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Go on.
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Go on, Ben.
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Please, baby, come inside me.
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Wait!
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Stay inside me, please.
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Who the fuck is that?
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Yes?
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Ben Azuelos?
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Yes.
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You 're under arrest
for sodomy in 7997.
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don't fuckin' believe it!
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Shit, man!
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Don't fuckin' believe it!
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Fuck!
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Fuckin' crazy!
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Jeez...
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Where have you been?
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Where the hell have you been?
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What's that?
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- What is that?
- This?
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The new me!
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The new you!
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You old bastard!
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Who's the father?!
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How dare you? What about you?
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I'm glad to see you.
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Que tal?
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Ola.
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Anna, Jeff. This is Jeff.
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Come on down, Anna.
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It's Jeff...
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The guy who wasn't at our wedding!
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Yes, Jeff who wasn't at the wedding!
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Right, Jeff.
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I'm so pleased to meet you.
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Crazy!
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You've got a car, a wife,
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fine art books on the coffee table.
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It's cool! Damn cool!
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It's cool to see you.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Dig you, man.
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Don't dig you yet.
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But I'm sure will soon.
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Listen, get your bag.
We'll get you settled in.
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Sure?
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Hang on. brought you a...
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Hang on.
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A souvenir.
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A duck from Mexico.
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- Is he staying long?
- don't know.
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A day or two.
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I'm sorry. couldn't have known.
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Expect you'd have told me if
you knew a pal was coming at 2 AM.
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Especially one like him!
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God, I'm sorry.
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Why couldn't you have waited
two minutes?
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We'll do it tomorrow.
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Really want a baby.
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Ben, it's the right time.
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Know. want a baby, too.
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Swear we'll do it tomorrow.
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I'll save my strength.
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I'll mobilize my little soldiers.
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Mobilize away!
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You naked in there?
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We're making your bed.
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This is fuckin' great!
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Wanna go climbing!
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We'll do that!
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Yeah!
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OK, I'm going to bed.
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I'll be right up.
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Buenas noche.
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Buenas n och es!
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Love you, honey.
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Now dig you!
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- See you tomorrow.
- Thanks again.
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She's great.
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- Really great.
- know she is.
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- Was still in Mexico this morning.
- Fuck!
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You're all wet, hon!
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First lived in
San Cristobal DE was Casas
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in Chiapas.
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It's the southernmost state
in Mexico.
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Set up an art project
with some people there.
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We needed some financing,
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so came back to get investors
and galleries on board.
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Long story short...
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was at the airport and thought:
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"Where do want to go?�
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thought it was high time
saw you again.
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Nice life you've got.
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It's easy to live the way do.
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But don't know if could live
the way you do.
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Meaning?
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Don't know. All this!
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All what?
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Your life...
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It's easy as pie.
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At the supermarket,
you pick up a girl.
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You kiss her.
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Next thing you know, you're married,
with a house...
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and you turn the study
into the baby's room.
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- No!
- Just in case.
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To be honest, thought
you'd done it long ago.
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We're working on it.
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I'm past the defense line.
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The goal mouth is clear.
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But only shoot penalties
into an empty goal!
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It's the biggest thing
you could do with your life.
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Huge!
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Huge.
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I'm working tomorrow.
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Make yourself at home.
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I'm off to bed.
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OK, cool.
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Tell me...
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don't know if you have
anything planned tomorrow...
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- We could...
- Sure.
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It's weird to see you again.
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Good weird.
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Come here.
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Sweet dreams you have!
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Too you.
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- Hello, my love.
- Hello, my love.
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- OK?
- And you, darling?
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??? glad today's over at last.
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Me too. Listen...
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had a call from Jeff
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He was seeing
that gallery owner girl.
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Guess what? He's at her place.
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Wow!
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You said it.
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She's having a party
with the neighbors, roommates...
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Some artists or something.
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Jeff asked me to drop by.
So thought...
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thought maybe I'd drop by.
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Let's have him over for dinner?
Get to know each other?
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could do my homemade pasta.
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We 'll open a nice bottle of wine.
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Great, sweetie.
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I'll pick him up.
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I'll start dinner.
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Love you, honey.
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Me too.
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Monica!
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Hello.
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You're Ben!
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I've heard so much about you.
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Welcome. Come on in.
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Hi, pal.
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Hey, mister!
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What're you doing?
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Want a hug
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- Come here.
- Don't touch me.
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It looks so good.
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What is it?
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My specialty, Corsican quiche!
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- Shit!
- What?
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Anna's making dinner to welcome you
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- Who's Anna?
- My wife.
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Tell her to come.
We're having a party.
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Friday night is Gomorrah Party.
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Common...
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I'll ask her.
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She can taste my quiche.
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I'll get you a corkscrew.
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Ben, Lilly. Lilly, Ben.
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Hi, Lilly.
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Making a salad?
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No, I'm making salad dressing.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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Whose place is this?
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My chick's.
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Who's your chick?
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Monica?
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OK, see.
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- They've hit it off.
- So see.
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She's into guys at times.
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Up to her.
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- It works for her.
- Cool.
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What line are you in?
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Town planner. In transport.
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You?
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- Me?
- What do you do in life?
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Live.
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What else can you do?
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And the dad?
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I'll make a call.
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- Hey...
- When will you be here?
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There's a slight change in plans.
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Jeff got talked into having dinner
with this girl...
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It's actually
more of a pick-up plan...
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Hi.
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Ben .7
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was just saying hi to someone.
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It's a bummer...
you're making dinner...
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I'm Franck.
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A pleasure.
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Ben .7
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Where was ?
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It's a pain,
you're already making dinner
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and Jeff is staying here.
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He's staying there?
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get the impression.
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Too bad. It' doesn't matter.
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You can come if you want.
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They really insisted.
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Yeah, come.
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What?
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That was Franck...
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See ya.
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Who.7
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Get this!
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You won't believe it. This guy
came in while we were talking...
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I'm in the bathroom. And this guy
starts pissing in front of me
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like wasn't even there.
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- No way!
- This place is weird.
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It's called "Sodom and Gomorrah."
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And they mean it literally.
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Sodom and Gomorrah?
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Yeah, and you're welcome.
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Prefer my pasta!
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Why don't stay a while
to be polite, then I'll come home.
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Perfect.
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We 'll relish your dinner
and everything else we had planned.
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My little soldiers!
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I'll be waiting.
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The two of us
will have a fabulous dinner.
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Can '1' wait.
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Screw Jeff.
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Yeah, sore w Jeff Goodbye
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Bye.
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- Come here, you.
- Get away!
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It counts steps!
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It's a fucking pedometer!
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It counts steps! don't believe it.
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One and two and three...
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No thanks.
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Or maybe.
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Nah. OK, yes.
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They touch, they intermingle,
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but you never really see
who they are,
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or how many they are.
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As they touch, their bodies blend
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into a single entity.
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It's aesthetically stunning.
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Adore its spiritual side.
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What are you guys talking about?
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A film we saw at Hump.
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At what?
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Hump
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You don't know Hump?
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Never heard of it.
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It's a porn film festival.
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They hold it in Seattle every year.
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It's an open festival
with creative erotic films.
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Creative and alternative.
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Not just gonzo.
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There's a jury and a selection.
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You watch the films
in a big theater.
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It's an exploration.
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It's sex pushed
to the ultimate limit.
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Afterward s they destroy the films.
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So they don't haunt you.
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It's like an artistic happening.
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I'll make a film!
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You will, huh?
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Why not?
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Whatsit you do?
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I'm going to do...
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something rad.
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ASSHOLE
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I'm going to make
a beautiful, grandiose film.
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The deepest, most poetic film ever.
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You never saw me fuck.
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Never had the pleasure.
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I'm a real beauty.
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Yeah...
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A raw beauty!
282
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,056
Beauty and the Beast.
283
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,227
You're going to make a porn flick?
284
00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:52,886
No, an art flick.
285
00:19:53,677 --> 00:19:55,017
Erotic art.
286
00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,433
Fuck you.
287
00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:02,184
You're pissed off
because you're fettered.
288
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,185
What's that mean?
289
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:07,477
You're settled.
So you're pissed off.
290
00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:08,768
Doesn't stop me.
291
00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:11,601
- You're gonna do porn?
- If feel like it.
292
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,890
What kind of porn
do you have in mind?
293
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:15,888
What kind?
294
00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,188
Yeah, what kind of porn?
295
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:26,392
Soft, hard, fetish, vintage,
296
00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,265
glamor, Latino,
297
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:29,970
anal, a cum flick...
298
00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:32,100
- Bi...
- Eco?
299
00:20:32,427 --> 00:20:33,600
- Eco!
- Well?
300
00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,309
First need a camera.
301
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:38,928
If you're acting, get a zoom lens.
302
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,309
A macro zoom lens.
303
00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:41,639
Blah, blah.
304
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:44,061
You should check out their site.
305
00:20:44,552 --> 00:20:47,563
They have the synopses
of their films.
306
00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:49,598
- Like the one with E.T.
- E.T.?
307
00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:52,105
He comes back to see Elliot.
308
00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:55,598
There's still light
but it's not in his fingertip...
309
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,559
Listen to this!
310
00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:14,518
"Experimental pop art:
artists eat food coloring
311
00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:18,144
to ejaculate colored cum
onto a transparent screen."
312
00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,185
What's she doing?
Is that a traffic cone?
313
00:21:21,594 --> 00:21:23,514
Everything's been done.
314
00:21:23,719 --> 00:21:26,599
Just tap "porno" in Google.
315
00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,765
If we make a film,
it's got to be something unique.
316
00:21:30,261 --> 00:21:31,351
Hear you.
317
00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:35,345
Then I'll fuck you.
318
00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:38,688
That's so old.
319
00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:41,434
It's not like gay porn was rare.
320
00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:43,639
She's right, we've seen tons.
321
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,226
Guys on top of guys, under guys,
322
00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:47,849
inside guys. A fucking bore.
323
00:21:48,052 --> 00:21:49,972
That having been said...
324
00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:53,271
No one has ever filmed
non-gay man-on-man action.
325
00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:55,437
Straight guys fucking.
326
00:21:55,802 --> 00:21:57,640
Guys like you, fucking.
327
00:21:57,844 --> 00:21:58,556
She's right.
328
00:22:00,844 --> 00:22:01,887
I'll fuck you.
329
00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:04,932
- Are you nuts?
- You chicken?
330
00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:07,268
What's an artist?
331
00:22:07,469 --> 00:22:09,851
Isn't it someone who pushes limits?
332
00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:12,596
You're the artist, I'll fuck you.
333
00:22:13,052 --> 00:22:14,344
Could you do it?
334
00:22:16,094 --> 00:22:16,936
Could you do it?
335
00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:20,513
If you could, it would be fabulous.
336
00:22:20,719 --> 00:22:22,805
But can you really do it?
337
00:22:23,011 --> 00:22:27,183
I'll swallow a pill and swear
I'll tear you inside out!
338
00:22:27,386 --> 00:22:28,642
You've got something.
339
00:22:28,844 --> 00:22:30,053
That's what we'll do.
340
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,766
- Ready?
- What for?
341
00:22:31,969 --> 00:22:33,889
Us. Two straights. Four nuts.
342
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,602
It transcends gay...
343
00:22:36,802 --> 00:22:39,517
It's beyond gay.
It's what are you doing in my butt?
344
00:22:39,719 --> 00:22:44,021
Seriously, if you can express
your long friendship like this...
345
00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:46,139
Friendship always contains love.
346
00:22:46,344 --> 00:22:47,979
- Love you Ben.
- Love you Jeff.
347
00:22:48,177 --> 00:22:52,266
If were on the jury,
I'd give you first prize.
348
00:22:52,677 --> 00:22:54,266
It would be magnificent!
349
00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:56,060
Magnificent.
350
00:22:56,594 --> 00:22:58,146
A work of art.
351
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,725
Not only can't trust you,
352
00:23:11,844 --> 00:23:14,689
but your child can't either.
353
00:23:15,969 --> 00:23:19,726
Before he's even born,
before he's here, you let him down.
354
00:23:20,552 --> 00:23:22,769
When he needs you most,
355
00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:27,141
when he needs your sperm
and your genetic resources...
356
00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:32,095
You let him down.
357
00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:38,853
He's done everything possible
to come to you...
358
00:23:39,052 --> 00:23:42,146
and you're with people
who aren't even ovulating.
359
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:48,138
Ben,
360
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:49,889
come home.
361
00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:52,844
If you ire satisfied
with your message, press 7
362
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,186
if you would like to re-record it
363
00:24:03,969 --> 00:24:07,145
love you, but bet
when you've sobered up
364
00:24:07,344 --> 00:24:08,731
tomorrow, you'll back out.
365
00:24:08,927 --> 00:24:11,772
Even in your wildest dreams,
you'd never do it.
366
00:24:11,969 --> 00:24:13,640
OK, let's sign up now.
367
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:17,016
I'll book us a hotel room right now.
368
00:24:17,219 --> 00:24:18,606
We'll do your film.
369
00:24:19,927 --> 00:24:21,100
I'll book it now.
370
00:24:26,594 --> 00:24:28,432
- What?
- Nothing.
371
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:30,929
- Sunday night?
- I'll nail you.
372
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,890
No way. I'll nail you.
373
00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:35,723
- I'll call 'em up.
- We draw lots.
374
00:24:36,052 --> 00:24:37,178
- I'll call.
- Let me hear.
375
00:24:37,386 --> 00:24:38,642
No problem.
376
00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:41,804
Want to quit?
377
00:24:42,094 --> 00:24:44,014
Don't want to quit!
378
00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:46,678
Information, how may help you?
379
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:51,686
Hello, could you put me through to
the Sofitel at Porte DE Champerret?
380
00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:54,263
I'll nail you!
381
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,185
Please hold.
382
00:24:56,386 --> 00:24:57,393
Thank you.
383
00:24:59,386 --> 00:25:01,104
Can still hang up.
384
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:02,678
I'm gonna crucify you!
385
00:25:02,886 --> 00:25:04,770
- Should I put you through?
- Yes.
386
00:25:05,219 --> 00:25:06,310
All the way through!
387
00:25:09,552 --> 00:25:12,847
...23452.
388
00:25:13,886 --> 00:25:15,225
And the security code...
389
00:25:15,511 --> 00:25:16,553
Forget security!
390
00:25:16,761 --> 00:25:17,638
712.
391
00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:19,515
Single or queen -size?
392
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:21,973
Queen-size is fine.
393
00:25:22,719 --> 00:25:24,189
Yes, just one night.
394
00:25:24,719 --> 00:25:26,189
Thanks a lot.
395
00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:30,771
I'm the one paying.
I'm the one fucking you.
396
00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:57,642
'Morning.
397
00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:04,018
Nice wake-up call.
How about "Good morning"?
398
00:26:04,219 --> 00:26:05,559
No talking. I'm busy.
399
00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:07,847
Yeah, you look busy.
400
00:26:08,052 --> 00:26:09,060
Shut up!
401
00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:10,731
What the hell is this?
402
00:26:11,719 --> 00:26:13,059
Forget it.
403
00:26:14,219 --> 00:26:16,802
Sorry, but this is a bit weird.
404
00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:21,522
What happened last night?
405
00:26:24,011 --> 00:26:25,812
- Well?
- Wait a minute.
406
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:30,015
Can we rewind? You come in
and straddle me brutally.
407
00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:34,889
You know was ovulating last night.
thought we could try this morning.
408
00:26:40,094 --> 00:26:42,677
Sorry, fucked up.
I'm sorry, OK?
409
00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:45,098
What did you do last night?
410
00:26:48,969 --> 00:26:50,261
Was with Jeff.
411
00:26:50,469 --> 00:26:53,929
He was wasted. thought
should keep an eye on him.
412
00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:55,553
So...
413
00:26:56,719 --> 00:26:59,564
decided to sober up
before coming home.
414
00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:03,177
It took you till 4 AM to sober up?
415
00:27:04,511 --> 00:27:07,225
Come on, Ben, don't bullshit me!
416
00:27:09,552 --> 00:27:10,809
Jeff's a big boy.
417
00:27:11,011 --> 00:27:13,263
You haven't seen him in ages.
418
00:27:13,969 --> 00:27:16,684
He managed fine without your help.
419
00:27:19,177 --> 00:27:20,766
It was a cool party.
420
00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:24,517
Yeah, mean,
421
00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:27,480
they won't become my best friends,
422
00:27:28,011 --> 00:27:31,222
but it was fun, you know.
423
00:27:32,636 --> 00:27:35,350
It was nice to see some new faces,
424
00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:37,887
to talk, to hang out.
425
00:27:38,094 --> 00:27:39,516
Enjoyed it, OK?
426
00:27:40,219 --> 00:27:41,345
Anna...
427
00:27:43,386 --> 00:27:48,055
We're gonna have kids. We shouldn't
cut ourselves off from others.
428
00:27:48,261 --> 00:27:50,513
We should throw parties like that.
429
00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:52,520
"We" should throw parties?
430
00:27:54,052 --> 00:27:56,636
You left me all alone last night.
431
00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:57,602
Invited you!
432
00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:00,973
You invited me? You invited me!
433
00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:02,387
Yes, invited you.
434
00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:04,064
Everyone invited you.
435
00:28:04,261 --> 00:28:07,639
" Don't know if you'll like it,
they're weird..."
436
00:28:07,844 --> 00:28:09,136
Sounded like fun!
437
00:28:09,594 --> 00:28:12,060
That was before
the mood changed, OK?
438
00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:14,813
Should've called back.
439
00:28:20,594 --> 00:28:21,518
You met a girl?
440
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:23,221
What?
441
00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:24,888
Did you?
442
00:28:26,011 --> 00:28:27,350
What's this?
443
00:28:29,219 --> 00:28:30,262
OK, drop it.
444
00:28:49,177 --> 00:28:49,936
Sorry.
445
00:28:50,636 --> 00:28:53,053
Screwed up. apologize.
446
00:28:56,261 --> 00:29:00,053
Screwed up. apologize.
Forgive me, my love.
447
00:29:00,261 --> 00:29:01,647
Love you, I'm sorry.
448
00:29:01,844 --> 00:29:03,017
My love, I'm sorry.
449
00:29:15,177 --> 00:29:16,138
Screwed up.
450
00:29:19,761 --> 00:29:22,143
It's my fault, screwed up.
451
00:29:34,052 --> 00:29:35,178
Croissants!
452
00:29:40,969 --> 00:29:42,391
Muchas gracias.
453
00:29:58,844 --> 00:29:59,851
Game!
454
00:30:00,511 --> 00:30:01,601
5-1.
455
00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,439
My serve.
456
00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:08,053
Time-out.
457
00:30:32,302 --> 00:30:34,720
Spoken to your coach?
Can we start?
458
00:30:36,636 --> 00:30:37,927
I'm concentrating.
459
00:30:40,511 --> 00:30:41,139
Ready?
460
00:30:42,094 --> 00:30:43,931
Player 719 serve.
461
00:30:47,261 --> 00:30:48,351
Don't mess around!
462
00:30:52,927 --> 00:30:54,219
OK, no messing.
463
00:30:54,927 --> 00:30:55,970
Sure?
464
00:30:59,427 --> 00:31:00,684
You fuckin' jerk!
465
00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:03,140
Don't take it so seriously.
466
00:31:03,677 --> 00:31:04,803
You bitch!
467
00:31:07,427 --> 00:31:08,553
You're too serious!
468
00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:10,596
I'm serious!
469
00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:12,179
Bitch!
470
00:31:12,719 --> 00:31:14,011
See if I'm serious!
471
00:31:20,177 --> 00:31:21,268
Get off me!
472
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,063
You'll do the shopping, right?
473
00:31:35,636 --> 00:31:37,639
Are we done after this?
474
00:31:37,844 --> 00:31:39,847
Want to visit some galleries,
475
00:31:40,052 --> 00:31:41,806
maybe get laid.
476
00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:43,771
Isn't that already done?
477
00:31:46,552 --> 00:31:47,228
What?
478
00:31:47,511 --> 00:31:49,181
I'm trying to remember...
479
00:31:49,469 --> 00:31:52,184
Don't pretend
you can't remember last night.
480
00:31:52,761 --> 00:31:55,439
Sorry, got you
into some twisted shit.
481
00:31:55,636 --> 00:31:59,061
Look, it was a weird night.
It happens. Not your fault.
482
00:31:59,261 --> 00:32:00,303
It fuckin' is.
483
00:32:00,594 --> 00:32:04,138
Turn up at your place,
we get wasted,
484
00:32:04,844 --> 00:32:07,689
talk about gay sex,
leave your wife at home.
485
00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:11,097
Don't worry about her.
You didn't make me stay.
486
00:32:11,302 --> 00:32:12,559
Could've gone home.
487
00:32:13,052 --> 00:32:16,181
Had a great time.
You don't have to apologize.
488
00:32:16,386 --> 00:32:20,095
We go back along way, even if
our lives are very different.
489
00:32:20,302 --> 00:32:24,474
And in the life you have now, I'm
not sure it was very appropriate.
490
00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:25,803
I'm not judging you-
491
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:29,305
Look, Mr. Jacques Kerouac,
with your crappy bandana,
492
00:32:30,302 --> 00:32:32,471
I'm not that much of a homebody.
493
00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:34,971
Everything's black or white to you.
494
00:32:35,177 --> 00:32:37,560
Just think
it's a great art project.
495
00:32:37,761 --> 00:32:39,349
Think it's great, too.
496
00:32:39,552 --> 00:32:41,520
But in your situation...
497
00:32:41,719 --> 00:32:45,014
My situation?
Are you trying 10...?
498
00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:47,346
- Won't force you.
- know.
499
00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:50,100
I'm just saying
last night, we were drunk,
500
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,222
so you can back out.
501
00:32:52,427 --> 00:32:56,220
Forget your preconceived ideas
about me, OK?
502
00:32:56,594 --> 00:32:58,313
Each man for himself.
503
00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:03,397
I'll do it if like.
504
00:33:03,761 --> 00:33:06,605
My marriage won't stop me
doing anything.
505
00:33:08,136 --> 00:33:10,897
Anna and are very close.
You wouldn't know.
506
00:33:11,094 --> 00:33:15,266
But we have an open relationship,
we're free to do as we like.
507
00:33:16,052 --> 00:33:17,178
I'm just saying...
508
00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,642
Don't decide for me.
509
00:33:18,844 --> 00:33:21,427
I'm not.
I'm talking to you as a friend.
510
00:33:21,636 --> 00:33:24,018
There's no problem, that's all.
511
00:33:24,761 --> 00:33:27,309
You know, you can...
512
00:33:27,636 --> 00:33:29,603
You're not bound by it.
513
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:32,266
We're very different now.
514
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:34,602
Look, shut up for a minute.
515
00:33:34,802 --> 00:33:37,896
I'll end up thinking
you're narrow-minded or retarded.
516
00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:43,556
Stop trying to find excuses for me.
You know what?
517
00:33:43,761 --> 00:33:48,016
It's like you're trying to blame me
for what you can't face up to.
518
00:33:55,719 --> 00:33:57,105
Be honest...
519
00:33:57,886 --> 00:33:58,846
Shoot.
520
00:34:00,094 --> 00:34:03,437
Do you think you can screw me
for this film tomorrow?
521
00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:06,143
You bet.
522
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,015
You could or you would?
523
00:34:08,386 --> 00:34:09,179
Would.
524
00:34:09,386 --> 00:34:10,891
You won't say to me:
525
00:34:11,094 --> 00:34:13,595
"We should go our own separate ways,
526
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,805
'cause an artist's life..."
527
00:34:16,011 --> 00:34:18,179
Not that again.
It was 15 years ago!
528
00:34:18,386 --> 00:34:21,894
You didn't need me in Peru
to write poems on coca leaves.
529
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:24,677
Could you still leave a pal
high and dry
530
00:34:24,886 --> 00:34:27,138
or do you have a code of ethics now?
531
00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,771
I will do it.
532
00:34:33,886 --> 00:34:35,012
You will?
533
00:34:35,886 --> 00:34:37,059
So will .
534
00:34:37,261 --> 00:34:39,062
- Yeah?
- Yeah, you bet.
535
00:34:39,261 --> 00:34:44,013
We shouldn't do it as a challenge
or 'cause we feel obliged to.
536
00:34:44,219 --> 00:34:46,685
We'll do it for art's sake!
537
00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:49,387
It may be crazy,
but it's a great idea!
538
00:34:49,594 --> 00:34:52,474
Right! We're pushing back
the limits of art!
539
00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:54,977
- Will you tell your wife?
- Sure.
540
00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:57,970
How do you think she'll react?
541
00:34:58,761 --> 00:35:00,680
Can't know what she'll say,
542
00:35:02,094 --> 00:35:03,931
but I'll explain it to her.
543
00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:08,603
If it's a problem, won't do it.
But think she'll be OK with it,
544
00:35:09,594 --> 00:35:12,095
'cause she trusts me.
That's marriage.
545
00:35:12,427 --> 00:35:13,684
You don't believe me?
546
00:35:14,136 --> 00:35:17,312
You're the one freaking out.
You don't have to do it.
547
00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:20,688
Tell Anna and let me know.
If she's OK, I'm OK.
548
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,387
Leave Anna out of this.
I'll deal with her.
549
00:35:23,677 --> 00:35:25,348
So are we on?
550
00:35:26,177 --> 00:35:27,220
We're on.
551
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,643
OK, we're on.
552
00:35:31,969 --> 00:35:34,435
- Seriously?
- Do look like I'm joking?
553
00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,017
We're on.
554
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,060
- Tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night, yeah.
555
00:35:40,261 --> 00:35:41,552
You can still back out.
556
00:35:41,761 --> 00:35:45,849
I'm not backing out.
I'm gonna bareback you!
557
00:35:46,886 --> 00:35:47,976
I'll be there.
558
00:35:49,219 --> 00:35:50,096
Me too.
559
00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:09,762
Sorry about last night.
It's my fault.
560
00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:12,102
Agree, it was stupid.
561
00:36:12,302 --> 00:36:15,147
Sometimes you're stupid,
then get stupid too.
562
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,307
Was stupid this morning
563
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,845
whereas you're more stupid
in the evening!
564
00:36:24,636 --> 00:36:25,726
Love you.
565
00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:26,976
Me too.
566
00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,678
Need to tell you something.
567
00:36:39,469 --> 00:36:41,306
Let the cat out of the bag...
568
00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:42,601
Or the duck.
569
00:36:44,052 --> 00:36:46,600
Or the duck, right
Talking of Jeff...
570
00:36:46,802 --> 00:36:48,094
want everything.
571
00:36:49,386 --> 00:36:50,476
Me too.
572
00:36:52,761 --> 00:36:54,230
He's lost, you know.
573
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,720
I watched him last night...
574
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,314
It's touching how he wants
his life to have meaning.
575
00:37:04,511 --> 00:37:08,268
The good news is, he met people
over there. They hit it off.
576
00:37:08,469 --> 00:37:10,768
They take part in an art festival.
577
00:37:10,969 --> 00:37:14,312
They've asked him to join them.
And he's totally into it!
578
00:37:14,511 --> 00:37:15,601
I'm not sure...
579
00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,722
He asked me to help him.
580
00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:20,844
Yeah, sure.
581
00:37:21,636 --> 00:37:23,224
What festival is it?
582
00:37:23,427 --> 00:37:24,897
It sounds kinda weird.
583
00:37:25,094 --> 00:37:28,056
It's a festival,
an anal... annual festival.
584
00:37:28,261 --> 00:37:30,726
They do art films that are...
585
00:37:31,094 --> 00:37:32,185
a bit...
586
00:37:32,386 --> 00:37:33,476
A bit what?
587
00:37:33,844 --> 00:37:37,601
Dunno. They make films,
then destroy them!
588
00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:41,062
Hump?
589
00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:42,895
What?
590
00:37:44,552 --> 00:37:46,935
- The festival?
- You know Hump?
591
00:37:47,136 --> 00:37:48,605
It's a porn film festival.
592
00:37:49,427 --> 00:37:50,020
Is it?
593
00:37:50,219 --> 00:37:51,558
Yes, it is.
594
00:37:51,844 --> 00:37:54,013
Maybe. Don't jump down my throat
595
00:37:54,219 --> 00:37:55,605
It's mainly artsy.
596
00:37:55,802 --> 00:38:00,021
Yeah, it promotes porn's artistic
aspect rather than its mundane one!
597
00:38:00,219 --> 00:38:01,013
Right.
598
00:38:01,302 --> 00:38:02,689
They're skin flicks.
599
00:38:04,386 --> 00:38:06,519
- Whatsit you do?
- Lend a hand.
600
00:38:10,136 --> 00:38:12,553
I'll make coffee and sandwiches...
601
00:38:12,761 --> 00:38:15,308
I'll help him.
He's motivated for once.
602
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:20,563
They're doing it tomorrow.
want to help a pal. It'd be cool.
603
00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,139
Can't help out a pal?
604
00:38:27,427 --> 00:38:28,897
Sure you can.
605
00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:33,969
How do you know Hump?
606
00:38:51,136 --> 00:38:52,522
Oh, right!
607
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,556
Well played, girls!
608
00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:56,230
Team spirit!
609
00:38:56,427 --> 00:38:57,600
No problem.
610
00:38:57,886 --> 00:38:59,095
Can handle it.
611
00:38:59,552 --> 00:39:01,602
You can even call your girlfriends.
612
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,480
Yeah, you too.
613
00:39:10,344 --> 00:39:12,063
What the fuck's that for?
614
00:39:12,261 --> 00:39:13,268
Depends...
615
00:39:13,511 --> 00:39:15,016
Opinions differ.
616
00:39:16,052 --> 00:39:17,013
You scared?
617
00:39:17,427 --> 00:39:20,272
Don't freak out. It doesn't bite!
618
00:39:21,552 --> 00:39:24,267
You could've said
it was a costume ball.
619
00:39:24,594 --> 00:39:26,146
Common, relax.
620
00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:28,561
How'll you cope with a real one?
621
00:39:29,011 --> 00:39:31,428
A hot one moving up and down
behind you!
622
00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:36,392
Well, thought
we could do something more natural.
623
00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:39,012
That's not
what we had planned, sweetie.
624
00:39:39,386 --> 00:39:40,512
Sorry.
625
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,769
Suggest that for tonight,
626
00:39:43,386 --> 00:39:45,187
we use my tool.
627
00:39:45,386 --> 00:39:48,515
If all parties aren't satisfied,
we can try
628
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,396
to introduce the...
629
00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:51,554
No reason
630
00:39:51,761 --> 00:39:54,143
for one cock to drive away another.
631
00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:56,975
OK, no problemo.
632
00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,595
Could stay and watch and jerk off.
633
00:40:01,011 --> 00:40:02,812
You want a hetero trip?
634
00:40:03,427 --> 00:40:06,307
Two girls for you,
and you control the joystick?
635
00:40:06,511 --> 00:40:08,763
Can't we play with you a bit?
636
00:40:08,969 --> 00:40:10,178
Feel threatened?
637
00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:12,554
Don't be.
638
00:40:12,761 --> 00:40:15,723
Don't want
to get between the two of you.
639
00:40:17,677 --> 00:40:19,229
I'm very disappointed.
640
00:40:19,427 --> 00:40:21,228
You're not the only one.
641
00:40:24,052 --> 00:40:26,221
Guess I'm just too...
642
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,599
conventional for you.
643
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,430
Muchachas!
644
00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:35,771
Adios, amigo.
645
00:40:41,427 --> 00:40:43,265
We're finishing up dinner.
646
00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:45,562
Let's go out for a drink.
647
00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:47,847
It's cool. A drink is cool.
648
00:40:48,052 --> 00:40:49,937
- We don't have to...
- Give me the phone.
649
00:40:50,469 --> 00:40:51,678
Give me the phone!
650
00:40:54,802 --> 00:40:57,480
Hi, Jeff. And you?
651
00:40:59,511 --> 00:41:02,142
Why don't we grab a drink together?
652
00:41:04,386 --> 00:41:06,270
We can't leave you alone.
653
00:41:06,469 --> 00:41:08,554
It's no trouble. Where are you?
654
00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,561
Great, know a bar there.
655
00:41:23,052 --> 00:41:23,811
What?
656
00:41:24,511 --> 00:41:26,229
I'm just looking at you.
657
00:41:28,594 --> 00:41:30,727
We'll never find a parking space.
658
00:41:39,261 --> 00:41:40,931
Let me out. You're a pain.
659
00:41:41,136 --> 00:41:42,345
You're abandoning me?
660
00:41:42,552 --> 00:41:44,472
I'm not abandoning you.
661
00:41:47,469 --> 00:41:49,389
- See you in a sec.
- OK. See you.
662
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,720
Did you have a nice evening?
663
00:42:38,552 --> 00:42:40,141
Yes, very nice.
664
00:42:40,802 --> 00:42:42,272
How about you?
665
00:42:42,469 --> 00:42:44,887
Don't know... strange.
666
00:42:45,094 --> 00:42:46,267
Whatsit you have?
667
00:42:47,552 --> 00:42:48,643
The same as you.
668
00:42:58,886 --> 00:43:01,268
Was the poet,
he was the illustrator.
669
00:43:01,469 --> 00:43:04,266
And he dumped me
for an unpaid apprenticeship.
670
00:43:04,469 --> 00:43:05,227
That idiot!
671
00:43:05,677 --> 00:43:06,554
He had talent.
672
00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:09,387
But he didn't believe in himself.
673
00:43:09,594 --> 00:43:13,896
So he blew off the trip
we'd been planning for ages.
674
00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:17,602
We named ourselves
after the famous road adventurers...
675
00:43:18,219 --> 00:43:21,265
Kerouac... Easy Rider.
676
00:43:22,386 --> 00:43:24,720
Went alone,
but it amounted to nothing.
677
00:43:24,927 --> 00:43:28,352
Never graduated.
And hold your husband responsible.
678
00:43:29,094 --> 00:43:31,512
- That idiot.
- What's he doing anyway?
679
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,018
- A valet parking apprenticeship.
- Unpaid!
680
00:43:34,219 --> 00:43:35,511
Unpaid.
681
00:43:38,969 --> 00:43:40,439
You're a cool chick.
682
00:43:40,969 --> 00:43:43,102
Thank you for the compliment.
683
00:43:44,511 --> 00:43:46,395
That's not what meant.
684
00:43:46,594 --> 00:43:52,721
What meant was that
I'm a big fat stubborn moron.
685
00:43:52,927 --> 00:43:54,314
That's what meant.
686
00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:57,054
Know. know look kind of...
687
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,687
- But at the same time...
- Yes?
688
00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:04,813
He was right.
689
00:44:05,386 --> 00:44:08,811
You can't judge a guy
by his pleated pants,
690
00:44:09,011 --> 00:44:10,930
his pedometer and his wife.
691
00:44:11,135 --> 00:44:13,055
A pedometer is very sexy.
692
00:44:14,510 --> 00:44:16,395
You dig that kind of stuff?
693
00:44:17,010 --> 00:44:18,350
We'll use it tomorrow.
694
00:44:18,552 --> 00:44:21,397
- Really?
- Yeah. We have it all planned out.
695
00:44:21,594 --> 00:44:25,387
Yeah, he told me.
wanted to ask you... I'm curious.
696
00:44:25,927 --> 00:44:29,187
Hump!
want to hear all about it.
697
00:44:29,385 --> 00:44:30,938
You know Hump?
698
00:44:31,177 --> 00:44:33,725
I'm blown away by your open mind.
699
00:44:34,094 --> 00:44:35,303
Shit!
700
00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:38,850
Do really look that uptight?
701
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,893
- He told you about our project?
- Of course.
702
00:44:42,802 --> 00:44:44,012
Kind of weird, huh?
703
00:44:44,219 --> 00:44:46,020
But since you're cool with it...
704
00:44:46,219 --> 00:44:46,847
Well?
705
00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:50,928
Only guys like you and Ben
could go through with it.
706
00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:54,514
It's just one night.
It won't change your relationship.
707
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,647
Our relationship?
708
00:45:04,177 --> 00:45:07,555
The film is
of you and Ben sleeping together?
709
00:45:08,302 --> 00:45:09,642
Totally wild, huh?
710
00:45:10,135 --> 00:45:11,557
Hump, hump, hump!
711
00:45:35,552 --> 00:45:36,725
Anna, what's wrong?
712
00:45:37,677 --> 00:45:38,601
What's going on?
713
00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:39,596
What did you do?
714
00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:42,137
You said you'd tell her.
She said she knew...
715
00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:43,683
Shut up, both of you!
716
00:45:43,885 --> 00:45:46,351
- You told her?
- Didn't you tell her?
717
00:45:46,969 --> 00:45:48,889
- "You told her�?
- was going to.
718
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,895
Wanted to tell you earlier.
719
00:45:51,094 --> 00:45:52,765
This wasn't the plan.
720
00:45:53,427 --> 00:45:56,307
Everything got off to a bad start.
721
00:45:56,510 --> 00:45:58,679
You freaked out at the word "porn."
722
00:45:58,885 --> 00:46:00,438
freaked out?
723
00:46:00,635 --> 00:46:02,639
Don't believe it!
724
00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:05,724
My guy is going to make
a skin flick tomorrow
725
00:46:05,927 --> 00:46:07,812
with his pal!
726
00:46:08,010 --> 00:46:09,516
Please, calm down.
727
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,520
What's going on in your head?
728
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,852
Calm down. Take a deep breath.
729
00:46:14,885 --> 00:46:16,640
Can we get my car?
730
00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:18,894
We talk here and now.
731
00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:21,730
Why are you doing this?
732
00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:27,681
Don't know.
733
00:46:31,052 --> 00:46:34,975
Ever since art school,
we said we'd do something together.
734
00:46:35,427 --> 00:46:36,351
"Something"?
735
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:38,435
Anna, please!
736
00:46:41,052 --> 00:46:42,143
- Listen!
- Go away.
737
00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:43,979
- Wait.
- Go away!
738
00:46:58,177 --> 00:46:58,853
I'm sorry.
739
00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:38,891
Good evening, ma'am.
Ticket control.
740
00:47:39,969 --> 00:47:41,806
Your ticket, please.
741
00:47:43,010 --> 00:47:44,302
Don't know where ...
742
00:47:44,510 --> 00:47:46,478
Do you have a piece of ID?
743
00:47:48,927 --> 00:47:50,267
A piece of ID?
744
00:47:50,885 --> 00:47:53,766
My name, my sex,
my distinguishing marks.
745
00:47:53,969 --> 00:47:57,015
You think that sums up
my true identity?
746
00:47:57,219 --> 00:47:58,689
You don't care.
747
00:47:58,885 --> 00:48:01,303
No-one cares.
No-one ever knows anyone.
748
00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:02,683
Listen here, Mrs...
749
00:48:02,885 --> 00:48:04,355
That's right, "Mrs."!
750
00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:08,428
Mrs. Ben Azuelos!
From the "Ben and Jeff� comedy act.
751
00:48:13,302 --> 00:48:17,095
They horse around and wrestle
like they were 14 years old.
752
00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:20,888
Know how this will end.
Their �totally wild" thing.
753
00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:25,895
Thought knew the man
was living with.
754
00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:28,016
And suddenly...
755
00:48:28,677 --> 00:48:31,392
his best friend opens my eyes.
756
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:35,141
They never admitted it,
but it's coming out now.
757
00:48:35,344 --> 00:48:37,596
It's not just about fucking.
758
00:48:37,969 --> 00:48:39,853
It's much deeper,
759
00:48:40,052 --> 00:48:41,806
much sicker than that.
760
00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:55,766
Mrs. Azuelos...
761
00:48:56,135 --> 00:48:57,557
Mrs. Azuelos...
762
00:48:58,885 --> 00:48:59,561
Good evening.
763
00:51:11,427 --> 00:51:14,354
Can tell you something
I've never told anyone?
764
00:51:25,844 --> 00:51:28,973
Was 18 when came to Paris.
765
00:51:29,177 --> 00:51:32,104
Had no friends,
so rented lots of films.
766
00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:40,885
The guy at the video shop suggested
some documentary on architecture.
767
00:51:43,135 --> 00:51:45,304
It looked interesting enough.
768
00:51:47,385 --> 00:51:49,637
Got home and watched the film.
769
00:51:54,427 --> 00:51:57,058
Almost died of boredom. Awful.
770
00:52:03,844 --> 00:52:07,518
The next day went back
to return the film.
771
00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:12,433
He looked at me.
772
00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:18,054
Don't know why,
said it was fabulous.
773
00:52:19,385 --> 00:52:21,305
There was something about him.
774
00:52:22,927 --> 00:52:26,305
Then discover it's part one
of a ten-part series!
775
00:52:28,385 --> 00:52:32,392
So the guy gives me part two,
and go home and watch it.
776
00:52:32,594 --> 00:52:36,268
It's even worse.
So decide to tell him the truth.
777
00:52:36,885 --> 00:52:42,230
Go back to the video shop.
take one look at him
778
00:52:43,135 --> 00:52:45,103
and say liked it even better.
779
00:52:46,844 --> 00:52:47,851
And so on.
780
00:52:48,052 --> 00:52:51,264
Every day, rented
another part of his collection.
781
00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:54,183
And every day, said loved it.
782
00:52:55,427 --> 00:52:57,311
When was finished, felt sad.
783
00:52:59,094 --> 00:53:03,017
Maybe was afraid we'd have
nothing else to talk about.
784
00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:07,723
Couldn't get him off my mind.
785
00:53:10,427 --> 00:53:12,928
His nut-hugger jean shorts,
786
00:53:16,135 --> 00:53:17,605
his hairy white legs,
787
00:53:17,969 --> 00:53:20,102
his protruding eyes...
788
00:53:21,927 --> 00:53:24,345
even imagined myself kissing him
789
00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:27,016
And you know what?
790
00:53:30,594 --> 00:53:32,679
It didn't feel all that strange.
791
00:53:35,635 --> 00:53:37,970
Started imagining his balls
792
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,143
wondered if they were hairy.
793
00:53:46,677 --> 00:53:50,517
Was so flipped out
never set foot back in the shop.
794
00:53:53,344 --> 00:53:56,022
I'm telling you,
it was a weird feeling.
795
00:53:59,469 --> 00:54:01,721
Sometimes think should've tried.
796
00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:04,060
Should've tried it with a dude.
797
00:54:04,427 --> 00:54:07,189
It pisses me off
that I'm not more open.
798
00:54:08,677 --> 00:54:12,932
Between the way see myself and
what am, there's a fucking abyss.
799
00:54:13,885 --> 00:54:15,723
Didn't do anything with him.
800
00:54:15,927 --> 00:54:18,144
- Know.
- Just want to make it clear.
801
00:54:18,344 --> 00:54:19,979
Was talking about myself.
802
00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:21,896
Know you're not gay.
803
00:54:22,094 --> 00:54:23,480
Know you know.
804
00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:26,143
Wish were more of a fag.
805
00:54:30,552 --> 00:54:32,104
It'd make tomorrow easier.
806
00:54:34,510 --> 00:54:35,601
Tomorrow!
807
00:54:38,844 --> 00:54:42,387
Do you think sleeping with someone
breaks something?
808
00:54:43,427 --> 00:54:44,636
Mean,
809
00:54:45,427 --> 00:54:49,516
how many ex-lovers
are you still friends with?
810
00:54:50,302 --> 00:54:51,393
It's far worse...
811
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,765
never stay more than five minutes
after ejaculating.
812
00:54:55,969 --> 00:54:57,723
You don't plan on coming in me?
813
00:54:57,927 --> 00:54:59,977
So you agree I'm fucking you?
814
00:55:00,219 --> 00:55:02,222
We said we'd draw lots.
815
00:55:03,469 --> 00:55:04,511
Bring the condoms.
816
00:55:07,469 --> 00:55:08,346
In the plural?
817
00:55:12,302 --> 00:55:16,059
Don't know why told you
that story. It's so weird.
818
00:55:18,677 --> 00:55:21,557
'Cause even if think
know what am,
819
00:55:23,552 --> 00:55:26,598
still felt something for that guy.
820
00:55:30,010 --> 00:55:32,855
Don't think
lever felt anything like that.
821
00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:35,973
Me either, personally.
822
00:55:36,177 --> 00:55:39,306
But do like George Michael.
823
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:41,229
Does that mean anything?
824
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,769
Hey guys, what about Dalida?
825
00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:47,517
More words, always words
826
00:55:48,469 --> 00:55:50,436
The same words
827
00:55:52,177 --> 00:55:54,808
Nothing but words...
828
00:58:03,719 --> 00:58:04,726
You OK?
829
00:58:13,010 --> 00:58:14,302
It was along night.
830
00:58:32,469 --> 00:58:36,427
Don't know why I'm doing this,
but feel committed.
831
00:58:38,469 --> 00:58:40,388
The only explanation have
832
00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,730
is that my personality
has several facets.
833
00:58:44,385 --> 00:58:45,974
Multiple aspects.
834
00:58:48,719 --> 00:58:53,519
When we met, one of these facets
fell head over heels for you.
835
00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:55,188
It was exciting.
836
00:58:55,802 --> 00:59:00,602
Wanted to spend my life with you,
buy a house, have kids.
837
00:59:01,344 --> 00:59:02,517
But then...
838
00:59:03,219 --> 00:59:04,807
this facet
839
00:59:05,469 --> 00:59:06,725
grew bigger
840
00:59:07,094 --> 00:59:08,895
It grew until it took over.
841
00:59:09,094 --> 00:59:11,097
It turned into a monster
842
00:59:11,302 --> 00:59:14,478
that devoured all other aspects
of my personality.
843
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:17,058
Overall, I'm happy-
844
00:59:18,594 --> 00:59:23,014
But must not be that happy
because want to do this thing.
845
00:59:26,885 --> 00:59:28,437
Then you have to do it.
846
00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,095
Are you serious?
847
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:31,684
Yes.
848
00:59:36,469 --> 00:59:40,889
You talk about the different facets
of your personality.
849
00:59:42,052 --> 00:59:46,686
Do you think I'm just an image stuck
in the kitchen. Your little wife?
850
00:59:47,635 --> 00:59:48,726
No.
851
00:59:50,094 --> 00:59:53,223
My world isn't confined to you.
852
00:59:53,844 --> 00:59:56,261
You're not enough for me either.
853
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,563
Of course...
854
00:59:59,302 --> 01:00:00,724
mean, can imagine.
855
01:00:03,927 --> 01:00:04,970
What do you mean?
856
01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:11,805
You remember when
went to Benedicte's party,
857
01:00:12,135 --> 01:00:13,724
the one with her friends?
858
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:15,764
About a year ago?
859
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:17,682
Drank too much.
860
01:00:21,635 --> 01:00:24,847
And let myself go with some guy
861
01:00:27,052 --> 01:00:28,557
in the bathroom.
862
01:00:30,219 --> 01:00:34,225
We hadn't even spoken much
to each other. It was something...
863
01:00:35,552 --> 01:00:37,306
It was animal like.
864
01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:41,393
He instantly turned me on.
865
01:00:42,135 --> 01:00:44,719
The more he touched me,
the more wanted.
866
01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:47,139
It's like he opened a door.
867
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,845
A door to a part of myself...
868
01:00:50,469 --> 01:00:51,938
that didn't know.
869
01:00:54,635 --> 01:00:56,887
And came a different way.
870
01:00:57,260 --> 01:00:58,730
It was powerful.
871
01:00:58,927 --> 01:01:01,345
It did me good. It was fantastic.
872
01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:05,272
Afterward s,
knew what was coming home to.
873
01:01:07,302 --> 01:01:11,011
Knew what I wanted.
Everything was clear to me.
874
01:01:12,927 --> 01:01:14,219
It's as if
875
01:01:14,885 --> 01:01:16,355
As if was.
876
01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:17,847
yours.
877
01:01:18,052 --> 01:01:20,185
was with you, was your wife
878
01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:23,147
And yet,
could turn on the whole world.
879
01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:25,105
It made me...
880
01:01:27,052 --> 01:01:28,687
It blew my mind.
881
01:01:29,635 --> 01:01:31,685
It's as if you came with me too
882
01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,267
It felt good.
883
01:01:35,094 --> 01:01:36,480
It was soothing.
884
01:01:37,844 --> 01:01:39,100
And it was simple.
885
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:43,604
It only happened once.
886
01:01:43,802 --> 01:01:46,480
Never told you because...
887
01:01:46,677 --> 01:01:50,268
maybe my vision of you
was too rigid.
888
01:01:55,302 --> 01:01:58,513
Now see what you mean
about me not being enough.
889
01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:00,302
Listen...
890
01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:07,598
don't ask me to try to understand
what you're doing, because can't.
891
01:02:09,177 --> 01:02:10,220
It was only once?
892
01:02:12,052 --> 01:02:13,640
Shut up and listen to me.
893
01:02:15,344 --> 01:02:16,849
It's not the same.
894
01:02:17,427 --> 01:02:19,146
You have to do this.
895
01:02:21,219 --> 01:02:24,513
We can't live together
if we keep things locked inside.
896
01:02:24,719 --> 01:02:26,058
They have to come out.
897
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,470
Or go in.
898
01:02:27,885 --> 01:02:28,762
Do what you want.
899
01:02:29,719 --> 01:02:31,686
But you need to know
900
01:02:32,427 --> 01:02:34,893
if this is essential for you.
901
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:38,472
You need to know now,
before we have a child.
902
01:03:15,219 --> 01:03:16,261
Good evening.
903
01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:02,889
- Who is it?
- It's me.
904
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,846
- Me who?
- Come on, open up.
905
01:05:07,594 --> 01:05:09,348
Hey pal, come in.
906
01:05:12,469 --> 01:05:14,554
Got us the wedding suite.
907
01:05:15,719 --> 01:05:16,809
It's very beige.
908
01:05:17,135 --> 01:05:18,724
Every modern comfort.
909
01:05:20,510 --> 01:05:22,015
Here's the gear.
910
01:05:24,385 --> 01:05:25,061
Listen...
911
01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:31,848
know it's not exactly
what we had in mind but...
912
01:05:32,969 --> 01:05:34,888
it'll give it a certain mood.
913
01:05:35,094 --> 01:05:37,855
A grassroots feel, an artsy touch.
914
01:05:38,510 --> 01:05:40,679
It's a film about two pals.
915
01:05:40,885 --> 01:05:43,184
So think it'll do the job.
916
01:05:43,385 --> 01:05:46,810
It has a few special effects
and we can retouch it.
917
01:05:47,010 --> 01:05:47,934
OK, cool.
918
01:05:54,052 --> 01:05:55,723
The thing that makes
919
01:05:56,844 --> 01:05:59,854
this whole story
original and interesting is that
920
01:06:00,052 --> 01:06:04,188
it's about two straight friends
getting off together.
921
01:06:05,552 --> 01:06:10,222
But how will people know
we're really straight
922
01:06:10,427 --> 01:06:11,813
if we don't tell them?
923
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,179
You mean like an introduction?
924
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:16,602
Bingo.
925
01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:26,016
To be honest, think it shows
on my mug that I'm straight.
926
01:06:27,052 --> 01:06:28,261
No?
927
01:06:36,844 --> 01:06:38,016
That's good.
928
01:06:38,302 --> 01:06:39,594
Can you just...
929
01:06:40,469 --> 01:06:41,511
That's perfect.
930
01:06:41,969 --> 01:06:43,011
Cool.
931
01:06:43,219 --> 01:06:44,345
OK then
932
01:06:45,844 --> 01:06:46,970
It's rolling.
933
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,516
Hi, I'm Ben.
934
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:57,646
I'm Jean-Francois.
Everyone calls me Jeff.
935
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,846
- We're making...
- A film.
936
01:07:01,052 --> 01:07:02,391
A film.
937
01:07:03,177 --> 01:07:04,386
No. Cut.
938
01:07:05,677 --> 01:07:08,178
Seattle. Gotta do it in English.
939
01:07:08,635 --> 01:07:09,726
You think so?
940
01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:13,011
With the hat and in English.
941
01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:35,515
This is stupid.
942
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:39,808
We're French, we do it in French.
We'll subtitle the beginning.
943
01:07:40,469 --> 01:07:44,143
Especially since the other part
will be more visual.
944
01:07:52,927 --> 01:07:55,012
- ??? Ben.
- ??? Jeff
945
01:07:56,385 --> 01:07:58,435
- Go on.
- No, you start
946
01:07:58,885 --> 01:08:00,723
So, we're making a film.
947
01:08:00,927 --> 01:08:03,889
But first,
we wanted to introduce ourselves.
948
01:08:05,344 --> 01:08:06,386
We 're old friends,
949
01:08:06,594 --> 01:08:08,597
we've known ear:it other for ages.
950
01:08:08,802 --> 01:08:10,473
We were at art school together
951
01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:15,057
and when we finished,
we said we'd do something together.
952
01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:20,022
But we took very different paths.
953
01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:22,352
Jeff has become a sort
954
01:08:23,594 --> 01:08:26,972
of adventurer who travels the world.
955
01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:31,346
I'm married, have a wife, a house.
All that jazz.
956
01:08:31,552 --> 01:08:33,851
He turned up two days ago.
957
01:08:35,844 --> 01:08:36,851
And here we are.
958
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,147
- And so
- And so
959
01:08:39,344 --> 01:08:42,722
we heard about your festival
at a party.
960
01:08:42,927 --> 01:08:44,515
And we thought
961
01:08:45,385 --> 01:08:48,561
it would be kind of original to see
962
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,387
two straight guys in action
in front of the camera.
963
01:08:52,594 --> 01:08:55,936
We were totally trashed
when we got the idea,
964
01:08:56,135 --> 01:08:59,146
but then it turned in to
a hetero macho trip.
965
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,181
I'm the dude, I'll nail you.
966
01:09:01,385 --> 01:09:04,100
- No, I'll nail you.
- I'll nail you.
967
01:09:04,302 --> 01:09:06,554
But we managed to get past' that
968
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,605
and here we are.
969
01:09:10,302 --> 01:09:12,601
We can '1' say we 're exactly relaxed.
970
01:09:13,594 --> 01:09:16,556
We 're actually pretty scared.
971
01:09:17,552 --> 01:09:19,472
But we said to ourselves:
972
01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:22,639
�Isn't an artist's real role
973
01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:25,311
to push limits to the extreme?�
974
01:09:25,510 --> 01:09:26,683
You bet.
975
01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:35,186
So here we are
and guess you're going to see...
976
01:09:35,594 --> 01:09:37,146
What you're going to see.
977
01:09:44,510 --> 01:09:46,513
I think it's in the can.
978
01:09:47,885 --> 01:09:49,225
I'm good if you are.
979
01:09:49,427 --> 01:09:52,058
- We can always change it later.
- Yeah.
980
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,761
But it's good for now. It's good.
981
01:10:08,635 --> 01:10:11,598
I've got this funny feeling
in my gut.
982
01:10:15,427 --> 01:10:16,683
You bet.
983
01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:19,057
Let's stop yacking
984
01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:21,477
and just get to it.
985
01:10:22,219 --> 01:10:25,679
You know what?
I'll put the camera right here,
986
01:10:25,885 --> 01:10:29,394
next to the bed.
I'll count to five and we kiss.
987
01:10:29,719 --> 01:10:30,512
This is it.
988
01:10:31,302 --> 01:10:32,558
What about our tongues?
989
01:10:35,719 --> 01:10:37,354
Maybe it would be more...
990
01:10:38,427 --> 01:10:39,387
More what?
991
01:10:39,594 --> 01:10:41,015
Don't know, more...
992
01:10:41,219 --> 01:10:43,471
Whose tongue, yours or mine?
993
01:10:44,219 --> 01:10:45,226
How about both?
994
01:10:45,594 --> 01:10:48,272
We've got to stop thinking
or we'll go nuts.
995
01:10:48,469 --> 01:10:49,180
We can draw lots?
996
01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:52,935
We're not going to draw lots
over a French kiss!
997
01:10:53,135 --> 01:10:56,015
- Our tongues will improvise.
- Instinctively.
998
01:10:57,844 --> 01:10:58,886
Instinctively.
999
01:10:59,094 --> 01:11:00,480
Instinctively!
1000
01:11:03,844 --> 01:11:04,851
Hang on.
1001
01:11:16,594 --> 01:11:17,636
Wait.
1002
01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:21,019
Gotta piss.
1003
01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:36,397
Hurry UP-
1004
01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:46,934
Ready?
1005
01:11:48,552 --> 01:11:49,476
Ready?
1006
01:11:51,052 --> 01:11:52,142
Ready!
1007
01:11:54,719 --> 01:11:56,188
- Five.
- Four.
1008
01:11:56,385 --> 01:11:57,641
- Three.
- Two.
1009
01:11:58,135 --> 01:11:58,977
One.
1010
01:12:14,719 --> 01:12:16,058
That wasn't so bad.
1011
01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:19,057
- It wasn't so horrible.
- It wasn't so horrible.
1012
01:12:19,260 --> 01:12:20,470
It was awful.
1013
01:12:20,844 --> 01:12:22,053
Awful.
1014
01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,303
This'll be tough.
1015
01:12:29,927 --> 01:12:32,605
Agree.
We'll do it �Pretty Woman" style.
1016
01:12:32,802 --> 01:12:34,852
Agree, no kissing.
1017
01:12:35,052 --> 01:12:37,730
Kissing is too intimate,
we just need to...
1018
01:12:37,927 --> 01:12:39,681
- Charge in.
- Charge in.
1019
01:12:39,885 --> 01:12:41,437
No big deal.
1020
01:12:41,635 --> 01:12:42,927
No big deal!
1021
01:12:49,469 --> 01:12:51,104
Pure muscle. Check it out.
1022
01:12:51,302 --> 01:12:52,475
It's well hidden.
1023
01:12:52,677 --> 01:12:54,016
No big deal!
1024
01:12:54,218 --> 01:12:55,807
That's it, let's go.
1025
01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,350
No big deal. Socks?
1026
01:12:57,635 --> 01:12:58,975
Socks, OK.
1027
01:13:02,718 --> 01:13:04,887
We've taken a huge fuckin' step.
1028
01:13:06,427 --> 01:13:09,010
Hang on,
can make a weird suggestion?
1029
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:10,635
- Weird?
- mean...
1030
01:13:10,843 --> 01:13:13,688
What if we just hugged each other
bare-chested?
1031
01:13:14,010 --> 01:13:17,637
You mean like if we
ran into each other at the pool.
1032
01:13:17,843 --> 01:13:20,261
- That's it.
- In our bathing suits.
1033
01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:23,225
Yeah, like we were greeting
each other.
1034
01:13:23,843 --> 01:13:27,932
Jeff! Shit, man,
haven't seen you in ages.
1035
01:13:28,135 --> 01:13:30,304
- How's it going, dude?
- How are you?
1036
01:13:30,510 --> 01:13:33,141
- Great. And you?
- You're lookin' good.
1037
01:13:33,343 --> 01:13:35,228
I'm so happy to see you.
1038
01:13:35,427 --> 01:13:38,603
- You look great.
- You too! Shit, this is wild.
1039
01:14:10,927 --> 01:14:13,012
There's one subject we've avoided.
1040
01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:17,558
Don't know.
1041
01:14:19,010 --> 01:14:20,599
Don't know what to do.
1042
01:14:24,385 --> 01:14:26,767
Maybe we should go easy
on the vodka.
1043
01:14:31,135 --> 01:14:33,387
- Viagra?
- Viagra.
1044
01:14:34,343 --> 01:14:35,932
On a Sunday night...
1045
01:14:36,927 --> 01:14:38,562
Without a prescription.
1046
01:14:43,635 --> 01:14:45,354
Don't get something.
1047
01:14:47,468 --> 01:14:49,388
There's something don't get.
1048
01:14:49,593 --> 01:14:50,601
What's that?
1049
01:14:53,135 --> 01:14:54,724
Don't turn you on?
1050
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,059
Maybe if saw your thing.
1051
01:15:04,718 --> 01:15:06,389
You want to see my thing?
1052
01:15:07,010 --> 01:15:10,104
- You'll take off running.
- I'll take my chances.
1053
01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:12,762
- You want to see my thing?
- Yeah.
1054
01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:24,595
What about you?
1055
01:15:25,718 --> 01:15:27,105
You want to see mine?
1056
01:15:27,302 --> 01:15:28,558
Why not?
1057
01:15:51,177 --> 01:15:52,848
Forget the blow jobs.
1058
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,806
There's Plan B.
1059
01:16:01,302 --> 01:16:03,554
One of us goes in the bathroom.
1060
01:16:04,635 --> 01:16:07,101
He... comes back hard.
1061
01:16:09,885 --> 01:16:11,686
We could try that.
1062
01:16:11,885 --> 01:16:14,896
I'm not sure I'll stay hard
when come back.
1063
01:16:16,593 --> 01:16:19,141
Hang on, when you think about it...
1064
01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:22,896
We want to make a film...
1065
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:24,803
that's a bit...
1066
01:16:25,010 --> 01:16:27,511
A fuckin' work of art!
1067
01:16:27,718 --> 01:16:29,603
Art is so...
1068
01:16:31,343 --> 01:16:33,596
Art's a big fuckin' deal!
1069
01:16:33,802 --> 01:16:36,978
We want to have an experience,
not get it over with.
1070
01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:39,310
Not with our eyes closed.
1071
01:16:40,177 --> 01:16:40,971
Right.
1072
01:16:41,302 --> 01:16:44,810
Something we didn't think
we could do, and we did it.
1073
01:16:46,385 --> 01:16:48,269
Like bungee jumping.
1074
01:16:48,468 --> 01:16:50,269
You jump, you go for it.
1075
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:55,979
Think they have VOD?
1076
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,431
What turns you on?
1077
01:17:06,843 --> 01:17:08,598
What do you mean?
1078
01:17:08,802 --> 01:17:10,224
What gets you hard?
1079
01:17:11,135 --> 01:17:12,771
What are your fantasies?
1080
01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,641
Something you've never done before.
1081
01:17:21,718 --> 01:17:23,638
Dunno, lots of things.
1082
01:17:24,135 --> 01:17:25,889
All kinds of ideas.
1083
01:17:26,552 --> 01:17:27,642
Such as?
1084
01:17:36,343 --> 01:17:39,686
Dunno, a blindfold over my eyes...
1085
01:17:40,635 --> 01:17:43,136
Not knowing who I'm with, see?
1086
01:17:46,468 --> 01:17:48,388
What about bondage?
1087
01:17:50,593 --> 01:17:52,892
Maybe. It depends who with.
1088
01:17:53,718 --> 01:17:55,354
Like to be hit.
1089
01:17:59,093 --> 01:18:01,061
A good spanking gets me...
1090
01:18:03,052 --> 01:18:05,517
- Idiot!
- I'm being serious.
1091
01:18:06,802 --> 01:18:08,011
Hit me.
1092
01:18:09,802 --> 01:18:10,560
Hit you?
1093
01:18:10,885 --> 01:18:12,141
Slap my ass.
1094
01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:16,392
Go on. There's just the two of us.
1095
01:18:18,635 --> 01:18:19,975
Are you shitting me?
1096
01:18:20,177 --> 01:18:21,848
No, hit me.
1097
01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,224
Go on, harder.
1098
01:18:28,677 --> 01:18:29,637
Yes.
1099
01:18:33,218 --> 01:18:34,605
- Stop it!
- More.
1100
01:18:34,802 --> 01:18:36,354
- Stop it!
- Go on.
1101
01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:39,679
There, take that!
1102
01:18:39,885 --> 01:18:41,556
Stop it! What're you doing?
1103
01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,637
- I'm hard!
- Stop it Jeff!
1104
01:18:44,843 --> 01:18:46,100
Are you crazy? Get off.
1105
01:18:46,427 --> 01:18:47,387
I'm gonna do it.
1106
01:18:48,010 --> 01:18:49,681
What're you playing at?
1107
01:18:49,885 --> 01:18:51,272
- I'm hard.
- Get off!
1108
01:18:51,468 --> 01:18:53,637
I'm gonna do it, swear!
1109
01:18:53,843 --> 01:18:56,060
- Get off me, Jeff!
- Go on, move!
1110
01:18:56,302 --> 01:18:56,978
Fight back!
1111
01:18:57,177 --> 01:18:59,014
Stop it, you fuckin' idiot!
1112
01:18:59,218 --> 01:19:00,771
Insult me, you bitch!
1113
01:19:00,968 --> 01:19:02,723
Get off me, dammit!
1114
01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:05,261
- Take your shorts off.
- My hands are tied!
1115
01:19:09,677 --> 01:19:10,803
Don't believe it!
1116
01:19:13,427 --> 01:19:15,146
You fell for it!
1117
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:21,437
You fuckin' hurt me.
1118
01:19:22,177 --> 01:19:23,896
Where? Let me see.
1119
01:19:25,343 --> 01:19:26,600
Want a massage?
1120
01:19:26,802 --> 01:19:27,844
Get outta my way!
1121
01:19:30,593 --> 01:19:33,805
We said we were making
a film together. Together!
1122
01:19:34,010 --> 01:19:38,348
By consent! Mutual consent!
Not a rape!
1123
01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:41,100
A rape...
1124
01:19:42,593 --> 01:19:45,723
OK, it wasn't the best way
to go about it.
1125
01:19:46,552 --> 01:19:47,559
We'll find a way.
1126
01:20:10,968 --> 01:20:13,849
Hello, I'd like to order some food.
1127
01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:17,022
Two cheeseburgers,
2 fries, and 2 Cokes.
1128
01:20:17,218 --> 01:20:18,391
Diet Coke for me.
1129
01:20:18,593 --> 01:20:20,394
No, a Diet Coke.
1130
01:20:22,343 --> 01:20:24,429
One Diet Coke and 1 regular.
1131
01:20:26,302 --> 01:20:28,636
One regular and 1 Diet Coke, yes.
1132
01:20:28,843 --> 01:20:29,886
That's it.
1133
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:32,267
Thank you.
1134
01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:44,517
- Five.
- Four.
1135
01:20:44,718 --> 01:20:45,975
- Three.
- Two.
1136
01:20:46,177 --> 01:20:47,018
One.
1137
01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,643
Think I'm in deep shit with Anna.
1138
01:22:50,135 --> 01:22:51,936
I'm in deep fuckin' shit.
1139
01:22:55,635 --> 01:22:57,057
Feel pathetic.
1140
01:23:01,635 --> 01:23:03,934
I'm lucky she puts up with me.
1141
01:23:06,593 --> 01:23:07,636
She loves you.
1142
01:23:11,302 --> 01:23:12,558
She supports you.
1143
01:23:14,177 --> 01:23:16,642
She understands you, accepts you.
1144
01:23:20,968 --> 01:23:24,098
But think she might make
your life hell now.
1145
01:23:30,343 --> 01:23:31,516
I'm hot
1146
01:23:33,802 --> 01:23:35,093
I'm very hot.
1147
01:23:38,093 --> 01:23:39,303
Hot in what way?
1148
01:23:40,302 --> 01:23:43,016
I'm sweating
and my heart is pounding.
1149
01:23:44,385 --> 01:23:46,056
Want your pedometer?
1150
01:24:07,718 --> 01:24:09,389
Better get going.
1151
01:24:21,718 --> 01:24:23,270
Better go home.
1152
01:24:25,468 --> 01:24:28,893
Put things right with Anna and fast.
1153
01:24:29,093 --> 01:24:30,266
You bet.
1154
01:24:31,635 --> 01:24:32,761
Know what mean?
1155
01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:34,971
Know exactly what you mean.
1156
01:24:36,177 --> 01:24:39,270
I've always known,
sometimes even before you.
1157
01:24:56,677 --> 01:24:57,435
Come here.
1158
01:24:58,385 --> 01:24:59,309
Come on.
1159
01:25:11,802 --> 01:25:12,643
Love you, man.
1160
01:25:14,093 --> 01:25:15,266
Love you, too.
1161
01:25:31,635 --> 01:25:33,519
I'll pick you up tomorrow.
1162
01:25:34,843 --> 01:25:36,728
Don't make promises
you can't keep.
1163
01:25:42,552 --> 01:25:44,389
Sweet dreams you have.
1164
01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:46,516
Too you.
1165
01:26:13,427 --> 01:26:14,766
Hi} ??? Ben
1166
01:26:14,968 --> 01:26:17,267
I'm Jean -Francois.
Everyone calls me Jeff
1167
01:26:19,010 --> 01:26:21,013
- We're making...
- A film.
1168
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,640
A film.
1169
01:26:24,468 --> 01:26:25,476
No. Cut.
1170
01:26:25,843 --> 01:26:28,770
Seattle. Gotta do it in English.
1171
01:26:29,052 --> 01:26:30,142
You think so?
1172
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,605
With the hat and in English.
1173
01:26:46,677 --> 01:26:48,845
So, we're making a film.
1174
01:26:49,052 --> 01:26:52,512
But first, we wanted
to introduce ourselves.
1175
01:26:52,718 --> 01:26:57,637
We're old friends,
we've known ear:it other for ages.
1176
01:26:57,843 --> 01:27:00,475
We were at art school
together and...
1177
01:27:00,677 --> 01:27:02,929
But we took very different paths.
1178
01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:07,473
Jeff has become a sort of adventurer
who travels the world.
1179
01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:10,517
I'm married, have a wife, a house.
1180
01:27:10,718 --> 01:27:12,354
All that jazz.
1181
01:27:13,635 --> 01:27:17,013
He turned up two days ago.
And here we are.
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