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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:05,380 Nell: I really didn't want a ghost coming to the fertility clinic 2 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:07,310 with me. Feels a little weird. 3 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:09,730 Your obituary was due yesterday. You gotta give me something. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,490 Aren't words supposed to be your thing, 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,320 Mr. National Book Award Winner Fredrick Moreau? 6 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:16,250 It's actually Fredrick P. Moreau. 7 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:17,770 Okay. So what does the "P" stand for? 8 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,770 I'm not gonna tell you.Come on. 9 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:21,780 Is there anything else I should know besides the fact 10 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:23,430 that you retreated to a cabin in the woods 11 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:25,850 after writing one best seller about a prep-school boy 12 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,710 and his friendship with a blind professor? 13 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,710 Nope. That sums it up. Ugh! 14 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:33,610 Okay. Glad you finally made it in, Ms. Serrano. 15 00:00:33,650 --> 00:00:35,860 Sorry about that, Dr. York. 16 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:37,580 I know I rescheduled a bunch of times. 17 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,070 I just wasn't sure I was ready. 18 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,350 But now I'm pretty sure I'm ready. 19 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:42,760 Good. You need to be ready. 20 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,280 Freezing your eggs is a huge commitment, 21 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,700 and time is of the essence. 22 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:48,460 Your next egg could be your best egg. See? 23 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:51,940 Hmm. Cute poster.Now, you'll need to start taking 24 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:54,220 prenatal vitamins and abstain from gluten, 25 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,710 processed sugars, and alcohol. 26 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:57,090 But it's Fri-day! 27 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,710 Do you want a bay-bay? 28 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,710 Kill "may."Got it. Yeah. 29 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,820 Do you have a partner to help you with this process? 30 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:05,580 Well, no. I mean... 31 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:07,230 I did just start seeing someone, 32 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:08,930 but we've only been on a couple dates. 33 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,100 He hasn't seen all my parts, if you know what I mean. 34 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,760 I don't think we should have the egg talk quite yet. 35 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:15,730 Okay? No partner. Nobody. 36 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,110 Oh. Sad. 37 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:18,450 And do you have someone to help you 38 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:19,630 with the hormone injections? 39 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,110 Oh, yeah. My best friend, Sam. 40 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:22,460 She'll totally help me with that. 41 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:23,980 Um, well, I haven't told her yet, 42 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:26,460 but, uh, telling her, you know, makes it all real. 43 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,290 Nell, you're in a doctor's office. 44 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,260 This is real.Uh-huh. 45 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,980 In your defense, you do see ghosts, 46 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:33,990 so you don't have a great handle on what's real. 47 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,440 Mnh! 48 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,440 --Captions by VITAC-- 49 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,480 I can't deal with you if I can't drink coffee! 50 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:47,170 Wow. Good thing I brought you one. 51 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,410 Ohh! Hee-hee-hee! 52 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:49,620 Where youbeen? 53 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,620 Oh, the dentist. Yeah. 54 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,690 I got more crowns than the Queen of England -- R.I.P. 55 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,250 "Dentist." Interesting. 56 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,590 Well, good thing I made it extra sweet. 57 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:58,530 Mmm! Sugar and caffeine is my favorite. 58 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,630 Mmm!Mmm. 59 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:03,700 So, I know we both love Ed Sheeran. 60 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:05,330 Shh! That's our secret! 61 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,050 And it's worse for you, so lower your voice. 62 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:09,850 Okay, well, he's playing at a festival in the desert. 63 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,370 I thought we could share a tent. 64 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,820 Perfect! Like the Ed Sheeran song, "Perfect." 65 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:15,820 -I'll send you the details. -Okay. 66 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:17,480 A liar who likes Ed Sheeran. 67 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:19,000 I'm not a liar. 68 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:20,690 I'm gonna tell my best friend right now. 69 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,170 So guess what. 70 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,660 Keith and I filed for divorce today? 71 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,830 Whoa. 72 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:30,630 I am a soon-to-be divorcée. 73 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:33,800 Wow. That is really big. How are you feeling? 74 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,530 Honestly, I'm kind of relieved. Okay. 75 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,880 Yeah, I've just been under this 76 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:41,190 heavy cloud of seriousness for so long. 77 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,810 I'm ready to shake it off.So what do you want to do? 78 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:45,300 Snuggle and watch movies? 79 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,640 -Boring! -What? 80 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,300 Do you, like, bug the office? 81 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,300 Do you think these are smoke detectors? Get real. 82 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:53,030 Sam, we need to celebrate your transformation. 83 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:55,310 You know what? I'm actually really proud of myself 84 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:56,900 right now for doing the right thing 85 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:59,040 even though it was so hard. 86 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:01,660 And I feel like we should celebrate. 87 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:04,080 I'll call my pilot. Tulum? Turks and Caicos? 88 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:06,220 I was thinking more like day drinking in Pasadena. 89 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:09,150 Ohh! Pathadena! That's in Spain, right? 90 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:13,220 Oh, you mean thisPasadena. Well, I mean, I could try it. 91 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:16,260 I want all the alcohol and gluten and sugar! 92 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:18,920 Like, a margarita with a waffle in it! 93 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,920 Nell? Of course! 94 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,510 Put it in my body! 95 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,790 Whatever you want, it's all about you. 96 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,680 Oh, wait. When you came in here, what were you gonna say? 97 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,860 You said, "Guess what."Hmm? No. 98 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:30,550 Just want-- I -- Chicken butt! 99 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,140 Guess who. Chicken poo. 100 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,240 It's silly. It's stupid. 101 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,250 Yay, divorce!Divorce! 102 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,520 Yay! 103 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,040 Nell: It's open. 104 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,700 I'm not going. You can open your eyes. 105 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,390 Okay. You never know. 106 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,360 You kind of have a sick and unpredictable sense of humor. 107 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:48,460 Oh. Did you just come in here to compliment me? 108 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,950 No. I need advice. Hm. 109 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,540 It's my one-month anniversary with Lexi, 110 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:53,570 and all I got her was this framed picture of us. 111 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:55,780 Cute. It's perfect. 112 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,440 Really?! Yeah. 113 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,270 I feel it's boring just to hand it to her. 114 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,650 Well, then you should, uh, surprise her with it. 115 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,410 Everyone loves a good surprise. 116 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,270 I don't know. She's impossible to surprise. 117 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:07,280 She's always one step ahead, even sexually. Before I -- 118 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:09,450 Hard to surprise. I get it. 119 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:10,970 Wait! Oh! 120 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,800 You can go to the office and leave it on her desk 121 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,590 so she's surprised to see it on Monday. 122 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,870 Oh, here. You can use my keys. 123 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,940 Here they are. 124 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,500 It's on there. 125 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:24,160 Are you a jail keeper? What's with all these keys? 126 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:26,330 Sometimes you need access to an old boyfriend's car 127 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,160 or apartment or his parents' house. 128 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,400 Hey! 129 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,960 -Hey! -There we go. 130 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:36,790 Sounds amazing! Wow! Look at it. It's so bubbly. 131 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,620 Control yourself. It's day one. 132 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:41,310 Mnh. Okay. So, a toast... 133 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:42,830 Lexi: Oh. ...to Sam. 134 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,800 May this next chapter be filled with friendship, 135 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:47,970 adventure, and a plot twist involving Idris Elba. 136 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,460 Lexi: Ooh!Ooh! I'd listen to thatbook! 137 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,800 Cheers. Let's go. 138 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,810 Cricket: All day! 139 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,770 And another toast. 140 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,780 Ohh! Looks like you need a refill. 141 00:04:57,810 --> 00:04:59,670 Another? Love it! Ooh. 142 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:02,540 Okay. To Sam. 143 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,640 May your transition into singlehood be as beautiful 144 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,030 as a butterfly emerging from the pupa. 145 00:05:07,060 --> 00:05:09,510 Wait. Wait a minute. Something feels off. 146 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:12,820 What are you sniffing at? 147 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:14,240 You don't have to shower every day. 148 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,000 This plate of fries has been in front of you 149 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,800 for a whole three minutes, and you've had nary a nibble. 150 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,450 You have the willpower of a raccoon. 151 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,210 There's no reason why you wouldn't eat these. 152 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,350 Unless you had some seriousmotivation. 153 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,250 You're freezing your eggs! 154 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:27,180 -Busted. -What?! 155 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,670 Is that true?I am. 156 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,360 That is a weird trick, Lexi. 157 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:31,360 Thank you. 158 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:39,370 I know you were thinking about freezing your eggs, 159 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,850 but when did you decide to actually do it? 160 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,340 I had my first consultation yesterday. 161 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:44,200 Get out! Why didn't you tell me? 162 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,380 I didn't want my forced sobriety to cast a shadow 163 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,100 on your Divorce Day. 164 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,690 And I can't have any fries or cake or alcohol or fun 165 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,690 because my next egg might be my best egg. 166 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,380 Oh. Nell. 167 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,730 Scientifically, your best egg would have been years ago. 168 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:58,730 Oh, forget Divorce Day. 169 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:00,490 No, this is yourday. 170 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:02,430 Nell is right. This is the one day 171 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,430 you get to phoenix yourself from the ashes and get so turnt 172 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,400 that you consider getting Ben Affleck's 173 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,780 midlife-crisis back tattoo.Don't do that. 174 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:12,260 I have the Olympic rings right next to my hoo-hah. 175 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,060 I picked the right year to die. 176 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,780 I want to support you on your journey, too, 177 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,580 and your journey does not involve fries and alcohol. 178 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,890 Come on. Do you know how many nights you held my hair back? 179 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:22,760 Now it's my turn to hold back yours. 180 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:25,140 I mean, normally, you're the one that's keeping it all together. 181 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:27,420 But now Iget to be Sam. 182 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:29,070 What a great idea! 183 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:30,590 You willhave to wash your clothes, though. 184 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:32,630 Okay, if you're going to be the responsible one, 185 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,730 I guess that makes me Nell. 186 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,250 I'm in. Hell yeah! 187 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:38,430 Okay. So if you were me, what would you do next? 188 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,120 Okay. I'm Nell. I've just gone through a terrible breakup. 189 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,050 That means I am going to McNicky's, 190 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:45,090 I am doing shots, I'm eating potato skins, 191 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,400 and making out with four different men named Jake. 192 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,060 That iswhat I would do! 193 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:50,960 Okay, ladies, this is where I get off the train. 194 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:53,240 Nell, that leaves you in charge, and I don't want to see 195 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:55,440 these ladies come home barefoot by the end of the night. 196 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,310 No, but that's what happens at McNicky's. 197 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:59,280 Nell...But not tonight. 198 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,760 I'm on it. 199 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:03,630 Jakes! Jakes! Jakes! Jakes! 200 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,800 All: Whoo! 201 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,800 Hey! Edward! The tree lawyer! 202 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,810 Mr. Rhodes. I'm surprised to see you here on a weekend. 203 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,570 Oh, well, I came in to just, you know, 204 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,600 check around the place, make sure it's in shipshape. 205 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,470 And what brings you here? Besides an e-bike? 206 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,780 Ohh. Okay. I was just gonna put something on Lexi's desk. 207 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:27,610 Ah. You two are, uh, mashing potatoes, are ya? 208 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,310 Oh, yes. But we're also dating now. 209 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:34,620 Ah, I knew it! You can't pull anything over on me. 210 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:36,800 And not just because I'm 6'8". 211 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:39,350 You know, I stole that line from my grandmother. 212 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:41,840 Handsome woman. 213 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:44,150 So, look, since you're here, why don't we, uh, 214 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:47,050 go up to my office and, uh, we can get to know each other? 215 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,670 Maybe another time. I just -- 216 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,670 Yeah, but you know what? Since you're dating my daughter, 217 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:53,020 I should be able to vet your character. 218 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:55,640 Oh, come on. It'll be painless. I promise. 219 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,850 It's not like I have a shotgun over my fireplace. 220 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:01,300 Well, not since the accident, but... 221 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:02,890 Man: Whoa! 222 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah, I remember now why we used to 223 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,550 call this place McStickies. 224 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:09,210 It is hauntingly loud in here! Huh? 225 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,730 I can actually feel the noise behind my eyes. 226 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,250 The sun is out. Do these people have no shame?! 227 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,250 And it's perfect for Divorce Day. 228 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,420 Drinks are cheap. Food is greasy. 229 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:19,980 Men are bearded.Hm! 230 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,390 Yes, they are! Hi! Hey! 231 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,740 Happy Divorce Day. I can only stay for one drink. 232 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:27,050 Or, as I like to call it, a gentleman's buzz. 233 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,500 Ohh!So what are we having? 234 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:31,260 Ooh. I will have a glass of Chardonnay. 235 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,230 Single ice cube. Thank you so much. 236 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,680 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 237 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,370 What would Nell order? 238 00:08:36,410 --> 00:08:39,410 I will have two shots of tequila 239 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,210 and that gross blue drink she likes. 240 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,100 Double McSticky! Excellent choice. 241 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,000 No, I willhave that Chardonnay. 242 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,280 But no steel barrels. Only French oak. 243 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:48,730 I'll speak to the sommelier. 244 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,210 Yeah, you do that. 245 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,560 Okay. Listen to me. 246 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,290 If I have to drink that gross blue drink, 247 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,910 you have to take your prenatal vitamin. 248 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:57,290 I know! I just haven't had time to go to the store, 249 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,460 buy the wrong kind, go back and get the right kind. 250 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,020 What? Lucky for you, 251 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:02,950 I always have them on hand. 252 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:04,470 And...ohh! 253 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,580 One left. 254 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:08,470 That is like a full shnack. 255 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:09,960 Why do you still have these? 256 00:09:09,990 --> 00:09:11,960 Have you seen my nails and hair? Come on. 257 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:14,480 Okay, but that is officially the last Sam thing you get to do for today. 258 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,620 From now on, you are fun, single Nell. 259 00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,450 Mnh! Yes! 260 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,310 Now give me your purse. 261 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,900 Yo! What do you have in here?! 262 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,590 Kettlebells?! No! 263 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,730 Now, you know what happens next in McStickies. 264 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:29,600 I have to go and put my face on someone else's face. 265 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:30,980 Damn straight! 266 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:32,950 I'll just be over here... knitting?! 267 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:36,470 Girl! Have you been working on this for like a year?! 268 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,300 It's really a warm day for a fire. 269 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,960 Maybe I could have something to drink? 270 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:44,790 No. What score did you get on your LSATs? 271 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:47,130 And do any diseases run in your family? 272 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,520 176. And jazz fever. 273 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:51,970 Very clever, Edward. 274 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,800 How do you intend to take care of my daughter? 275 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:57,280 Tenderly. I meant financially. 276 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,460 Oh. Well, that's easy. She's rich and you're rich, 277 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,320 so I don't really think she needs me on that front. 278 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:05,120 You know, Edward, I find you to be a bit of a mystery. 279 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,460 I don't like mysteries. 280 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,980 I always read the last two pages first. 281 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:12,640 But there's one place to get to know another man 282 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,300 that's better than anywhere else. 283 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,750 Please don't say steam room 284 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:18,790 or any other shirtless situation. 285 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,270 The basketball court. 286 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,110 Look at that. 287 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:31,800 Alright. What do you say? High score wins, huh? 288 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,840 Alright. I can give it a try. 289 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:36,670 I haven't really played much... 290 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,530 ...since I walked on at Stanford. 291 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,470 Terrific. 292 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,950 Oh, my God. Okay. 293 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:48,160 Blue beanie. 3:00. He's kind of cute, right? 294 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,300 I'm sorry. Why are we wearing a hat indoors? 295 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:52,130 Just lean into being bald, king. 296 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,170 Let that forehead shine! 297 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,650 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 298 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,140 I would not have eaten if I knew 299 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,960 the bar was serving beefcake. 300 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,830 I just want to swim in his eyes 301 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:05,210 like they're a cold pool on a hot day. 302 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,380 Ooh. 303 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,040 Ohh. But look at his hands. 304 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,420 A man with that much finger jewelry 305 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,360 is never going to change a diaper. 306 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:13,360 I am not looking for another husband. 307 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:16,710 I am looking for a temporary home for my tongue. 308 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,400 Oh. Go get 'im, girl. 309 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:23,710 Hi. 310 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,820 Hey. I'm Jake. 311 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:28,130 I'm...Nell. 312 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,860 Come on. Just one glass of water, dude! 313 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,030 I have to take this giant horse pill! Please! 314 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,550 Water! Now! Or I'll have your nuts. 315 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:37,240 Right away, ma'am.Damn. 316 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,620 Nell, it is just thrilling that you're freezing your eggs. 317 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:41,590 I froze mine in my early 20s, 318 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:43,010 as all Rhodes women do 319 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,350 in our scientifically determined prime. 320 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,390 How did TJ respond when you told him? 321 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:50,050 I haven't told him yet.Well, I mean, it's important 322 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,780 to be on the same page about kids. 323 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:54,230 Edward and I had the discussion mid-coitus our very first time. 324 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,430 Thank you for saying "coitus." 325 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,060 And I hear your point. 326 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:00,650 But, yeah, we are doing really well, me and TJ, 327 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,270 but we're also just still getting to know each other. 328 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,650 Nell, you're not high schoolers 329 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,410 fumbling through the dark for belt buckles. 330 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,210 In adult relationships, you have to take action on these things, 331 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,760 whether you want to or not. 332 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:10,760 Huh. 333 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,940 Consider your nuts safe. For now. 334 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,770 Heh. I need a breather. 335 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,390 Not right now! 336 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,740 Ohh! Ugh! My vitamin! 337 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,430 Oh, my bad. 338 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,770 Of course. 339 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:30,920 Uch! 340 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,780 Duncan: I'm usually a lefty, 341 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,130 but I injured myself playing craps. 342 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,410 I need a mulligan. 343 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:41,960 Dunkin' Duncan! 344 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,660 Whew. Shouldn't be winded. 345 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:49,900 Wow! You are dialed in there. 346 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,460 So, have you been keeping the score? 347 00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:54,180 Uh, yeah. That was three wins in a row. 348 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,290 Great. You wanna call it? 349 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,840 I would love to get my gift over to Lexi's desk and surprise her. 350 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,460 You know what? Let's go again, huh? 351 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,160 And, Edward, uh, just a little advice. 352 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:06,710 This time, you should really let me win.What? 353 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,470 Well, you want to get closer to Lexi by befriending me. 354 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:12,820 And in the past, the young men in your situation, 355 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,340 well, they used to let me win. 356 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,170 Well, they probably didn't have my stroke. 357 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,830 Yeah.Uh... 358 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:21,970 But, you know, Lexi used to date this brainiac from MIT. 359 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,970 I beat him at chess seven games in a row, 360 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:28,940 and I don't even know the name of the horsey with no legs. 361 00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:31,530 Enh! 362 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,530 The point is, when you're dating Lexi, 363 00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,710 you're kind of dating me, too. 364 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,570 Got it. 365 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,850 It's called a knight. 366 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,170 It's myname on the machine. 367 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,960 Ohh. Uh, hey, hey. Just coming through. 368 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,730 Just got to pop some folic acid real quick. 369 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,140 Woo-woo! Yeah. 370 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,320 Oh, this is... 371 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,840 Unh. Ugh. Ehh. 372 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:04,490 Oh! I've been there. 373 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,250 It's gonna be okay, girl. 374 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,010 Sam: Nell? Nell? 375 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,780 Sam? What are you doing here? What -- What's wrong?! 376 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,740 You know, it was going great with chunky-ring guy, you know, 377 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,090 and I was, like, pretending to be interested in his podcast 378 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,020 that he has with his brother where they watch movies. 379 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,510 It's called "TarantinBROS." Anyway, we were flirting, 380 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,720 and then we were talking, and then he kissed me. 381 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,620 That's great! You did it! 382 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,410 No, it's not great because he had gum in his mouth. 383 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,550 And now I have gum in my mouth. 384 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:34,110 Oh, mama. No! Oh, oh. Egh. Ugh! 385 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,110 I'm just terrible at being Nell. No. 386 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:40,250 Because I didn't eat enough of the potato skins. 387 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:43,530 And this blue drink, it's triggering my acid reflux. 388 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,360 You're just way better at being me 389 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,950 than I am at being you. 390 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,260 No, I'm not! 391 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,780 Sam, I just downed a dirty pill 392 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:51,890 with a handful of bathroom sink water. 393 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,100 And it got stuck. I can feel it in my chest. 394 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:58,380 And I'm terrible at being an adult and responsible, 395 00:14:58,410 --> 00:14:59,620 and I'm freaking out. 396 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,380 It's only been one day. 397 00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,930 How am I supposed to do this for a month?! 398 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,660 And then 9 months?! And then 18 years?! 399 00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,450 It's okay. It's okay. 400 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,940 We're gonna be okay. 401 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,460 Yeah. 402 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,490 Oh, and I lost your purse. 403 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:14,940 No! My purse?! 404 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,500 43, 44, 45, and my two emergency quarters. 405 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,810 So, yep, it's all there.Thank God. 406 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:26,990 Yeah, but my knitting is gone, and that is on you. 407 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,850 Yeah, I think if we learned anything today, 408 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:31,620 it is that I am not ready to take vitamins properly 409 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:35,100 or keep track of a purse, let alone another human. 410 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:36,620 Girl, just listen, alright? 411 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,240 You don't have to have this baby tomorrow. 412 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,280 You don't even have to make the decision tomorrow. 413 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,660 This is all just insurance in case one day you want to. 414 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,630 I do want it someday, 415 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:48,290 but right now I can't picture myself doing it. 416 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,980 Especially alone. 417 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,150 I think that's why I liked pretending to be you. 418 00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:54,120 Because I'm afraid of what comes next. 419 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,470 You were pretending to be me to be brave?Obviously. 420 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,990 I was pretending to be you to be brave. 421 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,300 Girl, why?! 422 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,650 No! 423 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,820 I don't know! 424 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,170 Look at us. 425 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,550 Oh, I guess we're both scared. 426 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,660 And we're both brave. Hm. 427 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:16,660 And if I'm being brave, ugh, I think I should tell TJ. 428 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,520 Alright. 429 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,010 Just remember, though, okay? 430 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,800 No matter where that relationship goes, 431 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,320 just know I got your back. 432 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,700 Thanks, Sam. I got your back, too, you know. 433 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:28,670 I know. And whenever you decide that -- 434 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,910 My scarf! 435 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,020 Girl, you better get him! 436 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,330 Hey! That is my scarf! 437 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,330 You better -- Hey! Listen to me! 438 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,750 You are so brave! 439 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,020 Hah. 440 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,720 Hi. 441 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,720 Apologies. I'm eavesdropping. 442 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,480 After 20 years alone in a cabin, even this is riveting. 443 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:43,860 Look who's back. 444 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,380 And using his words. 445 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,660 After my first book was so successful, 446 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,590 I was afraid my next one couldn't live up to it, 447 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,560 so I hid away in that cabin for years. 448 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,010 And now I'm afraid of what's next. 449 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,180 That's why you didn't tell me anything. 450 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,740 You didn't want me to finish your obituary. 451 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:00,910 Yes. 452 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,600 So what do you want to do? Hm? 453 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,710 Is it just you and me forever, Fredrick P.? 454 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,090 After listening to you and your friend talk, 455 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:12,470 it seems I can be scared and brave at the same time. 456 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,060 Plus, I can't go to an Ed Sheeran concert with you. 457 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,270 I can't. 458 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,270 You are missing out! 459 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,380 I suspect I'm not. 460 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,800 You know, the truth is, 461 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,450 I-I used to find it a little annoying 462 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:28,800 when Lexi's old boyfriends would let me win. 463 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,420 And now I'm trying to figure out 464 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,980 if it's more annoying that you didn't. 465 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,600 Sir, I've always found it hard 466 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,780 to pretend to be somebody I'm not. 467 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,230 You couldn't throw a brick up every now and then? 468 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,440 No. 469 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:46,090 My touch is too good. 470 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,580 But I really do like Lexi. 471 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,550 And I want you to like me, too. 472 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,760 It just needs to be the real me. 473 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,380 Uh-huh. 474 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:58,800 You know, I asked Lexi to dinner tonight, and she said no. 475 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,280 Which is a first. 476 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,460 So she must really like you, too. 477 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,080 Keep it up, little fella. 478 00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:14,670 Oh, the picture frame. 479 00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,300 Well, now that you've had the chance 480 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,850 to look everything over, what do you think? 481 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,680 You want to buy a newspaper? 482 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,270 Wonderful! 483 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,310 Well, thiswill surprise Lexi. 484 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,480 I thought for sure you'd be too wasted 485 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,000 to still want to meet tonight. 486 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,180 Hey. Hi. 487 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:37,530 Um, I actually did do drugs off the bathroom floor, 488 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,460 but, nope, I'm sober. 489 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:42,190 Sounds like someone owes you a refund. 490 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,150 Hey. So, there's something that I want to tell you. 491 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,500 You hate Ed Sheeran. 492 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,880 Oh. I knew it was too good to be true. 493 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:48,850 No. I love him. 494 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,370 I wanted to tell you 495 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,820 that I did not go to the dentist yesterday morning. 496 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,680 I was at the fertility clinic because I'm freezing my eggs. 497 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,720 I know we just started dating, and it's really weird 498 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,960 to talk about these big conversations. 499 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,970 I just know that I want to have kids. 500 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,070 Maybe not tomorrow, but they are in my future. 501 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,040 And, you know, I got to start taking steps towards that today. 502 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:13,220 I grew up in a big family, the oldest of four, 503 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,700 two working parents. 504 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,630 I practically raised my younger siblings. 505 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:18,360 Oh. And I loved it. 506 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,670 Oh, I'm sure you're a great big brother. 507 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,190 Yeah. I'm awesome. 508 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,470 But I have kind of always known 509 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:30,270 that having kids is not for me. 510 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,890 Oh. 511 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,550 Damn. Okay. 512 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,830 Yeah, that took a turn at the end. 513 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,520 I just -- I just want to be honest with you 514 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,350 so you don't feel like you're wasting your time. 515 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,110 This wasn't a waste of time. I really like you. 516 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,490 I really like you. 517 00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,420 Can I still bring you coffee? 518 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,050 Yeah. 519 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,120 But make it a green smoothie. But not too green. 520 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,710 I want -- I want there to be kale in it, 521 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,430 but I don't want to taste the kale. 522 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:57,880 Like, at all. Okay.Yeah. Yeah. 523 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,850 Nell: Life is full of expectations. 524 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,440 We get comfortable in one chapter, 525 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:03,960 only to find ourselves entering a new one. 526 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:06,130 Fredrick P. Moreau knew that pressure well 527 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,440 when he famously retreated from his early success. 528 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,380 Mm. You're missing a semicolon. 529 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,210 Alright. So we tension our yarn length... 530 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,240 But there is no perfect way to move forward. 531 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,730 There's only the courage to go in that direction. 532 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,520 Not everyone is going to be on board with your next move. 533 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,150 Some things may fall away... 534 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,880 and others remain, but take new shapes. 535 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,640 ♪ Any day now 536 00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:30,910 Mmm! Yes! 537 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:36,130 And even though we may feel afraid of what comes next... 538 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:41,100 Oh? It's a framed photo of us! 539 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,580 It is. 540 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,480 You can neversurprise me! 541 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,480 ...the important thing is to not let that fear stop you. 542 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,420 I wouldn't even want to try. 543 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,600 Hey, girl, I brought you your favorite snack!Oh, cheese! 544 00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,180 Now open up. You got to do it in one bite. 545 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,740 It is that good.Oh. 546 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,600 Uh-huh. Mmm! Mmm! Mm-- 547 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,120 Wait. Is there a pill in here? 548 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:05,950 It's your prenatal vitamin. It's the only way. 549 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,950 I can't do it. No. Mm-hmm. Yes, you can. 550 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,130 It's too big.Close your mouth. You got to swa-- 551 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,960 You got to -- I'm gonna close your mouth.I can't do it. 552 00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:13,610 Yeah, there we go. And I'm gonna rub your throat, okay?Mnh-mnh. 553 00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:15,270 I'm not a dog. 554 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,750 I'm gonna rub your throat. I'm gonna rub your throat. 555 00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,620 I swallowed it. 556 00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,790 That's a good girl! 557 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,450 Thank you. Yeah. 558 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,310 Want to go for a walk in the park later? Sure! 41427

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