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Let the talent
extravaganza begin.
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- [singing] You better walk that
fucking duck
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- Ooh, look at her go.
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- Amethyst...
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- We saw the baby way too fast.
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- Irene Dubois...
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- I wish that it had
had a little bit more
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of a punch line at the end.
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- Anetra...
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- You better walk
that fucking dog.
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- You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Amethyst, shantay, you stay.
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Irene Dubois, sashay away.
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[dramatic music]
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[all sighing]
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- We just left
the first elimination,
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and shit has just
really got real.
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Like, who's next?
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It could be any of us.
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I mean, not me, but it
could be any of them.
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- "I left a poop in
one of your stations.
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But whomsts?"
[laughter]
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I have a feeling it might be me.
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[laughter]
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- That bitch honestly
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would shit
in somebody's station,
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maybe in my 40-inch wig.
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- Ooh.
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- Now, Miss Robin, I think
it's time you spill the beans
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about you and Miss Amethyst.
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- So Robin mentioned
it in "Untucked"
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that we used to date.
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- There was a time that me and
Amethyst dated for a short...
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[all shouting]
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For a short time.
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- Scissor sisters.
- And who broke up with who?
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- I feel like it was mutual.
We both had our...
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- They always say that.
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- Oh, Robin said you
wouldn't text her back.
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[all screaming]
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- No, no, no, no.
Wait.
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Listen.
No, I said...
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- No, but...
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- She's a bad texter,
and I am busy, bitch.
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Okay?
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- I will admit,
it was my decision
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to not pursue things further.
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Ultimately, I think we were
looking for different things.
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- And that's fine.
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As of right now, that
chapter is closed
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and will not be opening
up any time soon for me.
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- I live for the couples
therapy right now.
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[laughter]
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- Too bad we didn't
have this before.
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Maybe it would've worked.
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- Loosey, I'm also so happy
that you're still here.
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- 'Cause I know you were so...
- Thanks, babe.
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I was really worried.
Thank you.
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It's hard to hear them say,
like, you were underwhelming.
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You weren't as good
as everybody else.
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I can't wait to just,
like, go forward and...
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[sighs] I don't want to say
prove them wrong,
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because that sounds
kind of bitter.
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But, like, I kind of want to
prove them wrong.
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I do agree with the
judges that Anetra
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should have won the talent show.
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Where I disagree with the judges
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is that I was in the bottom.
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- Oh, rest in peace
to my hairline.
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- I am angry,
and I'm embarrassed.
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Before it was Loosey
coming in confident.
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And now it's Loosey pissed off.
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And when I get pissed,
I work even harder.
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These other girls
better watch out.
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[music continues]
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[both moaning]
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- That's... that's it.
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That's it, bitch.
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- This was the behind the
scenes that y'all all missed.
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[laughter]
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- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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- The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
Cosmetics
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and a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000,
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served by Cash App.
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With extra-special guest
judge Maren Morris.
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- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag
Race,"
may the best drag queen win
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Best drag queen win
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[dramatic music]
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[all imitating quacking]
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- You got to walk
that fucking duck, bitch.
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It is a new day in the workroom.
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And I am so excited
that I survived
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the first elimination.
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Both: Ooh. Sst.
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- I'm not the first out.
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So fuck you, Irene.
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[music continues]
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- Hello, hello, hello.
[all shouting]
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- Come on, paisley print.
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- My queens, did you know
that in the United States,
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3/4 of adults believe in heaven?
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- No.
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- But what heaven
actually looks like
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is still anybody's guess.
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So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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I want you to sell us your
vision of the afterlife.
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Or should I say
the "queerafter"?
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[laughter]
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Now, working in three teams,
you'll be responsible
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for coming up
with every devilish detail
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and selling it in a divinely
inspired infomercial.
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[all groan]
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- This challenge is
totally up my alley.
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I know a thing or two about
how to make a viral video.
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- All right, Anetra, you one
last week's Maxi Challenge.
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So you get to choose
team number one.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Amethyst, you survived
last week's lip sync.
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So you get to choose
team number two.
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- Oh.
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- And whoever's not picked
will form team three.
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[laughter]
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Anetra, who do you choose first?
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- Luxxamillian
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- I was like, who's
Luxxamillian?
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[laughter]
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- Anetra, who do
you choose second?
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- Sasha.
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EsTitties.
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- Who do you choose
for your last choice?
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- Marcia Marcia Marcia.
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- Honored to be
a duckling, baby.
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- All right.
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Maybe you can loan her
some false eyelashes.
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[laughter]
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Okay, Amethyst, who you
gonna choose first?
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- I think I'm gonna start
off with my good old gal pal
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- LooLoo DeLoocoo.
- Oh, God.
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- Loosey LaDuca.
Thank you.
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- Right.
- Amethyst, who's next?
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- Aura.
- Yes, of course, bitch.
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- And who's your next choice?
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- Spice.
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- Yes.
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- All right, Amethyst,
you have one more pick.
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Make it count.
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[music continues]
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- Poppy.
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- Sorry, losers.
[laughter]
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- Those words may haunt you.
[laughter]
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- Oh, they will.
- Oh, trust they will.
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[laughter]
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- Game on.
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- That means you are team three.
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Racers, start your engines.
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And may the best drag queen win.
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[music continues]
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- Acting challenge.
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- We're the leftovers.
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- Bitch, I am not a leftover.
- I'm no leftover, bitch.
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- Thank you for picking us.
- I know.
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- Thanks for picking us.
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- When I picked y'all, I was
thinking, like, who are we
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- going to have, like, fun with?
- Uh-huh.
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- Because like, if we have
fun, they're going to have fun.
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- Yeah.
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- I think because
we have Sasha Colby,
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I think you need to be God.
[laughter]
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You say, "They say
that God is a woman.
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And she is, but she's
also a drag queen."
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- Okay.
- Ooh.
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- God is a trans.
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It's a double-edged sword
when people
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are expecting a lot from you.
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But I love a good challenge.
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And I know that this brain,
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you haven't even seen
all the crazy shit.
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Okay?
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[upbeat music]
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- What do you think
a queer person,
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specifically a drag queen's,
idea of heaven is?
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Like, what are the first
things that pop into your mind?
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- Yeah, I think...
- Get your wings and a BBL.
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- [laughs]
A Brazilian butt lift.
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- Got that.
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- I was thinking,
like, gay icons.
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I can do a killer Dolly Parton.
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And it would be funny
if Dolly Parton was God.
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- Oh, everyone
loves Dolly Parton.
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- Right.
- What about facials, too?
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And then...
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- That's hilarious, I love that.
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- I think we should do, like...
- Oh, my God, I'm so...
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I'm living for you right now.
Your ideas are amazing.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Poppy is just throwing
out as much as she can.
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Loosey's also coming up with
some really brilliant stuff.
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And I'm definitely intimidated.
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- What about like...
- Yes.
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- You can get
anal bleaching on your halo.
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[laughter]
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- I'm under
the magnifying glass.
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And I don't want to
mess this one up.
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- It needs to be queer
heaven, so think gay icons.
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Think gay lingo.
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- Imagine if it was
a place for all,
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like, the hungover bitches.
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You all know the Housewives,
like, season one of Atlanta.
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- But that's why I was
saying, it really, really
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needs to stick with queer.
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I think your
mind is going too crazy.
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If you have like,
a Beyoncé look,
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if you have, like,
a ruffled coat,
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where you could be, like,
Diana Ross and, like...
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- But we'd look so fucked.
It's like, Beyoncé.
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But it's like...
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- No, because we look sickening.
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- No, no.
That's like, the comedy.
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It's like, that's Beyoncé.
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And it kind of looks like her.
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And there's, like, a name.
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And it's like the
cracked-out Beyoncé, like...
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- I'm just going to do
this for my own sanity.
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I'm going to move
you down to the end.
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- Let's go.
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- If you keep shoving
your two cents in,
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I think I'm going to go insane.
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Okay.
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I just kind of have to
put my foot down
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so I can finally get
my two cents in.
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We need to get
through everything,
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write it all down to figure
out the beginning, the middle,
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the end, what we
are doing per point,
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and then finalize it on this.
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- Jax decides to step
in as the leader,
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so I let her take over.
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It is what it is,
because I can already see
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where this is going.
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- I think it would be so
funny if in the strokes...
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I know I'm...
Disregard me while you do this.
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- Yeah.
Let's just...
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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Like, if you keep talking over...
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- Okay, I'll write it down.
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- Yeah, just so you
don't forget it.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Um...
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Okay, so...
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- Being separated
from Spice right now,
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I honestly need my
emotional-support Bratz doll
253
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,388
because Spice would never
make me feel overlooked
254
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,223
like these girls just did.
255
00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:20,393
I was not expecting to feel
like an outsider already.
256
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:23,229
What, it's week two, and I'm,
like, kicked to the curb?
257
00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,964
- It's like, we
didn't try to, like...
258
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,909
- Look at your sister's face.
- Pussyfoot around.
259
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,777
- She does not look happy
with what they're doing.
260
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,336
- Oh, yeah.
Sugar is not...
261
00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:31,971
- She's sucking
lemons over there.
262
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,740
- So even though me and Sugar
aren't on the same team,
263
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,209
we're on the same team,
you know what I mean?
264
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,844
I'm like, me, okay I'm fine.
265
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,814
But her, we got to worry
about her.
266
00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,884
- So you are team...?
267
00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,285
- Leftovers.
- Leftovers.
268
00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,154
- Yeah.
- Bitch, it is go time.
269
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,054
Whatever we're going
through in that workroom,
270
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,624
we better all put
on our game face.
271
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,160
Smile, even though you can't
stand some of these bitches.
272
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,795
And let's do the damn thing.
273
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,431
- Okay. So let's set up
the first scene.
274
00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,731
What does the scene look like?
275
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,602
- Malaysia leading through
276
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,537
with what the Drag Hagatory is.
277
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,181
- So you want the boys
in there with you?
278
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:09,375
- Yeah. We wanted them,
like, at the bar.
279
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,843
- Where's the bar?
280
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,411
- It would be behind us.
281
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,790
And so, as they're walking in,
you start handing them to us.
282
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:15,881
We'll cheers with them.
283
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,450
You actually take it, though.
284
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,994
- Should we be pretending to,
like, talk and then we see her
285
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:19,919
- and, like...
- Yeah.
286
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,053
- Like...?
- Okay.
287
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,090
This is not going to be great.
288
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,059
- Join our Queens and have
a bottomless cocktail.
289
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:30,563
- Time to get Tipsy Girl Tunia.
- Girl, hey!
290
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,967
- Cheers.
291
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,004
Oh, wait.
Maybe I'm white-girl wasted.
292
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,140
Let's keep doing shots.
293
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,275
Now that we're on set
and I'm realizing, wait,
294
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,344
these girls were being judgy
to me
295
00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,613
and completely shafted me.
296
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,790
They actually have
nothing prepared.
297
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,116
Like, where are the lines?
298
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,460
You guys needs to
keep doing shots.
299
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,761
Keep doing that.
Drinks are on me.
300
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,286
[indistinct chatter]
301
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,089
- Cut. You know it's just a
three-minute commercial, right?
302
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,400
- Yeah, I was going
to say, that felt
303
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,059
like a full-length feature.
[laughs]
304
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:04,697
Honestly, this concept is
not coming across at all.
305
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,799
We are in deep water right now.
306
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,801
[dramatic music]
307
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:11,370
- Hello.
- Hi, Team Anetra.
308
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,173
Who wants to tell me
what your vision is?
309
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,208
- We're going to
take you through some
310
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:20,780
of the amenities this glamorous
afterlife has to offer.
311
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,057
I don't want to
give away too much.
312
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,717
- Okay.
So let's go.
313
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:27,620
Here we go, three,
two, one, action.
314
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,089
- Where am I?
315
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,625
- Oh, honey, you're...
Oh, wait, sorry.
316
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,460
[laughs]
317
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,995
I totally blanked.
What is my line?
318
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,763
- You're dead.
- Oh, that's right.
319
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,098
- Duh.
- Okay.
320
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,966
- So you all think
that you will be like,
321
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,369
oh, if I had this challenge,
I'd be, like, so good.
322
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,937
And then you're there.
323
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,840
And it's like, all the
nerves just kicked in.
324
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,775
- And action.
325
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,143
- Oh, where am I?
326
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,378
- Oh, honey.
327
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,914
- You're dead.
- Cut. Do it again.
328
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,582
I know you can do
it better than that.
329
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,218
- She's telling me, I know
you can do this better.
330
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,921
I know you can deliver it
better, so do it.
331
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,390
I'm such a perfectionist,
so when I get a note,
332
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,925
I just want to die.
333
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:09,628
And I feel like everybody
can tell
334
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,430
that I'm maybe not God.
335
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,966
[music continues]
336
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,701
- Hi.
337
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,437
- Hi, Team Amethyst.
- Who came up with that name?
338
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:21,006
I'm really excited
to be directed by Michelle.
339
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,675
Since I wrote a lot
of the jokes,
340
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,643
I want to see
if she enjoys my humor,
341
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,979
'cause while we can be
sitting there and being like,
342
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,181
oh, my God, this is so funny,
ultimately we're trying
343
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,382
to make the judges laugh.
344
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,252
- Let's go, in three,
two, one, action.
345
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,521
- Leave your pills, poppers,
and lackluster hookups
346
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:36,622
at the door.
347
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,624
- We offer
an all-day drag brunch.
348
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,060
You could have a mimosa
in a mimosa.
349
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,429
- [laughs]
- Cut.
350
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,398
So the comedy is
you're in a mimosa?
351
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,834
- Yeah.
[laughter]
352
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,569
- Okay.
353
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,239
- [groaning]
354
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:57,543
[awkward music]
355
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,711
- Hiya.
356
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,379
Girl, are you gay?
357
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,682
Do you slay?
358
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,619
- Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
359
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,187
You need to pop out and go back.
360
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,287
- Okay.
Yeah.
361
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,357
- I'm sorry.
- Are you gay? Boom.
362
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,691
You slay? Boom.
363
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,026
- This needs to be quicker.
364
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,937
Should I make a gagging noise
before he leaves?
365
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,263
- That would be helpful.
- Okay.
366
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,698
- If we don't get this
Amethyst thing right,
367
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,200
we're going to have
to cut my joke.
368
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,235
And I'm really not
cool with that.
369
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,371
- Here we go.
Action.
370
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,373
- Hi, girl.
Are you gay?
371
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:29,942
Do you slay?
372
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,546
And are you gagging?
373
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,082
- [gagging]
374
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,984
- Cut.
375
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,120
- I don't hear Michelle
laughing a lot.
376
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:45,958
You know, last week when I
didn't hear a lot of laughing,
377
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,893
it didn't really
end well for me.
378
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,762
- Let's try it again.
379
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,831
Get the timing in there.
380
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:57,503
[music continues]
381
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,372
- Looks like someone
is going to heaven.
382
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,541
- And somebody's
going to hell, girl.
383
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,161
- Baby, it's a new
day in the workroom.
384
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,179
And, ooh, the judges are going
to watch our infomercial.
385
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,615
I'm excited because I'm very
confident with my group.
386
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,518
[music continues]
387
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,029
- So, Sugar, how do you
feel like your group
388
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,921
- went yesterday?
- I don't know.
389
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,923
Like, they were just
being so, like, serious
390
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,226
and, like, to the book.
391
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,861
I was like,
I wanted to shake them.
392
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,563
Like, they were going to...
I'm like, it's fun.
393
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,232
It's drag.
'Cause you know us.
394
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,576
We just throw things at the wall
395
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,777
and be like,
"Oh, we'll do this."
396
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,911
I'm used to working with you.
397
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,079
- We have the same
sense of humor.
398
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,480
- We have the same
energy and humor,
399
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,407
so, like, you're my favorite
person to work with.
400
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,409
I'm used to being a duo.
401
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,845
You only shine as bright
as the people next to you.
402
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,214
And I was really trying to
set them up for good jokes.
403
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,217
But it seems like they weren't
picking up any of the things
404
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,619
I was throwing at them.
405
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,654
Like, Michelle was
really liking ideas and stuff.
406
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,398
And I, like, felt bad
about it because they
407
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,424
didn't like my ideas while
we were in the workroom.
408
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,859
- Right, right.
409
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,362
- I'm just not good at, like,
standing up for myself.
410
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,702
- Oh, good Lord.
- I don't know.
411
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,832
- I don't like it.
- Stand up for yourself.
412
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,734
Think about how
you would stand up for me.
413
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,269
Stand up for yourself.
414
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,505
[music continues]
415
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,474
- Jax, how do you
feel about your group?
416
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,644
- It was a lot
of big personalities.
417
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,247
And it was a lot
of spitballing ideas
418
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:18,450
and no one really, like,
formalizing to write it down.
419
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,919
- Decide it.
420
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,455
- And so I essentially had
to write the entire outline
421
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,790
and the script myself.
422
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,226
- Do you personally feel
like you did a good job?
423
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,594
- I feel like I did a good job.
424
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,765
But my role was physical
rather than vocal.
425
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:33,999
- Vocal.
426
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,168
- I couldn't really
tell you Jax's character.
427
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,603
- [groans]
428
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:41,607
- I think she was more
focused on yelling at everyone
429
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,776
than focusing on how
she was going to make
430
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,711
her character interesting.
431
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,315
[music continues]
432
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,952
- So since this challenge
was kind of around religion,
433
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,332
is anyone, like,
super religious?
434
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,690
- I Identify as, like,
Christian and Baptist.
435
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,626
Like, growing up,
I was in the choir.
436
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,895
And then eventually I was like,
437
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:07,299
I feel maybe attracted
to, like, other guys.
438
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:11,270
But that's something, like,
I battled for a real long time.
439
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,406
I used to, like, pray all
the time, like, Oh, God.
440
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,041
Like, I don't want to be gay.
441
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,277
I knew that it was always
said in the church,
442
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,845
to be gay was a sin.
443
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,948
So it was something
that I was like,
444
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:26,585
why would God make me feel
like this when it's not right?
445
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,921
It was, like, something that
I battled with
446
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:33,359
for a very,
very, very, like, long time.
447
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,294
- Girl.
448
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,564
[serious music]
449
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,033
- The whole time, I was really
putting a lot of pressure
450
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,301
on myself,
451
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,204
because I just felt
like, I was going to be
452
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,538
looked at as a hypocrite.
453
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,708
Me growing up in church,
I was so scared that, like,
454
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,012
I would be, like,
denied or shunned away.
455
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,614
Like, because, like, we see
you in church every week,
456
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,183
like, how dare you...
How dare you, you know,
457
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:01,220
be a part of that
lifestyle, you know?
458
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,388
[sniffles]
459
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,090
[somber music]
460
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,393
My family accepted
me with open arms
461
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,395
and didn't look at
me, like, differently.
462
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,297
And I'm, like, really,
really, like, blessed.
463
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,866
My mom, she encourages me.
464
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,169
She makes me feel so good
about any and everything.
465
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:21,907
And that's the only validation
that I've ever cared for.
466
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,643
[crying] It just makes me
want to make her proud
467
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,779
and do things
for her, like, ugh.
468
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,681
[music continues]
469
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,083
- I really identify with you,
470
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:34,019
because, like, I had a very,
very similar experience.
471
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:38,257
But, like, my parents weren't
as accepting as yours.
472
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,192
My parents had a
lot of homophobia,
473
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,593
especially with religion.
474
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,104
And my mom pretty much told
me, like, if you're gay,
475
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,263
you're going to hell.
476
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,265
And all gay people
get AIDS and they die.
477
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,168
And, like, so, you might as
well just hide who you are.
478
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,103
One day when I came home
from one of my gigs,
479
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,538
my mom had found my drag
480
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,015
and, like,
had it scattered on the table.
481
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,050
And she was like,
I'm not going to have
482
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,074
any of this gay shit.
483
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,452
I'm not going to
have any of this.
484
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,777
This is against what God wants.
485
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,446
And you're going
to go burn in hell.
486
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:04,083
So that's when I was
like, girl, I got to go.
487
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,951
As a teenager, as someone
who's a gay person,
488
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,020
you're already getting
it from all ends
489
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,431
when you're not
around your family.
490
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:13,058
[voice breaking]
And, like, for me...
491
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,860
for...
492
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,795
for your family to
be your first bully
493
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,064
- is, like, a lot to handle.
- Yeah.
494
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,267
- So, when I was 17, I...
495
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,603
cut off all contact
with my family.
496
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:28,941
And I, like, was pretty
much homeless for a minute.
497
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,952
And, like, I had to really,
like, figure out life
498
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:31,877
for myself.
499
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,279
I was 17 years old, on my own.
500
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,048
And thank God I had found drag.
501
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,917
And I went from one gig,
which led to the next,
502
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,018
which led to the next.
503
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,854
And that's how
I supported myself.
504
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,794
- The greatest part
about this whole experience
505
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,493
is that, you know, we get
to gain a whole new family.
506
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,761
Like, even if we don't feel
507
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,663
loved and accepted
on the outside,
508
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,799
like, we create our own space,
our own world,
509
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,100
our own community.
510
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,703
And we get to become,
like, those people, like,
511
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,205
that have each other
back regardless.
512
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,616
- Meeting my drag
family allowed me
513
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,477
to have people around me
who I genuinely felt like
514
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,246
I mattered to and who saw me
515
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,648
for who I was
and did not judge me.
516
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,117
It sounds so cheesy
or so crazy, but, like,
517
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,052
drag is my entire life.
518
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,521
- With that being said, child,
519
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,223
all that praying and
all this crying,
520
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,792
thank God it's a gay heaven.
[laughs]
521
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,295
- Can I get an Amen, everybody?
522
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,435
- All: Amen!
- Amen, bitch!
523
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,765
Oh.
[laughter]
524
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:33,639
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
525
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,416
- [singing] Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk
526
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:48,120
Head to toe, let
your whole body talk
527
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,488
[applause]
528
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,989
Act what?
529
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,226
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
530
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,094
Michelle Visage,
531
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,597
now, do you believe
in love after life?
532
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,432
- Ru, snap out of it.
533
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,100
- I will take that as a yes.
534
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,735
[laughs]
535
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,940
It's the queen of
all social media, Ts Madison.
536
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,141
- Hey, Ru.
537
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,976
- Maddie, what is
your idea of heaven?
538
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,511
- Well, I'm a dog.
539
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,080
And, uh... [chuckles]
I know I'm going to heaven.
540
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,248
- [laughs]
541
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,649
- It's full of bones.
Woof.
542
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,685
- [laughs]
- Whoo, okay.
543
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,354
And the fantastic Maren Morris.
544
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,256
Welcome to my church.
545
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,824
- Can I get a halle-loo?
546
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,192
Both: Halle-loo.
547
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,760
[laughs]
548
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,329
This week we challenged
our queens
549
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,265
in their very own
heavenly infomercials.
550
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:37,936
And tonight on the runway,
category is Metallica.
551
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:42,241
Racers, start your engines and
may the best drag queen win.
552
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,945
[singing]
The world is your runway
553
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,513
[music continues]
554
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,116
Up first, Anetra.
555
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,752
- I'm serving you on
a hot silver plate,
556
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,521
Charlize Theron
mixed with Lady Gaga,
557
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,390
fresh landed
from "Chromatica."
558
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,426
- Did somebody order
a lesbian baked potato?
559
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:02,928
[laughter]
560
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,296
Sasha Colby.
561
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:08,600
- I am giving you silver
phoenix, Miss Universe,
562
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,168
going out like a bird of prey.
563
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,937
- Sexy mother-clucker.
564
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,905
[laughter]
565
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,208
- Salina EsTitties.
566
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,709
- You know what she speaks?
- What?
567
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,812
- Sign language.
[laughter]
568
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,381
- I'm a girl from the streets.
569
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,559
So, obviously, my metal was
going to be street signs.
570
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,984
I am walking down this runway
571
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,154
like the only streetlamp
on the block.
572
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:32,157
- Luxx Noir London.
573
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,159
- I wanted to give metal
that looked like it
574
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,028
was just moving and falling.
575
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,164
I really do look
like Sanosha Deluxe.
576
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,366
- She's ready to mount Olympus.
577
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,235
- Her Olympus is on fire.
578
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,203
[laughter]
579
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,339
- Marcia Marcia Marcia.
580
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,807
- Well, it looks
like she listened
581
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,810
to the makeup comment, but
she only got it on her nose.
582
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,445
- Uh-huh.
583
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,914
- My look is an ode to one
of my favorite characters
584
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,191
from one of my favorite movies...
585
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:58,684
The Tin Man
from "The Wizard of Oz."
586
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,653
Baby, we're giving down
that yellow brick road.
587
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,088
- Amethyst.
588
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:07,092
- I am looking like this
beautiful golden goddess.
589
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,261
I feel like someone
dipped me in gold
590
00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:11,063
and I'm a walking Emmy.
591
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,331
- Le-amazing.
592
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,934
- Note to self, never
perm your own hair.
593
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,569
[laughter]
594
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,404
Princess Poppy.
595
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,607
- Her pussy is on sapphire.
[laughter]
596
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,711
- This look, it's a
little bit of slutty R2D2.
597
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:30,215
She is a futuristic space bitch.
598
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,450
- Spice.
599
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:32,784
- I hit the runway
600
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:35,821
giving you full Judy Jetson
hooker fantasy.
601
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,956
I'm hoping that my
dog doesn't run away.
602
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,758
- He's going to need
some doggy bags.
603
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,027
[laughter]
604
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,195
- Aura.
605
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,897
- I can see her emerald
titties, baby.
606
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:48,600
- My concept is a moon goddess,
607
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,536
very, like, Power Rangers,
very ethereal.
608
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,739
- I think she's trying
to squeeze out a fart.
609
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,607
[laughter]
610
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,175
Loosey LaDuca.
611
00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,077
- The inspiration behind my look
612
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,647
is a intergalactic warrior
who still has
613
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:04,182
time to go to the hair salon.
614
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,752
- She's your best Judy Jetson.
615
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,620
[laughter]
616
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,855
- Jax.
617
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:12,657
- I am paying homage
to my namesake,
618
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,259
Jax from "Mortal Kombat."
619
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,695
I am coming out
with my cyborg arms,
620
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,397
making sure that
these judges know
621
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,031
that I'm here to really play.
622
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,701
- Full Metal Jax.
623
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,503
Robin Fierce.
624
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:27,072
- It's like I am the
melanated warrior goddess.
625
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,416
You look at me, and you're like,
626
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,760
oh, I don't want to mess
with her.
627
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,977
But, bitch, she looks good.
628
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:32,978
- You know where she works?
629
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,080
- Where?
- The Javelin Center.
630
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,182
[laughter]
631
00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,618
- Mistress Isabel Brooks.
632
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:42,387
- I love to mix streetwear
with high fashion.
633
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:45,357
I'm a big bitch, but I'm going
to give you even bigger drag.
634
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:48,260
- Are y'all on Linkedln?
[laughter]
635
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,628
- Dick Cheney's daughter?
636
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,763
- She's one of the Cheneys,
Mistress Cheney.
637
00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:53,198
- Yes.
[laughter]
638
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:54,499
- Ladies and gentlemen, Sugar.
639
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,035
- This is my intergalactic
pop-star,
640
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,171
"Bratz Doll on the moon"
fantasy.
641
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,606
I am giving you
funkadelic fashion.
642
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:04,176
- These are the new
employee uniforms for Sonic.
643
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,111
- Oh, my God, that
makes me hungry.
644
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,346
Do you serve hot dogs?
[laughter]
645
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,683
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.
646
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,219
- I'm giving metal goddess.
647
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,822
The chains are
draping from the hips.
648
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,124
I am giving waist.
I am giving face.
649
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,826
Aha.
650
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,862
- Girl, you're going to
set the metal detector off.
651
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,832
[laughter]
652
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,667
- Welcome, queens.
653
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,670
It's time for your
heavenly commercials.
654
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,673
First up, Team Anetra.
655
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,541
- They say God is a woman.
656
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,009
[chuckles]
And I am.
657
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:40,011
[laughter]
And I'm also a drag queen
658
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:44,549
and your personal guide
to life's ultimate after-party.
659
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,852
[screaming]
[laughter]
660
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,488
- [gasps]
661
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,856
Where am I?
662
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,090
- You're dead.
663
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,992
- But one minute
I was jumping off a box.
664
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,895
And... I died a local girl?
665
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,731
- Here, every drag queen's
a superstar.
666
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,968
Let's show you our amenities.
667
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:06,238
- Here in paradise, each and
every one of our little
668
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,074
drag superstars gets a
complimentary consultation
669
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,577
with a "licensed"
drag-queen therapist.
670
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,779
Okay, sweetheart.
You are perfect.
671
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,881
You are beautiful.
672
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:17,616
You look like Linda Evangelista.
673
00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,885
And in my professional
opinion, you are wearing
674
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:21,119
just enough makeup.
675
00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,387
- Thank you.
676
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:25,156
- Wow, that's so nice
of you to do all that.
677
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,759
But where's the party?
I want to turn up!
678
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,662
- I got just the place.
679
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:33,465
- After a lifetime
of busting this back,
680
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:36,101
I'm finally doing
something that I love...
681
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,136
Absolutely nothing!
682
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,236
Just watch.
683
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,640
[drumroll]
684
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:45,277
[cheering]
685
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:48,378
- You mean to tell me that
they're tipping her
686
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,948
all that "cointata"
for doing nothing?
687
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,384
What is this place?
688
00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,085
- Uh, look over there!
689
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:55,520
[laughter]
690
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,957
- We offer complimentary
plastic surgery
691
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,559
to keep you looking your best.
692
00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:03,094
- I want some of that!
I want some of that!
693
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,396
- Oh, don't worry, honey.
694
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,399
You'll get some of that.
695
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:10,835
So aren't you living
for this afterlife?
696
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,237
- Hello.
697
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:13,605
I'm Salina.
698
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:17,075
I looked into the light
and found myself here at...
699
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,745
Where am I again?
700
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,848
All: Palm Springs!
701
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,351
- The afterlife is
in Palm Springs?
702
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,421
- Where drag queens go to die.
703
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,122
Cheers.
704
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:33,925
[laughter and applause]
705
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:36,928
- Next up, Team Amethyst.
706
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:38,296
- Hey, girl.
707
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:39,864
Are you gay?
708
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,034
Do you slay?
709
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:46,404
And are you gagging?
710
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:49,207
- [gagging]
711
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,179
- Well, do we have
the place for you.
712
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,915
Follow us over the rainbow.
713
00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,717
It's heaven for fa...
714
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:00,318
Queer people.
715
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:03,788
- Located between clouds six
and nine, all you need to do
716
00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:07,158
is follow the dirt road
up to the G spot.
717
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:08,727
I mean...
718
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,429
God spot.
[chuckles]
719
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:14,599
- It's a luxury
resort that includes...
720
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:18,069
- Cheek filler and cheek filler.
721
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,270
[wolf whistle]
722
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,173
- Anal bleaching on your halo.
723
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:23,908
[heavenly music]
724
00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:26,344
- And, of course, facials.
725
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:32,651
And facials.
726
00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:34,919
Mmm.
727
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:38,456
- Leave your pills, poppers,
and bad hookups at the door,
728
00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:41,626
because here we have all
the fun you'll ever need.
729
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,895
- We offer
an all-day drag brunch.
730
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,598
You could have a mimosa
in a mimosa.
731
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,533
- And best part of all...
732
00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:51,436
An exclusive
meet and greet with God.
733
00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:54,639
- Oh, howdy, y'all.
It's me, Dolly Parton.
734
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:57,242
Now, if you'd like to
join us over the rainbow,
735
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:01,112
just call 1-800-925.
736
00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:03,715
[banjo playing]
737
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:06,651
[laughter and applause]
738
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,154
- And now Team Leftovers.
739
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,423
[heavenly music]
740
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,957
- I think she tried
to death drop,
741
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,726
- but she just dropped dead.
- [gasps]
742
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,995
- Oh, my God, are you
guys drag queens?
743
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:20,598
I'm a drag hag,
and I love the BLT community.
744
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,268
- Well, honey, you've
come to the right place.
745
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,471
Welcome to Drag Hagatory.
746
00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:29,407
Here, we have
bottomless cocktails,
747
00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:31,910
eternal lip syncs,
748
00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:34,746
and endless meet and greets.
749
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,381
- Can you, like, do
my makeup first?
750
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,484
My makeup artist is gay,
and I love James Charles.
751
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:40,584
- Of course.
- Yay.
752
00:28:40,618 --> 00:28:42,120
[both laugh]
753
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,330
- Let's go over here to the bar,
754
00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:44,255
have a drink with the girls.
755
00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:45,757
- Drink up.
Come on, girl.
756
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,301
Don't worry, we have
another one right here.
757
00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:49,060
- You're so nice.
- Cheers, babe.
758
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,261
- Oh, no.
759
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:53,164
I think I'm, like, always...
760
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:55,066
[sad music]
761
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,434
[thunder booms]
762
00:28:56,534 --> 00:29:00,805
- Robin, Jax, the time has
come for you to lip-synch
763
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,007
for your afterlife.
764
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:04,843
[dramatic tone]
765
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,277
[upbeat music plays]
766
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,012
- Oh, my God, you
guys are fierce.
767
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,013
You're sickening, mamas.
768
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:10,448
[speaks indistinctly]
769
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:13,351
Do it again, do it again.
770
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:15,153
All: Again?
771
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,354
- Yeah, I did, like...
772
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,490
Oh, my God, the
queens on RuPaul.
773
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,727
You have Silky, Eureka,
Sh'Angela, and Jade...
774
00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:24,963
- Do the lines, do the line.
- Girl, just go with it.
775
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:26,063
- Munch, munch.
776
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,465
Crunch, crunch.
777
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,334
- "Proportionizing"!
778
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,602
- Sha-blam.
779
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,703
- Look over there.
780
00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:33,013
- Oh, my God, you
guys are so pretty.
781
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,317
- Would you like
a picture, baby?
782
00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:35,673
Okay, one, two, three.
783
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,275
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
784
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,443
- Bye.
785
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:40,278
- Wait, one more...
One more picture.
786
00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:43,515
One more picture.
787
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,649
- Give us a call.
788
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,851
This could be
heaven for you and...
789
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,419
all: Hell for us.
790
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,255
- It was the best day ever!
791
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,524
I love drag queens!
792
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,125
- We'll see you soon.
793
00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:55,393
Give us a call.
794
00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:59,297
[applause]
795
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:00,498
- All right.
796
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,967
This week you competed as teams.
797
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:07,305
But tonight you'll be
judged individually.
798
00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,341
Welcome, queens.
I've made some decisions.
799
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:12,076
[dramatic music]
800
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:17,682
Anetra, Salina EsTitties,
Marcia Marcia Marcia,
801
00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:21,152
Spice, Aura Mayari,
802
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:25,657
Robin Fierce,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
803
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:31,329
Sugar, Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,
804
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,832
you are all safe.
805
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,800
[all sigh with relief]
806
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,069
Ladies, you may leave the stage.
807
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,072
[upbeat music]
808
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:43,641
[dramatic music]
809
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:47,078
Now it's time for the
judges' critiques,
810
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,981
starting with Sasha Colby.
811
00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,450
- You were a joy to direct.
812
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,086
Anytime I gave you anything,
you listened.
813
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,056
- Every time you did
the neck thing,
814
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:01,893
I laughed
because it is so stupid.
815
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,428
- I love this look, honey.
816
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:07,432
It's giving me very metallic
phoenix rising from the asses.
817
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,701
[laughter]
818
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:12,270
- I personally expect
a lot from you, Sasha.
819
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:16,774
So, so far, you've been off
to a very strong start.
820
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,878
- Up next, we've got
Luxx Noir London.
821
00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:22,347
- Hi.
- I love your outfit.
822
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,116
Hands down, my favorite
look of the night.
823
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,319
- In the afterlife,
I thought you were wonderful.
824
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,154
- You are wearing
just enough makeup.
825
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:32,790
- And you have a gayness to
you that is gayer than gay.
826
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,225
[laughter]
827
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:38,162
- And you just gave me
psychiatrist realness, darling.
828
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,265
- Thank you.
- And you ate it up.
829
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:42,533
- Up next, Amethyst.
830
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,469
- If you're going to
do the lewd thing,
831
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,070
I feel like it has to land.
832
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,373
And I kind of feel like
they went too long.
833
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,473
And they didn't land.
834
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,909
And they just got
kind of awkward.
835
00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:53,845
- Yeah, I agree.
I love blue humor.
836
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:56,147
It just wasn't funny enough.
837
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,416
- I want to give you a tip
on contouring your nose.
838
00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:01,686
You have a beautiful nose.
839
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:03,321
- Can I politely disagree?
840
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,856
- Of course you will.
- [laughs]
841
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,291
- I love your nose.
- Thank you.
842
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,159
- But the way you contour it,
it's too dark.
843
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,160
- Okay.
844
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,337
- You don't need
to make it thin.
845
00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:11,763
It's like you're
trying to hide it.
846
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,998
- I am. [laughs]
- Don't.
847
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,800
That's what makes you different.
848
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,602
- Yeah.
- I'm a nose queen, too.
849
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:19,570
I fucking love your nose.
850
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,439
It's gorgeous.
851
00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:22,440
- Thank you.
852
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,976
- Up next, Princess Poppy.
853
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,779
- In the infomercial,
I kept losing you.
854
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,480
And it's kind of like
the kiss of death.
855
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:32,750
You don't want to be lost
in these things.
856
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:35,987
- The runway look is nice.
It's simple.
857
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,790
But look at the rest of
the girls next to you.
858
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:42,360
Girl, you need to be sparkling
and more over the top.
859
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,729
You got to step
your pussy up a bit.
860
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:47,231
- Up next, Loosey LaDuca.
861
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:49,400
- For your challenge,
you killed it.
862
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,835
- 925.
863
00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,103
- You wore Miss Dolly out.
864
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:54,238
- Yeah, you did
something very smart.
865
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:57,742
You know that you can do Dolly,
and it was very funny.
866
00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:00,845
It was my favorite part
of that infomercial.
867
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:05,149
- I love this, like,
rainbow Judy Jetson look,
868
00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,194
'cause a lot of people
went, like, gold or silver.
869
00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:08,853
And you were like,
I want all of it.
870
00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,122
- You were in the bottom
last week.
871
00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:14,292
And here you are tonight,
looking fabulous.
872
00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:17,061
And I look forward
to more of Loosey LaDuca.
873
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,062
- Hey!
874
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,831
- Up next, Jax.
875
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:23,301
- In your infomercial,
I think I was distracted
876
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:24,601
by what was going on visually,
877
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:29,340
with the way that you don't pad
and don't cinch.
878
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,109
- Your look was
all over the place.
879
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:32,753
Girl, what's going on
with her eye makeup?
880
00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:34,278
And what's going
on with her hair?
881
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,446
Like, what's the tea?
882
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,615
I did not want to
go to that Heaven.
883
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:41,619
- However, your runway look
tonight is incredible.
884
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:43,154
I thought it was very, like,
885
00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:46,424
MTV VMA awards show
performance look.
886
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,159
- Thank you.
887
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:51,496
- The infomercial you were in,
it was very confusing.
888
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,698
What was your input
in the infomercial?
889
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:55,900
- I probably had,
in the writing,
890
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,402
one of the larger parts.
891
00:33:57,502 --> 00:34:00,471
Most of my team just kind
of kept spitballing ideas.
892
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,907
And there wasn't a lot
of organization to it.
893
00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,609
- I don't remember
any of your lines.
894
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,044
What were your lines?
895
00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,579
- Some of them got lost
as some of the other girls
896
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,048
were improv-ing a bit.
897
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,650
And some of the cues
were missed.
898
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,853
And my lines wouldn't have made
sense if they were said with...
899
00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:17,889
- Sure.
Yeah.
900
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,857
Thank you.
901
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,759
Thank you, ladies.
902
00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:25,463
While you enjoy delicious
HOUSE OF LOVE cocktails
903
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,698
and mocktails in the workroom,
904
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,201
the judges and I will
deliberate.
905
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:36,374
Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
906
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:39,811
[dramatic music]
907
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,746
Loosey LaDuca...
908
00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,614
you're safe.
909
00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:47,318
You may join the other girls.
910
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:50,455
Luxx Noir London...
911
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:51,989
you are safe.
912
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,859
- Thank you so much.
913
00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:57,528
- Sasha Colby...
914
00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:00,498
you cracked the code.
915
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,400
Condragulations,
you are the winner
916
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,734
of this week's challenge.
917
00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:05,837
[cheers and applause]
918
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,207
- I just won the challenge!
919
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:13,578
- You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.
920
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,146
- I just won some cash.
921
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,014
Bitch, I can pay
for my fucking costume.
922
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,450
[laughs]
923
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,519
[dramatic music]
924
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:25,189
- Amethyst,
Princess Poppy, Jax...
925
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,493
we are all rooting for you.
926
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:31,195
But y'all better
step your pussy up.
927
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,997
[music continues]
928
00:35:33,097 --> 00:35:34,298
Jax...
929
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:36,634
[music continues]
930
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,336
You are safe.
931
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:39,804
- [sighs]
932
00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:42,473
- You may join the other girls.
933
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:46,244
- Thank you so much.
I won't disappoint you again.
934
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:49,180
- Princess Poppy, Amethyst,
935
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,884
I'm sorry my dears, but you are
both up for elimination.
936
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:56,320
- Are we doing this again?
937
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,157
No, I don't want to do it again.
938
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:01,893
- Two queens stand before me.
939
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:05,363
Ladies, this is
your last chance to impress me
940
00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:08,399
and save yourself
from elimination.
941
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,468
[music continues]
942
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:12,503
The time has come...
943
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,806
for you to lip-synch...
944
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:19,076
for your life.
945
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,413
[music continues]
946
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:27,118
Good luck and don't fuck it up.
947
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:33,224
[upbeat pop music]
948
00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:43,034
- Bitch, Diana Ross is,
like, RuPaul's idol.
949
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:45,136
So you can't mess this up.
950
00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:48,039
[music continues]
951
00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:52,176
- If you need me, call me.
952
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:56,881
No matter where you are,
no matter how far,
953
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:59,116
just call my name.
954
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,285
I'll be there in a hurry.
955
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:03,821
On that, you can depend
and never worry.
956
00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:07,758
[singing] No wind, no wind,
no rain, no rain
957
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,161
Or winter's cold
958
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:13,397
- At first, I'm giving
a little bit of Diana Ross.
959
00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,100
- [singing] Baby, baby
960
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,770
- And then I start to really
show who Princess Poppy is.
961
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,872
- [singing] Ain't no mountain
high enough
962
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,975
Ain't no valley low enough
963
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,710
Ain't no river wide enough
964
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,879
- I am showing my little
Princess Poppy pussy up.
965
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:32,483
- [singing] Ain't no mountain
high enough
966
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:36,621
Nothing can keep me,
keep me from you
967
00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:40,625
Ain't no mountain high enough
968
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:44,962
Nothing can keep me,
keep me from you
969
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:51,502
[music continues]
970
00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,072
- What do we do...
971
00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:56,650
Is this a meet and greet?
What's happening?
972
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,743
[music continues]
973
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,479
Normally, I would take
the comedic route
974
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:02,780
and be silly and goofy.
975
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,548
But it's Diana Ross.
976
00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:06,617
- [singing] Ain't no mountain
high enough
977
00:38:06,717 --> 00:38:08,719
Ain't no valley low enough
978
00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:10,588
Ain't no river wide enough
979
00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:12,523
To keep me from you
980
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,558
Ain't no mountain high enough
981
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,594
Ain't no valley low enough
982
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:21,098
Ain't no river wide enough
to keep me from you
983
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:24,035
Nothing in this world
984
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,170
Nothing in this world
985
00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:28,005
That can keep me from you, babe
986
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:31,108
[cheers and applause]
987
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:35,212
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
988
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:41,185
[dramatic music]
989
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:43,754
Amethyst...
990
00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:45,456
shantay, you stay.
991
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:50,161
[music continues]
992
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,696
You may join the other girls.
993
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,030
- Thank you.
994
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:57,034
[music continues]
995
00:38:57,134 --> 00:39:00,538
Princess, we love you, Poppy.
996
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:01,806
Now...
997
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:04,308
sashay away.
998
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:07,445
- Thank you so much, all of you.
999
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,381
- [cheers and applause]
- Love you, Poppy girl.
1000
00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:11,515
[laughs]
1001
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:14,151
- [burps] [laughter]
1002
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,456
- I was not shocked to hear
that I was in the bottom.
1003
00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,196
I agreed with what the
judges were saying.
1004
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:23,394
Now I can move on and open
my meth-making business.
1005
00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:25,896
[laughs] Cut that.
1006
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:31,669
- Condragulations ladies.
1007
00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:34,338
And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,
1008
00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:37,475
how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?
1009
00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:39,844
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
All: Amen!
1010
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,879
- All right, now
let the music play.
1011
00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:46,317
[singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way
1012
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:49,153
Lifting you up to a brighter day
1013
00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:51,555
Can you feel the love?
1014
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,494
- Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
1015
00:39:56,594 --> 00:40:01,132
You'll be serving a double
helping of the Snatch Game.
1016
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,466
- What?
- What?
1017
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:03,643
- What's your favorite position?
1018
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,003
He'd say the neighbors' house.
[laughter]
1019
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,204
- So scandalous.
1020
00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:09,006
[laughter]
1021
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:12,076
- [screams]
1022
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:14,779
- Your impersonation
was pretty impeccable.
1023
00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:18,149
- That was a big jar of
what the fuck?
1024
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,116
- Amethyst, bitch.
1025
00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:20,451
You know what they say.
1026
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,353
[dramatic music]
1027
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:24,455
Three strikes, and you're out.
1028
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:31,028
- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way
1029
00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:34,098
Lifting you up to a brighter day
1030
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:39,069
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way
1031
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,472
Turn it around
when you up and say
1032
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,641
Everybody say love
1033
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:46,977
Love, love, love,
love, love, love
1034
00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:50,448
Love, love, love,
love, love, love
1035
00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:53,918
Love, can you feel the love?
1036
00:40:53,942 --> 00:40:55,942
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