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[Betty] I know
we're all hurting right now.
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But our priority has to be to maintain
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the security of this Vault.
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[Norm] They don't want to find Dad.
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If they did,
they wouldn't get to be in charge.
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[Lucy] I'm bringing him home.
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Hit him again!
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[grunts]
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- [roaring]
- [Titus] Oh! Shoot it!
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You stupid motherfucker,
you know this is all your fault.
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They'll kill you for this.
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[Maximus] Not if I bring back the target.
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[Wilzig] You can change the future
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if you can bring me to Moldaver.
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Just my head.
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You are a vault dweller,
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but if you're going to survive,
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you need to start acting
like a surface dweller.
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Question is,
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will you still want the same things...
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...when you have become
a different animal altogether?
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[western music playing]
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[man grunting]
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♪ ♪
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[villain] Please, sir.
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Please, sir, please.
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There's an old Mexican eulogy.
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Feo fuerte y formal.
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Means he was ugly, strong,
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and had dignity.
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Well, Joey,
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I'll give you
two out of three on that front.
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[whimpering]
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Do I really have to kill him?
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- [director] Cut.
- [bell rings]
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Emil, can you come over here?
I got to talk to you for a second.
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Yeah, here you go.
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That was a hell of a day, Jorge.
That was a great scene.
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Listen, I got to talk to you
about these, these new pages, you know?
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I mean, I-I'm the sheriff, right?
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Well, why can't I just arrest the guy
like I normally do?
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- That's what I do. All right.
- The au... the audience, Coop, yeah?
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They already know you're a good man.
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They want to see that even a good man
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- as yourself can be driven
too far sometimes.
- Yeah, I understand that.
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But that's not really my thing,
you know, Emil, that's not what I do.
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I mean, is Bob,
is Bob around here anywhere?
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- Bob's been fired, Coop.
- What?
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Studio fired him.
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Why?
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See, turns out...
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Bob's a bit of a communist.
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- A communist? Cadillac Bob?
- Yeah.
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Cadillac Bob! The very one.
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- Well, what a shame,
he was such a great writer.
- Terrible shame.
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One of the best, but he had to go.
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Which is why this movie is so important.
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- Right.
- You see, it's a new kind of western.
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The power of the individual
when the chips are down.
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The new America,
it's why I'm telling you, so...
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that's why it'd be
really great if you could just...
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shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?
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- Please. 'Cause out here...
- Right.
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...it's just you, your gun,
and your personal code bringing order
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- to the Wild Wild West!
- Yeah. Uh, hey, let's, uh,
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let's pick this up after lunch, all right?
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You gonna save any of
that grape taffy for the rest of us?
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It's not grape. It's lavender.
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Well, if you like the taste of lavender,
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why not just drink a bottle of perfume?
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You know, a lot of people like
to write it off as some old lady flavor,
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but it's subtle.
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Flirtatious.
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Tastes like someone touching you
for the first time.
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Well, may I?
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Mm.
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- Um, that's the worst thing...
- [laughs]
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...I've ever put in my mouth.
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- That's horrible.
- Taffy?
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Um, you got to ask your mother.
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- Please, Mommy?
- Sure, sweetheart.
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Oh, wow.
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Unbelievable. Hey.
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Mm.
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Oh, sorry, makeup.
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Sorry, lipstick.
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I'll take it.
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- Okay, we should get going.
- All right.
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Photographer's ready and waiting.
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Okay, what is this?
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A bit of a costume change
for you, Mr. Howard.
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Ah, okay.
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Oh, look at that.
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They even made it in your color.
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Let's see if it fits.
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Okay, Janey.
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Let's go.
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Come on, here. Come here.
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[conversing indistinctly]
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[intriguing music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[coughs]
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[coughing]
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[spits]
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[coughs]
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[coughs]
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[wheezes]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[CX404 whimpers]
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Come on, let's go find the rest of him.
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[clucking tongue]
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[CX404 barks]
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[barks]
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♪ ♪
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[♪ The Ink Spots: "Maybe"]
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ You'll think of me ♪
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♪ When you are all ♪
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♪ Alone ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ The one who is waiting ♪
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♪ For you ♪
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♪ Will prove untrue ♪
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♪ Then what will ♪
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♪ You do? ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ You'll sit and sigh...
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All right.
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What is so special about you?
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♪ Were near...
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Ow!
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ You'll...
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Ow!
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Okay, okay.
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Keep your secrets, sir.
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♪ Are all...
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Just in case.
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To keep you extra safe.
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♪ Who is waiting for you...
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Hmm.
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♪ Will prove untrue...
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Huh.
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♪ Then what will I do? ♪
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There.
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Snug as a bug. [chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[clears throat]
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♪ Wishing that I ♪
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♪ Were near ♪
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♪ Then ♪
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♪ Maybe...
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Boy, that knight
really was something, huh?
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♪ Come back...
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I wonder who he was?
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♪ And maybe ♪
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♪ I'll say ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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[chickens clucking]
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[comms officer] Knight Titus.
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Knight Titus.
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Knight Titus!
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[deeper voice] This is Knight Titus.
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Over.
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This is Petty Officer Shortsight.
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You missed your check-in.
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We were attacked, uh,
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by an abomination.
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My squire, he fell in battle.
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He died with honor.
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And glory.
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Copy that. We'll get you
a replacement squire right away.
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No! No, I'm okay.
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- All good here.
- It's not a problem.
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We got plenty of squires.
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No.
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Yeah, uh...
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I'll be right back.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[metallic echo] I can fix it.
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Cost you five caps.
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[intense music playing]
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[caps jingling]
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Uh, could you do it for four?
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No.
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[intriguing music playing]
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It's extra if you do it fast.
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Thanks.
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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Fack! [grunts]
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Step away from the armor.
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[laughing]
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Kick the shit out of him.
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[grunting]
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Finders keepers.
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Milord.
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[laughs]
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Let's get her open... Open it, open it!
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What are you doing, you fuckin' moron?!
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It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
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[Tom laughs]
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[energetic music playing]
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[Tom] Ah-ha! Fuck with me now!
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- [laughter]
- [chatter]
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[♪ Johnny Cash: "So Doggone Lonesome"]
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♪ I do my best to hide
this lowdown feeling ♪
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♪ I try to make believe
there's nothing wrong ♪
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♪ But they're always asking me
about you, darling ♪
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♪ And it hurts me so
to tell 'em that you're gone ♪
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[grunting]
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♪ -If they ask me,
I guess I'd be denying...
- Fuck him up! [laughs]
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Whoo! My fuckin' armor!
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[grunting]
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Fuck him up. Fuck him up. [laughs]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[nearby rumbling]
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No! No, no, no, no, no, no... [grunts]
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[automated voice] No cause
for alarm, citizens.
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This is a Brotherhood delivery.
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No cause for alarm, citizens...
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[intense music playing]
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[grunts]
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Knight Titus.
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I am Thaddeus.
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And I am honored to be in your charge.
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I vow to protect and serve you
however you deem fit.
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My Lord,
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have I said something wrong?
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I do not know what I have done to offend,
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but I beg for mercy!
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Please. Please.
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Please, please...
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Knight Titus!
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Please! I-I'll do anything!
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[chuckles]
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[distorted] Arise, my squire.
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And clean this.
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Of course, Knight Titus.
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I also bring new orders
from the Elder Cleric.
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Uh, which I humbly relay.
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Mm.
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We're not the only ones in search
of this remnant from the old world.
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The Elder Cleric says
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whoever gets the target
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will control the Wasteland.
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And, uh...
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we are to kill whomever stands in our way.
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[Maximus] Understood.
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[gentle music playing]
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[chuckles softly]
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♪ ♪
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You like grass?
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Hi.
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[low growling]
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- [creature roars]
- [fawn screeches]
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[low growl]
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[roars]
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[water splashes]
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[panting]
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[rad meter peaking]
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[gun cocks]
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Huh.
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[exhales]
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Hello again.
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Where is it?
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- The head.
- [whimpering]
272
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,541
[CX404 barks]
273
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,083
[exhales]
274
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,666
No.
275
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,833
Okay, okay, I-I don't know
276
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,458
where it is, okay? I lost it.
277
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,750
I lost it.
278
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,625
[laughs]
279
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:22,291
Huh.
280
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,583
Huh.
281
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:39,041
A Gulper got it, huh?
282
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:48,958
- [♪ The Ink Spots: "We'll Meet Again"]
♪ -We'll meet again ♪
283
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:50,625
♪ Don't know where...
284
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,750
[sobbing in distance]
285
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,666
♪ Don't know when ♪
286
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,875
♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪
287
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:02,375
♪ Some sunny day...
288
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,166
You okay?
289
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:07,291
Yeah. I'm being reassigned.
290
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,958
The whole "opening the Vault door
for Lucy" thing
291
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:12,583
didn't sit too well
with the Council, so...
292
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:15,791
I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.
293
00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:18,583
It's not a big deal.
294
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,458
♪ Till the blue skies
drive the dark clouds...
295
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:24,625
I'm just not really sure
who I even am anymore.
296
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:29,250
Sorry, I...
297
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,083
♪ Meet again...
298
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,333
Mm.
299
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,916
♪ Don't know where ♪
300
00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:37,333
♪ Don't know when...
301
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,583
[Chet crying]
302
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,041
Norman, you're next.
303
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:45,791
♪ Some sunny day ♪
304
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:51,458
[door slides shut]
305
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,500
You know why you're in here?
306
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,041
'Cause I helped my sister
escape the Vault.
307
00:23:57,041 --> 00:24:00,041
Escape? You and Chet put your sister
in incredible danger
308
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,791
by helping her out that Vault door.
309
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:03,916
- The rad levels up there alone...
- Worse,
310
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:05,916
you could've gotten us all killed.
311
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,375
What do you think started all this?
312
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,291
These Vaults are impenetrable.
313
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,583
Meaning those raiders
could only have gotten into Vault 32
314
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:16,125
because some bonehead
opened the door to the surface.
315
00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:19,666
A single bad decision
that put everyone at risk.
316
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:24,958
Not just Vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well.
317
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:28,666
I've telegrammed with the Overseer
at Vault 31.
318
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,250
Thank goodness they're unscathed.
319
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:35,333
But you could've destroyed
the last vestiges of civilization.
320
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,791
It was Lucy's idea.
321
00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:38,708
[Woody] And you didn't think
to at least try and stop her?
322
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:39,750
No.
323
00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,416
What are we gonna do with you?
324
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,625
Punish me with a demotion, I guess.
325
00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,125
[sighs]
326
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:52,208
You've worked janitorial.
You've done kitchen duty.
327
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:55,833
Are you aware that, at every job
you've been assigned to,
328
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,083
your performance review has been
"lacks enthusiasm"?
329
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,083
No, but that sounds accurate.
330
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:06,500
You're currently working with Computers
331
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,750
and Information Maintenance.
332
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,041
How do you like that?
333
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,916
I lack enthusiasm.
334
00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:15,083
Uh-huh.
335
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,916
It's a predicament, isn't it?
336
00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:22,708
How do you demote someone who equally
dislikes every job he's ever worked?
337
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:25,166
I suppose it is.
338
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,333
I'm just glad to hear that we punish
people down here for breaking the rules.
339
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:31,083
Is that just for vault dwellers,
or for people who come down here
340
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,000
and murder vault dwellers?
341
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,541
[tense music playing]
342
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:43,208
Now that I think of it,
343
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,958
we've got a job for you after all.
344
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,916
- [♪ La Vern Baker: "Tweedlee Dee"]
♪ -Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪
345
00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:54,166
♪ Tweedlee dee...
346
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:56,291
[buzzer sounds]
347
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,625
♪ Tweedlee tweedlee tweedlee dee ♪
348
00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:06,333
♪ I'm as happy as can be...
349
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:08,958
Rise and shine, everyone.
350
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,125
Ooh.
351
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:12,375
[Marianne] Your catered snackables
have arrived.
352
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,125
- [prisoner] Come on. Hurry up.
- [Marianne] And you're welcome.
353
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:23,083
- [prisoner shouts]
- Okay.
354
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,875
- There is a utensil...
- [prisoner] I'm gonna eat
your fucking heart!
355
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:30,041
♪ Tweedlee, tweedlee, tweedlee dot ♪
356
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:32,250
[prisoner growls]
357
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:36,375
♪ -Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪
- I'll break your fucking head open!
358
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:37,875
Whoo!
359
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:42,125
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give your love to me ♪
360
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,916
[Thaddeus] I don't see any apples, sir.
361
00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:51,500
[Maximus] [distorted] Then climb higher.
362
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,583
It-it might not be an apple tree.
363
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,916
Also, it's uh...
364
00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:59,166
I think, uh, it's dead.
365
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:00,750
[Maximus] Keep looking.
366
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,791
On my honor, sir, I will find you...
367
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:04,416
Fuck!
368
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,500
[groaning]
369
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:13,166
- [Maximus chuckles]
- Uh, uh, sorry. Apologies, sir.
370
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,333
I know you wanted an apple.
371
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:20,041
Uh, uh, I have some-some rations
if you're hungry.
372
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,208
I'm not hungry anymore.
373
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:24,250
Uh, okay, yeah. Whatever you want.
374
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,833
Uh, you're the sir.
375
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,791
I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's go.
376
00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:34,083
[groans] Okay.
377
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,041
Uh, if we find the target,
378
00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:37,833
we should repair your radio
379
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:40,666
so we can ask the Brotherhood
to send reinforcements.
380
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:44,458
I will retrieve it myself.
381
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:46,208
Understood. Understood.
382
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,208
I never doubted your ability to do so.
383
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,333
[straining]
384
00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:00,750
The guy from the Enclave,
the guy everybody's looking for,
385
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,000
you saw him?
386
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,458
I did. He left with a girl.
387
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,708
- A woman.
- How'd they get away?
388
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:10,041
I was waylaid. A ghoul intervened.
389
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,583
A ghoul?! Huh.
Those things are scary as shit.
390
00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:15,416
I bet you just killed it on sight,
no questions asked.
391
00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:16,875
"Oh, you're a ghoul?
392
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:19,291
- You're a dead ghoul."
- No.
393
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:22,333
If we find the ghoul, we find the target.
394
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,291
You left the ghoul alive?
395
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,291
Great idea, sir.
396
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:30,000
All wastelanders leave radiation trails.
397
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,083
By allowing the ghoul to live,
you've made it possible
398
00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:36,666
to trace the whereabouts of the...
of the target.
399
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:42,083
Yes, right. I know that.
400
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,333
[rad meter peaking rapidly]
401
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,208
I got a trail.
402
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:47,458
Yeah. Well done, sir.
403
00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,583
This way. Glory awaits!
404
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,791
Oh, yes.
405
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:56,875
[dramatic music playing]
406
00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,916
Think this was him?
407
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,125
[Maximus] Hard to tell.
408
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,458
Show me the illustration.
409
00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:17,041
Oh, yeah.
410
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,041
Yeah, that-that's definitely him.
411
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:21,791
Think we should, uh,
bring the body back with us?
412
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,416
No.
413
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,875
If they left the body,
it must be worthless.
414
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:28,750
His head is what's valuable.
We need to find it.
415
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,333
[Thaddeus] Oh, yeah, smart.
416
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,750
Who do you think did this,
the girl or the ghoul?
417
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:35,291
The ghoul. Definitely.
418
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:36,541
Ghouls.
419
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,083
One day the Brotherhood's gonna eradicate
every last one of those freaks.
420
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,458
Stuff like this is never
gonna happen again.
421
00:29:44,791 --> 00:29:48,791
Okay, so I think that the ghoul probably
422
00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:51,958
should be, I think, uh, well...
423
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,916
Yeah, definitely this, um...
424
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,958
Yeah, that way.
Definitely... definitely that way.
425
00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:02,041
There's tracks. [chuckles]
426
00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:05,791
[intriguing music playing]
427
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:14,458
[CX404 barking in distance]
428
00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:20,166
Stop, please!
429
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,875
My dad, he's an Overseer.
430
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:26,833
He-he got taken by raiders,
and I need that head to get him back.
431
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,666
If you help me find him,
he'll do whatever you want.
432
00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:30,708
[cries out]
433
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,750
[muffled shouts]
434
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:40,375
[CX404 continues barking]
435
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:47,208
[coughing, gasping]
436
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:49,791
Stop. Stop!
437
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,666
Torture is wrong.
438
00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:53,083
[Lucy coughs]
439
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:56,750
You know, they used to do these things
440
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,416
called "studies."
441
00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:01,208
Why, you couldn't open a newspaper
442
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:04,000
without reading about
one study or another.
443
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,500
- [rad meter peaking rapidly]
- Anyway, this one particular study
came out,
444
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:11,375
and it said that torturing a person
don't do shit.
445
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:13,041
[Lucy screams]
446
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:14,958
[muffled groans]
447
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,708
[gasping and gagging]
448
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:27,291
It made sense.
449
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,416
I mean, a man hurts me,
450
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,750
I wouldn't want to do him any favors.
451
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:35,625
And yet the practice of torture
failed to vanish from this earth.
452
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:39,250
In fact, as time marched on,
453
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:44,416
I've personally noticed
a decided uptick...
454
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,833
...in the amount of torture
being doled out across the board.
455
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,875
Sir, please, I need the head.
456
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,625
It's the only way
I can get my father back.
457
00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,958
My point is...
458
00:31:55,958 --> 00:32:00,583
if you ask me, them studies,
they was right.
459
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:03,125
Torturing a person don't do shit.
460
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:06,666
Then why... why are you doing this?
461
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:09,666
Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart.
462
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,625
I'm using you as bait.
463
00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,666
[CX404 barking]
464
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,958
[whistles]
465
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,125
[whistling]
466
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,958
Nice.
467
00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:26,291
[ominous music playing]
468
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,416
[cries out]
469
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,583
[cries out]
470
00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:44,583
[jarring music playing]
471
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,416
[barking]
472
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:03,750
[creature growling]
473
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:16,000
[Lucy grunting]
474
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,375
[barking]
475
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,416
[Gulper screaming]
476
00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:53,458
[CX404 barking]
477
00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:55,250
Ah.
478
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,000
[inhales]
479
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,958
[sighs sharply]
480
00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,708
[Lucy panting]
481
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916
Motherfucker!
482
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:21,583
Oh, I'm sorry, I should have
just let you use me as bait
483
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,250
in a poison river?!
484
00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,958
Fuck!
485
00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,916
[Lucy] You can't treat people like this.
486
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:32,583
Yeah? Why's that?
487
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,125
Because of the golden rule.
488
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:41,041
"Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."
489
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,916
Those Gulpers digest real slow.
490
00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,833
You got time.
491
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,208
No. No, no, no.
492
00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,416
No. Stop.
493
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:01,375
[grunting]
494
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,541
Where are we going?
495
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:06,833
What about the head?
496
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,333
I need the head to get my dad back.
497
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,583
Yeah, well, the Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.
498
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,666
Oh? What's that?
499
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:15,250
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.
500
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,916
[barking]
501
00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:19,333
- What about the dog?
- He ain't mine.
502
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:33,041
[gentle music playing]
503
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:37,166
Sorry, I've been derelict
in my duties here.
504
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,166
[grunts]
505
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,208
[distorted] What are you doing?
506
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:44,875
Uh, just refilling your water bag
so you can stay hydrated.
507
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,666
Right.
508
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:55,166
Uh, it might be faster if you sit down.
509
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,875
Bet you, uh, seen some things, huh?
510
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,791
Being a knight.
511
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:05,458
I've seen some things.
512
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,041
I grew up working on a fly farm.
513
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,166
I was a shitter, so they'd feed us,
514
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:13,125
and then they'd feed our shit
to the flies.
515
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:15,833
Mulch 'em up and sell it as protein.
516
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,458
Anyway, that's why I'm so fat.
517
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:24,375
So, your, uh, former squire,
518
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,166
how did he die?
519
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:29,125
You knew him?
520
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:31,250
Yeah, I... I did.
521
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,833
Say something about him.
522
00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:36,000
Well, he, uh, he was a good guy.
523
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,458
Say something negative about him.
524
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:45,250
Well, uh, he-he's dead.
I don't know, it feels weird.
525
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:48,416
- An order, my squire.
- Okay.
526
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:51,375
Uh, to be honest,
527
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:55,291
me and the other guys used
to be pretty hard on him.
528
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,583
Like, regularly beat the shit out of him.
529
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,541
It wasn't personal, you know.
530
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,083
It's just...
531
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
...well, you know, people at the base,
532
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,458
they used to beat the shit out of me
all the time.
533
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:14,666
This shipment of new recruits came in,
and, uh, one of them was Maximus.
534
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,291
So I had this funny idea,
535
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:18,708
what if we beat the shit
out of that guy instead?
536
00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,583
And it worked.
537
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:24,083
Yeah, I was really popular. It was great.
538
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:27,125
I just wish he'd lived long enough to find
someone else to beat up, you know?
539
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,333
Only seems fair.
540
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,875
I realize that, uh,
people die all the time.
541
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,458
It's the law of the Wasteland,
so who cares, right?
542
00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:39,458
But still, uh, I feel bad.
543
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,458
Don't feel bad.
544
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:47,750
It's like you said,
it's the law of the Wasteland.
545
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:52,541
Let's go. We're losing daylight.
546
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:54,625
Yeah.
547
00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:58,416
[melancholy music playing]
548
00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:04,666
[Thaddeus] Coming!
549
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:12,250
[Woody] We can judge a person,
and a society,
550
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,875
by how they treat their enemy.
551
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,416
And here we are
with 16 highly-violent individuals
552
00:38:17,416 --> 00:38:21,291
incarcerated in our temporarily
repurposed reading room.
553
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,125
It's an ethical dilemma
like nothing we've dealt with before.
554
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,958
[Reg] Personally, I'd say
it's more of an ethical opportunity
555
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:30,583
to demonstrate to the surface dwellers,
and to each other,
556
00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:34,166
what we mean when we say
we're going to build a better world.
557
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,750
Thanks, Reg.
That is a positive spin to put on it.
558
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,875
- [microphone squeaks]
- It's not a positive spin for me.
559
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,875
It's the goshdarn truth!
560
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:43,875
Okay, well, uh, the fact remains
561
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,416
we need to decide
what to do with these prisoners.
562
00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:49,875
And that is a decision
that we need to make as a collective.
563
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:52,458
In a manner befitting our shared values.
564
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:55,166
- Yes.
- [quiet, overlapping murmuring]
565
00:38:57,250 --> 00:39:02,125
I think this conversation would benefit
from some actual ideas.
566
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,375
Well, you know what?
567
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,916
The young man
Woody interrogated this morning?
568
00:39:06,916 --> 00:39:08,791
He left an impression on me.
569
00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:11,416
That is the gentleman
who showed me his butthole.
570
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,166
- [crowd gasping]
- Yes, but what I took from that
571
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,583
is a desire to communicate.
572
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:18,041
To reach out
across the cultural divide.
573
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:20,500
That's a spark we can work with...
574
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,583
to create a great citizen.
575
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,041
Given our recently dwindled numbers,
576
00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:28,791
the most ethical solution would be
to rehabilitate the prisoners
577
00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:31,458
and then integrate them
into our Vault Society.
578
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:34,000
- [indistinct, overlapping chatter]
- [microphone squeaks]
579
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,666
[Woody] To be clear, this is not a process
that will happen overnight.
580
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,708
Based on what I saw this morning,
581
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,500
- it may take years.
- [crowd murmuring]
582
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,958
- But...
- But... there is nothing
583
00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:48,708
we can't do
when we set our minds to it!
584
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,416
- Yes!
- Yes!
585
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:57,125
I can teach the raiders Shakespeare...
and when they're ready, Marlowe.
586
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,791
[Marianne] I don't want to be insensitive,
587
00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:01,916
but I think Shakespeare might be
too advanced for these people.
588
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,041
Look, I would like
to start with a moral framework.
589
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:06,375
Kant, Mill and-and so on.
590
00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:08,875
I'd be happy to teach them
introductory calculus.
591
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,333
[scoffs]
592
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,166
[Reg] Is there something
you'd like to say,
593
00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:14,250
Norm?
594
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,333
[slow, sinister music playing]
595
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,750
I don't know. I don't think
it's our job to help these people.
596
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,625
- They're murderers.
- They didn't know any better.
597
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,208
[Marianne] And how could they
598
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,500
- without a formal education?
- Norm,
599
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,500
buddy, the hard truth is,
we can't just let them go.
600
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,666
[laughing] Uh, it's just,
601
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:36,208
they have intimate knowledge
of our Vault security.
602
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:39,500
- [Steph scoffs softly]
- [Reg] So what do you propose we do?
603
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,083
We can do
what they would have done to us.
604
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,458
- [crowd gasping]
- Wow.
605
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:45,833
Geez Louise, Norm.
606
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,833
[Betty] Young Norm was
607
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,916
just expressing a feeling.
608
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,708
I know. I've got anger. We all do.
609
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:55,833
But I think you would agree
610
00:40:55,833 --> 00:41:00,166
that murdering these prisoners of ours
is not under serious consideration.
611
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,708
[woman] That's right.
612
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,208
- Hear! Hear!
- [crowd murmuring]
613
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:05,583
I'm sorry. You're right.
614
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:08,375
It was not my intention
to question your leadership, Overseer.
615
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:10,625
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [microphone squeaks]
616
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,416
[engineer] All right. Sirs?
617
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,875
Uh, sirs? Uh, uh, may I...
618
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,208
may I speak with you for a moment, please?
619
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,541
Uh, it's about the Water Chip.
620
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,500
Go ahead.
621
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,791
Uh, it's-it's... it's the type of thing
622
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:27,666
Overseer MacLean would have preferred
to discuss, uh, privately?
623
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,541
Uh, before bringing it to the full group?
624
00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,250
- [microphone squeaks]
- Well, he's not here now, is he?
625
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,041
Let's hear it.
626
00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,291
Okay, well, uh...
627
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,916
the Water Chip is destroyed.
628
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:40,333
- [crowd clamoring]
- The Vault only has enough water to keep
629
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,416
our population alive for, uh, two months.
630
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,958
And-and that's not accounting
for the prisoners, who...
631
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:47,541
- Okay. That's fine, that's enough.
- Thanks, though.
632
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:49,250
- [Reg] Uh...
- [Woody] Um...
633
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:52,375
- [crowd murmuring]
- [Reg] Okay.
634
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:53,583
Uh... meeting adjourned.
635
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,416
[Woody] I was also gonna say
meeting adjourned, so...
636
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:58,708
That went well.
637
00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,958
[indistinct, overlapping chatter]
638
00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,958
They killed my husband.
639
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,208
You're right, you know.
640
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:16,166
If your father were here, he...
641
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,791
...he'd do the right thing.
642
00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:29,166
[dramatic music playing]
643
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:40,666
[chittering]
644
00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:44,500
[CX404 barking]
645
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,291
[Maximus] [distorted] Are you sure
about this?
646
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:47,666
[Thaddeus] It says the ghoul is this way.
647
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,333
[rad meter peaking]
648
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,416
- Wait a minute.
- What?
649
00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:56,291
Uh, it's just, this, um... Well, uh...
650
00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:58,916
- [Maximus] What?
- [Thaddeus] It just occurred to me.
651
00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:03,625
Uh, we're definitely picking up
an abomination of some kind or another.
652
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,291
Just not sure...
653
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,916
I'm not sure
we're tracking the right abomination.
654
00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:11,375
[loud splashing]
655
00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:17,250
- [Maximus] You idiot!
- It was my mistake.
656
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:20,875
If you'll let me lead the charge,
I'll lead the charge.
657
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,958
[sighs]
658
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:26,375
[quietly] I am a Knight
of the Brotherhood of Steel.
659
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:28,041
- Get back to shore.
- But sir...
660
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:31,041
- Go!
- Thank you, sir.
661
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,666
[soft clicking]
662
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:51,833
- [growling]
- [shot fires]
663
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,625
[questioning grunt]
664
00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:57,916
[growling]
665
00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:01,250
[♪ Glenn Miller: "In the Mood"]
666
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:03,708
[low growling]
667
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,541
[roaring]
668
00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:09,416
[high-pitched screaming]
669
00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:11,625
- [Maximus] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
- [Thaddeus yells]
670
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:15,166
- My lord! [screaming]
- I've got you!
671
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:16,500
Knight Titus!
672
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,541
[growling]
673
00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:20,416
[high-pitched screaming]
674
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:23,541
[yelling]
675
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:26,208
[gulps deeply]
676
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,250
I'm going in! [yells]
677
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:31,541
- I got you!
- [yelling]
678
00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,166
[Maximus grunting]
679
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:36,041
[shouting] Victoriam!
680
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:39,291
[Maximus yelling]
681
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:42,666
[low growling]
682
00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:44,500
[groans]
683
00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,125
[high-pitched screaming]
684
00:44:48,125 --> 00:44:51,083
[Thaddeus yells]
685
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:53,416
[Gulper groans]
686
00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:55,708
[Thaddeus groans, whimpers]
687
00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,958
[Maximus] Ah.
688
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,666
- You saved me!
- Huh.
689
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:10,083
You saved me first.
690
00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:17,750
[contemplative music playing]
691
00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:21,250
[barking]
692
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,666
Huh. Oh.
693
00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:36,750
[ominous music playing]
694
00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:41,333
[CX404 whimpering]
695
00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:48,250
[CX404 sniffing]
696
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,541
Is that...?
697
00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:52,791
The head.
698
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,458
[Thaddeus] The head?!
699
00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,750
It's the head! Yes!
700
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,916
- Yeah!
- [whoops]
701
00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,416
Yeah!
702
00:46:00,416 --> 00:46:02,750
[slow, ominous music playing]
703
00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,375
♪ ♪
704
00:46:37,750 --> 00:46:39,750
[panting]
705
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,291
Sir.
706
00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:55,333
Sir, please. I need water.
707
00:46:56,416 --> 00:46:58,125
Please.
708
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,833
[panting]
709
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,791
Please!
710
00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:12,625
[panting]
711
00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:14,708
[quiet, tense music plays]
712
00:47:38,875 --> 00:47:41,041
[rad meter peaking]
713
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:58,291
Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink.
714
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,541
Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie.
715
00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:04,083
You'll see.
716
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,250
Is that what happened to you?
717
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:10,166
[panting] Radiation?
718
00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:12,416
Something like that.
719
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:19,250
[Lucy panting]
720
00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:31,958
[weapon fires]
721
00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:37,541
[pants, gasps softly]
722
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,416
[wind whistling]
723
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:45,458
[♪ Buck Owens & the Buckaroos:
"Act Naturally"]
724
00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:56,333
♪ They're gonna put me in the movies ♪
725
00:48:57,375 --> 00:49:00,583
♪ They're gonna make
a big star out of me ♪
726
00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,500
[whistles]
727
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:06,375
♪ We'll make the film
about a man that's sad and lonely...
728
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,500
- Yeah.
- Okay.
729
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,250
You ready to meet the suits?
730
00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,791
Uh, I'll try not to embarrass you.
731
00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:14,208
No promises, though.
732
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,666
- All right.
- [Yaffe] Mr. Howard.
733
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:18,500
- Hello. Hi.
- Great to meet you.
734
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,666
Hey, nice to meet you.
735
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:23,958
On behalf of the whole Vault-Tec family,
we wanted to say how delighted we are
736
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:26,541
that Barb could use her connections
to get to you.
737
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:29,125
You know, I've never done
an advertisement before in my life.
738
00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:30,333
Hmm.
739
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:33,291
But then again,
my wife has never asked me to, so...
740
00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:34,916
- [laughter]
- Yeah.
741
00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:38,041
Okay. Uh, over here?
742
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:42,958
Huh? Yeah. Um...
743
00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:45,958
- [applause]
- Ah.
744
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:49,166
Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, thank you very much.
745
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,416
Uh, this... Thank you.
Uh, this suit is tight.
746
00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:54,666
- This thing really block radiation?
- [camera shutter clicks]
747
00:49:57,375 --> 00:50:00,208
- Absolutely.
- [Cooper] If I may say, I-I-I...
748
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:03,083
- You all are doing, um, God's work here.
- [camera shutter clicking]
749
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,333
And, uh, on behalf
of every decent American,
750
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,541
I just want to say thank you.
751
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,875
Oh. Uh, to you. Yeah.
752
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,916
Well... [clears throat] Okay, here we go.
753
00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:19,000
♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪
754
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,500
- Uh, like this.
- ♪ Might win an Oscar ♪
755
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:23,625
♪ You can never tell ♪
756
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,916
♪ The movie's gonna ♪
757
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,791
- ♪ Make me a big star ♪
- No, no, no.
758
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:32,583
♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well...
759
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:35,375
Hey, I-I have an idea. What if, uh...
760
00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:37,291
What if I do... were to do,
like, a thumbs-up?
761
00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:38,916
Go for it, Coop.
762
00:50:38,916 --> 00:50:41,291
You called him Coop?
763
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:45,000
♪ Then I know
that you will plainly see ♪
764
00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:50,666
♪ Biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪
765
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:55,541
♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪
766
00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:05,708
♪ We'll make the scene
about a man that's sad and lonely ♪
767
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:11,583
♪ And begging down upon his bended knee ♪
768
00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:16,875
♪ I'll play the part
but I won't need rehearsing ♪
769
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:21,625
♪ All I'll have to do is act naturally ♪
770
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:26,791
♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪
771
00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:31,458
♪ Might win an Oscar, you can never tell ♪
772
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:36,416
♪ The movie's gonna make me a big star ♪
773
00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:42,500
♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well ♪
774
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:46,625
♪ Well, I hope you come
and see me in the movie ♪
775
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:51,833
♪ And then I'll know
that you will plainly see ♪
776
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:57,875
♪ The biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪
777
00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:02,708
♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪ ♪
778
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,500
[quiet, tense music playing]
779
00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:31,583
♪ ♪
780
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:03,583
♪ ♪
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