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Let the talent extravaganza begin.

- [singing] You better walk that fucking duck

- Ooh, look at her go.

- Amethyst...

- We saw the baby way too fast.

- Irene Dubois...

- I wish that it had had a little bit more

of a punch line at the end.

- Anetra...

- You better walk that fucking dog.

- You are the winner of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

- Amethyst, shantay, you stay.

Irene Dubois, sashay away.

[dramatic music]

[all sighing]

- We just left the first elimination,

and shit has just really got real.

Like, who's next?

It could be any of us.

I mean, not me, but it could be any of them.

- "I left a poop in one of your stations.

But whomsts?" [laughter]

I have a feeling it might be me.

[laughter]

- That bitch honestly

would shit in somebody's station,

maybe in my 40-inch wig.

- Ooh.

- Now, Miss Robin, I think it's time you spill the beans

about you and Miss Amethyst.

- So Robin mentioned it in "Untucked"

that we used to date.

- There was a time that me and Amethyst dated for a short...

[all shouting]

For a short time.

- Scissor sisters. - And who broke up with who?

- I feel like it was mutual. We both had our...

- They always say that.

- Oh, Robin said you wouldn't text her back.

[all screaming]

- No, no, no, no. Wait.

Listen. No, I said...

- No, but...

- She's a bad texter, and I am busy, bitch.

Okay?

- I will admit, it was my decision

to not pursue things further.

Ultimately, I think we were looking for different things.

- And that's fine.

As of right now, that chapter is closed

and will not be opening up any time soon for me.

- I live for the couples therapy right now.

[laughter]

- Too bad we didn't have this before.

Maybe it would've worked.

- Loosey, I'm also so happy that you're still here.

- 'Cause I know you were so... - Thanks, babe.

I was really worried. Thank you.

It's hard to hear them say, like, you were underwhelming.

You weren't as good as everybody else.

I can't wait to just, like, go forward and...

[sighs] I don't want to say prove them wrong,

because that sounds kind of bitter.

But, like, I kind of want to prove them wrong.

I do agree with the judges that Anetra

should have won the talent show.

Where I disagree with the judges

is that I was in the bottom.

- Oh, rest in peace to my hairline.

- I am angry, and I'm embarrassed.

Before it was Loosey coming in confident.

And now it's Loosey pissed off.

And when I get pissed, I work even harder.

These other girls better watch out.

[music continues]

[both moaning]

- That's... that's it.

That's it, bitch.

- This was the behind the scenes that y'all all missed.

[laughter]

- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000,

served by Cash App.

With extra-special guest judge Maren Morris.

- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race," may the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[dramatic music]

[all imitating quacking]

- You got to walk that fucking duck, bitch.

It is a new day in the workroom.

And I am so excited that I survived

the first elimination.

Both: Ooh. Sst.

- I'm not the first out.

So fuck you, Irene.

[music continues]

- Hello, hello, hello. [all shouting]

- Come on, paisley print.

- My queens, did you know that in the United States,

3/4 of adults believe in heaven?

- No.

- But what heaven actually looks like

is still anybody's guess.

So for this week's Maxi Challenge,

I want you to sell us your vision of the afterlife.

Or should I say the "queerafter"?

[laughter]

Now, working in three teams, you'll be responsible

for coming up with every devilish detail

and selling it in a divinely inspired infomercial.

[all groan]

- This challenge is totally up my alley.

I know a thing or two about how to make a viral video.

- All right, Anetra, you one last week's Maxi Challenge.

So you get to choose team number one.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Amethyst, you survived last week's lip sync.

So you get to choose team number two.

- Oh.

- And whoever's not picked will form team three.

[laughter]

Anetra, who do you choose first?

- Luxxamillian

- I was like, who's Luxxamillian?

[laughter]

- Anetra, who do you choose second?

- Sasha.

EsTitties.

- Who do you choose for your last choice?

- Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- Honored to be a duckling, baby.

- All right.

Maybe you can loan her some false eyelashes.

[laughter]

Okay, Amethyst, who you gonna choose first?

- I think I'm gonna start off with my good old gal pal

- LooLoo DeLoocoo. - Oh, God.

- Loosey LaDuca. Thank you.

- Right. - Amethyst, who's next?

- Aura. - Yes, of course, bitch.

- And who's your next choice?

- Spice.

- Yes.

- All right, Amethyst, you have one more pick.

Make it count.

[music continues]

- Poppy.

- Sorry, losers. [laughter]

- Those words may haunt you. [laughter]

- Oh, they will. - Oh, trust they will.

[laughter]

- Game on.

- That means you are team three.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[music continues]

- Acting challenge.

- We're the leftovers.

- Bitch, I am not a leftover. - I'm no leftover, bitch.

- Thank you for picking us. - I know.

- Thanks for picking us.

- When I picked y'all, I was thinking, like, who are we

- going to have, like, fun with? - Uh-huh.

- Because like, if we have fun, they're going to have fun.

- Yeah.

- I think because we have Sasha Colby,

I think you need to be God. [laughter]

You say, "They say that God is a woman.

And she is, but she's also a drag queen."

- Okay. - Ooh.

- God is a trans.

It's a double-edged sword when people

are expecting a lot from you.

But I love a good challenge.

And I know that this brain,

you haven't even seen all the crazy shit.

Okay?

[upbeat music]

- What do you think a queer person,

specifically a drag queen's, idea of heaven is?

Like, what are the first things that pop into your mind?

- Yeah, I think... - Get your wings and a BBL.

- [laughs] A Brazilian butt lift.

- Got that.

- I was thinking, like, gay icons.

I can do a killer Dolly Parton.

And it would be funny if Dolly Parton was God.

- Oh, everyone loves Dolly Parton.

- Right. - What about facials, too?

And then...

- That's hilarious, I love that.

- I think we should do, like... - Oh, my God, I'm so...

I'm living for you right now. Your ideas are amazing.

Oh, yeah.

- Poppy is just throwing out as much as she can.

Loosey's also coming up with some really brilliant stuff.

And I'm definitely intimidated.

- What about like... - Yes.

- You can get anal bleaching on your halo.

[laughter]

- I'm under the magnifying glass.

And I don't want to mess this one up.

- It needs to be queer heaven, so think gay icons.

Think gay lingo.

- Imagine if it was a place for all,

like, the hungover bitches.

You all know the Housewives, like, season one of Atlanta.

- But that's why I was saying, it really, really

needs to stick with queer.

I think your mind is going too crazy.

If you have like, a Beyoncé look,

if you have, like, a ruffled coat,

where you could be, like, Diana Ross and, like...

- But we'd look so fucked. It's like, Beyoncé.

But it's like...

- No, because we look sickening.

- No, no. That's like, the comedy.

It's like, that's Beyoncé.

And it kind of looks like her.

And there's, like, a name.

And it's like the cracked-out Beyoncé, like...

- I'm just going to do this for my own sanity.

I'm going to move you down to the end.

- Let's go.

- If you keep shoving your two cents in,

I think I'm going to go insane.

Okay.

I just kind of have to put my foot down

so I can finally get my two cents in.

We need to get through everything,

write it all down to figure out the beginning, the middle,

the end, what we are doing per point,

and then finalize it on this.

- Jax decides to step in as the leader,

so I let her take over.

It is what it is, because I can already see

where this is going.

- I think it would be so funny if in the strokes...

I know I'm... Disregard me while you do this.

- Yeah. Let's just...

- Oh, okay. - Yeah.

Like, if you keep talking over...

- Okay, I'll write it down.

- Yeah, just so you don't forget it.

- Okay, okay, okay. - Um...

Okay, so...

- Being separated from Spice right now,

I honestly need my emotional-support Bratz doll

because Spice would never make me feel overlooked

like these girls just did.

I was not expecting to feel like an outsider already.

What, it's week two, and I'm, like, kicked to the curb?

- It's like, we didn't try to, like...

- Look at your sister's face. - Pussyfoot around.

- She does not look happy with what they're doing.

- Oh, yeah. Sugar is not...

- She's sucking lemons over there.

- So even though me and Sugar aren't on the same team,

we're on the same team, you know what I mean?

I'm like, me, okay I'm fine.

But her, we got to worry about her.

- So you are team...?

- Leftovers. - Leftovers.

- Yeah. - Bitch, it is go time.

Whatever we're going through in that workroom,

we better all put on our game face.

Smile, even though you can't stand some of these bitches.

And let's do the damn thing.

- Okay. So let's set up the first scene.

What does the scene look like?

- Malaysia leading through

with what the Drag Hagatory is.

- So you want the boys in there with you?

- Yeah. We wanted them, like, at the bar.

- Where's the bar?

- It would be behind us.

And so, as they're walking in, you start handing them to us.

We'll cheers with them.

You actually take it, though.

- Should we be pretending to, like, talk and then we see her

- and, like... - Yeah.

- Like...? - Okay.

This is not going to be great.

- Join our Queens and have a bottomless cocktail.

- Time to get Tipsy Girl Tunia. - Girl, hey!

- Cheers.

Oh, wait. Maybe I'm white-girl wasted.

Let's keep doing shots.

Now that we're on set and I'm realizing, wait,

these girls were being judgy to me

and completely shafted me.

They actually have nothing prepared.

Like, where are the lines?

You guys needs to keep doing shots.

Keep doing that. Drinks are on me.

[indistinct chatter]

- Cut. You know it's just a three-minute commercial, right?

- Yeah, I was going to say, that felt

like a full-length feature. [laughs]

Honestly, this concept is not coming across at all.

We are in deep water right now.

[dramatic music]

- Hello. - Hi, Team Anetra.

Who wants to tell me what your vision is?

- We're going to take you through some

of the amenities this glamorous afterlife has to offer.

I don't want to give away too much.

- Okay. So let's go.

Here we go, three, two, one, action.

- Where am I?

- Oh, honey, you're... Oh, wait, sorry.

[laughs]

I totally blanked. What is my line?

- You're dead. - Oh, that's right.

- Duh. - Okay.

- So you all think that you will be like,

oh, if I had this challenge, I'd be, like, so good.

And then you're there.

And it's like, all the nerves just kicked in.

- And action.

- Oh, where am I?

- Oh, honey.

- You're dead. - Cut. Do it again.

I know you can do it better than that.

- She's telling me, I know you can do this better.

I know you can deliver it better, so do it.

I'm such a perfectionist, so when I get a note,

I just want to die.

And I feel like everybody can tell

that I'm maybe not God.

[music continues]

- Hi.

- Hi, Team Amethyst. - Who came up with that name?

I'm really excited to be directed by Michelle.

Since I wrote a lot of the jokes,

I want to see if she enjoys my humor,

'cause while we can be sitting there and being like,

oh, my God, this is so funny, ultimately we're trying

to make the judges laugh.

- Let's go, in three, two, one, action.

- Leave your pills, poppers, and lackluster hookups

at the door.

- We offer an all-day drag brunch.

You could have a mimosa in a mimosa.

- [laughs] - Cut.

So the comedy is you're in a mimosa?

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Okay.

- [groaning]

[awkward music]

- Hiya.

Girl, are you gay?

Do you slay?

- Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

You need to pop out and go back.

- Okay. Yeah.

- I'm sorry. - Are you gay? Boom.

You slay? Boom.

- This needs to be quicker.

Should I make a gagging noise before he leaves?

- That would be helpful. - Okay.

- If we don't get this Amethyst thing right,

we're going to have to cut my joke.

And I'm really not cool with that.

- Here we go. Action.

- Hi, girl. Are you gay?

Do you slay?

And are you gagging?

- [gagging]

- Cut.

- I don't hear Michelle laughing a lot.

You know, last week when I didn't hear a lot of laughing,

it didn't really end well for me.

- Let's try it again.

Get the timing in there.

[music continues]

- Looks like someone is going to heaven.

- And somebody's going to hell, girl.

- Baby, it's a new day in the workroom.

And, ooh, the judges are going to watch our infomercial.

I'm excited because I'm very confident with my group.

[music continues]

- So, Sugar, how do you feel like your group

- went yesterday? - I don't know.

Like, they were just being so, like, serious

and, like, to the book.

I was like, I wanted to shake them.

Like, they were going to... I'm like, it's fun.

It's drag. 'Cause you know us.

We just throw things at the wall

and be like, "Oh, we'll do this."

I'm used to working with you.

- We have the same sense of humor.

- We have the same energy and humor,

so, like, you're my favorite person to work with.

I'm used to being a duo.

You only shine as bright as the people next to you.

And I was really trying to set them up for good jokes.

But it seems like they weren't picking up any of the things

I was throwing at them.

Like, Michelle was really liking ideas and stuff.

And I, like, felt bad about it because they

didn't like my ideas while we were in the workroom.

- Right, right.

- I'm just not good at, like, standing up for myself.

- Oh, good Lord. - I don't know.

- I don't like it. - Stand up for yourself.

Think about how you would stand up for me.

Stand up for yourself.

[music continues]

- Jax, how do you feel about your group?

- It was a lot of big personalities.

And it was a lot of spitballing ideas

and no one really, like, formalizing to write it down.

- Decide it.

- And so I essentially had to write the entire outline

and the script myself.

- Do you personally feel like you did a good job?

- I feel like I did a good job.

But my role was physical rather than vocal.

- Vocal.

- I couldn't really tell you Jax's character.

- [groans]

- I think she was more focused on yelling at everyone

than focusing on how she was going to make

her character interesting.

[music continues]

- So since this challenge was kind of around religion,

is anyone, like, super religious?

- I Identify as, like, Christian and Baptist.

Like, growing up, I was in the choir.

And then eventually I was like,

I feel maybe attracted to, like, other guys.

But that's something, like, I battled for a real long time.

I used to, like, pray all the time, like, Oh, God.

Like, I don't want to be gay.

I knew that it was always said in the church,

to be gay was a sin.

So it was something that I was like,

why would God make me feel like this when it's not right?

It was, like, something that I battled with

for a very, very, very, like, long time.

- Girl.

[serious music]

- The whole time, I was really putting a lot of pressure

on myself,

because I just felt like, I was going to be

looked at as a hypocrite.

Me growing up in church, I was so scared that, like,

I would be, like, denied or shunned away.

Like, because, like, we see you in church every week,

like, how dare you... How dare you, you know,

be a part of that lifestyle, you know?

[sniffles]

[somber music]

My family accepted me with open arms

and didn't look at me, like, differently.

And I'm, like, really, really, like, blessed.

My mom, she encourages me.

She makes me feel so good about any and everything.

And that's the only validation that I've ever cared for.

[crying] It just makes me want to make her proud

and do things for her, like, ugh.

[music continues]

- I really identify with you,

because, like, I had a very, very similar experience.

But, like, my parents weren't as accepting as yours.

My parents had a lot of homophobia,

especially with religion.

And my mom pretty much told me, like, if you're gay,

you're going to hell.

And all gay people get AIDS and they die.

And, like, so, you might as well just hide who you are.

One day when I came home from one of my gigs,

my mom had found my drag

and, like, had it scattered on the table.

And she was like, I'm not going to have

any of this gay shit.

I'm not going to have any of this.

This is against what God wants.

And you're going to go burn in hell.

So that's when I was like, girl, I got to go.

As a teenager, as someone who's a gay person,

you're already getting it from all ends

when you're not around your family.

[voice breaking] And, like, for me...

for...

for your family to be your first bully

- is, like, a lot to handle. - Yeah.

- So, when I was 17, I...

cut off all contact with my family.

And I, like, was pretty much homeless for a minute.

And, like, I had to really, like, figure out life

for myself.

I was 17 years old, on my own.

And thank God I had found drag.

And I went from one gig, which led to the next,

which led to the next.

And that's how I supported myself.

- The greatest part about this whole experience

is that, you know, we get to gain a whole new family.

Like, even if we don't feel

loved and accepted on the outside,

like, we create our own space, our own world,

our own community.

And we get to become, like, those people, like,

that have each other back regardless.

- Meeting my drag family allowed me

to have people around me who I genuinely felt like

I mattered to and who saw me

for who I was and did not judge me.

It sounds so cheesy or so crazy, but, like,

drag is my entire life.

- With that being said, child,

all that praying and all this crying,

thank God it's a gay heaven. [laughs]

- Can I get an Amen, everybody?

- All: Amen! - Amen, bitch!

Oh. [laughter]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- [singing] Cover girl, put the bass in your walk

Head to toe, let your whole body talk

[applause]

Act what?

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage,

now, do you believe in love after life?

- Ru, snap out of it.

- I will take that as a yes.

[laughs]

It's the queen of all social media, Ts Madison.

- Hey, Ru.

- Maddie, what is your idea of heaven?

- Well, I'm a dog.

And, uh... [chuckles] I know I'm going to heaven.

- [laughs]

- It's full of bones. Woof.

- [laughs] - Whoo, okay.

And the fantastic Maren Morris.

Welcome to my church.

- Can I get a halle-loo?

Both: Halle-loo.

[laughs]

This week we challenged our queens

in their very own heavenly infomercials.

And tonight on the runway, category is Metallica.

Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.

[singing] The world is your runway

[music continues]

Up first, Anetra.

- I'm serving you on a hot silver plate,

Charlize Theron mixed with Lady Gaga,

fresh landed from "Chromatica."

- Did somebody order a lesbian baked potato?

[laughter]

Sasha Colby.

- I am giving you silver phoenix, Miss Universe,

going out like a bird of prey.

- Sexy mother-clucker.

[laughter]

- Salina EsTitties.

- You know what she speaks? - What?

- Sign language. [laughter]

- I'm a girl from the streets.

So, obviously, my metal was going to be street signs.

I am walking down this runway

like the only streetlamp on the block.

- Luxx Noir London.

- I wanted to give metal that looked like it

was just moving and falling.

I really do look like Sanosha Deluxe.

- She's ready to mount Olympus.

- Her Olympus is on fire.

[laughter]

- Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- Well, it looks like she listened

to the makeup comment, but she only got it on her nose.

- Uh-huh.

- My look is an ode to one of my favorite characters

from one of my favorite movies...

The Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz."

Baby, we're giving down that yellow brick road.

- Amethyst.

- I am looking like this beautiful golden goddess.

I feel like someone dipped me in gold

and I'm a walking Emmy.

- Le-amazing.

- Note to self, never perm your own hair.

[laughter]

Princess Poppy.

- Her pussy is on sapphire. [laughter]

- This look, it's a little bit of slutty R2D2.

She is a futuristic space bitch.

- Spice.

- I hit the runway

giving you full Judy Jetson hooker fantasy.

I'm hoping that my dog doesn't run away.

- He's going to need some doggy bags.

[laughter]

- Aura.

- I can see her emerald titties, baby.

- My concept is a moon goddess,

very, like, Power Rangers, very ethereal.

- I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.

[laughter]

Loosey LaDuca.

- The inspiration behind my look

is a intergalactic warrior who still has

time to go to the hair salon.

- She's your best Judy Jetson.

[laughter]

- Jax.

- I am paying homage to my namesake,

Jax from "Mortal Kombat."

I am coming out with my cyborg arms,

making sure that these judges know

that I'm here to really play.

- Full Metal Jax.

Robin Fierce.

- It's like I am the melanated warrior goddess.

You look at me, and you're like,

oh, I don't want to mess with her.

But, bitch, she looks good.

- You know where she works?

- Where? - The Javelin Center.

[laughter]

- Mistress Isabel Brooks.

- I love to mix streetwear with high fashion.

I'm a big bitch, but I'm going to give you even bigger drag.

- Are y'all on Linkedln? [laughter]

- Dick Cheney's daughter?

- She's one of the Cheneys, Mistress Cheney.

- Yes. [laughter]

- Ladies and gentlemen, Sugar.

- This is my intergalactic pop-star,

"Bratz Doll on the moon" fantasy.

I am giving you funkadelic fashion.

- These are the new employee uniforms for Sonic.

- Oh, my God, that makes me hungry.

Do you serve hot dogs? [laughter]

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- I'm giving metal goddess.

The chains are draping from the hips.

I am giving waist. I am giving face.

Aha.

- Girl, you're going to set the metal detector off.

[laughter]

- Welcome, queens.

It's time for your heavenly commercials.

First up, Team Anetra.

- They say God is a woman.

[chuckles] And I am.

[laughter] And I'm also a drag queen

and your personal guide to life's ultimate after-party.

[screaming] [laughter]

- [gasps]

Where am I?

- You're dead.

- But one minute I was jumping off a box.

And... I died a local girl?

- Here, every drag queen's a superstar.

Let's show you our amenities.

- Here in paradise, each and every one of our little

drag superstars gets a complimentary consultation

with a "licensed" drag-queen therapist.

Okay, sweetheart. You are perfect.

You are beautiful.

You look like Linda Evangelista.

And in my professional opinion, you are wearing

just enough makeup.

- Thank you.

- Wow, that's so nice of you to do all that.

But where's the party? I want to turn up!

- I got just the place.

- After a lifetime of busting this back,

I'm finally doing something that I love...

Absolutely nothing!

Just watch.

[drumroll]

[cheering]

- You mean to tell me that they're tipping her

all that "cointata" for doing nothing?

What is this place?

- Uh, look over there!

[laughter]

- We offer complimentary plastic surgery

to keep you looking your best.

- I want some of that! I want some of that!

- Oh, don't worry, honey.

You'll get some of that.

So aren't you living for this afterlife?

- Hello.

I'm Salina.

I looked into the light and found myself here at...

Where am I again?

All: Palm Springs!

- The afterlife is in Palm Springs?

- Where drag queens go to die.

Cheers.

[laughter and applause]

- Next up, Team Amethyst.

- Hey, girl.

Are you gay?

Do you slay?

And are you gagging?

- [gagging]

- Well, do we have the place for you.

Follow us over the rainbow.

It's heaven for fa...

Queer people.

- Located between clouds six and nine, all you need to do

is follow the dirt road up to the G spot.

I mean...

God spot. [chuckles]

- It's a luxury resort that includes...

- Cheek filler and cheek filler.

[wolf whistle]

- Anal bleaching on your halo.

[heavenly music]

- And, of course, facials.

And facials.

Mmm.

- Leave your pills, poppers, and bad hookups at the door,

because here we have all the fun you'll ever need.

- We offer an all-day drag brunch.

You could have a mimosa in a mimosa.

- And best part of all...

An exclusive meet and greet with God.

- Oh, howdy, y'all. It's me, Dolly Parton.

Now, if you'd like to join us over the rainbow,

just call 1-800-925.

[banjo playing]

[laughter and applause]

- And now Team Leftovers.

[heavenly music]

- I think she tried to death drop,

- but she just dropped dead. - [gasps]

- Oh, my God, are you guys drag queens?

I'm a drag hag, and I love the BLT community.

- Well, honey, you've come to the right place.

Welcome to Drag Hagatory.

Here, we have bottomless cocktails,

eternal lip syncs,

and endless meet and greets.

- Can you, like, do my makeup first?

My makeup artist is gay, and I love James Charles.

- Of course. - Yay.

[both laugh]

- Let's go over here to the bar,

have a drink with the girls.

- Drink up. Come on, girl.

Don't worry, we have another one right here.

- You're so nice. - Cheers, babe.

- Oh, no.

I think I'm, like, always...

[sad music]

[thunder booms]

- Robin, Jax, the time has come for you to lip-synch

for your afterlife.

[dramatic tone]

[upbeat music plays]

- Oh, my God, you guys are fierce.

You're sickening, mamas.

[speaks indistinctly]

Do it again, do it again.

All: Again?

- Yeah, I did, like...

Oh, my God, the queens on RuPaul.

You have Silky, Eureka, Sh'Angela, and Jade...

- Do the lines, do the line. - Girl, just go with it.

- Munch, munch.

Crunch, crunch.

- "Proportionizing"!

- Sha-blam.

- Look over there.

- Oh, my God, you guys are so pretty.

- Would you like a picture, baby?

Okay, one, two, three.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

- Bye.

- Wait, one more... One more picture.

One more picture.

- Give us a call.

This could be heaven for you and...

all: Hell for us.

- It was the best day ever!

I love drag queens!

- We'll see you soon.

Give us a call.

[applause]

- All right.

This week you competed as teams.

But tonight you'll be judged individually.

Welcome, queens. I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Anetra, Salina EsTitties, Marcia Marcia Marcia,

Spice, Aura Mayari,

Robin Fierce, Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

Sugar, Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

you are all safe.

[all sigh with relief]

Ladies, you may leave the stage.

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with Sasha Colby.

- You were a joy to direct.

Anytime I gave you anything, you listened.

- Every time you did the neck thing,

I laughed because it is so stupid.

- I love this look, honey.

It's giving me very metallic phoenix rising from the asses.

[laughter]

- I personally expect a lot from you, Sasha.

So, so far, you've been off to a very strong start.

- Up next, we've got Luxx Noir London.

- Hi. - I love your outfit.

Hands down, my favorite look of the night.

- In the afterlife, I thought you were wonderful.

- You are wearing just enough makeup.

- And you have a gayness to you that is gayer than gay.

[laughter]

- And you just gave me psychiatrist realness, darling.

- Thank you. - And you ate it up.

- Up next, Amethyst.

- If you're going to do the lewd thing,

I feel like it has to land.

And I kind of feel like they went too long.

And they didn't land.

And they just got kind of awkward.

- Yeah, I agree. I love blue humor.

It just wasn't funny enough.

- I want to give you a tip on contouring your nose.

You have a beautiful nose.

- Can I politely disagree?

- Of course you will. - [laughs]

- I love your nose. - Thank you.

- But the way you contour it, it's too dark.

- Okay.

- You don't need to make it thin.

It's like you're trying to hide it.

- I am. [laughs] - Don't.

That's what makes you different.

- Yeah. - I'm a nose queen, too.

I fucking love your nose.

It's gorgeous.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Princess Poppy.

- In the infomercial, I kept losing you.

And it's kind of like the kiss of death.

You don't want to be lost in these things.

- The runway look is nice. It's simple.

But look at the rest of the girls next to you.

Girl, you need to be sparkling and more over the top.

You got to step your pussy up a bit.

- Up next, Loosey LaDuca.

- For your challenge, you killed it.

- 925.

- You wore Miss Dolly out.

- Yeah, you did something very smart.

You know that you can do Dolly, and it was very funny.

It was my favorite part of that infomercial.

- I love this, like, rainbow Judy Jetson look,

'cause a lot of people went, like, gold or silver.

And you were like, I want all of it.

- You were in the bottom last week.

And here you are tonight, looking fabulous.

And I look forward to more of Loosey LaDuca.

- Hey!

- Up next, Jax.

- In your infomercial, I think I was distracted

by what was going on visually,

with the way that you don't pad and don't cinch.

- Your look was all over the place.

Girl, what's going on with her eye makeup?

And what's going on with her hair?

Like, what's the tea?

I did not want to go to that Heaven.

- However, your runway look tonight is incredible.

I thought it was very, like,

MTV VMA awards show performance look.

- Thank you.

- The infomercial you were in, it was very confusing.

What was your input in the infomercial?

- I probably had, in the writing,

one of the larger parts.

Most of my team just kind of kept spitballing ideas.

And there wasn't a lot of organization to it.

- I don't remember any of your lines.

What were your lines?

- Some of them got lost as some of the other girls

were improv-ing a bit.

And some of the cues were missed.

And my lines wouldn't have made sense if they were said with...

- Sure. Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

While you enjoy delicious HOUSE OF LOVE cocktails

and mocktails in the workroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Welcome back, ladies. I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Loosey LaDuca...

you're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Luxx Noir London...

you are safe.

- Thank you so much.

- Sasha Colby...

you cracked the code.

Condragulations, you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

- I just won the challenge!

- You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

- I just won some cash.

Bitch, I can pay for my fucking costume.

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

- Amethyst, Princess Poppy, Jax...

we are all rooting for you.

But y'all better step your pussy up.

[music continues]

Jax...

[music continues]

You are safe.

- [sighs]

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you so much. I won't disappoint you again.

- Princess Poppy, Amethyst,

I'm sorry my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

- Are we doing this again?

No, I don't want to do it again.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

[music continues]

The time has come...

for you to lip-synch...

for your life.

[music continues]

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat pop music]

- Bitch, Diana Ross is, like, RuPaul's idol.

So you can't mess this up.

[music continues]

- If you need me, call me.

No matter where you are, no matter how far,

just call my name.

I'll be there in a hurry.

On that, you can depend and never worry.

[singing] No wind, no wind, no rain, no rain

Or winter's cold

- At first, I'm giving a little bit of Diana Ross.

- [singing] Baby, baby

- And then I start to really show who Princess Poppy is.

- [singing] Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

- I am showing my little Princess Poppy pussy up.

- [singing] Ain't no mountain high enough

Nothing can keep me, keep me from you

Ain't no mountain high enough

Nothing can keep me, keep me from you

[music continues]

- What do we do...

Is this a meet and greet? What's happening?

[music continues]

Normally, I would take the comedic route

and be silly and goofy.

But it's Diana Ross.

- [singing] Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from you

Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough to keep me from you

Nothing in this world

Nothing in this world

That can keep me from you, babe

[cheers and applause]

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

Amethyst...

shantay, you stay.

[music continues]

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

[music continues]

Princess, we love you, Poppy.

Now...

sashay away.

- Thank you so much, all of you.

- [cheers and applause] - Love you, Poppy girl.

[laughs]

- [burps] [laughter]

- I was not shocked to hear that I was in the bottom.

I agreed with what the judges were saying.

Now I can move on and open my meth-making business.

[laughs] Cut that.

- Condragulations ladies.

And, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here? All: Amen!

- All right, now let the music play.

[singing] A little bit of love goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

- Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be serving a double helping of the Snatch Game.

- What? - What?

- What's your favorite position?

He'd say the neighbors' house. [laughter]

- So scandalous.

[laughter]

- [screams]

- Your impersonation was pretty impeccable.

- That was a big jar of what the fuck?

- Amethyst, bitch.

You know what they say.

[dramatic music]

Three strikes, and you're out.

- [singing] A little bit of love goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love goes a long, long way

Turn it around when you up and say

Everybody say love

Love, love, love, love, love, love

Love, love, love, love, love, love

Love, can you feel the love?

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