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I know you're trying to set me up like you tried to do with my brothers.

But let me tell you,

even if it's me, you will never get your way.

You are trying hard to please me.

What do you want from me?

I just want your beautiful daughter.

Rebel all you want.

Then be prepared, Arty.

(When I resist my mom, but she fights back.)

There's only one copy.

Can I have it? I've been to many stores to look for this book.

Is it selling that well?

Are all moms like this?

Why?

Is your mom that overbearing?

Kind of.

But I can handle her.

I want to read the book to get new information.

It may be useful for my thesis.

If you are interested in books on this topic,

you should go to a library in Surawong.

It has interesting books with similar content.

I always go to that library.

You like books?

I'm in a book club if you wanna join.

I like books but I won't join the club.

I like reading alone.

For your information, I really want this book.

I didn't pick it to use as an excuse to get your attention.

Because you are not my type.

My heart...

Stop beating so fast.

Why do I feel like I'm falling for her?

See, Lamai?

I told you that it would work.

Word of the day for today is no one knows Arty better than I do.

I was a little worried at first.

I felt better after you told me that Arie is Arty's type.

(Arie – Beauty:10, Intelligence:10, Compatibility:10)

Why did you follow me here?

No, I didn't.

I'm here with my friend.

She came here to look for her daughter.

Mom.

Since we are best friends,

We want our kids to know each other.

But it seems like you two already know each other.

Mom, have you ever thought about my feelings?

Aunt Pim.

Please call me Auntie Pim.

Alright, Auntie Pim.

This is 2022.

I think the matchmaking thing is out-of-date.

What is the word for it?

Arranged marriage.

That's the word.

That's right. It's so outdated.

You need to stop setting me up with a girl.

You need to live in the current world.

Wait.

I am living in the current world.

I see you guys using dating applications.

I'm not old-fashioned.

I'm a Tinder Mom. I just swipe right for you.

Thank you for introducing us to know each other.

But please let us decide whether

we will develop this relationship or not.

Is this okay with you?

Okay.

I'm not the type that falls in love easily.

Then I'll leave it to you two.

If I knew that you would be avoiding me after I bought you a car,

I would never have bought it.

What else do you want from me?

Tell me that you don't like Arie.

I don't like her.

But your eyes light up. I can see that.

Look into my eyes.

I don't like her.

But your lips are shaking.

Be strong, Arty. Tell her how you feel.

If you don't fight back, you will never win this battle.

She will take away your soul.

I do not like her.

You can say whatever you want.

But you should admit that I always choose the best things for you.

But I will never fall for the girl that you pick for me.

If you try to force me to like her,

just wait and see what will happen.

Did your brothers tell you to do this?

Normally, you aren't this stubborn.

Mom, can you please let me live my life?

Alright, you can go back to the life before I started to control you.

Kathaleeya McIntosh.

Worranit Thawornwong / Atthaphan Phunsawat.

Worranit Thawornwong / Luke Ishikawa Plowden.

Sutatta Udomsilp / Tawan Vihokratana.

Directed by Ekasit Trakulkasemsuk and Pantip Vibultham.

You said it's a love story across classes.

A faceless woman falls in love with a hornless unicorn.

This is an impossible love.

You seem to be so into it.

Of course.

I'm serious about Arty.

I looked through his Instagram.

The more I look at it, the more I fall for him.

How will you get your chance?

The first you met him, he was upset with you about the sausage.

I may still have my chance.

You told me that he's odd.

Maybe he likes a woman who is unpredictable like him.

Do you have a video clip of the incident that day?

I have an idea.

Show it to me.

Hey, Mom's favorite. Are you looking for a new hobby?

Where is your surf skateboard?

You are practicing hard to get into

the Olympic team so you don't need to live here.

You should resist harder.

If I need an excuse to live outside, I won't go that far.

Because you will never leave this house.

Itch.

Arty, did you see this?

What is this? How did it become so big?

Your mom can make it even bigger.

Our mom.

You are being too chilled and let her take the lead in the game.

Why did you become quiet?

Did you get a message from a girl?

It's just a prank message.

Someone you think she's your enemy,

she may turn out to be your helper.

Itch, Thames.

Do you still keep your word that you will

support me as much as you can until I win?

Can I have your first payment of support?

Wait.

Isn't it too weird?

Hear me out first.

It's not weird if you think of it as work.

It's not human trafficking or dehumanization.

I want to hire you to be my girlfriend

and go out on a date to show my mother.

It's similar to those services on the internet,

renting a friend or a date.

I want to hire you to be my girlfriend for one day.

You want to hire me?

Yes.

You are everything opposite to my mother's preference.

My mom will be very upset if she sees you.

Did you just diss me?

No.

Wait.

My job offer has a clear job description.

You can demand your wage.

If you feel uncomfortable with anything I do, you can tell me.

Although I was upset with you,

if you agree to work for me, I guarantee that I will treat you fairly.

Who will let their sister take such a job?

Okay, I'll do it.

Why did you agree to do it so quickly?

I get him and I need money.

See you at my house this Sunday.

Just be yourself as much as you can.

Sure.

See you.

How did it turn out this way?

Maybe it's my destiny.

The hornless unicorn suddenly pays attention to the faceless girl.

You will have a hard time if you are going against Pimpattra.

How is it?

It's a party that teenagers like.

Arie won't feel too pressured to be here.

That's true.

Arie likes to party.

What occasion is this party held for?

It's a party to unveil that Arty and Arie are in a talking stage.

I don't get kids these days.

Why can't they just date instead of

wasting their time on a talking stage?

It's so complicated.

Arie is here.

Where is Arty?

I'm here all this time.

My youngest son.

Are you happy with the party?

When will you unveil the highlight of the party?

Really? I'll join you.

Welcome all of you to the party.

Today, I'll do my best to hold the party.

I want to celebrate the first day that Arty and Arie begin to see each other.

Are you really okay with the matchdoing?

It's called matchmaking.

I'm not okay with it.

He's not okay with it either.

I'm here to get it over with.

Let's think that we are here for free food and a party.

Today may be their first step in getting to know each other.

But not long from now, I'll announce their engagement.

Huh!?

Mom, what?!

You can't do that.

Because Arty is already taken.

Wait.

Who is that?

I didn't invite her.

I invited her.

View is my girlfriend.

She is the love that I chose.

Hello, Mother.

Of my boyfriend.

Arty.

Do you think I am stupid?

I can tell that you hire her to embarrass me.

I'll tell you this.

The best-selling book 'I Resist My Mom But She Fights Back',

I finished reading it.

I also bought every copy from the publisher.

He was caught from the beginning.

Isn't it the end for you too?

I thought he would handle it better than this.

He's not reliable.

I guess I need to step up and handle it myself.

What are you going to do?

I guess I need to depend on his luck.

I hope he still has some left.

I hope I still have some luck too.

Hello, Arty. My friend.

I'm back to support you.

Bam.

Hello, Aunt Pim.

Hello.

Bam, sweetie.

You came in just in time.

You hold a big party like this. Why didn't you invite me?

I would change my flight to come back earlier.

Why did you hold this big party?

She suddenly wants me to date Arie and engage with her.

Soon, she will arrange for us to get married as she has planned.

She doesn't care that teenage life means freedom.

Who is Arie?

Sorry but I'm not going to play along with our mothers' game.

That's such a waste.

Can I ask you why?

It may be because I'm dating someone else.

Who?

There.

Let me introduce myself.

My name is View Nareeya.

The important thing in my profile is that I'm Arty's girlfriend.

What?

If you want to know more about me, I'll tell you.

Arty and I have been dating for a few months.

I'm supposed to be a sophomore at the university.

What could I do when my dream and the field that I was studying were completely different?

So I decided to drop out of school.

Now, I'm working as an illustrator.

If you are interested in hiring me, please contact me.

I can do all illustration styles.

I'm View Nereeya.

That's quite loud.

She is a college dropout.

Now I get it.

You hired an underqualified candidate for the job.

This is unlike you.

Which application did you find her?

Daily-fake-date.com?

I didn't hire her.

I am dating her.

You don't know about it.

Because I only told Bam about it.

Me?

Aunt Pim, why don't you give Arty a chance to grow his love?

So people won't say that his family can't be a safe zone for him.

More importantly, today's society is raising awareness about this issue.

Because I want to be his safe zone.

So I need to pick the best things for him.

But for teenagers, freedom means they can fly anywhere.

Trial and error under the guidance of parents

is a better thing, isn't it?

I think a modern parent like you will understand, right?

Let's change the purpose of this party.

It's a party to introduce Arty's girlfriend to everyone.

Isn't it a good idea?

Everyone is okay with it, right?

Because we should give importance to his love, right?

I hope that your relationship is real.

If I find out that this relationship is just a joke,

I will never let it slide.

If I find out, don't say I'm being mean to you.

See you later.

Should we wrap up with a kiss since we made quite a scene out of it?

Don't worry, Lamai.

This is just a new lesson that we need to learn.

Mark my words.

If teenagers mean freedom,

Pimpattra means never giving up.

You bought this library?

Your mom is really spoiling you.

How far will her generosity to you go?

It's a reward that I graduated early.

It's totally worth it.

This library is perfect for a human library.

People can sit down and share their stories with me.

I'll use their stories in my thesis.

Can I use your library to do that?

No problem, my friend.

Why are you making coffee for me to drink at 1 am?

I want to show off my coffee-making skills.

Do you think business management is the only thing I learned

when I was studying in England?

I secretly took a barista class without telling my mom.

Moreover, I'm having jetlag right now.

So you need to stay awake to be with me.

Drink it slowly and tell me how I can help you.

I want my mom to believe that I'm dating View.

I couldn't believe it myself.

When did you meet her?

How did you start dating her?

Why didn't you tell me about it?

It was exactly what my mom said.

I hired View to be my girlfriend.

Don't you think the lie that helps you get

through tonight will cause you a bigger problem in a long run?

I just don't want my mom to win.

My brothers also gave me financial sponsorship.

Why didn't you talk to her?

You know my mom.

She always gets what she wants.

When I saw her trying to manipulate my brothers' lives,

I was not happy about it.

I forgot that it would be my turn one day.

I want to change her.

What do I need to do, Bam?

That will be hard.

This is a national issue.

This is a problem caused by your different needs, lack of understanding,

and generation gap.

It's a classic problem.

I don't want to let her get her way anymore.

To be honest,

It's not about whether you let her get her way or not.

The truth is your relationship is not real.

It's like you carry a fake sword as your weapon.

It looks cool but you cannot use it to attack anyone.

Are you saying that I need to date View for real?

Can you do that?

No way.

I barely know her.

It doesn't have to be a real relationship for you.

But it needs to look real for Aunt Pim.

Then what should I do?

Don't worry.

I'll be the one bringing peace to this world.

Ouch, it burns my tongue.

The next episode is about the surviving story of the hornless unicorn.

It needs to get away from being hunted by the witch.

Oh!

Can I ask you something?

Will you write that he can defeat the witch?

Based on its own power, it can't defeat the witch.

But I will give it a special weapon in this episode.

What is the special weapon?

A sword?

A gun?

A magical item?

No.

It's a person.

A person?

Wow!

You went to a big fancy party last night.

Didn't you get to eat anything there?

I didn't have time to eat anything.

I was busy dealing with his mom and playing the role of his girlfriend.

Were you happy?

Did you play the role with your inner feelings?

I was not happy at all.

I was lucky that I survived last night.

Did you get caught by Pimpattra?

Um.

To be honest, it was much harder than I thought.

At first, I thought I only needed to show up there and do my job.

That was it.

But I felt like I jumped into their family's problem.

I don't want to do this job anymore.

Why?

You get to work with someone you think he's cute and earn money from it.

Isn't that a good job?

After meeting his mother, she was so scary.

I don't know if the thing that I did

will cause more problems for him or not.

I feel sorry for Arty.

Is that so?

I can't believe that rich people also have

a problem that can make us feel sorry for them.

I think you'd better save that energy for yourself.

Why?

Where is Mom?

Close the window.

Hurry up. Close it.

What are you doing?

How much did you lose this time?

4,000 baht.

That's for the lottery tickets.

I wanted to find money to pay for it myself.

So I...

What?

I'll make it short.

I lost 4,000 baht on the lottery tickets and another 2,000 baht for football betting.

Another 2,000 baht?

Why do you need to say it so loud?

Mom.

You promised us that you would quit.

How can I quit?

It's our last hope.

If I don't buy lottery tickets, it's like I'm giving up on my dream.

Won't you feel embarrassed?

If someone says that I am stupid to do that.

It's my dream.

But I haven't got my pay for my illustration work.

What should we do?

Calm down.

(Pack your bag and bring a lot of clothes.)

(I have another job for you.)

It's not time to feel sorry for Arty.

You should feel sorry for our family.

Don't collapse yet.

Get up.

Wait. Get up.

The concept of this photo session is the first date.

The story is that

you've been talking for five days and really want to meet each other.

But if your conversation doesn't go smoothly,

you will go your separate ways.

Can I really do that?

Hey!

How can you do that?

You will end up as a couple in no time like those who are crazy in love.

Let's go. Stop complaining.

Go to the photoshoot set.

Please act naturally, showing the girlfriend-boyfriend vibes.

Got it?

Let's start by going back there.

Then you walk here while holding hands.

Let's move.

Smile and hold hands.

Go.

Hey, act more naturally. You look like mannequins.

Come on. You look so stiff.

Do it again. Act like you love each other.

Walk here and smile happily.

We finally get to meet each other.

Look into each other's eyes and smile.

Are you sure this is going to work?

It doesn't matter if it's working or not.

It will be weird if you don't have a single photo together.

We need to make evidence in advance.

Do we need to bring so many clothes here?

Stop complaining.

They will not be wasted.

Go to the next location.

You go to that ice cream shop and help each other

pick the ice cream's flavor.

Then you walk that way.

Where is the cameraman?

We are not shooting photos here.

If that's so, why did you take us here?

This is not in our agreement.

I'll charge you for overtime work.

Calm down.

Who said there would be no camera?

That is our main camera.

You know how attentive your mom is.

This will provide evidence of your dating when she is digging into it.

She will see that you are on a date together.

Then she will be shocked.

There's no other evidence that will look more real than this.

She will also see that you are here to direct our actions.

Oh!

Thank you anyway.

You should get the award 'Pimpattra's No.1 Fan'.

Is your mom that bad?

This is her basic method. She can do a lot more than that.

Is that all for today?

This is all the things I prepared for you today.

I have other things I need to take care of on your behalf.

Please take care of the human library for me.

I'll do it but I have other things I need to take care of first.

Are you sure that you don't like Arie?

If I like her, it means my mom gets what she wants.

I will never like her.

Good.

In the meantime, you should find new weapons.

Because this will be a long battle.

See you moon.

See you soon.

(5,000 baht is transferred to your bank account.)

This is a daily-employment relationship.

I'm leaving. I need to go find new weapons.

Are you trying to bribe your advisor?

I can give you more than that.

I told you that you are similar to your mom.

You develop a habit of using money to solve problems.

Dad.

Why did you come to see me?

Are you here to change your thesis's topic?

No, I'm here to confirm it.

You also got a competitive nature from her.

Dad.

I'm begging you. Please stop being sarcastic.

I was hurt by mom.

I came here in hope that I could depend on you but this is what I got.

Why do you think I can help you?

I can't even help myself.

Why not?

Mom seems to be more cautious when she is with you than anyone else.

So I want to ask you what method you use to deal with her.

The thing that you need to do is difficult.

Your mom can adapt herself to any kind of challenge.

Today's activity is held because my friend and I want to win...

We want to understand our children better.

I invited Vivian, a well-known life coach, here.

So we can share our problems and learn how to cope with them.

That's true.

I don't understand what my daughter is thinking at all.

I try to offer the best things for her but she doesn't care about it.

I'm having a headache because of it and

don't know how to fix the problem.

It's not hard to solve the problem.

First of all, you need to get to know your children better.

Not as a mother, but as a friend.

(Follow achira. Arty)

(ABSOLUTE.MIP requests to follow you.)

(Accept)

Even if it's other people's matters.

She will know everything that she wants.

She will use everyone to get what she wants.

Even though she knows it, she doesn't care about it anyway.

She always thinks that what she chooses is the best thing.

She's never asked if I want it.

She doesn't want to know it because she cares.

It's because she wants to destroy it.

My kid said he doesn't want to go to school.

What should I do about it?

That could be a problem.

What will people think about him?

If he doesn't have a degree, how will he make a living?

That's embarrassing.

The reason that he doesn't want to go to school could be

because he doesn't want to be in the educational system.

You can help him learn other skills.

My kid is addicted to socializing and screens.

That's true.

When we try to spend time with them,

It looks like we invaded their space.

In their world, there's no space for mothers like us, isn't it?

Maybe it's about timing.

Why don't you learn about the things that they are interested in?

(view.eye.view – Hire me. I'm hungry. #HornlessUnicorn&FacelessWoman)

If we can share the same interest with them, it will be a good thing.

That's the best thing.

(Please contact her for me. I have something I want to buy.)

The more I know about it, the sadder I feel.

You went through a lot more than I have.

How did you get through it?

You did well.

I was not different from someone who survived a war.

Let's drink it.

Arty.

She is so cute.

How could you hold yourself from falling for her?

If I were you, I would have...

That looks familiar.

Oh, you are Arty's future fiancée.

I've never agreed to that.

Are you sure?

Why did you come here?

Did you come here to check on Arty?

His thesis work will begin tomorrow.

How does that have anything to do with me?

I don't care about it.

Why?

Do you think I am a spy?

No.

I'm just worried about my friend's safety.

Here, this is a coffee from my café.

If you have time, you can go there and have a cup of coffee.

The coffee beans I use are selected with care.

Go tell your friend to take care of the problem.

Thank you but I don't drink coffee.

Can I trust you about Arty?

That's up to you.

(Pim is calling.)

(Arty, I think there's something fishy about her.)

(Don't trust anyone.)

(If we can come up with a plan, your mom can do it too.)

Arty.

It must be hard for you.

It's not easy to get a taxi these days.

You have to take a motorcycle taxi and then take the subway.

It must be very tiring when you try to avoid me.

It's okay with me.

I get to live my life and think about things.

I have a great offer for you.

If you take the car today,

you can enjoy a date with your girlfriend right away.

Your plan is to confuse me, isn't it?

Why do you suddenly offer to give my car back to me?

What do you want in exchange?

Gen Z people like me can handle your plan well.

Why don't you take me to meet your girlfriend sometime?

Or should we have a meal together?

No. I'm afraid that View may feel uncomfortable with it.

Don't think of me so negatively.

I only want to get to know your girlfriend.

I also want you to have a more comfortable life.

The sunlight in Thailand can kill you

if you stay outdoors for five minutes.

My baby, how can I let you get soaked in sweats and

look run down before you reach your destination?

School is hard and you also need to work on your thesis.

You must be tired from the daily traveling to school.

You are bought by her.

Mom's favorite, what did Mom bribe you with today?

Stop hesitating.

Even without Mom's support, you still have us, your brothers.

Stay strong.

Don't fall into their scheme easily.

Why do I have to live a hard life?

I take it because I don't want you to worry.

Bye.

(Phurin House)

Arty, honey.

You are worried about the car.

So you forget to be careful about other things.

Your daily-employment relationship

seems to be progressing fast.

That sounds bad.

Why don't we call it a rental girlfriend job?

It seems like an enjoyable job.

You get the money and can be with someone you have a crush on.

One day when the employment ends

and you two become strangers.

Will you be okay with that?

Come on.

Let's focus on today.

I am happy and get paid for it.

Don't overthink it.

Hello.

View, let's go out.

Okay.

I'm leaving.

Bye.

The suffering which others may view as

a small thing is always a big deal for me.

I think I got what you mean.

Thank you.

My suffering that no one understands is that...

You told me that we would go out but instead,

you took me here to help with your work.

Do you think I don't have work to do?

You said you are free.

I am free to go out, but not to do other work.

I asked you to go out because I didn't want you to stay at home.

It's dangerous to be a fixed target for my mom.

If she finds out where you live, she may go to see you at your house.

Then what should I do?

Am I working as your rental girlfriend or am I a violent criminal?

Latte is for View and green tea is for Arty.

Thank you.

Bam.

What should I do?

I took View here as I was told.

Don't tell me that this is also your plan?

Hear me out.

The plan to completely set you free from your mom,

Does the book tell you everything that we need to do?

No.

I came up with the plan myself.

I just want it to look like there's a theory behind it.

Hear me out.

From my observation, your mom is staying low-key.

I think her next move will be something big.

Is she waiting for everything to fall into place as she has planned?

If I fall into her trap, what should I do?

I start to worry about it.

Just follow my lead.

I have prepared all kinds of strategies to deal with her.

Wait until you are so desperate.

Then we can use our last resource.

What are you planning?

View.

How are you? We haven't seen each other for days.

Hello, Pim.

Directed by Ekasit Trakulkasemsuk and Pantip Vibultham.

Pim, why did you need to buy the publishing company

and the copyright of the book?

Because View is an illustrator for this book.

Hello, everyone.

This is Sun.

He will supervise the art direction and graphic design of this book.

He will be working with View.

Can you do it?

Why do I have to do all these things?