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Good evening, Barlow.

Welcome, Mr. Manfred.
Nice to see you again.

Well, it's good to be back.

I left my things
down at the landing.

You'll fetch them and put
them up in my old room?

Yes, sir.

How is my dear brother?

At death's door, sir. I
doubt if he'll last the night.

Oh, that's too bad.

Tell him I'm here.

Yes, sir.

Such bad taste.

Stop staring, you fool.

I'm not dead yet.

Mr. Manfred's arrived, sir.

I told him your condition.

I suppose he's giggling in
anticipation in his sickening way.

Barlow, how would you
like to be a wealthy man?

Well, I'd have
no objection, sir.

You have all the qualifications
for inherited wealth.

Spineless.

Slavish to superiors.

Arrogant to inferiors.

My will states the value I have
placed on your years of faithful service.

Two cents.

Bring Manfred in.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

How are you feeling, Cyrus?

Are you in pain?

Yes.

And it's grown more acute
since you entered the room.

We can only hope you're
going to a better place.

Personally, I've never
believed all those ugly stories

about retribution
in the next world.

For your sake, I certainly
hope that they're not true.

You'll find out soon
enough for yourself.

I've just tried to follow an
older brother's example,

but this is no
time to reminisce.

There are family
matters to settle.

Hmm.

My will is over there,

behind the picture in the safe.

I had the safe designed
with you in mind.

Burglar-proof.

That's cruel, Cyrus.

The will has some surprises.

I had a terrible time deciding
which relative should get my money.

I hate you all so much.

But, you are my family.

So, one of you gets everything.

Well, naturally, as your
only brother, you named me.

Let's just say

I left it all

to the smartest.

I'm sorry, Mr. Manfred.

He just died laughing. Laughing.

If you'll excuse me, sir. I'll
notify the attorney, Mr. Warfield.

He'll want to summon
the rest of the family.

Oh, yes, of course.

Manfred Carstairs.
Indicted 17 times.

Seventeen times?

Never convicted of anything.

Wait till you see
the rest of the family.

This is Claudette. She's
been married six times,

divorced twice,
widowed four times.

Four times? How'd they die?

Probably overdoses of Claudette.

And there's Aunt Tess.
She lives in England.

She was convicted of
black-marketing during the war.

She's under suspicion of
high crimes and misdemeanors.

And here is Andrew Warfield,
the Carstairs' attorney.

The legal profession's been
trying to disbar him for years.

Who's that?

That's the Carstairs'
only niece, Tracy.

She's agreed to let
you impersonate her.

The Carstairs family hasn't
seen her since she ran away

to join the circus 18 years ago.

Can't say as I blame her,
with that family she's got.

Um, what am I after?

An envelope marked "Top Secret."

In it is a formula for a high-speed
alloy used in our jet fighters.

Old Cyrus developed it
and was about to sell it to us

for 20 million
dollars when he died.

One of the members of the
Carstairs family has offered it for sale

and foreign powers
are offering millions.

We think the will will tell
us where the formula is.

Now, that's why I'm sending
you to Carstairs Manor

on Lafitte Island.

Carstairs Manor? Lafitte Island?

Oscar, it sounds like
an old horror movie.

Igor is not gonna meet
me at the door, is he?

I don't know if Igor
will be there, Jaime.

But I wouldn't take
my eyes off this guy.

Just ahead.

Where's the house?

Just a little ways inland.

I'll pay you extra if
you take me up there.

No one around here'd be fool
enough to set foot on Lafitte Island

and maybe run into the creature.

Creature? What creature?

Well, most think it is just a trick of
old Cyrus to scare trespassers away.

What do the rest say?

Unholy things
happened in the old days

when Lafitte pirates
ruled the swamp.

Me, I don't
believe a word of it.

That's encouraging.

Hello?

Hello?

Wait a minute.
Come on! Stop that!

You should be ashamed of
yourself, scaring people like that!

Hello?

Hello?

Who are you?

I'm Tracy.

Oh, yes, of course.

You're Marcia's little girl.

Well, I'm Uncle Manfred.
How are you, my dear?

Not very well at the
moment, thank you.

A man scared me half to death
on my way from the landing.

Really? And
outside in front here,

a very large pot fell
and barely missed me.

Well, I'm not surprised.

It's terrible the way
Cyrus neglected the place.

It's literally falling down.

At the oddest times.

Yes. Well, I'm delighted
to see you again, my dear,

but you've changed
almost too much.

Especially your eyes.

There's none of the Carstairs
look about them. Strange.

Well, it has been 18
years, Uncle Manfred.

And in speaking
of strange things...

Oh, yes, of course. Well,
I was just testing the safe.

It's very well-built.

Yes, we can all feel very
safe with the will locked up in it.

Well, let me show you up to
your mother's old room, hmm?

Are my aunts here yet?

Oh, no, no. You're
the first to arrive.

But don't harbor foolish hopes

about any part of
the family fortune.

Oh, so the will has
been read already?

Oh, no, no.

But he left everything to
the smartest among us.

Everybody in the
family knows who that is.

Well, I never realized
Cyrus admired me so much.

Imagine him leaving
me all his money.

You?

Yes. Well, he said
the smartest, didn't he?

Well, I'm not saying that Manfred
and Tessie are actually retarded,

but they're no whiz kids either.

And these aren't
booby prizes, darling.

Uh-huh.

Oh, Warfield, bring the bags.

Bring the bags.

All right.

You, uh...

You wouldn't want to
carry... Carry your jewelry

case, would you? No,
I guess not. All right.

Come in, Snow
White. This is Dopey.

Come in, Snow White.
Are you in position yet?

Jaime, how's it going?

Well, pretty bad. There's
already been an attempt on my life.

Listen, if it's that dangerous,
you better get out of there.

How? The water around this island
is filled with snakes and alligators,

and this house is
filling up with Carstairs.

Wait a minute, Oscar.

Oh, get up, Warfield.

It was only a glancing blow.

Manfred and Cyrus got me
several times when we were children.

Warfield and Claudette just
got the same reception I did.

Look, Oscar, I think that
the formula is in Cyrus' safe.

I'm gonna go after it now.

All right, but be careful.

And watch out
for those Carstairs.

Just think. By tonight
all of this will be mine.

How sweet of dear Cyrus
to leave everything to me.

If he'd said the most beautiful I
would have known he meant Claudette.

She's really quite pretty,
in a tawdry sort of way,

but it took more than the
gaudy to sway dear Cyrus.

Oh!

We did agree on $50
for the trip, didn't we?

Well, you said 100. Otherwise,
I would not have come.

Oh...

Here. Here.

Have a safe trip back.

You frog.

That's you,
Manfred. I know it is!

Stop the nonsense
and come out at once.

We're not children any
longer, you know, Manfred.

Stop trying to scare me.

Very well. Two can
play at that game.

That'll teach you!

Just what are you doing, girl?

She was just trying to cheat us.

Just like you were trying to do.

How about you, Manfred?

Those marks on that metal
weren't made by any woodpeckers.

Don't move, anybody.
What's going on here?

Who's she?

Oh, that's our niece. Tracy.

Aunt Tess and Claudette.

Would you believe
when I first saw her,

I didn't think that
she was one of us.

Not much family resemblance.

None at all.

Well, she doesn't
look like us, but...

She certainly acts like us.

A Carstairs, through and
through. Welcome aboard.

Sweet darling. Come, let
me take you to your room.

My goodness, the circus certainly
has an effect on your clothing.

Still working in the sideshow?

- Come in, Snow White.
- Hello, Dopey.

I'm not Dopey
anymore. I'm Grumpy,

and I haven't got the formula.

However, I have been
accepted as a Carstairs.

Somehow, Jaime, I
knew that you'd fit right in.

Now that's a
rotten thing to say.

Oscar, these
people are homicidal.

They're trying to
knock each other off.

It wouldn't surprise me a
bit if they all stole the formula.

Well, they all know
how high the stakes are.

My information tells me that the
formula hasn't been delivered yet,

so it still must
be in the house.

Well, they're gonna have the
will reading right after dinner,

so I should know something soon.

Good. I'll move in
when you tell me.

You got it.

Fifty left...

Uh-huh.

Right 13.

Wait a minute.

Yes.

Nothing but this!

Here, that's for you.

Well, he put his will
on a TV cassette.

Huh.

He wanted to tell us
what was in it personally.

Why, there's no
television set in this house.

Oh, yes, there
is, Miss Claudette.

Why was it kept locked?

He didn't want the servants
wasting time watching it.

Oh, but you had the key, hmm?

Oh, your easy days
are over, Barlow.

Turn it on, huh? All
right, watch and weep.

My dear family...

Oh, Cyrus, Cyrus. Hello,
hello, wherever you are.

Doesn't he look wonderful?

All things considered,
a most handsome man.

Manfred.

Tess.

Claudette.

You aren't even
mentioned, darling.

You and Marcia's little girl,

what's-her-name,

are my family,

and so you all have
a crack at my fortune.

Back to the races, darling.

I tried to give you
all equal chances

to prove who is the smartest.

Hidden somewhere here in
this house is a safe-deposit box

containing various
valuable papers

and the stock certificates
to all my companies.

I'm making it winner-take-all

to the one who finds it.

Forgive me, Cyrus.

For a moment, I actually
thought well of you.

So, a scavenger
hunt will have to pick

the fittest to replace
me as head of the family.

Hopefully, it will be the
best, the smartest, luckiest,

or perhaps, if I
know my dear family,

just the survivor.

Oh, well, Warfield is
allowed in the hunt, too,

because he has proven
over so many years

that he can't do
anything right anyway!

Now, here are all the clues
that you will need to find the box.

"'The time has come,
' the Walrus said

"'To talk of many things

"'Of shoes and
ships and sealing-wax

"'And cabbages and Kings

"'And why the sea is boiling hot

"'And whether pigs have wings

"'And why the fun
when time has run

"'and stopped its tired fling?'"

All right, scavengers,
start your hunt.

Just the kind of childish
thing I'd expect of him.

A really flawed mind.

But I don't understand.
What does it mean?

Well, it's from Lewis Carroll,

but I'm afraid Uncle Cyrus
wrote the last line himself.

Well, the only thing we can do
is go along with his stupid game.

"'The time has come,
' the Walrus said"

Ships? Shoes?

"Fun when time has stopped?"

Cabbages... Boiling hot...

Pigs with wings?

Shall we be civilized for once
and agree on some ground rules?

Like what?

Well, we don't want to be
stumbling over each other in the dark.

Let's start the hunt at
say, 6:00 a.m., hmm?

That's a wonderful idea.

Very fair.

Fine.

Okay by me. Huh.

See you at 6:00 sharp.

Well, no hurry. I'll have
breakfast before I start.

Oh, that's a capital idea.

If I oversleep, be
sure and wake me.

Sleep well, all.

A good night's sleep will be
wonderful. Goodnight, everybody.

Sounds like everybody
decided to get up a little early.

Somebody got my radio.

I am gonna have to stay one
jump ahead of these Carstairs.

Wings, pigs, boiling hot...

It's the kitchen.

Shoes, shoes! Shoes?

Sealing-wax.

A letter!

Cyrus always was a pig and
he did take wings from here.

"The Walrus said, 'To
talk of many things'"

Talk? Talk. Talk...

Could it mean
the television set?

Kings...

Ah! I saw it first!

You did not!

Will you let go
of it, you old bat!

Oh! Nothing.

Well, here, you can take
it, but the next clue is mine.

Tess, I've already
checked the kitchen.

Smart girl.

And now, why don't you go and
help Warfield search the living room.

Mr. Warfield?

Mr. Warfield?

Well, so much for kings.

Get out!

This is the only ship in
the house and it's mine!

Well, I just came in to
see if you were all right.

Well, close the door!

Claudette?

Is there something wrong, Miss?

Well, Aunt Claudette
just disappeared.

Oh, she's been doing
that for years, Miss.

The first time was when
she married the Polish count.

And then she just dropped out of sight
when she met the Buenos Aires gentleman.

No, no, no. She just
disappeared from that room!

Hmm. Was there a
gentleman with her?

Where is Uncle Manfred?

I think he's in the attic.

The attic?

Yes, he remembered
the fine wood carvings

on the ceiling of the master bedroom
and asked me if we'd ever waxed them.

I told him, "Well, sometimes
we touched them up."

Then he just
shouted, "Ceiling wax!"

And ran up into the attic.

Will that be all, Miss?

Thank you.

Stop! Don't move, girlie.

What have you done with
Claudette and Warfield?

What are you talking about?

I saw everything.

I left him in the drawing room.

He disappeared after
you had been in there.

The same thing
happened to Claudette.

You're young, but
you're all Carstairs.

Did you realize that I
had solved the puzzle

and you came
back to get me, too?

What?

Look at it. It hasn't
rung for years.

"And why the fun
when time has run

"and stopped its tired fling."

I know the secret's
in it somewhere.

Turn around.

What're you gonna do?

Just turn around.

Well, can I please just
tell you why I came here?

Tess?

Tess!

You're next, my dear.

The formula has got to be in
this crazy house somewhere.

Now, what have we got?

"And whether pigs have wings

"And why the fun
when time has run..."

Hey! What...

Tracy, what are you doing?

There is a man behind that wall!

How unusual.

Well, not for this
house, it isn't.

And by process of
elimination, it must be Barlow.

Barlow? Oh, don't be ridiculous.

That lazy oaf wouldn't dare compete
with... Well, who else could it be?

You can't be in two
places at one time

and everyone else
has disappeared.

Is it possible you
could be right?

Tracy, I'm not one to share,

but there's a first
time for everything.

For safety's sake, I think
we'd better cooperate.

What's on your mind?

What would you want if
we found that box together?

There is an envelope that's probably
just among his personal papers.

You may have all the rest.

What's so valuable
about that envelope?

I am a philatelist.

A philate-what?

I'm a stamp collector.

Oh!

Do we have a deal?

Partners.

Let's pool our knowledge.

Hell, I took the attic apart.
There's nothing up there.

Okay. Claudette found
the only ship in the house.

So, I think that's
a red herring.

And Warfield found the only
thing that looks like a king.

Now, I myself went through the
kitchens and there are no cabbages.

So, okay, maybe Tess was right.

Could it have anything
to do with that clock?

Oh, no. No, Cyrus would never
hide it in as obvious a place as that.

What time is it?

It's almost 8:00.

It's 8:00.

And kings on the chessboard!

Maybe that's the kind of
king he was talking about.

Could be.

What is that? Is
that supposed to be

light coming down through
a window or something?

Looks like it.

Okay, so we've
got 8:00 and light.

Eight o'clock. Light
coming through a window...

Makes a chessboard on the floor!

What position is that king?

Uh. Queen three.

Okay, I don't know anything about
chess. Can you show me where...

Sure.

Stand on it, please? There.

Is there anything
down below there?

The old family burial crypt.

There's a stairway leading
down to it in the back hall.

This is about where queen's three
would be. We should be right under it.

Without the sun, time
has stopped for it, too.

Help me with this. Okay.

I'll get a crowbar.

I got it!

Well, how did you...

And here is Uncle Cyrus' box.

Well, look at that!

Well, we found it.
Isn't that right, partner?

Guess so.

Silly girl.

I was talking to
my real partner.

The butler did it?

Well, actually,
we did it together.

I made an arrangement with
Barlow before Cyrus was even cold.

He caught Tess and Warfield
and I got poor Claudette...

And you.

What're you doing?

Did you think I'd settle for more
scraps from the Carstairs table?

The old man wanted to sell
the formula to the government,

but he got plenty of
other offers before he died,

so I made a deal for it.

They're waiting to
hear from me now.

Barlow, remember your place.

Move.

Move!

Sir?

Huh.

Down to the end of the corridor.

Barlow, you horrid
man! Get us out of here.

I'll pay you back
for this, Manfred!

I am suing everybody for
every dime in the estate!

Inside!

I suppose you realize this
means you're discharged!

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

This is Barlow, sir.
I have the goods.

Splendid. We'll be
there shortly, as agreed.

There's something else
you must do for me, too.

Yes, what is it?

Dispose of several persons.

My friend, for that formula
we'll do anything you want.

It's all your fault, Manfred.

Completely and totally.

Triple damages! I am naming
everyone as accessories.

What do you mean, it's my fault?

Don't go blaming me
for the servant problem.

You know, this looks awfully
old. It might break easily.

Oh, don't be stupid. It's solid.

Cyrus and I found
them when we were kids.

They were the chains
Lafitte held his prisoners with.

We used to have lots of fun

tying up the
governess with them.

Well, I still think a link or
two might've rusted through.

However you did that,
I'm glad you're on my side.

Your side?

I just might need you,
but can I trust you?

You have my word of honor.

Hmm.

That and 10 cents
would get me a dime.

Don't be cruel, Tracy.
There's a lot of Cyrus in you.

Help me find Barlow.

Sure.

Where's the envelope?

All right, so you've got
the gun. I'll search him.

No, you don't.

Well, then you give me
the gun and you search him.

No. No.

Checkmate.

Well, that must be his contact.

Look, you Carstairs may be rotten,
but these people are really killers.

You treacherous scum. How
much did they offer you to betray me?

Ten million dollars.

Ten million dollars! Really?

You did say 10 million dollars?

Manfred, come on, now, these
people that are coming here,

they're very dangerous.

Do you think that they
know what he looks like?

Could they possibly have met?

Oh, I can't see how.

Cyrus didn't give him
a day off in 30 years.

Okay. You and I are
gonna take a chance.

Come on. Get up.

Ten million dollars.

Tracy, surely you're not going
to leave us here any longer?

Don't you owe us some loyalty?

Loyalty?

You were going to put me away.

Well, if you're going
to hold grudges.

Some people are like that,

always dwelling on the past.

I didn't do anything!

Don't you try and
make me feel guilty,

any of you, because
it's not going to work.

All right. All right, I will.

But you had better do
exactly what I tell you.

Don't you trust us?

Oh, about as far
as I can throw you.

No, I don't trust you that far.

Good day.

You're Barlow?

Yes, of course.

Where's the money?

It's deposited in the Swiss
bank, as per our agreement.

You'll get the number of the
account when we get the formula.

Very good.

Where are the people
you want taken care of?

They're waiting for you.

Call me a sensitive fool,
but I just can't bear to watch.

Excuse you, Man.

Nice work, Manfred. I guess I
was wrong about you, after all.

Where'd he go?

He went out there.

Why should I be surprised!

Tracy! Oh, thank
heaven you're safe.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Tracy, to the shallow mind I
know that this looks incriminating,

but in deeper retrospect,

I'm sure you'll understand
my worry about you

and why I was rowing for help.

And so, Barlow and
his contacts are all in jail.

What's gonna happen
to the Carstairs fortune?

Well, it's up to the courts
to decide, of course,

but my guess is
Tracy will get it all.

Tracy?

Yeah. Old man Cyrus left it
to the smartest Carstairs, right?

Yeah?

And it's a good argument
that the smartest Carstairs

wouldn't come within
1,000 miles of the place.

Amen.

And she got the OSI to have
somebody go in there and get it for her.

Smart girl. Not
dumb. Smart girl.

Here's to you, babe.

You did good.

I'll drink to that.

Oscar, they have escaped!

They're sitting down
right there behind us!

Uh, Jaime, I, um...

I've gotta tell you something.

I had to let them go.

Let them go?

Well, you see, the Carstairs
wouldn't testify against each other,

and since they did help
you capture Barlow...

Well, yes, but...

Pardon.

The gentleman asked if he
and his party might join you?

No. No, thank you very much.

You'd think after all
we've done for her,

she'd let bygones be bygones.

Oh, look at that outfit.

Glad she's going
back to the sideshow.

The silly girl, she just wants us to
coax her into accepting our apology.

Oh, very well. Let's go.

Oscar, they're coming over here.

Those nuts are coming
over here to this table anyway.