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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,636 --> 00:01:08,643 Go on. 2 00:01:09,053 --> 00:01:10,937 Go on, Ben. 3 00:01:12,511 --> 00:01:14,763 Please, baby, come inside me. 4 00:01:18,719 --> 00:01:19,976 Wait! 5 00:01:20,678 --> 00:01:22,645 Stay inside me, please. 6 00:01:23,053 --> 00:01:25,056 Who the fuck is that? 7 00:01:52,428 --> 00:01:53,186 Yes? 8 00:01:53,386 --> 00:01:54,429 Ben Azuelos? 9 00:01:55,011 --> 00:01:55,769 Yes. 10 00:01:55,969 --> 00:01:59,892 You 're under arrest for sodomy in 7997. 11 00:02:00,886 --> 00:02:03,055 don't fuckin' believe it! 12 00:02:03,511 --> 00:02:05,016 Shit, man! 13 00:02:05,219 --> 00:02:07,057 Don't fuckin' believe it! 14 00:02:10,553 --> 00:02:11,762 Fuck! 15 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,645 Fuckin' crazy! 16 00:02:17,678 --> 00:02:18,519 Jeez... 17 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:20,355 Where have you been? 18 00:02:22,594 --> 00:02:25,309 Where the hell have you been? 19 00:02:25,719 --> 00:02:27,141 What's that? 20 00:02:28,886 --> 00:02:30,356 - What is that? - This? 21 00:02:30,636 --> 00:02:32,022 The new me! 22 00:02:32,844 --> 00:02:34,729 The new you! 23 00:02:36,386 --> 00:02:38,140 You old bastard! 24 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:39,980 Who's the father?! 25 00:02:40,969 --> 00:02:42,770 How dare you? What about you? 26 00:02:47,886 --> 00:02:49,356 I'm glad to see you. 27 00:02:52,553 --> 00:02:53,264 Que tal? 28 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:54,513 Ola. 29 00:02:55,261 --> 00:02:57,762 Anna, Jeff. This is Jeff. 30 00:03:02,969 --> 00:03:04,605 Come on down, Anna. 31 00:03:04,803 --> 00:03:05,845 It's Jeff... 32 00:03:06,594 --> 00:03:09,309 The guy who wasn't at our wedding! 33 00:03:09,511 --> 00:03:12,142 Yes, Jeff who wasn't at the wedding! 34 00:03:13,678 --> 00:03:14,720 Right, Jeff. 35 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,511 I'm so pleased to meet you. 36 00:03:22,594 --> 00:03:23,471 Crazy! 37 00:03:24,553 --> 00:03:26,970 You've got a car, a wife, 38 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:30,017 fine art books on the coffee table. 39 00:03:30,219 --> 00:03:31,771 It's cool! Damn cool! 40 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:33,475 It's cool to see you. 41 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:35,973 - Love you. - Love you, too. 42 00:03:36,178 --> 00:03:37,351 Dig you, man. 43 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:39,720 Don't dig you yet. 44 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,431 But I'm sure will soon. 45 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:49,271 Listen, get your bag. We'll get you settled in. 46 00:03:49,636 --> 00:03:50,264 Sure? 47 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,103 Hang on. brought you a... 48 00:03:54,053 --> 00:03:55,179 Hang on. 49 00:04:00,594 --> 00:04:02,100 A souvenir. 50 00:04:05,886 --> 00:04:07,971 A duck from Mexico. 51 00:04:13,094 --> 00:04:15,311 - Is he staying long? - don't know. 52 00:04:15,844 --> 00:04:17,266 A day or two. 53 00:04:18,053 --> 00:04:20,470 I'm sorry. couldn't have known. 54 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:24,636 Expect you'd have told me if you knew a pal was coming at 2 AM. 55 00:04:24,844 --> 00:04:26,266 Especially one like him! 56 00:04:26,469 --> 00:04:28,140 God, I'm sorry. 57 00:04:31,178 --> 00:04:33,560 Why couldn't you have waited two minutes? 58 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:36,636 We'll do it tomorrow. 59 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,978 Really want a baby. 60 00:04:40,594 --> 00:04:42,680 Ben, it's the right time. 61 00:04:42,886 --> 00:04:44,936 Know. want a baby, too. 62 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,973 Swear we'll do it tomorrow. 63 00:04:48,386 --> 00:04:51,147 I'll save my strength. 64 00:04:52,178 --> 00:04:54,560 I'll mobilize my little soldiers. 65 00:04:57,928 --> 00:04:59,729 Mobilize away! 66 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:02,641 You naked in there? 67 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,348 We're making your bed. 68 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:07,390 This is fuckin' great! 69 00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:10,890 Wanna go climbing! 70 00:05:11,094 --> 00:05:12,564 We'll do that! 71 00:05:12,761 --> 00:05:13,555 Yeah! 72 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:16,807 OK, I'm going to bed. 73 00:05:17,094 --> 00:05:18,434 I'll be right up. 74 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:20,846 Buenas noche. 75 00:05:21,678 --> 00:05:23,099 Buenas n och es! 76 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:24,814 Love you, honey. 77 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:28,731 Now dig you! 78 00:05:35,594 --> 00:05:37,763 - See you tomorrow. - Thanks again. 79 00:05:39,386 --> 00:05:40,678 She's great. 80 00:05:41,053 --> 00:05:43,138 - Really great. - know she is. 81 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:46,556 - Was still in Mexico this morning. - Fuck! 82 00:05:48,094 --> 00:05:49,599 You're all wet, hon! 83 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:56,223 First lived in San Cristobal DE was Casas 84 00:05:56,511 --> 00:05:57,720 in Chiapas. 85 00:05:58,469 --> 00:06:01,432 It's the southernmost state in Mexico. 86 00:06:02,178 --> 00:06:05,058 Set up an art project with some people there. 87 00:06:05,803 --> 00:06:07,888 We needed some financing, 88 00:06:08,094 --> 00:06:11,934 so came back to get investors and galleries on board. 89 00:06:12,886 --> 00:06:14,806 Long story short... 90 00:06:15,719 --> 00:06:18,137 was at the airport and thought: 91 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,933 "Where do want to go?� 92 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:24,439 thought it was high time saw you again. 93 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,813 Nice life you've got. 94 00:06:28,469 --> 00:06:30,638 It's easy to live the way do. 95 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:34,057 But don't know if could live the way you do. 96 00:06:35,553 --> 00:06:36,394 Meaning? 97 00:06:36,719 --> 00:06:39,351 Don't know. All this! 98 00:06:39,553 --> 00:06:40,394 All what? 99 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:42,640 Your life... 100 00:06:42,844 --> 00:06:44,136 It's easy as pie. 101 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,553 At the supermarket, you pick up a girl. 102 00:06:49,469 --> 00:06:51,058 You kiss her. 103 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:54,272 Next thing you know, you're married, with a house... 104 00:06:54,719 --> 00:06:57,931 and you turn the study into the baby's room. 105 00:06:58,136 --> 00:07:00,139 - No! - Just in case. 106 00:07:01,553 --> 00:07:04,231 To be honest, thought you'd done it long ago. 107 00:07:04,678 --> 00:07:06,064 We're working on it. 108 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:08,640 I'm past the defense line. 109 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,388 The goal mouth is clear. 110 00:07:11,594 --> 00:07:14,688 But only shoot penalties into an empty goal! 111 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:20,762 It's the biggest thing you could do with your life. 112 00:07:20,969 --> 00:07:22,142 Huge! 113 00:07:23,178 --> 00:07:24,304 Huge. 114 00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:30,224 I'm working tomorrow. 115 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:31,892 Make yourself at home. 116 00:07:32,261 --> 00:07:33,434 I'm off to bed. 117 00:07:33,636 --> 00:07:34,430 OK, cool. 118 00:07:34,636 --> 00:07:35,809 Tell me... 119 00:07:36,011 --> 00:07:39,389 don't know if you have anything planned tomorrow... 120 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:41,813 - We could... - Sure. 121 00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:46,021 It's weird to see you again. 122 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:48,981 Good weird. 123 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,189 Come here. 124 00:07:51,886 --> 00:07:54,268 Sweet dreams you have! 125 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:56,481 Too you. 126 00:08:05,303 --> 00:08:07,471 - Hello, my love. - Hello, my love. 127 00:08:07,678 --> 00:08:09,348 - OK? - And you, darling? 128 00:08:09,553 --> 00:08:11,721 ??? glad today's over at last. 129 00:08:11,928 --> 00:08:14,013 Me too. Listen... 130 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:16,269 had a call from Jeff 131 00:08:17,386 --> 00:08:20,231 He was seeing that gallery owner girl. 132 00:08:20,428 --> 00:08:22,395 Guess what? He's at her place. 133 00:08:22,594 --> 00:08:23,306 Wow! 134 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:24,809 You said it. 135 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:29,017 She's having a party with the neighbors, roommates... 136 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:30,973 Some artists or something. 137 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,686 Jeff asked me to drop by. So thought... 138 00:08:35,053 --> 00:08:38,395 thought maybe I'd drop by. 139 00:08:38,594 --> 00:08:42,647 Let's have him over for dinner? Get to know each other? 140 00:08:43,636 --> 00:08:46,018 could do my homemade pasta. 141 00:08:46,219 --> 00:08:48,353 We 'll open a nice bottle of wine. 142 00:08:48,553 --> 00:08:49,643 Great, sweetie. 143 00:08:49,844 --> 00:08:51,515 I'll pick him up. 144 00:08:52,636 --> 00:08:53,809 I'll start dinner. 145 00:08:54,761 --> 00:08:56,100 Love you, honey. 146 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,310 Me too. 147 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,179 Monica! 148 00:09:15,636 --> 00:09:16,845 Hello. 149 00:09:19,178 --> 00:09:20,019 You're Ben! 150 00:09:22,886 --> 00:09:25,731 I've heard so much about you. 151 00:09:26,428 --> 00:09:28,146 Welcome. Come on in. 152 00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:32,769 Hi, pal. 153 00:09:32,969 --> 00:09:34,391 Hey, mister! 154 00:09:34,594 --> 00:09:35,471 What're you doing? 155 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,064 Want a hug 156 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:39,727 - Come here. - Don't touch me. 157 00:09:41,553 --> 00:09:43,188 It looks so good. 158 00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:44,346 What is it? 159 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,769 My specialty, Corsican quiche! 160 00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:48,640 - Shit! - What? 161 00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:52,104 Anna's making dinner to welcome you 162 00:09:52,303 --> 00:09:54,270 - Who's Anna? - My wife. 163 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,100 Tell her to come. We're having a party. 164 00:09:57,303 --> 00:09:59,850 Friday night is Gomorrah Party. 165 00:10:00,053 --> 00:10:01,143 Common... 166 00:10:01,928 --> 00:10:02,769 I'll ask her. 167 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,055 She can taste my quiche. 168 00:10:05,261 --> 00:10:07,679 I'll get you a corkscrew. 169 00:10:10,469 --> 00:10:12,555 Ben, Lilly. Lilly, Ben. 170 00:10:12,886 --> 00:10:14,142 Hi, Lilly. 171 00:10:16,303 --> 00:10:17,345 Making a salad? 172 00:10:17,553 --> 00:10:19,852 No, I'm making salad dressing. 173 00:10:21,428 --> 00:10:23,016 - Here. - Thanks. 174 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:26,558 Whose place is this? 175 00:10:26,761 --> 00:10:28,100 My chick's. 176 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,430 Who's your chick? 177 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:34,762 Monica? 178 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,057 OK, see. 179 00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:42,805 - They've hit it off. - So see. 180 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,015 She's into guys at times. 181 00:10:45,469 --> 00:10:46,311 Up to her. 182 00:10:46,511 --> 00:10:49,225 - It works for her. - Cool. 183 00:10:50,178 --> 00:10:51,730 What line are you in? 184 00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:54,056 Town planner. In transport. 185 00:10:54,428 --> 00:10:55,221 You? 186 00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:57,561 - Me? - What do you do in life? 187 00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:58,970 Live. 188 00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:01,474 What else can you do? 189 00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:03,060 And the dad? 190 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,356 I'll make a call. 191 00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:36,470 - Hey... - When will you be here? 192 00:11:36,678 --> 00:11:38,681 There's a slight change in plans. 193 00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:42,270 Jeff got talked into having dinner with this girl... 194 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,266 It's actually more of a pick-up plan... 195 00:11:46,219 --> 00:11:47,013 Hi. 196 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:49,144 Ben .7 197 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:51,312 was just saying hi to someone. 198 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,761 It's a bummer... you're making dinner... 199 00:11:55,511 --> 00:11:56,139 I'm Franck. 200 00:11:57,678 --> 00:11:58,768 A pleasure. 201 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,225 Ben .7 202 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,435 Where was ? 203 00:12:01,761 --> 00:12:05,518 It's a pain, you're already making dinner 204 00:12:05,803 --> 00:12:08,137 and Jeff is staying here. 205 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,636 He's staying there? 206 00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,480 get the impression. 207 00:12:11,678 --> 00:12:13,976 Too bad. It' doesn't matter. 208 00:12:14,178 --> 00:12:15,932 You can come if you want. 209 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,807 They really insisted. 210 00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:18,604 Yeah, come. 211 00:12:19,094 --> 00:12:19,971 What? 212 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,764 That was Franck... 213 00:12:23,053 --> 00:12:23,764 See ya. 214 00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:24,930 Who.7 215 00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:27,811 Get this! 216 00:12:28,803 --> 00:12:32,809 You won't believe it. This guy came in while we were talking... 217 00:12:33,011 --> 00:12:37,396 I'm in the bathroom. And this guy starts pissing in front of me 218 00:12:37,594 --> 00:12:39,265 like wasn't even there. 219 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,472 - No way! - This place is weird. 220 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,728 It's called "Sodom and Gomorrah." 221 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,978 And they mean it literally. 222 00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,101 Sodom and Gomorrah? 223 00:12:47,303 --> 00:12:49,057 Yeah, and you're welcome. 224 00:12:49,261 --> 00:12:50,980 Prefer my pasta! 225 00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:55,054 Why don't stay a while to be polite, then I'll come home. 226 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:58,472 Perfect. 227 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:03,679 We 'll relish your dinner and everything else we had planned. 228 00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:05,303 My little soldiers! 229 00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:07,137 I'll be waiting. 230 00:13:07,469 --> 00:13:10,266 The two of us will have a fabulous dinner. 231 00:13:10,803 --> 00:13:11,929 Can '1' wait. 232 00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:14,012 Screw Jeff. 233 00:13:14,219 --> 00:13:16,637 Yeah, sore w Jeff Goodbye 234 00:13:16,844 --> 00:13:17,437 Bye. 235 00:14:54,469 --> 00:14:56,804 - Come here, you. - Get away! 236 00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:58,267 It counts steps! 237 00:14:58,469 --> 00:15:00,555 It's a fucking pedometer! 238 00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:04,637 It counts steps! don't believe it. 239 00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:09,354 One and two and three... 240 00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:24,479 No thanks. 241 00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:25,930 Or maybe. 242 00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:27,771 Nah. OK, yes. 243 00:17:38,761 --> 00:17:41,807 They touch, they intermingle, 244 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:45,099 but you never really see who they are, 245 00:17:45,677 --> 00:17:47,099 or how many they are. 246 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:50,513 As they touch, their bodies blend 247 00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,224 into a single entity. 248 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:54,726 It's aesthetically stunning. 249 00:17:54,927 --> 00:17:57,180 Adore its spiritual side. 250 00:17:57,386 --> 00:17:59,555 What are you guys talking about? 251 00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:01,932 A film we saw at Hump. 252 00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:03,097 At what? 253 00:18:03,302 --> 00:18:04,226 Hump 254 00:18:04,594 --> 00:18:05,850 You don't know Hump? 255 00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:09,356 Never heard of it. 256 00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:11,855 It's a porn film festival. 257 00:18:12,052 --> 00:18:14,305 They hold it in Seattle every year. 258 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,605 It's an open festival with creative erotic films. 259 00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:19,895 Creative and alternative. 260 00:18:20,094 --> 00:18:21,481 Not just gonzo. 261 00:18:21,677 --> 00:18:24,095 There's a jury and a selection. 262 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:26,720 You watch the films in a big theater. 263 00:18:27,427 --> 00:18:29,063 It's an exploration. 264 00:18:29,427 --> 00:18:32,011 It's sex pushed to the ultimate limit. 265 00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:34,682 Afterward s they destroy the films. 266 00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:36,896 So they don't haunt you. 267 00:18:37,094 --> 00:18:39,429 It's like an artistic happening. 268 00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:42,469 I'll make a film! 269 00:18:43,386 --> 00:18:44,263 You will, huh? 270 00:18:45,677 --> 00:18:46,270 Why not? 271 00:18:47,052 --> 00:18:48,344 Whatsit you do? 272 00:18:50,386 --> 00:18:51,725 I'm going to do... 273 00:18:53,011 --> 00:18:54,682 something rad. 274 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,182 ASSHOLE 275 00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:26,096 I'm going to make a beautiful, grandiose film. 276 00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:29,562 The deepest, most poetic film ever. 277 00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:33,600 You never saw me fuck. 278 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,189 Never had the pleasure. 279 00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:37,230 I'm a real beauty. 280 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,189 Yeah... 281 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,677 A raw beauty! 282 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,056 Beauty and the Beast. 283 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,227 You're going to make a porn flick? 284 00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:52,886 No, an art flick. 285 00:19:53,677 --> 00:19:55,017 Erotic art. 286 00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,433 Fuck you. 287 00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:02,184 You're pissed off because you're fettered. 288 00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,185 What's that mean? 289 00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:07,477 You're settled. So you're pissed off. 290 00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:08,768 Doesn't stop me. 291 00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:11,601 - You're gonna do porn? - If feel like it. 292 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,890 What kind of porn do you have in mind? 293 00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:15,888 What kind? 294 00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,188 Yeah, what kind of porn? 295 00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:26,392 Soft, hard, fetish, vintage, 296 00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,265 glamor, Latino, 297 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:29,970 anal, a cum flick... 298 00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:32,100 - Bi... - Eco? 299 00:20:32,427 --> 00:20:33,600 - Eco! - Well? 300 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,309 First need a camera. 301 00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:38,928 If you're acting, get a zoom lens. 302 00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,309 A macro zoom lens. 303 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:41,639 Blah, blah. 304 00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:44,061 You should check out their site. 305 00:20:44,552 --> 00:20:47,563 They have the synopses of their films. 306 00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:49,598 - Like the one with E.T. - E.T.? 307 00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:52,105 He comes back to see Elliot. 308 00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:55,598 There's still light but it's not in his fingertip... 309 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,559 Listen to this! 310 00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:14,518 "Experimental pop art: artists eat food coloring 311 00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:18,144 to ejaculate colored cum onto a transparent screen." 312 00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,185 What's she doing? Is that a traffic cone? 313 00:21:21,594 --> 00:21:23,514 Everything's been done. 314 00:21:23,719 --> 00:21:26,599 Just tap "porno" in Google. 315 00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,765 If we make a film, it's got to be something unique. 316 00:21:30,261 --> 00:21:31,351 Hear you. 317 00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:35,345 Then I'll fuck you. 318 00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:38,688 That's so old. 319 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:41,434 It's not like gay porn was rare. 320 00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:43,639 She's right, we've seen tons. 321 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,226 Guys on top of guys, under guys, 322 00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:47,849 inside guys. A fucking bore. 323 00:21:48,052 --> 00:21:49,972 That having been said... 324 00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:53,271 No one has ever filmed non-gay man-on-man action. 325 00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:55,437 Straight guys fucking. 326 00:21:55,802 --> 00:21:57,640 Guys like you, fucking. 327 00:21:57,844 --> 00:21:58,556 She's right. 328 00:22:00,844 --> 00:22:01,887 I'll fuck you. 329 00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:04,932 - Are you nuts? - You chicken? 330 00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:07,268 What's an artist? 331 00:22:07,469 --> 00:22:09,851 Isn't it someone who pushes limits? 332 00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:12,596 You're the artist, I'll fuck you. 333 00:22:13,052 --> 00:22:14,344 Could you do it? 334 00:22:16,094 --> 00:22:16,936 Could you do it? 335 00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:20,513 If you could, it would be fabulous. 336 00:22:20,719 --> 00:22:22,805 But can you really do it? 337 00:22:23,011 --> 00:22:27,183 I'll swallow a pill and swear I'll tear you inside out! 338 00:22:27,386 --> 00:22:28,642 You've got something. 339 00:22:28,844 --> 00:22:30,053 That's what we'll do. 340 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,766 - Ready? - What for? 341 00:22:31,969 --> 00:22:33,889 Us. Two straights. Four nuts. 342 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,602 It transcends gay... 343 00:22:36,802 --> 00:22:39,517 It's beyond gay. It's what are you doing in my butt? 344 00:22:39,719 --> 00:22:44,021 Seriously, if you can express your long friendship like this... 345 00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:46,139 Friendship always contains love. 346 00:22:46,344 --> 00:22:47,979 - Love you Ben. - Love you Jeff. 347 00:22:48,177 --> 00:22:52,266 If were on the jury, I'd give you first prize. 348 00:22:52,677 --> 00:22:54,266 It would be magnificent! 349 00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:56,060 Magnificent. 350 00:22:56,594 --> 00:22:58,146 A work of art. 351 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,725 Not only can't trust you, 352 00:23:11,844 --> 00:23:14,689 but your child can't either. 353 00:23:15,969 --> 00:23:19,726 Before he's even born, before he's here, you let him down. 354 00:23:20,552 --> 00:23:22,769 When he needs you most, 355 00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:27,141 when he needs your sperm and your genetic resources... 356 00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:32,095 You let him down. 357 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:38,853 He's done everything possible to come to you... 358 00:23:39,052 --> 00:23:42,146 and you're with people who aren't even ovulating. 359 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:48,138 Ben, 360 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:49,889 come home. 361 00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:52,844 If you ire satisfied with your message, press 7 362 00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,186 if you would like to re-record it 363 00:24:03,969 --> 00:24:07,145 love you, but bet when you've sobered up 364 00:24:07,344 --> 00:24:08,731 tomorrow, you'll back out. 365 00:24:08,927 --> 00:24:11,772 Even in your wildest dreams, you'd never do it. 366 00:24:11,969 --> 00:24:13,640 OK, let's sign up now. 367 00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:17,016 I'll book us a hotel room right now. 368 00:24:17,219 --> 00:24:18,606 We'll do your film. 369 00:24:19,927 --> 00:24:21,100 I'll book it now. 370 00:24:26,594 --> 00:24:28,432 - What? - Nothing. 371 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:30,929 - Sunday night? - I'll nail you. 372 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,890 No way. I'll nail you. 373 00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:35,723 - I'll call 'em up. - We draw lots. 374 00:24:36,052 --> 00:24:37,178 - I'll call. - Let me hear. 375 00:24:37,386 --> 00:24:38,642 No problem. 376 00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:41,804 Want to quit? 377 00:24:42,094 --> 00:24:44,014 Don't want to quit! 378 00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:46,678 Information, how may help you? 379 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:51,686 Hello, could you put me through to the Sofitel at Porte DE Champerret? 380 00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:54,263 I'll nail you! 381 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,185 Please hold. 382 00:24:56,386 --> 00:24:57,393 Thank you. 383 00:24:59,386 --> 00:25:01,104 Can still hang up. 384 00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:02,678 I'm gonna crucify you! 385 00:25:02,886 --> 00:25:04,770 - Should I put you through? - Yes. 386 00:25:05,219 --> 00:25:06,310 All the way through! 387 00:25:09,552 --> 00:25:12,847 ...23452. 388 00:25:13,886 --> 00:25:15,225 And the security code... 389 00:25:15,511 --> 00:25:16,553 Forget security! 390 00:25:16,761 --> 00:25:17,638 712. 391 00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:19,515 Single or queen -size? 392 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:21,973 Queen-size is fine. 393 00:25:22,719 --> 00:25:24,189 Yes, just one night. 394 00:25:24,719 --> 00:25:26,189 Thanks a lot. 395 00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:30,771 I'm the one paying. I'm the one fucking you. 396 00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:57,642 'Morning. 397 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:04,018 Nice wake-up call. How about "Good morning"? 398 00:26:04,219 --> 00:26:05,559 No talking. I'm busy. 399 00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:07,847 Yeah, you look busy. 400 00:26:08,052 --> 00:26:09,060 Shut up! 401 00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:10,731 What the hell is this? 402 00:26:11,719 --> 00:26:13,059 Forget it. 403 00:26:14,219 --> 00:26:16,802 Sorry, but this is a bit weird. 404 00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:21,522 What happened last night? 405 00:26:24,011 --> 00:26:25,812 - Well? - Wait a minute. 406 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:30,015 Can we rewind? You come in and straddle me brutally. 407 00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:34,889 You know was ovulating last night. thought we could try this morning. 408 00:26:40,094 --> 00:26:42,677 Sorry, fucked up. I'm sorry, OK? 409 00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:45,098 What did you do last night? 410 00:26:48,969 --> 00:26:50,261 Was with Jeff. 411 00:26:50,469 --> 00:26:53,929 He was wasted. thought should keep an eye on him. 412 00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:55,553 So... 413 00:26:56,719 --> 00:26:59,564 decided to sober up before coming home. 414 00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:03,177 It took you till 4 AM to sober up? 415 00:27:04,511 --> 00:27:07,225 Come on, Ben, don't bullshit me! 416 00:27:09,552 --> 00:27:10,809 Jeff's a big boy. 417 00:27:11,011 --> 00:27:13,263 You haven't seen him in ages. 418 00:27:13,969 --> 00:27:16,684 He managed fine without your help. 419 00:27:19,177 --> 00:27:20,766 It was a cool party. 420 00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:24,517 Yeah, mean, 421 00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:27,480 they won't become my best friends, 422 00:27:28,011 --> 00:27:31,222 but it was fun, you know. 423 00:27:32,636 --> 00:27:35,350 It was nice to see some new faces, 424 00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:37,887 to talk, to hang out. 425 00:27:38,094 --> 00:27:39,516 Enjoyed it, OK? 426 00:27:40,219 --> 00:27:41,345 Anna... 427 00:27:43,386 --> 00:27:48,055 We're gonna have kids. We shouldn't cut ourselves off from others. 428 00:27:48,261 --> 00:27:50,513 We should throw parties like that. 429 00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:52,520 "We" should throw parties? 430 00:27:54,052 --> 00:27:56,636 You left me all alone last night. 431 00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:57,602 Invited you! 432 00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:00,973 You invited me? You invited me! 433 00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:02,387 Yes, invited you. 434 00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:04,064 Everyone invited you. 435 00:28:04,261 --> 00:28:07,639 " Don't know if you'll like it, they're weird..." 436 00:28:07,844 --> 00:28:09,136 Sounded like fun! 437 00:28:09,594 --> 00:28:12,060 That was before the mood changed, OK? 438 00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:14,813 Should've called back. 439 00:28:20,594 --> 00:28:21,518 You met a girl? 440 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:23,221 What? 441 00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:24,888 Did you? 442 00:28:26,011 --> 00:28:27,350 What's this? 443 00:28:29,219 --> 00:28:30,262 OK, drop it. 444 00:28:49,177 --> 00:28:49,936 Sorry. 445 00:28:50,636 --> 00:28:53,053 Screwed up. apologize. 446 00:28:56,261 --> 00:29:00,053 Screwed up. apologize. Forgive me, my love. 447 00:29:00,261 --> 00:29:01,647 Love you, I'm sorry. 448 00:29:01,844 --> 00:29:03,017 My love, I'm sorry. 449 00:29:15,177 --> 00:29:16,138 Screwed up. 450 00:29:19,761 --> 00:29:22,143 It's my fault, screwed up. 451 00:29:34,052 --> 00:29:35,178 Croissants! 452 00:29:40,969 --> 00:29:42,391 Muchas gracias. 453 00:29:58,844 --> 00:29:59,851 Game! 454 00:30:00,511 --> 00:30:01,601 5-1. 455 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,439 My serve. 456 00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:08,053 Time-out. 457 00:30:32,302 --> 00:30:34,720 Spoken to your coach? Can we start? 458 00:30:36,636 --> 00:30:37,927 I'm concentrating. 459 00:30:40,511 --> 00:30:41,139 Ready? 460 00:30:42,094 --> 00:30:43,931 Player 719 serve. 461 00:30:47,261 --> 00:30:48,351 Don't mess around! 462 00:30:52,927 --> 00:30:54,219 OK, no messing. 463 00:30:54,927 --> 00:30:55,970 Sure? 464 00:30:59,427 --> 00:31:00,684 You fuckin' jerk! 465 00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:03,140 Don't take it so seriously. 466 00:31:03,677 --> 00:31:04,803 You bitch! 467 00:31:07,427 --> 00:31:08,553 You're too serious! 468 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:10,596 I'm serious! 469 00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:12,179 Bitch! 470 00:31:12,719 --> 00:31:14,011 See if I'm serious! 471 00:31:20,177 --> 00:31:21,268 Get off me! 472 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,063 You'll do the shopping, right? 473 00:31:35,636 --> 00:31:37,639 Are we done after this? 474 00:31:37,844 --> 00:31:39,847 Want to visit some galleries, 475 00:31:40,052 --> 00:31:41,806 maybe get laid. 476 00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:43,771 Isn't that already done? 477 00:31:46,552 --> 00:31:47,228 What? 478 00:31:47,511 --> 00:31:49,181 I'm trying to remember... 479 00:31:49,469 --> 00:31:52,184 Don't pretend you can't remember last night. 480 00:31:52,761 --> 00:31:55,439 Sorry, got you into some twisted shit. 481 00:31:55,636 --> 00:31:59,061 Look, it was a weird night. It happens. Not your fault. 482 00:31:59,261 --> 00:32:00,303 It fuckin' is. 483 00:32:00,594 --> 00:32:04,138 Turn up at your place, we get wasted, 484 00:32:04,844 --> 00:32:07,689 talk about gay sex, leave your wife at home. 485 00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:11,097 Don't worry about her. You didn't make me stay. 486 00:32:11,302 --> 00:32:12,559 Could've gone home. 487 00:32:13,052 --> 00:32:16,181 Had a great time. You don't have to apologize. 488 00:32:16,386 --> 00:32:20,095 We go back along way, even if our lives are very different. 489 00:32:20,302 --> 00:32:24,474 And in the life you have now, I'm not sure it was very appropriate. 490 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:25,803 I'm not judging you- 491 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:29,305 Look, Mr. Jacques Kerouac, with your crappy bandana, 492 00:32:30,302 --> 00:32:32,471 I'm not that much of a homebody. 493 00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:34,971 Everything's black or white to you. 494 00:32:35,177 --> 00:32:37,560 Just think it's a great art project. 495 00:32:37,761 --> 00:32:39,349 Think it's great, too. 496 00:32:39,552 --> 00:32:41,520 But in your situation... 497 00:32:41,719 --> 00:32:45,014 My situation? Are you trying 10...? 498 00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:47,346 - Won't force you. - know. 499 00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:50,100 I'm just saying last night, we were drunk, 500 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,222 so you can back out. 501 00:32:52,427 --> 00:32:56,220 Forget your preconceived ideas about me, OK? 502 00:32:56,594 --> 00:32:58,313 Each man for himself. 503 00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:03,397 I'll do it if like. 504 00:33:03,761 --> 00:33:06,605 My marriage won't stop me doing anything. 505 00:33:08,136 --> 00:33:10,897 Anna and are very close. You wouldn't know. 506 00:33:11,094 --> 00:33:15,266 But we have an open relationship, we're free to do as we like. 507 00:33:16,052 --> 00:33:17,178 I'm just saying... 508 00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,642 Don't decide for me. 509 00:33:18,844 --> 00:33:21,427 I'm not. I'm talking to you as a friend. 510 00:33:21,636 --> 00:33:24,018 There's no problem, that's all. 511 00:33:24,761 --> 00:33:27,309 You know, you can... 512 00:33:27,636 --> 00:33:29,603 You're not bound by it. 513 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:32,266 We're very different now. 514 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:34,602 Look, shut up for a minute. 515 00:33:34,802 --> 00:33:37,896 I'll end up thinking you're narrow-minded or retarded. 516 00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:43,556 Stop trying to find excuses for me. You know what? 517 00:33:43,761 --> 00:33:48,016 It's like you're trying to blame me for what you can't face up to. 518 00:33:55,719 --> 00:33:57,105 Be honest... 519 00:33:57,886 --> 00:33:58,846 Shoot. 520 00:34:00,094 --> 00:34:03,437 Do you think you can screw me for this film tomorrow? 521 00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:06,143 You bet. 522 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,015 You could or you would? 523 00:34:08,386 --> 00:34:09,179 Would. 524 00:34:09,386 --> 00:34:10,891 You won't say to me: 525 00:34:11,094 --> 00:34:13,595 "We should go our own separate ways, 526 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,805 'cause an artist's life..." 527 00:34:16,011 --> 00:34:18,179 Not that again. It was 15 years ago! 528 00:34:18,386 --> 00:34:21,894 You didn't need me in Peru to write poems on coca leaves. 529 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:24,677 Could you still leave a pal high and dry 530 00:34:24,886 --> 00:34:27,138 or do you have a code of ethics now? 531 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,771 I will do it. 532 00:34:33,886 --> 00:34:35,012 You will? 533 00:34:35,886 --> 00:34:37,059 So will . 534 00:34:37,261 --> 00:34:39,062 - Yeah? - Yeah, you bet. 535 00:34:39,261 --> 00:34:44,013 We shouldn't do it as a challenge or 'cause we feel obliged to. 536 00:34:44,219 --> 00:34:46,685 We'll do it for art's sake! 537 00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:49,387 It may be crazy, but it's a great idea! 538 00:34:49,594 --> 00:34:52,474 Right! We're pushing back the limits of art! 539 00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:54,977 - Will you tell your wife? - Sure. 540 00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:57,970 How do you think she'll react? 541 00:34:58,761 --> 00:35:00,680 Can't know what she'll say, 542 00:35:02,094 --> 00:35:03,931 but I'll explain it to her. 543 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:08,603 If it's a problem, won't do it. But think she'll be OK with it, 544 00:35:09,594 --> 00:35:12,095 'cause she trusts me. That's marriage. 545 00:35:12,427 --> 00:35:13,684 You don't believe me? 546 00:35:14,136 --> 00:35:17,312 You're the one freaking out. You don't have to do it. 547 00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:20,688 Tell Anna and let me know. If she's OK, I'm OK. 548 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,387 Leave Anna out of this. I'll deal with her. 549 00:35:23,677 --> 00:35:25,348 So are we on? 550 00:35:26,177 --> 00:35:27,220 We're on. 551 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,643 OK, we're on. 552 00:35:31,969 --> 00:35:34,435 - Seriously? - Do look like I'm joking? 553 00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,017 We're on. 554 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,060 - Tomorrow night? - Tomorrow night, yeah. 555 00:35:40,261 --> 00:35:41,552 You can still back out. 556 00:35:41,761 --> 00:35:45,849 I'm not backing out. I'm gonna bareback you! 557 00:35:46,886 --> 00:35:47,976 I'll be there. 558 00:35:49,219 --> 00:35:50,096 Me too. 559 00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:09,762 Sorry about last night. It's my fault. 560 00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:12,102 Agree, it was stupid. 561 00:36:12,302 --> 00:36:15,147 Sometimes you're stupid, then get stupid too. 562 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,307 Was stupid this morning 563 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,845 whereas you're more stupid in the evening! 564 00:36:24,636 --> 00:36:25,726 Love you. 565 00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:26,976 Me too. 566 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,678 Need to tell you something. 567 00:36:39,469 --> 00:36:41,306 Let the cat out of the bag... 568 00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:42,601 Or the duck. 569 00:36:44,052 --> 00:36:46,600 Or the duck, right Talking of Jeff... 570 00:36:46,802 --> 00:36:48,094 want everything. 571 00:36:49,386 --> 00:36:50,476 Me too. 572 00:36:52,761 --> 00:36:54,230 He's lost, you know. 573 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,720 I watched him last night... 574 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,314 It's touching how he wants his life to have meaning. 575 00:37:04,511 --> 00:37:08,268 The good news is, he met people over there. They hit it off. 576 00:37:08,469 --> 00:37:10,768 They take part in an art festival. 577 00:37:10,969 --> 00:37:14,312 They've asked him to join them. And he's totally into it! 578 00:37:14,511 --> 00:37:15,601 I'm not sure... 579 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,722 He asked me to help him. 580 00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:20,844 Yeah, sure. 581 00:37:21,636 --> 00:37:23,224 What festival is it? 582 00:37:23,427 --> 00:37:24,897 It sounds kinda weird. 583 00:37:25,094 --> 00:37:28,056 It's a festival, an anal... annual festival. 584 00:37:28,261 --> 00:37:30,726 They do art films that are... 585 00:37:31,094 --> 00:37:32,185 a bit... 586 00:37:32,386 --> 00:37:33,476 A bit what? 587 00:37:33,844 --> 00:37:37,601 Dunno. They make films, then destroy them! 588 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:41,062 Hump? 589 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:42,895 What? 590 00:37:44,552 --> 00:37:46,935 - The festival? - You know Hump? 591 00:37:47,136 --> 00:37:48,605 It's a porn film festival. 592 00:37:49,427 --> 00:37:50,020 Is it? 593 00:37:50,219 --> 00:37:51,558 Yes, it is. 594 00:37:51,844 --> 00:37:54,013 Maybe. Don't jump down my throat 595 00:37:54,219 --> 00:37:55,605 It's mainly artsy. 596 00:37:55,802 --> 00:38:00,021 Yeah, it promotes porn's artistic aspect rather than its mundane one! 597 00:38:00,219 --> 00:38:01,013 Right. 598 00:38:01,302 --> 00:38:02,689 They're skin flicks. 599 00:38:04,386 --> 00:38:06,519 - Whatsit you do? - Lend a hand. 600 00:38:10,136 --> 00:38:12,553 I'll make coffee and sandwiches... 601 00:38:12,761 --> 00:38:15,308 I'll help him. He's motivated for once. 602 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:20,563 They're doing it tomorrow. want to help a pal. It'd be cool. 603 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,139 Can't help out a pal? 604 00:38:27,427 --> 00:38:28,897 Sure you can. 605 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:33,969 How do you know Hump? 606 00:38:51,136 --> 00:38:52,522 Oh, right! 607 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,556 Well played, girls! 608 00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:56,230 Team spirit! 609 00:38:56,427 --> 00:38:57,600 No problem. 610 00:38:57,886 --> 00:38:59,095 Can handle it. 611 00:38:59,552 --> 00:39:01,602 You can even call your girlfriends. 612 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,480 Yeah, you too. 613 00:39:10,344 --> 00:39:12,063 What the fuck's that for? 614 00:39:12,261 --> 00:39:13,268 Depends... 615 00:39:13,511 --> 00:39:15,016 Opinions differ. 616 00:39:16,052 --> 00:39:17,013 You scared? 617 00:39:17,427 --> 00:39:20,272 Don't freak out. It doesn't bite! 618 00:39:21,552 --> 00:39:24,267 You could've said it was a costume ball. 619 00:39:24,594 --> 00:39:26,146 Common, relax. 620 00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:28,561 How'll you cope with a real one? 621 00:39:29,011 --> 00:39:31,428 A hot one moving up and down behind you! 622 00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:36,392 Well, thought we could do something more natural. 623 00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:39,012 That's not what we had planned, sweetie. 624 00:39:39,386 --> 00:39:40,512 Sorry. 625 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,769 Suggest that for tonight, 626 00:39:43,386 --> 00:39:45,187 we use my tool. 627 00:39:45,386 --> 00:39:48,515 If all parties aren't satisfied, we can try 628 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,396 to introduce the... 629 00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:51,554 No reason 630 00:39:51,761 --> 00:39:54,143 for one cock to drive away another. 631 00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:56,975 OK, no problemo. 632 00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,595 Could stay and watch and jerk off. 633 00:40:01,011 --> 00:40:02,812 You want a hetero trip? 634 00:40:03,427 --> 00:40:06,307 Two girls for you, and you control the joystick? 635 00:40:06,511 --> 00:40:08,763 Can't we play with you a bit? 636 00:40:08,969 --> 00:40:10,178 Feel threatened? 637 00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:12,554 Don't be. 638 00:40:12,761 --> 00:40:15,723 Don't want to get between the two of you. 639 00:40:17,677 --> 00:40:19,229 I'm very disappointed. 640 00:40:19,427 --> 00:40:21,228 You're not the only one. 641 00:40:24,052 --> 00:40:26,221 Guess I'm just too... 642 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,599 conventional for you. 643 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,430 Muchachas! 644 00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:35,771 Adios, amigo. 645 00:40:41,427 --> 00:40:43,265 We're finishing up dinner. 646 00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:45,562 Let's go out for a drink. 647 00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:47,847 It's cool. A drink is cool. 648 00:40:48,052 --> 00:40:49,937 - We don't have to... - Give me the phone. 649 00:40:50,469 --> 00:40:51,678 Give me the phone! 650 00:40:54,802 --> 00:40:57,480 Hi, Jeff. And you? 651 00:40:59,511 --> 00:41:02,142 Why don't we grab a drink together? 652 00:41:04,386 --> 00:41:06,270 We can't leave you alone. 653 00:41:06,469 --> 00:41:08,554 It's no trouble. Where are you? 654 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,561 Great, know a bar there. 655 00:41:23,052 --> 00:41:23,811 What? 656 00:41:24,511 --> 00:41:26,229 I'm just looking at you. 657 00:41:28,594 --> 00:41:30,727 We'll never find a parking space. 658 00:41:39,261 --> 00:41:40,931 Let me out. You're a pain. 659 00:41:41,136 --> 00:41:42,345 You're abandoning me? 660 00:41:42,552 --> 00:41:44,472 I'm not abandoning you. 661 00:41:47,469 --> 00:41:49,389 - See you in a sec. - OK. See you. 662 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,720 Did you have a nice evening? 663 00:42:38,552 --> 00:42:40,141 Yes, very nice. 664 00:42:40,802 --> 00:42:42,272 How about you? 665 00:42:42,469 --> 00:42:44,887 Don't know... strange. 666 00:42:45,094 --> 00:42:46,267 Whatsit you have? 667 00:42:47,552 --> 00:42:48,643 The same as you. 668 00:42:58,886 --> 00:43:01,268 Was the poet, he was the illustrator. 669 00:43:01,469 --> 00:43:04,266 And he dumped me for an unpaid apprenticeship. 670 00:43:04,469 --> 00:43:05,227 That idiot! 671 00:43:05,677 --> 00:43:06,554 He had talent. 672 00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:09,387 But he didn't believe in himself. 673 00:43:09,594 --> 00:43:13,896 So he blew off the trip we'd been planning for ages. 674 00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:17,602 We named ourselves after the famous road adventurers... 675 00:43:18,219 --> 00:43:21,265 Kerouac... Easy Rider. 676 00:43:22,386 --> 00:43:24,720 Went alone, but it amounted to nothing. 677 00:43:24,927 --> 00:43:28,352 Never graduated. And hold your husband responsible. 678 00:43:29,094 --> 00:43:31,512 - That idiot. - What's he doing anyway? 679 00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,018 - A valet parking apprenticeship. - Unpaid! 680 00:43:34,219 --> 00:43:35,511 Unpaid. 681 00:43:38,969 --> 00:43:40,439 You're a cool chick. 682 00:43:40,969 --> 00:43:43,102 Thank you for the compliment. 683 00:43:44,511 --> 00:43:46,395 That's not what meant. 684 00:43:46,594 --> 00:43:52,721 What meant was that I'm a big fat stubborn moron. 685 00:43:52,927 --> 00:43:54,314 That's what meant. 686 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:57,054 Know. know look kind of... 687 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,687 - But at the same time... - Yes? 688 00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:04,813 He was right. 689 00:44:05,386 --> 00:44:08,811 You can't judge a guy by his pleated pants, 690 00:44:09,011 --> 00:44:10,930 his pedometer and his wife. 691 00:44:11,135 --> 00:44:13,055 A pedometer is very sexy. 692 00:44:14,510 --> 00:44:16,395 You dig that kind of stuff? 693 00:44:17,010 --> 00:44:18,350 We'll use it tomorrow. 694 00:44:18,552 --> 00:44:21,397 - Really? - Yeah. We have it all planned out. 695 00:44:21,594 --> 00:44:25,387 Yeah, he told me. wanted to ask you... I'm curious. 696 00:44:25,927 --> 00:44:29,187 Hump! want to hear all about it. 697 00:44:29,385 --> 00:44:30,938 You know Hump? 698 00:44:31,177 --> 00:44:33,725 I'm blown away by your open mind. 699 00:44:34,094 --> 00:44:35,303 Shit! 700 00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:38,850 Do really look that uptight? 701 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,893 - He told you about our project? - Of course. 702 00:44:42,802 --> 00:44:44,012 Kind of weird, huh? 703 00:44:44,219 --> 00:44:46,020 But since you're cool with it... 704 00:44:46,219 --> 00:44:46,847 Well? 705 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:50,928 Only guys like you and Ben could go through with it. 706 00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:54,514 It's just one night. It won't change your relationship. 707 00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,647 Our relationship? 708 00:45:04,177 --> 00:45:07,555 The film is of you and Ben sleeping together? 709 00:45:08,302 --> 00:45:09,642 Totally wild, huh? 710 00:45:10,135 --> 00:45:11,557 Hump, hump, hump! 711 00:45:35,552 --> 00:45:36,725 Anna, what's wrong? 712 00:45:37,677 --> 00:45:38,601 What's going on? 713 00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:39,596 What did you do? 714 00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:42,137 You said you'd tell her. She said she knew... 715 00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:43,683 Shut up, both of you! 716 00:45:43,885 --> 00:45:46,351 - You told her? - Didn't you tell her? 717 00:45:46,969 --> 00:45:48,889 - "You told her�? - was going to. 718 00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,895 Wanted to tell you earlier. 719 00:45:51,094 --> 00:45:52,765 This wasn't the plan. 720 00:45:53,427 --> 00:45:56,307 Everything got off to a bad start. 721 00:45:56,510 --> 00:45:58,679 You freaked out at the word "porn." 722 00:45:58,885 --> 00:46:00,438 freaked out? 723 00:46:00,635 --> 00:46:02,639 Don't believe it! 724 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:05,724 My guy is going to make a skin flick tomorrow 725 00:46:05,927 --> 00:46:07,812 with his pal! 726 00:46:08,010 --> 00:46:09,516 Please, calm down. 727 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,520 What's going on in your head? 728 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,852 Calm down. Take a deep breath. 729 00:46:14,885 --> 00:46:16,640 Can we get my car? 730 00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:18,894 We talk here and now. 731 00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:21,730 Why are you doing this? 732 00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:27,681 Don't know. 733 00:46:31,052 --> 00:46:34,975 Ever since art school, we said we'd do something together. 734 00:46:35,427 --> 00:46:36,351 "Something"? 735 00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:38,435 Anna, please! 736 00:46:41,052 --> 00:46:42,143 - Listen! - Go away. 737 00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:43,979 - Wait. - Go away! 738 00:46:58,177 --> 00:46:58,853 I'm sorry. 739 00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:38,891 Good evening, ma'am. Ticket control. 740 00:47:39,969 --> 00:47:41,806 Your ticket, please. 741 00:47:43,010 --> 00:47:44,302 Don't know where ... 742 00:47:44,510 --> 00:47:46,478 Do you have a piece of ID? 743 00:47:48,927 --> 00:47:50,267 A piece of ID? 744 00:47:50,885 --> 00:47:53,766 My name, my sex, my distinguishing marks. 745 00:47:53,969 --> 00:47:57,015 You think that sums up my true identity? 746 00:47:57,219 --> 00:47:58,689 You don't care. 747 00:47:58,885 --> 00:48:01,303 No-one cares. No-one ever knows anyone. 748 00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:02,683 Listen here, Mrs... 749 00:48:02,885 --> 00:48:04,355 That's right, "Mrs."! 750 00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:08,428 Mrs. Ben Azuelos! From the "Ben and Jeff� comedy act. 751 00:48:13,302 --> 00:48:17,095 They horse around and wrestle like they were 14 years old. 752 00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:20,888 Know how this will end. Their �totally wild" thing. 753 00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:25,895 Thought knew the man was living with. 754 00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:28,016 And suddenly... 755 00:48:28,677 --> 00:48:31,392 his best friend opens my eyes. 756 00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:35,141 They never admitted it, but it's coming out now. 757 00:48:35,344 --> 00:48:37,596 It's not just about fucking. 758 00:48:37,969 --> 00:48:39,853 It's much deeper, 759 00:48:40,052 --> 00:48:41,806 much sicker than that. 760 00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:55,766 Mrs. Azuelos... 761 00:48:56,135 --> 00:48:57,557 Mrs. Azuelos... 762 00:48:58,885 --> 00:48:59,561 Good evening. 763 00:51:11,427 --> 00:51:14,354 Can tell you something I've never told anyone? 764 00:51:25,844 --> 00:51:28,973 Was 18 when came to Paris. 765 00:51:29,177 --> 00:51:32,104 Had no friends, so rented lots of films. 766 00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:40,885 The guy at the video shop suggested some documentary on architecture. 767 00:51:43,135 --> 00:51:45,304 It looked interesting enough. 768 00:51:47,385 --> 00:51:49,637 Got home and watched the film. 769 00:51:54,427 --> 00:51:57,058 Almost died of boredom. Awful. 770 00:52:03,844 --> 00:52:07,518 The next day went back to return the film. 771 00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:12,433 He looked at me. 772 00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:18,054 Don't know why, said it was fabulous. 773 00:52:19,385 --> 00:52:21,305 There was something about him. 774 00:52:22,927 --> 00:52:26,305 Then discover it's part one of a ten-part series! 775 00:52:28,385 --> 00:52:32,392 So the guy gives me part two, and go home and watch it. 776 00:52:32,594 --> 00:52:36,268 It's even worse. So decide to tell him the truth. 777 00:52:36,885 --> 00:52:42,230 Go back to the video shop. take one look at him 778 00:52:43,135 --> 00:52:45,103 and say liked it even better. 779 00:52:46,844 --> 00:52:47,851 And so on. 780 00:52:48,052 --> 00:52:51,264 Every day, rented another part of his collection. 781 00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:54,183 And every day, said loved it. 782 00:52:55,427 --> 00:52:57,311 When was finished, felt sad. 783 00:52:59,094 --> 00:53:03,017 Maybe was afraid we'd have nothing else to talk about. 784 00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:07,723 Couldn't get him off my mind. 785 00:53:10,427 --> 00:53:12,928 His nut-hugger jean shorts, 786 00:53:16,135 --> 00:53:17,605 his hairy white legs, 787 00:53:17,969 --> 00:53:20,102 his protruding eyes... 788 00:53:21,927 --> 00:53:24,345 even imagined myself kissing him 789 00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:27,016 And you know what? 790 00:53:30,594 --> 00:53:32,679 It didn't feel all that strange. 791 00:53:35,635 --> 00:53:37,970 Started imagining his balls 792 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,143 wondered if they were hairy. 793 00:53:46,677 --> 00:53:50,517 Was so flipped out never set foot back in the shop. 794 00:53:53,344 --> 00:53:56,022 I'm telling you, it was a weird feeling. 795 00:53:59,469 --> 00:54:01,721 Sometimes think should've tried. 796 00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:04,060 Should've tried it with a dude. 797 00:54:04,427 --> 00:54:07,189 It pisses me off that I'm not more open. 798 00:54:08,677 --> 00:54:12,932 Between the way see myself and what am, there's a fucking abyss. 799 00:54:13,885 --> 00:54:15,723 Didn't do anything with him. 800 00:54:15,927 --> 00:54:18,144 - Know. - Just want to make it clear. 801 00:54:18,344 --> 00:54:19,979 Was talking about myself. 802 00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:21,896 Know you're not gay. 803 00:54:22,094 --> 00:54:23,480 Know you know. 804 00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:26,143 Wish were more of a fag. 805 00:54:30,552 --> 00:54:32,104 It'd make tomorrow easier. 806 00:54:34,510 --> 00:54:35,601 Tomorrow! 807 00:54:38,844 --> 00:54:42,387 Do you think sleeping with someone breaks something? 808 00:54:43,427 --> 00:54:44,636 Mean, 809 00:54:45,427 --> 00:54:49,516 how many ex-lovers are you still friends with? 810 00:54:50,302 --> 00:54:51,393 It's far worse... 811 00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,765 never stay more than five minutes after ejaculating. 812 00:54:55,969 --> 00:54:57,723 You don't plan on coming in me? 813 00:54:57,927 --> 00:54:59,977 So you agree I'm fucking you? 814 00:55:00,219 --> 00:55:02,222 We said we'd draw lots. 815 00:55:03,469 --> 00:55:04,511 Bring the condoms. 816 00:55:07,469 --> 00:55:08,346 In the plural? 817 00:55:12,302 --> 00:55:16,059 Don't know why told you that story. It's so weird. 818 00:55:18,677 --> 00:55:21,557 'Cause even if think know what am, 819 00:55:23,552 --> 00:55:26,598 still felt something for that guy. 820 00:55:30,010 --> 00:55:32,855 Don't think lever felt anything like that. 821 00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:35,973 Me either, personally. 822 00:55:36,177 --> 00:55:39,306 But do like George Michael. 823 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:41,229 Does that mean anything? 824 00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,769 Hey guys, what about Dalida? 825 00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:47,517 More words, always words 826 00:55:48,469 --> 00:55:50,436 The same words 827 00:55:52,177 --> 00:55:54,808 Nothing but words... 828 00:58:03,719 --> 00:58:04,726 You OK? 829 00:58:13,010 --> 00:58:14,302 It was along night. 830 00:58:32,469 --> 00:58:36,427 Don't know why I'm doing this, but feel committed. 831 00:58:38,469 --> 00:58:40,388 The only explanation have 832 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,730 is that my personality has several facets. 833 00:58:44,385 --> 00:58:45,974 Multiple aspects. 834 00:58:48,719 --> 00:58:53,519 When we met, one of these facets fell head over heels for you. 835 00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:55,188 It was exciting. 836 00:58:55,802 --> 00:59:00,602 Wanted to spend my life with you, buy a house, have kids. 837 00:59:01,344 --> 00:59:02,517 But then... 838 00:59:03,219 --> 00:59:04,807 this facet 839 00:59:05,469 --> 00:59:06,725 grew bigger 840 00:59:07,094 --> 00:59:08,895 It grew until it took over. 841 00:59:09,094 --> 00:59:11,097 It turned into a monster 842 00:59:11,302 --> 00:59:14,478 that devoured all other aspects of my personality. 843 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:17,058 Overall, I'm happy- 844 00:59:18,594 --> 00:59:23,014 But must not be that happy because want to do this thing. 845 00:59:26,885 --> 00:59:28,437 Then you have to do it. 846 00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,095 Are you serious? 847 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:31,684 Yes. 848 00:59:36,469 --> 00:59:40,889 You talk about the different facets of your personality. 849 00:59:42,052 --> 00:59:46,686 Do you think I'm just an image stuck in the kitchen. Your little wife? 850 00:59:47,635 --> 00:59:48,726 No. 851 00:59:50,094 --> 00:59:53,223 My world isn't confined to you. 852 00:59:53,844 --> 00:59:56,261 You're not enough for me either. 853 00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,563 Of course... 854 00:59:59,302 --> 01:00:00,724 mean, can imagine. 855 01:00:03,927 --> 01:00:04,970 What do you mean? 856 01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:11,805 You remember when went to Benedicte's party, 857 01:00:12,135 --> 01:00:13,724 the one with her friends? 858 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:15,764 About a year ago? 859 01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:17,682 Drank too much. 860 01:00:21,635 --> 01:00:24,847 And let myself go with some guy 861 01:00:27,052 --> 01:00:28,557 in the bathroom. 862 01:00:30,219 --> 01:00:34,225 We hadn't even spoken much to each other. It was something... 863 01:00:35,552 --> 01:00:37,306 It was animal like. 864 01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:41,393 He instantly turned me on. 865 01:00:42,135 --> 01:00:44,719 The more he touched me, the more wanted. 866 01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:47,139 It's like he opened a door. 867 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,845 A door to a part of myself... 868 01:00:50,469 --> 01:00:51,938 that didn't know. 869 01:00:54,635 --> 01:00:56,887 And came a different way. 870 01:00:57,260 --> 01:00:58,730 It was powerful. 871 01:00:58,927 --> 01:01:01,345 It did me good. It was fantastic. 872 01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:05,272 Afterward s, knew what was coming home to. 873 01:01:07,302 --> 01:01:11,011 Knew what I wanted. Everything was clear to me. 874 01:01:12,927 --> 01:01:14,219 It's as if 875 01:01:14,885 --> 01:01:16,355 As if was. 876 01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:17,847 yours. 877 01:01:18,052 --> 01:01:20,185 was with you, was your wife 878 01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:23,147 And yet, could turn on the whole world. 879 01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:25,105 It made me... 880 01:01:27,052 --> 01:01:28,687 It blew my mind. 881 01:01:29,635 --> 01:01:31,685 It's as if you came with me too 882 01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,267 It felt good. 883 01:01:35,094 --> 01:01:36,480 It was soothing. 884 01:01:37,844 --> 01:01:39,100 And it was simple. 885 01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:43,604 It only happened once. 886 01:01:43,802 --> 01:01:46,480 Never told you because... 887 01:01:46,677 --> 01:01:50,268 maybe my vision of you was too rigid. 888 01:01:55,302 --> 01:01:58,513 Now see what you mean about me not being enough. 889 01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:00,302 Listen... 890 01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:07,598 don't ask me to try to understand what you're doing, because can't. 891 01:02:09,177 --> 01:02:10,220 It was only once? 892 01:02:12,052 --> 01:02:13,640 Shut up and listen to me. 893 01:02:15,344 --> 01:02:16,849 It's not the same. 894 01:02:17,427 --> 01:02:19,146 You have to do this. 895 01:02:21,219 --> 01:02:24,513 We can't live together if we keep things locked inside. 896 01:02:24,719 --> 01:02:26,058 They have to come out. 897 01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,470 Or go in. 898 01:02:27,885 --> 01:02:28,762 Do what you want. 899 01:02:29,719 --> 01:02:31,686 But you need to know 900 01:02:32,427 --> 01:02:34,893 if this is essential for you. 901 01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:38,472 You need to know now, before we have a child. 902 01:03:15,219 --> 01:03:16,261 Good evening. 903 01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:02,889 - Who is it? - It's me. 904 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,846 - Me who? - Come on, open up. 905 01:05:07,594 --> 01:05:09,348 Hey pal, come in. 906 01:05:12,469 --> 01:05:14,554 Got us the wedding suite. 907 01:05:15,719 --> 01:05:16,809 It's very beige. 908 01:05:17,135 --> 01:05:18,724 Every modern comfort. 909 01:05:20,510 --> 01:05:22,015 Here's the gear. 910 01:05:24,385 --> 01:05:25,061 Listen... 911 01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:31,848 know it's not exactly what we had in mind but... 912 01:05:32,969 --> 01:05:34,888 it'll give it a certain mood. 913 01:05:35,094 --> 01:05:37,855 A grassroots feel, an artsy touch. 914 01:05:38,510 --> 01:05:40,679 It's a film about two pals. 915 01:05:40,885 --> 01:05:43,184 So think it'll do the job. 916 01:05:43,385 --> 01:05:46,810 It has a few special effects and we can retouch it. 917 01:05:47,010 --> 01:05:47,934 OK, cool. 918 01:05:54,052 --> 01:05:55,723 The thing that makes 919 01:05:56,844 --> 01:05:59,854 this whole story original and interesting is that 920 01:06:00,052 --> 01:06:04,188 it's about two straight friends getting off together. 921 01:06:05,552 --> 01:06:10,222 But how will people know we're really straight 922 01:06:10,427 --> 01:06:11,813 if we don't tell them? 923 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,179 You mean like an introduction? 924 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:16,602 Bingo. 925 01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:26,016 To be honest, think it shows on my mug that I'm straight. 926 01:06:27,052 --> 01:06:28,261 No? 927 01:06:36,844 --> 01:06:38,016 That's good. 928 01:06:38,302 --> 01:06:39,594 Can you just... 929 01:06:40,469 --> 01:06:41,511 That's perfect. 930 01:06:41,969 --> 01:06:43,011 Cool. 931 01:06:43,219 --> 01:06:44,345 OK then 932 01:06:45,844 --> 01:06:46,970 It's rolling. 933 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,516 Hi, I'm Ben. 934 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:57,646 I'm Jean-Francois. Everyone calls me Jeff. 935 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,846 - We're making... - A film. 936 01:07:01,052 --> 01:07:02,391 A film. 937 01:07:03,177 --> 01:07:04,386 No. Cut. 938 01:07:05,677 --> 01:07:08,178 Seattle. Gotta do it in English. 939 01:07:08,635 --> 01:07:09,726 You think so? 940 01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:13,011 With the hat and in English. 941 01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:35,515 This is stupid. 942 01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:39,808 We're French, we do it in French. We'll subtitle the beginning. 943 01:07:40,469 --> 01:07:44,143 Especially since the other part will be more visual. 944 01:07:52,927 --> 01:07:55,012 - ??? Ben. - ??? Jeff 945 01:07:56,385 --> 01:07:58,435 - Go on. - No, you start 946 01:07:58,885 --> 01:08:00,723 So, we're making a film. 947 01:08:00,927 --> 01:08:03,889 But first, we wanted to introduce ourselves. 948 01:08:05,344 --> 01:08:06,386 We 're old friends, 949 01:08:06,594 --> 01:08:08,597 we've known ear:it other for ages. 950 01:08:08,802 --> 01:08:10,473 We were at art school together 951 01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:15,057 and when we finished, we said we'd do something together. 952 01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:20,022 But we took very different paths. 953 01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:22,352 Jeff has become a sort 954 01:08:23,594 --> 01:08:26,972 of adventurer who travels the world. 955 01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:31,346 I'm married, have a wife, a house. All that jazz. 956 01:08:31,552 --> 01:08:33,851 He turned up two days ago. 957 01:08:35,844 --> 01:08:36,851 And here we are. 958 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,147 - And so - And so 959 01:08:39,344 --> 01:08:42,722 we heard about your festival at a party. 960 01:08:42,927 --> 01:08:44,515 And we thought 961 01:08:45,385 --> 01:08:48,561 it would be kind of original to see 962 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,387 two straight guys in action in front of the camera. 963 01:08:52,594 --> 01:08:55,936 We were totally trashed when we got the idea, 964 01:08:56,135 --> 01:08:59,146 but then it turned in to a hetero macho trip. 965 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,181 I'm the dude, I'll nail you. 966 01:09:01,385 --> 01:09:04,100 - No, I'll nail you. - I'll nail you. 967 01:09:04,302 --> 01:09:06,554 But we managed to get past' that 968 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,605 and here we are. 969 01:09:10,302 --> 01:09:12,601 We can '1' say we 're exactly relaxed. 970 01:09:13,594 --> 01:09:16,556 We 're actually pretty scared. 971 01:09:17,552 --> 01:09:19,472 But we said to ourselves: 972 01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:22,639 �Isn't an artist's real role 973 01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:25,311 to push limits to the extreme?� 974 01:09:25,510 --> 01:09:26,683 You bet. 975 01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:35,186 So here we are and guess you're going to see... 976 01:09:35,594 --> 01:09:37,146 What you're going to see. 977 01:09:44,510 --> 01:09:46,513 I think it's in the can. 978 01:09:47,885 --> 01:09:49,225 I'm good if you are. 979 01:09:49,427 --> 01:09:52,058 - We can always change it later. - Yeah. 980 01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,761 But it's good for now. It's good. 981 01:10:08,635 --> 01:10:11,598 I've got this funny feeling in my gut. 982 01:10:15,427 --> 01:10:16,683 You bet. 983 01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:19,057 Let's stop yacking 984 01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:21,477 and just get to it. 985 01:10:22,219 --> 01:10:25,679 You know what? I'll put the camera right here, 986 01:10:25,885 --> 01:10:29,394 next to the bed. I'll count to five and we kiss. 987 01:10:29,719 --> 01:10:30,512 This is it. 988 01:10:31,302 --> 01:10:32,558 What about our tongues? 989 01:10:35,719 --> 01:10:37,354 Maybe it would be more... 990 01:10:38,427 --> 01:10:39,387 More what? 991 01:10:39,594 --> 01:10:41,015 Don't know, more... 992 01:10:41,219 --> 01:10:43,471 Whose tongue, yours or mine? 993 01:10:44,219 --> 01:10:45,226 How about both? 994 01:10:45,594 --> 01:10:48,272 We've got to stop thinking or we'll go nuts. 995 01:10:48,469 --> 01:10:49,180 We can draw lots? 996 01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:52,935 We're not going to draw lots over a French kiss! 997 01:10:53,135 --> 01:10:56,015 - Our tongues will improvise. - Instinctively. 998 01:10:57,844 --> 01:10:58,886 Instinctively. 999 01:10:59,094 --> 01:11:00,480 Instinctively! 1000 01:11:03,844 --> 01:11:04,851 Hang on. 1001 01:11:16,594 --> 01:11:17,636 Wait. 1002 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:21,019 Gotta piss. 1003 01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:36,397 Hurry UP- 1004 01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:46,934 Ready? 1005 01:11:48,552 --> 01:11:49,476 Ready? 1006 01:11:51,052 --> 01:11:52,142 Ready! 1007 01:11:54,719 --> 01:11:56,188 - Five. - Four. 1008 01:11:56,385 --> 01:11:57,641 - Three. - Two. 1009 01:11:58,135 --> 01:11:58,977 One. 1010 01:12:14,719 --> 01:12:16,058 That wasn't so bad. 1011 01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:19,057 - It wasn't so horrible. - It wasn't so horrible. 1012 01:12:19,260 --> 01:12:20,470 It was awful. 1013 01:12:20,844 --> 01:12:22,053 Awful. 1014 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,303 This'll be tough. 1015 01:12:29,927 --> 01:12:32,605 Agree. We'll do it �Pretty Woman" style. 1016 01:12:32,802 --> 01:12:34,852 Agree, no kissing. 1017 01:12:35,052 --> 01:12:37,730 Kissing is too intimate, we just need to... 1018 01:12:37,927 --> 01:12:39,681 - Charge in. - Charge in. 1019 01:12:39,885 --> 01:12:41,437 No big deal. 1020 01:12:41,635 --> 01:12:42,927 No big deal! 1021 01:12:49,469 --> 01:12:51,104 Pure muscle. Check it out. 1022 01:12:51,302 --> 01:12:52,475 It's well hidden. 1023 01:12:52,677 --> 01:12:54,016 No big deal! 1024 01:12:54,218 --> 01:12:55,807 That's it, let's go. 1025 01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,350 No big deal. Socks? 1026 01:12:57,635 --> 01:12:58,975 Socks, OK. 1027 01:13:02,718 --> 01:13:04,887 We've taken a huge fuckin' step. 1028 01:13:06,427 --> 01:13:09,010 Hang on, can make a weird suggestion? 1029 01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:10,635 - Weird? - mean... 1030 01:13:10,843 --> 01:13:13,688 What if we just hugged each other bare-chested? 1031 01:13:14,010 --> 01:13:17,637 You mean like if we ran into each other at the pool. 1032 01:13:17,843 --> 01:13:20,261 - That's it. - In our bathing suits. 1033 01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:23,225 Yeah, like we were greeting each other. 1034 01:13:23,843 --> 01:13:27,932 Jeff! Shit, man, haven't seen you in ages. 1035 01:13:28,135 --> 01:13:30,304 - How's it going, dude? - How are you? 1036 01:13:30,510 --> 01:13:33,141 - Great. And you? - You're lookin' good. 1037 01:13:33,343 --> 01:13:35,228 I'm so happy to see you. 1038 01:13:35,427 --> 01:13:38,603 - You look great. - You too! Shit, this is wild. 1039 01:14:10,927 --> 01:14:13,012 There's one subject we've avoided. 1040 01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:17,558 Don't know. 1041 01:14:19,010 --> 01:14:20,599 Don't know what to do. 1042 01:14:24,385 --> 01:14:26,767 Maybe we should go easy on the vodka. 1043 01:14:31,135 --> 01:14:33,387 - Viagra? - Viagra. 1044 01:14:34,343 --> 01:14:35,932 On a Sunday night... 1045 01:14:36,927 --> 01:14:38,562 Without a prescription. 1046 01:14:43,635 --> 01:14:45,354 Don't get something. 1047 01:14:47,468 --> 01:14:49,388 There's something don't get. 1048 01:14:49,593 --> 01:14:50,601 What's that? 1049 01:14:53,135 --> 01:14:54,724 Don't turn you on? 1050 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,059 Maybe if saw your thing. 1051 01:15:04,718 --> 01:15:06,389 You want to see my thing? 1052 01:15:07,010 --> 01:15:10,104 - You'll take off running. - I'll take my chances. 1053 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:12,762 - You want to see my thing? - Yeah. 1054 01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:24,595 What about you? 1055 01:15:25,718 --> 01:15:27,105 You want to see mine? 1056 01:15:27,302 --> 01:15:28,558 Why not? 1057 01:15:51,177 --> 01:15:52,848 Forget the blow jobs. 1058 01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,806 There's Plan B. 1059 01:16:01,302 --> 01:16:03,554 One of us goes in the bathroom. 1060 01:16:04,635 --> 01:16:07,101 He... comes back hard. 1061 01:16:09,885 --> 01:16:11,686 We could try that. 1062 01:16:11,885 --> 01:16:14,896 I'm not sure I'll stay hard when come back. 1063 01:16:16,593 --> 01:16:19,141 Hang on, when you think about it... 1064 01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:22,896 We want to make a film... 1065 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:24,803 that's a bit... 1066 01:16:25,010 --> 01:16:27,511 A fuckin' work of art! 1067 01:16:27,718 --> 01:16:29,603 Art is so... 1068 01:16:31,343 --> 01:16:33,596 Art's a big fuckin' deal! 1069 01:16:33,802 --> 01:16:36,978 We want to have an experience, not get it over with. 1070 01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:39,310 Not with our eyes closed. 1071 01:16:40,177 --> 01:16:40,971 Right. 1072 01:16:41,302 --> 01:16:44,810 Something we didn't think we could do, and we did it. 1073 01:16:46,385 --> 01:16:48,269 Like bungee jumping. 1074 01:16:48,468 --> 01:16:50,269 You jump, you go for it. 1075 01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:55,979 Think they have VOD? 1076 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,431 What turns you on? 1077 01:17:06,843 --> 01:17:08,598 What do you mean? 1078 01:17:08,802 --> 01:17:10,224 What gets you hard? 1079 01:17:11,135 --> 01:17:12,771 What are your fantasies? 1080 01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,641 Something you've never done before. 1081 01:17:21,718 --> 01:17:23,638 Dunno, lots of things. 1082 01:17:24,135 --> 01:17:25,889 All kinds of ideas. 1083 01:17:26,552 --> 01:17:27,642 Such as? 1084 01:17:36,343 --> 01:17:39,686 Dunno, a blindfold over my eyes... 1085 01:17:40,635 --> 01:17:43,136 Not knowing who I'm with, see? 1086 01:17:46,468 --> 01:17:48,388 What about bondage? 1087 01:17:50,593 --> 01:17:52,892 Maybe. It depends who with. 1088 01:17:53,718 --> 01:17:55,354 Like to be hit. 1089 01:17:59,093 --> 01:18:01,061 A good spanking gets me... 1090 01:18:03,052 --> 01:18:05,517 - Idiot! - I'm being serious. 1091 01:18:06,802 --> 01:18:08,011 Hit me. 1092 01:18:09,802 --> 01:18:10,560 Hit you? 1093 01:18:10,885 --> 01:18:12,141 Slap my ass. 1094 01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:16,392 Go on. There's just the two of us. 1095 01:18:18,635 --> 01:18:19,975 Are you shitting me? 1096 01:18:20,177 --> 01:18:21,848 No, hit me. 1097 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,224 Go on, harder. 1098 01:18:28,677 --> 01:18:29,637 Yes. 1099 01:18:33,218 --> 01:18:34,605 - Stop it! - More. 1100 01:18:34,802 --> 01:18:36,354 - Stop it! - Go on. 1101 01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:39,679 There, take that! 1102 01:18:39,885 --> 01:18:41,556 Stop it! What're you doing? 1103 01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,637 - I'm hard! - Stop it Jeff! 1104 01:18:44,843 --> 01:18:46,100 Are you crazy? Get off. 1105 01:18:46,427 --> 01:18:47,387 I'm gonna do it. 1106 01:18:48,010 --> 01:18:49,681 What're you playing at? 1107 01:18:49,885 --> 01:18:51,272 - I'm hard. - Get off! 1108 01:18:51,468 --> 01:18:53,637 I'm gonna do it, swear! 1109 01:18:53,843 --> 01:18:56,060 - Get off me, Jeff! - Go on, move! 1110 01:18:56,302 --> 01:18:56,978 Fight back! 1111 01:18:57,177 --> 01:18:59,014 Stop it, you fuckin' idiot! 1112 01:18:59,218 --> 01:19:00,771 Insult me, you bitch! 1113 01:19:00,968 --> 01:19:02,723 Get off me, dammit! 1114 01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:05,261 - Take your shorts off. - My hands are tied! 1115 01:19:09,677 --> 01:19:10,803 Don't believe it! 1116 01:19:13,427 --> 01:19:15,146 You fell for it! 1117 01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:21,437 You fuckin' hurt me. 1118 01:19:22,177 --> 01:19:23,896 Where? Let me see. 1119 01:19:25,343 --> 01:19:26,600 Want a massage? 1120 01:19:26,802 --> 01:19:27,844 Get outta my way! 1121 01:19:30,593 --> 01:19:33,805 We said we were making a film together. Together! 1122 01:19:34,010 --> 01:19:38,348 By consent! Mutual consent! Not a rape! 1123 01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:41,100 A rape... 1124 01:19:42,593 --> 01:19:45,723 OK, it wasn't the best way to go about it. 1125 01:19:46,552 --> 01:19:47,559 We'll find a way. 1126 01:20:10,968 --> 01:20:13,849 Hello, I'd like to order some food. 1127 01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:17,022 Two cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and 2 Cokes. 1128 01:20:17,218 --> 01:20:18,391 Diet Coke for me. 1129 01:20:18,593 --> 01:20:20,394 No, a Diet Coke. 1130 01:20:22,343 --> 01:20:24,429 One Diet Coke and 1 regular. 1131 01:20:26,302 --> 01:20:28,636 One regular and 1 Diet Coke, yes. 1132 01:20:28,843 --> 01:20:29,886 That's it. 1133 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:32,267 Thank you. 1134 01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:44,517 - Five. - Four. 1135 01:20:44,718 --> 01:20:45,975 - Three. - Two. 1136 01:20:46,177 --> 01:20:47,018 One. 1137 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,643 Think I'm in deep shit with Anna. 1138 01:22:50,135 --> 01:22:51,936 I'm in deep fuckin' shit. 1139 01:22:55,635 --> 01:22:57,057 Feel pathetic. 1140 01:23:01,635 --> 01:23:03,934 I'm lucky she puts up with me. 1141 01:23:06,593 --> 01:23:07,636 She loves you. 1142 01:23:11,302 --> 01:23:12,558 She supports you. 1143 01:23:14,177 --> 01:23:16,642 She understands you, accepts you. 1144 01:23:20,968 --> 01:23:24,098 But think she might make your life hell now. 1145 01:23:30,343 --> 01:23:31,516 I'm hot 1146 01:23:33,802 --> 01:23:35,093 I'm very hot. 1147 01:23:38,093 --> 01:23:39,303 Hot in what way? 1148 01:23:40,302 --> 01:23:43,016 I'm sweating and my heart is pounding. 1149 01:23:44,385 --> 01:23:46,056 Want your pedometer? 1150 01:24:07,718 --> 01:24:09,389 Better get going. 1151 01:24:21,718 --> 01:24:23,270 Better go home. 1152 01:24:25,468 --> 01:24:28,893 Put things right with Anna and fast. 1153 01:24:29,093 --> 01:24:30,266 You bet. 1154 01:24:31,635 --> 01:24:32,761 Know what mean? 1155 01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:34,971 Know exactly what you mean. 1156 01:24:36,177 --> 01:24:39,270 I've always known, sometimes even before you. 1157 01:24:56,677 --> 01:24:57,435 Come here. 1158 01:24:58,385 --> 01:24:59,309 Come on. 1159 01:25:11,802 --> 01:25:12,643 Love you, man. 1160 01:25:14,093 --> 01:25:15,266 Love you, too. 1161 01:25:31,635 --> 01:25:33,519 I'll pick you up tomorrow. 1162 01:25:34,843 --> 01:25:36,728 Don't make promises you can't keep. 1163 01:25:42,552 --> 01:25:44,389 Sweet dreams you have. 1164 01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:46,516 Too you. 1165 01:26:13,427 --> 01:26:14,766 Hi} ??? Ben 1166 01:26:14,968 --> 01:26:17,267 I'm Jean -Francois. Everyone calls me Jeff 1167 01:26:19,010 --> 01:26:21,013 - We're making... - A film. 1168 01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,640 A film. 1169 01:26:24,468 --> 01:26:25,476 No. Cut. 1170 01:26:25,843 --> 01:26:28,770 Seattle. Gotta do it in English. 1171 01:26:29,052 --> 01:26:30,142 You think so? 1172 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,605 With the hat and in English. 1173 01:26:46,677 --> 01:26:48,845 So, we're making a film. 1174 01:26:49,052 --> 01:26:52,512 But first, we wanted to introduce ourselves. 1175 01:26:52,718 --> 01:26:57,637 We're old friends, we've known ear:it other for ages. 1176 01:26:57,843 --> 01:27:00,475 We were at art school together and... 1177 01:27:00,677 --> 01:27:02,929 But we took very different paths. 1178 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:07,473 Jeff has become a sort of adventurer who travels the world. 1179 01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:10,517 I'm married, have a wife, a house. 1180 01:27:10,718 --> 01:27:12,354 All that jazz. 1181 01:27:13,635 --> 01:27:17,013 He turned up two days ago. And here we are. 78524

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