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Spaghetti again, huh?

What happened to the garbage can?

That's all this stuff is fit for.

And Bert, take it easy on Mom, okay?

What happened to steak and potato three times a week?

Here, look kids, I'm sorry,

but this is all I can feed you this week.

The dog eats better than us these days.

You just take it easy.

You know, all I have is a retired Navy pension

and I got a part-time job.

With inflation, things, we just can't make money

go the way it used to go before, understand?

You know, and you and you are going to college.

They're going to be going next year.

And there's just so much I can do.

Besides, you know, things are a lot more expensive

at the market now.

We can't have steak every night like we used to.

You know, if these two here didn't spend so much money

on makeup, we might be able to afford

to eat something besides this.

Come on, Dad.

Wait a minute.

Everybody has needs.

You have needs, she has needs.

They have needs, everybody does.

Now, I hope that everyone's a little frugal

with their needs and watches what they spend.

If people have any suggestions, it'd be great.

I'm trying as best I can.

Look, I can't, you know, take care of you all day long

and then do you want me to go out and get a job?

Mom shouldn't have to go to work.

She doesn't work, that's out of the question, all right?

All right.

She'll be working too hard.

You know, Dad, I have a suggestion.

You know, if a school in the Baltimore,

they have notices for people that want to rent some rooms

from people in town, like they want to live off, you know,

they don't live in a dormitory.

So what I was suggesting is that we run an ad

and see if we can get some people to move in.

Look, we don't have any rooms.

We don't have any extra rooms.

We could share a room.

We could just sort of, like, Bert and I could share a room.

These girls could share a room.

We could take on two boarders

and we could charge up to, like, $600 for each one.

You think we could get that much?

Yeah, that's what they're paying.

These people have money.

How do we go about doing this?

Well, like, I could pay for the ad.

I could just put the ad up on the Baltimore.

And we'll just have to screen people, I guess.

See who comes in.

Yeah, we could screen them.

Is sex all you think about?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

It's an idea, though.

All right, let's give it a try.

Let's eat.

I wonder if Dad's that big.

This is making me horny just thinking about it.

What are you going to do with your toys?

We can play with them.

Yeah.

That sounds good.

Just playing with everything.

No.

What a sister.

What a family, you know?

I know.

Oh, here, let's take this off.

Oh, this one snaps, doesn't it?

Uh-huh.

Is it yours?

You could just unsnap this in there and not even have to take it off, huh?

Uh-huh.

I have sets for that one.

You want Freddy?

Yeah.

You like Freddy?

I know you like Freddy.

Oh, it's so good.

Hey.

You like that?

Yeah.

Don't you?

Oh, that's nice.

You want to play?

Yeah, it's my turn.

It's your turn.

I'm next.

Give me one of these.

Okay.

I'll take this one.

It's big.

It's a big one.

I'm going to take out a little of Freddy.

Okay.

Yeah, that way it glides through.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, okay.

Oh, this is good.

Oh, how do I do this?

Oh, get out.

Oh, you're gonna make me come.

Oh, oh, get out.

Oh, I'm gonna cum.

That was fantastic.

Here's 50 bucks, you're worth at least 500.

Wish I could give you more.

Oh, that's okay, sugar.

Besides, we've been seeing each other for a long time now.

That's nice of you.

Look, I gotta get out of here, it's late.

Oh, by the way, you know, I saw your wife.

You know, she's really beautiful.

How come you come to see me?

Yeah, she is beautiful.

You know, variety never hurt anyone.

And that's what I need, a little variety.

We've been married a long time.

Plus, we got four kids.

They have friends coming over, you know,

high school, college.

There's never any privacy, we never get anything.

We have to sneak it in.

Oh, by the way, don't worry about this.

Regulars usually pay less.

You got a couple other regulars?

Oh, a couple.

What, a couple of guys?

Mm-mm, husband and wife.

Honey, why don't you tell the kids about the two girls that are coming over today?

Well, I got an answer to the ad, and there are two

students, two girls from the University of Hawaii.

And I think one of them is Chinese and the other one is Japanese.

They're coming over to look at the rooms this afternoon.

Do you know what time they're coming over?

Uh, yeah, they said about three o'clock.

What time is it now?

It's about that time now.

They should be here any minute.

My name is Laihani and this is Ming.

We're inquiring about your room.

Oh yes, come on in.

Thank you.

Let's go in.

What a beautiful house you have.

Thank you.

I'd like you to meet my family.

Ming, Leilani.

This is my son, Bert.

And Ron.

And Peggy.

My husband, Bob.

And Gail.

Ron.

I'd like to show you the room, sweetie.

OK.

My Lord is a knockout.

Yeah, the other one ain't too bad either.

God, you guys, is that all you ever think about is sex?

Well, you're no virgin either, honey.

We just love the rooms.

When can we move in?

Well, has everybody got their things settled in their respective rooms?

Sure, Dad, don't worry.

Um, tomorrow will be fine.

You know, I have a friend with a truck.

Could you girls use a couple of your looking star men to help you move in?

Well, thank you very much, but we just have a few suitcases,

so we're going to take a cab and that'll be great.

Yeah, that'll work out.

Thanks anyway.

Look forward to this.

Where would you like me to make the check out to for the first month's rent?

Just make it out to Bob in Mildred Walker.

Okay.

There you go.

Thank you, girls.

Would you like to stay for dinner?

Oh, that would be great.

Thank you.

Okay.

Well, Peggy, what would you like for dinner tonight?

New York steak or filet mignon?

Filet mignon.

All right, then.

I'm going to go shopping.

I'll see you all later.

Okay, Mom.

Bye.

Bye, Mom.

Grab some milk, Mom.

Here's the coffee, Mom.

Thank you, dear.

Thank you for the dinner, Mrs. Walker. The steak was just excellent.

Well, you're both more than welcome.

But you're part of the family now, so please call me Mildred.

Sure.

Coffee, dear?

No, thanks. You know how much trouble I've been having falling asleep recently.

Oh, I used to have that problem, too.

Yeah?

They're pretty strong.

Well, I'm going to go to bed.

Good night, Mom. Thanks for the dinner.

Good night, Dad.

See you later, Dad. Good night.

Well, who's going to help with the dishes?

We will.

Yeah, you relax, Mom.

All right.

I think we'll be leaving now, and we'll start to move in tomorrow.

That's great. Yeah.

I tell you what, we'll show you to the door,

and I'm going to try out some of your pills.

Oh, still work.

Good night, girls.

Good night.

You hit the books. You've got that test tomorrow.

Okay, Dad.

Thank you.

Hi.

How are you guys doing?

You got your bag?

Let's see.

There you go.

Keep the change.

Thank you.

Aloha.

Ready to move in?

Ready.

All right, come on.

Let's help them to their rooms.

Come on.

Hi.

Hello.

How are you guys doing?

Just great.

Wow, I just love the way you've decorated this room.

It's fantastic.

Thanks.

Gil decorated it for us.

Well done.

Good job.

You guys want to play a game?

Sure.

Yeah, I've got a great game.

I'm excited.

I don't know, then laugh.

This one is called Dildo.

Dildo.

I got one of those.

Well, hey, I got one of those, too.

Wow, look at that.

I got some hot.

All right.

I can take that.

I got some kick-ass ties.

All right.

Let's have a party.

Yeah, share everything.

Share our assets here.

Yeah.

Fire the extras.

Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I didn't like yours.

I'm gonna have to smoke one at a time.

Lighters, I'll take some.

Oh, this is a good pot.

She's got tie-lead.

I'm just a... knocky one.

What?

You know, this stuff makes me so horny.

Me too.

I'm gonna have a puddle of it.

Maybe you have another.

Great pot.

Oh, I feel better.

We always get to giggle at you when I smoke this stuff.

I giggle at you.

All right, this makes me so good.

Um...

It's dark.

I just want to morning.

Oh, this stuff is really good.

Uh-huh.

I'm getting horny too.

I know, it does that to you.

It does.

Oh, boy.

That's enough for me.

Oh, yeah.

That's right, I guess so.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

I'm gonna get a little more comfortable.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, take off those robes and get a little more comfortable.

Wow, a nice little night.

I know, I think.

That's pretty.

I think it is.

I'm gonna get out of here.

I'm gonna get both of your hair out.

Yeah, all your hair.

I like this tunnel. It's really sassy.

I don't know, I haven't tried this one out before.

Oh, you guys want to see my pussy?

Your pussy?

Yeah.

Sure.

That's a pussy.

Alright.

Yeah, she's like...

Little pussy.

I think it's less than one.

Little pussy.

Cool, that's pretty.

Nice.

Oh, come on.

Oh, she does look better than you.

Better than me?

This one's your favorite one, huh?

Uh, no, no.

Your favorite game?

Could you, somebody, whip that up a little for me?

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Ooh, wow.

That's good.

Oh, boy, your tongue is nice.

Yeah, we're gonna keep them away from our breasts.

They'll go crazy.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's so fun.

Ooh, yeah.

Awesome.

Good, wait.

Here, keep away from something.

Uh-huh.

Ooh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, awesome.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Is everyone comfortable?

I just want to disappear a little more.

A little more comfy, huh?

No, please.

Yeah, just like that.

She'll have trouble with me for a little while.

Okay.

Bring your wrists up here.

Let me suck on them.

Oh, your body feels so good.

I think that's a little too much.

Oh, she is a little cookie, isn't she?

Hot cookie.

Uh-huh.

Ooh, maybe a little bit.

Let me lift.

It's beautiful.

It's so wet.

Oh, I'm just really happy.

I can see it.

Oh, yes.

I can see it.

Oh ho ho ho!

Nasty!

Oh, look at that!

Are you going to get her?

I'm going to get her.

Look at that!

Come and get me.

Let me see what we're going to do.

Sit up there.

Look at that!

You feel like a good one, huh?

Yeah!

I feel like I've got a good stiff cock.

You've got a rubby clit right there.

Yeah, and it's got this rubbery little boot.

Oh my goodness, okay.

Hmm, let's see.

I've never tried one of these before.

That's pretty good.

Yeah.

It's my turn now, okay?

Oh, of course!

You're so sweet.

Let's get this one over here.

I have a wonderful toy.

Oh, good. I love this.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Bert. Which one of those two girls do you like the best?

I like that Mae.

Yeah?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind fucking either one of them.

I'm so fucking horny, I don't know what to do with myself.

I guess I could read and take it off my mind.

You don't mind if I turn the light, do you?

No.

Okay.

I guess I better read myself.

Look at these girls.

They're pretty relaxed.

Yeah.

Now that we've done the girls, let's go to the boys.

Well, do you think they'd mind?

I think they'd be delighted.

I think so too.

Let's go.

Okay.

Hello.

How are you?

What are you two up to?

Just reading a little bit.

Any cares busy?

No, just wanted you to sit down.

Thank you.

Oh, look at that.

Make myself a little more comfortable.

There.

So, can we do anything for you boys?

Feel bright.

You ought to see what's on the inside.

I just think I'll take a little peek.

Oh, wow.

That's good.

You can do that.

Nice touch, baby.

So cute.

Oh, nice.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Yeah, you're not gonna hurt.

Oh yeah.

Hey, why don't you come over here so I can suck on your breast while he's fucking me?

I hate you guys, you're so good.

God, this is down here.

Oh, I have to suck on those nipples.

I'm telling you, I like that.

Big brother.

Mmm, you're a big guy. Wonderful, Cox.

Why don't you give me some of that cock too?

Come on.

Want some of this cock, then?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Give it to me right here.

Licking your ass?

Yeah.

Ooh, wait till you get this.

Dump it right in your asshole.

Oh, yeah, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, you feel like you're gonna cum.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I need you to fuck in your butt, bitch.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, baby, I know.

My god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, no!

Oh, it's gonna come.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, we're getting ready to cum.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, whoa!

Oh, whoa!

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure you can find some traps here and there.

Some guys who go out in the fast asleep.

Well, we've done the sisters.

Done the brothers.

What do you say we head on to bed?

Yeah, good idea.

Get our things.

Mmm, so sleepy.

I wish I was.

You're not tired yet?

No.

Let me try one of those pills.

Alright.

Want some water with that?

Please.

Thank you.

I hope that works.

It should. She said they were strong.

Want to take the other one?

No, she said you're only supposed to take one.

Come on, they're only natural herbs. Nothing can happen to you.

You know me and pills.

I promise I won't grow hair in my teeth. Please.

All right.

There you go.

We'll see.

Oh, goodnight.

Nighty-night.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

Uh, where is everybody?

They're sleeping.

Everybody okay?

Yeah, they're all in their beds.

Thank God it was a dream.

What kind of a dream?

I don't know.

All of us in our huskies, we're all making love and switching around.

It's unbelievable.

The whole family is switching around.

I swear I'll never take any of those pills again.

On the contrary.

I wish you would more often.

What?

Please.

It was beautiful.

What?

You made love to me last night.

It was better than at our honeymoon.

Last night?

Yes.

I was waiting up to you last night.

Yes.

A friend introduced me to this Chinese doctor, and he gave me some pills.

Pills?

What kind of pills?

Just herbs and spices.

You mean like a natural type of herb?

Oh, she did say they were natural.