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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,911 Father, I've returned. 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,347 Where have you been, Henrietta Woodstone? 3 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,384 Why, with friends at the pedestrianism event, of course. 4 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,519 Ooh, how those walkers walked. 5 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,089 It looked like John Whitaker was going to win, 6 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,932 but then Jim Smithee walked a little bit faster. 7 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,126 Are you sure that's the story you wish to stick with? 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,760 Because in just a few weeks' time 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,430 I'll be able to read the results for myself in the paper. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,732 What are you saying, Father? 11 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,201 You were not walker watching. 12 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,936 You were rendezvousing with that painter paramour of yours. 13 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,605 What? No! Really? 14 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,041 Then explain this. 15 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,142 Oh, dear. 16 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,278 You posed for this, this pornography. 17 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,980 It's art, and he is a genius. 18 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,717 Full ankle! How could you? 19 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:52,286 Maybe I did show a little too much skin but... Too much skin?! 20 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,822 Thank God your mother is currently involuntarily 21 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,425 institutionalized with hysteria, because this would kill her! 22 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,768 Okay. I'm off to the airport. I will be back Monday. 23 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,470 I have a bachelorette party in Chicago 24 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,771 for my friend Stacey. 25 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,506 Ooh, Stacey "hot college friend" Stacey? 26 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,275 Loving her Instagram posts recently. 27 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,977 Yes. Thank you, by the way, for DM'ing her "wowza" 28 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,612 while logged in to Jay's account. 29 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,948 Yep, anytime you find questionable Internet activity, 30 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,082 it's the ghosts. 31 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,084 You're away the whole weekend? 32 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,121 Who's gonna flip pages in our magazines? 33 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,157 Or move things we desire to be moved? 34 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:32,092 Yes, I will miss you all, too. Especially you. 35 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,495 Babe. 36 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,930 I am glad that my sister and Eric are coming up, though, 37 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,632 'cause I did not want to be alone 38 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:39,976 in a house full of creepy ghosts. 39 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,169 No offense. 40 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,636 How we not take offense at that? 41 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,539 So Bela and Eric are still going strong, huh? 42 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,751 Oh, that's the guy she was here with last Christmas. Yes. 43 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,377 Bela seems so happy. 44 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,845 I'm just glad she's finally giving a good guy a shot. 45 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,182 Did you know he secretly took classes to learn 46 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,459 how to make crepes because Bela told him 47 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:56,617 she loves crepes? 48 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,619 The guy's the total package. I mean, 49 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,489 he's an architect, he's a human, he wears pants. 50 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,099 You almost have sex with a guy's sister 51 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,483 one time with another man's penis, 52 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,669 you never hear the end of it. 53 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,261 Well, have a great weekend, everybody. 54 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,529 Love you. Mwah. Love you. 55 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,664 Oh! Remember when you drink too much rosé, 56 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:11,665 you get a headache. 57 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,767 And if a pillow fight breaks out, 58 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:14,867 you be open to it. 59 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:18,239 Bring back head of bachelorette. 60 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:21,074 Thor not really know what bachelorette party is. 61 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,344 Now, the thing about planning a wedding 62 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,979 is you want it to be a most exclusive event. 63 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,757 It's almost more important who you don't invite. 64 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:28,882 Hey, guys, what's going on? 65 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,884 Let's keep him in mind to fill that vital role. 66 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,984 Hello, Peter. 67 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,387 Hetty has graciously 68 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,022 agreed to be our wedding planner, 69 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:37,391 and she's giving us a little consult. 70 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,568 To think that we once planned battles 71 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,194 on opposite sides of a war, 72 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,629 and now we're smelling cakes. 73 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,063 Ah, I love a wedding. 74 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,533 Carol and I had our reception at the VFW Hall. 75 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,668 Oh, it was a heck of an affair. 76 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,437 Not unlike the one my best man had 77 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,577 years later with my bride. 78 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,773 Okay, so no toasts from Peter. 79 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,842 Now, let's talk budget. 80 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,212 Oh, well, I do have that $10,000 from my book advance, 81 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,013 so sky's the limit. 82 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,317 Surely we don't want to spend all of our money on the wedding. 83 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,919 Hey, ghosts. So, I put out 84 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,557 some wedding cake options downstairs on the kitchen table. 85 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,560 Okay, I'm gonna go say that in all the other rooms. 86 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,729 To the kitchen! Huzzah! 87 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,969 Did you hear that? Nigel just referred to Isaac's money 88 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,372 using the pronoun "our." He said "our money." 89 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,741 I guess he did. That money is not Nigel's. It's Isaac's. 90 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,278 Well, once you get married, it's community property. 91 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,698 Your wife was community property. 92 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,414 I am so sorry. 93 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,049 You said that thing earlier. I thought the doors were open. 94 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,518 We're here! 95 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,687 Bela, it's so great to see you! 96 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,389 Where's Eric? Did you guys break up? 97 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,289 Don't tell me you're seeing the motorcycle guy 98 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,725 that lives in your building. 99 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,060 Jean-Claude? I mean, I do like a bad boy. 100 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,297 Yeah, she does. But no. 101 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,740 Things with me and Eric are great. 102 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,999 He's just grabbing my bags. 103 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,501 Oh. So, 104 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,269 what's been going on with the ghosts? 105 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,471 Oh, big, big stuff. 106 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,807 Uh, Sass haunts my dreams now. 107 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,343 Uh, Isaac and Nigel got engaged. Oh. 108 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,078 And then, Flower got sucked off. Good for her. 109 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,947 Solving my murder doesn't even make the list? 110 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,949 You son of a bitch. There he is! 111 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,619 Hey! Hey! Thank you so much for having us. 112 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,920 Yeah. I'm just sorry 113 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,488 that Sam couldn't be here. 114 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,956 She-She's not here, right? 115 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,701 No, she had to go to a bachelorette party. 116 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,127 Drinking blood of vanquished bachelorette Stacey. 117 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,363 I just wanted to thank you in person. 118 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,365 Those designs that you did for the restaurant? 119 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,099 I was blown away. 120 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,944 Well, you guys said that you couldn't afford an architect, 121 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,838 which is why those plans are on the house. 122 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,440 What? Seriously? Mm-hmm. 123 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:33,841 Eric is most generous. 124 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,776 No. No, no, no, I can't accept that. 125 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,946 He can, and he will. Are we really doing this dance, Jay? 126 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,357 What are the ghosts saying? Are they surprised? 127 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,582 Well, you know, 128 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,317 Sam's the one who can hear them. 129 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,857 All I do is make cakes for them and then throw the cakes away. 130 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,821 Eric, can we tell him? 131 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,657 I thought we agreed that we wouldn't. 132 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,124 What's going on? I'm sorry. 133 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,560 What's going on? Please. I mean, 134 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,203 who's going to understand more than Jay? 135 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,829 Okay, fine. 136 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,532 So, remember last Christmas when I tried to let Trevor possess me 137 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,744 so that he could be with Bela, but I electrocuted myself 138 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,470 and legally died for several minutes? 139 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,805 Yes, I do recall that. Yeah. 140 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,307 Well, when we got back to Boston, a couple weeks later... 141 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,642 Eric can see ghosts! 142 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,778 What? Yes! 143 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,613 What? Are they freaking out? 144 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,757 They're freaking out, yeah. 145 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,848 This is incredible. 146 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,350 Who all's in here right now? 147 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,319 Uh, well, let's see. Um, there's Alberta. 148 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,689 So nice to meet you. Skipping over pleasantries, 149 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,824 I need a page turn in my People magazine. 150 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,893 She says "hello." What? 151 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,571 And, uh, there's the Revolutionary War guy, 152 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,996 Isaac. Yeah. 153 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,440 Oh, and there's the-the arrow guy. 154 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,833 My man Pete! 155 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,234 Pete is not in here. 156 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,504 This dude can't see ghosts. My gods. 157 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,806 Eric is lying. 158 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,073 Isaac, 159 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,773 you have a big problem on your hands. Oh. 160 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,645 Nigel will come around to the carrot cake. Don't you worry. 161 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:48,048 I'm talking about his referring to your fortune as "our money." 162 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,550 I'm not following. 163 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,060 I know no one likes to think this at the beginning, 164 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,429 but what if things don't work out? 165 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,863 You needn't look any further than this room 166 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,632 to see two sad-sack losers who lost out on love. 167 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,124 I'm just trying to watch TV. 168 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,359 Yeah, why are we being attacked? 169 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,861 As cautionary tales! 170 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,672 I'm just saying, not all marriages work out. 171 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,031 Hey, I never got divorced. 172 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,433 Luckily, the arrow felled me 173 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,143 before I found out my marriage was a sham. 174 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,769 And I never married the car ghost. 175 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,504 Things ended amicably when she told me 176 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,940 she wanted to live on the road so she could smell Arby's. 177 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,274 Oh, my God. It's like 178 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,276 a sadness duel, and they've both been shot dead. 179 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,954 You know, Isaac, you could just ask Nigel 180 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,989 to agree to a prenup, stating that if you do break up, 181 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,415 he doesn't get half your money. 182 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,916 Yes! Yes, yes! 183 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,918 I'm not saying that things won't work out. 184 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,054 I am saying, protect yourself in case. 185 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,156 No one has more to lose than the rich. 186 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,124 Yet, no one ever looks out for us. 187 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,728 And you know who's still bumming around Boston? Samuel Adams. 188 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,372 Yeah. I will tell him you say hi, Isaac. 189 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,731 It's not a problem. 190 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,033 Isaac is not even here, you liar! 191 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,446 Speaking of Samuel Adams, do either of you guys want a beer? 192 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,404 Yes. You know what? I'll grab 'em, yeah, yeah. 193 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,574 Yes, Thor, you can smell mine. 194 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,975 Oh, my gosh. 195 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,077 He's not wrong. I do want to smell, 196 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,612 but I not say that! 197 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,547 This is unbelievable. Right? 198 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,016 And it has made me and Eric way tighter. 199 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,951 I mean, he's going through so much, 200 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,187 and I just want to be there for him. 201 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,789 Trevor, do something! 202 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,500 Text Bela that this guy's not on the level. 203 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,958 I can't. He closed the laptop. 204 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,460 He flipped over the iPad. 205 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,961 There's no defeating that. 206 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,162 This guy is an evil genius. 207 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,574 I just can't believe there's another person 208 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,500 who knows exactly what I'm going through, 209 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,401 and it's my sister. 210 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,746 Of all the things that could have brought us closer together. 211 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,648 Turns out it was dating white people who see ghosts. 212 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,973 Surprise! 213 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,809 Oh! 214 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,153 There was weather in Chicago, and my flight got cancelled. 215 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,113 Hey, Bela! Sam! 216 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,649 You missed an incredible turn of events. 217 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,318 Ghosts, hold on. Hold on. 218 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,686 Jay, go. 219 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,955 Eric can see ghosts now! 220 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,323 Seriously?! Yes! 221 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,158 No! Is lie! 222 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,858 He's lying to Bela. He can't see ghosts. 223 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,461 Pete was just telling me 224 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,363 the funniest thing in the kitchen. Oh, crap. 225 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,767 I mean, hi, Sam. Great to see you. 226 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:52,749 Eric's lying. He can't see ghosts. 227 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,141 What? Why would he do that? 228 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,561 Because he's trying to pull a fast one on your sister, pal. 229 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,579 Says the man that catfished her for three months. 230 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,881 Technically, I never said I was alive. 231 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,050 So, if she made assumptions, that's on her. 232 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,261 I don't know what's going on, but we need to talk to Bela. 233 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,187 She's never gonna give a nice guy a shot again. 234 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,256 I'll tell you that much. She's just gonna go run 235 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:10,858 into the arms of Jean-Claude. 236 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,159 He's a really cute 237 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,059 motorcycle guy she's mentioned a couple times. 238 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,930 Whatever. Sounds like a loser. Can't even afford a car. 239 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,866 Says man who can't afford pants. 240 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:22,202 Hey, Sam, Jay and... Pete? 241 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,071 Nope. Oh, I can explain. 242 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,039 This is just weird, man. 243 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,059 And part of me feels like I shouldn't even accept 244 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,043 free architecture plans, but you know what? 245 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,412 I'm gonna be the bigger person. 246 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,615 Now, what's going on? 247 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,617 Okay, so, for the first couple weeks 248 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,795 after the Christmas we spent here, things were going great. 249 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,320 Right? I mean, I was, like, 250 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,322 this dangerous, cool guy who agreed 251 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,502 to get electrocuted in order to facilitate ghost sex. 252 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,459 We almost made history. But, 253 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,128 subtly, slowly, I just... 254 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,430 I felt Bela, like, getting bored with me. 255 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,600 So you decided to lie to her? I panicked. 256 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,077 Okay? And-and Bela was talking about 257 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,969 how-how cool it would have been 258 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,381 if the near-death caused me to develop ghost powers like you. 259 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,540 And so, I went with it. 260 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,276 I came clean about the burden I'd been carrying 261 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,545 that I was now able to see ghosts. 262 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,280 Damn it, Eric, we were rooting for you. 263 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,149 You took a crepe-making class. 264 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,151 I know I have to tell Bela the truth, 265 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,121 but I also know that she's gonna break up with me. 266 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,289 And I'm in love with her. 267 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,459 Oh, he's a fool, but he's a fool in love. 268 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,961 I'm really sorry, you guys. 269 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,562 I'm gonna go get this over with. 270 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,032 Just wait. Wait! 271 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,770 What if there was a way to end the lie 272 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,805 without Bela ever getting hurt? 273 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,306 What are you proposing, Jay? 274 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,446 I don't like what you did. 275 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,943 Okay? Yeah. No, I understand. 276 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,778 But I do think you're good for my sister. 277 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,813 So, here's what I'm thinking. 278 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,449 Oh, I love when Jay tees up a big idea. 279 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,718 We stage an accident, something to undo the curse. 280 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,520 You-you hit your head, and voilà 281 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,023 you can't see ghosts, curse gone. 282 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,392 Don't love referring to seeing ghosts as curse, 283 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,361 but is good plan. 284 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,796 What do you think, babe? 285 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,273 Well, I do think people make mistakes. 286 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,608 And maybe this is just making the best 287 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,067 of some bad options? 288 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,169 Sam's on board with this meshuggener? 289 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,771 Actually, it's mishegas. 290 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,514 Someone who has a lot of mishegas is meshuggener. 291 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,708 Can you name one jazz artist? 292 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,185 Okay, but we got to talk about logistics. 293 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,419 Well, you may be surprised to find out 294 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,312 that I have an extensive tumbling background. 295 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,613 So, at the right moment, 296 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,382 I'll just throw myself down the stairs. 297 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,484 Or you-you could just say you fell down the stairs. 298 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,120 No, I'm done lying. 299 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,255 Let's get ready to tumble. 300 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,794 Tell me what's on your mind. 301 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,662 Well, Hetty and Pete had an interesting idea. 302 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,030 Seeing as I have all the money 303 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,331 and you have no money, 304 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,266 uh, perhaps you would agree to what they call 305 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,702 a prenuptial agreement. 306 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,369 Stating that in the unlikely event 307 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,537 things go south, I would 308 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,673 get to keep all my aforementioned money. 309 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,574 I see. 310 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,877 Oh, that's a big weight off my chest. 311 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,279 Now I do want to discuss the rather delicate issue 312 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,048 of the carrot cake. 313 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,684 So, you think our marriage won't last! 314 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,252 Oh, dear. 315 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,663 Well, I don't think one should head into 316 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,956 a commitment such as this planning to fail. 317 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,425 No one is planning to fail. 318 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,728 I'm just planning to continue to be rich 319 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,362 in the event things do fail. 320 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:06,666 Oh, if it isn't our wedding planner. 321 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,344 I wasn't aware it was part of your services 322 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,204 to sabotage the marriage right out of the gate! 323 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,151 Well, he was none too pleased 324 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,910 about the prenuptial idea, Hetty. 325 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,179 This is why you have these conversations now. 326 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,413 So what are you saying? 327 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,382 If he doesn't agree to this, we shouldn't wed? 328 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,617 Isaac, marriage is a business arrangement. 329 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,253 Don't let love cloud your judgment. 330 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,356 I don't want to end up poor, 331 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,358 but I also don't want to end up a loser in love 332 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,094 like Pete or Sasappis. 333 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,428 It was Arby's. 334 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,097 I was supportive! 335 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,474 Okay, don't group me in with Pete! 336 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,566 Mmm. 337 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,303 So when are we doing this thing? 338 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,806 Sam, get in here! Let's get this show on the road! 339 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,675 Maybe fall down stairs actually result in death? 340 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,845 We don't know, but Thor excited to find out. 341 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,256 I don't want to be weird, but, um, 342 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,015 would you mind telling Trevor I say hi? 343 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,150 Of course, no problem. 344 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,585 He says hi back. 345 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,620 Yep. Yep. He looks amazing, by the way. 346 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,589 Jawline is as strong as ever. 347 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,792 I wish I could say as much about the hair. 348 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,493 What? He's losing his hair? 349 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,128 Do ghosts go bald? 350 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,572 You know what? I don't make the rules, 351 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,231 but apparently, yeah, they do. 352 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,801 Oh, I hate him but I respect it. 353 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,235 Here's some hors d'oeuvres. 354 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,904 Oh. Help yourselves. 355 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,105 You guys, that's so nice. 356 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,382 So nice. You know, I'm actually gonna, uh, 357 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,008 freshen up before dinner, 358 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,575 but I will be right down. 359 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,145 Whoa. Oh, wow. 360 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,780 I just walked right through Flower. 361 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,950 Oh, my God. I'm so... I'm so woozy. 362 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,086 Oh. All right, well, I better be careful on those stairs. 363 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,664 I thought you said Flower got sucked off. 364 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,360 Did I say that? 365 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,295 Yes, you very distinctly told me that. 366 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,964 You said it was "huge news." 367 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,034 Sam, did Flower get sucked off or not? 368 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,174 Flower did get sucked off. 369 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,337 Eric must have just gotten confused. 370 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,806 That doesn't make sense. He wasn't confused. 371 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,241 He said he walked through Flower, 372 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,476 and then he got high, which is her power, right? 373 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,256 But how could he have walked through Flower 374 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,212 if she's not even here? 375 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,648 Well, the jig is up. 376 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,016 Okay. 377 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,018 Eric can't see ghosts. 378 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,154 I'm sorry, what? 379 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,388 Why would he say that? 380 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,632 And why were you going along with it? 381 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,024 He just cares about you so much 382 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,659 and you guys seemed so happy. 383 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,661 And it was a little lie. 384 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,029 A little lie? 385 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,031 He took me to Minnesota for my birthday 386 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,399 to have dinner with Prince. 387 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,859 I'm feeling so wobbly from Flower. 388 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:21,934 Oh, no. Eric. 389 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,036 Eric! 390 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,341 Oh! 391 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,143 I hit my head so hard. 392 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,511 Where are the ghosts? 393 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:35,648 I-I don't see them. They're gone. 394 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,050 No... 395 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,519 Eric, Bela knows the truth. 396 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,589 Okay, then. Here's some more truth. 397 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,657 I'm pretty sure I broke my fibula. 398 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,398 I don't think it's broken. Can you move it? 399 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,632 Yeah, but it hurts. 400 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,833 Good, you deserve it. 401 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,969 Okay, we need to splint this and call his parents. 402 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,505 Just mercy kill him. Put out of misery. 403 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,739 I recommend painkillers. 404 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,574 For him, and for you guys. 405 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,775 Put on some Dave Matthews, 406 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,220 that's a way to spend an afternoon. 407 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,446 Bela, please do not blame Sam and Jay. 408 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,066 It wasn't their fault. I-I just put them in a terrible position. 409 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,183 No, this is on me. 410 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,451 I'm the one who came up with 411 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,120 the whole "reverse the curse" idea. 412 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,555 What? Why? 413 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,258 Because I think deep down Eric is a good guy 414 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,492 and loves you. 415 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,061 And I just didn't want you to end up 416 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,629 with another Jean-Claude type. 417 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,739 Well, you don't have to worry about that 418 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,098 because he's not a real option. 419 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,666 Jean-Claude is a ghost 420 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,806 that lives in my building. 421 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,636 Or I guess he's not a ghost. 422 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,472 He's just another part of Eric's elaborate lie, apparently. 423 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,542 Bela, wait. I-I'm sorry, I ju... Oh. 424 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,111 We really messed up. 425 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,412 I feel terrible. 426 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,712 I'm not really wild about Bela 427 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,991 having a thing for another ghost. 428 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,316 As far as she knew. 429 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,652 Seriously? We're doing this now? 430 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,396 Hey, I am willing to concede that she should be with 431 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,989 someone from her own plane of existence, 432 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,357 but if ghosts are on the table, 433 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,824 I'd like to be top choice. 434 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,161 Okay, Sasappis, 435 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,628 enough with the mystery. 436 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,031 Why do you insist on leading me down this corridor? 437 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,832 There's something you need to see. 438 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,869 This. You recall this painting? 439 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,737 My lurid shame. 440 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,073 What is this doing here? 441 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,975 I haven't seen this in 150 years. 442 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,511 Stop looking, you pervert. I see you ankle ogling. 443 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,322 Okay, I brought you here to remind you of a time 444 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,282 when you once faced a similar choice 445 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,384 as the one you now advise Isaac on. 446 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,386 Henrietta Woodstone, I forbid you from seeing 447 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,853 this destitute artist again. 448 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,655 But I want to marry him. 449 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,890 And live off what? 450 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,534 Because if you follow through with that threat, 451 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,459 you'll be cut off. 452 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,395 I'm sorry, cut off? 453 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,729 From my money. 454 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,664 You'll get not one penny more. 455 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,167 And this mansion that was to go to you 456 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,636 and your eventual husband, that would be gone, too. 457 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,671 I thought he mean "cut off" like her head. 458 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,540 I know you did, big guy. 459 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,209 Much less exciting now. 460 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,345 The choice is yours, Henrietta. 461 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,683 You once chose money over love. 462 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,253 And were you happy? 463 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,624 Oh. Nice ankle, you whore. 464 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,794 Hey, Bela, w-we just wanted to say again 465 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,730 how sorry we were. 466 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,174 If you're here to get me to forgive Eric, 467 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,198 you can forget about it. 468 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,201 No, we just wanted to apologize. 469 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,438 It just sucks because I actually really liked him. 470 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,040 I thought he could've been the one. 471 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,441 But you can't start off 472 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,776 a relationship like that. 473 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,246 Something that's meant to be can't start on a lie. 474 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,014 I couldn't agree more. Well... 475 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,115 Wait, what? 476 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,783 Ooh, we're gonna dig in on this. 477 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,185 I-I'm just saying 478 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,629 that our relationship could've started 479 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,755 with like a teeny, tiny little lie. 480 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,091 What was the lie, Sam? 481 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,801 Was that it you could solve a Rubik's Cube? 482 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,694 Because those were tough. 483 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,039 So, you remember how we met because we kept 484 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,373 running into each other at that cute coffee shop 485 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,397 in the West Village? 486 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,842 Yeah, it was our neighborhood spot. 487 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,302 Well, it was your neighborhood spot. 488 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,437 The first time I went there 489 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,282 was to meet a friend. And then I got chatting 490 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,650 to this really handsome guy in line. 491 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,609 And I thought maybe there was a spark, 492 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,978 so the next morning I went back 493 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,513 to see if he would be there again, 494 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,449 after waking up at 6:00 a.m. to catch the PATH train 495 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,518 from Jersey City, where I lived. 496 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,253 You thirsty bitch. 497 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,597 I thought you lived on Bleecker. 498 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,590 What does Jay have? I don't get it. 499 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,492 He plays D&D and owns a Chewbacca watch. 500 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,926 I just didn't want you to think 501 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,462 I was some weirdo who stalked you at a coffee shop. 502 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,997 Uh, but you were a weirdo 503 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,465 who stalked me in a coffee shop. 504 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,934 Only for two months, and then I actually moved there. 505 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,738 The point is, it all worked out. 506 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,440 So, you're saying 507 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,409 you think I should give Eric another chance? 508 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,812 I'm saying that sometimes people do crazy things for love. 509 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,114 Aww, babe. 510 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:31,351 Yeah, I once walked across frozen fjord to attend orgy. 511 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,420 Sort of a fjorgy, if you will. 512 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,289 Yes! 513 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,657 I am kinda bummed though, 514 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,161 because seeing ghosts made Eric a bit of a bad boy. 515 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,197 Well, I mean, Jean-Claude's a bit of a bad boy, isn't he? 516 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,433 Jean-Claude's not real, Jay. 517 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,768 Exactly. He's inside Eric. 518 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,471 He's been inside Eric this whole time. 519 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,006 Hey, hey. So, I'm gonna head out. 520 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,743 Um, I'm leaving you the car. I'm gonna take an Uber Pool. 521 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,411 It says it's gonna take 14 hours, 522 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,046 but it's what I deserve. 523 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,251 I don't think that's necessary... 524 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,485 Jean-Claude. 525 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,688 Excusez-moi? 526 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,523 I'm willing to give you a clean slate. 527 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,226 But from here on out, it's total honesty. 528 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,027 Absolutely. 529 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,832 Now, tell me about that time you hit an oil slick 530 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,501 on the road to Saint-Tropez. 531 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,036 But of course, mademoiselle. 532 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,305 Oh, ho-ho! 533 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,340 That accent. How would anybody believe that? 534 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,509 Wasn't your prom date a fake French guy? 535 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,677 Okay, sure, that's fair. 536 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,046 Pete, say joke again. Clever combining of words. 537 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,315 All right, here we go. 538 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,983 Fjorgy. 539 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,486 Yeah. Not funny second time. 540 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,435 And so I find myself at a crossroads, Samantha. 541 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,360 What should I do? 542 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,637 I think that if you love Nigel, 543 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,029 that's all that matters. 544 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,599 Spoken like a true poor who didn't inherit her mansion 545 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,066 until after she married. 546 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,570 I mean, thank you. 547 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,182 Will you please tell me what this is about? 548 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,175 I have something to say and I need you both to hear it. 549 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,577 Oh, Samantha, welcome back. 550 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,314 I'm sorry about that bachelorette party. 551 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,857 Oh, thank you, yeah, it would have been fun. 552 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,281 But Stacey's actually talking about 553 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,485 rescheduling a spring trip to Lake Havasu, so... 554 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,020 I didn't ask for a Dickens novel. 555 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,120 Now, Isaac, 556 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,690 I fear I gave you bad counsel earlier. 557 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,158 I once faced a choice 558 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,161 between money and love, and I chose money. 559 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,664 And in many ways, I was poorer for it. 560 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,833 Really? But you love money. 561 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,402 I know. Money can buy wonderful things. 562 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,572 Mansions and coachmen and unlimited cocaine. 563 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:37,076 But the point is, I was not happy in my marriage. 564 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,647 I never got a chance to experience what you two had. 565 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,518 So, don't throw away your chance at happiness 566 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,387 for a petty fortune. 567 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,491 I don't want to lose you. 568 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,993 Nor I you, Captain Higgintoot. 569 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,229 Also, this thing about Eric, 570 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,164 uh, lying about seeing ghosts is a reminder 571 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,966 of just how rare Samantha's gift is. 572 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,834 And without someone like her around 573 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,612 to help us spend it, what good even is money? 574 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,205 Interesting. So you're saying Samantha's imminent demise, 575 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,207 in a way, makes the money less important. 576 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,976 Imminent? Exactly! 577 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,911 How many have we seen come and go? 578 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,881 Her life is a blip in the grand scheme, 579 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,383 but once she's gone, 580 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,050 you two will still have each other. 581 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,820 Now that's a lovely sentiment. 582 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,755 I work out twice a week. I eat well. 583 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,625 I don't want a prenup. I just want you. 584 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,660 Because love is more important than money. 585 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,496 And Samantha is going to die. 586 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,331 Oh, Isaac. 587 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,833 Okay, well, I'm going to go. So glad everything worked out. 588 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:34,834 Congrats. 589 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,235 Don't be upset. 590 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,705 Be inspired by our words. 591 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,041 Stop wasting your life sitting around not doing cocaine! 592 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,049 Captioning sponsored by CBS 593 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,052 and TOYOTA. 594 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,312 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 43927

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