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You're over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

I was thinking maybe we could have sausages for dinner.

Sausages?

Yeah.

I'd like a real thick one.

Nice and juicy, too.

I think dad knows what I'd like.

Candy.

I think my swap room might only want a hot dog.

Can I see your hot dog?

What?

You need to knock it off.

Everyone just needs to feel it.

You guys know our swap mom is doing laundry in the other room right now, right?

Okay, so what?

Well, I just think it's unfair.

I think you guys should go in the other room, strip, and do your own damn laundry.

What? Coming from you?

You don't even do your own laundry. You have mom do it for you.

Shut up.

Besides, I just want to see whose dick is bigger anyways.

Andy.

Soft and hard.

Andy.

And I wonder who's thicker too.

Andy, Andy, Andy.

No.

What are you doing?

It's fine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's just a boop. Come on.

What are you all doing?

I thought we agreed we were gonna do this as a real family thing,

which means no funny business.

Look, you need to quit.

What?

You know what?

I need you to take off your clothes. I need to put it in the wash.

How do you know about that?

Clothes.

Now.

Both of you.

Let's go.

Quit it.

It's fine.

Here, just feel that.

Look at the hands, come on.

Um...

God, this isn't great.

Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it has been a while.

I think I'm just going to suck it.

Yeah.

Hold that.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, let's do that.

Let's do that, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, sit.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh my God.

I am so happy.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

I am so happy.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

Oh my god

yes yes yes

oh my god

oh my god

oh yes

oh my god

I'm coming, oh my god.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Oh god.

Yeah.

OK, hold on.

Stop.

Hold up.

God.

My God.

It's OK.

No.

Yeah.

My God.

That's so long.

My God.

My feet.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

This is so fucking cold.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

This is so good.

You're gonna make me cry.

Just keep doing it like that.

Oh my god.

Do you still want sausages for dinner, mom?