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"Who does not work shall not eat". So my father loved to say.

And he worked like a damn thing.

Three hundred days a year spent in roads driving.

High!

But as soon as he could, he rushed home to us.

Children, dad has arrived!

Even if it meant driving all night without sleep.

Let's wave to dad!

Do not be afraid, I am ok! Now we..

Horrible.

Don’t talk Alex.

But at least we have a family.

A family without a home. What will happen to us?

When I grow up, I will become an architect. I’ll build a big beautiful house for us.

What are you going to do?

And I will become a rich man. And take care of you with mom.

Yes, but who will you work for?

I will get rich without working.

Dad always said, "who does not work, doesn’t eat. "

And how did it end?

Look here.

That's what I want to be.

To have such a plane Do you know how much money you need?

He's definitely not unemployed!

I do not need his work at all .. and her! Do you get it?

TEN YEARS AFTER ...

Hotel "Pines".

- Oh, Isabelle! Salute! - Hi.

Don’t you know Daniel is already here?

- Yes, he has arrived and is waiting. - Well.

- Alex? - Yes?

Maybe we’re going to a cafe with you?

Isabelle, I told you so. You are too young.

But we are the same age!

In fact of the matter.

Hi Daniel!

Hi Alex.

- All the way? - Yeah.

Hi Fabrice. Oops!

Love note?

No, the bill.

Fuu. Can’t you wait a week?

Here you are not an almshouse. This is a private club.

Drink - pay.

Understand, Fabrice. Loaning us you invest in the future.

In what sense?

Sooner or later we marry one of them.

And make them spend here in a hundred times more than we are now.

Are you fucking

Drink - pay.

Oh my God.

Have a good hunt, gigolo.

Well, I looked anything interesting?

Sorry, nothing for you.

And that one over there?

Stop, this is mine.

Who is this?

Denise Mashera, sixty-five years old, divorced, clearly in active search.

Packed by the most I can not.

Oh, I’ll shake her all the bones!

She is divine.

Congratulations, Daniel. Well, I have gone.

Bye, Baby.

Bloody Mary to me and my wife. I mean, the future wife.

I am coming.

Sorry. Are you wet?

Oh beautiful life ...

No love, no worries, no problems.

TWENTY EIGHT YEARS LATER ...

Beautiful life...

We are alone, we are free easy to climb.

We spend our days in fun.

We are not afraid of what will happen tomorrow.

And sleepless nights

Going to the dawn ...

ANNIE DUPRE

Beautiful life.

No love, no worries ...

... no problem ...

Oh beautiful life.

Empty hugs, timelessness, sadness.

Strike!

But remember that I love you.

And when you understand it

Wake up from sleep.

Based on the film "How to be a Latin Lover"

For you.

Alex ...

Do you know what day it is?

Today is Tuesday.

No.

Saturday and twenty eight years that we're together!

Today is our anniversary!

Well, of course!

- Happy anniversary, my love! - Ltd...

Oh thanks. What is it?

Oh, this is exactly what I dreamed about!

What an original gift.

And look, the new watch is five minutes behind.

A completely different feeling!

Thanks.

But I too prepared a gift.

Yes? And which one?

Oh, you have to go after it. It's a surprise.

In a flash, my kitten!

Wait for me!

Go ahead, Denise ...

Happy anniversary dear!

You are my joy!

I'm only afraid with my knees it will be too small for me.

Okay, I get it.

Good.

Well, that means we will not buy it.

I don't want my knees to spoil our anniversary!

We’ll take it anyway.

Finally, she will be yours.

Well, if you so want ...

Monsieur!

We will take this one.

Ahh! A wonderful choice.

Among the Aston Martins, you you will not find two of the same.

They are like snowflakes ...

How poetic ...

I'm a romantic by nature ...

And you are dangerous ...

What means of payment will you use, monsieur?

Ah ... Her.

Monsieur Alex! New car again?

What's your secret!

Sea of ​​love and a drop of lubricant.

Alex!

Sofia... Shining again like the sun.

Do you know who you look like? Monsieur Tardon, My school gym teacher.

who I was madly in love with.

I think I heard a couple of times.

You say it at every meeting!

Maybe I somehow ditch Daniel for an hour?

Do not tempt me. He is my best friend!

Yes you are friends but he said twenty five

years ago you are not was so scrupulous!

Hi Alex.

You look great!

What are you whispering about here?

Remembered Sophia's beloved teacher who influenced her so much.

- The impression of youth ...

I know.

Duck breast with potato shells for madame ...

Thanks.

And for Monsieur asparagus with sauce. Bon Appetit!

Can, Can I take a little piece?

No.

Yes, I just let me remember taste, I won’t even swallow.

Enough.

Thanks.

Would you go for a drink later?

I can not. Sofia booked me for bleaching.

You should try it.

Haha, I have already whitened my teeth.

And I'm not talking about teeth.

- So it's no joke with her.

I have no choice. The older they are the more they are drawn to the fresh.

I'm lucky, Daniel. Denise is crazy about me.

Still, be careful!

Denise and Alex

My spoiled girl!

Finally, you gave up too and you bought one

Oh you prankster ...

Alex ... you are back earlier than I thought ...

Why are you so out of breath? Did you run up the stairs again?

After such madness one gets so thirsty, am I right? ...

Ah, it's you! How's the car, like it?

It’s like above the ground flying right?

Sorry Alex, it's over.

Not like this!

We will meet again in court! Half of everything is mine.

Have you forgotten that we are not married?

How is it - not married?

So what? Think about it!

What has fallen is gone.

Ah well?!

I gave you all myself! Your best years!

Your youth!

And now that I have sagging breasts you found yourself someone younger!

Aren't you ashamed ?!

I bought this sports car for you!

I could have cheated a thousand times.

But no - and here is gratitude!

I'm being thrown out like banana peel!

It's low, Denise! How low you fell!

Despicable and petty taking back gifts If you take a gift, you steal!

If I cross this threshold, I will not be back!

Aw!

Did you hear? I left forever, it's over!

Yes to you!

"Denise and Remy."

Libra, Madame.

Thank you, Georges.

Daniel?

By itself. Of course.

Yes Yes. Price doesn't matter - after all, I'm not the one paying.

Yes darling?

Look what I found in your pocket.

But I do not understand.

- Step up on the scale!

Come on, faster, hop, hop.

Seventy-nine kilograms.

Two hundred and fifty grams more.

Yeah, but last month I lost 300.

It's true, the previous one you gained 600.

But in July, remember, I lost weight seven hundred thirty-five!

This is not enough!

But I try.

No, Daniel. In general, for six months you have gained almost a kilogram.

You understood me?

I will do a couple of extra laps in the park. a couple of laps in the park.

- Yes, and quickly! - Going.

Daniel!

You are crazy? Why are you hitting me?

Sorry it's because this equine testosterone she feeds me.

I'm all nervous.

I don’t know how horses tolerate this. What are you doing here?

It's about Denise.

She left me.

Yes. After everything I did for her.

Accept my condolences.

Yeah.

Well, well, well ... Don’t get wet, buddy.

Can I stay here for a few days?

-No way.

Although wait a minute. There is one place.

God bless you.

Come with me

So. Hallway, kitchen, living room, bedroom.

And here is the bathroom. Watch your head.

As you can see, everywhere is marble .

Come on, settle down.

What is this house?

This is the dollhouse of Sofia’s granddaughter.

I'm lost... I do not know what to do.

Talk to Sammie!

I don't even know him.

I got it. He will help you. He is the king of gigolo.

Actually, wait.

Thank you Daniel.

Will you turn off the music?

If I knew how. Okay.

Sleep, buddy.

"All people poop."

Holy truth.

Good morning, monsieur.

Daniel told me about your troubles.

Hard situation.

I don’t even know what to do.

Feeling like an orphan? Are you longing?

Exactly.

Longing for home, pool, tennis, sports cars, bowling, jacuzzi, steam room.

I am unemployed for the first time.

Don't count on social assistance. We do not have it.

If our profession was better known, it would create thousands of jobs.

But alas, politicians do not care.

Denise ... She got involved with a younger one.

What to do, Alex, times change.

We are surrounded by thirty five year old wolves

dreaming to snatch caviar from our mouth.

Of course I'm over thirty-five .. but not by much.

I ... I'm still quite fresh.

Yes? How old are you?

“Fifty, sixty?” “No, much less.”

But by sight you can't tell.

These days, the requirements are higher!

You have to be well-groomed athletic and shave pubis.

Do you shave your pubes?

Yes Yes Yes.

Good. Shaving the pubes is very important.

I know.

In my time we didn't have these depilatory creams.

We used a lighter.

Yes...

Heroic era.

But how did you manage to keep fit so greatly?

Sports, giving up alcohol, day and night cream.

And how many times have you been married?

Six marriages. Six legacies.

Ha! That is a career ...

If had a gigolo Oscar ...

I would get it.

- Yes. - So.

Here is what you will do.

You will find yourself a new wife.

Right! Better than before!

Not better, but richer and older than Denise.

At your age should not embark on long adventures.

You search the whole coast and most importantly, you will think like a fisherman.

Yes exactly! The sea is still full of fish.

But so that I can cast a fishing rod, I need a boat, that is, a house.

Here, I'm afraid I can not help you.

Darling ... you promised to give me a present from Dior.

I saw a wonderful dress on sale, for only six thousand euros!

Of course, my angel, come on.

I love you so much... It is important that you know this.

I do now, my joy.

Sorry for that.

No problem.

And about where you live ... Don't you have relatives?

Sister, but we ...

When things are bad, the only thing our help is a family.

So it means my driver will give you a ride.

I sincerely wish you good luck!

Thanks.

Yes?

Surprise! This is your brother.

Monsieur, you got the wrong apartment.

Yes?

Sarah?

Who is it?

Your brother!

Alex?

Well yes. Who else?

So, I decided to visit beloved sister.

Are you kidding? You appeared, as if nothing had happened!

Not a call no letters for ages!

You were like on another planet I forgot that you exist!

Is this place too far and not expensive enough for you?

We're poor relatives to you!

Why do you think so, What do I want to see you?

I don’t believe my eyes.

It's me, your beloved brother.

What are you doing here?

I decided to see you and niece.

I have a son.

Well, yes, I said so: "nephew." Is not it so?

I said, "nephew." You heard that. Well, let's go.

Why now?

Denise and I are now crisis in the relationship.

The crisis of retirement age?

Actually, she kicked me out. Taking everything.

It's all hers, isn't it?? So you have nothing?

She didn’t give me anything!

Even the car she bought me to give as a gift to her.

So now you are not Monsieur Gigolo?

Listen, I know you're mad but let me live with you.

I'm... still your brother.

What brother?

You were not here when my son was born, not at the husband’s funeral! You are nobody!

Sorry, time flies so fast. that's all.

You didn't have time to look back. Oh please.

One night. And that’s it.

And here, however ...

What?

Well, very clean. Who I see, Hector!

Hugo.

Well yes. What did I say? Isn't it Hugo? I said so!

Remember I told you about Uncle Alex, the idiot and the bum?

- Yes. - It's him.

And how old are we?

T-ti-ti-ti-ti. A? Already six, probably?

I turned ten.

Well, don’t you understand jokes?

Such serious faces it’s like someone is dead.

My dad.

Yes. I was very upset when I found out.

Ah, here is a shelf with photos! So...

Where am I?

There is only a family.

But I am the family.

No, Alex.

Family is not only consanguinity. These are those are around.

You have a funny hairstyle.

So nephew ... Is there a girlfriend?

Nope.

Yes? What is wrong with you?

He's ten, Alex.

Oh, I understand. Lagging behind.

Hugo, tell Uncle about your hobbies.

Ah...

I created a science channel on YouTube. I have five hundred subscribers.

Next month i will send a air balloon

with a go-pro camera to the edge of the stratosphere.

I improved the camera, so that it sends images to the ground

using frequency modulated signals.

Do you understand?

I understand why you don’t have a girlfriend.

Uncle Alex What about your plans?

Well ... at the moment I I just want to be with my family.

Together with you.

Actually, I will look for a new wife.

A woman with a heart preferably not very healthy.

She should also have a ton of money,

villa, heated pool - and all this is free then.

What does it mean for free?

Yes, and another helicopter is desirable.

This expression, Hugo, means to have without working.

Horrible, huh?

What?

Good night, son. Love you.

And I love you, Mom.

Well, that’s it. So, that’s it. Sleep!

Have you been married for a long time?

I have not been married. For twenty eight years.

And all this time you did not work?

No.

And where did you get the money?

I lived without them.

She paid for everything.

Okay, sleep.

And the new wife, too will pay for everything?

That is the point. All sweet dreams.

Why didn’t you come to us?

There was no time.

Why? You said you didn’t work.

Sarah! Sarah!

Huh? What happened?

Hugo is talking all the time keeps me awake.

He speaks too!

I ask you to shut up!

But these are also words!

Go to sleep, both!

Sneak.

Sissy.

We have a rule: everyone washes for themselves.

I didn’t know that it was possible.

No, that’s not.

Michelle!

Hi Sarah! Hi, Hugo!

Hi Michelle!

I think I got in the way you have guests ...

No, no, this is not a guest! It... This is my brother, Alex.

Very nice.

Very happy.

Sarah, uh ...

My door jammed again.

Again? Oh, well. Oh well.

I'll be right there.

Yeah. Thank you very much.

Bye Michelle!

Hugo, take your briefcase! Alex, you have five minutes!

Wait for me in the car.

I did not know that you were also a carpenter.

When there is no man in the house I learned to do everything.

He's nothing, this Michelle.

Yes. I help him with household problems.

And often he has problems?

Well...

“About once a week, but ...” - Oooo!

This is an old house!

Oh, poor thing. Drag around a cart the whole day! I feel sorry for him.

At least he has a job - unlike some.

You are unfair, Sarah. Hugo is only eight years old.

I'm ten.

I’m on your side! Working is bullshit.

Mother, Uncle Alex said a rude word.

So this is how it is? Now you are a great architect?

Stop pretending that you’re interested in your sister’s life.

I am not an architect, I am a foreman.

Mom has a notebook with very beautiful sketches of houses. She painted herself!

- A! - Well, yes, and I will not show anyone.

It doesn’t matter, you are with us you linger for a while.

OK OK.

I trust you with my car. And my son.

Take me at half past six.

I will try to.

And find yourself a job!

Well yes! Is she always like that?

No, she just doesn’t like you.

A...

Don't tell that you sat in front.

Wow ... Yes, it smells like money. How did you get here?

I gotten in for free for being smart.

- Drop over there. - What for?

I want to guide you properly .. See your class.

Your friend

Eve? She probably doesn't even know that I exist.

Why so?

Because she is a beautiful girl.

And I am ... me.

How old is she?

Ten soon. Next week they are having a great party.

No, I'm not talking about that girl Another.

Who is it?

Her grandmother.

A. She is divine. What is her name?

It seems Samantha.

What next?

Samantha Hirsch.

Where's Grandpa Hirsch?

He died last year.

Awesome! Great news!

What a nightmare. Very sad, very.

Okay. Come on, run already.

Are you not following me?

Are you a baby? Go on yourself. Come on, come on. I have things to do.

Hello!

How can I help?

It's me, Alex! An old friend of ... Samantha.

You and I saw each other.

I don’t remember anything.

But I remember. Are you Bertrand?

Hubert.

Yes of course. I remember that the name starts with either B or Hu.

And where did you meet her?

- Just met. - Where?

- Well, that was ... - Oh yes, at the golf game.

Right! Exactly there!

That was in April.

Right, right now I myself remembered.

Golf Tournament in April. Yes.

Madame Hirsch in April didn't play golf.

- Well, then, in May. - Not.

- In June. - Not.

- July August. - Not.

- September. - Not.

In short, listen.

Madame has no time waiting for her at a charity dinner.

“Okay, I'll talk some other time.” - Yes Yes.

- Thank you, Bertrand. - Yeah.

Ah ... it's you, fireman!

Captain Danny. A report came in about a fire in the chimney.

Yes. Urgently needed do something!

The chimney in my bedroom. I'll show you.

Ooh Madame it can be very very dangerous.

With a hose like this nothing threatens you!

Oh sorry. Urgent call from the brigade.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Oh, hurry up. I'm already burning!

Well, what do you want?

Listen it seems I found a new wife.

Samantha Hirsch, you know this?

Samantha Hirsch? Are you kidding? This lady is too much for you.

Have you met her?

No, but Sofia knows her. She participates in her charity fund.

Isn't that where they give lunch today?

Yes. Sophia had to go but decided to stay and play ...

Actually, it doesn’t matter.

Where will it be?

At the Hotel Pines. Do you remember? There we started the hunt.

This is a sign of fate, Daniel! All over again!

Yeah. Just lay out five hundred Euro for admission.

Fire!

Going! I'm flying, mademoiselle! Sorry, friend, it's time for work.

Oh my God.

Daniel, I'm on fire!

Take courage, monsieur.

Thanks, Georges.

Five hundred euros ...

Company "Auto-Sticker"!

Paste the ad on your car - and we will immediately

give you five hundred euro cash!

Our advertising is your money! We are waiting for you in the "Auto-Sticker"!

"Auto-Sticker".

Good afternoon!

Monsieur, welcome in the Auto-Sticker.

I would like my car stickered immediately.

Of course. We can offer you a choice ...

No, stick whatever you want.

"Mother".

Hello mom?

Hello, why don't you pick up the phone?

No, mommy, the motorcycle is not sold yet.

Why do you need it at all ...

No, mommy, it's not me, it's Gilles ...

"Motorcycle for sale"

Ordered it by Internet, moron.

Mom, I told you

The scales were not right. In the photo, it seemed bigger!

Don't want to seem impolite, but I'm in a hurry.

- Yes, sorry. - Mom, I'll call you back.

So: you have to drive with our advertisement for three months.

No problem.

Remember:

Removed ads - money back!

Yes Yes. I understood.

Hey!

Isabelle! Hello! Did you recognize me?

I am Alex!

Alex?

Well yes! I returned!

Out of courtesy, I must say that you have not changed, but you have .

Could answer those but I won’t.

Am I going to the parking lot?

No. You stand next to the trash cans.

Heh!

Voila. Where can I find Samantha Hirsch?

She's by the pool.

Perfectly!

"Charitable Samantha Hirs Foundation. "

"Alex Playlist."

I am coming.

Was he out of control?

Excuse me, are you wet?

Well, let's go.

Listen Hubert. Well, well, well, what are you, stop it.

Listen, Ricky Martin. I know what game you're playing.

You're not the first clown to try this.

Not first, but hopefully be the last.

Not as long as I work for her.

No written invitation don't even come.

Got it?

Get out.

Ninety eight, ninety nine...

- Heck. - One hundred!

My bunny! I'm going to look for you!

Daniel!

Go away, it’s very dangerous here.

What? haven't you seen a hare?

We need to talk urgently!

And here you are my little bunnies!

But what happened, Monsieur Tardon?

Did you fall into the sewers?

Oh, this is a long story. Can I steal Daniel for five minutes?

But no more! The hunt is not waiting ...

They say Denise broke up with you?

She did not understand her happiness.

Bunny, I'm going to reload thre gun now. And don't forget your carrot ...

Now, dear, I'll be right there.

I can not anymore.

Well, at least you have a house. No, a lair.

Ha ha, you will not get bored with her. Did you swim?

Impressed?

She didn’t even see me. You can’t get close to her.

Forget Samantha, she is not for you.

Maybe you're right.

Okay, time to go pick up Hugo from school.

How old is she?

In a week there will be ten. They are having a big party ...

Party...

Daniel, children's party!

Find out all about Samantha Hirsch. Hobbies, interests - everything.

- So you did not give up this thought? - No.

Okay. I ask around at the club.

- Thanks. - My bunny!

Come on.

Aw!

Good day, monsieur.

I did not like the last Marvel movie.

And in my opinion, super. Cool script!

The plot is a little drawn out.

Hey! How is my favorite nephew!

I am your only nephew.

We're having a good time, aren't we?

Probably.

Jump in Let's get a beer.

It's too young to drink beer.

Okay, you’ll drink whatever you want. Come on!

Bye guys! Where are you looking?

I'm here.

Come in.

"Ice Cream Cafe" Icebreaker ".

Good afternoon.

Oh, welcome!

All our ice cream is homemade and does not contain gluten.

Ice cream for every taste:

flavored apricot, candy floss, coffee with peanuts, cinnamon, donatello,

lime, poppy dew, Chilean beans, strawberries, raspberries,

jasmine, kiwi, mandarin, panakota, verbena, watermelon, melon, mango,

and also only today - orange with ginger!

Is that what you are telling everyone?

Yes. You see for me it's almost like poetry.

So what do you want?

Strawberries with cream please.

Two.

Antoine? Two servings of strawberries with cream.

Six and a half euros.

Look what I'll do right now.

What a band-aid you have!

Oh yes. These are my cats. I pick up the homeless.

You are very brave, uh ...

Lydie.

- Lydie? - Yes.

Mmm .. Lydie. Beautiful Lydie. Cute Lydie!

Oh thanks.

Lydie, come on!

Yes what a magic name

Ice cream from your hand should be like nectar.

Well you really ...

Here. You have sixty fifty.

Pum Pum Pum Pum Pum Pum.

Well, what an empty head? Left the wallet at home.

Sorry, but today we are without ice cream. Do not Cry.

- But I don't cry. - No, you cry.

Wait a minute!

At the expense of the institution.

Thank you, darling Lydie.

We are on the terrace.

Seen what I did?

You got us free ice cream. - No.

It wasn't me and my talent is a seducer.

It can help you get everything

If I knew would ask for more cream.

Well, what does the cream have to do with it!

I am talking about Eve.

Do you want to be invited to her birthday party?

Oh, that can't be worse than matter and antimatter problem.

But I have nothing to hope for.

That's for sure, if you keep talking about nerdy stuff!

Are you ready to learn?

When do we start?

First lesson.

It's all in the eyes. Catch the gaze of the prey.

Hold hold hold hold, hold, hold.

I am Eve. Say hello.

Hi Eve!

You looked down.

- Because you doused me with cream!

Life will hit you with it too.

So, Hugo, second lesson very important.

Let's say you're in a restaurant.

"Good afternoon, bring me steak and my lady a salad. "

And if she does not want a salad?

A woman will always prefer to eat what you ordered her

than sitting alone and eating what she wants.

That doesn't make any sense.

Do you know what makes no sense? What is this?

Is this an electronic bracelet? Are you under surveillance?

This is a planetary watch.

And in my opinion, this is the "Die a virgin" watch. "Well, take it off!

- Uncle Alex? - A?

And what is a virgin?

You'll know a lot - you will grow old soon.

Yeah.

And the last lesson for today. Gait.

It says more than words about you

Like this?

Look.

Movement is free. The eyes are half closed.

Slight smile because you you know what women think!

What do they think?

"How confident! He must be good in bed. "

I'm good in bed.

I'm sorry, what?

Mom says I slept like an angel as a child and never peed in bed!

Okay, look here. Come on, do as I do!

Come on. Come on!

Like this.

Mother, Uncle Alex is teaching me to drive!

We just drove around.

We didn't go on the highway. Well, don't shake your head!

You said, "at half past six" and we were bored!

Oh, by the way, Sarah, I found a job!

Your car now brings money!

You let a ten year old child drive

and turned my car into a strip club - this is not work!

And take away that disgrace immediately!

Mother? And what is a "strip club"?

Honey do you remember you have a science quiz on Monday

Yes I know.

Where is your watch?

Are you talking about the "Die a virgin" watch?

I'm sorry, what?

Oh, these children! Listen to everything ...

Uncle Alex told me to take it off. He teached me to hunt girls.

Teached you?

Can I ask you, what did you say to him?

Nothing like that ... Ah, this is nonsense.

All sorts of nonsense.

Not nonesense at all!

I learned to undress with a look and walk like a playboy.

He also said that women need a strong man

because they don't know what they want.

Well, I did not really ... didn't quite say that ...

Exactly that. I wrote it in a notebook.

Yes, there is no notebook.

No, there is. Here is my notebook.

"Gait says more than words. "

"All the power is in your hips."

How true is that ...

"Life hits you with cream."

That I did not understand.

That is a metaphor.

You have to focus on school, and not about the tricks with girls!

Listen, he is in love with a classmate!

You understand, you and Monsieur,

who gets a jammed door once a week.

Michelle is my friend! And that’s it.

And dare not talk about it anymore. And leave my son alone, okay?

He has metaphors, you see ...

Is this a love letter to Eve?

No, I'm writing to dad.

So i feel closer to him.

Ah...

Do you think about your father

Not.

Never think about him Seriously?

Never.

But do you remember him?

I remember that he worked a lot.

And once he drove home right on the truck.

Mom didn't tell you?

No.

I remember my dad well. He was very cool.

I think he would be glad you are here.

And that you help me.

I write about this to him.

Do you want me to show you the scientific project for my channel?

Tomorrow.

Good night, Uncle Alex.

M ...

Come on, Hugo, have a nice day.

Samantha!

Uncle Alex? Uncle Alex!

You drool.

Alex, rise! Stop wallowing, it's time to look for work!

I found some ads according to your profile.

Living statue, test mattresses, dog walker ...

It's Sunday...

Thursday, idiot.

Fresh vacancies.

Why are you in this uniform?

Yes, Sofia again.

She is obsessed with her gym teacher, Monsieur Tardone.

So I'm trying, not to lose my job.

Yes, you have it.

i didn't see the bentley on the way here.

Crazy, right? Actually, a nice neighborhood.

Last gift from her.

Yes, I have seen.

- There will be a party on your street too! - Yeah.

Unemployment is temporary.

I want to go back to life, Daniel.

Found out something about Samantha Hirsch?

Oh yes.

But before you giving it to you I’ll say again that ...

You are not a match for her, Alex.

She loves, when they talk about her knees.

Knees?

Something personal.

You are a true friend, Daniel.

Well, I'm in touch.

It's time to run.

What?

Hi guys!

- Hey! Wait! Where to? - You will not leave!

- Well, hold on, asshole! “We will kill you!”

Wait!

You run for me!

- Wherever you want, just go! - Hey!

Don’t you see me having breakfast?

Heck!

Hey wait!

Final stop, monsieur, come out.

No no understand, it was raining they peeled off.

I don't even have them threw it away, I can find it.

Let's agree on a good one. Aw!

What are you talking about?

Return our money!

- No no. - Consider yourself already ...

Mom.

- On the phone. - No, no, no, no! Come on yourself.

Yes mummy?

I can’t reach you.

- Where are you? - I ... Talk to Gilles.

Come on, talk to her, well.

I am constantly looking for you. Hello, are you at the office?

No, no, we're not in the office.

No no, mommy, don't be afraid, everything is locked.

Good. Yes, mommy.

I am free now!

Cafe "Icebreaker".

Ohhh, you're back!

How can I help?

I need a job.

Ah ... I’ll see if it’s available Director decides employment.

Lydie told me what you are looking for work.

Just kidding! I am the director myself. Funny isn't it?

Ah really! And you are just lovely.

Welcome!

Cafe "Icebreaker" offers ice cream for every taste.

Apricot...

And then I do not remember.

Do not slow down!

Believe in yourself, and everything will turn out! It's that simple.

cinnamon, donatello, lime, poppy dew, Chilean beans,

Strawberry, raspberries, jasmine, kiwi,

mandarin, panakota, verbena, watermelon, and today

and only today - chocolate with pepper.

Come on!

Not again! I play better naked. Less friction.

Did you ask Eve?

No I could not.

Afraid of talking to girls?

Yes.

Hm.

There, you see, the girl with the phone?

Talk to her.

What will I tell her?

For starters: hello.

Okay.

Chin up!

Look into her eyes!

What do you need? Well, get lost!

Well, you were afraid!

She probably thought I was a moron!

Just one failure and you have already lost heart!

Here I am, for example.

When I see a woman, I dive swimming, swimming, diving, and voila.

But she kicked you out.

No. We broke up on a mutual consent. This is completely different.

Okay, it's your turn.

I would drink cola, and you?

Coca-Cola has no nutritional value. Like eggplant.

So two colas.

Class.

Thanks.

My name is Laura. And you?

Hugo.

You're cute, Hugo.

Thanks.

Bye then!

Wow, who is that?

She said I'm cute But she is twenty years old!

Got it now You seduced her even without words.

I’ll go to Eve tomorrow.

Bravo, I'm proud of you.

Thanks.

Good job.

Where is the rest?

Mercy!

Are you sure they're not too big?

If they fit me, then they’ll fit you too!

All! Remember what I said?

I think so.

I pretend I did not hear that.

You can! Well, go for it.

Take off this stupid hat and glasses.

Come on!

There will be all sorts of surprises.

Wow, surprises. It's great. And which ones?

But I can’t talk about them.

Come on! Do not stand like a pillar!

Hello!

Hello! Sorry, I'm all wet.

Of course, you're just out of the water.

Well?

Hurrah! I was invited!

Well done!

Bravo!

How glad I am, baby! At last you were invited to a party!

Can I go now?

Well, of course. I'll take you. Her grandmother surely arranged a feast for the whole world.

No wait, wait.

You work a lot. I'll take him myself. Have a rest.

But it’s not at all difficult for me.

Also I will get acquainted with his new friends and their parents.

No, listen.

Do not be offended, but I think that Hugo prefers to go there with a cool uncle,

not with you beautiful, but boring mommy.

- Yes? “I don't care who to go with!”

I already can’t wait.

I’ll take you, period.

I have no doubt that Uncle Alex has something to do on Saturday.

Good evening, Michelle.

You scared me.

I'm sorry.

We need to talk. About Sarah.

Alex Have you heard the word "cleaning"?

Yes, I have The servants did it at Denise.

Stop wallowing!

Oh Michelle!

Sarah. Sorry it's so late but I have a question for you. May I come in?

Yes, of course, yes.

Good evening, Alex.

A! Hi Michelle.

What, door again?

Not. This time ... the sink.

No, I'm joking!

I'm sorry ...

So, not a sink.

No.

I'm actually going to an architectural exhibition on Saturday.

And you ... do you want to come with me?

I do not know...

Michelle She will think and let you know.

Good.

Well ... good evening to you.

Sorry.

He likes you.

I do not want to talk about it.

You can’t enter!

I just wanted to say that Hugo fell asleep.

Did you come up with this yourself?

Yeah.

Amazing.

You have a talent. You are a wonderful mother.

And despite the age, you are still beautiful.

Your neighbor has already lost his head.

So tell me what is up with you?

I'm not sure I'm ready ... to date someone.

You like him?

Yes.

So what are you? Go ahead!

How long have you been like this?

Five years.

- Not. I mean, you haven’t ... - Five years.

Yeah.

So what are you waiting for? Well, really ...

You see ...

I was so busy with Hugo that not could ...

...didn't want to look for someone.

Think of yourself not just about the boy.

Yes you are right.

But I am afraid.

You know what I'm doing when scared?

Do you eat a lot?

No. I drink a lot.

Hi bro. Hello Sister. You and I dance until the morning!

Dance boogie-woogie, and don't care what was there yesterday.

Boogie-woogie, dancing boogie-woogie.

Dance Boogie Woogie we dance all night until morning.

Boogie-woogie, dancing boogie-woogie.

Who says love is a sin?

Heavenly Father will forgive us all!

Dance Boogie Woogie we dance all night until morning ...

Are you crazy? Go to bed! I have school tomorrow!

Can you take him to the party?

It is a great honor for me.

Not a sound, do you understand?

Look what fell out of my cap. Your first weekly earnings.

There is not enough zeros.

No, three hundred and ten euros. Everything is in place.

And if you work on Sundays, I will add seventy more.

Give us our money right now!!!

Lydie

I know, we've know each other not so long ...

Are you kidding? You are my best friend!

Ah ... In that case ...

May I ask you for a loan?

Yes of course! How much?

Five hundred.

Euro?

I know this a lot ...

Yes, I'm joking! No problem.

Hold on.

Thanks. I do not even know, how to thank you.

I'm sure you will find a way.

Come on, come on, come on. More, more, more, more.

We leave, calmly, like this, so-so-so-so .. Stop! Stop! Stop!

"Omorphia-Spa-Salon: rejuvenate in two hours!

Cost of procedures - five hundred euros. "

Good afternoon.

- Good afternoon, madam. - Yes, monsieur.

Would you like to become even more beautiful?

Listen I need a rejuvenation course.

- Good. - The one for five hundred euros.

Here is an updated list of services, choose.

So...

Beard staining and hair please.

Hair coloring...

Full face peeling.

Face peeling ...

Uh ... teeth whitening.

Teeth whitening.

And I want to bleach ... Uh ...

What?

- Loin? - No no.

Shoulders?

No.

"Spring cloud."

Yes exactly.

- Christian? - Yes?

The client ordered a rejuvenation course and "spring cloud".

Okay, I'm coming.

Hey Bernard? I do not understand everything in this new list.

"Spring Cloud" - is it anus bleaching?

Oh what a day ...

Did you dye your hair?

Everywhere. Full renovation of the facade.

You'd better update your brains.

What for? I am irresistible.

Oh yeah! Good as Apollo!

Alex?

I am glad that you are with us.

I'm also very happy, sister.

I taped it.

Mercy.

What are you writing to your father today?

About how glad I am to go for Eve's birthday.

Yes, and with you.

Maybe I'll write one too tonight.

Do you know to whom?

No.

To my father.

I want to tell him what a wonderful grandson he has.

"In general" is written together or separately?

Okay, I get it.

Hugo! Hugo!

Drooling.

Uncle Alex!

Today is Eve’s birthday!

Oh, for sure. I forgot.

Mom takes me to get a haircut.

Just not short! Your ears stick out

Silence, forest monster.

Ah, stop. Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta! Take a look.

Have I been accepted into the family?

Uncle Alex is afraid of heights.

Still?

Sneak.

We’ll be back in an hour.

Bye Bye!

Hello! Hello!

Oh...

Did you forget something?

Hey.

Nice apartment! Yes?

Now let's see what can you get hold of here.

For example...

- Come on, come on, what's with us? - We are adults.

I’m sure you’ll explain to your sister where the camera went.

I beg you. that is very important to my nephew. Just not that ...

Give us the money back - get the camera.

Do you really think that he will come?

Well, yes, I invited him.

Turn around.

Hugo! Do your legs hurt?

Not. I just walk like that.

Here it is for you.

Thanks.

- You're doing fine. - Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Do we know each other?

Unless in my sweetest dreams.

Ah...

Is there something on my face?

All my attention.

Right...

Stop stop stop. Champagne!

Refreshes, excites feelings. Just like you.

I am Samantha.

Alex

Waiter! Sprite for her and Coke for me.

No, I have mineral water.

Women themselves do not know what they want. She will have a sprite.

Sorry.

What's wrong?

Sorry for the insolence, Alex, but you have a charming smile.

And very beautiful hair.

Madame Hirsch, surrenders to me why are you trying to seduce me, eh?

Hey, can we leave here alone?

Like where? It's my birthday.

Well, as you like, baby!

I apologize! Two minutes of attention, if possible.

I would like to wish Eve all the best on this day.

And thank her delicious Grandma - Samantha -

for arranging such a wonderful party!

Hugo, you're weird. What happened to you?

Who, besides Samantha Hirsch, could so please children and adults?

Forgive me please.

Do you have a planetary clock?

- Yes. - So her rightfully ...

- I have the same ones. - ... can be called a princess ...

... tonight's ball.

How I would like to become your prince .. and put you on a flying carpet!

I am subscribed to your scientific channel.

A week later, I launch a weather balloon. A little bit nervous.

Dear Samantha.

When you look at you, one thing arises a desire to sink into your eyes.

Nature has endowed you crushing charm.

Oh my God, and what a miracle are your knees!

They are titanium. Accident. At the ski resort.

Let me pass I have an invitation! Sorry.

So sorry.

I'm sorry Samantha, but now I put an end to this humiliating scene.

To this man should not be here!

He has only one goal: to seduce you to live at your expense!

Daniel! You gave me the wrong information.

Exactly.

How could you do this to me?

And you, twenty-five years ago ... How could you steal Denise?

You broke our agreement, our rules. You are a traitor!

I thought you and I were friends!

There are no friends in the country of Gigolandia. You came up with that. So, that’s it.

Samantha, I know Do you like Charles Trenet’s songs.

Sea...

You knew my situation.

He knew how desperate I am.

Samantha was my only hope.

You think I want to spend my whole life

with my sister and nephew in a poor apartment?

I thought you liked us!

And I do, Hugo, really.

Don't lie!

Maybe I took advantage of you a little, Hugo, doesn’t mean that I don’t love you.

Don't you dare sleep in my room anymore and live in our house!

I love the corridors.

So do I. True, I do not have them at home.

Yes...

You know, Sarah, I've been waiting for something all week.

What?

For the door to get jammed again.

Funny because I ...

deliberately didn't repair it very good.

I like you, Sarah.

I like you too.

Oh sorry!

Yes son?

What?

I'm on my way.

My brother is there ... That was Hugo ... I'm sorry.

No problem.

Sarah, open it! Sarah!

Open, I’ll explain everything. It's me.

Alex

I need to explain everything to Hugo.

How are you going to explain that you took advantage of his trust

to get to his crush’s grandmother,

How?

Forgive me...

Where is Hugo's camera?

I will return it, I promise you.

So you stole it?

Well no.

Go away.

Do not send me away, Sarah.

We are a family.

No, Alex. You are not my family.

You're spoiled and lazy fifty year old egoist.

You're talking about...

You didn’t just steal the camera, you stole his hopes and dreams. Enough!

Do your despicable plans without us, do you understand?

I am forty two.

What?

You said to me fifty, but I'm forty two.

No way.

I am sure about that.

I'm forty-five, Alex.

So what?

You are my older brother.

I do not know what to say.

I hope one day you grow up. Just not next to us.

This is my gigolo.

Charming gigolo.

His eyes are full of fire.

I don’t know if he loves me.

But he is so gentle and attentive

My soul and body come to life with it.

His love is a hoax.

But he is handsome without measure.

All women around go crazy over him.

And I say to myself:

I want him to be only mine.

I love him too much.

My gigolo ..

Welcome to Lydie's. Here you are always happy. Loneliness, goodbye.

Ah ah ah! Thank you for your hospitality.

Well, you have a new friend. His name is Spiderman.

Hi Spiderman.

You can stay here as much as you want.

You will see, everything will work out for you.

Lydie, my heart is broken, but I will find strength in myself ... and thank you.

Well, for the job.

Are you ready?

Uh, yes. What are you doing?

I give back the debt. Feel .. how hot is it?

I'm on fire. You touch.

Stop wait!

How, don’t you want this?

No.

Am I not exciting you?

No.

Is it true?

Well yes.

A...

Forgive me please, but I love other men.

Fit, muscular, beautiful and young, much younger than you.

And big, very big.

Why did you give me work and money then?

It's just that I always help those who feel bad, lonely and sad.

Look at these cats.

They need me, and I need them.

But they scratch you.

Yes, but these cats are my family.

Their scratches are not from anger. And then again, love does not wait for gratitude.

I also had a family.

But I ruined everything.

Well, do not say that. It's never too late to fix it.

Sophia found out that I was at Samantha's party.

I have to move out in a week.

Can I live with your sister?” - No.

Why did I betray you?

And I stole Denise from you for nothing.

In the country of Gigolandia you have to have solidarity.

Yes.

Monsieur. Police.

Is it the motorcycle?

No, there was a gas leak.

I have to ask you to wait here while the fireman inspects the room.

I didn’t know that we have gas.

- Officer? - Yes, monsieur.

What are these handcuffs?

These are the official French police handcuffs, sir.

Fur?

And what station are you from?

From the central. Don’t worry.

For the investigation, this doesn’t matter.

For the investigation? You talked about a leak?

It doesn't smell like gas.

Be silent! I am a police officer and disrupting the crime scene.

Crime scene?

Well, that's enough!

malicious intent you are arrested.

Aah! No no!

Did you find a job?

Here is Hugo's camera.

He abandoned his project. Go away.

Let me talk to him at least, for a minute.

Too late, Alex.

Thank you for returning the camera.

"Dear Dad..."

Do you want me to come with you?

No, I can do it myself.

You sure?

If you are afraid and wait all the time then that is not life.

Who told you that?

Uncle Alex.

Hi Eve.

Hi, Hugo! I'm so glad to see you!

And I thought you were angry with me.

Well, for the birthday.

No, my grandmother and I know that it's not your fault.

I read the letter.

Letter?

And my answer is yes.

And what was the question?

I will launch your weather balloon with you.

And... Thanks for everything you said.

May I take a look? I want to check punctuations.

"Dear Eve. I'm sorry to upset you.

That was the last thing I wanted to do.

You can not even imagine, how I feel about you.

I've always wanted to be your friend.

Until recently, I was afraid to speak, and now I know

that I can’t live without you.

This feeling is forever.

For you I want to become better person.

Love can be scary sometimes.

And sometimes It has amazing surprises.

Alas, life is short - passes quickly.

From time to time we make mistakes.

Often fall.

"Advertising on a car!"

But only then to get up stronger.

Although we don't want to sometimes we hurt loved ones.

But it's never too late fix it all.

I hope you give me .. one more chance".

Hello, Sarah.

Good afternoon, madam.

As you know, I bought this house, and I want to entrust you with the redevelopment.

There is some misunderstanding.

I'm sorry, probably they gave you the wrong address.

I'm just a foreman not an architect.

Ah...

But I know many architects,

who are happy will take up this work.

This is a very beautiful house.

Yes. Only this "beauty" I want to tear down.

And replace it with this one.

This is my sketch.

You know, usually I don't trust the words of my fiance

but he showed me your drawings, and I am delighted!

And who is your fiancé?

Alex ...

I will spend all my life selling ice cream.

Ah, what a magnificent view! is that right, Monsieur Tardon?

I'm so happy, that I have money!

Oh me too.

Monsieur Tardon?

I'll explain it later.

Thanks.

You deserve it.

I am proud of my older sister.

Younger!

Oh yes.

I love you.

Uh ...

And how is Hugo?

Fine.

Do you think he wants to see me?

So much homework!

Yes, did you solve that problem?

No. You know, I didn’t understand anything.

Neither did I.