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Hey!

What's up? How are you?

How are you?

I'm good.

What's up?

Um, I think I need your help.

With what?

Um, I was thinking...

Can I help you with something?

Sure, you want me to do the trash or something?

Um, not really.

Um, something like more personal?

Sure, what's up?

Um, like you know, um...

My marriage with Peter...

It's not really good.

Why not? He's a great guy.

Yeah, but like, you know...

I thought...

It would be something different.

In different ways.

You know?

I mean, um...

Um, I thought...

It's supposed to be like more sex in our life.

Is he not like fucking you?

Yeah.

Oh, well I mean...

I can talk to him for you.

You know, tell him to...

Hey, you gotta do your part.

I think like it's not needed...

To talk to him.

You probably can help me with something else.

Yeah, what's up?

Um, can you fuck me?

No, I can't do that.

Why?

Cause I care about Peter a lot.

I know, but...

Um...

Look, I know he's a little nerdy...

You know what I mean?

He's not like a very hands-on man.

But I mean, I can talk to him, but I can't fuck you.

He's my friend.

I appreciate it, it's beautiful, but um...

No, that's my friend. That's my stepdad.

Okay, well...

You married to me.

I'm not your mom.

And he's not your stepdad.

True.

Yes, and...

Look, can you help me?

I can't fuck you.

It'll break his...

Have you seen the guy?

He's like nerdy, nice, loving, caring...

It'll break his heart.

Oh, yeah.

I was thinking it's going to be something different

What do you mean?

Well, that marriage

Something like...

Something different, you know?

Like I expected something...

Like more sex

He doesn't fuck you?

Yeah, he doesn't

I could talk to him, you know?

Tell him to step it up

Please, can you just fuck me?

I can't do that

Have you seen that guy?

He's like so nerdy and kind and loving and caring

You would crush him

I know

I'm his friend, you know?

Coming from me, that would hurt a lot

Well...

Uh, did I say I can't?

What I meant to say was I shouldn't?

I mean, you're right.

I, he's not my stepdad.

I don't even pay rent.

We're kind of, no one's related.

We can, um, can I touch him?

Yep, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's so nice.

Like it?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

When was the last time you guys had sex?

On a wedding night.

Six months ago?

Yeah.

Alright, look, I'll help you, but you cannot tell Pew.

Is it so?

Yeah

good boy

I'm doing this repeatedly

You're a good friend

Oh wow!

Oh my god!

I'm sorry Peter

Let me

Alright

A little comfy?

Yes

Very

Oh, fuck.

No.

Oh, no.

This is awesome.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you're a wolf.

Oh yes

oh yeah

this is so good

oh yeah

oh my god

oh yeah

Mwah!

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you are.

Oh, you are.

Oh, you are.

Uh-huh.

Oh, oh yeah, right there.

Uh huh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

That is so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Uh huh.

That's so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh dear.

Ethan!

What?

That's my wife!

What are you doing?

Uh, hey for you.

Breathe, breathe.

When was the last time you had sex with her?

Well, you know, um,

it's, the mood has to be right.

Six months?

She came to me and she told me

you haven't had sex in six months.

Yeah.

You're not doing your job as a man.

I mean,

I try.

Yeah, I know you try, bud,

but like, you gotta, you gotta do more.

Why haven't you had sex in six months?

Well,

it wasn't my birthday.

It wasn't your birthday?

You're married, you're supposed to have sex like,

every day, no reason, pointless,

just banging it out.

Anytime?

Anytime.

Well, I mean,

I thought it was only for like,

special occasions.

It is special, this is your wife.

Is that why she was having sex with you?

Peter, we're not talking about that right now.

Right now we're trying to save your marriage,

okay, so,

I think you should fuck her right now.

I think you should stand up, pull your dick out,

be a man, and fuck her right now.

Right here? Right now?

Yes, you owe it. You owe it to her.

I'll get in there.

I mean, is that what you want?

Yeah.

Come on, you gotta man up.

Pull that dick out.

I've just never done anything like that.

Your wife needs it.

Stand up and pull your dick out.

Is that what you want, honey?

Yes.

Peter, you gotta man up.

Pull your dick out and fuck your wife.

You owe it to her.

What about you?

You're here.

You're right. I think we should both fuck your wife.

What?

Yeah, you owe it to her.

Come on.

Both of us?

Yes.

I mean...

Peter, you gotta be a man. We're trying to save your marriage.

If you think that'll help...

Yes, say yes.

Pull your dick out and fuck your wife.

Oh, okay.

Thanks, honey.

I've never done anything like this before.

It's okay.

At threesomes, save marriages.

Yes.

Oh fuck

oh god

mmm so good

ah this is my dream

yeah

you really like this? yeah I do

wow

Oh, I'm bad.

Oh, no, no, no.

Hey, honey?

Do you think maybe we could have intercourse over there?

Oh, yes.

Hey.

Wow.

You got a good one.

Yeah, I did, didn't I?

Honey.

Oh my god, that's so good.

Yes she is.

Oh my!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, give me that mouth.

Oh yeah!

There you go, Peter.

Yeah.

Oh, my.

Oh yeah, you're doing so good

this is gonna be so hard

oh yeah, okay

I see you

i'm just like that

all day

oh yeah

oh yeah

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck, man.

Did you have to partake in my wife?

Oh, yeah. Let me see.

You just don't know his wife.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Man, this is so good.

Uh huh

yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah, honey, that's it, keep going

oh yeah, you're doing good

yeah

just say yes

ok

Yeah

oh fuck

oh my god

you want it?

No

Oh honey

oh fuck

no

Oh yeah

Oh no.

Well, Ethan, she looks really happy.

Yes, I am.

Thank you for all the wonderful suggestions.

Put it right here by me.

Yeah, yeah.

That's what we're going to have for dinner.

This looks amazing.

Yeah, do you want me guys to cook you some dinner?

This is amazing.

Okay, all right.

I'll get right to it.