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Nell:
I really didn't want a ghost
coming to the fertility clinic

with me.
Feels a little weird.

Your obituary was due yesterday.
You gotta give me something.

Aren't words supposed
to be your thing,

Mr. National Book Award
Winner Fredrick Moreau?

It's actually
Fredrick P. Moreau.

Okay. So what does
the "P" stand for?

I'm not gonna tell you.Come on.

Is there anything else I should
know besides the fact

that you retreated to a cabin
in the woods

after writing one best seller
about a prep-school boy

and his friendship
with a blind professor?

Nope. That sums it up.
Ugh!

Okay. Glad you finally
made it in, Ms. Serrano.

Sorry about that,
Dr. York.

I know I rescheduled
a bunch of times.

I just wasn't sure
I was ready.

But now I'm pretty sure
I'm ready.

Good.
You need to be ready.

Freezing your eggs
is a huge commitment,

and time is
of the essence.

Your next egg could be
your best egg. See?

Hmm. Cute poster.Now, you'll need to
start taking

prenatal vitamins
and abstain from gluten,

processed sugars,
and alcohol.

But it's Fri-day!

Do you want a bay-bay?

Kill "may."Got it. Yeah.

Do you have a partner to
help you with this process?

Well, no. I mean...
[ Chuckles ]

I did just start
seeing someone,

but we've only been
on a couple dates.

He hasn't seen all my parts,
if you know what I mean.

I don't think we should have
the egg talk quite yet.

Okay? No partner.
Nobody.

Oh.
Sad.

And do you have
someone to help you

with the hormone
injections?

Oh, yeah.
My best friend, Sam.

She'll totally help me
with that.

Um, well,
I haven't told her yet,

but, uh, telling her, you
know, makes it all real.

Nell, you're in
a doctor's office.

This is real.Uh-huh.

In your defense,
you do see ghosts,

so you don't have a great
handle on what's real.

[ Fingers snap ]
Mnh!

--Captions by VITAC--

♪♪

I can't deal with you
if I can't drink coffee!

Wow. Good thing
I brought you one.

Ohh! Hee-hee-hee!

Where youbeen?

Oh, the dentist.
Yeah.

I got more crowns than the
Queen of England -- R.I.P.

"Dentist."
Interesting.

Well, good thing I made it
extra sweet.

Mmm! Sugar and
caffeine is my favorite.

Mmm!Mmm.

So, I know we both love
Ed Sheeran.

Shh!
That's our secret!

And it's worse for you,
so lower your voice.

Okay, well, he's playing at
a festival in the desert.

I thought we could
share a tent.

Perfect! Like the
Ed Sheeran song, "Perfect."

-I'll send you the details.
-Okay.

A liar who likes
Ed Sheeran.

I'm not a liar.

I'm gonna tell my best friend
right now.

♪♪

So guess what.

Keith and I filed for
divorce today?

Whoa.

I am a soon-to-be
divorcée.

Wow. That is really big.
How are you feeling?

Honestly,
I'm kind of relieved.
Okay.

Yeah, I've just
been under this

heavy cloud of
seriousness for so long.

I'm ready to shake it off.So what do you
want to do?

Snuggle and
watch movies?

-Boring!
-What?

Do you, like,
bug the office?

Do you think these are
smoke detectors? Get real.

Sam, we need to celebrate
your transformation.

You know what? I'm actually
really proud of myself

right now for doing
the right thing

even though
it was so hard.

And I feel like
we should celebrate.

I'll call my pilot.
Tulum? Turks and Caicos?

I was thinking more like
day drinking in Pasadena.

Ohh! Pathadena!
That's in Spain, right?

Oh, you mean thisPasadena.
Well, I mean, I could try it.

I want all the alcohol
and gluten and sugar!

Like, a margarita
with a waffle in it!

[ Sighs ] Nell?
Of course!

Put it in my body!

Whatever you want,
it's all about you.

Oh, wait. When you came in here,
what were you gonna say?

You said, "Guess what."Hmm? No.

Just want-- I --
Chicken butt!

Guess who.
Chicken poo.

It's silly.
It's stupid.

Yay, divorce!Divorce!

Yay!

[ Knock on door ]Nell: It's open.

I'm not going.
You can open your eyes.

Okay.
You never know.

You kind of have a sick and
unpredictable sense of humor.

Oh. Did you just come in
here to compliment me?

No. I need advice.
Hm.

It's my one-month
anniversary with Lexi,

and all I got her was
this framed picture of us.

Cute.
It's perfect.

Really?!
Yeah.

I feel it's boring just
to hand it to her.

Well, then you should,
uh, surprise her with it.

Everyone loves
a good surprise.

I don't know. She's
impossible to surprise.

She's always one step ahead,
even sexually. Before I --

Hard to surprise.
I get it.

[ Gasps ] Wait! Oh!

You can go to the office
and leave it on her desk

so she's surprised
to see it on Monday.

Oh, here.
You can use my keys.

Here they are.

It's on there.

Are you a jail keeper?
What's with all these keys?

Sometimes you need access
to an old boyfriend's car

or apartment
or his parents' house.

♪♪

[ Cork pops ]
Hey!

-Hey!
-There we go.

Sounds amazing! Wow!
Look at it. It's so bubbly.

Control yourself.
It's day one.

Mnh. Okay.
So, a toast...

Lexi: Oh.
...to Sam.

May this next chapter
be filled with friendship,

adventure, and a plot twist
involving Idris Elba.

Lexi: Ooh!Ooh! I'd listen
to thatbook!

[ Laughs ]
Cheers. Let's go.

Cricket: All day!

And another toast.

Ohh! Looks like
you need a refill.

Another? Love it!
Ooh.

Okay. To Sam.

May your transition into
singlehood be as beautiful

as a butterfly emerging
from the pupa.

Wait. Wait a minute.
Something feels off.

[ Sniffing ]

What are you
sniffing at?

You don't have to
shower every day.

This plate of fries
has been in front of you

for a whole three minutes,
and you've had nary a nibble.

You have the willpower
of a raccoon.

There's no reason
why you wouldn't eat these.

Unless you had some
seriousmotivation.

You're freezing
your eggs!

-Busted.
-What?!

Is that true?I am.

That is a weird trick,
Lexi.

Thank you.

♪♪

I know you were thinking
about freezing your eggs,

but when did you decide
to actually do it?

I had my first consultation
yesterday.

Get out!
Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't want my forced
sobriety to cast a shadow

on your Divorce Day.

And I can't have any fries
or cake or alcohol or fun

because my next egg
might be my best egg.

Oh. Nell.

Scientifically, your best egg
would have been years ago.

Oh,
forget Divorce Day.

No, this is yourday.

Nell is right.
This is the one day

you get to phoenix yourself
from the ashes and get so turnt

that you consider
getting Ben Affleck's

midlife-crisis back tattoo.Don't do that.

I have the Olympic rings
right next to my hoo-hah.

I picked the
right year to die.

I want to support you
on your journey, too,

and your journey does not
involve fries and alcohol.

Come on. Do you know
how many nights you
held my hair back?

Now it's my turn
to hold back yours.

I mean, normally, you're the one
that's keeping it all together.

But now
Iget to be Sam.

What a great idea!

You willhave to wash
your clothes, though.

Okay, if you're going to
be the responsible one,

I guess that
makes me Nell.

I'm in.
Hell yeah!

Okay. So if you were me,
what would you do next?

Okay. I'm Nell. I've just gone
through a terrible breakup.

That means I am going
to McNicky's,

I am doing shots,
I'm eating potato skins,

and making out with four
different men named Jake.

That iswhat
I would do!

Okay, ladies, this is where
I get off the train.

Nell, that leaves you in charge,
and I don't want to see

these ladies come home barefoot
by the end of the night.

No, but that's what happens
at McNicky's.

Nell...But not tonight.

I'm on it.

[ All chanting ]
Jakes! Jakes! Jakes! Jakes!

All: Whoo!

♪♪

Hey! Edward!
The tree lawyer!

Mr. Rhodes. I'm surprised
to see you here on a weekend.

Oh, well, I came in
to just, you know,

check around the place,
make sure it's in shipshape.

And what brings you here?
Besides an e-bike?

Ohh. Okay. I was just gonna
put something on Lexi's desk.

Ah. You two are, uh,
mashing potatoes, are ya?

Oh, yes. But we're
also dating now.

Ah, I knew it! You can't
pull anything over on me.

And not just because
I'm 6'8".

You know, I stole that line
from my grandmother.

Handsome woman.

So, look, since you're
here, why don't we, uh,

go up to my office and, uh,
we can get to know each other?

Maybe another time.
I just --

Yeah, but you know what?
Since you're dating my daughter,

I should be able
to vet your character.

Oh, come on. It'll be
painless. I promise.

It's not like I have a shotgun
over my fireplace.

Well, not since
the accident, but...

[ Indistinct conversations ]Man: Whoa!

Yeah, I remember now
why we used to

call this place
McStickies.

It is hauntingly loud
in here!
Huh?

I can actually feel
the noise behind my eyes.

The sun is out. Do these
people have no shame?!

And it's perfect
for Divorce Day.

Drinks are cheap.
Food is greasy.

Men are bearded.Hm!

[ Laughs ]
Yes, they are! Hi!
Hey!

Happy Divorce Day. I can
only stay for one drink.

Or, as I like to call it,
a gentleman's buzz.

Ohh!So what are we having?

Ooh. I will have
a glass of Chardonnay.

Single ice cube.
Thank you so much.

♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no ♪

What would
Nell order?

I will have
two shots of tequila

and that gross blue drink
she likes.

Double McSticky!
Excellent choice.

No, I willhave
that Chardonnay.

But no steel barrels.
Only French oak.

I'll speak
to the sommelier.

Yeah, you do that.

Okay. Listen to me.

If I have to drink
that gross blue drink,

you have to take
your prenatal vitamin.

I know! I just haven't had
time to go to the store,

buy the wrong kind, go back
and get the right kind.

What?
Lucky for you,

I always have them
on hand.

And...ohh!

One left.

That is like
a full shnack.

Why do you still
have these?

Have you seen my
nails and hair? Come on.

Okay, but that is officially
the last Sam thing
you get to do for today.

From now on, you are
fun, single Nell.

Mnh! Yes!

Now give me
your purse.

Yo! What do you
have in here?!

Kettlebells?!
No!

Now, you know what happens
next in McStickies.

I have to go and put my face
on someone else's face.

Damn straight!

I'll just be over here...
knitting?!

Girl! Have you been working
on this for like a year?!

♪♪

It's really a warm day
for a fire.

Maybe I could have
something to drink?

No. What score did you
get on your LSATs?

And do any diseases
run in your family?

176.
And jazz fever.

Very clever, Edward.

How do you intend to
take care of my daughter?

Tenderly.
I meant financially.

Oh. Well, that's easy.
She's rich and you're rich,

so I don't really think
she needs me on that front.

You know, Edward, I find you
to be a bit of a mystery.

I don't like mysteries.

I always read the
last two pages first.

But there's one place to
get to know another man

that's better
than anywhere else.

Please don't say
steam room

or any other
shirtless situation.

The basketball court.

[ Whirring ]

♪♪

Look at that.

Alright. What do you say?
High score wins, huh?

Alright.
I can give it a try.

I haven't really
played much...

[ Bell dings ]

...since I walked on
at Stanford.

Terrific.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Oh, my God. Okay.

Blue beanie. 3:00.
He's kind of cute, right?

I'm sorry. Why are we
wearing a hat indoors?

Just lean into
being bald, king.

Let that
forehead shine!

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

I would not have eaten
if I knew

the bar was
serving beefcake.

I just want to swim
in his eyes

like they're a cold pool
on a hot day.

Ooh.

Ohh. But look
at his hands.

A man with that
much finger jewelry

is never going to
change a diaper.

I am not looking
for another husband.

I am looking for a
temporary home for my tongue.

Oh.
Go get 'im, girl.

♪♪

Hi.

Hey. I'm Jake.

I'm...Nell.

Come on. Just one
glass of water, dude!

I have to take this
giant horse pill! Please!

Water! Now!
Or I'll have your nuts.

Right away, ma'am.Damn.

Nell, it is just thrilling that
you're freezing your eggs.

I froze mine
in my early 20s,

as all Rhodes women do

in our scientifically
determined prime.

[ Both chuckle ]

How did TJ respond
when you told him?

I haven't told him yet.Well, I mean,
it's important

to be on the same
page about kids.

Edward and I had the discussion
mid-coitus our very first time.

Thank you
for saying "coitus."

And I hear your point.

But, yeah, we are doing
really well, me and TJ,

but we're also just still
getting to know each other.

Nell,
you're not high schoolers

fumbling through the dark
for belt buckles.

In adult relationships, you have
to take action on these things,

whether you want to
or not.

Huh.

♪♪

Consider your nuts safe.
For now.

Heh.
I need a breather.

[ Clears throat ]Not right now!

Ohh! Ugh!
My vitamin!

Oh, my bad.

Of course.

♪♪

[ Groans ]

Uch!

Duncan:
I'm usually a lefty,

but I injured myself
playing craps.

[ Bell dinging rapidly ]

I need a mulligan.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Bell dinging rapidly ]

Dunkin' Duncan!

[ Buzzer ]

Whew.
Shouldn't be winded.

[ Bell dinging rapidly ]

Wow! You are
dialed in there.

So, have you been
keeping the score?

Uh, yeah. That was
three wins in a row.

Great.
You wanna call it?

I would love to get
my gift over to Lexi's
desk and surprise her.

You know what?
Let's go again, huh?

And, Edward, uh,
just a little advice.

This time, you should
really let me win.What?

Well, you want to get closer
to Lexi by befriending me.

And in the past, the young
men in your situation,

well, they used to
let me win.

Well, they probably
didn't have my stroke.

Yeah.Uh...

But, you know, Lexi used to
date this brainiac from MIT.

I beat him at chess
seven games in a row,

and I don't even know the name
of the horsey with no legs.

[ Grunts ]

[ Buzzer ]
Enh!

The point is, when
you're dating Lexi,

you're kind of
dating me, too.

Got it.

[ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]

It's called a knight.

It's myname
on the machine.

♪♪

Ohh. Uh, hey, hey.
Just coming through.

Just got to pop some
folic acid real quick.

Woo-woo!
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

Oh, this is...

[ Woman sobbing ]

Unh. Ugh. Ehh.

[ Sobbing continues ]Oh! I've been there.

It's gonna be okay, girl.

Sam: Nell? Nell?

Sam? What are you doing here?
What -- What's wrong?!

You know, it was going great
with chunky-ring guy, you know,

and I was, like, pretending
to be interested in his podcast

that he has with his brother
where they watch movies.

It's called "TarantinBROS."
Anyway, we were flirting,

and then we were talking,
and then he kissed me.

That's great!
You did it!

No, it's not great because
he had gum in his mouth.

And now I have gum
in my mouth.

Oh, mama. No!
Oh, oh. Egh. Ugh!

I'm just terrible
at being Nell.
No.

Because I didn't eat enough
of the potato skins.

And this blue drink,
it's triggering my acid reflux.

You're just way better
at being me

than I am
at being you.

No, I'm not!

Sam, I just downed
a dirty pill

with a handful of
bathroom sink water.

And it got stuck.
I can feel it in my chest.

And I'm terrible at being
an adult and responsible,

and I'm freaking out.

It's only been
one day.

How am I supposed to
do this for a month?!

And then 9 months?!
And then 18 years?!

It's okay. It's okay.

We're gonna be okay.

Yeah.

Oh, and I lost
your purse.

No! My purse?!

43, 44, 45, and my two
emergency quarters.

So, yep, it's all there.Thank God.

Yeah, but my knitting is
gone, and that is on you.

Yeah, I think if we
learned anything today,

it is that I am not ready
to take vitamins properly

or keep track of a purse,
let alone another human.

Girl, just listen,
alright?

You don't have to have
this baby tomorrow.

You don't even have to make
the decision tomorrow.

This is all just insurance
in case one day you want to.

I do want it someday,

but right now I can't
picture myself doing it.

Especially alone.

I think that's why I liked
pretending to be you.

Because I'm afraid
of what comes next.

You were pretending
to be me to be brave?Obviously.

I was pretending to be you
to be brave.

Girl, why?!

[ Both laugh ]
No!

I don't know!

Look at us.
[ Gasps ]

Oh, I guess
we're both scared.

And we're both brave.
Hm.

And if I'm being brave, ugh,
I think I should tell TJ.

Alright.

Just remember,
though, okay?

No matter where
that relationship goes,

just know
I got your back.

Thanks, Sam. I got
your back, too, you know.

I know.
And whenever
you decide that --

My scarf!

Girl, you better
get him!

Hey!
That is my scarf!

You better --
Hey! Listen to me!

You are so brave!

Hah.

Hi.

Apologies.
I'm eavesdropping.

After 20 years alone in a
cabin, even this is riveting.

Look who's back.

And using his words.

After my first book
was so successful,

I was afraid my next one
couldn't live up to it,

so I hid away
in that cabin for years.

And now I'm afraid
of what's next.

That's why you didn't
tell me anything.

You didn't want me to
finish your obituary.

Yes.

So what do you
want to do? Hm?

Is it just you and me
forever, Fredrick P.?

After listening to you
and your friend talk,

it seems I can be scared
and brave at the same time.

Plus, I can't go to an
Ed Sheeran concert with you.

I can't.

You are missing out!

I suspect I'm not.

You know, the truth is,

I-I used to find it
a little annoying

when Lexi's old boyfriends
would let me win.

And now I'm trying
to figure out

if it's more annoying
that you didn't.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Sir, I've always
found it hard

to pretend to be
somebody I'm not.

You couldn't throw a brick
up every now and then?

No.

My touch
is too good.

But I really
do like Lexi.

And I want you
to like me, too.

It just needs
to be the real me.

Uh-huh.

You know, I asked Lexi to
dinner tonight, and she said no.

Which is a first.

So she must
really like you, too.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Keep it up,
little fella.

Oh, the picture frame.

Well, now that you've
had the chance

to look everything over,
what do you think?

You want to buy
a newspaper?

[ All agreeing ]Wonderful!

Well, thiswill
surprise Lexi.

♪♪

I thought for sure
you'd be too wasted

to still want to
meet tonight.

[ Laughs ] Hey.
Hi.

Um, I actually did do drugs
off the bathroom floor,

but, nope, I'm sober.

Sounds like someone
owes you a refund.[ Chuckles ]

Hey. So, there's something
that I want to tell you.

You hate Ed Sheeran.

Oh. I knew it was
too good to be true.

No. I love him.

I wanted to tell you

that I did not go to the dentist
yesterday morning.

I was at the fertility clinic
because I'm freezing my eggs.

I know we just started dating,
and it's really weird

to talk about these
big conversations.

I just know that
I want to have kids.

Maybe not tomorrow,
but they are in my future.

And, you know, I got to start
taking steps towards that today.

I grew up in a big family,
the oldest of four,

two working parents.

I practically raised
my younger siblings.

Oh.
And I loved it.

Oh, I'm sure you're
a great big brother.

Yeah. I'm awesome.

[ Chuckles ]

But I have kind of
always known

that having kids
is not for me.

Oh.

Damn. Okay.

Yeah, that took
a turn at the end.

I just -- I just want
to be honest with you

so you don't feel like
you're wasting your time.

This wasn't a waste of time.
I really like you.

I really like you.

Can I still bring you
coffee?

Yeah.

But make it a green smoothie.
But not too green.

I want -- I want there
to be kale in it,

but I don't want
to taste the kale.

Like, at all. Okay.Yeah. Yeah.

Nell:
Life is full of expectations.

We get comfortable
in one chapter,

only to find ourselves
entering a new one.

Fredrick P. Moreau
knew that pressure well

when he famously retreated
from his early success.

Mm. You're missing
a semicolon.

Alright. So we tension
our yarn length...

But there is no perfect way
to move forward.

There's only the courage
to go in that direction.

Not everyone is going to be
on board with your next move.

Some things may fall away...

and others remain,
but take new shapes.

♪ Any day now

Mmm! Yes!

[ Laughs ]

And even though we may feel
afraid of what comes next...

[ Laughs ]

Oh? It's a framed
photo of us!

It is.

[ Laughs ] You can
neversurprise me!

...the important thing is to
not let that fear stop you.

I wouldn't even
want to try.

Hey, girl, I brought you
your favorite snack!Oh, cheese!

Now open up. You got to
do it in one bite.

It is that good.Oh.

Uh-huh. Mmm!
Mmm! Mm--

Wait. Is there
a pill in here?

It's your prenatal vitamin.
It's the only way.

I can't do it. No.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, you can.

It's too big.Close your mouth.
You got to swa--

You got to --
I'm gonna close your mouth.I can't do it.

Yeah, there we go. And I'm
gonna rub your throat, okay?Mnh-mnh.

I'm not a dog.

I'm gonna rub your throat.
I'm gonna rub your throat.

[ Gulps ]
I swallowed it.

That's a good girl!

Thank you.
Yeah.

Want to go for a walk
in the park later?
Sure!