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[soft clattering]

Oh, my God.

Looks like antlers.

[notification chimes]

Hello.

Hi, guys. Can you hear me?

-Yeah. -[Belle] Hi.

-Hi. -[Belle] How's it going?

Good. How are you guys?

I'm doing pretty well.

Thank you for asking, Becca.

Um, let me turn it on.

I think this is the best view to see everyone.

Maybe not. Maybe-- We'll see.

I see Sarah's here. Becca, I heard you.

There you are.

Leave it on that.

Sarah.

-Yep. -Tony. Tony's here.

-Hi. Hi, Tony. -Hello.

Do we have Zach? Is Zach here?

Zach Weist.

Do you guys see him?

No, I don't see him.

No? Let me see if I change my view.

Zach, can you hear me?

Zach, are you here?

Okay, I'm gonna, um, email Zack really quickly.

Would you guys mind...? Sarah, would you start reading?

I-- Let me see what page we were on.

Uh, I have it open here.

-You have it? Okay. Perfect. -Yeah.

-All righty. Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

Uh, okay. So...

"Many people seem to hold contradictory views.

Applauded when they--"

[muted]

[sighs]

[typing on phone]

[phone chimes]

-[end of Sarah's reading] -Sorry, guys. Sorry, Sarah.

Um, does anyone have Zach's phone number?

Who is his partner?

I am. Um, I might have it. Let me see.

Okay. Thank you, Becca.

[sighs]

-Yeah, I have it. -You have it? Okay. Perfect.

Would you mind putting that in the private chat down below?

-Yeah, sure. -Okay. Thank you.

[sighs]

[dialing]

[phone ringing]

[muted]

[Zach on voicemail] Yo. Zach. I can't come to the phone right now.

Sorry, guys. I'll just be a minute. If you could popcorn-read.

Is that okay? Sorry. I didn't even-- Yeah, sorry.

[automated message] ...you can hang up or press one for more options.

Hi. Hi, Zachary. This is Professor Mitchell,

um, from your Journalism class.

I was just calling to let you know

that this is the last class you can miss.

But, um, we can work something out,

and I won't have to mark you out if something came up

or if you are still dealing with the family emergency.

Um, just let me know.

Your email last week said you were back in town.

Uh, but this is an online class, so just internet connection

is all that's really required.

Um, besides the book that you already have.

Okay. Cool.

If you, if you wouldn't mind

just emailing me,

or calling, or even texting, that's totally fine,

um, and we can work it out.

All righty. Thank you so much.

Okay, guys. That's it for this week.

I just really want to tell you how

proud I am of each of you.

I really, really am.

You have put so much effort into this class,

and it's not going unnoticed.

I know it's only the second week,

and I'm getting a little mushy, but,

you know, it's summer school,

and summer school is so fast, and...

you've just been great students,

and, you know, I, I can see a future for you in this

if you so wish. [chuckles]

-Yeah. -Thanks.

-You're welcome. -I have another class,

-so I, I gotta go. -All righty.

-Bye, Tony. -[line disconnects]

-Bye. -Bye. Bye, guys. All righty.

-All right. See you Monday. -[line disconnects]

-All right. -Bye, Becca.

[notification chimes]

[sighs]

[breathes deeply]

Dry.

Jesus.

[exhales]

[notification chimes]

[inhales]

-[slow exhale] -[siren wailing in the distance]

[lively pop music]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[exhaling]

[exhales]

[sighs] Okay.

[phone ringing]

[sniffles]

[automated message] Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice message system.

0-1-2-3-4-5--

[sighs]

[exhales] Can't breathe.

[exhales]

[knocks softly]

[knocks softly]

[footsteps approaching]

Hi.

-Hey. -Sorry. That last knock was creepy.

What the hell are you doing?

-Hi. -Hi.

I want you to come with me.

-What? Wait. -Come with me.

Where are we go... [chuckles] where are we going?

That doesn't matter. [chuckles]

No, it's a surprise. I promise.

-A surprise? -I-- Yes.

-Okay. -Yeah.

Um...

I was sleeping. [chuckles]

Uh, Belle, I really hate surprises.

-I know you do. -Yeah.

I know, but

it's gonna be fun. I promise.

It's worth your time. 100%.

-Like this. -Oh, my God.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-[laughs] -That, that good.

-All right. -[laughs]

Is that a yes?

Um, babe...

I just-- I wanna go on

a little adventure with you.

Just a little.

-A little adventure? -Yeah.

-Just a little one? -Yeah.

[chuckles]

-Love, I had the longest day. -Please.

I'm sorry.

Okay. Um, okay.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Uh, can you give me, like, an hour? [chuckles]

What about 30?

Okay. Seriously?

-Yeah. -Okay. Um...

All right. I'm gonna get my luggage. Okay.

[chuckles]

[suitcase thuds]

-I don't know what I need... -Oh.

...so I'm just gonna get the big one.

-You got the big one! -Yeah.

Okay.

-Thirty minutes. -What's going in it?

Uh, should I do sneakers, or sexy,

-or like-- Yeah. Sneakers? -Sexy? Shoes?

-Yeah. -[laughs] Sexy shoes?

-Oh, I mean, like, dressy shoes, you know? -[laughs] Sn-- sneak-- sneakers.

Okay. Okay. Uh...

-Is this all right? I-- -I definitely woke you up.

-Yeah. Do you like this one? -I like it.

-I like that one a lot. -Okay. Um, okay.

-Okay. Frantic. Frantic. Um... -What else?

Give me more options.

Why are you still outside? [chuckles]

I, I'm gonna come in.

-Okay. -That's a very good-- Yeah.

-Oh, my God. -Good idea.

-Casey and Amanda got a new doggy. -Wait, really?

-Mm-hmm. You haven't seen him? -[gasps] Can I see him? No!

Oh, my gosh. Look at that dog!

-Oh, my gosh. He is so cute. -I know.

-I love it. -I think his name is Finn or Finley...

-Finn? I love that. -...or something.

There's also a new crime doc I saw

that we can watch tonight or whenever...

-Mm-hmm. -...we're feeling.

Does someone get murdered in this one too?

Well, it's a crime doc. [laughs]

-Those scare you so bad... -But it's--

-This one-- -...and you watch them every time.

N-- that's not true.

-This one is not-- It's solved. -It's true.

-So it's not like a huge mystery. -Right.

The, the last one you hated because it was a huge mystery,

-and we never... -When they end, and it's not solved,

he's just still out there. Yeah.

-I don't, I don't love that. -[chuckles]

Don't love that. So, um,

where are we going?

I told you it's a surprise. It's not gonna work this time.

I understand, but I'm trying to pack, like, weather-wise,

-so I need to know if I'm in the right-- -You're on the right track.

-Okay. This is working. -Yeah. Mid '70s.

-Low to mid '70s. -Okay.

Um-- Oh, did you get toothpaste?

-Do you have toothpaste? Okay. -Yeah, I have toothpaste.

Uh, do I need a bathing suit?

No.

-No bathing suit? -No bathing suit.

-Mmm. -I know.

-Okay. -It's gonna be fun. There is a lake,

but there's some algae in the water.

-And you can't swim. -Eww.

So I wouldn't test it.

-Okay. -Yeah.

-So there's a lake, so... -Okay. No.

-[chuckles] I shouldn't have said anything. -Uh, okay. Figuring it out.

-I'm thinking, I'm thinking. -I shouldn't have said anything.

-But, uh, it's gonna be fun. -Okay.

[Charlie] Okay.

Okay.

-What are you doing? -Sorry. Just one more email.

-From work? -Yeah. Just--

-They, they send them all night long. -Two in the morning?

I just wanted to check before we go. Okay. That's it.

-All right. -Off, off the clock.

-Okay. -For you.

-Ready? -Mm-hmm.

-Okay. -Uh, how long is the drive?

Two hours. Not too long.

-Okay. -Yeah.

Yeah. Do you, do you wanna take my car?

No. What's wrong with my car?

Nothing.

-Okay. -It's great. Yeah.

-Ready? -Mm-hmm.

Okay.

I just have to be in court on Monday.

-Yes. You got it. -Really early. Okay?

Monday.

We're leaving Sunday, so...

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

-The case got extended. -[clears throat]

Literally the never-ending case. I'm just--

-Gotta be back. -Okay.

-Get it done. -All right.

-We got it. -Okay.

We are leaving all of that behind...

-Please. -...for three days and two nights.

Two days and two nights.

-Right. -Practically. Oh, yeah.

One and a half nights.

Are you ready?

-I'm so ready. -Yeah?

-Yeah. -Just you and me?

-Let's do it. -Just us?

-Okay. -Yeah.

-Muah. -Muah.

All right.

-I think you have to go out that way. -That's a nice house.

-Oh, yeah. -Wow. They have, like, a big lot.

End of the cul-de-sac.

Jeez.

What's wrong?

Nothin'.

No, I can sense it. Something's up.

-I'm just tired. -No.

What is it? What's wrong?

So we can talk about...

...some things now?

-Yeah. I didn't-- -Yeah?

Yeah. I didn't mean that...

We don't...

Are you still mad?

About you saying no to moving in with me? [chuckles]

Yeah.

Are you still upset?

I'm not, I'm not upset you said no, Belle.

I'm, I'm a little sad.

But I'm, I'm mostly just frustrated

with how you handled that situation.

How have I handled that situation?

You ran away.

I told you I had to get to class.

I couldn't be late.

That was about a week ago now.

Did they lock you in that classroom? Like...

I'm sorry. I am.

I...

You sh-- You know how summer school gets.

And it's...

We'll talk about it.

-Okay? -Yeah?

Yeah. We'll talk about it.

-Okay? -Promise?

Yes.

-Okay? -Okay.

Okay.

Ooh, it's cold.

I'm sorry. I forgot to check the lows.

-Um, let me see. -Is it a new text?

No, I think she sent it through the app. One second.

-Oh, here. She's-- Okay. -[shivers]

"The deer to the right of the door."

Oh, right here.

[chuckles] Random.

-Okay. -Let's get you inside.

-Cold. -[both chuckle]

Ooh, fuck.

Oh.

Ooh.

-It's warmer here. -It feels-- Yeah, feels nice.

-[chuckles] -Um, lights.

-There you go. -Oh, fish.

She did say we could feed them.

-Or she would appreciate... -Aww.

-Okay. We will. -Yeah.

[Charlie] This is really cute.

-It is cute. -I like it.

Yeah?

-You do? -Yeah.

-Yeah. -Oh.

Okay, that one's locked. [chuckles]

Um, why would you lock the door?

-I don't know. Keep your... -[quietly] I don't know what's in there.

-...secret or something. -Geez.

Oh.

Oh. [yawns]

Oh, look, there's some jam.

-She left some jam behind. -[yawns] Mm-hmm.

[Belle] There's some cookies.

Let's see what she...

Oh, my God, she left it stocked.

-Mmm. [chuckles] -You hungry?

-Oh, I'm too tired to eat. -Okay.

-All righty. Let's see. -Let's go to bed.

-I'm tired. -This one?

-Okay. -What's behind door number two?

-[Belle] Oh. -[Charlie] Oh, yeah. This is nice.

This is so cute.

-I like it. -This bedding's-- You're not gonna like that, huh?

[Charlie chuckles]

[Belle] It's scratchy.

[softly] Come here.

Do you wanna talk now?

Of all the times to choose, you wanna choose now to talk?

Yeah.

-Babe. -[both chuckle]

You always choose the worst time.

-I'm so tired. -What's wrong with right now?

I'm so tired.

Okay.

[breathes deeply]

I just-- I wasn't ready before.

You can't just say when you're ready to talk.

Well, I felt it now, so I said it.

Well, I've been waiting for you to say it all week.

Mmm.

Okay, fine.

-[sighs] -No. It's okay. Let's...

...let's talk now. You can go first.

Right.

You gonna stay awake for this?

-Mmm. -You just laid your head down.

-I know. Mmm. -I'm listening.

-I know what that means. -What does it mean?

It means you're gonna be asleep in 0.2 seconds.

-Mm-mmm. -Yeah.

-No. -Right.

Will you scratch my back?

Yes. Yeah. Turn over.

I'll scratch your back.

I'm sorry for...

...how I handled that situation.

I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

I've just been feeling...

...really useless.

Charlie?

Babe?

[sighs]

[exhales deeply]

[door opens]

-[thud] -[Belle] Ow.

Belle? What are you doing?

[Belle] I got spooked.

Where did you go? What...?

Come inside, please.

I hurt my leg.

[chuckles]

Mmm.

It's tiny.

-[inhales] -Ow!

I'm sorry.

-Tiny, but it still hurts. [chuckles] -Oh.

You know, I don't care if you smoke a joint.

-You sure? -Yeah.

It was just that one time when I was changing firms.

That's, you know...

...not a big deal.

[sighs]

Okay.

Why do you say okay like that? [chuckles]

What did I say it like?

Like, "Okay."

I don't think I said it like that. [chuckles]

[sighs] Do you not believe me?

I do. I believe you. I just--

You were really mad last time.

Yeah, but there was a reason. But it's fine now.

-Okay. -Really.

Okay.

[laughs] Okay. Am I still saying it weird?

I believe you. I do.

-You do? -Yes, I do.

Okay.

No more hiding.

[chuckles]

You flew over that railing.

[chuckles]

Were you impressed?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

I just don't get why you didn't throw the joint

and not hurl your body over the railing.

There are a lot of pine needles out there.

-I don't wanna start a fire. -Right.

-Yeah. -Yes.

All right. You're almost done here.

All righty.

There we go.

It's just a flesh wound.

Don't make it sound so sexy.

-[laughs] -All right.

-Come on. -Okay.

Thank you, Doctor.

-Can we go to bed now? -Yes.

Unless-- No, I'm kidding.

-[laughs] I'm kidding. -All right.

[typing]

[exhales deeply]

[softly] Love?

-Charlie? -Mmm.

-Charlie? -Mmm.

What's another word for...

...lack of understanding, but more professional?

A synomen?

A symamem.

A Cinnabon?

[chuckles] A namanamani.

[both laugh]

Um...

"unaware"?

"Unaware." Is that rude?

-Mmm. -Maybe.

"Uninformed."

"Uninformed."

Okay. Thank you.

[typing]

-Good night. -Good night.

[birds chirping]

Ow.

[sighs]

[grunting softly]

[softly] You just helped with me in my head.

[both chuckle]

I'm sorry.

Good morning.

Did you sleep well?

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah?

Did you dream about anything in particular?

[chuckles]

Just my weird dreams.

-Weird? -Yeah.

-You were in it. -What did I do?

-Like, running through a field. -Mmm.

But, like, I couldn't catch up to you,

-and I'm, like... -Oh, yeah?

-Yeah. -Oh, yeah?

Ah.

[door opens]

[lock clicks]

-[soft clattering] -What is that?

[dishes clattering]

I think somebody's out there. What the fuck? What the fuck?

-Maybe it's outside. -Shh, shh.

Why am, why am I--

[woman humming]

What the fuck?

I'm, uh...

-What are you doing? -I'm gonna get something from the closet. I--

[woman humming]

-Babe, what are you doing? -I don't know.

-Um, still hear it? -Yeah.

[dishes clattering]

-I got it. -Oh, my God.

-Okay. -Oh, Jesus.

-Fire poker. -Okay.

-Okay. -Just be careful.

Ow! Fuck.

[woman humming]

Belle, please be careful.

-Stay in here. -Okay.

[dishes clattering]

[woman humming]

-Oh. -[laughs]

-Oh, my God. Hi. -Good morning.

-Good morning. Hi. -Hi. Fern.

-Right? Okay, great. -Fern. Yes. Welcome.

All good. Hi-- Belle.

-Oh, Belle, welcome. -Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you as well. -I recognize you from your photo.

-Thank you! -Yeah.

-Oh. Oh, God. Sorry. -Do you--

Um, I didn't know you were

gonna be here this weekend.

Oh, no, yeah, I live here.

-Oh, okay. Yeah. -Yeah, I just rent out the room.

Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

-I'm sorry, -Hi.

-[Charlie] Hey. -Hey.

-Hi. -I am Charlie.

-Charlie, I am Fern. -Oh, hug.

Oh, so nice to have you.

-Thank you. -Fern, like the plant, you know.

Oh, nice. Love it. Thanks.

I guess I clicked room in place instead of entire place.

-Oh. -Yeah.

So you two are lovers?

-Um, yeah. -[chuckles] Yeah.

How did you know?

Oh, I can read energies.

-Oh. -I've always,

-I've always been able to... -[Belle] Oh, really?

...ever since I was very, very small.

-[Belle] Really? -It's really interesting because I am the only person

in my entire family that can do it.

-[Belle] No one else can. -Nope.

-No one else. -[Belle] No? That's cool.

-That's great. -We usually get that we're sisters.

-Yeah. -Um, which I don't--

-[Fern] Huh. -I don't love that. But, um,

this one time, a woman in San Francisco

asked if we were twins because she's a twin herself,

-Yeah. -so she just "knows" these things.

[scoffs] That's just so sad.

-[Charlie] Right? -It's just really sad. Clearly, you're not twins.

You know? But, I mean...

-There was a time when people really looked at the inside. -[Belle] Mmm.

I don't feel like people do that anymore.

And I just find it really, really sad.

You know, that they're not looking

at how the universe is feeding our souls

and turning us into who we're meant to be.

-[Belle] Hmm. -That's what you should be looking at

and paying attention to, don't you think?

-Yeah. I agree. Yeah. -Hmm.

-Yeah, definitely. -Yeah.

-[Charlie] Yeah. -[Belle] Yeah. Just getting more connected.

-That's so outward. -[Belle] Yeah, yeah.

Do you two want some breakfast?

Um, you know what? I think we are probably going to go to town.

-Yeah. Let's do that. -Yeah?

Can I offer some suggestions?

-[Charlie] Yeah. -Okay.

Um, there is a tiny, tiny little main street.

You can't miss it. It is pretty much the entire town.

And right in the middle of main street,

there's a little tea shop, and they do an afternoon tea.

-It's so sweet. -[Charlie] Oh, that is nice.

Little finger sandwiches. It's very 1800s.

-It's-- You'll love it. -[Belle] Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Um, there's also an insane museum.

It is called the Tiny Furniture Museum.

-Don't ask-- -Wow. There's a lot of small things here.

-[Fern] Small Furniture is... -It sounds like-- Yeah.

...what the name of the game is.

-Never thought about that. That's a bit of a theme. -[Belle] Yeah.

Um, also, do you like hiking?

-Yes. I don't know if we packed for that. -Yeah.

No, uh, I shouldn't have said hiking. Uh,

-it's more like a, like a nature stroll. Um... -[Belle] Oh, yeah.

Yeah, okay. Right down at the very end

-of the street, little main street... -[Belle] Mm-hmm.

...there are signs that say "To the trail."

-Oh, cute. -[Fern] Just absolutely breathtaking.

Awesome.

[both chuckle]

-We're not twins. -[gasps]

That's a connection. That's amazing.

[gasps] That's a karmic connection.

[soft rock music playing]

Hmm.

It's weird.

A little.

[sighs] I'm gonna figure it out.

Roommates can be fun.

From personal experience or...?

That's what I've heard.

I'm gonna book something else.

It's fine. We don't have to stay there.

I really don't mind.

You can say it.

I mean...

It's not what we expected.

It's not what we needed.

I can, I can look for something else for us if you want.

What? Why would you?

It's totally fine. Won't mind helping out.

But why would you if I just said that I would?

I mean...

You already booked this place.

I know that was a lot of money.

I really don't mind paying for something else.

[sighs] You can say it.

-Say it. -What?

-Really? -No, it's...

Mmm. No. It's, it's fine.

"No, it's just... it's fine."

-There's something before that. -No.

What?

I know you. What is it?

Um...

It's just... this happens sometimes.

Because I don't have a lot of money?

No, it's...

...it's more so the planning of things.

Yeah. [sighs]

It could use some work.

[sighs]

You know what?

It's fine.

Let's just stay there.

It'll be fun.

-It'll be fun? -Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah?

-Yeah. -You sure?

Yeah.

[sighs] Okay.

I am sorry.

[Charlie] Want some?

No.

Are you sure? This is how you like 'em.

Yeah, I'm sure.

The moment I knew I loved you...

What?

Uh, the first time you made me eggs

when I stayed over at your place.

[pop music playing softly]

-You okay? -Yeah.

Um, just not really sitting right.

[sighs] That's when you knew, huh?

Mm-hmm.

You hid it for me for a couple of months there.

-Hid what? -Your chef skills.

Can't give everything away too soon.

Is that what you're doing?

-What? -Nothing.

Um, when did you know?

[Belle sighs]

When did I know I loved you?

When you tripped on the stairs going into the foyer.

That was the first night that we met.

-Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] You're bullshitting.

No.

You never told me that.

[sighs] Well.

[Belle] Do you wanna do yogurt breakfast? Your, your usual...

-[Charlie] Mmm. -...or do you wanna change it up?

[Charlie] You know, actually, we are on vacation,

so let's mix it up.

Do it, girl.

Go wild. So no blueberries?

-No, definitely blueberries still. -Okay.

-And strawberries too. -Okay.

-Yes. Um... -Okay.

Yeah, I wanna do some avocado toast--

-Ooh. Creative. -Mix it up.

-Mm-hmm. -I love that. So gluten-free bread.

-Yep. -Okay.

Maybe gluten-free pancakes?

-Would you-- -I was gonna make...

...gluten-free pancakes in the morning.

-Really? -Yeah. I was gonna surprise you.

-Aww. -But, you know now.

So I'm glad you want-- [chuckles]

I love that you make so much gluten-free stuff for me now.

-Yeah? -It's so sweet.

Oh, good. I'm glad you like it.

Do you do it just because you have to for me, or do you actually like it?

Um, I mean, I do it for you, but I don't mind it.

Really?

Yeah. Why are you so surprised?

I don't know. Just-- it's really sweet.

I mean, all those cookies you've been doing.

You've been trying all those different recipes.

-Experimenting so much. -I mean, it's trial and error.

They're just not the same.

But every batch you've done is, like, four out of five, at least.

-I'm telling you. -Well, that's because you're cookie-deprived.

-You just haven't had a regular... -Can I have some tea?

...cookie in so long.

-I think-- Yeah. -Do you wanna do green or jasmine?

You're so right, Belle.

I haven't had good, good cookies in a really long time. [laughs]

Wait, you just said my cookies were above a four.

[Belle] But like real, not gluten, you know.

-[Charlie] You're gonna have to explain that one. -[Belle] Dinner!

Um... Sweet potatoes or...

-Yeah. Maybe like... -What else?

-Like a bo-- -Onion, um...

-Some kind of like... -That sounds good.

...harvest thing.

Some eggs.

-Why are you getting so many eggs? -I need them.

You should do humane, though.

Uh, these ones?

-Yeah. -Okay.

I know I like your eggs, love, but that's a lot of eggs.

What are you doing?

-I'll tell you in the car. -What?

[Belle] Oh.

Can we wait a sec?

Yes. [sighs]

What?

Can you explain, please?

What would you like me to explain?

Just talk to me, babe. What's going on?

What do you mean, "What's going on?"

The egg in the room.

-That was good. -Sounds really dumb.

-That was good. -No.

-It was a good yolk. -Um...

And I made it better.

Worse.

-Belle. -I know. I know.

Okay.

Which, which one?

-Start with those, please. -Okay.

-Okay. -Just talk to me.

I know. I will. Um...

So, the...

...dean of my school also lives here.

Douchey Dean?

Yes. Douchey... Dean.

-Up here in this town? -Yeah.

-Weird. This is so far from school. -[sighs]

This is his summer house.

-Oh. -Yeah.

[sighs]

-Do you guys have a meeting today? -No.

Are you gonna cook him your famous brunch?

I don't--

[sighs] No.

No? Okay, well, I don't really get...

The eggs...

Yeah. What's go-- Are you gonna, like, egg his house or something?

-Oh, my God. -It's not...

-I know-- -Is that why we're here?

It... [sighs] I thought you were doing something nice for us.

-I-- -I thought you wanted to do something...

-...nice for us. -I did. I do. I, I do.

I wanted us to come here and connect.

When were you gonna tell me this?

I was gonna tell you. I've been trying.

It just hasn't been the right time.

Were you just gonna have me come,

-be an accomplice, and, like, help you... -No.

-...do this? Like, what-- -I was gonna do it alone!

I wasn't gonna bring you along.

And what were you gonna tell me you were doing?

I was gonna tell you. I was going to tell you...

that...

[exasperated sigh] I was--

I wanted us to come here and connect...

...and it would be a good opportunity for that.

And then this would be a side thing.

-I was just gonna pop out and-- -And vandalize someone's home.

God.

-I don't know. -What the fuck, Belle?

I don't know.

-I don't know. -I don't underst--

[Belle] Yeah.

I need a sec.

-[door opens] -Jeez.

[door closes]

[Belle] Ugh!

[sighs]

[exhales]

[Belle] He cut my class.

-Shit. The one you already started? -Yeah.

Can they do that?

[scoffs] Apparently.

I wasn't aware, but apparently.

I thought you had enough students though.

-The semester was fine. -I did. I did.

And someone dropped out yesterday, and it was my fault.

I called them on the phone, which you're not supposed to do,

and I reminded him that he was going to fail,

-and he dropped out, and... -[sighs]

Can you just talk to the dean and explain--

No. I already did. It's done.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

I know you fought really hard for that class.

Yeah, it's fine. It's...

Do you need help with rent?

No.

Can we go? I just-- I need air.

-I just... -["Seaside Swing" by Sean Twomey]

♪ Sitting by the fireside ♪

♪ Really feeling that I like ♪

♪ Every little time that I ♪

♪ Get a chance to close my eyes ♪

♪ If you're gonna make it soon ♪

♪ Maybe we could get our room ♪

♪ But I need some rest from gloom ♪

♪ Otherwise I feel I'm doomed ♪

♪ You'll be looking over like you really know me ♪

♪ Maybe take a picture take a couple Guess they're free ♪

♪ I don't wanna give another guarantee ♪

♪ Look me in the eyes right now and run away with me ♪

♪ Run to a place that you thought you'd never really see ♪

♪ You'd be looking funny when you're living so free ♪

♪ But all I ever was ♪

♪ Afraid to take the plunge ♪

♪ I heard too many things ♪

♪ I prayed that they were wrong ♪

♪ But I'm still happy now ♪

♪ Just think of what could be ♪

♪ If I was still around ♪

♪ The schedules were free ♪

♪ I'm missing the seaside swing ♪

♪ When I used to truly bring ♪

♪ Everything I had to bring ♪

♪ I had given everything ♪

-[Belle] Wow. -♪ I just wanna live in bliss ♪

[Belle] Oh. It's gorgeous.

Oh.

[both sigh]

♪ In my puzzle that's in bit ♪

Is it worth it?

No. [laughs]

It is pretty.

[sighs]

We should probably head back though.

The food's gonna spoil.

You think?

I put everything in the cold bag.

Okay.

[sighs] Okay.

[sighs]

I'm not gonna do it. [sighs]

I, I've thought about it more,

and it's a ridiculous idea.

I don't know what I was thinking.

It's just, I...

[sighs] ...I had repeat students for the first time...

...and...

...they chose to take that class with me, you know?

I don't know.

[sighs]

[pleasant music playing]

Wine, love?

-[Charlie] Yes, please. -Yeah?

-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

This looks great. I've never seen this dish before.

[chuckles] It...

-No, like, like you've never made this for me before. -Yeah.

-It's new. I'm excited. -Yeah, it is new. I don't know why I was laughing.

It just felt like this is a garbage...

-Wait, we need to cheers. -...dump of--

-Oh. -How can we not cheers?

Cheers. To?

This trip. [chuckles]

-This trip. Us. -Us.

Love it.

All right.

-See what we got. -Get in there.

Good?

-It's very hot. -It's hot?

[clears throat]

[blows]

Mmm.

Not my best work.

What does it need?

I'm gonna see what sauce she has.

-Sauce. Sauce. -Yeah.

-Sauce it up. -Ah.

-A little hot sauce. -That should do it.

-This'll jazz it up. -That works.

-I'll take some. Mm-hmm. -You're gonna go for that?

[clears throat, sighs]

That was too much.

Too much. Oh, you really don't like it, huh?

-No! -[both chuckle]

Okay.

-Mm-hmm? -Much better.

-Better. -Mm-hmm.

-That's all it needed-- -I think it's better with a little sauce.

-[snickers] Little sauce? -Little sauce.

Your eyes look like...

[clears throat] ...two...

...caramel...

...brownies.

-Brownies? -Mm-hmm.

-My eyes? -Mm-hmm.

They're my favorite.

That's very sweet.

How's the case?

A nightmare. [chuckles]

-Yeah? -Yeah.

It's been a really tough week.

-I'm sorry. -That's okay. It's just...

-...dragging, you know? -Yeah.

-How are your neighbors? -Hmm.

That's what I really wanna know.

-Much more interesting. -Yeah.

-Mm-hmm. -I bet.

So I heard the other night...

[chuckles]

It's really insane.

I heard, "You get mad at me when I fart!

But when you fart, it's fine!

Yet when you fart, nothing!"

-Like, just going on and on about... -Mm-hmm.

...farting. And... [laughs] it weirdly sounded poetic.

Like, those two, I mean...

And then I heard him leave with the dog.

-Oh, no. -And he hasn't been back.

With the dog?

I think he left with the dog.

-Where's the dog? -I don't know.

This is a case. You gotta get on it.

-Screw your case. This is a better one. -I need to get on this one.

-Yes. -[chuckles]

Mmm.

-What? -I can't believe he left with the dog.

Yeah. Messed up.

But we're not like that, you know.

No, I know. I don't get mad at you when you fart.

-Would you like some-- Okay. -Mm-hmm.

-Top it off. -Ah. Okay!

-Now it's a vacation! -It sure is.

Wait, that wasn't very much.

-It's a pour for a lady. -Thank you.

-You want a house pour? -Yes.

Mmm. Done.

Mmm.

Oh.

Huh. [gasps]

I got you. I will save you...

-is it a bug? -...from the moth!

-Um, what do you mean-- -'Cause you did it one. You always give me the one.

But can you do both?

-Yeah. -Let's see.

-Are you ready? -Yeah.

-I'm gonna blow your mind. -Okay.

You're blinking.

-You are blinking. -You said both at the same time.

-No. One at, at a time. -Oh. Oh.

Like, one after the other.

-Oh, yeah. -Well, like, can you do--

Oh, you can do both.

-Am I doing it? -You're doing it.

Yeah.

Wink, wink.

[both laugh]

You're pretty damn cute, you know that?

-Me? -Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mmm.

Prove it.

Prove that you're cute?

-Yeah. -Uh, you already have.

-I need evidentiary support. -Mmm.

Could you imagine me in a courtroom?

-No. -No.

-It'd be bad, huh? -Absolutely not.

Yeah.

No, um... [clears throat]

"Judge... sir, madam, um,

this, this doesn't really interest me.

-Uh-huh. -I'm-- I think I'm gonna go.

-I'm done with this one. Yeah." -Mm-hmm.

-Couldn't watch it. -You couldn't do it.

[laughs]

[sighs] You still want me to prove it?

-[door opens] -Yeah.

-Yeah? -Yes.

-[Fern] Hey! -Hi.

-Hi, Fern. -Hey!

Full moon tonight. You ladies interested?

-Oh... -You know, I think-- We just finished dinner.

I think we're gonna finish these glasses and maybe--

Yeah. Call it an early night.

-Yeah. -Mmm.

It's in Leo.

You guys are really missing a good opportunity.

Oh, what, what does that mean?

[clicks tongue, sighs] Full moon in Leo

is when we connect with our primal side.

It's a, i-- i-- it's when you have time for release.

Oh.

[scissors sniping]

Um, so what is the meaning of this?

This is a lunar cut. It promotes growth.

[Charlie] Oh.

It's very relaxing.

[Fern] I was a beautician for 35 years.

-Really? -[Fern] Mm-hmm.

Do you miss it?

Um, not really.

-Your focus shifts and... -[Belle] Mmm.

...priorities change.

-It's time. -Yeah.

[Charlie] Fern, are you from here?

[chuckles] No. I'm from East Hampton.

-[Belle] I didn't think anyone was actually from there. -[chuckles]

[Belle] I thought it was like a vacation spot for the housewife or something.

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of that going around,

uh, more than we care to admit or like.

But yes, there are some of us that are true locals.

-[Fern] I'm sorry. I'm gonna pinch you here. -[chuckles]

-[Fern] Uh, but... -Well, I'm gonna run to the restroom.

Um, should I open another bottle of wine?

-[Belle] Sure. -Yeah?

-[Belle] Yeah. -Fern, can I get you a glass?

-[Fern] Oh, yeah. Why not? -Okay.

You're so trusting to let me do this.

Oh, I, I needed a trim, you know.

It doesn't bother you, people coming in and out of your house?

No. Why would it bother me?

I mean, it's your space.

Um, I mostly prefer it.

What happens if you don't like them?

Then I lock myself in my room and work on my knitting.

What are you knitting?

-I have a world map blanket. [laughs] -Wow.

I've been working on it for two years so far,

but I'm a really slow knitter.

Is that not annoying?

No, I really enjoy it.

No, I mean the people.

If, if they're in your house,

don't you just wanna kick them out?

No.

-I think opposition really helps us grow, you know. -Mmm.

Besides, I think everyone should get to experience

this beauty for a minute, you know.

Even if I don't like them, who am I?

I mean, I'm just one opinion.

That terrifies me.

I don't want...

...anyone making themselves smaller for me.

And I don't wanna feel that either.

You don't have to.

-I think you're done here. -All done?

Okay. Thank you.

-Of course. -[chuckles]

-[Belle] Okay. -[Fern] Yeah.

Just hone in on whatever card feels right to you.

-Just whatever you're drawn to. -I'm thinking here.

-[Fern] Yeah? -[Belle] Yeah. No wrong answers?

-No. No wrong answers. -Okay.

-You feeling good? You have your question in there? -Mm-hmm.

-Okay. -[Belle] I, I don't have to share it,

-right? I think I didn't-- Okay. -No. You don't have to share it.

-You just have to keep it in there. -Okay.

-Okay, let's see what we got. -Mm-hmm. I have it.

-Ah, okay. This is the hangman. -Oh, that does not look good.

-[Charlie] Yeah. -No, no, no, no, no, it's not a bad thing.

-Hey, don't judge my card. -It's not a bad thing.

[all laugh]

It's not a bad thing at all. Um...

I feel like you're, you're maybe in a place of limbo.

That you are, um, looking for some outside acceptance

and some outside, uh, acceptance

and, and help with, uh,

with what you're trying to move forward with.

Does that resonate at all?

-That's kind of spooky. -Yeah?

-Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah?

-Yeah, this stuff is, stuff is real. -[Belle] Oh.

-It really is, right? Charlie, you are up. -Mmm.

-[Charlie] Oh, that's okay. I don't, -No.

I don't really have a question.

-[Belle] You have to do it. -[Fern] Yeah. It--

You don't really have to pick a question right now.

It's okay. If you don't feel comfortable,

just, just see if there's something

that you're drawn to in the deck, and then we'll take it from there.

-You might come up with something later. -[Belle] Just think.

Um...

...okay. Oh.

Oh.

-[Charlie] Here it goes. Yeah. -[Fern] This? Okay.

All right.

Oh. Hmm.

[Belle] Just-- Did you ask about your case?

-[Charlie] I didn't. -That was very fitting.

-[Fern] It really does seem that way, doesn't it? -[Belle] Hmm.

-[Charlie] Mm-hmm. -But you notice that it's upside down.

[Charlie] What does that, what does that mean?

That has significance because, uh, sometime--

Uh, you may be having a roundabout way to get to justice.

-This is a way for it to come into light. -Hmm.

That is what you need.

But... you may have to overcome

some obstacles in order to get there.

And this is sort of a, a way to guide you.

-[Charlie] Mmm. -Hmm.

-[sighs] -I think I might be a little too drunk for this.

-[all chuckle] -It's a lot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We may have picked a bad time.

[Charlie] Uh, why, why did you get into this?

Uh, ha.

Um, I had a really, really different life once.

And, uh, this got me through some really rough times.

-What happened? -[Charlie] Oh.

-I-- It's okay. It's all right. -Oh.

Uh, I lost my son very suddenly.

[Charlie] Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

Yeah, and, um, it, it changes everything.

It changes your perspective. It changes what's important.

It's, uh, you know, things that were once important

-are gone, and... -[Charlie] Hmm.

-...it just shifts your, your focus. -Hmm.

Yep.

[Charlie] Mmm.

-[Belle sighs] -[Fern] How long have you two been together?

Oh, uh...

-I think it's almost three years now? -[Belle] Mm-hmm.

-Yeah? -[Fern] Hmm.

[Belle] Do you think that's short?

Um, no.

-Neither long nor short, huh? -Neither long nor short.

It's a perfect amount of time. It's where you are now.

[Charlie chuckles]

Yeah.

-Thirties are supposed to be easy. -[scoffs]

Who said that?

-You don't give a shit as much maybe. -Yeah.

I mean, that's a really good part.

You know what I loved about turning 30?

Hmm?

Going to a bar and ordering, like, a $15 cocktail,

and taking two sips of it and just leaving it there...

-[Charlie] Yes. -...and not feeling guilty,

and just going on to the next place.

Yes.

-[Fern chuckles] -I love that.

[Fern] Mmm.

[Fern gasps]

I know what we need.

Hmm?

What is this?

It's a cleanser.

It's a sipper, not a shooter?

-It's whatever you want it to be. -[Belle and Charlie] Mmm.

[Belle] Oh!

-[Fern] Mmm. [chuckles] -[Belle] Yuck.

[all laugh]

[coughs]

For prosperity and self-love.

Hmm.

Relaxation and patience.

Now breathe into it.

-[breathing deeply] -[Fern] Deep breaths.

[Fern inhales deeply] In through the nose.

[exhales deeply] Out through the mouth.

[deep breathing]

Breathe in their energy.

["Where I'm Going" by Sunriver]

♪ I don't know where I've been ♪

♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪

♪ Been holding on to the past ♪

♪ But this life keeps on moving ♪

♪ Don't you worry about me ♪

♪ I'm gonna leave this all behind tonight ♪

♪ And it may take a little time ♪

♪ Just for us to get it right ♪

♪ I could turn back now and leave this all behind ♪

♪ I don't know if I'll ever make it out alive ♪

♪ I could turn back now and leave this all behind ♪

♪ I don't know if I'll ever get out alive ♪

♪ I don't know where I've been ♪

♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪

[Belle, Charlie and Fern howling]

♪ I don't know if I'll ever get out ♪

-[Belle, Charlie and Fern howling] -♪ Alive ♪

[howling]

[Charlie laughs]

[all howling]

-I'm late. -If that's late for--

-That is really late for you. -Have you seen this?

This is the universe, and we--

-Look at it. -Wait, I didn't see it.

We aren't even a speck in there.

We're not in a speck in there?

-No. -No?

-I'm serious. -This...

-This-- -Babe!

-[laughs] -This is the universe.

-Listen. -Do you see it?

-[laughs] -This is the universe.

What they say is that

if you hold a grain of sand up to the sky,

that's equal to what this picture is

of the universe for us.

-What? To-- -I don't think I got that right.

It's if they-- [laughs]

-A speck of s-- sand in the-- -A speck of sand...

-In the sky. -...in the sky!

A speck of sand in the sky.

Is so small that it's-- That's what it feels like to

this picture of the universe, like, that's how big it is.

Isn't that crazy?

I love it. I think it's cool.

Uh, my brain hurts a little bit.

I don't know if I got anything you just said. [laughs]

You're my partner.

-Howdy, partner? -No.

-You're, you're my partner... -Hmm.

...in life and in crime.

Yeah. I am.

-[chuckles] -I wanna do it.

You wanna do it?

-[both laugh] -Stop.

You want, you wanna do what?

I wanna egg Douchey Dean's house with you.

What?

Mm-hmm.

I wanna do it.

-Are you serious? -Yeah.

-You wanna do it? -Yes.

-You, you wanna do that with me? -Mm-hmm.

Are you serious?

-Yeah. -Really?

Let's do it.

-Screw him! -Okay. Okay.

We'll go after-- before we leave tomorrow.

-We'll just go there... -Okay.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Well, it will take, like, ten, fifteen minutes,

-and then we'll just, like, make a clean... -Ten, fif--

-...getaway. -Have you ever done this before?

I mean, I TPed as a kid.

But this is gonna be the same protocol.

-So you don't have the skill set of... -The same protocol that...

-Oh, God. -Yeah.

-Okay. -Am I saying that word right?

No, it sounds weird. "Protocol."

-"Protocol." -"Protocol."

-"Protocol." -"Protocol."

You know, when you say a word

too many times that it sounds weird?

-Yes. -But no, you're gonna do it?

-Yeah. But we need... -Okay.

...we need a plan. We need...

'Cause what if the eggs are loud, and they hear us

and we have to get away really--

-I don't know. Are eggs loud? -Uh...

I mean, if they hit some--

I guess I didn't think about that.

-So we should have, like, a signal? -Yeah.

-Oh, God. This is real. Okay. -Okay. Okay, I got a signal.

-Hold this. -Okay.

-What if it's... -[exhales]

-What was that? Was that-- When, when you dance to-- -That was kind of--

I can't, I can't do that if we're running or...

-No. Okay. -That's not good. How about, um, I go...

And that's like "outta here."

-Where'd you learn that? -I just made that up.

-Wait, let me try. -You can do it. Yeah.

One, two...

Was it one, two, three?

-Just go one, two... -Why am I, like, flopping?

This is serious.

-I am, I'm serious. -Or worse.

That's too many moves.

-One, two... -One, jump.

-One, jump. -That's it.

What is this?

-[laughs] -Like, we're, we're going.

-Okay. Rest of the plan. Rest of the plan. -[laughs]

We have our signal

and we need to, like, wear all black

or, uh, a mask.

-No. -This feels-- Ah! That's too much.

-That's too much. -No. No.

-We'll just... -It's gonna be, like, painless.

-Okay. -Go...

-If we do it from really far... -...do it...

-I mean-- -[Fern] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a blue jay. You get all kinds of birds up here.

I don't know what any of them are, but I do know blue jays.

-Is it the blue color that-- -They're blue. Yeah.

[laughs] It helps.

I'm gonna miss this view so much.

I'm just really glad that you got to experience it for a while.

-I really am. -Yeah, me too.

[sighs] Surprisingly, I don't feel awful today.

I thought I'd feel worse, so...

-Special sauce. -Yeah. What is in that?

-It's a secret. -It's a secret?

-I can't tell you. I'm not allowed. -You're not gonna tell me?

-Even me? -I'm not allowed to tell you.

-It tasted like apple cider vinegar, so... -[laughs]

I know, but it's good for the tract.

-I mean-- And you feel okay, right? -So--

-So I'm on to something. [laughs] -Maybe. Maybe.

-Maybe next time you come, I'll divulge all my secrets. -Yeah?

When do your next guests come?

I think tomorrow.

-I don't know. I-- -Tomorrow?

Yeah. It's the summer. They come, they go.

-Yeah, it's busy. -It's very soon.

-Yeah, it is. -I feel like we're being replaced.

-You cannot be replaced. You're irreplaceable. -[laughs]

-Aww. -You really are.

-Very sweet. -Hey, Belle. I'm all packed up.

Um, we have to hit the road. It's, like, almost 6:00.

-[Belle] Okay. Got it. -[Fern] Oh.

Sorry. Yeah. [chuckles]

[Fern] I'm gonna miss you guys.

Yeah. Um...

[softly] You're gonna be good.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Okay. -I know it, okay?

-Trust me? -[Belle chuckles]

-Wow. -Oh, thank you for everything.

-Thank you for everything. -You've been the best.

Let me leave you each with these.

-Oh, my God. -Amethyst for you. And rose quartz for you.

Make sure that you cleanse them

-in the moonlight so they become yours. -Okay.

-Got it. Thank you so much. -All right. Please be careful.

-Do you want me to make you some sandwiches? -We will.

-No-- -No. I think we're gonna stop in town maybe on the way back.

-Yeah. It's really nice though. Thank you. -Yeah.

-Please be careful. -Okay.

-Please come back. -All righty.

-We will. -Bye.

I need that recipe.

-[laughs] -We'll see.

Maybe next time if you come back.

-[Belle] All righty. -All right.

-That was sweet. -[Charlie] Yeah.

Shit.

[Charlie] What's up?

Um... [sighs]

Yeah, I guess I locked the keys in the car.

I don't know when, but I keep fucking up.

Um...

Yeah, I, I did that.

-What? -I came out to get my jacket last night,

and I must have left them in the seat.

Damn it.

Damn it.

[sighs] Fern...

...do you guys have a locksmith here?

[Belle] Oh, my gosh. How cute.

That little gift shop.

Yeah. Me too.

[Charlie] Let's see.

-[Belle] Everyone's so sweet here. -[Charlie] Mm-hmm.

Is it this?

-23440, Suite A. -Fuck.

-Suite A, yeah. -Is it the locksmith's?

-That's what it says on the, the belt. -[knocks]

There's a light on in here.

Maybe he's on lunch?

At dinnertime?

Yeah, that's true. Um...

It's hot today. Do you mind sitting for a sec?

-Um... -Is that okay?

-Okay. -[sighs]

Maybe he'll be back.

[sighs]

Should we ask someone?

-She said this was the only one. -Yeah.

So they should all know him.

[sighs]

You have Nutella on your cheek, babe.

-Where? -Just a little...

Ugh!

-From the pancakes. -How long has that been there?

I just saw it.

Nobody saw it. No one's seen you.

It looked like a beauty mark, anyway.

[both chuckle]

Why can't you tell me things like that?

-Are you being facetious? -No.

-You're being real? -Mm-hmm.

You do like that?

I don't wanna walk around

looking like a fool.

You never look like a fool.

Okay, we can go. I'll call her.

I don't know if he's gonna come back.

-We could just break the window. -Here?

-In the car? -No.

-No? -No, we're not doing that.

Okay. Let's go.

We're gonna get you to work.

Ow.

Ooh.

["Walking Around" by Eldar Kedem]

♪ I've been walking around ♪

♪ Waiting for you to shine my love ♪

♪ People passing me by ♪

♪ Doesn't feel like I belong ♪

♪ Trying to keep it alive all this hunger inside ♪

♪ For a better confirmation ♪

♪ That I'm heading for the station ♪

♪ I can feel ♪

♪ Love is real ♪

♪ Now you try ♪

♪ If you're willing to just come along with me ♪

♪ We can feel ♪

♪ No more lies ♪

♪ A simple dream of you and I ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ All my friends by my side ♪

♪ Told me that I should find some love ♪

♪ I've been walking around ♪

♪ Trying to catch you with my eyes ♪

♪ With no one in my heart but I guess I can start ♪

♪ An easy conversation ♪

♪ Get a bit of your attention... ♪

[all laughing]

♪ Love is real ♪

This is the worst sandwich I've ever made.

-No, it's good. -I disagree.

It's good.

[laughs]

Next time, come back as my guests.

-Okay. That's a deal. -[Fern] Promise?

-Better visit. -Yes. Yes.

Yeah. [grunts]

-[Charlie] Got it? -[Belle] Yeah.

-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

[strains]

-All right. -[Fern] Okay.

Bye.

Okay.

-Got 'em. [laughs] -Oh, good.

Good, good.

-We're out. -[engine turns over]

[kisses]

Bye.

Okay. I'm gonna--

I don't know, get 'em ready. [laughs]

Okay.

Where is it?

-The house? -Mm-hmm.

It's just up on the right.

-Uh, like two houses down. -Okay.

Wait, we need to talk about it.

We already have.

Where are you gonna throw the eggs?

We. At the house.

What if you hit a window?

You were so fine with breaking mine earlier.

Yeah.

I'm not looking to do permanent damage on this house.

I know, but, but you can.

And if you get them on the house,

on the paint, it will take the paint off.

And if you get them on the roof, and no one finds them,

then it can leave permanent damage,

and they'd have to replace the roof.

On the roof?

Well, How do you know this?

-I looked it up. -[sighs]

-Before or after you said yes? -It doesn't matter.

It actually does. I wanna know.

I can't do it.

-What?! -[inhales deeply]

Oh.

-Nope, nope, nope, nope. -Oh.

What about last night?

-I know. -You were saying...

-I was really drunk, and I was high on-- -Kombucha?

No, on the moment.

And I felt all of that last night. I really did.

And I feel differently now.

Are you feeling it, or are you thinking it?

It doesn't matter.

It does.

What happened to the universe being so big

that none of this nonsense matters?

Stuff matters, okay?

Doing illegal shit to people's property matters.

The reasons why you don't wanna move in with me...

-Wow. -...it matters.

Really?

That has nothing to do with this.

-So why-- -It has everything to do with this.

You hijacking our trip so that we could...

No. Like, even worse is you bringing me here under false pretenses

so that you can get back at your boss.

Wow.

You want me to move in with you,

yet you can't even accept certain parts of me.

-What? -Yeah.

Belle, this isn't you.

Maybe I wanna do this. Have you thought about that?

I just don't get it.

Well, maybe you don't have to.

Maybe that's okay.

-There are other options that we have, okay? -What are the other options?

-Tell me. -Not egging someone's house and risking getting arrested.

-We can go back to the school and talk to the school about-- -Oh, my God.

You're gonna bring that into this? You don't think I've done that?

-Do you really think I just sit around and mope in this... -No.

-...and not try? -I know this means a lot to you.

That's what-- I, I wanna help. But, like, none of this stuff

even started happening until I asked you to move in.

-And then it started-- -Why do you get--

Stop bringing that up. That had--

-Tell me. Tell me why. -[sighs]

-Is it me? -You've never even lived with anyone.

But-- I, I understand that.

I understand the hesitations there,

but, like, I want you to live with me.

What happens when we're a month in,

-and you're annoyed at all my stuff and-- -That's not gonna happen.

You don't know that.

Look at us right now.

God.

-Oh. -Yeah. This is going nowhere right now.

Um, all I know is...

...we need to go. We need to go home.

[sighs]

[engine turns over]

[Charlie] Is that it?

Looks like it.

He owns a full-blown manor?

Uh, he keeps talking about the elevator he's putting in his other house,

so this one looks quaint.

Are you serious?

-You can't even pay your rent. -[sighs]

I'm sorry. That's not-- But you know what I mean.

What?

[sighs]

He didn't even know how many courses

were being offered in summer school.

What do you mean?

He emailed me...

..."Hi, Bella."

-Bella? -Yeah.

He called you Bella?

You've worked there for years!

[sighs] He basically said there were already ten courses being offered,

so cutting one wouldn't hurt.

There were six.

Did you tell him?

Of course, I told him.

He's just out of touch.

He had already cut it.

-[sighs] -I can't believe he called you Bella.

That's what gets you?

What the fuck?

-What are you doing? -Come on.

Charlie! Charlie!

[softly] Come on.

What the fuck?

[whispers] Charlie!

[Charlie] Close it.

[both laughing]

-[Charlie] Are you going? -[Belle] I, uh-- Wait, get away from me.

[both laugh]

Oh, my gosh. I hate peeing in a warm pool,

because your pee is warm, and then it's all warm together.

-[exhales] I did it. -Is it melting?

I can't-- Wait, hold on. I'm trying...

[laughs]

-I'm just waiting for that... -Do it.

...green pee dye detector to come out.

Oh, my gosh. The biggest lie our parents told us.

Oh. Stop looking. Stop waiting for it.

-Ah. I'm doing it. -[laughs]

[laughs]

Swish it around.

That lie, and the lie that it was illegal

-to have a light on in the car when they're driving. -Right.

-"You're blinding me." -Mmm.

[Belle] It does feel good.

-Don't do it. Don't do it. -[laughs]

Up my nose. [laughs]

"I'm going to chop down

my apple tree."

[both laugh]

Is that Lincoln or Washington?

-It's cherry tree. -It's not going...

-It's cherry? -Yes. [laughs]

-"My cherry tree." -Yours is not working.

[laughs]

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