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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,820 --> 00:00:08,927 Listen, people, you can fear no more. 2 00:00:09,028 --> 00:00:12,355 The robbers from the Spessart forest, I caught them. 3 00:00:12,476 --> 00:00:16,045 Hooray, Hooray! The robbers from the Spessart forest! 4 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:17,669 I ambushed them. 5 00:00:17,689 --> 00:00:19,493 He ambushed them. 6 00:00:19,534 --> 00:00:23,042 But now, but now, they will be hanged! 7 00:00:23,143 --> 00:00:24,867 Hanged! - Killed! 8 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:28,115 The rope awaits them all. 9 00:00:28,677 --> 00:00:32,204 Man, just hold it. - Get lost, you idiot. 10 00:00:39,264 --> 00:00:42,792 Soon you'll be roasted in hell... - Yes... 11 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:46,000 Prepare to repent! - Yes... 12 00:00:46,201 --> 00:00:50,009 Regret your misdeeds... - Yes... 13 00:00:50,131 --> 00:00:52,776 You're talking a mattress out of your chin! 14 00:00:53,018 --> 00:00:55,504 Zack, Zack! The dirty lot will be hanged. 15 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:59,012 Hanged? Oh no. This punishment is too small. 16 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:02,481 A little shock and they're gone. Where's the torment there? 17 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,366 The punishment's too small! 18 00:01:04,646 --> 00:01:08,094 We'll push them from the balcony. - That's still too nice. 19 00:01:08,215 --> 00:01:12,025 In the tavern in the Spessart. We'll wall them up there. 20 00:01:12,225 --> 00:01:14,792 Oh yes, oh yes! We'll wall them in there! 21 00:01:15,393 --> 00:01:18,400 In the name of the Court! - That's of no importance here. 22 00:01:18,801 --> 00:01:25,618 They'll die and rot behind walls, in a long time when they draw their last breath. 23 00:01:25,939 --> 00:01:29,147 Now, come on, you dogs! - We're cooling our heels... 24 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:32,315 for an hour now! 25 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:39,774 Turn right! Up the balls! Lockstep... March. 26 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:20,555 Here in your robber's den you'll expire your black soul! 27 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:25,012 Let me please, please repent before the eternal rest! 28 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:27,512 No, no, no! 29 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:31,503 Now give me one more stone, one more stone, one more stone! 30 00:02:31,664 --> 00:02:34,711 Now give him one more stone, one more stone! 31 00:02:35,152 --> 00:02:41,448 Oh, can't you please forgive us? - Forgive you? Never, no! 32 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:45,337 Now give me one more stone, one more stone, one more stone! 33 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:48,265 Come on, bite him, you stupid dog. 34 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:53,397 Your time is short, so listen, hi hi hi! - Hi, hi, hi! 35 00:02:53,938 --> 00:02:58,037 For disdaining fidelity, 36 00:02:58,237 --> 00:03:02,637 I tell you as a prophet 37 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:07,037 you shall languish forever, 38 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:12,071 as long as this wall stands! 39 00:03:12,271 --> 00:03:17,071 You shall languish forever... 40 00:03:17,271 --> 00:03:22,071 as long as this wall stands. 41 00:03:33,818 --> 00:03:36,224 The Haunted Castle in the Spessart 42 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,067 Frankfurt Highway 43 00:05:36,925 --> 00:05:38,488 Tavern in the Spessart 44 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:48,473 Look what's dangling there! 45 00:05:52,604 --> 00:05:55,531 Let me go! Shissimatucki! 46 00:05:55,652 --> 00:05:57,415 Hey, look what's hanging there! 47 00:05:58,017 --> 00:06:00,463 Karl, Karl! What's that? Karl! 48 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:04,072 Will you let go now! 49 00:06:17,788 --> 00:06:19,873 Ow... Right on the head! 50 00:06:20,354 --> 00:06:21,397 There's one in there! 51 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:24,638 You see it again here. There's nothing too cheap for those housing offices! 52 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:26,371 Hey, come out! 53 00:06:27,213 --> 00:06:28,897 I'll get you outta there! 54 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,303 Run! 55 00:06:47,265 --> 00:06:48,985 Karl, what's going on? Did you see somebody? 56 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:50,956 Paul, your machine! 57 00:06:58,976 --> 00:07:05,594 Ahh... I'm fed up... I'll stomp you... like a bug. 58 00:07:07,118 --> 00:07:08,721 Niiiiice... 59 00:07:26,169 --> 00:07:29,096 Uncle Max... Are you freezing? 60 00:07:29,378 --> 00:07:34,149 Yes, Hugo. Luckily we're dead. You could catch your death of cold here. 61 00:07:40,686 --> 00:07:42,050 Witching hour... 62 00:07:43,174 --> 00:07:49,710 Get up, haunt something! - Don't want to. I just had a nice dream. 63 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:54,242 Me too. - Rather repent! 64 00:07:54,964 --> 00:07:59,336 You're not the boss anymore. - Who's calling the shots here? Me! 65 00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:05,217 Oh, dreaming on the tree was wonderful. - 66 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:11,118 Such a nice dream probably won't come true. 67 00:08:11,328 --> 00:08:16,028 I dreamt of three beefsteaks in the pan. 68 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:21,028 Then there was pudding, compote, and sweet curd. 69 00:08:21,315 --> 00:08:26,015 I dreamt of a beautiful, strong man. 70 00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:31,015 And when he left, he wasn't so strong anymore. 71 00:08:32,383 --> 00:08:38,439 Oh, was the dream on the tree wonderful... - Such a nice, strong man! 72 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,449 Such a strong man will probably not get true anymore... 73 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:48,034 I was hanged, and the glasses of my hangman broke. 74 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:52,934 Instead of me, the attorney got the rope. 75 00:08:53,839 --> 00:08:58,372 At night, I tickled a widow... - Tickled? 76 00:08:58,652 --> 00:09:03,424 She cried for help and I helped her... for hours. 77 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:09,961 Oh, was the dream on the tree wonderful... - Wonderful, was the dream. 78 00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:14,413 Such a nice dream probably won't come true. - Shissimatucki, now stop already! 79 00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:19,347 As long as we didn't pay for our crimes, our souls won't get rest. 80 00:09:19,869 --> 00:09:21,553 We have to do something good! 81 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,244 First we'll need a roof over our head. 82 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:31,097 Wait a moment, wasn't there a castle near here? 83 00:09:31,859 --> 00:09:34,948 A castle's great! There's something to nibble! 84 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,036 Hopefully something to lay, too... 85 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:41,124 So, to the castle! 86 00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:05,147 Come on, into the cellar! 87 00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:08,075 Oh... Again into the basement. 88 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:14,812 Hmm... Very warm. 89 00:10:19,465 --> 00:10:22,914 Uncle Max... Look! There's a button! May I turn it? 90 00:10:23,115 --> 00:10:25,681 Nothing will be turned here, Hugo! - Aw... Just one time! 91 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:30,975 Where are you? I don't see you anymore! 92 00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,221 Shissimatucki, you're setting the castle afire! 93 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,786 Blow the lantern out! 94 00:10:42,406 --> 00:10:46,295 Nothing to eat. I'll go upstairs. My stomach's rumbling. 95 00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:49,745 Wait, I'll come with you! There's something rumbling here as well... 96 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,761 Watch your step! 97 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:40,318 But Aunt Ivonne. It's just me! 98 00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:44,609 And what are you lurking around here? - I thought I heard something... 99 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:45,973 You too? 100 00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:07,469 Hans Theodor. - Now what, what? - You scared us to death... 101 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,555 Well, you'll be allowed to walk somewhere. 102 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,591 The window... 103 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,891 Everything's broken in this house. Women's work! 104 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:17,864 Why isn't something like that repaired? 105 00:12:17,964 --> 00:12:20,464 Because your blessed brother only left debts. 106 00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:22,630 And me. - Yes, my child. 107 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:32,818 Ahh... I'm thirsty. - Hugo! 108 00:12:33,579 --> 00:12:35,626 What is it, uncle? - You can't drink out of that! 109 00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:38,252 Why? - That's a bathtub, for children! 110 00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:43,686 Ahh... And this string? - When the child pulls, the nurse comes. 111 00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:49,624 You've made me curious. What did I say? A well. 112 00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:52,591 Is there somebody in there? 113 00:12:57,605 --> 00:12:59,170 Everything's broken in this house. 114 00:13:00,052 --> 00:13:01,536 Don't they have anything to eat? 115 00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:03,377 You're not supposed to steal here! 116 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,142 But that's only theft of food. You just get little for that. 117 00:13:07,271 --> 00:13:08,594 Maybe something's in there! 118 00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:14,933 Look, snow! In this thing it's winter! 119 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:19,345 Oh, meat! - Shissimatucki, don't make such noise! 120 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,372 Since when do we have a dog? 121 00:13:39,909 --> 00:13:43,215 Sophie! What are you doing here? 122 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,342 Countess, in the kitchen, I heard noise. 123 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,752 Well, that'll be the cat again. Why don't you keep her out at night? 124 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:19,899 Tshe, tshe! - There, the plate! 125 00:14:21,544 --> 00:14:23,989 Did somebody put her in the freezer? 126 00:14:25,392 --> 00:14:26,675 The whole meat is gone! 127 00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:28,720 - Achoo! - Bless you! 128 00:14:28,961 --> 00:14:31,246 But I didn't sneeze! - Who then? 129 00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,057 Hans Theodor went insane! 130 00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:55,462 You... Give me a little tenderness. - Yes, sure! Where are you? 131 00:14:56,423 --> 00:15:04,120 You... Be with me tonight. - Oh, yes! If you want! Come out! 132 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:10,416 I... don't want to miss you... 133 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,546 Aww... - Somebody here? 134 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,756 Petermann, did you play the radio? - No, Mr. Count. 135 00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,717 Yeah, but there was music. - Yes, Mr. Count. 136 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:25,170 Well, you'll have turned out the thing then. - No, Mr. Count. 137 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,534 Am I insane then? - Yes, Mr. Count. 138 00:15:27,735 --> 00:15:29,820 Something seems fishy here. 139 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:33,710 That was down there, at the gate. 140 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,295 Hello! 141 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:54,556 I'll go and look. - Alone? That's out of the question. 142 00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:57,323 Very right. You'll take Aunt Ivonee with you! 143 00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:17,249 Hands up! - You're expecting dear visitors? 144 00:16:18,091 --> 00:16:23,143 What do you want? - I just had a car accident. Can I stay? 145 00:16:23,444 --> 00:16:27,593 No guesthouse here. About 2 km from here... - Two kilometers? 146 00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:31,923 I won't get there with this foot. - Did you get hurt? 147 00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:35,290 I think I've sprained my ankle. - Don't send him away. 148 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:39,621 Good to have a man in the house tonight. - And what am I? 149 00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:44,552 Come in then. - Thank you. Thanks. 150 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:52,195 Can you still climb stairs? - Yes. 151 00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,795 You'll sleep in the tower then. 152 00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:08,487 Please come in, my dear Mr... What was the name again? 153 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:15,343 Uh, Dingbat... Uh, Martin Dingbat. - I'll get cold compresses, Mr. Dingbat. 154 00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,949 He will be able to help himself. Good night! 155 00:17:54,192 --> 00:17:57,279 Plan Castle Sandau 156 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:13,112 Is there somebody in here? - No... 157 00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:22,330 Come out! At once! 158 00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:29,064 Who are you? 159 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,900 Good morning, Mademoiselle de Sandau. 160 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,600 Morning, Mr. Proschke. This day's starting great. 161 00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:14,668 Coming to seize land again? - No, no. Today I'm here as a human. Privately. 162 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:17,598 But next week I'll have to take the furniture. 163 00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:21,198 Where should I get the money from? It isn't enough for the light bills! 164 00:19:21,879 --> 00:19:27,169 Don't you have somebody who helps you? And if you just drive to this Mr. Hartog? 165 00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:30,035 I don't know Mr. Hartog, and I don't want to know him. 166 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,035 But he has total control over you! 167 00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:36,002 He's serious about this! He'll take the castle and make a hotel out of it! 168 00:19:36,104 --> 00:19:39,970 We'll see. - So sorry for you. I can't sleep at night. 169 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:44,580 Poor Mr. Proschke. Well, go to the kitchen and get a breakfast. 170 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,980 Thanks... I won't eat a lot. 171 00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:57,259 What are you doing here? 172 00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:00,623 Exercising. Good for my leg. 173 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,366 Come in! 174 00:20:15,809 --> 00:20:17,614 Oh, my dear Mr. Dingbat! 175 00:20:18,374 --> 00:20:19,576 Good morning, Count of Sandau. 176 00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,300 Now, come in a little! 177 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,913 You seem to be a passionate hunter. 178 00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:32,958 With this I shot a white deer. 179 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,122 A white deer? Did you hit him? 180 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,847 Never again... 181 00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:43,395 Hans Theodor, you'll have to do the tour today. 182 00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:45,659 Downstairs there's at least 12,50 DM. 183 00:20:45,939 --> 00:20:48,063 I don't have time now. You're always doing this. 184 00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:50,786 With a wet head? I can't be seen dressed up like that! 185 00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:52,230 Baroness, you look lovely. 186 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,295 Dear Mr. Dingbat, would you do me a favor? - Anything, Mrs. Baroness. 187 00:20:56,436 --> 00:21:01,522 Then please go downstairs and dismiss those people. There won't be a tour today. 188 00:21:11,222 --> 00:21:14,091 Here you see Gabriel Someguy. 189 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,791 He flirted with all of the girls and finally went to the scaffold. 190 00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:19,176 When was that? 191 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,318 Shortly before his death. 192 00:21:20,638 --> 00:21:25,486 A little slide into the past and suddenly the inhibitions are gone. 193 00:21:25,647 --> 00:21:30,854 Humans in the past were exactly like us. - Exactly like us. 194 00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:37,047 Indeed, he didn't know we all enjoy watching TV... TV. 195 00:21:37,247 --> 00:21:41,847 Instead the troubadour came and crooned something for him. 196 00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:46,025 And you call that the good old times. 197 00:21:47,725 --> 00:21:51,025 Instead it was as bad as it is today. 198 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:05,958 You knights, who you once walked in iron, when you went to travel 199 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:10,458 and wanted to fight and believed that the armour would bless you 200 00:22:10,561 --> 00:22:12,885 exactly like us. Exactly like us! 201 00:22:13,086 --> 00:22:18,077 Now you standing still all day and simply rusting, rusting. 202 00:22:18,277 --> 00:22:22,877 Proud your hand holds the spear, but what's inside that head? 203 00:22:22,963 --> 00:22:24,022 Empty! 204 00:22:24,062 --> 00:22:28,055 And you call that the good old times. 205 00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:33,155 It was as bad as it's today! 206 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:49,592 Don't pity yourselves in this time. 207 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:54,992 It'll be called the good old times soon enough. 208 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,540 I wouldn't have put that past you. 209 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:10,540 You talked a lot of nonsense, but that doesn't matter. 210 00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:13,826 They'll believe everything, especially when you act like a leader. 211 00:23:14,788 --> 00:23:17,913 Can I give you the revenue of today? 14,45. 212 00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:22,199 And a trouser button. You're talented, young man. 213 00:23:22,239 --> 00:23:23,402 Can't we engage you? 214 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:27,289 With the greatest pleasure, Mrs. Baroness. Well, at least until my leg's ok again. 215 00:23:27,769 --> 00:23:31,655 I'd even pay extra. - A hundred Mark? 216 00:23:31,855 --> 00:23:33,113 You're having expenses because of me. 217 00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:38,505 That's not an option at all! I don't take money! I'll use it to pay the bills. 218 00:23:40,991 --> 00:23:44,638 Psht, don't make such a noise! And I tell you, if you steal something upstairs... 219 00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:46,198 There's nothing there! 220 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:50,526 I never thought rich people could be so poor. 221 00:23:50,687 --> 00:23:52,890 The poor little Countess has to run everything herself. 222 00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:54,533 And that's why we have to help her! 223 00:23:54,612 --> 00:23:57,458 That's what I'm saying. One bank robbery and she's saved. 224 00:23:57,579 --> 00:24:00,463 Shissimatucki, don't you think of anything but crime? 225 00:24:00,703 --> 00:24:02,026 Yes... - What? - Uh, no... 226 00:24:02,186 --> 00:24:03,789 Don't you want to try it with work? 227 00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:05,031 Uncle, what's that? 228 00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:07,716 Work, we won't even say such a word. - Ugh! 229 00:24:08,277 --> 00:24:11,122 You will go upstairs now and do something useful! Go! 230 00:24:12,082 --> 00:24:13,805 All right, let's go to the Countess. 231 00:24:14,005 --> 00:24:16,289 Yes, and bring some bitter almonds! 232 00:24:16,971 --> 00:24:19,094 I need Hydrogen Cyanide. 233 00:24:31,235 --> 00:24:35,760 Is there somebody? - We want to help you a little, Countess. 234 00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:37,845 Who are you? 235 00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:40,449 Your good ghosts! 236 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:44,697 We'll do everything for you, we'll do everything for you! 237 00:24:44,937 --> 00:24:49,583 That's really nice of you, thank you! - You're welcome. 238 00:24:49,825 --> 00:24:54,152 We'll do everything for you, we'll do everything for you! 239 00:24:54,592 --> 00:24:58,921 I like to be helped, thanks! - You're welcome. 240 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,486 I'll be right back, I'll just bring the water to the calves. 241 00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:07,936 No no, the bucket's too heavy for you. We'll take it ourselves. Yes, yes! 242 00:25:08,036 --> 00:25:12,304 We'll do everything for you, don't worry! 243 00:25:12,624 --> 00:25:15,789 I think I'm in a fairytale! 244 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:28,834 We'll do everything for you, we'll do everything for you! 245 00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:31,634 Now I'll have to get some carrots. 246 00:25:31,735 --> 00:25:33,779 Please. - Thanks! 247 00:25:36,323 --> 00:25:40,016 We'll do everything for you, we'll do everything for you! 248 00:25:40,216 --> 00:25:42,816 Is it enough, should we get more? 249 00:25:43,016 --> 00:25:45,216 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 250 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,376 What are you going to do now? 251 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,242 I'll clean the windows. 252 00:25:48,443 --> 00:25:53,892 No no, for such things you have your ghosts. Yes, yes! 253 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,938 We'll do everything for you, you'll smile again! 254 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:02,266 I do, but I can't pay you! 255 00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,188 May I, Countess? 256 00:26:14,727 --> 00:26:16,129 Thank you. - You're welcome. 257 00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:17,251 Me too! 258 00:26:27,827 --> 00:26:29,918 Thank you. - You're welcome. 259 00:26:30,018 --> 00:26:34,218 But now I have to go feed my horses. - Aw... 260 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,445 Goodbye, my dear knights. - How cute! 261 00:26:38,547 --> 00:26:42,919 We'll do everything for you, everything will go smoothly. 262 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,819 Yes, when you have good ghosts around you! 263 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,048 Hello, Countessy! Please. 264 00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:51,748 - Thank you! - My name's Uncle Max. 265 00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:55,796 My name is Hugo. - Pleased to meet you. Goodbye! 266 00:27:08,217 --> 00:27:11,825 One tea spoon toad's spawn... How do you spell spawn? 267 00:27:12,105 --> 00:27:13,323 What are you scribbling there anyway? 268 00:27:13,347 --> 00:27:16,873 A recipe of my grandmother. I hope I'm putting it together right... 269 00:27:17,194 --> 00:27:19,399 If we drink that, we'll be visible again! 270 00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:22,762 For what do I need a body? 271 00:27:22,822 --> 00:27:24,486 I'll only have stomach pain then. 272 00:27:25,221 --> 00:27:30,672 I'd like to have a body again. The things you do with it. 273 00:27:32,155 --> 00:27:33,919 Up there there is such a beautiful man. 274 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,087 Shissimatucki, you're supposed to do something good! 275 00:27:37,287 --> 00:27:40,087 I want to do him good. 276 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:47,104 Three drops of devil's bit... Devil? Do you spell devil with w? 277 00:27:49,427 --> 00:27:51,750 Hey, you! - Me? 278 00:27:52,553 --> 00:27:54,193 Yeah, do you think I talk to the chicken? 279 00:27:54,437 --> 00:27:56,600 Anyway, where can I find the Countess of Sandau? 280 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,323 What do you want of her? 281 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,366 That's nothing of your business. 282 00:28:00,728 --> 00:28:02,332 Well, I can go then! - Lump! 283 00:28:13,954 --> 00:28:16,277 Are you planning to stay the rest of your life here? 284 00:28:16,957 --> 00:28:19,523 Thank you for the invitation. But I'm not sure about it yet. 285 00:28:19,925 --> 00:28:20,925 Very friendly. 286 00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,966 I'll certainly keep company with you for some days. 287 00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:25,189 Unfortunately you're not the only one to decide this. 288 00:28:25,213 --> 00:28:28,180 And I'd never have! But your aunt and I were at one very soon. 289 00:28:28,861 --> 00:28:31,344 About the commission as well. - I don't want your money. 290 00:28:32,186 --> 00:28:35,552 Miss, you're required upstairs. The man is from the government. 291 00:28:36,273 --> 00:28:39,153 Maybe they're searching for a female secretary! You can count on my vote! 292 00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:41,106 Senior Civil Servant of Teckel. 293 00:28:41,206 --> 00:28:43,422 Federal Commissioner, Care and Advancement of Foreign Relations 294 00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:46,010 in collaboration with the economic interests of the FRG. 295 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,376 Here my business card. 296 00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:53,465 Mr. Teckel... Are you by chance related to a Colonel of Teckel? 297 00:28:53,745 --> 00:28:56,111 Indeed, dear Baroness. My great grandfather. 298 00:28:56,632 --> 00:28:57,915 Please, take a seat. - Thank you. 299 00:28:58,315 --> 00:29:03,042 Back then, he eradicated all of those robbers and walled them up. 300 00:29:03,725 --> 00:29:08,656 Are you suffering of lumbago, too? - No. There's got to be a needle in there. 301 00:29:08,856 --> 00:29:11,139 Hopefully you aren't seriously hurt! 302 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,860 Oh no, just a minnow, Baroness. 303 00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:16,827 Our niece, the Countess. 304 00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:20,194 Ohh... - The lump. 305 00:29:20,515 --> 00:29:22,199 I'm taking back the lump, of course. 306 00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:24,843 Why lump? Do you know this man? 307 00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:27,408 A little. But he didn't introduce himself yet. 308 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:29,136 Senior Civil Servant of Teckel. 309 00:29:29,236 --> 00:29:31,552 Federal Commissioner, Care and Advancement of Foreign Relations 310 00:29:31,576 --> 00:29:33,899 in collaboration with the economic interests of the FRG. 311 00:29:34,099 --> 00:29:35,144 Here my business card. 312 00:29:36,824 --> 00:29:38,909 Ah. And what's the reason for this pleasure? 313 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,794 An affair of highest national political meaning. 314 00:29:42,195 --> 00:29:44,960 Shoot! - Why shoot? Oh. 315 00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:56,342 Well, it's that. Would you be ok taking a foreign guest in for a bit? 316 00:29:57,062 --> 00:29:58,746 Confidentially, it's a sovereign. 317 00:29:59,189 --> 00:30:01,551 Confidentially, we can't afford that. 318 00:30:01,753 --> 00:30:05,199 Oh, don't worry about that. Germany's a poor country and money doesn't matter. 319 00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:08,285 We thought of 500 DM. 320 00:30:08,564 --> 00:30:10,248 Per month? - Per day! 321 00:30:10,649 --> 00:30:14,255 Charlotte, if he stays for just four weeks, Mr. Hartog can hang it up! 322 00:30:14,495 --> 00:30:15,495 A moment, auntie. 323 00:30:15,657 --> 00:30:19,104 What's his name? - Prince Kalaka of Celebridia. 324 00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:21,868 Isn't that the one who wants to build the dam? 325 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:24,674 Exactly, him. Milliards are at stake. That's why he's coming here. 326 00:30:24,835 --> 00:30:26,877 And why isn't he visiting officially? 327 00:30:27,098 --> 00:30:28,161 Because he's scared. 328 00:30:28,181 --> 00:30:29,181 Of what? 329 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:32,328 Capitalists, the Communists, his own countrymen and us. 330 00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:34,932 I'd do something about it, but that is that. 331 00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:37,539 And why does he want to go here, to the Spessart? 332 00:30:37,699 --> 00:30:40,968 His Highness saw the film "The Spessart Inn" on TV, 333 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:42,968 and since then he wants to live here. 334 00:30:44,872 --> 00:30:46,796 He shall feel at home here. 335 00:30:47,156 --> 00:30:49,480 For God's sake! He's feeling at least comfortable at home. 336 00:30:49,801 --> 00:30:51,521 How can we make it comfortable for him here? 337 00:30:51,644 --> 00:30:53,610 By protecting his incognito. 338 00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:58,376 Through greatest discretion and, most importantly, biggest silence. 339 00:31:04,388 --> 00:31:07,552 Repitateta, Faschiska! KABUMSI, KABUMSI! 340 00:31:11,561 --> 00:31:13,645 Now we're in a nice mess, with your salute. 341 00:31:14,086 --> 00:31:17,693 When a prince is born in England, he doesn't start firing at everybody right away either. 342 00:31:21,818 --> 00:31:25,066 Kapitulina, kapitulina! Returno favo intrato castello! 343 00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:31,237 They're coming! They're coming! 344 00:31:37,889 --> 00:31:41,658 May I welcome Your Majesty in the name of the government. Huh? He isn't in here? 345 00:31:44,864 --> 00:31:50,013 Hallo Majesteta? Nixi. Alarmi blindi. Attacki finiti. 346 00:31:50,113 --> 00:31:51,213 Where is he? 347 00:31:51,434 --> 00:31:54,000 In the bunker. In the tank. - In the tank! 348 00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:59,156 Openi! Openi, openi! Openi! 349 00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:05,056 Impertinenze kafronza! 350 00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:08,186 Now won't you hold it! - But I didn't say anything! 351 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:10,752 Servimonzi brutala! 352 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:13,876 Your Highness... Highness may graciously pardon! 353 00:32:14,237 --> 00:32:18,525 Probo kafronzo miserabuli! Mistikack! Mistikack! 354 00:32:34,676 --> 00:32:39,806 You have a nice guy there! It's really hard for me to leave you now. 355 00:32:40,486 --> 00:32:41,768 Why? Do you want to go? 356 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,048 I thought that's one of your deepest wishes. 357 00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:47,338 But... You paid in advance! 358 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,864 If you want me to live that up, I'll come back. Should I? 359 00:32:53,029 --> 00:32:54,151 Goodbye. 360 00:33:11,462 --> 00:33:12,986 Hartog Corporate 361 00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:17,956 Your son wants to speak to you, Mr. Hartog. - On which phone? 362 00:33:18,115 --> 00:33:20,820 Well, Daddy. I'm coming in natura. 363 00:33:20,963 --> 00:33:24,329 Well, my son? You were lucky? Did you get to the old boot? 364 00:33:24,409 --> 00:33:27,896 Ha, deviously. By the way, she isn't that old. 365 00:33:28,056 --> 00:33:31,441 You weren't supposed to look at Miss Sandau, but at the castle! 366 00:33:31,544 --> 00:33:32,803 Do you have a light? 367 00:33:32,904 --> 00:33:39,498 Ah, one moment. You don't know that yet. My newest advertising stunt. 368 00:33:39,961 --> 00:33:44,330 Daddy, the castle is really old. And, you already have so many hotels. 369 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,771 But none in the Spessart. 370 00:33:45,852 --> 00:33:47,572 People are going abroad today, it's cheaper. 371 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:51,704 Oh, come on. Enough guests can afford to holiday in Germany, too. 372 00:33:52,065 --> 00:33:54,992 And a little bit of romance and knight's armor and so on. 373 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,930 Daddy, the Sandaus are attached to their castle. 374 00:33:56,954 --> 00:34:00,603 And with me, they're attached with 100,000 DM. So, how big's the kitchen? 375 00:34:00,803 --> 00:34:01,645 I don't know. 376 00:34:01,765 --> 00:34:05,291 Are you trying to stop me? Did that woman make you confused? 377 00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:08,232 I'm just telling you one thing. If you take the castle away from her, I won't take part. 378 00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:11,543 And if you work against my business, I won't take part, got it? 379 00:34:11,703 --> 00:34:12,905 Goodbye, Daddy. 380 00:34:13,145 --> 00:34:14,509 Where are you going? 381 00:34:14,831 --> 00:34:16,633 To the Castle Sandau, measuring the kitchen. 382 00:34:22,006 --> 00:34:28,378 Tutto presenti festi! Festi sacrala lotti. Kapistik? Festi! 383 00:34:29,178 --> 00:34:34,030 Very well, Highness. What did he say? 384 00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:37,997 Prince wishes you all to eat. Tonight he's giving a feast. 385 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:40,161 We're thankfully accepting. 386 00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:44,369 Prince wishes food to be following: Podshdokoli salbo con peppero. 387 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:46,413 Podshdokoli, what's that? 388 00:34:46,575 --> 00:34:50,460 Podshdokoli, mhh... Prima! - And who's cooking that? 389 00:34:50,581 --> 00:34:51,664 Me. 390 00:34:57,076 --> 00:34:59,786 With some luck and salt and with pepper, 391 00:35:00,086 --> 00:35:02,186 the results you get could be much better. 392 00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:04,691 Are you sure this will taste good? 393 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:06,895 The essential is the effect! 394 00:35:10,502 --> 00:35:15,590 With some poison from mushrooms and spiders you maybe can win back your body again. 395 00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:18,356 Are you sure this will taste good? 396 00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:20,603 The essential is the effect. 397 00:35:24,369 --> 00:35:28,740 Stop, stop! This causes stomach pain! 398 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:34,349 Too hot! - It can never be too hot. 399 00:35:35,072 --> 00:35:37,581 With some luck and salt and with pepper, 400 00:35:37,781 --> 00:35:40,481 the results you get could be much better. 401 00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:43,088 And if the prince poops out? 402 00:35:43,289 --> 00:35:45,372 The essential is the effect. 403 00:35:48,697 --> 00:35:50,799 I don't think the Majesty's ever eaten such a Podshdokoli. 404 00:35:50,823 --> 00:35:51,823 I don't think so either. 405 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,309 What does he want? - He wants to check for poison. 406 00:35:59,841 --> 00:36:02,043 The essential is the effect! 407 00:36:05,251 --> 00:36:07,698 And now the egg of a sparrow. 408 00:36:07,938 --> 00:36:10,182 If it itches I can scratch myself again? 409 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:15,591 What good is the blouse if nothing's inside? The essential is the effect! 410 00:36:18,517 --> 00:36:20,923 So, now try it out. - But leave something for us! 411 00:36:26,174 --> 00:36:28,138 Kathrin! - Where are you? 412 00:36:28,338 --> 00:36:29,781 Here! 413 00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:31,164 Switch on the light! 414 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,626 We'll find you. 415 00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:35,231 That's outrageous, just to vanish like that! 416 00:36:35,552 --> 00:36:37,798 Now, come out, you've hidden! 417 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:41,403 The essential, essential is the effect! 418 00:36:42,206 --> 00:36:43,728 Too much cyanide! 419 00:36:46,535 --> 00:36:48,420 The essential is the effect... 420 00:37:00,201 --> 00:37:03,488 You've gone insane, yes? Now get out! 421 00:37:12,906 --> 00:37:15,111 I'm counting on you both being out. 422 00:37:22,726 --> 00:37:28,259 Snow White! Hoohoo! Where could I go to? 423 00:37:30,502 --> 00:37:31,666 Well, there! 424 00:37:57,835 --> 00:37:58,997 Sweetie! 425 00:38:03,886 --> 00:38:05,851 Oh, I'm getting so weak! 426 00:38:10,658 --> 00:38:12,140 Ivonne! 427 00:38:14,346 --> 00:38:17,212 Hans Theodor! You're still not ready! 428 00:38:17,353 --> 00:38:20,957 I just saw a woman. She was completely blue! 429 00:38:21,115 --> 00:38:24,681 And your white deer was white. You have a fantasy like a paintbox. 430 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,286 Yeah yeah... - Hurry! 431 00:38:26,828 --> 00:38:27,989 Hurry up, uncle. 432 00:38:28,009 --> 00:38:29,893 Now your dress has become beautiful! 433 00:38:30,012 --> 00:38:33,018 Do you think so? Come soon, don't leave me alone so long. 434 00:38:33,098 --> 00:38:34,943 Already there! I'm coming already! 435 00:38:39,509 --> 00:38:41,109 Do you whistle like that for every girl? 436 00:38:41,433 --> 00:38:44,559 Only for those who throw me for a loop. Please. 437 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,641 Nine nine matschkis. - Sorry? 438 00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:47,947 Matschkis! 439 00:38:48,147 --> 00:38:50,347 Very well, Your Highness, matschkis. What are matschkis? 440 00:38:50,409 --> 00:38:51,531 Dames. 441 00:38:51,651 --> 00:38:54,377 Oh, I see. The matschki will be right here. 442 00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:56,179 Matschki! 443 00:38:57,823 --> 00:39:01,028 May I introduce, Your Highness, the Countess of Sandau. 444 00:39:01,189 --> 00:39:02,509 Maiesteta Kaputzo! 445 00:39:09,425 --> 00:39:14,818 Prima Matschki... Fina a staturi... Sexi bombi! 446 00:39:15,018 --> 00:39:19,918 - Veri petito. - Ahh.. fetti nixi boni... 447 00:39:20,743 --> 00:39:23,388 Formi klassiki. - Pardon! 448 00:39:23,749 --> 00:39:25,230 Banausi! - Nausi! 449 00:39:29,799 --> 00:39:32,163 Do you speak English? - Ninewa. 450 00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:38,777 Parlez-vous Francais? - Ügti... Nichti lingui... 451 00:39:39,536 --> 00:39:42,581 Ahh! Swiss German? - No, also not. 452 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,506 Your Highness is speaking German! 453 00:39:44,826 --> 00:39:47,832 Yeah, I had a Rhenish teacher, he taught me a little Kölsch. 454 00:39:52,319 --> 00:39:54,031 Highness... Your Highness! 455 00:39:54,231 --> 00:39:57,731 May I introducet he Baroness of Dieldeck, the Count of Sandau. 456 00:39:57,811 --> 00:40:02,900 Well stop that hullabaloo and sit down! You're a cutie girl. 457 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:04,522 Please, Your Majesty. 458 00:40:04,584 --> 00:40:06,523 Putschaiki. Kanzoni salutale. 459 00:40:08,952 --> 00:40:11,116 Where do you see such wonderful men today? 460 00:40:11,197 --> 00:40:12,839 In the Circus. 461 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,484 In my youth there were only such men. 462 00:40:21,138 --> 00:40:23,539 You must have had a difficult youth. 463 00:40:26,185 --> 00:40:30,714 Basta! Basta! Temperamenzi canzoni. Du singa! 464 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,280 What? - Singa! Lalalala. 465 00:40:34,082 --> 00:40:35,767 But I can't. 466 00:40:36,086 --> 00:40:39,532 Yes, yes! The Suleyka fits so well tonight. 467 00:40:39,733 --> 00:40:42,458 Here, the beautiful Suleyka. 468 00:40:42,698 --> 00:40:45,183 Oh, that old thing. How does it start? 469 00:40:45,663 --> 00:40:47,467 The beautiful Suleyka. 470 00:40:51,676 --> 00:40:56,849 The beautiful Suleyka from Baghdad, who's had a lot of men already. 471 00:40:57,049 --> 00:40:58,966 She didn't want anymore, she didn't want anymore, 472 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,832 She was sick of all men. 473 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:08,348 Even when the caliphes called her beautiful body with letters... 474 00:41:09,631 --> 00:41:11,874 She didn't want more visitors to her bed. 475 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:22,616 Even to the big Sultan she said "No!"! She didn't want to be a Sultana! 476 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:27,592 She said: "Off to the desert, off to the desert, 477 00:41:27,692 --> 00:41:30,492 You'll be carrying your head on your neck then, you see... 478 00:41:30,673 --> 00:41:36,963 Off to the desert, off to the desert, I'll immerse you as a mummy in salt, you see... 479 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:43,739 Off to the desert, away from the bust, I collect men, but only skewered ones! 480 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:50,233 Instead of lying here pale next to me, rather take the next camel you can get, 481 00:41:50,471 --> 00:41:54,077 Off to the desert, you see, now you're going. 482 00:41:57,364 --> 00:42:00,208 Off to the desert, off to the desert..." 483 00:42:00,288 --> 00:42:00,889 Du tanza! 484 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,051 Me? 485 00:42:02,254 --> 00:42:02,854 You! 486 00:42:03,136 --> 00:42:03,977 Oh... 487 00:42:04,097 --> 00:42:05,636 You'll have to get somebody else for that. 488 00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,504 Nixa renitenzi! Du tanza! 489 00:42:07,865 --> 00:42:09,187 That's out of the question. 490 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:13,355 Child, the man is a monarch... - Now, do him the favor! 491 00:42:13,556 --> 00:42:16,556 Countess, I conjure you. In the name of the entire Federal Republic, please! 492 00:42:21,933 --> 00:42:23,135 Yes... Yes! 493 00:42:43,255 --> 00:42:45,337 Prima temperamenzo! Ekstas! 494 00:42:48,384 --> 00:42:49,384 Go! Pfft! 495 00:43:04,455 --> 00:43:05,898 For you we'll do everything! 496 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:25,256 Festi... finito. 497 00:43:36,798 --> 00:43:39,805 Putaite maeros. Maiestato very furioso. Kapistik? 498 00:43:45,575 --> 00:43:53,270 Allemani barbari. Poplo mistiko. - Poplo brutale. - Bonni, maiesteta? 499 00:43:55,835 --> 00:43:58,121 Bonni notti. - Bonni notti, maiesteta. 500 00:44:03,971 --> 00:44:04,971 Mistikack! 501 00:44:06,296 --> 00:44:07,296 Huhu! 502 00:44:09,904 --> 00:44:11,108 Matschki! 503 00:44:19,643 --> 00:44:20,763 What's it with you, sweetie? 504 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:26,214 Appetiti erotici! Enormi appetit. 505 00:44:26,776 --> 00:44:28,219 Can't you speak German with me? 506 00:44:28,621 --> 00:44:30,624 Huh? Are there brown Germans as well? 507 00:44:30,945 --> 00:44:32,026 If you only knew. 508 00:44:34,952 --> 00:44:37,358 Give me a sweet kiss... - What will you give me? 509 00:44:37,939 --> 00:44:39,533 Everything you want. 510 00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:46,933 Here. Bijuteriti. 511 00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:59,780 What happened? What's going on, where are you going? 512 00:44:59,861 --> 00:45:01,561 I have to go to the cellar immediately, my juice weakens. 513 00:45:01,585 --> 00:45:02,865 Nono, you're staying right here. 514 00:45:02,947 --> 00:45:04,547 If I stay here, I'll be gone right away! 515 00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:06,153 More bijuteriti, more... 516 00:45:07,156 --> 00:45:08,279 Ha, I'm getting so weak! 517 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,600 Well, you like to hear that! 518 00:45:14,974 --> 00:45:19,062 Where are you? Matschki! Matschki! 519 00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:23,511 Don't! Leave it! 520 00:45:23,832 --> 00:45:27,240 Why? With that the little one can save the whole castle. 521 00:45:27,481 --> 00:45:29,061 And how do you want to give them to her? 522 00:45:29,085 --> 00:45:30,768 We'll hide them like Easter eggs. 523 00:45:31,368 --> 00:45:32,971 For you we'll do everything... 524 00:45:33,813 --> 00:45:34,778 Out! 525 00:45:34,818 --> 00:45:35,818 Other Matschki! 526 00:45:36,059 --> 00:45:38,222 No! - Yes! - No! 527 00:45:39,026 --> 00:45:40,909 You're owing me one for the slap! - Help! 528 00:45:42,994 --> 00:45:44,194 Now help me! 529 00:45:54,256 --> 00:45:56,541 Matschki, matschki! 530 00:45:59,186 --> 00:46:00,228 Bruno, bite! Bite him! 531 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:10,651 Morto... 532 00:46:27,206 --> 00:46:28,206 Matschki! 533 00:46:33,742 --> 00:46:35,383 What are you doing here? 534 00:46:35,704 --> 00:46:37,070 Someone has to watch over you. 535 00:46:37,310 --> 00:46:38,510 I can do that myself. 536 00:46:39,953 --> 00:46:41,716 Won't you let go of me? 537 00:46:42,156 --> 00:46:44,242 I'll rather take a slap, too. 538 00:46:45,045 --> 00:46:50,475 Don't remind me of that. When that cheeky guy leaves, this Hartog has won. 539 00:46:50,736 --> 00:46:51,898 Who? 540 00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:55,724 Someone who wants to take my castle. Hartog's his name. 541 00:46:55,825 --> 00:46:58,052 Never heard of him. And would that be so awful? 542 00:46:58,193 --> 00:47:04,303 That's as tasteful as building a house bar into a Gothic cupboard. With neon lamps. 543 00:47:04,607 --> 00:47:05,726 Let me go. 544 00:47:05,886 --> 00:47:07,170 Never. 545 00:47:10,058 --> 00:47:15,148 I have to drink a schnaps now. Do you want one? 546 00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:17,113 You can hunt me with schnaps. 547 00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:18,995 So solid? 548 00:47:19,316 --> 00:47:20,558 I have all of the other vices. 549 00:47:34,390 --> 00:47:37,153 Maybe I could get a Whiskey Soda? Without whiskey. 550 00:47:39,801 --> 00:47:41,763 Can you take something seriously? 551 00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:45,211 Yes. You, for example. 552 00:47:46,374 --> 00:47:47,437 Why? 553 00:47:51,946 --> 00:47:54,389 You're the first woman I'd allow to drag me to the altar. 554 00:47:56,033 --> 00:47:57,919 Excuse me, for that you need two. 555 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,163 Of course! You and me. 556 00:48:04,210 --> 00:48:05,530 Or are you already with somebody? 557 00:48:07,219 --> 00:48:08,258 And if I would? 558 00:48:08,539 --> 00:48:09,942 I'd find that very rash. 559 00:48:10,826 --> 00:48:12,466 You should always wait for the right one. 560 00:48:15,154 --> 00:48:16,557 Do you have a job? 561 00:48:17,036 --> 00:48:19,406 Oh yes. Here and there. 562 00:48:21,488 --> 00:48:23,734 And is there somebody who cares for you? 563 00:48:24,415 --> 00:48:26,780 Yes. Until yesterday. 564 00:48:26,939 --> 00:48:28,182 A woman? 565 00:48:28,303 --> 00:48:33,634 No. My father. But he threw me out because of bad moral conduct. 566 00:48:34,755 --> 00:48:36,240 On your father! 567 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,246 You? - Mhhm. 568 00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:46,982 What are you going to do now? 569 00:48:47,382 --> 00:48:49,026 Now I hope somebody will improve me. 570 00:48:51,391 --> 00:48:54,719 You are a very weird man, Mr... Dingbat. 571 00:48:55,521 --> 00:48:57,002 Ohh, not this name. 572 00:48:57,725 --> 00:49:01,132 Won't you just say Martin to me? That would improve my evening a great deal. 573 00:49:02,053 --> 00:49:04,058 And slowly you have to get used to it. 574 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:05,641 To what? 575 00:49:06,062 --> 00:49:10,672 One day we'll be a happy couple. 576 00:49:12,236 --> 00:49:18,008 For that you need two... After all two. 577 00:49:20,975 --> 00:49:26,548 Once there'll be a man in a robe before us. 578 00:49:27,348 --> 00:49:34,121 For that you need two... At least two. 579 00:49:35,887 --> 00:49:42,281 Once in not too distant days, we'll take a walk arm in arm. 580 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:46,881 And I'll push our little children's wagon... 581 00:49:47,309 --> 00:49:50,074 I won't be asked at all? 582 00:49:51,235 --> 00:49:56,369 Once we'll drive together happily through the country. 583 00:49:57,572 --> 00:50:04,105 For that you'll need two... Always just two. 584 00:50:06,228 --> 00:50:11,360 Wearing the same rings on the hand. 585 00:50:12,762 --> 00:50:18,255 For that you'll need two. Just by the way. 586 00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:24,909 May I remind your Majesty of the conference? 587 00:50:27,395 --> 00:50:32,364 Huh? What's that? 588 00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:34,406 Open! 589 00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,813 Open! 590 00:50:40,501 --> 00:50:44,349 Something has happened there. Service! Fast! 591 00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,002 Fast, open! Something's happened in there. Fast! 592 00:51:00,464 --> 00:51:01,185 Where's the Majesty? 593 00:51:01,306 --> 00:51:02,146 Gone. - Where? 594 00:51:02,227 --> 00:51:03,911 I don't know, maybe on ship in Riviera. 595 00:51:04,071 --> 00:51:04,876 What are you doing here? 596 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:07,799 I've been locked. - What, what, who, where? 597 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,165 Prince had forgotten his bijuteriti. I should get. 598 00:51:10,287 --> 00:51:11,287 Why didn't you? 599 00:51:11,328 --> 00:51:13,693 Well, look, look. Tutto bijuteriti futschi. 600 00:51:13,854 --> 00:51:15,655 What futschi? The jewels can't be futschi? 601 00:51:15,816 --> 00:51:19,085 Yes, stolen. I want to go to Prince, suddenly laughing in the air. 602 00:51:19,185 --> 00:51:20,885 Door closed, I can't get out. 603 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:26,080 He, you. Come here. You close all exits at once. Nobody leaves the building, got it? 604 00:51:26,319 --> 00:51:27,382 Yes, Mr. Civil Servant. 605 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,262 Robbers in the castle! 606 00:51:28,322 --> 00:51:29,605 Yes, Mr. Civil Servant. 607 00:51:29,886 --> 00:51:33,213 I feel like my own great grandfather! Zack Zack! 608 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,485 The police will arrive every moment now. 609 00:51:48,645 --> 00:51:51,533 You don't assume we have stolen the jewels? 610 00:51:51,773 --> 00:51:54,296 I don't assume anything. I'm a civil servant. 611 00:51:55,498 --> 00:52:00,109 Is everybody here? - Petermann's still at the gate. 612 00:52:00,430 --> 00:52:01,994 Then get him, please. 613 00:52:02,155 --> 00:52:03,478 Where is this Mr. Dingbat now? 614 00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:05,322 I'll get him! 615 00:52:06,586 --> 00:52:07,847 Martin! 616 00:52:32,059 --> 00:52:35,767 Looking for something special? Can I help you? 617 00:52:35,949 --> 00:52:40,317 All of the Prince's jewelry's been stolen! How did this plan get into your suitcase? 618 00:52:40,318 --> 00:52:42,903 Oh well. Now you know everything. 619 00:52:43,204 --> 00:52:46,040 Martin, the police could be here any moment. 620 00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:49,940 If you took the jewelry, give it to me, I'll just say I found it. 621 00:52:49,941 --> 00:52:54,130 Now you said Martin to me for the first time. And that to a notorious criminal. 622 00:52:54,273 --> 00:52:55,554 So you have the jewelry? 623 00:52:55,633 --> 00:52:57,677 I have a charming accomplice. 624 00:52:57,759 --> 00:52:59,402 Fast, where's the jewelry? 625 00:53:02,612 --> 00:53:03,773 Too late. 626 00:53:07,983 --> 00:53:11,631 This whole thing seems more than Greek to me. 627 00:53:11,712 --> 00:53:14,800 Schulze, write down, this is the upper corridor. 628 00:53:15,242 --> 00:53:16,762 Here is the button of the criminal. 629 00:53:17,003 --> 00:53:19,331 Here WC and bath. - Here! 630 00:53:19,451 --> 00:53:22,295 That's got time. Here was the theft committed. 631 00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:23,939 Where does this door lead to? 632 00:53:24,179 --> 00:53:25,784 I've been sleeping there for years. 633 00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:27,468 Maybe we should look inside? 634 00:53:27,749 --> 00:53:29,313 You can certainly save that effort. 635 00:53:29,595 --> 00:53:31,118 We have to check everything! 636 00:53:31,318 --> 00:53:32,562 Excuse this. 637 00:53:32,801 --> 00:53:35,967 Come on in, come on in. - We're coming in. 638 00:53:39,698 --> 00:53:43,786 You've told us the Prince molested you here. - Yes. 639 00:53:43,827 --> 00:53:45,149 I wanted to go to sleep, and... 640 00:53:45,269 --> 00:53:46,434 When was that? 641 00:53:46,954 --> 00:53:48,014 Twenty to eleven. 642 00:53:48,075 --> 00:53:49,158 How do you know that? 643 00:53:49,638 --> 00:53:52,328 The watch of my grandmother works very well. Do you want to see it? 644 00:53:56,457 --> 00:54:00,868 What's with the watch? - Nothing. Can I offer you something? 645 00:54:01,748 --> 00:54:02,830 Please. 646 00:54:03,152 --> 00:54:04,555 Is that yours? 647 00:54:04,716 --> 00:54:07,722 Aha. - No idea how that got in there. 648 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,906 And you don't know anything of that either? 649 00:54:09,930 --> 00:54:12,414 Sorry, Countess. May I have an explanation for that? 650 00:54:14,778 --> 00:54:16,782 Did you write that? 651 00:54:17,867 --> 00:54:19,631 For you we'll do everything 652 00:54:22,957 --> 00:54:25,722 I don't see a reason for humor, Countess. 653 00:54:26,247 --> 00:54:31,577 Excuse me, but now I know who did all that. My ghosts, of course. 654 00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:35,910 Yes? - I admit, it sounds improbable. 655 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:37,112 It does. 656 00:54:37,831 --> 00:54:41,763 You have to believe me, it must really have been my ghosts. Hold that for a moment! 657 00:54:42,281 --> 00:54:45,980 Hello! Say something. 658 00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:51,580 You can't desert me now. 659 00:54:52,547 --> 00:54:56,154 Come here! Hello? 660 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,032 Let's go. I'm speculating on paragraph 51. 661 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:14,032 The jewelry will be sent to Bonn, and you're under arrest. 662 00:55:14,115 --> 00:55:16,822 But what motive do I have? 663 00:55:16,884 --> 00:55:20,089 Your financial situation is well-known. 664 00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:23,779 Isn't half of the castle distrained? 665 00:55:24,219 --> 00:55:27,669 You had to lend money to exist. 666 00:55:27,869 --> 00:55:31,275 And didn't you fear to lose the castle? 667 00:55:31,516 --> 00:55:34,685 Wasn't it your rescue that the Prince came here? 668 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:38,292 And when he suddenly left you did the thing. 669 00:55:38,693 --> 00:55:41,940 The motive is self explanatory. - A fool could understand that. 670 00:55:42,061 --> 00:55:43,985 Come on. - Come on. - Come on. 671 00:55:47,873 --> 00:55:49,117 Shissimatucki. 672 00:55:49,278 --> 00:55:51,562 Uncle? - Why didn't you help the little one? 673 00:55:51,763 --> 00:55:53,928 We couldn't. There were a lot of gendarmes up there. 674 00:55:54,128 --> 00:55:57,137 Old robber's rule: If there's a cop, you stay out. 675 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,639 You're getting the little one in hot water. 676 00:56:00,663 --> 00:56:02,272 Why? - They just detained her! 677 00:56:02,592 --> 00:56:03,752 Tain! - Tain, tain. 678 00:56:04,512 --> 00:56:06,759 And who has the jewelry? - The Baldy-Zack Zack. 679 00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:10,207 Such a dirty trick! Come on Hugo, we'll get it back. 680 00:56:11,729 --> 00:56:12,971 Uncle, wait! 681 00:56:30,172 --> 00:56:31,172 Goodbye. 682 00:56:31,335 --> 00:56:32,340 There's the car driving! 683 00:56:32,539 --> 00:56:33,341 That's what it should. 684 00:56:33,502 --> 00:56:35,184 But I'm the driver! - So what? 685 00:56:35,464 --> 00:56:37,311 Follow them! Fast! 686 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:52,385 Come on, faster! - The car doesn't work well! 687 00:56:53,307 --> 00:56:55,552 Well, you're driving with the handbrakes on! 688 00:56:56,395 --> 00:57:00,967 I had loosened it... - What's it now? 689 00:57:01,406 --> 00:57:02,608 It doesn't work! 690 00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,456 Well, if you switch off the ignition... 691 00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,356 Say, are you drunk? - No... 692 00:57:32,761 --> 00:57:34,328 Are you mad? 693 00:57:34,727 --> 00:57:35,889 Somebody tickles me! 694 00:57:36,049 --> 00:57:37,892 Oh, nonsense. Who should tickle you here? 695 00:57:53,811 --> 00:57:55,536 Brake! Now brake already! 696 00:57:56,057 --> 00:57:57,099 It doesn't brake! 697 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,131 Please. 698 00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:13,337 You? 699 00:58:13,498 --> 00:58:14,860 One hand washes another. 700 00:58:16,302 --> 00:58:18,502 This morning you wanted to help me, now I'm helping you. 701 00:58:18,709 --> 00:58:20,393 But that's criminal! 702 00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:23,641 I'll always be jailed for that. With you in a cell, of course. 703 00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:34,985 Stop! Stop! 704 00:58:35,105 --> 00:58:39,036 Today fresh mincemeat 705 00:58:42,724 --> 00:58:43,725 Your papers, please. 706 00:58:44,207 --> 00:58:45,207 I'm in a big hurry. 707 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:47,215 I can see that. 708 00:58:48,018 --> 00:58:54,915 Here, my card. I'm traveling in a very important political mission. 709 00:58:55,113 --> 00:59:01,930 Please, here, in my briefcase. What's that? Please, here... in my briefcase... 710 00:59:02,893 --> 00:59:03,893 Huh... 711 00:59:05,979 --> 00:59:06,979 The jewelry's gone! 712 00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:12,437 There, there! - Stop! Stop! 713 00:59:25,746 --> 00:59:27,270 From me you'd get a life sentence. 714 00:59:28,112 --> 00:59:29,875 Don't kid around. 715 00:59:30,357 --> 00:59:31,640 That was a declaration of love! 716 00:59:31,879 --> 00:59:34,206 Nonsense. - Well, you... 717 00:59:34,567 --> 00:59:35,567 Why me? 718 00:59:35,608 --> 00:59:37,653 What you told them about your ghosts... 719 00:59:38,173 --> 00:59:39,700 But there were ghosts! 720 00:59:40,019 --> 00:59:41,621 Let's see if somebody believes you. 721 00:59:42,545 --> 00:59:44,229 And how will that continue now? 722 00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:47,477 We'll search for a hotel and then I'll talk to my attorney. 723 00:59:48,238 --> 00:59:49,602 Where are we anyway? 724 00:59:50,285 --> 00:59:54,253 No idea. Over there's a marker. I'll go and look. 725 00:59:54,854 --> 00:59:56,537 That's kind of you, thanks. 726 01:00:32,059 --> 01:00:37,234 Charlotte! Charlotte! Where are you going? What happened? 727 01:00:43,608 --> 01:00:48,781 Now the essential, the toe of a clucking hen. And now two sips of mixed owl's spit. 728 01:00:49,022 --> 01:00:51,425 Now, show, juice, your power! 729 01:00:53,953 --> 01:00:57,240 The essential is the effect! 730 01:00:57,962 --> 01:01:00,489 Look, look, look here! - That's, that's. that's great! 731 01:01:00,928 --> 01:01:05,900 Now I'll let you try the stuff. Who of the gentlemen would like to risk it? 732 01:01:09,069 --> 01:01:11,271 I'm starting to get respect of you. 733 01:01:15,201 --> 01:01:17,368 The essential is the effect! 734 01:01:22,578 --> 01:01:23,578 What's going on here? 735 01:01:23,702 --> 01:01:26,428 Hugo, Uncle Max, come in! It's drink time here! 736 01:01:31,559 --> 01:01:32,643 Hugo! 737 01:01:35,971 --> 01:01:37,935 That's a thing, the drink from the cup. 738 01:01:38,537 --> 01:01:40,901 Ow, ow, that's biting holes into my stomach. 739 01:01:41,141 --> 01:01:42,261 This stuff tastes like dung! 740 01:01:42,383 --> 01:01:43,669 That's the wine! 741 01:01:44,029 --> 01:01:47,157 The essential, essential, essential is the effect! 742 01:01:51,687 --> 01:01:54,292 So, stop kidding around. Do you have the jewelry? 743 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:56,218 We're gentlemen. 744 01:01:56,339 --> 01:01:57,439 And where's the car of Zack Zack? 745 01:01:57,463 --> 01:01:58,624 Down the drain. 746 01:01:59,025 --> 01:02:00,667 You can't just take a foreign car! 747 01:02:00,828 --> 01:02:02,312 Why? Never heard of a rental car? 748 01:02:03,796 --> 01:02:06,280 I had something else... - Here, Uncle Max. 749 01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:10,894 So, listen. The stuff... - Here's something. 750 01:02:10,994 --> 01:02:12,594 The stuff has to be brought to the Prince immediately. 751 01:02:12,615 --> 01:02:14,140 He can't say it's stolen then. 752 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:16,267 I'll do that. Where's the sweetheart? 753 01:02:16,506 --> 01:02:18,866 Upstairs they say at the Riviera. Hopefully you'll find him. 754 01:02:18,951 --> 01:02:20,791 What do you know about how fast I can find men. 755 01:02:21,796 --> 01:02:22,802 Oh, my Hugo... 756 01:02:23,041 --> 01:02:24,041 You're going to jail. 757 01:02:24,084 --> 01:02:25,566 Yes! - No! - No! 758 01:02:25,726 --> 01:02:28,149 Because of you the little one had to go to jail, so get her out again! 759 01:02:28,173 --> 01:02:29,213 From where? 760 01:02:29,373 --> 01:02:32,622 They took here to a godforsaken hicktown at the Rhine. What's it's name again? 761 01:02:32,823 --> 01:02:33,823 Bonn! 762 01:02:34,025 --> 01:02:34,707 Yes. 763 01:02:34,788 --> 01:02:37,035 Take some of my schnaps. Just if. - Oh yes. 764 01:02:37,635 --> 01:02:38,635 How do we get there? 765 01:02:38,756 --> 01:02:39,759 Your problem! 766 01:02:40,521 --> 01:02:41,565 Come on, Hugo! 767 01:03:29,314 --> 01:03:31,720 Good day. Are you the owner? 768 01:03:31,959 --> 01:03:32,924 Are you insane? 769 01:03:32,964 --> 01:03:34,688 The store is temporarily closed. Hugo! 770 01:03:35,609 --> 01:03:38,859 I'm embarrassed for my little Hugo. I want to clothe him new from head to toe. 771 01:03:40,023 --> 01:03:42,026 And if thou'rt unwilling, then gun I'll employ! 772 01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:45,355 Oh please! Should it be something special? 773 01:03:45,715 --> 01:03:49,241 Thanks. We'll search something nice for ourselves. Come, little Hugo. 774 01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:50,646 You know... 775 01:03:50,766 --> 01:03:54,413 Uncle! - Don't talk so much, beauty sells better. 776 01:03:55,134 --> 01:03:58,665 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, one two three. 777 01:03:58,865 --> 01:04:02,312 That's why people today buy nice clothes. 778 01:04:02,514 --> 01:04:06,283 With the suit the perky makes his prey. And in the suit you don't see the scoundrel. 779 01:04:06,523 --> 01:04:10,210 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, clothes make the man. 780 01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:12,857 Without threads you are air. 781 01:04:16,427 --> 01:04:19,915 Look, don't I look chic? - No, in this one you look fat. 782 01:04:20,155 --> 01:04:22,148 No, this one's beautiful and photogenic 783 01:04:22,248 --> 01:04:25,448 I want to stand in front of myself on the street. 784 01:04:25,649 --> 01:04:27,412 Look what's all the rage today. 785 01:04:27,493 --> 01:04:29,274 You playboy who's elsewise so shy. 786 01:04:29,435 --> 01:04:33,746 When the ladies see me they will throw away all other men from the spot. 787 01:04:34,407 --> 01:04:38,195 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, one two three. 788 01:04:38,356 --> 01:04:41,967 That's why people today buy nice clothes. 789 01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:43,771 With the suit the perky makes his prey. 790 01:04:44,010 --> 01:04:45,855 Without suit the impression fulminates. 791 01:04:46,137 --> 01:04:49,824 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, clothes make the man. 792 01:04:50,065 --> 01:04:52,710 Without threads you are air. 793 01:04:55,817 --> 01:04:57,601 You've never seen such a thing before. 794 01:04:57,802 --> 01:04:59,648 Oh you half of Kurt Jürgens. 795 01:04:59,848 --> 01:05:01,608 Uncle, you idiot, one who meets me like that, 796 01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:04,957 will give me 1000 M on the spot without signing. 797 01:05:05,662 --> 01:05:07,386 But this will clothe us well, too. 798 01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:09,429 Counts will envy us. 799 01:05:09,511 --> 01:05:11,435 In this suit we're even smoother than them. 800 01:05:11,634 --> 01:05:14,119 Long live the High Society. 801 01:05:33,445 --> 01:05:37,134 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, one two three. 802 01:05:37,335 --> 01:05:40,944 That's why people today buy nice clothes. 803 01:05:41,225 --> 01:05:43,027 With the suit the perky makes his prey. 804 01:05:43,147 --> 01:05:44,915 And in the suit nobody sees the scoundrel. 805 01:05:45,154 --> 01:05:48,964 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, clothes make the man. 806 01:05:49,124 --> 01:05:53,413 Without threads you are air... Morning. 807 01:05:55,176 --> 01:06:01,277 Because... legs make the woman, legs make the woman, one two three. 808 01:06:08,176 --> 01:06:14,191 That's why ladies today like to show the nice view. 809 01:06:20,568 --> 01:06:23,254 Are you chic, you'll have luck, you'll make prey. 810 01:06:23,495 --> 01:06:26,303 You'll always get the pay. 811 01:06:33,765 --> 01:06:39,582 Because... clothes make the man, clothes make the man, clothes make the man. 812 01:06:39,902 --> 01:06:43,593 Accelerate... and you're something! 813 01:06:59,314 --> 01:07:03,208 Hello, laddie! Where can I find the Prince Kalaka here? 814 01:07:04,049 --> 01:07:06,736 Not here. Ship very far. Should I show? 815 01:07:07,177 --> 01:07:08,781 Come in. Show me everything. 816 01:07:25,188 --> 01:07:28,798 Don't you think there's a little draft? 817 01:07:50,257 --> 01:07:52,903 Matschki! Matschki! 818 01:07:53,023 --> 01:07:55,713 Hello! Sweetie! 819 01:08:15,565 --> 01:08:17,892 Just without appetite. 820 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,376 Darling! 821 01:08:19,899 --> 01:08:22,465 Sweetie! Look what I'm bringing you! 822 01:08:22,645 --> 01:08:24,512 Bijuteriti perditi! 823 01:08:25,153 --> 01:08:26,678 I'm giving them to you as a reward! 824 01:08:27,519 --> 01:08:29,404 My gold prince! 825 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,617 From now on this is my constant companion. 826 01:08:39,134 --> 01:08:40,555 Where's that leading to? 827 01:08:40,995 --> 01:08:42,520 To my cabin. 828 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,285 Oh, again to the cellar. - Yes, come. 829 01:08:44,486 --> 01:08:47,695 Sweetie, you have to come to Bonn. The little one's in jail because of you. 830 01:08:47,736 --> 01:08:49,018 And what do I get for that? 831 01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:52,189 Do you have appetiti erotici? - Enormi. 832 01:08:52,870 --> 01:08:53,993 Then wait a moment. 833 01:08:55,717 --> 01:08:56,781 For me too, me too. 834 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,364 No, I don't need you to be psychic. 835 01:09:36,012 --> 01:09:41,428 Two gentlemen want to talk to you, please. But visiting time only 5 minutes. 836 01:09:41,467 --> 01:09:43,912 You shouldn't have brought me here. 837 01:09:44,156 --> 01:09:45,379 I don't want anything to do with you! 838 01:09:45,403 --> 01:09:46,526 Now listen, Charlotte. 839 01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:47,466 Please, I want back to my cell. 840 01:09:47,526 --> 01:09:49,453 But it's sad because of the wasted visiting time. 841 01:09:49,613 --> 01:09:53,847 Charlotte. I've brought Mr. Horn for you, he's the best attorney I know. 842 01:09:53,868 --> 01:09:55,410 I'm advising Mr. Hartog for a long time now. 843 01:09:55,434 --> 01:09:57,882 Dr Horn says, too, you should insist on it being ghosts! 844 01:09:58,081 --> 01:10:00,561 If I defend you you'll believe yourself you're a little insane. 845 01:10:00,728 --> 01:10:02,110 Would you please leave me alone now? 846 01:10:02,134 --> 01:10:02,857 But Charlotte... 847 01:10:02,977 --> 01:10:07,836 You've abused my hospitality, you've made fun of my affection. 848 01:10:08,036 --> 01:10:09,753 You've played with me like a cat with a mouse. 849 01:10:09,777 --> 01:10:11,420 Now be quiet for a moment. - I won't even think of it! 850 01:10:11,444 --> 01:10:12,409 Now listen to me already! 851 01:10:12,449 --> 01:10:13,488 But I don't want to! 852 01:10:13,609 --> 01:10:17,824 Gosh! I love you. And who wants to have your castle, that's my dad, not me. 853 01:10:18,546 --> 01:10:21,317 Don't lie! You've creeped in like a mean spy. 854 01:10:21,716 --> 01:10:25,327 Your sprained ankle, everything was a lie. I don't want to see you anymore! 855 01:10:28,217 --> 01:10:34,435 The visiting time is almost over. Don't you want to reconcile with your husband? 856 01:10:34,878 --> 01:10:36,484 This man is not my husband. 857 01:10:36,883 --> 01:10:39,494 Oh, I thought... Because you fought so hard... 858 01:10:42,263 --> 01:10:44,183 The Secretary of the State sees me deeply shaken. 859 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:47,278 No, the Prince is gone. What did you say? 860 01:10:48,082 --> 01:10:50,888 No, the jewelry is gone as well. What did you say? 861 01:10:51,371 --> 01:10:55,422 Oh, yes... The request for the dam. It's also gone. 862 01:10:56,346 --> 01:11:03,608 I'm assuring though, you can be absolutely assured... Really... Hello? Hello? Hello? 863 01:11:05,578 --> 01:11:06,900 He's hung up, hm? 864 01:11:07,301 --> 01:11:08,304 How did you get in? 865 01:11:08,544 --> 01:11:09,868 Isn't important. 866 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:14,646 Are you from the press? 867 01:11:14,847 --> 01:11:16,688 Oh, we want to press you a little, yes. 868 01:11:17,372 --> 01:11:20,663 When do you want to resign? 869 01:11:20,903 --> 01:11:25,195 Resign? We've had far worse things without someone immediately resigning. 870 01:11:26,124 --> 01:11:28,047 So, and now could the gentlemen please leave... 871 01:11:28,369 --> 01:11:30,373 Not so rash, Uncle Zack Zack. 872 01:11:31,378 --> 01:11:33,024 Who are you? 873 01:11:33,184 --> 01:11:35,190 We are the little ghosts from the Spessart. 874 01:11:40,409 --> 01:11:43,939 Breathe deep. Deep. Breathe deep. 875 01:11:44,942 --> 01:11:47,428 Noo... My nice tie. 876 01:11:48,611 --> 01:11:50,099 Now, listen, my friend. 877 01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:52,005 Uncle, are those real? - Take them. 878 01:11:52,065 --> 01:11:55,163 So, you're going with us to the coroner... 879 01:11:55,263 --> 01:11:57,738 and telling him to release the little one from the jail immediately. 880 01:11:57,762 --> 01:11:59,208 And without notice. 881 01:11:59,989 --> 01:12:02,234 And if thou'rt not willing, you can smell that. 882 01:12:02,394 --> 01:12:03,714 Uncle, why's he sweating so much? 883 01:12:03,842 --> 01:12:08,134 Oh, is a little scared, hm? - The poor one. 884 01:12:08,939 --> 01:12:11,464 Oh no, no, we're so comfortable together right now. 885 01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:13,030 I'll bump you off! 886 01:12:13,192 --> 01:12:14,392 Please. - Thanks. 887 01:12:14,575 --> 01:12:16,142 Hands up or I shoot! 888 01:12:16,203 --> 01:12:18,968 Well, pull the trigger, my son. But we have ours, too. 889 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,684 Oh no. My nice new suit. 890 01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:30,790 Help, help, help! 891 01:12:31,874 --> 01:12:34,522 Uncle, the bottle. I'm getting weak. 892 01:12:35,006 --> 01:12:37,572 I'm feeling weak, too. Oh, I don't have it! 893 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,750 Arrest the two? 894 01:12:41,069 --> 01:12:42,313 Who? 895 01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:51,223 There are ghosts here! 896 01:13:01,814 --> 01:13:03,015 Dinner. 897 01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:08,941 Take it, I'm not hungry. 898 01:13:12,108 --> 01:13:17,995 For you we'll do everything. Now the Countess gets nice food. 899 01:13:18,157 --> 01:13:20,038 Please. - Thanks! 900 01:13:20,198 --> 01:13:23,727 For you we'll do everything, you wonderful child. 901 01:13:24,006 --> 01:13:26,489 Because we're totally in love with you! 902 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,574 You are... - Yes. I am Uncle Max. 903 01:13:31,379 --> 01:13:33,262 So you are Hugo. - I am so friendly. 904 01:13:34,378 --> 01:13:36,184 No, no. We'll rather not shake hands. 905 01:13:36,265 --> 01:13:38,345 Ghosts always have a little insufficient temperature. 906 01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:40,592 Where are my real guards though? 907 01:13:40,911 --> 01:13:42,394 Asleep next door. 908 01:13:42,632 --> 01:13:45,076 Will they wake up again? - Surely. 909 01:13:45,314 --> 01:13:46,917 Deep sleep is very healthy. 910 01:13:47,078 --> 01:13:51,003 You're doing funny things with me. But because of you I'm in that mess! 911 01:13:51,284 --> 01:13:52,409 But that's why we're here! 912 01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:54,489 Take a little bit of this sausage! - So delicate! 913 01:13:54,651 --> 01:13:56,051 We'll get you out of here! 914 01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:59,295 I don't want that! I'll arouse even more suspicions then. 915 01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:01,141 Just put all the blame on us. 916 01:14:01,341 --> 01:14:03,461 I'm doing that. But nobody believes me that you exist. 917 01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:04,405 What? 918 01:14:04,503 --> 01:14:09,390 They're just denying us? We're getting our buddies as reinforcement. We'll show them! 919 01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:16,042 We'll see if there aren't ghosts in Bonn, ghosts in Bonn! 920 01:14:16,322 --> 01:14:22,013 Ghosts in Bonn. Don't think our time is completely freed of ghosts. 921 01:14:22,213 --> 01:14:24,813 We'll teach you, we'll teach you that! 922 01:14:25,535 --> 01:14:28,060 I'm always saying: Youth has to be educated militantly. 923 01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:32,023 Exactly what I'm saying! Maybe this little fighter-bomber? 924 01:14:33,706 --> 01:14:38,634 Or... here: This delightful atom gun. 925 01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:53,296 New Tax Office Building 926 01:14:53,856 --> 01:14:55,502 Nonsense! Here are apartments! 927 01:14:56,020 --> 01:14:57,178 Reelly Cheep! 928 01:14:58,302 --> 01:14:59,702 Today payment of officer's pensions 929 01:15:01,027 --> 01:15:03,068 - Good morning, General. - Morning, morning. 930 01:15:32,834 --> 01:15:36,278 You don't want to tell us that there are ghosts in the FRG! 931 01:15:36,559 --> 01:15:37,559 Yes! 932 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,402 There are no ghosts here! 933 01:15:40,964 --> 01:15:48,654 We'll see if there aren't ghosts in Bonn. Now you're hopefully certain of that! 934 01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:57,349 Attention, please! 935 01:15:57,828 --> 01:16:05,521 After repeated... psychological analysis I have definitely found out that the accused 936 01:16:07,842 --> 01:16:10,289 is a person of female sex. 937 01:16:13,051 --> 01:16:16,497 Now, look here. You know this guy, don't you? 938 01:16:17,378 --> 01:16:18,979 And you know the jewelry. 939 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,907 In 30 minutes they're here. - State visit. 940 01:16:22,227 --> 01:16:23,228 Be quiet! 941 01:16:24,786 --> 01:16:27,191 I request to shortly suspend the hearing. 942 01:16:27,352 --> 01:16:28,914 What? Who are you? 943 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:30,265 I am able... 944 01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:35,565 We are able to bring the allegedly stolen jewelry to the Court in one hour. 945 01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:36,964 Are we. Come! 946 01:16:38,290 --> 01:16:40,693 Quiet! Now, please, quiet! 947 01:16:44,357 --> 01:16:48,303 A state visit, a state visit, in our nice capital Bonn. 948 01:16:48,422 --> 01:16:52,108 A state visit, a state visit, we all profit off that. 949 01:16:52,267 --> 01:16:55,994 To coat and dressing with the finest clothes. 950 01:16:56,274 --> 01:17:00,003 He'll be highly estimated from now on, even if someone says the opposite. 951 01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:03,767 We like to feel set back to Kaiser Wilhelm's time. 952 01:17:04,086 --> 01:17:07,049 At exactly 11:09 the Prince will arrive. 953 01:17:07,610 --> 01:17:11,536 Yes, we know, know, know that. Now don't make such a hassle. 954 01:17:11,815 --> 01:17:14,860 At exactly 11:10 the train will stand here. 955 01:17:15,141 --> 01:17:18,869 Man, you cackle and flutter like a chicken. You can see I'm busy! 956 01:17:19,149 --> 01:17:23,154 Weird that they play a march here. 957 01:17:23,392 --> 01:17:27,120 And that they play every march so harshly. 958 01:17:27,321 --> 01:17:30,886 What's this music? It sounds like war. 959 01:17:31,026 --> 01:17:34,810 Sorry, I have to get through. An important reason, you understand. 960 01:17:35,049 --> 01:17:38,721 You only can get through here at the end. It's barricaded, you can see. 961 01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,821 You, should I murder you? 962 01:17:40,859 --> 01:17:42,419 Here, you'll have a medal. 963 01:17:42,780 --> 01:17:44,506 Won't happen, now stop it! 964 01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:45,764 Be nice! 965 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:48,468 Won't happen, won't happen, now stop it! 966 01:17:48,670 --> 01:17:49,795 Now let him through! 967 01:17:49,913 --> 01:17:52,754 No! And if you scream even more! Now understand that! 968 01:17:53,237 --> 01:17:55,880 You'll get a slap right away... little white mouse. 969 01:18:00,047 --> 01:18:03,817 There's the train, there's the train. Where's my welcome bouquet now? 970 01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:08,017 The bouquet, I lack the bouquet! Where is the damn bouquet? 971 01:18:08,037 --> 01:18:11,445 Vivat, vivat, vivat, His Majesty, vivat vivat vivat! 972 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:15,330 Be welcomed in our Republic. 973 01:18:15,573 --> 01:18:18,978 Vivat, vivat, vivat, His Majesty, vivat vivat vivat! 974 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:22,182 Canzoni boni. Grazi, Grazifique! 975 01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:26,230 Away, away, away. All sheets away. 976 01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:29,558 What's happening here, music's leader Schmidt? 977 01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:36,807 Don't always make that boomba, here's a nice rumba. That carries the people away! 978 01:19:33,908 --> 01:19:34,924 Where do you want to go with it? 979 01:19:34,948 --> 01:19:37,068 There's an old people's home. They don't have one yet. 980 01:19:38,437 --> 01:19:40,364 I'm asking you for the last time now. 981 01:19:40,464 --> 01:19:42,424 Who are your accomplices, and where's the jewelry? 982 01:19:55,270 --> 01:19:56,432 Thanks. 983 01:19:59,721 --> 01:20:00,601 Hello! 984 01:20:00,662 --> 01:20:01,887 She's got the jewelry! 985 01:20:03,810 --> 01:20:04,970 Who are you? 986 01:20:05,173 --> 01:20:06,494 I'm Kathrin Apfelböck. 987 01:20:06,816 --> 01:20:07,878 Born? 988 01:20:08,141 --> 01:20:09,624 1799. 989 01:20:09,941 --> 01:20:11,666 Quiet! 990 01:20:12,510 --> 01:20:15,194 You, don't fool around here. Have you been previously convicted? 991 01:20:15,437 --> 01:20:22,409 Yeah, and how! 1827, I molested the miller's son. 1830... 992 01:20:22,649 --> 01:20:24,412 If you want to kid me here, I'll arrest you. 993 01:20:25,495 --> 01:20:26,815 Where'd you get the jewelry from? 994 01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:30,123 From me. I'm the Prince Kalaka. 995 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:31,828 I thought you're the victim? 996 01:20:32,030 --> 01:20:34,875 Nonono, I gave that stuff to her. 997 01:20:35,114 --> 01:20:41,449 Nanana! But, the jewelry's been found in the room of the accused! 998 01:20:42,091 --> 01:20:43,251 Who brought it there? 999 01:20:43,974 --> 01:20:46,341 We did. - See? 1000 01:20:46,741 --> 01:20:47,982 Who are you? 1001 01:20:48,782 --> 01:20:49,868 Most honored. 1002 01:20:52,150 --> 01:20:57,681 Heard of the famous hold-up on the stagecoach in Sulzbach? That was us. 1003 01:21:03,695 --> 01:21:06,019 Back then it was in all newspapers. - Reviews were great! 1004 01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:07,483 The idea was his. 1005 01:21:07,543 --> 01:21:09,346 Isn't he nice? - My uncle. 1006 01:21:09,628 --> 01:21:11,508 He always wants to leave the good things for me. 1007 01:21:14,958 --> 01:21:20,048 Quiet! Or I'll have to empty the room! And you, go away immediately! 1008 01:21:20,370 --> 01:21:21,933 But we stole the jewelry! 1009 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,356 So you admit that? 1010 01:21:23,436 --> 01:21:24,819 On our honor. 1011 01:21:25,060 --> 01:21:26,382 You're arrested then. 1012 01:21:27,063 --> 01:21:28,508 Thanks. Very nice. 1013 01:21:28,909 --> 01:21:30,352 Good day. - See you. 1014 01:21:31,755 --> 01:21:32,795 We are so free. 1015 01:21:32,914 --> 01:21:34,397 Come, please. - Thanks. 1016 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,043 Ciao! 1017 01:21:36,966 --> 01:21:39,690 Your Highness, please allow me some questions. 1018 01:21:40,612 --> 01:21:44,981 But fast, a whole ministry's waiting for me with a treaty. 1019 01:21:46,382 --> 01:21:47,769 The treaty! 1020 01:21:48,829 --> 01:21:53,441 A treaty, a treaty, with words nice and light's splendor 1021 01:21:53,561 --> 01:21:57,485 A treaty, a treaty, builds bridges and brings money. 1022 01:21:57,604 --> 01:22:01,535 A treaty, a treaty, seals the project 1023 01:22:01,897 --> 01:22:03,940 Now we'll build your dam 1024 01:22:04,222 --> 01:22:06,107 The people will accumulate at the dam 1025 01:22:06,308 --> 01:22:08,633 and look proudly on their dam 1026 01:22:09,713 --> 01:22:10,956 and now that's perfect. 1027 01:22:12,038 --> 01:22:15,794 May I congratulate Your Highness and ask... 1028 01:22:15,994 --> 01:22:19,794 when our country will have the building costs of 5 milliards at its disposal. 1029 01:22:21,118 --> 01:22:23,101 At its disposal? - Yes. 1030 01:22:23,183 --> 01:22:24,866 I thought I'd get the money! 1031 01:22:33,643 --> 01:22:35,007 Watch out, Miss! 1032 01:22:43,543 --> 01:22:47,552 Charlotte! Child! Good you're back! 1033 01:22:49,273 --> 01:22:53,966 Was it bad in jail? I was in jail, too, but only for a day. 1034 01:22:54,166 --> 01:22:57,974 Then it turned out that my husband really had a fungus poisoning. 1035 01:22:58,935 --> 01:23:01,262 No, don't go in. In there is Mr. Hartog! 1036 01:23:01,742 --> 01:23:03,666 Who? - Hartog! 1037 01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,149 Oh, I'll show him. 1038 01:23:09,639 --> 01:23:10,685 You are Mr. Hartog? 1039 01:23:10,844 --> 01:23:12,526 I'm pleased to finally meet you. 1040 01:23:12,725 --> 01:23:14,288 The pleasure is very one-sided.. 1041 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:15,531 Don't you want to sit down? 1042 01:23:15,893 --> 01:23:17,733 If I'm still allowed to use one of your chairs. 1043 01:23:17,857 --> 01:23:19,823 Na, well, is it me who has the debts or you? 1044 01:23:19,983 --> 01:23:21,143 My father made the debts. 1045 01:23:21,262 --> 01:23:23,845 If you'd been intelligent, you wouldn't have accepted the heirship. 1046 01:23:23,869 --> 01:23:25,097 But I'm not intelligent! 1047 01:23:25,197 --> 01:23:28,697 And I hate people who think of nothing but money, money, money! 1048 01:23:28,718 --> 01:23:30,646 As a businessman I can't afford to have feelings. 1049 01:23:30,844 --> 01:23:31,905 You can see that. 1050 01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:33,686 You can see that in your son as well. - Why? 1051 01:23:33,809 --> 01:23:36,793 Instead of running after your stupid money, you should've educated him decently! 1052 01:23:36,817 --> 01:23:37,478 I say! 1053 01:23:37,498 --> 01:23:38,539 What's become of him? 1054 01:23:38,699 --> 01:23:42,669 A roamer! A dodger! A playboy! And he's dishonest, too! 1055 01:23:42,867 --> 01:23:46,081 Yes! Or don't you call it dishonest if somebody creeps in, 1056 01:23:46,181 --> 01:23:49,081 makes you ogle, just to get the castle for himself and his father? 1057 01:23:49,121 --> 01:23:53,928 Now let me say something too! My son always wanted to talk the castle out of me. 1058 01:23:53,971 --> 01:23:54,971 Why? 1059 01:23:55,054 --> 01:23:58,943 Instead of helping his moneygrubbing father he was on your side from the first day on. 1060 01:24:01,147 --> 01:24:03,189 Why are they so quiet now? 1061 01:24:03,591 --> 01:24:06,037 Maybe she's gone to his throat already! 1062 01:24:09,363 --> 01:24:10,728 Is that really true? 1063 01:24:12,892 --> 01:24:15,096 Excuse me. Can we take the chairs now? 1064 01:24:15,378 --> 01:24:19,747 The furniture stays here. And bring the rest back, too. 1065 01:24:19,886 --> 01:24:21,276 Oh, thanks! 1066 01:24:21,376 --> 01:24:24,076 I love when people don't know what they want. 1067 01:24:24,096 --> 01:24:26,723 Can't we invite you for lunch? 1068 01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:31,130 I actually wanted to be home at 12 and it's 12:30 already. 1069 01:24:32,496 --> 01:24:34,298 But I really have to go now. 1070 01:24:34,457 --> 01:24:36,539 You can certainly stay another hour. 1071 01:24:37,181 --> 01:24:39,629 You'll take a cup of coffee with us? 1072 01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:43,833 Will you join us for dinner now? 1073 01:24:44,236 --> 01:24:45,359 Thanks, with pleasure. 1074 01:24:46,679 --> 01:24:49,208 I hope it doesn't trouble you if I'm sleeping here. 1075 01:24:49,488 --> 01:24:51,046 Oh, of course not. 1076 01:24:51,207 --> 01:24:53,055 Cheery, Mr. Hartog and good hunting. 1077 01:24:53,217 --> 01:24:54,259 Thank you. 1078 01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:57,584 Charlotte, give us one more. - No, no. 1079 01:24:58,346 --> 01:25:00,266 I thought you wanted to go hunting in five hours? 1080 01:25:00,509 --> 01:25:02,269 You're just getting a calm hand with schnaps. 1081 01:25:02,315 --> 01:25:05,963 No, no, Your sister's quite right. Let's go to sleep now. 1082 01:25:06,524 --> 01:25:07,885 You'll get the best room. 1083 01:25:07,927 --> 01:25:09,061 Oh, thank you, my child. 1084 01:25:09,161 --> 01:25:13,461 And don't worry because of Martin. I'll talk to him tomorrow. 1085 01:25:14,702 --> 01:25:16,062 Good night! - Good night. 1086 01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:18,585 Don't trouble you, I'll bring him upstairs. - Sleep well! 1087 01:25:19,794 --> 01:25:21,394 Just go to sleep, auntie, I'll do that. 1088 01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:23,077 Yes, my child. - Good night. 1089 01:25:49,649 --> 01:25:55,667 You'll need two for that... Only two. 1090 01:26:05,808 --> 01:26:11,818 You'll need two for that... Only two. 1091 01:26:14,646 --> 01:26:17,845 Once in days not far away, we'll take a walk arm in arm. 1092 01:26:18,745 --> 01:26:21,545 And I'll push our buggy. 1093 01:26:22,845 --> 01:26:25,945 A little children's wagon. 1094 01:26:27,173 --> 01:26:29,299 Hello! 1095 01:26:50,212 --> 01:26:53,542 Please, don't send me away. It's not my fault my father took your furniture. 1096 01:26:53,704 --> 01:26:56,808 He was gone when I came and nobody knows where he is. But please, believe me... 1097 01:26:56,832 --> 01:26:58,038 Don't you want to come in? 1098 01:26:59,764 --> 01:27:01,414 Or have you sprained your ankle again? 1099 01:27:07,595 --> 01:27:10,000 Huh, the furniture's still here! 1100 01:27:10,442 --> 01:27:12,567 Maybe your father has changed his mind. 1101 01:27:12,686 --> 01:27:14,694 Never. You don't know the pig head. 1102 01:27:15,454 --> 01:27:16,778 See, you've gotten a cold! 1103 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:20,995 Of course, in this weather. You'll drink a Whiskey Soda now. Without Soda. 1104 01:27:21,318 --> 01:27:22,678 That's out of the question. 1105 01:27:26,010 --> 01:27:29,023 You'll drink it. As medicine. 1106 01:27:30,989 --> 01:27:32,596 You'll see the outcome of that... 1107 01:27:33,517 --> 01:27:34,840 Drink! 1108 01:27:35,562 --> 01:27:37,129 But only because it's you. 1109 01:27:45,237 --> 01:27:46,957 Will it always be the way you want it to be? 1110 01:27:47,362 --> 01:27:48,811 Why always? 1111 01:27:50,012 --> 01:27:56,875 Do you think we could do with 600 M a month? There's a vacancy for a chief... 1112 01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,203 You'd do that? 1113 01:27:59,406 --> 01:28:01,127 That's the only thing I've learned. 1114 01:28:01,973 --> 01:28:04,173 But we'll only be able to afford a very small apartment. 1115 01:28:07,872 --> 01:28:10,521 And what's going to happen to my horses? 1116 01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:12,449 They'll sleep on the balcony. 1117 01:28:15,056 --> 01:28:16,862 Do you hear that? They're back! 1118 01:28:17,421 --> 01:28:19,066 Who? - My ghosts! 1119 01:28:19,229 --> 01:28:21,355 Now stop this nonsense. 1120 01:28:21,596 --> 01:28:22,723 Come, I'll show you. 1121 01:28:22,926 --> 01:28:24,605 No. I'll rather drink another whiskey. 1122 01:28:26,292 --> 01:28:27,658 You'll see. 1123 01:28:39,699 --> 01:28:41,340 Ha, Strike! 1124 01:28:42,063 --> 01:28:46,197 Psst, hey! Can you do me a favor? 1125 01:28:48,164 --> 01:28:49,692 Everything for you! 1126 01:28:49,855 --> 01:28:51,454 We'd even steal horses for you. 1127 01:28:52,099 --> 01:28:54,427 Just show Martin that you exist. 1128 01:28:54,867 --> 01:28:57,116 Ha, we'll haunt him... 1129 01:28:57,277 --> 01:28:59,923 He'll be flabbergasted! 1130 01:29:00,644 --> 01:29:04,501 When should we start? - Let's say... midnight? 1131 01:29:05,023 --> 01:29:07,630 All right. - Thank you! 1132 01:29:12,367 --> 01:29:17,823 The good old times... - Martin! 1133 01:29:25,210 --> 01:29:29,023 I'd never thought this stuff tastes so good. - Don't drink more! 1134 01:29:29,987 --> 01:29:31,429 There's nothing left anyway... 1135 01:29:38,353 --> 01:29:40,198 Why'd you switch off the light? 1136 01:29:58,274 --> 01:30:01,173 You can't sleep now! It's witching hour! 1137 01:30:01,453 --> 01:30:02,492 What? 1138 01:30:02,851 --> 01:30:04,329 Witching hour! 1139 01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:07,050 Yeah. Good night. 1140 01:30:21,282 --> 01:30:23,240 Now come on, hurry! 1141 01:30:28,678 --> 01:30:31,513 Don't be scared, Countess. It's us. 1142 01:30:31,911 --> 01:30:35,192 Don't we look nice? That's what you imagined, right? 1143 01:30:36,471 --> 01:30:39,510 What? He's sleeping! Well, we'll wake him... 1144 01:30:42,071 --> 01:30:43,903 Will you be afraid now! 1145 01:31:01,457 --> 01:31:04,493 Give me your hand, my life... 1146 01:31:08,616 --> 01:31:10,450 Ow! That hurts... 1147 01:31:16,769 --> 01:31:21,565 Who rides there so late through the night dark and dreary? 1148 01:31:22,364 --> 01:31:24,604 It's Kathrin, the greedy child. 1149 01:31:25,284 --> 01:31:28,598 Now don't haunt so Topsy-turvy! Everybody haunts at my command! 1150 01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:34,555 Stretch and bend... 1151 01:31:44,313 --> 01:31:45,829 Hello, sweetie! 1152 01:31:46,989 --> 01:31:50,469 That's typically Kathrin! When she sees a man she loses her head! 1153 01:31:52,267 --> 01:31:53,745 No point. He's sleeping. 1154 01:31:53,987 --> 01:31:55,585 And we're haunting so much. 1155 01:31:56,104 --> 01:31:58,425 We're disgraced... to the bones. 1156 01:31:59,541 --> 01:32:01,823 Ow, my rheumatism. I won't haunt any longer. 1157 01:32:02,303 --> 01:32:04,179 You haunt on! 1158 01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:06,420 Now don't be frightened, Countess. 1159 01:32:08,136 --> 01:32:09,217 Heads up! 1160 01:32:11,693 --> 01:32:13,373 That's mean! We didn't talk about that. 1161 01:32:17,734 --> 01:32:20,688 Give it to me, pass it, pass it! 1162 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:23,967 Now, in a never seen before combination, the ball passes the midfield. 1163 01:32:24,067 --> 01:32:26,167 Hugo at the right wing, he dribbles, he dribbles.. 1164 01:32:26,285 --> 01:32:27,963 Now shoot! Why doesn't he shoot? 1165 01:32:28,063 --> 01:32:32,063 There, he's kicking into the inside and now Jockl has the ball! 1166 01:32:32,163 --> 01:32:34,960 Now, shoot, shoot, Shissimatucki... And now into... 1167 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:38,360 GOAL! 1168 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:44,156 I'll be right back. I'm just getting a beer. 1169 01:32:44,995 --> 01:32:48,635 We're sorry, Countess. We can't do more. - Finishing time. 1170 01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:56,069 Ah! Charlotte... A ghost! 1171 01:33:07,024 --> 01:33:08,423 Please, Mr. Jackson, please. 1172 01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:14,977 Uh, Miss. Baron Teckel, special duties. Will you please tell them we're here, yes? 1173 01:33:16,096 --> 01:33:17,701 Please, Mr. Jackson, yes? 1174 01:33:18,297 --> 01:33:20,834 The stuff you dream when you're drunk. 1175 01:33:21,034 --> 01:33:23,834 A guy without a head, and the others playing soccer with it. 1176 01:33:23,853 --> 01:33:26,534 You didn't dream that! My ghosts did that! 1177 01:33:26,771 --> 01:33:28,370 Oh, Charlotte. Don't drive me insane. 1178 01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:31,290 All right. There weren't any ghosts. 1179 01:33:31,488 --> 01:33:33,766 I thank you. - You're welcome. 1180 01:33:34,565 --> 01:33:35,627 Come in. 1181 01:33:40,082 --> 01:33:41,241 How is he? 1182 01:33:41,923 --> 01:33:43,899 Charlotte, he wants to get the furniture again! 1183 01:33:43,938 --> 01:33:46,138 You monster! Don't you have any compassion at all? 1184 01:33:46,239 --> 01:33:47,838 How do you speak to your father? 1185 01:33:48,001 --> 01:33:49,597 You should eat a pickled herring once. 1186 01:33:49,757 --> 01:33:52,038 I don't want herring, I want you to leave Charlotte alone! 1187 01:33:52,196 --> 01:33:54,595 Well, she owes me 100,000 Mark! 1188 01:33:54,836 --> 01:33:56,832 I'll pay you back! 20 M every month. 1189 01:33:57,315 --> 01:33:58,394 Thank you. 1190 01:34:01,390 --> 01:34:05,005 Countess, there's an American and he wants to talk to your ghosts. 1191 01:34:05,629 --> 01:34:08,346 Say that again, but louder. Listen! 1192 01:34:08,468 --> 01:34:12,106 There's an American who wants to talk to your ghosts. 1193 01:34:16,301 --> 01:34:17,821 The last rest, gentlemen. 1194 01:34:17,982 --> 01:34:19,383 Come on, everybody upstairs! 1195 01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,899 There's somebody waiting for us. 1196 01:34:21,020 --> 01:34:22,156 He can have everything from me. 1197 01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:23,339 Come! He's from America! 1198 01:34:23,579 --> 01:34:25,736 Oh... Boundless possibilities! 1199 01:34:25,977 --> 01:34:27,737 Maybe that's our chance to do something good. 1200 01:34:27,854 --> 01:34:30,853 Stop, I get the first one. I'm looking like something at least. 1201 01:34:33,772 --> 01:34:38,767 You idiots! We can wait for the flowers to bloom now. 1202 01:34:49,643 --> 01:34:54,042 Well, I'd like to... How do you say that... engage your ghosts. 1203 01:34:54,242 --> 01:34:56,799 Mr. Jackson's here by order of the American government. 1204 01:34:58,119 --> 01:35:03,316 Thank you. Could you call your ghosts, please? 1205 01:35:15,267 --> 01:35:16,865 We're already here. 1206 01:35:17,664 --> 01:35:20,544 Our juice is just gone, so we can't show ourselves. 1207 01:35:20,823 --> 01:35:23,343 Oh, there's a lady as well. 1208 01:35:23,524 --> 01:35:25,141 Yes, darling... 1209 01:35:25,823 --> 01:35:27,661 Don't you want to sit down? 1210 01:35:43,532 --> 01:35:45,570 Please, sit down. 1211 01:35:49,929 --> 01:35:53,887 Well... Would you do something good for humankind? 1212 01:35:54,245 --> 01:35:56,924 Exactly what we need. - That's what we're waiting for. 1213 01:35:57,364 --> 01:36:00,043 What... would you pay for that? 1214 01:36:00,202 --> 01:36:01,480 Well, what did you think of? 1215 01:36:02,979 --> 01:36:07,519 20,000 for everyone. A total of 100,000. The dog's free. 1216 01:36:07,797 --> 01:36:09,576 You won't take money for that! 1217 01:36:09,732 --> 01:36:11,514 It's not for us. 1218 01:36:12,913 --> 01:36:14,513 It's for you, Countessy. 1219 01:36:17,672 --> 01:36:19,709 Now leave him the little pleasure. 1220 01:36:20,750 --> 01:36:22,268 We'll do everything for you. 1221 01:36:23,308 --> 01:36:24,748 With pleasure! 1222 01:36:25,985 --> 01:36:29,463 Well... But it's not really safe. 1223 01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:31,942 What can happen to you as a ghost? 1224 01:36:32,423 --> 01:36:36,298 I thank you in the name of Werner von Braun. Good luck. 1225 01:36:40,097 --> 01:36:44,176 Shissimatucki. - Shissimatucki. 1226 01:36:44,695 --> 01:36:48,051 Gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and stop smoking now. 1227 01:36:49,654 --> 01:36:54,809 We'll land on the moon in a few minutes. We hope you had a nice flight. 1228 01:36:54,890 --> 01:36:55,928 Please. 1229 01:36:57,330 --> 01:37:00,963 Faster! Faster! There's a Russian who wants to overtake us! 1230 01:37:04,725 --> 01:37:08,583 Notice of Explorer 175: German ghosts conquer moon! 1231 01:37:10,480 --> 01:37:11,959 The End 90881