. Come on, just take it off. Hurry.
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That's it. Move it.
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Escaped prisoner.
Hit the alarm!
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KITT, give me the point spread
on this week's game, will you?
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Michael, I really
don't think gambling...
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is a proper use
of Foundation equipment.
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You're absolutely right. Forget
it. I shouldn't have asked.
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I was way, way out of line.
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Thank you, Michael.
Just tell me who's gonna win.
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Michael!
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Devon is calling.
Yo, Devon!
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What's up, buddy? Nothing
good, I'm afraid, Michael.
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You remember that thief you caught
with a shipment of stolen arms?
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J. Gordon Baxter?
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Alias, the Chameleon. How can
I forget? But he's in prison.
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Was, Michael.
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He was scheduled to appear at the
District Court of Appeals this morning.
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He's just escaped.
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Knowing the Chameleon as well
as I do, he's long gone by now.
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Not necessarily. They've
cordoned off the building.
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There's reason to believe he
may still be in the vicinity.
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All right, I got you.
We're on our way.
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You have my sympathies, Judge.
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At least I can take this
face off when I'm finished.
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He's in there. The escaped
prisoner's in my chambers! Hurry!
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He's done it again!
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Okay, buddy, out!
I'm commandeering this van.
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Did you see
what that lady just did?
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KITT, that was no lady.
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Michael?
We're going for it, partner.
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That's the van
over there, Michael.
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It's only been a matter of seconds,
Michael. He couldn't have gotten far.
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That's the Chameleon, partner.
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Couple of seconds
is all it takes.
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I mean, it's remarkable.
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Imagine being capable of
producing a mask of this quality...
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while locked up
behind prison bars.
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You don't get to be The Man of a
Thousand Voices and a Thousand Faces...
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without learning
a few new tricks.
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I had him, Devon.
I had him!
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Yes, it's an all-too-common
story, I'm afraid, Michael.
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The important thing
is now...
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with his reputation for
stealing sophisticated weapons...
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and selling them
to the highest bidder...
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he's got to be caught,
and the sooner, the better.
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Anything new on him in the
computer? Nothing useful.
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He's been in prison since you helped
put him there back in August, 1982.
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What about his daughter,
Tonie?
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Tonie? According to our information,
she still lives here in town.
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Terrific.
It's a good place to start.
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Michael, I know it goes without
saying, but I'm going to say it anyway.
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Be careful.
I will.
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Perhaps later, my place?
Alone?
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Believe me, Bertil,
it's not the impossible dream.
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My friends, yes.
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How are you doing?
Fine.
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Excuse me, my good...
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Gordon, is that you?
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Yes, it is you, isn't it?
Welcome home!
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It's good to be back, Armand. I
see, the place is about the same.
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Only the bellybuttons
have changed.
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It's all right, Ryles.
He's an old friend.
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Two years is a long time,
eh, my friend?
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You have no idea, Armand.
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That's why I plan to make up
for every moment of it.
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Of course. Of course.
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How may I help you?
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First, I need one big job.
And the bigger, the better.
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All right.
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I've recently received
inquiries about an item...
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that might be
right up your alley.
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It's called
Project Lone Eagle.
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The Air Force is testing
it now at Webly Field.
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And how much is in it
for me?
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$1 million.
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It's a start.
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I'm glad you think so.
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But you said, "first."
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May I ask, what's second?
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Yes.
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I plan to kill someone
by the name of Michael Knight.
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Michael, if Tonie Baxter
lives...
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where that so-called music
is coming from...
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I suspect she hasn't heard
about her father's escape.
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I don't know.
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Guess that depends
on how she feels about him.
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KITT, run down the name of the top
dog in illegal arms around here.
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I'll get right on it, Michael.
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And keep...
Your scanner peeled.
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Right.
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No, thank you.
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Who said that?
I did.
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Please keep your advertisement
off my person.
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"Off your person?"
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You're a car!
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A figure of speech.
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Wow. I've heard of alarm systems
that do everything, but...
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now they've got one
that talks.
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We all got a job to do.
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Not on me!
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Look, I got my professional
pride to deal with here!
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I got integrity!
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When I promise to deliver
500 circulars...
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I don't just dump them in the
sewer like some other guys!
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The things I'm forced
to put up with.
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Michael?
Hi, Tonie.
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Whoo!
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You look terrific.
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The place is kind of a mess.
I've been rehearsing all morning.
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It's my band's new song.
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00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,267
I didn't say your place,
I said you.
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00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,342
Don't tell me. You just happened
to be in the neighborhood and...
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00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,410
What's my father done now?
Escaped.
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00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:19,152
What's that got to do with
me? Tonie, he's your father.
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So what?
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00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,993
It's a biological fact,
not a relationship.
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00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,690
Whether you want to believe it
or not, there is a difference.
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One doesn't necessarily
equal the other.
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Tonie, I know how painful this
is for you. Then why are you here?
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Because someone had to come.
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I thought you'd rather hear it from me
than from some rookie cop taking notes.
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I'm sorry, Michael. You
were straight with me before.
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It's just that every time I think
he's out of my life once and for all...
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someone knocks on my door, or I
turn on the TV and there he is again.
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00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,688
Looks like you put a lot of room
between you and your old life, huh?
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00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,663
What happened to college?
I quit.
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It's all part
of burying the past.
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You can see
how successful it's been.
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The answer's no.
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What?
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00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,101
Your eyes have been asking
ever since you walked in:
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"Have you seen your father?
Has he contacted you?"
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All right.
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You've always
been straight with me.
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Your answer's "no."
I got no more questions.
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Just one request.
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If you happen to see your
father, I'd appreciate a call.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Don't give up on that
new life. It can be done.
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Did she give you anything,
Michael?
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Yeah.
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The truth.
She hasn't seen him. Yet.
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What did you get
on that arms dealer?
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Armand Pressler, one of the most
ruthless traffickers in illegal arms...
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on the
North American continent.
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Sounds like my kind of guy.
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KITT, this Armand Pressler...
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didn't get to be number one
arms dealer playing with kids.
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He's got to think
I'm a top mercenary.
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Michael, top mercenaries...
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always seem to have
other mercenaries...
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out to assassinate them.
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Wouldn't you be happier with a more
modest rating, say, fourth or fifth?
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Forget it, pal!
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Armand only deals with the
best and if I'm not the best...
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He won't
lead you to the Chameleon.
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That's the bottom line. So
let's make me one mean machine.
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As you wish, Michael.
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Since soldiers of fortune
invariably use aliases...
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you can choose between John
Doe, Jack Smith, or Joe Brown.
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00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,295
I'll take Jack Smith.
Sounds like a winner.
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00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,963
Very well. Jack Smith it is.
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Former Special Forces
commando, active in the Congo...
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Namibia, Dominican Republic.
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Let's not overdo it here!
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00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,274
Michael,
you wanted to be top dog.
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00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:40,985
Anything else you want to tell me
before I enter this den of jackals?
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Yes, Michael.
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Don't tell me.
That means, "be careful."
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In Swahili.
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Thanks, partner.
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Hey! You need
a membership card.
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My initiation fee.
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We don't need any new members.
Then I'll just visit.
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00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,168
That's all right.
I'll just seat myself.
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00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,623
Hi, my name is Ingrid.
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Hello, Ingrid. Can I buy
you a drink? Thank you.
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00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,559
Dar Bel Dormey.
Put it on my tab, please.
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00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,331
That's a very good choice.
Cool, fine, elegant. Nice flavor.
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Just like a woman
named Ingrid.
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00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,275
And what is your name?
Jack Smith.
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00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,045
Good choice.
I'm glad you like it.
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Ingrid, can you tell me where I might
find a man by the name of Armand Pressler?
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00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,443
Yes. Try over there.
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I'll see you later?
Mmm-hmm.
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Easy, Ryles. Sit. Sit.
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That's quite all right.
Don't get up.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
My name is Jack Smith.
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That hardly seems reason enough
to attack my bouncer, Mr. Smith.
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He attacked.
I just retaliated.
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A man after my own heart.
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00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,933
Now, just why are you here?
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I'm in need of something very special.
I heard you were once the man to see.
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"Once," as in past tense?
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When the Chameleon
was working for you.
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But now that he is in prison,
Armand...
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they say you've lost
some of your touch.
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Whoever "they" are, Mr...
Smith.
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Smith...
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don't know what
"they" are talking about.
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00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,975
As for the Chameleon, well, I have
someone just as good, if not better.
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00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,145
Fine, I'll talk to him.
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00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,042
No, no, no, I don't think so.
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00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,581
Now, just what is it
you wanted?
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Scorpion missiles.
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00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,287
Scorpion missiles?
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00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,528
For that,
I'll need a little time.
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00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:09,065
Take as long as you want.
Up to 24 hours.
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I'll be in touch.
244
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,840
Telephone
for Mr. Armand Pressler.
245
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,503
Telephone
for Mr. Armand Pressler.
246
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,614
KITT, Armand just got a call.
Let's see what it's all about, huh?
247
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,210
Right, Michael.
248
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,361
Ah-ha.
They're using a scrambler.
249
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:38,726
I'm afraid so, Michael.
250
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,699
A very good one, I might add. It's
beyond my deciphering capabilities.
251
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,498
Bonnie's been dying to try
out that new LBG analyzer.
252
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,162
Here's her big chance.
253
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,675
Tonie. Don't be afraid,
I'm your father.
254
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:58,710
Father?
255
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,581
Is that the role
you're playing now?
256
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,848
I never stopped
being your father.
257
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,447
What about all those years
you spent in prison?
258
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,720
Or off somewhere
selling guns?
259
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:12,127
Tonie, a man does
what he has to do. That's all.
260
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:14,165
And he gets
what he deserves.
261
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:17,463
In your case, that was prison.
Yeah, but not this time.
262
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:21,495
No one's ever gonna put me away
again. Especially Michael Knight.
263
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,402
Tonie, what did you tell him?
264
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,977
What could I tell him?
I don't know anything.
265
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:28,672
Good girl.
Please.
266
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:33,377
Tonie, look.
I am working on a big one.
267
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,784
This time I'm going to make
more money for us...
268
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,549
than you've ever seen
in your entire life...
269
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,022
and I'm doing it just for us,
honey. For you and me.
270
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,026
I don't want your money.
271
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,255
You want to know
what I want, Dad?
272
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,456
I want you
to leave me alone.
273
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:50,023
Because you hurt me. And I
don't want to be hurt anymore.
274
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,262
Tonie!
275
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,164
Look, I have to go to the High Desert.
We'll talk about this when I get back.
276
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,801
Baby, believe me. Hurting you is
the last thing I ever want to do.
277
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,286
Getting any closer, Bonnie?
278
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:12,345
Should be.
279
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:16,690
The LBG analyzer is on the cutting
edge of sonic distortion technology.
280
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,595
In English please, Bonnie.
281
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,359
It'll break down any scrambled
message, given enough time.
282
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:24,197
How much time? How much time?
I'll tell you when I get it.
283
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:37,277
Yes. It's me.
284
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,011
That's it. That's it.
You are beautiful.
285
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,349
The Lone Eagle
is about to fly.
286
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:45,783
Very good.
287
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:48,223
And once you finish this job,
my friend...
288
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:52,059
I have a new buyer
you may wish to meet.
289
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:56,326
Forget it, Armand.
After this job, I'm retiring.
290
00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,967
Lone Eagle.
Any idea what that means?
291
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,439
A code name for the
Chameleon's next target.
292
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,044
Do you know where
that phone call came from?
293
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,917
A phone booth
in the Laurel Canyon area.
294
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:17,079
Laurel Canyon.
That's where Tonie lives.
295
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,657
Michael, do you think
he's gone to meet her?
296
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,352
I don't think, Devon. I know.
297
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:43,407
Now that's what I call a very
nice flowing, easy stride.
298
00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,209
How did you find me?
299
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,877
Don't tell me that car
of yours is psychic, too.
300
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:48,977
Almost.
301
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:52,490
But this time I asked your
friendly next door neighbor.
302
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,191
You mind if I join you?
303
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,184
Michael, you're weird.
304
00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:01,528
Why? Half the men in
America jog. With their dogs.
305
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,692
Not their cars.
306
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,860
Rocky Marciano,
Muhammad Ali...
307
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,870
are still pretty
after all those fights.
308
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:08,838
The Bronx Bomber,
Joe Louis...
309
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:12,138
every one of them did road work
with their car following behind them.
310
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,405
Right, KITT?
Whatever you say, Michael.
311
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,538
There.
I take that back.
312
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:18,381
You're both weird.
313
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,749
Now what do you want? To know
what your father said to you.
314
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,117
I haven't seen him.
315
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,646
What happened to us playing
it straight with each other?
316
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,118
Tonie?
317
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,759
All right, he came by.
318
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:32,854
Thanks for calling.
319
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:34,922
Michael, whatever he's done,
he's my father.
320
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,696
It's a biological fact,
remember?
321
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:42,033
He's also the one who caused you to give
up college and a very promising future.
322
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,836
Meaning, as a singer,
I should take up law?
323
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,605
No, meaning,
you don't owe him anything.
324
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:52,174
Tonie, I'm sorry.
Just tell me what he's after.
325
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,644
He didn't tell me, Michael.
326
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:57,784
And that's the truth.
327
00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:01,350
All right. You have no
idea where I can find him?
328
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,784
No.
329
00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:04,890
Only...
330
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,255
What?
331
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:10,056
He said something about having
to go to the High Desert.
332
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,160
And I don't think
it was for his health.
333
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,034
That makes two of us,
thank you.
334
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:22,070
Bonnie, fill me in...
335
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,774
on High Desert
defense installations.
336
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:25,873
He could hit any of
a dozen places, Michael.
337
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,977
They're all low profile,
high security testing sites.
338
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,022
It's hard to learn
much about them.
339
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,319
Well, the Chameleon
managed to.
340
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:38,553
KITT, does any of them show a computer
file on the Lone Eagle Project?
341
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:44,828
I have it, Michael.
342
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:49,135
Webly Field is conducting
tests on a project X12JP1.
343
00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:51,072
Code name. Lone Eagle.
344
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:55,677
Bonnie, have Devon warn the base.
They could be in for a nasty surprise.
345
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:12,294
Just keep driving, Major.
I'll tell you when to stop.
346
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,264
Michael, we've reached the
outer limits of Webly Field.
347
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,102
Give me the ETA
for the main base.
348
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:25,472
Two point five minutes,
Michael.
349
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,617
Morning, sir.
Morning, Sergeant.
350
00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,824
Your ID, sir?
351
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,721
Thank you, Major Anderson.
352
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,850
All right,
tap the base security channel.
353
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,017
All's quiet, Michael.
354
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:50,789
There's no breach of security
indicated.
355
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,455
There's gotta be something.
356
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:56,066
Use your infrared
to scan the area.
357
00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,227
Michael, there's
a four-wheeled vehicle...
358
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,862
heading for the
ordinance testing ground...
359
00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,634
and it's traveling fast.
360
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:05,437
All right, use the IGP
and try for an ID.
361
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,810
It's him, Michael.
E. Gordon Baxter.
362
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,820
I think we just
caught ourselves a chameleon.
363
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:18,912
Let's nail him!
364
00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:48,546
KITT, where does this road go?
365
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,283
He's outsmarted himself, Michael.
It dead ends at a cliff just ahead.
366
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:53,984
We've got him.
Don't count on it.
367
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:58,461
He might disguise himself as a
rock or a bush, or even a chameleon.
368
00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:02,223
There he is.
369
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,324
I see him.
370
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:06,063
Michael, what on earth
is he putting on his back?
371
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:09,129
Something tells me that's the
Project Lone Eagle, partner.
372
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:39,501
I'll give the Chameleon credit
for a brilliant deception.
373
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:42,364
He walked right through
top security...
374
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,238
and flew off
with their prototype jetpack.
375
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,102
KITT, give me everything
you've got on the Lone Eagle.
376
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:51,274
It makes all its predecessors
look like toys.
377
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,112
It can stay airborne
six minutes...
378
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,982
has stealth scramblers
and night-flight vision.
379
00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:58,045
What about its
offensive capabilities?
380
00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:01,114
Definitely possible, but
still in the development stage.
381
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,524
Imagine what a terrorist
could do with that.
382
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:06,029
Yeah, and now it's on its
way to Armand Pressler.
383
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:07,496
You call the bank, will you?
384
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,396
I'm gonna need some money
to flash around.
385
00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:10,729
How much?
386
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,692
Say, $500,000.
387
00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:15,962
Dollars?
388
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,100
I can't go in there
with yen or shekels, can I?
389
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,645
Now, if I'm a high roller,
I got to look like one.
390
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,471
Michael, your pulse
and adrenalin levels are high.
391
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:49,528
Phew!
392
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:53,236
Right where they should be,
partner. Got a lot of bread in here.
393
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:55,211
Keep your scanner warm.
394
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,555
Oh, no! Not you again.
395
00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:16,159
You really a talking car?
396
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:18,964
No, I'm a tight end
for the Chicago Bears.
397
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,005
I like the 49ers myself.
398
00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:23,935
You work hard. Don't you think
you deserve some time off?
399
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:25,635
Like a few years?
400
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:29,910
Are you kidding? I'm performing
a very important service here.
401
00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:33,849
See this? It's got a puzzle
on it. It's a tough one.
402
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:37,849
But whoever figures it out wins
a fortune in valuable prizes.
403
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:42,860
I mean, I could be responsible for
changing somebody's whole life around.
404
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:45,390
Bye-bye.
405
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,230
A tough puzzle?
406
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,983
It's a good way
to lose a hand.
407
00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:09,747
But, Mr. Smith,
I don't understand.
408
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,419
You saying you are no longer
interested in the Scorpion missile?
409
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,516
You heard what I said, Armand.
410
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:18,221
I want the Lone Eagle jetpack,
instead.
411
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:22,997
It was stolen yesterday by a man who
could have only been the Chameleon.
412
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,933
Now, can you deliver
or can you not deliver?
413
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:31,066
I'm sorry.
I already have another buyer.
414
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,943
However, I'm not a man to let
honor stand in the way of greed.
415
00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:41,078
Shall we say the price is
$5 million? Cash, of course.
416
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,382
Shall we say
when can I get it?
417
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,381
Call me here in an hour. I'll
tell you the time and the place.
418
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,291
Now, if this is too heavy
for you to carry.
419
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,123
No, thank you very much.
I believe I can manage.
420
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:14,079
What do you think
you're doing?
421
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,713
What I do best, make money.
422
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:21,655
Shouldn't you be getting
the rockets for the jetpack?
423
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,857
For your information,
that was Michael Knight...
424
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:27,762
from The Foundation
for Law and Government.
425
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,099
Well, what do you know
about that?
426
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:34,330
I thought
you were going to kill him?
427
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,202
That's right, Armand.
428
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:39,407
And I know just the way.
429
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:57,417
If it goes the way I plan...
430
00:34:57,495 --> 00:35:00,259
we'll smoke out the jetpack
and the Chameleon.
431
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,161
Michael, it's Devon.
432
00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,456
Yo, Devon.
433
00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:05,729
Michael, you've just had
a call from Tonie Baxter.
434
00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,828
She needs to talk to you
right away.
435
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,964
Okay, I'll get her
and keep you posted.
436
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,030
All right.
437
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:12,938
KITT, get me Tonie.
438
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,076
Hello?
439
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:21,680
Michael, I need to see you.
440
00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:23,552
Tonie, is something wrong?
441
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:24,679
Michael, he's here.
442
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:28,219
He's had a change of heart and
he wants to turn himself in.
443
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,384
Only he's afraid.
444
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:32,722
Afraid of who?
The police? Armand?
445
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,792
Everyone. Michael, I've never
seen him like this before.
446
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,131
He's afraid he won't even
make it back to prison alive.
447
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,333
All right, Tonie, you have my
word. I won't let anyone hurt him.
448
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:42,429
I'm on my way.
449
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:43,965
Goodbye, Michael.
450
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,343
KITT, call Devon
and fill him in on this.
451
00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,382
Michael, you know
this could be a trap.
452
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,544
Way ahead of you, partner.
I'm way ahead of you.
453
00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:07,793
Keep your eyes open.
454
00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:19,000
Michael,
thank God you're here.
455
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:21,010
Where's your father?
In the kitchen.
456
00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:28,977
Take it easy.
457
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:36,818
Who are you?
Where's my father?
458
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:38,361
He had another appointment to keep.
459
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:39,794
Michael, I didn't know.
I swear.
460
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,229
I know, Tonie.
It's all right.
461
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:43,733
Look, it's me you want.
Let her go.
462
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:47,099
Fat chance, Knight.
Or should I say, Smith?
463
00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:51,007
Now let's move toward
the back, slow and easy.
464
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,270
You first, Knight.
465
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,371
No fancy stuff...
466
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,877
or she gets it first.
467
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:07,353
All right, I'm asking you one
more time. Leave the girl here.
468
00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:08,756
Forget it.
469
00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:11,026
Michael was right, Devon.
It's a trap.
470
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,029
I hope to heaven
he hasn't been hurt.
471
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:15,998
Not yet, but these plans
of his make me nervous.
472
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,795
And they have Tonie as well.
473
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,803
Be ready when he needs you, KITT.
Don't let him out of your sight.
474
00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:22,634
Not a chance, Devon.
475
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:25,767
Okay, you drive.
476
00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:28,843
I'm in back with her,
so don't try anything funny.
477
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,813
Phase two KITT, right now.
478
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,315
This is the police.
479
00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,327
I'll ask you once.
You better listen good.
480
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:54,598
Where is the Chameleon going?
481
00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,399
All right.
Have it your way.
482
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,645
Okay. Okay. He's heading
for JBX Industries.
483
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:03,805
That's all I know.
484
00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:05,007
That's plenty.
485
00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:15,954
Let's go.
486
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,522
Jump in.
487
00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:21,495
Nice job, KITT.
488
00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:24,466
Have Devon call the police
and pick up the garbage.
489
00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:27,333
Give me anything you got
on JBX Industries.
490
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:40,708
Amazing.
491
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:43,512
You really must show me
how to do that.
492
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:46,385
I'd like to make up
as my wife's hairdresser.
493
00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:50,154
It might be interesting to hear
what she has to say about me.
494
00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:51,489
JBX Industries.
495
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:54,531
Hello, this is Devon Miles from the
Foundation of Law and Government.
496
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:57,066
I'd like to talk to
the head of plant security.
497
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,129
You sure your people
understand about Tonie?
498
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:01,228
Stop worrying.
499
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,638
I'm in the business of supplying
arms, not hurting young women.
500
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:09,509
Devon, it's nice to hear from
you again. This is John Maxwell.
501
00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:10,706
What can I do for you?
502
00:39:10,781 --> 00:39:13,750
John, we've been contacted by
the Department of Defense...
503
00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:17,686
to make an emergency check of
your facility today at 1400 hours.
504
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:20,622
That's rather short notice. And
you know how they are in Washington.
505
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:21,851
I'll be sending
Michael Knight.
506
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:25,123
He'll have the proper papers signed
by the Secretary and bearing his seal.
507
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:32,063
And a half an hour after that, you'll
have a fancy little flying machine...
508
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,603
armed with
prototype rockets...
509
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:37,402
that can destroy anything from
a tank to an aircraft carrier.
510
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:47,813
Michael, I have the
information on JBX Industries.
511
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,147
All right,
let's have it.
512
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,417
They have the government
contract for RX-9 rockets.
513
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:55,548
Whoa! That's
a gruesome little fella.
514
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:58,156
They carry the punch
of a Sidewinder missile...
515
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,493
but aren't any bigger
than your arm.
516
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:04,261
Perfect to mount on a
jetpack, right? I'm afraid so.
517
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:08,995
Hang in there.
518
00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:11,498
We'll stop him.
519
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,208
Security looks
excellent so far.
520
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:19,842
This door opens
only when we make a shipment.
521
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:25,347
And this is the only
card key. Sounds great.
522
00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,322
Show me how it works.
523
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:31,359
What's the meaning of this,
Knight?
524
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,990
Open the doors or I'll blow
you away and do it myself.
525
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:49,710
After you.
526
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,668
Where do you think
you're going? With you.
527
00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,108
You stay in the car.
528
00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:09,258
I always thought there wasn't
enough of me to go around.
529
00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:11,920
And here I always thought
there was one too many.
530
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:24,632
Give it up, Baxter.
No way!
531
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,733
I'm too close to my dream.
532
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,011
Not close enough.
533
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,480
Hey, they're loaded. Let's
get out of here. Come on.
534
00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:55,733
Michael!
Tonie, get out of here. Go!
535
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,173
KITT, I need you, buddy.
536
00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:05,710
Let's go.
537
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,319
KITT, pop the trunk!
538
00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:29,965
You all right?
539
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,181
Does that
answer your question?
540
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:45,481
Beautiful.
541
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,348
All right, let's get him.
542
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:05,341
I have their van, Michael.
All right, let's move on it.
543
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,585
It looks like
we lost Knight for good.
544
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,966
I don't believe my eyes.
545
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:32,429
Stay ahead of him.
546
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:39,237
Look out!
547
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,540
Michael,
you're not thinking of...
548
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:15,475
You bet I am.
549
00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:53,047
All right, let's go.
Chameleons hate water.
550
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:14,964
Good work, buddy.
551
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:18,371
Notify Devon to pick up Armand
and his merry brigade, will you?
552
00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,069
Right away, Michael.
553
00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:23,741
Now you can get on
with your life, Tonie.
554
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,398
Good, huh?
555
00:46:54,011 --> 00:46:55,638
Hot! Hot! Hot!
556
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,805
Very good.
Thank you, Michael.
557
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,146
I hear you and your group
may be going to London.
558
00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:02,651
The group's going,
but not me.
559
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,313
I've decided to go back to
school and get my degree.
560
00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:08,620
That's great. Not that you
couldn't make it as a singer.
561
00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:10,683
But I think going back
to school is a good idea.
562
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:11,750
Thanks.
563
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,627
Michael, this time
I need your help.
564
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:21,595
What's all this?
565
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,232
This is distressing,
that's what it is.
566
00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:26,640
I don't know how he did it,
but this little T-top...
567
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:30,202
figured out the puzzle and won a
lifetime supply of auto accessories.
568
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,269
No kidding.
569
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:34,146
Congratulations, buddy.
Check this out.
570
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:36,277
Girls, velvet seat covers.
571
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,218
A compass,
in case you get lost.
572
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,153
A perfumed Christmas tree.
573
00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:44,023
A pair of fur dice to hang
from your mirror. Great, huh?
574
00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:47,223
Look, a horn
that plays Happy Birthday.
575
00:47:47,464 --> 00:47:49,193
Buddy, how did you do it?
576
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,800
you know me with puzzles,
Michael.
577
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,804
And when I saw that one
in the circular...
578
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,363
I know. They made a
puzzle you couldn't refuse.
579
00:47:57,441 --> 00:48:00,137
Check this out.
Lace curtains, huh?
580
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,735
Michael, where did I go wrong?
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