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THE RODRIGUEZES AND THE FAR SIDE

There are approximately 928305 people in Spain with the last name Rodriguez.

It's the third most common last name.

It's first in Colombia,

second in Argentina and Venezuela,

and fourth in Mexico and Peru.

There's a Whole bunch of us.

Maybe that's why my family is so ordinarily average.

We're dysfunctional, but cool.

Oh, it turns out that I have an unusually high IQ.

I could easily skip this year, the next; even high school.

Or preparatory school, as they call it in Mexico.

But only I know that.

And now, so do you.

I'm going to the bathroom.

I get straight A's by doing the bare minimum.

My mom's starting to notice.

Sorry.

But this is not about me.

It's about how wrong I was

in thinking that my family was pathetic for being so average.

Good morning.

That's my father.

And his day is about to get really complicated.

Get up, love.

I got you suit ready for the dutchmen, Rodrigo.

It turns out, he used to work at a bank.

But one day, he met some dutchmen people

that convinced him to change his life and open up a hardware store.

I hate the day that I got myself into this.

I was better off at the bank.

You hated the bank.

You're just anxious. Breathe.

The dutchmen are visiting today to check up on things.

At first, business was bad,

until he started doing some business on the side to keep us afloat.

You only get one mom, and mine's the best.

She's a psychologist, and Mexican.

She came on holiday and decided to stay.

I think that if she hadn't met my dad, She'd be doing something amazing.

My oldest sister.

Although looks hipster and all, she went through a hippy phase

where all she wanted for Christmas was a Bob Marley T-shirt.

My parents don't know she tattooed a salamander on her butt.

I've seen it.

It looks more like a lizard that got run over.

My youngest sister.

We thought she was autistic, But turns out she just special.

She prefers that bird over dolls.

And she loves money more than I love football.

She's just... weird.

I'll stop talking now,

because at this moment I had no idea of what was about to happen.

No one could have imagined what would happen to us.

-Mom. -Hmm?

When will Grandma die?

Gabriela, please, honey.

Don't ask those questions.

How old is she today, Dad?

Seventy-three, but you didn't hear it from me.

It's not like she's aware.

She is aware, Alejandra. Okay?

Okay...

Mom, Grandma's not crazy, right?

-No. -Does she have Alzheimer's or dementia?

All right, kids, that's enough.

It's your grandma's birthday, and that's that.

We're going to buy her some flowers.

And we're going to play our happy song to help your dad relax.

-No! -Yes, sir.

Come on, Mom. Not again.

Can I come in front? Can I?

Sure.

Come on, Dad!

Come on, Dad!

Let's find your grandmother.

Happy birthday, Grandma.

Alejandra. Alejandra!

I'm Gabi, but it's okay.

-Mom! -Son!

-Happy birthday. -Thank you.

-Go say hi. -Happy birthday, Grandma.

So handsome!

Happy birthday, Grandma.

Forgive me, Alejandra.

It seems like only yesterday you were this big.

Happy birthday!

Get those flowers away from me!

How come you never invite me over?

Cristina was an obnoxious know-it-all

but she was far better than this one, as a woman and as a person.

Grandma, that's my mom.

I'm Cristina.

I'm the "obnoxious know-it-all" Cristina.

You give them to her.

This one is just like his grandfather.

Smart as a whip.

Unlike your father.

But don't tell him I said that.

She's getting worse, Dad.

Well, the important thing is that she seems happy.

-What is it? -My Rubik's cube!

Go get it, my love.

-We'll be waiting in the car. -Hurry up, Nico.

-Grandma, have you seen my Rubik's cube? -Looking for this?

I took it so that we could talk alone.

Have a seat.

Before he passed away, your grandfather left something for you.

It was a secret.

Why didn't you give it to me before?

I was supposed to give it to you when you turned 15.

But since my memory is shot,

why don't you keep it and open it when you're 15?

But not sooner.

Nico.

Grandpa said not to tell anyone, and that includes your parents.

Understood?

Yes.

Hi, boss.

Did you hide all the ham and the wine in the neighbor's house?

Yes, but I had to give him a few things.

He said he'd rat us out otherwise.

Paco's such a jerk.

And a bad neighbor.

-Boss. -Yeah?

Boss!

I think I'm going to mess it up. I'm so nervous, my mouth is dry...

No, no, no. You're not going to mess up.

How could you? We've been rehearsing for two weeks.

Pretend that you know everything.

Be confident. I'll be right here.

-I'll be here to... -Rodrigo!

Martin, good Vatios morning!

Good Vatios morning.

Good Vatios morning.

He's asking how many brands we carry.

Say whatever you want.

Twelve.

Now, say a phrase ending with "euros."

I'm about to crap in my pants...

Euros.

Excuse me, Rodrigo. Where's the wines and Ham?

We can't find them.

Yes... Yes, of course. Right this way!

-What's up, Nico? -Do you want to come over to...

Eduardo has to stay home to study for his exam.

I was wondering if Edu could come over to study together.

He's my best friend and I'm really good at math.

That's right, I heard you're in the honor roll.

If that's so, we wouldn't mind. Right, honey?

Well, okay.

Nicolas! Tell your father that I just got a company car.

You already told him last week.

Nico, what's up?

What's up? Something big is up.

Real big.

What's that?

It's called a VHS.

It's where my grandfather taped his message.

My father still has a VCR.

Hello, Nicolas.

If you're watching this, it's because you're turning 15 today.

Happy birthday.

But it's not your birthday.

I'm not 15 either.

Shut up and listen.

I asked your grandma to give you this message that I've recorded.

I have something very important to tell you.

It's a secret that only you can know.

I've hidden something very special in the garden.

It's buried near the tallest tree.

But listen to me well, Nicolas.

You must not look for it.

I left it there in case of an emergency.

What kind of emergency?

You might be asking yourself, "What kind of emergency?"

The kind that you can't even imagine.

But you'll know if it happens.

The coin I'm giving you is very important.

Guard it as if it were treasure.

It only works once.

I love you, Nicolas.

Be happy.

That's amazing. What coin?

It came with the video.

It must be something my grandpa left for me.

Promise me that when you turn 15, we'll go look for it.

What? You still watch Dora the Explorer?

Follow me.

Ale, can I have the last yogurt?

No, 80300, it's Gabriela's.

Do we know who we're paired with for the paddle tennis tournament?

-I'm playing with Beatriz. -With Beatriz?

Well, what about me, Bosco? Why can't I play with you?

Ale, you don't play so well. And you know how competitive I am.

Right...

And second...

-because of your age. -Again with the age thing!

You sure don't mind the age difference for other things.

-I like winning. -Right, winning.

And Beatriz is the best there is.

Beatriz is a dumb bimbo who wears a push-up bra

to make her raisins look like melons.

Where's my yogurt?

No, no...

Was this your yogurt?

How come you didn't say anything, Ale?

I did tell him, Gabi. I promise.

Next time, I'll buy an entire pack for you.

Okay?

I only have one thing to say to you, Bosco.

Alopecia.

She was kidding, Bosco.

Where are you going? She's just a child.

Bosco!

Bosco!

-What? -Where are you going?

I'm going to Starbucks. You coming?

I have to take care of my siblings until my mom's back.

But if you can just wait for a bit...

I'll see you later.

...I'll go with you.

Do you have a shovel, Nico?

A shovel?

Why do you need a shovel, Nico?

When Mom gets home, I'll tell her she just missed you.

That you waited for her.

She usually runs late, so she'll feel guilty.

Bosco!

Are you stupid or something?

Um... Sorry!

How old were you when your grandpa died?

I think I was seven.

My grandma always tells weird stories about him.

They're kind of hard to believe.

Oh my God!

Now we do need a shovel.

It's a box.

Open it, Nico.

-Is it a weapon? -No, no, no.

It's a refrigerator handle.

Your grandpa's played a prank on you.

Dude, there's a fridge in our basement

that's been sitting there for as long as I can remember.

And you know what?

It's missing its handle.

Incredible. It's the missing handle.

Your grandpa said it was only for emergencies.

If you open it, maybe something bad might happen.

Well, we'll have to find out.

What is in it?

Nothing.

My grandpa's probably laughing in his grave.

And the coin?

It's probably made out of chocolate.

Well, it was fun.

PLANET MAKTUB ARTEMOIS GALAXY

POPULATION: 7.5 MILLION

Get! Get out of here!

-Yes? -Sir, the alarm has gone off.

What do you mean the alarm has gone off?

We have confirmed coordinates with Earth, I assure you.

Dr. Cristina Rodriguez?

Yes, but you have to schedule one first.

-Right. You don't recognise me, do you? -No.

I'm Pedro Solas, I'm the IRS Commissioner.

What did he do?

Please don't close the hardware store. Was it my husband?

Oh, no. Of course not. I just want a minute of your time.

You see, my brother-in-law, who's a doctor,

said that you could help me.

Of course. Is there a problem?

Hallucinations.

I'm seeing strange things lately.

-Must be from the stress. -Yes. Sure.

-Will they go away? -Yes, they're usually just temporary.

Doctor, this is important.

No one can know that I came to your office.

Can we meet outside your regular hours?

Well... Yeah. After seven o'clock?

I can't thank you enough.

-Thank you. -On the contrary. It's my pleasure.

Thank you.

PLANET MAKTUB: MILITARY SPACE STATION

Son.

How many countries are there in Asia?

Forty eight.

No, that can't be.

Oh right, 47.

That's right.

They always forget about East Timor.

It has more than a million inhabitants due to the 2002 migration.

Nico, son.

Don't you get bored in class, love?

No. Don't start, Mom.

I'm going to bed. I have a game tomorrow.

-Hello? -Cristina! Hi, darling!

What's up, Natalia?

I'm playing golf tomorrow with some friends.

That sounds great, Natalia. I would love to go.

I'm sorry, sweetie, but there's already four of us.

I'd like to know if Edu could spend the day with Nicolas.

Oh...

I'll drop him off with my dog, Briscila.

By the way, have you fixed Samuel?

Briscila's in heat right now.

Yes, it's no problem. Samuel's been neutered.

And Edu can come by whenever.

Bye.

Edu's mom is insufferable.

The father's even worse.

I hope his BMW blows up and I'm there to see it.

-See what happens when-- -No, you're kidding.

-You're crazy. -I'm not!

I want to be your partner in the tournament.

You're being very annoying, Ale.

Beatriz is a slut.

Well, she kind of is, but she's also the best player.

"She kind of is." 80300, are you seeing her?

-Don't start, Ale. -What do you mean? Answer my question.

It's not funny.

Don't touch me. Answer my question.

-Come on. -Let me go. Let me go!

Just answer me. Are you seeing her?

-Don't start again with that. -Stop! I said no!

Come here.

-Give me a kiss. -Listen to me.

-I don't even like her. -You better tell me the truth.

-I don't want to fight again. -I don't want to...

Is he bothering you?

No, no, no.

Are you stupid or what? Damn weirdo!

What are you doing, Bosco? Calm down.

Does it look like I'm harassing her? What the hell's wrong with you?

-That's enough. -She's my girlfriend!

Do you even know what that is? Do you?

-We were just arguing! -Stop. Stop.

Do you even know what a girlfriend is? I bet you've never had one before!

Get the hell out of here!

Alejandra, go inside, please.

What's going on?

Good evening. This guy was bothering your daughter.

-But I took care of it. -No, no, no.

That's not true. I was trying to help her because I thought he was...

-Get out of here! -I'm sorry.

Bosco.

Good night.

Good night. Sorry.

Go ahead.

PLANET EARTH

Alejandra!

What?

I don't like that he's older than you, and it seems he doesn't respect you.

Bosco isn't usually like that.

Oh, "usually"?

What did Bosco do that our neighbor had to get involved?

Nothing! He had a few drinks and was being annoying.

Don't make a big deal out of it.

A few drinks?

We've had enough of this!

-Shh! -And now she's shushing us.

Honey, the house is shaking.

It's shaking!

Nicolas! Gabi!

Nicolas! Gabriela!

Earthquake!

Oh, thank God.

Nico, come here. Come.

Gabi!

There. That's it. It's over now, right?

That was a strong one.

An easy seven on the Richter scale.

Let's see what they're saying on TV.

What?

What is it? What's wrong?

Calm down, I'm not here to hurt anyone.

Who are you, and what the hell are you doing in my house?

You'd have to ask your father about that.

What are you talking about? How did you get in here?

Call the police. Call them.

This dog's going to tear your leg off if you don't leave.

Nice dog.

Hello? Hi! Yes, please...

Ma'am, I'm going to have to forbid the use of that communication device.

Leave my house right now or I'll cut you up!

Why don't we all calm down a bit?

Call the police, honey.

I am, but they're not answering.

Sorry.

I told you to call them, not through the phone at him.

Rodrigo, I didn't throw it at him.

I'm a bit rusty.

I'll try something else with the knives.

Wow! You're like Tyrion, from Game of Thrones.

I don't know who that is, Nicolas.

How do you know our names?

Do me a favor.

It'll be easier to understand if you come with me to the basement.

Follow me.

No, no, no. No. No.

Let's go.

Stay calm, don't worry.

Listen up, family.

I'm here thanks to that fridge

which converted this basement into a cosmic door to another dimension.

What the h... Ouch.

Listen to me, you phony Argentinian...

Hey. I'm not a phony, nor am I Argentinian.

-Really? Then when are you from? -From another planet.

Another planet...

Look, I don't know how you did the knife trick, but enough is enough.

I'm calling the police, right now!

Yes.

And if you try to stop me, I'll...

My wife will karate your ass. All right?

Don't worry, he'll be back.

Good evening, Rodrigo.

Good evening.

Dad, what's wrong?

Honey, what...?

He's just realized that I wasn't lying.

Follow me.

What is it?

That's so cool.

This is insane.

Do you see what I mean?

Oh my God, what is this?

Welcome, Rodriguez family. I am Pilar, doctor Pilar.

Hold on, if our house is this big we're going to have to appraise it again.

Gabriela, this isn't your house, it isn't even your planet.

-What? -Planet?

Wait, hold on a minute, where are we?

You're on MAKTUB, planet MAKTUB.

-Where, where, where? -Planet what?

You must have so many questions, but there's hardly any time to answer them now.

Follow agent J.J., please.

One moment, where are you taking us?

Please, trust us, all right?

Follow me.

Please, go ahead.

Go on, go on.

Oh my God, Nico. Gabi, look at that.

Cool.

-Stick together, stick together. -No, no, no, no.

-How was it? -Good.

The father, however, no comment.

Are you still mad?

I said I was sorry.

Good evening.

I'll tell you one thing, in order to work here,

I can't hear or see anything.

And if I do see something strange, what do I do?

Shut my mouth.

Not even my mother knows I've been working here the last 12 years.

However, I got to ask this.

What is a family with kids wearing pajamas doing here at this time?

They're on a tour.

A tour?

Yes. They won it in a cookie box contest.

They won a tour to a top secret military installation with a box of cookies?

Yes.

Dammit.

This again.

What is it? What's going on? What's wrong?

It's not working.

Well then, fix it. Keep at it.

It's broken.

So, what do we do? What do we do?

Manuel has to fix it.

And where is Manuel?

Upstairs. Call him.

-Seriously? -Yeah, my throat's a bit...

Manuel!

Manuel!

-Manuel! -All right, all right, enough.

Listen.

Okay, I'm on my way!

There.

There it is.

May you enjoy the cookie tour.

Follow me.

Come on.

This way.

Oh, here they are.

Take a seat, please. Anywhere, but be quick.

We barely have 15 minutes left.

There are two very similar worlds: Earth, where you're from,

and MAKTUB, where you are now.

How is it possible that we don't know of your existence?

Exactly. IS NASA blind?

Fortunately, NASA is unaware of our existence.

and it's best that it stays that way.

Every once in a while, our two worlds become connected

through a series of bridges, tunnels or cosmic doors.

But it's very important no one passes from one side to another,

because if more than 20 people do cross onto another world,

a catastrophe would ensue, that would completely and indefinitely

alter the cosmic order. And this would happen.

This!

This!

I'm sorry, doctor.

Kind of crappy?

What?

So cheap.

Oh, yeah.

It would be... A cosmic apocalypse.

Okay, take this away.

Hey, listen,

this is all very interesting, but... why are we here?

Lights.

I am General Ernesto Carraqueño,

commander of the MAKTUB army.

This information Will serve to confirm and archive

the events occurred on March of 1951.

During this time, 17 tunnels connecting to Earth occurred.

and 223 inhabitants from the planet MAKTUB

managed to reach planet Earth in pursuit of a better life.

It was only a matter of time for both worlds to cease existing,

and MAKTUB was preparing for the worst.

In one last desperate attempt, we sent our best man,

agent Jeronimo Rodriguez.

-Grandpa! -That's my father.

No, no, no, that's crazy.

He miraculously managed to capture all 223 Maktubians,

thus, avoiding a cosmic apocalypse.

He was welcomed as the greatest hero in the history of our planet,

and awarded the medal of honor by the president.

He was offered Whatever he desired, but he only asked one thing,

to remain on Earth,

for, during his short stay, he had fallen in love with an earthling.

-Grandma! -My mother!

-That's Isabel. -My grandmother.

To avoid setting a bad example on planet MAKTUB,

his death was staged in a car accident.

In exchange, agent Rodriguez promised to forget everything about planet MAKTUB.

We now know

that agent Rodriguez betrayed us.

Madam president!

Are you the son of agent Rodriguez?

I am.

Take off your glasses.

Yes, I resemble my father Much more without glasses.

That was some serious slap.

Madam president, is there a reason for the slap you just gave me?

Your father betrayed us.

All of MAKTUB.

What did grandpa do?

He kept a cosmic door in case he ever wanted to come back.

That wasn't part of the deal.

And its consequences are very grave.

That's great, but we haven't done anything.

Nicolas, would you like to tell your parents what you did?

What have you done, Nicolas?

There was a box in the garden.

I swear that I saw it.

You were born a rat.

Wait a minute, Nico, what did you do?

What did you do, Nicolas?

I found a box buried in our garden.

There was a handle inside, so, I put it on the basement fridge

because that's where I thought it belonged.

Do you always need to mess things up, Nico?

But Dad, nothing happened.

Nothing happened? Wait a minute, Nico,

are you blind or what?

Look where we are!

Without realizing, Nicolas opened a cosmic door in your basement.

Yes, and we have a serious problems now.

Wow, that's just great,

thank you for your insight, I didn't think anyone had realized yet.

The problem is that all the inhabitants of MAKTUB

know that agent Rodriguez never died in an accident.

And why is that a bad thing?

You tell her, doctor.

Because of that door that stayed open,

we have been stuck in 1951 for the last 60 years!

Sixty years without progress.

You have a cell phone, right? A small one?

Yes, it's an iPhone.

Soldier.

This is my phone!

Excuse me, how can we solve all of this?

We have to find the door that your father opened here, in MAKTUB,

the one that connects to the door in your basement, and close both of them!

Okay, okay.

Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?

I just... I need to pee.

Soldier, escort him.

Stay back! No one move, please, or I'll shoot him.

This one's crazier than his dad.

We're going back home, and you're going to forget all about us.

-Dad, Dad. -And that's that.

Dad!

Rodrigo, please, stay calm, please.

Honey, don't tell me to stay calm!

We're going back home, and that's final.

One.

What did you shoot me, you midget.

-Two. -You damn midget...

Three.

So, we have to tell your dad very calmly

and relaxed, because you know how he gets,

-especially you, Nico. -All right, all right.

I'm going to wake him up.

He's coming, he's coming.

He is?

Remember, calm and relaxed.

Good morning.

-Hi. -Good morning.

Oh, Cristina, honey, I don't know what you cooked last night,

but don't do cook it again. I had nightmares all night long.

I woke up tired...

What's going on?

Um... My love, take a seat, please.

Come here.

Honey, your nightmare wasn't a dream, it was real.

What?

And another thing, your daughter Gabi...

Dad, you're not going to believe this! We have powers!

Gabi, disappear.

Nico, be tactful, look at Dad.

No, no, no I can't believe this.

But it's true, Dad! Gabi, reappear.

I don't want to.

You're an idiot.

You'll pay for this, Nicolas Rodriguez!

I'm going to the bathroom.

Nicolas, this is exactly what I asked you not to do.

Look at your father's face, he's in shock.

He's in shock.

My love, honey, honey, look at me.

Honey, I'm here. You're in shock, breathe.

That's it. You're in shock, breathe.

-It's four in the afternoon. -That's right, but...

I was supposed to meet with the dutchmen this morning.

What are you talking about? What dutchmen?

Your daughter is invisible, Rodrigo!

And Felix has moved into the basement.

The Argentinian midget?

Yes, and he wants to talk to us. Calm down.

-Let's go, let's go. -Calm yourself, please.

Hi.

What do you mean "hi"?

You sedated me. I want you out of my house.

I'm going to get someone to seal the basement, so I want you out!

Listen, Rodrigo, I don't think you're getting this.

Do you really think someone can just seal a cosmic doorway?

Well, I don't know.

-Did you know my daughter's invisible? -He knows.

Honey, sit down.

Felix, can you please explain about the special powers?

Due to the door in the basement, some members of your family

will receive unusual abilities, like your daughter's.

Oh, great.

No, no, wait for the rest, it's much worse.

If anyone on Earth finds out about this, by order of the president,

we will be forced to extradite your entire family onto our planet.

Did you hear what he just said? We'll be extradited to their planet.

No,no,no,no! Why do these things happen to me?

It's critical that no one suspects the existence of another world.

You must ensure absolute discretion.

Once we find and close the door that your father left on our planet,

everything will go back to normal. Okay?

Keep those bracelets on at all times.

They will help you.

They have four colors:

white means that everything is fine;

if someone gets suspicious, it'll change to green,

if it turns blue, the damage is almost irreparable;

and red...

bye bye Earth.

This device works exactly like the bracelets.

So, you are watching us?

Yes, of course.

We immediately receive any alarm.

The rifle. You must learn how to use it.

No, no! There will be no firearms in my house. No, no, no!

-Hold on, Rodrigo, Rodrigo. -Honey, put that down.

No. Rodrigo, please, listen.

-Where's my dad from? -What?

My dad, your father-in-law, where's he from?

Where's he from? From Mexico.

-No. -What do you mean?

He's from Earth! Planet Earth, unlike your dad.

So, I'll use the rifle. Tell me how to use...

-No, I don't want you shooting a rifle! -Hey, hey! What are you doing?

Are you done arguing?

A guy named Rungen Zelig did this to me.

He's a dangerous ex-con who escaped two and a half years ago.

He's capable of detecting tunnels like the one in your basement.

Your father put his uncle in prison and killed his father,

and he would love nothing more than getting revenge on you

now that he knows your father never died.

-Very well. We'll keep the rifle. -Finally.

This is a high powered model X77,

but it is not aimed like your weapons, no.

All you have to do is fire using your mind.

That old suitcase, do you care for it?

I do, she doesn't.

Watch this.

One shot will be enough to send that bastard back to my planet.

And by the way,

if the bracelets begin to beep, it means danger is nearby.

But, you will protect us, right?

Yes, of course.

I shall remain here until all this looking after you.

Thank you.

Hey, did my mother know anything about this?

Because... she never mentioned it.

Your mother took the secret to her grave.

Isabel is alive.

What? We didn't know, you should've told us.

No... I have to inform this.

-We must bring her immediately. -What do you mean "bring her"?

My mother is at a retirement home, she can't just...

Listen to me. Rodriguez's wife is a prime target for assassination right now.

Besides, it's likely that she's also developed some kind of ability.

I'll inform command.

So, if I just think of someone, it will fire?

Cristina, you're a psychologist,

you can control your thoughts. Breathe.

The last thing I'd want to do is shoot this man so, don't think, don't think

My bad.

What do you mean "my bad"?

My bad... I mean, I thought: "Cristina, don't think about it."

But I did think about it. It was just a thought, I swear.

Let go, let go, honey. Give it to me.

Oh my God.

I eliminated him.

No, no, no. You didn't eliminate him, you shot him, honey.

Oh, don't say that. No, no, no, no, no.

They'll think we did it on purpose.

We're going to be deported. No, no, no, no, no.

Let's call them. I'll call them and explain everything.

Yes, yes, yes, of course. Call them, call them, call them.

-Right... -Nine, zero, five, four, three, eight...

We don't know how this piece of junk works, honey!

-Careful, they're heavy. -Can't you bring them inside?

I'm sorry, but I'm paid to deliver them, not bring them inside.

Please.

I'm sorry, but I can't. I'm in a hurry.

Hi.

Hi.

I wanted to apologize for what happened last night.

No, no, don't worry about it. It wasn't your fault.

That boyfriend of yours is kind of an ass, you know.

He had a bit too much to drink and was being a jerk, that's all.

Yeah.

That's what my mom used to say about my dad when he got that way.

Do you need help with the boxes?

Yes, thank you.

You know what? No, no, don't worry. Forget it, I'll carry them.

Impossible, they're very heavy.

Wow.

All right, see you later.

Do you lift weights?

Family genes, my grandparents are Basque.

-What's that? -I need to talk to all of you, please.

Dad, these boxes are for you.

Oh! Ale!

What?

How can you carry so much weight?

But they're not heavy.

Not heavy...

Are they really heavy?

He's going to think I'm a mule instead of a girl.

No way. You also get to have powers? What about me?

But I don't want them.

You're just a common earthling,

and you'll pay for what you did to me.

It's not fair.

Gabi, Gabi. Where are you going?

I'm going to see Felix.

Don't you want to borrow that lipstick you like so much?

It's in my bathroom drawer.

Oh, okay!

-Gabriela, please! -No, don't do that!

All right.

What is it?

Felix is gone.

-Where? -What do you mean he's gone?

-He was here to protect us. -Yes, of course.

Your mother...

What?

...killed him.

-What? -How?

Yes.

Yes, it was an accident. I shot him with his gun.

What are we going to do now, Mom?

We have no idea.

What we do know, is that it's important that no one suspects a thing.

For now, only Gabi and Alejandra have powers.

And that's a bad thing?

No, it's a very bad thing,

because if someone gets suspicious or sees anything strange,

we'll be extradited to their planet.

-What? -Yes.

fl“;

They've given us these bracelets to help us.

They will change color if anyone nearby starts suspecting us.

White means that all is fine.

Green means that someone's getting suspicious.

Blue is bad, very bad.

-And red... -Red means we get deported.

This device does the same thing.

Kids, we're being watched.

I think it's best if we all... stay at home for today.

No way, I'm going out with Bosco to play paddle tennis.

Oh, at the country club?

Nico, shut up! This is all your fault!

Honey, I need to go to the store this afternoon.

Besides, we have to bring my mother here.

-Grandma? -Grandma? But she's crazy.

Alejandra, your grandma can also do weird things

and we can't have anyone getting suspicious.

Does grandma know anything about all this?

No, no, no, grandpa never told her.

That's my opinion. I don't think he told her.

Okay. I'll pick up your mom,

you go to the store, and we'll be back soon, okay?

-You're staying with your brother. -But why, Mom?

Because I said so,

and because we can be extradited from planet Earth, if they so choose.

Understood?

Understood?

Yes!

AGENT RODRIGUEZ'S DEATH WAS NOT ACCIDENT!

Boss.

Good afternoon, boss.

Fresh fruit, your favourite.

Boss...

That bastard didn't die?

Agent Rodriguez didn't die,

he stayed on Earth.

And he had a doorway in his own house.

What should we do, boss?

They're probably searching for the tunnel that connects to his house.

There's no time to lose. Tell him that I must speak to him.

That wasn't the deal.

Did I ask for your opinion?

Do it if you still value your life, you imbecile!

And don't fail me.

"The 1951 mystery has been resolved."

"The culprit: agent Rodriguez."

History will not idolize you anymore,

and my vengeance is so close I can almost smell it.

I don't understand. Where are we going?

Home.

We thought you'd like to stay with us for a few days.

And you are?

I'm Cristina.

Right.

Grandma, you're not crazy, right?

Gabriela.

-Grandma, look what I can do. -No, Gabriela, don't you dare.

I'll ground you for a whole month! Gabi, no, one month without...

We'll talk about this later, young lady. I promise you that.

Teo. Teo.

No, no, boss. No. How could you do this to me?

The dutchmen came by and you weren't here.

I know, I know, but... It's just...

It doesn't matter. What did you do? What did you tell them?

I couldn't understand a single thing they said...

-Oh my God. Please, no... -But...

I, Teo Pineda, despite having flunked English four years in a row,

remembered how to say something that got us out of trouble.

What?

I told them that your mother was sick.

That's good. Great job, Teo.

-Very good, yes! -Boss, boss, boss...

You should've seen his face after I told him about your mother.

What did you say?

-That your mother was sick. -No, no, no, in English.

-That she died? -No, that she's a little sick.

No, that means dead in English!

Oh my God, no! Please, no! Why, why, why?

The universe is conspiring against me! It wants to drive me crazy!

-Boss, boss, boss. -What?

-What? -Your have lights!

-Where? -On your forehead, your ears, and...

Boss. Your behind.

It's happening.

Relax, I'll call an ambulance.

Two... No, nine... No, two.

Nine... Nine, one...

Teo, Teo, Teo.

Wait, but you're not...

Right, right.

Do you really think the dutchmen would give a franchise to just anyone?

It takes years of training,

and now I am a Van Vatio, which means that I can light up whenever I please.

Oh...

-Will I also...? Someday...? -Yes, yes, someday. Of course.

Someday.

Let's hope that works.

Nico.

I'm leaving. I'll be home before Mom and Dad get back so, keep your mouth shut.

Amazing...

What's "amazing"?

A 12-year-old boy, all by himself with a cosmic doorway.

Unbelievable.

Well, that's great, but you know what? This is all your fault.

Besides, Samuel's here to protect you.

Wow! No way!

Even Samuel has powers now?

What do we do now?

Good luck.

I'm leaving.

What now?

Hi.

Edu.

Thank God Samuel is neutered, because she's in heat.

Edu, maybe it's best if you leave.

And go where? No one's home and I don't have keys.

Not again.

How is your...?

Code blue, code blue. Control one.

Do you see that sphere? It's blue, and that's not good for me.

It knows that you're afraid.

Felix. Felix, help them!

All those times we wished we had powers, see extraterrestrials,

or be a superhero; all of it that is possible now,

but you need to calm down.

I don't know how, but you have to.

Close your eyes.

Breathe.

Good, good.

Thank God. That was a close one, huh?

Great.

-What's happening, Nico? -The fridge in the basement?

It's actually a cosmic doorway into another dimension.

And my grandpa was from another planet.

Yes?

Doctor, I think this thing is changing colors.

What the hell is wrong with you, Gabi?

Do you think I'm color-blind or what?

I can see it too, BEEP!

I'm up to here with you! Everyone's getting on my BEEP nerves!

How about you give me a break, sweetie?

Thank you.

-Mom. -Wait a moment, please.

Mom, Mom.

-Enough, Gabriela! -Okay, but grandma's floating.

I feel so light.

Um... the... Oh, right, help me carry these bags.

Let's go home now.

Come on. Let's go this way.

She's a bit gassy.

-Good one! -Hey, Juan. Got a minute?

-Hey, Alejandra. -Hi.

-Are you playing? -I don't know yet.

-Hey, have you seen Bosco? -Eliminated in the first round.

He went to get a drink somewhere with Bea.

-Okay, thanks. -No problem. See you later.

"She's the best at paddle tennis." Yeah, right.

Ball!

-Ball, please! -Ball!

Sorry.

Bosco.

Hey, Ale...

No, don't touch me. You're a real jerk.

It's not what it looks like.

Don't get so worked up, sweetie.

-Chill. -Chill?

You know why? When you get so worked up

the vein on your neck swells up, and you look awful.

We don't know how to use this radio.

Oh, and my mom shot Felix with a rifle.

Really? Your mom?

-It was an accident. -Nico, are you down here?

Edu, Edu, what's up?

That's my latest hobby, I like to build radios...

-I had to tell him. -You told him?

Are you crazy?

No, but he controls his emotions.

We're going to be extradited, son. Oh my God!

I'm going crazy, okay?

Dad!

What?

You too?

Yes!

I light up when I'm agitated!

Just the head?

No.

My God.

Son, I'm asking you, don't make things worse, otherwise...

Look, look, look, this is because of Edu. You see?

Wait a minute, sir.

All done, mister Rodriguez.

You light up....

...which I think is great.

Make two copies and leave one in my office, please.

J.J., where's the doctor?

What is it?

There's a prisoner in the Earth cell who claims to be an agent.

In the Earth cell?

Yes, I'm going to check it out, is that okay?

No, no, I'll go. But don't tell the doctor, she's on edge right now.

It might be a false alarm.

-All right. -Peter.

That's an order.

-Hey. -Shh.

I told my parents that I'd look after my siblings,

-but they came back home before I did. -Oh.

What's in that case? I've never seen you without it.

You know...

We've been neighbors for nine years,

and that's the first question you've ever asked me.

-I play the sax. -Oh, you're a musician?

It helps me express myself better than words,

as you may have noticed already.

Shall I help you climb up?

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Come here.

Try not to look, okay?

A little bit more.

-I got it. -You got what?

Wow.

Thank you.

Where should I put these bags?

If you put them down you'll start levitating.

Like at the supermarket?

¡AIejandra!

Hi, Mom. Hi, Grandma.

Where's your sister?

-Who? -Your sister.

Upstairs.

Oh, Edu. Hey, sweetie.

Honey, I think it's best if Edu goes back home.

Don't have keys, and my parents will be home late.

How many grandchildren do I have?

He's just a friend of Nico's, Grandma.

Hi.

Edu, hey...

Nico, I think Edu should go back home.

Do I have the plague or something? I have nowhere else to go.

No, no, don't worry.

-Nicolas already told him everything. -What?

-Nico, have you lost your mind? -Oh my God, Rodrigo.

You just can't help but make things worse, can you?

It's okay. I don't freak out anymore.

By the way, I've also joined the superpowers club.

Dad, you too?

Yes. When I get nervous, I light up.

No.

Yeah, it's not really useful. Mom, why are you carrying those bags?

No, don't take them...!

-Grandma! -Grandma floats!

-Oh, mother of god! -Yes, my son?

Grandma has also joined the superpowers club.

-Give her the bags. -Here.

Mom, your bracelet is green.

-It is. -So is mine.

The sphere!

But why? It's just family here.

It's Edu!

Um... Calm down, everyone.

So, grandma floats... Totally cool...

-Good one, Edu. -Oh, God.

One more thing, where's Samuel?

Why so much interest?

I thought that you couldn't...

Can dogs walk on walls?

Darling, anything here is possible...

And you look beautiful...

Oh... Samuel...

Samuel?

Ever since he arrived, he hasn't stopped yelling that he's a special agent.

Have you spoken with the agency?

Do I know you?

-Who are you? -Do you know him?

No, no, no, he's lying.

No one is to speak to him.

And don't bother me with these kinds of things, understood?

Yes, sir.

I'm agent Felix, I swear.

Yeah right, and I'm agent Rodriguez, Shut up!

-Hi. -Hello, Bosco.

Right now isn't a good time.

I need to talk to Alejandra.

Hey there, little one.

This is for you. I told you, Bosco always keeps his word.

Outside.

"Wild berry yogurt."

Ale, I swear there's nothing between Bea and me.

Nothing? So, you were simply inspecting her tonsils with your tongue.

No. That's not what happened.

She's the one who came onto me. Ale, I swear I didn't do anything.

Oh, I guess I must be blind, then for not seeing clearly.

A little bit of yogurt for this pretty car.

I want you to know that Bea and I are just friends.

Friends with benefits?

Yes, but I won't do it again.

Bosco, are you stupid or what?

Look, don't ever call me again, you hear me?

Please, don't be like that.

You'll want me back soon enough!

Hey, Bea.

Bosco.

Do you want me to pick you up and go out for a drink?

Of course.

Great, I'll see you soon. Kisses.

Friends with benefits? You'll see, Alejandra.

-Now close it. -Again?

Why doesn't it work?

Are you sure this is how it works?

Yes, that's how it worked with Felix.

Really?

What are you kids doing here?

Nothing, Grandma, just playing.

This fridge brings back memories.

Your grandpa and I called it "the desert" because it was always broken.

Nico, come with me.

Hold this, I'm sick of it.

Oh... Take me there.

Nico,

you promised not to open grandpa's gift until your 15th birthday.

Yeah, I know, it's just that...

It's okay, don't worry. I knew you would.

Give it to me.

By the way...

Your grandpa and I never understood...

why there was a small slot, in the back of the fridge.

A slot?

Yes a crack.

Well, I don't know why I have one that splits my behind in two.

It's pointless.

Edu, help me.

What's wrong?

Wow, the slot.

What?

Help me move this thing.

The coin I'm leaving you is very important.

It only works once.

What now?

I don't know.

Samuel, where are the kids?

Cristina! Cristina!

My God, Rodrigo, where could they be? If they were taken to the far side...

No, no, no, I'm going to kill him, I swear I'll kill him.

Okay, wait. We'll tell them that Edu is spending the night,

that all's fine and we'll go back to looking for them.

Yes, you've told me like seven times. Let's go, please.

Okay, okay, okay, it's... Yes.

Okay, let's go.

I'm going to... I swear I'll...

First, he gets us into this mess, and now this?

Damn it all! Who knows where he is now.

Rodri... Oh, no, no, calm down.

-How am I supposed to calm down, honey? -No.

No, no, no, I can't be seen, I can't be seen.

Coming.

Hey!

Where's Edu?

Edu's going to spend the night.

Here you go. Bye.

Sweetie.

Yeah?

Edu... has to come home and study.

Oh, they spent the whole evening studying math.

Since I thought you wouldn't mind, I let them go to the movies.

With Rodrigo.

How does Edu do it? How does he do it?

-Hey, hey! -Hey!

Cristina. And where is my favorite banker?

Mister purple Van Vatio.

What a jerk.

Hey, you know what?

You know what?

I just love you two.

I love...

how you guys combine.

The red with the little bow, and the white with the maroon...

Like Barbie and Ken.

My beautiful... neighbors.

You're both gorgeous. I love you, guys.

Edu is spending the night at Cris', and I don't like the idea.

It's all right, honey. It's Saturday.

Right, it's Saturday.

-Do you need his pajamas? -No, no, don't worry.

Not at all. Not at all...

I want him back first thing in the morning!

Of course!

No! You had to ruin it!

If you want my silence, you will hand over 50% of your allowances.

You're despicable.

Tell your friend to watch his mouth otherwise, my rates will go up.

Now, put this thing back and run upstairs, they're all looking for you.

When did they leave?

Alejandra, this again? We don't know.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Oh, my baby.

-I'm so glad. -My baby.

Where were you?

Yes. I mean, where the he" were you?

Can't you see how worried we were?

Hold on a moment. I want an explanation right now!

I'll be in my room.

Let's go, Samuel.

Edu and I went looking for Brisila.

We went to the basement and, suddenly we were in the far side.

Oh, in the far side. I'll be dammed!

In the far side, Nico?

And you two just materialized there, right?

-You didn't do anything? -No.

Look, Nico, if you've screwed things up again...

I didn't. We opened the doorway in the basement

and next thing we knew, we weren't in the control room anymore.

I want you all out in 10 minutes.

And no fooling around, you already looked like fools out there.

This time it was a... It was a very quiet place.

I hope you didn't draw any attention.

Not at all.

It was an... office.

There were some... old ladies,

but Edu and I hid so they couldn't see us.

What are you kids doing here?

Were you spying on us?

We didn't mean to scare you.

How did you get in here? That room's a dead end.

Did you sneak in?

The explanation is rather... unusual, and you won't believe us.

Look at their clothes. They're weird.

Promise me that no one recognised you.

You wouldn't belong to agent Rodriguez's family?

How do you know that?

It's all over the news. Look.

AGENT RODRIGUEZ AND FAMILY... ALIVE AND ON EARTH?

It's all they're talking about, besides, we were taught that agent Rodriguez died.

I would totally freak out if you guys were from Earth.

Come on, tell us.

I could kiss you to death if you guys were his family.

Me too! I'll start with the little one.

-Idiot, tell them. -No.

Tell them.

-Come on.

No.

Agent Rodriguez was his grandfather.

And I'm his friend and neighbor.

Aw!

And without knowing how, we came back here.

Oh!

No one else enters the basement.

From now on, I don't want any more surprises. Am I clear?

Dad, Grandma is floating around and that's the second time she's fallen.

Oh God.

It was amazing.

I fell in love eight times.

You're late.

Uncle Rungen, meeting here is not a good idea...

I'm aware of that. Take a seat.

How are you?

Can't you see? I'm pale.

I've been hiding in my den for a year and a half.

Put me up to speed.

The government has decided to pardon them

if we manage to close the door connected to their house.

That witch of a president is going to grant them amnesty?

What about the door that that bastard left here?

We're still looking for it, but of course, haven't found it yet.

And the agent they sent somehow ended up in Earth prison.

-Who is he? -Felix.

-The midget. -Yeah.

Are they alone? Will they be sending anyone else?

I don't think so. I'm the only one that knows this.

The time to strike has come. You must be the one to go.

Do you realize what you're asking me? I could lose my job, uncle.

If they catch me, I'll spend my life in jail.

I'm marrying Lupita next year.

Shut up! You always were the coward nephew, the chicken.

Have you forgotten who killed my father?

Your grandfather?

I have plans for the president, she won't last for much longer.

If I go, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to kill them?

No.

Worse than that, I want them extradited.

If I had them here, in MAKTUB, the whole family...

I could do whatever I wanted to them.

Now go, and don't fail me.

J.J..

Remember, in order to extradite them,

they have to be the cause of suspicion.

And if anything goes wrong, Rodrigo, the son....

Where is everybody?

I asked them to clear the room so I could speak with you.

About what?

Doctor, you know that I've always cared about you.

J.J....

Don't you dare say that you love me. You know my heart belongs to Felix.

Just answer me this,

where would it hurt less, the left or the right?

What... What kind of question is that?

Felix?

Felix!

Did it hurt?

What...

Sit down.

What have you done?

-Again? Earthquake!

-No, no, it's happening again. -This again? Is Felix back yet?

Mom, drop the rifle, you've already shot someone.

-I'll take Samuel to the garden. -Good idea.

It doesn't look like anyone's here.

Hey guys.

Who are you?

We've met in the far side, haven't we?

-That's right. -Oh, yes, we did.

Have you come to replace Felix?

Yes, yes, yes. How about we have a little chat in here?

Thank you.

Listen, I swear that what I did to Felix was an accident.

You shot him?

Yes. How is he?

We buried him yesterday.

What? Oh, no.

He was so small, that... his ashes...

fit in a shoe box.

-Where is Gabriela? -She's upstairs with our grandma Isabel.

-My God, your mother's not dead? -No.

I have a question...

Are you Mexican?

No.

-Oh. -I'm from MAKTUB.

And who are you?

I'm Edu, their neighbor.

Yeah, he's my friend. I had to tell him everything.

Yes, but he can keep his emotions in check.

-Yes, yes. -The alarm's not going off.

Yes, of course.

Show me how you control your emotions.

Ah...

Impressive ability.

What kind of strange powers has the whole family developed lately?

Let me tell you.

Gabriela can turn invisible at will,

my husband's head lights up when he's nervous, and so does his butt,

Alejandra's strong as an ox, and my mother-in-law upstairs, levitates.

And Samuel, the dog, can climb on walls.

Yeah, and I don't have any powers, none.

Enough with the questions,

I have one for you, when will all of this be over?

Actually, I have good news.

The cosmic doorway that's in your basement will close at 10.

That's less than 10 minutes.

Oh, thank God!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, thank you! It's over. It's all over.

Thank you, Lord.

Ma'am, hand over the weapon, I don't want to end up like Felix.

Yes, of course. Thank you.

It's over, my love, it's finally over.

-I know, I know. -It's over.

Oh, you know what? I need the bracelets back.

-The bracelets? -Why?

You don't need them anymore.

Oh!

-That's right! Good riddance. -Right.

-Bye,bye. -Here you go.

Nothing in MAKTUB works.

-Oh, okay. -Very well.

Mom.

-Oh, sweetie. -Okay.

That's it.

It's finally over.

-Who is it? -It's Pedro Solas.

The Commissioner?

Yes. Open the door, doctor, this is an emergency.

I'll be out in a moment, please wait there, sir.

I'm sorry to bother you at home, doctor, but this cannot wait.

I'm not well.

Right, sorry, um...

I'm really sorry, sir, but I can't help you right now.

Commissioner?

I'm sorry. Yes, he's the Commissioner.

-It's a pleasure. I'm J.J. -Right.

I was just telling him that I can't see him right now.

-Why not? -Because we have a situation going on.

But it's so hot out here, he'll have a heat stroke.

Come in. Would you like some lemonade? Don't be shy.

Make yourself at home.

-Good morning. -Morning.

Honey, do you remember Pedro? He's my patient. My client...

Mom, Grandma's floating and she can't get in the bathroom.

Gabriela...

Hi. I'll deal with this.

Ah! You're the IRS. Commissioner!

You told her about me?

I'm your biggest fan.

I want to be the IRS. Commissioner when I grow up.

How does it feel to have people both fear and respect you?

It's... nice.

Let's go to the kitchen. We're going to talk about work,

so, please, give us some privacy.

I'm truly sorry about coming unannounced.

Don't worry about it, sir.

I told you to make yourself at home, man. Enjoy.

-But... isn't this your...? -Go right ahead...

This is a disaster. What will we do if he finds out about everything?

He won't find out, in one minute this will all be over.

The IRS Commissioner is in our house.

I think he's kinda handsome.

Gabriela, you're not allowed in the kitchen, understand?

Take care of this. I need a shower. This is all too much for me.

-I'll take care. -You're from the Beyond.

That's right; I'm here to replace Felix.

Hey, princess...

You can make yourself disappear at will, right?

I'm really sorry about this, doctor, but... I feel horrible.

I can't breathe.

You're having an acute panic attack.

Right, but what do I do?

I have a meeting with the president today.

I've spent all my life fighting for this position, and now...

Bummer!

Oopsie, I think they saw me.

Everything okay?

I just saw your youngest daughter.

Was she invisible?

-Yes. -Typical.

-It's a textbook case. -Oh!

Wow.

-I'm going to get you a valium. -Yes, please.

-Don't go anywhere. -Right.

Stay in the kitchen.

Please hurry.

What's wrong with you?

-Mom. -No, shush.

You're grounded.

Hey, when will this whole thing be over?

-In a few seconds? -Finally, come on.

-Mom. -Enough.

You must understand that, to me, that guy is what George Clooney is to you.

-You're not getting out of this one. -It's not fair!

Shush. You're grounded. Let's go.

That bastard J.J. betrayed us.

How long have you been in Earth prison?

As soon as I arrived on Earth, the mother shot me. It was an accident.

I'm sorry, it's my fault. J.J. fooled me.

No. He fooled all of us.

It's very important that we go back to Earth,

for that, we need to find the door that agent Rodriguez left open,

otherwise, the family will be doomed.

We must notify the president, the family is not at fault.

J.J.'s betrayal changes everything.

No, Felix, not the president.

She made it very clear that if the light turns red,

whatever happens, the family takes the blame.

Doctor, I think they've located the doorway.

It was here Where supposedly agent Rodriguez's grandson,

along with another boy, entered MAKTUB.

The tunnel, a doorway to planet Earth, is located in the girls' locker room

at Aladina University. I have two witnesses here with me.

Tell us, What did they look like? What did they say?

Um, they were very small and, well...

They were wearing strange clothes, but they were super nice.

Super duper nice.

Super cool, honestly.

Can you please hold my... ? Thank you.

Reporting for MAKTUB Television, Alberto Pelaez.

I'm so stupid... Of course!

The university was built on agent Rodriguez's old property.

We must hurry. Have them surround the university and don't let anyone in.

Hurry!

Felix!

Be careful, J.J. is reckless and dangerous.

So am I.

I need coordinates for the university, right now!

Please, stay behind the line. Behind the line.

One question!

Would you like to make a statement?

-One question! -Stay there.

-Where's the door? -In the corridor, sir.

-It's almost over now. -Yes.

-This is it, honey. -Why? What happened?

-It's almost 10. -Yeah.

Three,

two, one...

-Yes! -That's it. Oh, honey.

-It's finally over. -It's over.

-Oh, thank God. -It's over, Daddy.

I never got any powers.

Why won't anyone tell me what's going on in this house?

Mom, you can let go of the vase, you don't need it anymore.

Why? Do you want to see me float away like a balloon?

You're not going to float anymore. Here, give me.

Oh, mother of God!

Yes?

Take it, take it. Why?

I don't know. Gabi, disappear.

Now you want me to?

Disappear!

-No! -That means I'm still the same?

Hey, hey, put me down!

Oh no... But why?

Um, hi. We're here for Edu.

I'm J.J., a friend of the family.

Come in.

Please, make yourselves at home.

They're upstairs, but they'll be down in a moment. Take a seat.

Edu! Your parents are here.

My parents. What do we do?

Gather your things and go with them. Quickly!

Hurry up!

I'm going to give the Commissioner a valium, so he can leave.

Who's that woman?

Mom, that's my wife.

Ah! Don't do that to your father!

Dad, Dad, Dad!

What is it now?

-Boss. -Teo?

-Boss, boss. -What are you doing, Teo?

The dutchmen are coming.

When?

Right now. They're parking and on their way with the CEO.

You've gotta be kidding me!

Where have you been? I've been calling you all morning.

Don't let them in; I'll come down.

-Okay, okay. -Teo, Teo.

-Why are you dressed like that? -I'm in mourning, because of your mother.

I'm cursed. The dutchmen are here...

Why did he say about mourning?

Because they think that Grandma is dead,

and they're here to give me their condolences.

They think I'm dead?

No, no, Mom. It's a mistake, Mom.

Don't go downstairs, don't... Mom, please!

Dad, Dad, Dad!

-What? -You can't go downstairs like that.

-Why not? -Because you're...

My God, this is a nightmare!

Did Edu give you any trouble?

No, not at all, he's a sweetheart.

Where's Rodriguin?

Rodriguin will be downstairs soon.

Yeah. I don't think the 10 minutes worked. It's not happening.

-Weird. -Yeah.

For the record, I am not dead.

My mother-in-law.

We finally meet, ma'am.

Ma'am, that vase must weigh a ton, let me help you.

Don't take her vase away.

My mother-in-law loves holding it.

My grandma's going to float.

Hey.

Hello, sweetie.

-How are you, Nicolas? -Hello.

I hope you did your homework.

Ma'am, I must insist. I don't want you to get hurt. Give me the vase.

He just whacked the grandmother...

Darn it, I sure do love my grandma.

Kids.

Let's go to the kitchen, Grandma.

Good morning.

Oh, right, Pedro is another friend of the family.

-Mom, Dad, how about we get going? -What's the rush? It's Sunday.

Why don't you stay? We could play Monopoly or something.

Have we met before? Your face looks familiar.

Yeah, he gets that all the time.

Well, we have much to discuss so, bye, Edu. Goodbye.

Bye, sweetie.

-I feel terrible. -Go ahead.

I don't like the man in the striped suit, not one bit.

Nicolas, son, why don't you take your grandma to the garden?

-Ah! -Oh, okay...

I'm not well. I think it's getting worse.

You saw my mother-in-law floating, didn't you?

Yes, did you see it too?

No, I didn't, but like I said, you're a textbook case.

Here, take this valium.

No, that's not the valium. No, no.

Take one of these.

-Two, two. -Two. ..

I'll get you some water.

Honey.

I swear to you, I know that man.

Don't take it from me,

but I heard them call him Commissioner.

Commissioner?

Solas! Pedro Solas, the IRS. Commissioner.

Really? What is he doing here?

I don't know, but our company has been meeting with him.

-If my boss finds out... -Mom, Dad, can we go?

Shut up!

Get in there immediately...

and go kiss his ass like only you know.

Here we go.

Hello?

Hello, we're here to see Rodrigo.

Come in, come in.

What? No, no, no, no, no. He said he was coming out.

Wait a minute, don't go anywhere.

Dad, if the dutchmen are here, then you have to calm down.

-I can't. -Yes, you can.

I can't, because I don't understand why we still have powers.

I'll call Teo and tell him not to let them in.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Good morning.

Thank God you can speak English. How are you? I'm Teo. I work with Rodrigo.

-Why are you dressed in black? -Don't you know?

They think Isabel passed away.

What?

Alejandra just called and told me not to let them in.

Tell them that her father is very upset and appreciates their visit,

but it would be best if we all leave.

-You can't speak a word of English? -No, no, no.

-Huh? -Okay.

Thank you, thank you.

Follow me.

Rodrigo!

Your bosses are here!

Gabi, sweetie, how does Edu do it?

He goes "Ooooh, Ooooh..." and then calms down.

"Ooooh, Ooooh.

How's that?

Your butt's as red as a baboon's, and this looks like a Christmas tree.

You got the whole package.

You could be so much more than Commissioner.

Ricardo, the Commissioner doesn't like to be hassled...

Cristina, honestly,

I don't mean to bother the Commissioner,

I just wanted to say to him,

that if my secretary were, at some point, to contact your department...

I mean, my company has had the pleasure of doing business with you

thanks to my boss,

and I just wanted to ask if my secretary could call you to set up a...

Just one.

Oh, a bit of a headache?

Yeah.

Hey.

-Someone's here. -Who?

Felix!

Are you okay?

Look at my face, do I look like I'm okay?

My mom didn't want to shoot you. It was an accident.

J.J. said this would all be over at 10, and everything's still the same.

J.J. works for a very dangerous guy who hated your grandfather,

and his goal is to ruin your family.

That's why he took our bracelets.

Where's the rifle I brought?

J.J. put it in a closet, and he has the key.

Listen to me well.

What happened to your mother?

Poor thing, she passed away.

So, should I call you, or wait for your secretary?

Hey, Rodriguin!

What's with the hat?

It's just a small fever, don't worry.

Can I use your bathroom?

Yes, of course, first door through the entrance.

-We'll talk later. -I don't understand.

Who passed away?

I'm sorry?

Passed away?

I'll throw this can to the next person that says I'm dead!

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, no, no.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I had no idea.

This is for Alejandra, from 80300!

Mariachis!

You must be kidding me!

Ah! Felix!

Felix.

Felix.

J.J.

What happened to you?

Did you put your finger in the socket?

We know that you're working for Rungen Zelig.

Rungen Zelig?

You damn snake.

You're probably thinking that we 're not getting out of this one, right?

My father is lit up from head to toes, and even worse, my grandma's floating.

Everybody was freaking out.

We were going to be extradited to planet MAKTUB.

Well, friends, it's a miracle, but we did make it out.

/kept a firecracker that I had gotten from thug from school.

Felix's plan consisted of making everybody leave the house.

And my mission was to create a distraction outside.

I swear that / didn't mean for it to land there.

My car!

MY CAR!!!

At least it was enough to get Edu's parents out.

Meanwhile, J.J. y Felix engaged in an incredible fight.

Ah!

We got lucky with the dutchmen, the CEO had an itchy throat,

and he choked on a cough drop when the explosion startled him.

Using her powers, my sister brought them out of the house.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any worse...

Yuck!

That's right, my sister got him out with a kiss.

The fight was taken into the kitchen.

The reason you didn't see Gabriela,

is because her mission was to turn invisible.

Take the closet keys from J. J., give them to my mother,

so she could give the rifle to my dad.

Unfortunately, my mother messed up again,

and this time, Teo got the worst of it.

My father finally got my grandfather's instincts,

and went to the basement to help Felix.

He needed a little help so he wouldn't miss his shot.

Ah!

That only left the Commissioner, but he had taken so many Valiums,

that even a flying cow would have seemed normal.

Hey, hey, hey! Sir, help me, please!

Please!

What are you doing? Help me! Please!

Thank you for everything, Felix.

I mean... You're always welcome here, Felix.

We're going to miss you.

I want you to have my teddy bear, his name is Guzman, take good care of him.

Promise?

Okay. Come on. Thank you.

Nicolas.

Aren't you going to say goodbye?

How come I never got powers?

You didn't need them.

You always had superpowers.

Bye.

Goodbye.

And Teo?

Teo?

We're lucky he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I'll take care of it.

Forgive me if I've been a bit...

Stupid, pedantic, arrogant?

You saved my life.

Your father would've been proud of you.

Close the door.

Safe travels.

It was nothing.

Congratulations.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

-Felix, I... -Hush.

-Shall I pick you up at nine for dinner? -Yes.

Is that for me?

This?

No.

This is for you.

Everyone.

Come upstairs, there's something you have to see.

Oh, Isabel, I'll take you back to your residence.

No, Cristina, I'm not going back to that rat hole.

Come on.

Hello, everyone. I'm sure you're all surprised.

Close your mouth, son.

If you're watching this tape, it means it's all over.

I knew that / could count on all of you.

It must have been quite an adventure.

A few years ago,

I discovered that, my planet, MAKTUB, was suffering

because of the cosmic refrigerator that / left in the basement.

It was important to fix that problem, and I hope that you were able to do it.

Isabel, my love.

Yes,honey?

You pretended to be crazy for the longest time.

Hey, listen. Stop looking at me, here comes the important part.

Now listen, everyone....

the next thing I'm about to tell you is the most important part.

It's likely that in the near future you'll have to...

-It's burning. -No!

It's busted. Mom, what did he say?

-What did he say? -Tell us, Grandma, please.

Perhaps I'll tell you someday. Someday!

-What are you saying, Grandma? -Grandma!

-Tell us now! -No!

-Someday! -It seemed important.

Well, of course, it's important.

Now I should say "We lived happily ever after", right?

You're wrong.

I think that the rest of my grandfather's message was a warning.

It turns out that there was a military coup in the Far side,

and the president was arrested.

The new dictator is none other than Rungen Zelig's cousin.

And listen to what he's promised.

My first executive order.

I've asked the new vice president Rungen Zelig and his special forces

to go to planet Earth,

to capture Rodrigo Rodriguez, and bring him back to MAKTUB,

to stand trial and be imprisoned,

because someone has to pay.

That's right, friends, this story isn't over yet.

Oh, yeah.

This one goes out for the kids.

Part of the proceeds of this film will be donated to children with cancer

If I told you that two worlds exist, you'd say I'm out of my mind,

but I assure you that in my basement, there's a doorway to the far side.

Yes I've seen it. And it's amazing.

I used to complain that my life was always the same.

Now / see that things aren't What they seem,

it feels like I'm in a looney bin.

Do you think there's a solution?

All / know is that there's a door in my house...

That leads... to... the far side.

They're the Rodriguez and the far side, an ordinary family.

Grandma floats, you know What / mean?

They're the Rodriguez and the far side.

Silence, agent Rodriguez has something to say.

I want children who are sick to never loose their smile.

My father was an engineer, but turns out he was a warrior in another planet.

Do you see this bracelet that changes color?

It's my demise, someone call a priest!

Oh, it all so dangerous. Do you think they're coming?

I used to complain that my life was always the same.

Now / see that things aren't What they seem,

it feels like I'm in a looney bin.

Do you think there's a solution?

All / know is that there's a door in my house...

That leads... to... far side...

They're the Rodriguez and the far side, an ordinary family.

Grandma floats, you know What / mean?

They're the Rodriguez and the far side.

Yeah!

You play so well kid!

Never a sick child will have to loose his smile.

This one goes out for the kids.

That leads... to... far side...

They're the Rodriguez and the far side.

-Honey... -What? Oh, don't tell me I...

-Oh no! -Where are my parents?

No, why do you give it to me? Let me have it.

I can't help it. Why did you even give it to me?

Where are my parents?

-It's okay, calm down. -What about his parents?

They're fine; they're going to be okay.