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(LOW CHATTER)
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-Put it in the foyer.
-Right away, sir.
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(FOOD BEING CHOPPED)
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Ow!
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Michael, you cut your finger!
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-Mike, you okay?
-(SCREAMING)
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Get a paper towel, quick!
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-Are you all right?
-Ow, my finger!
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-My god!
-(SCREAMING)
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Wilford!
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Quit messing around. My guests
will be here any minute,
and I need you out front.
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Yes, Ms. Cartier.
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Sorry, Wilford.
I'm just having a little fun.
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Good one on me, sir.
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Mikey! Nice.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Mr. Cartier made me do it.
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Quite.
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm so glad you could make it.
I mean,
I know this isn't your thing.
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What, and miss my opportunity
to create another masterpiece?
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-Ooh.
-That's a hell of a tux, Ryan.
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You sure do know how to
pull off the starving
artist look.
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-I kind of like the starving
artist look.
-Thank you.
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I am so sorry we're late.
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-Did we miss the toast?
-No, we're still waiting on
Her Highness.
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-We spend half our life
waiting for her.
-And you spend half your
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life spewing bullshit, Peter.
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Hello, Desiree,
it's lovely to see you.
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Peter's a politician
in training, Des.
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What more can you expect
from that shit-eating grin?
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Thanks, Blaine.
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-Here you go, sweetie.
-So have you, uh,
sampled the main course yet?
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Well, it looks amazing,
but I'm saving my appetite
for something else.
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-We still on for polo
on Saturday?
-Have I ever missed a match?
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You have not.
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(CLEARS THROAT) (TAPS GLASS)
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You don't toast yourself,
sweetie. We toast you.
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At each one of our coming-out
parties, where us sweet,
young, innocent girls
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are introduced into
polite society
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we've all taken a moment
beforehand to gather together
before the other guests...
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(COUGHS) Old fucks.
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Other guests arrive
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to toast our guest of honor,
celebrate our friendships
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and welcome our
newest edition.
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Don't be a lender or
a borrower.
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-Peter!
-Thank you, Barbie.
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As I was saying, Torrance
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we are so proud to host
your debutant ball
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and welcome you into
our circle.
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Which I think you will find
will change your life forever.
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May God help you as the devil
leads the way.
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ALL: Cheers.
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(LAUGHING)
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-What's so funny?
-What happened to your mouth?
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-April fools.
-(LAUGHING)
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-What are you laughing at?
-Peter. Try to keep up, okay?
Jesus.
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Don't worry, sweetie.
Since it's your special night,
you'll be exempt from
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being pranked maybe.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Oh.
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(LOW CHATTERING)
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Oh, Torrance, there is no one
more deserving of this
honor than...
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-Fuck, can we do that again?
-Yeah, ready when you are.
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As sponsor of your debut,
it is my honor to welcome
you into our elite society.
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Congratulations, Torrance.
You deserve it.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, I'll take one more of
those. That one's done,
thank you, sir.
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Hey, Charles, any well wishes
for the new debutant?
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Yes. Torrance, in the
popularity race, rehab rumors
might get you the finish line
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but nothing secures victory
better than a good
old- fashioned sex scandal.
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-Isn't that right, Eltie-Poo?
-Perfect.
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-Also, uh...
-Thanks, Charles.
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Guys, we're makin' a video
for Torrance, have any advice?
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Yes I do, here you go.
Here you go, hold that.
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All right. Okay. On me.
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Torrance. My dear.
My wife and I would like to
extend our
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hearty congratulations on
your coming out party,
and wish you
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well with all your
future end...
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-Uh...
-How about you, Ms. Carolina?
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Torrance, honey,
I'm honored to call you
my friend
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and I look forward to sharing
many happy years together.
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-Great. Very sincere.
-Oh yeah! Um...
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-Marry rich,
and don't get fat! (LAUGHS)
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Endeavors. Future endeavors.
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Ryan, glad to see
you're living the dream.
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-Guy thinks he's Hitchcock.
-Who?
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I happen to be working
tonight, asshole.
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-Some people have to earn
a living.
-Yeah, I earn interest.
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You know what?
Take a close-up of Katie here.
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-Chloe!
-Whatever.
Isn't she beautiful?
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How many times do I have
to tell you?
Champagne then hors d'oeuvres.
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-Jesus.
-Sorry.
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Hey, have you seen Milan?
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I think she just walked in.
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Milan, you look divine!
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-You look stunning, as always.
-Thank you.
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-Just threw myself together.
-You know, this is all looking
very familiar.
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It's not nearly as beautiful
as your ball.
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But we did miss having
you here for the
pre-party toast.
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Well, I've been working so
much with my charities, I
haven't had time for as much
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-socializing or traditions.
-Admirable.
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So, are you still working
with those
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-retarded
-Developmentally disabled
children?
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Yes, they're so adorable.
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You know, helping others is
incredibly rewarding.
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Envy is an ugly shade
for you, Desiree.
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I don't know the meaning
of the word.
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Oh, and for the record,
I don't partake in the type
of exploits
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that make Milan Hastings so
popular with the boys.
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You know, as someone who
writes gossip for a living,
I sure would appreciate
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any light you could shed
on these
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-cries for attention, hm?
-Well
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-let's just say someone had
to stock up on her Penicillin.
-Ah.
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Milan Hastings,
goodie two-shoes and
village bicycle.
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What, you didn't know?
Feel free to use that for
your website.
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You know, how do I know that
you're not up to another one
of your little tricks, hm?
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Contrary to popular opinion,
I actually do try to verify
my sources.
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-Suit yourself.
-Oh, Desiree?
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Gossip is a poison for
which there is no antidote.
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Excuse me, young man.
Eltie's getting
a little sleepy.
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Would you mind taking him
to the Woodland room for me?
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Tuck him in,
make yourself a drink?
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My, Eltie. It's okay, baby.
Yeah, he's a nice young man.
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So, there we were in the
Alaskan tundra on
a hunting trip.
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My father gave me that knife
after my first kill.
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See that gun?
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This was my next kill.
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The animal never knew
what hit him.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse us.
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Blaine.
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You still in for later tonight
with Milan?
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As long as you quit pestering
me about that stupid SL550
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-then yes.
-It's not fair, why should you
get to decide how I spend my
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-money?
-Because that's what father
stated in our trust.
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-Besides, you have a perfectly
fine automobile.
-My car is an eyesore.
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It's a 2007, Desiree.
You don't need a new Mercedes
every year.
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Fine, whatever. Just stick to
the plan, all right?
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-I'm counting on you.
-Yeah.
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Shouldn't be too difficult,
she's been begging for it
for years.
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(WHISTLING)
Ladies and gentlemen
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please allow me the honor
of presenting
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at her official debut,
Ms. Torrance Caldwell.
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She will be escorted by
her father
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-Mr. Lawrence Caldwell III.
-(APPLAUSE)
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You know, if this wasn't a
front for another one of
your pranks
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Mom and Dad would have been
so proud.
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Thanks.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the future leader of
your children.
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-Brian. Brian, come here.
-It's Ryan.
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-Brian, come here.
-It's Ryan.
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I gotta tell you something
I'm not gonna tell you.
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Before I devoted myself
and sacrificed myself
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to getting votes and being
loved by everyone
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and helping people
with their hearts and souls
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I wanted to be a bartender
like the Jerry Maguire in
the cocktail.
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-(DRUNK MUMBLING)
-Um, could you excuse me?
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I'm a badass!
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Peter, people are watching.
Ryan, stop. Ryan.
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Hey, if that ends up on the
Interweb, I will have you
raped by a wizard.
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-Glass of champagne.
-Yeah, and that is a promise,
not a threat.
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Yeah?
What's it worth to you, Peter?
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PETER: Everything you've got,
ever.
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-Hey, Barbie.
-Milan,
it's so nice to see you.
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You haven't been around
much lately.
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You wouldn't believe how much
work the Gifted Child
Foundation is.
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-Really?
-I can't believe my mother
started it singlehandedly.
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-Yes.
-Oh, and congratulations on
that whole Miss Carolina
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thing. What an honor. You
know, I didn't realize they
let married ladies compete.
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Well,
we had just gotten engaged,
so I was still eligible.
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Oh, hello, Peter.
How have you been?
Plotting the senate yet?
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The campaign is like a
well-oiled machine.
The campaign machine.
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-Politics.
-I think it's time to go.
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-Ryan, how are you?
-Good, how are you?
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Good. So how's the whole movie
thing been going?
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-It's um...
-It's...
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I'm sorry, I just haven't seen
you since...
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Torrance. Torrance.
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Sorry,
didn't mean to scare you.
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-It's okay, I'm a little
distracted tonight.
-It's a big night.
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Yeah.
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Did I tell you I got an agent?
I guess those acting classes
paid off.
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I mean, everything's happening
so quickly.
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You know, this whole
scene can be
pretty overwhelming.
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Just do yourself a favor.
Don't lose yourself in
their world.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, we've all been very
fortunate. But most of them
use their wealth and privilege
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only to benefit themselves.
They have everything they want
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yet they'd do anything for
a little more.
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I don't know, I guess what
I'm trying to say is...
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Boo.
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-Obsessed much?
-Tan much?
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She is beautiful.
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-When you gonna get the nerve
to ask her out?
-Who's that, Milan?
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-Mhm.
-We're just old friends.
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-It'd be weird.
-Yeah, right.
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Charles, why don't you
jump in the pool with
the girls?
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Well, first of all, they
aren't playing with
the right equipment.
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And secondly,
you know I can't swim.
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Oh my, you'll have to pardon
me. Charles just found his
dessert for the evening.
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Yoo hoo!
Young man, may I have a word
with you?
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-Yo.
-Hey.
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I guess this is why I rarely
attend these things.
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Ah, they're just blowing
off steam.
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From what? Deciding whether
to summer in the Vineyard
or Lake Cuomo?
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Sorry, I just don't feel I'm
part of this world anymore.
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(SIGHS) Well, that's too bad
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because I would love a little
of you in my world.
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Blaine, you never let up.
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You know, I'm not one of
your little debutarts.
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You know, I was planning on
laying on pretty thick tonight
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but I have just been myself
around you.
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-Really?
-I don't know what it is.
I'm comfortable with you.
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I don't have to pull any
tricks, you know?
You're too smart for that.
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-The champagne's hitting me
pretty hard.
-Here.
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-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
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-Whoa.
-Whoa. Um
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why don't we get you some
water? Come on.
Here, watch yourself.
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Right this way.
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Let me get you that water.
Be right back.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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Absolutely. Here, I got it.
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What kind of girl do you think
I am, huh?
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I think I have an idea.
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What's that? Move it.
There we go.
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Once this hits the Internet,
Milan is finished.
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-Hey!
-Sh!
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I'll be goddamned,
it's a wooden door.
It's hardwood.
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Fine. Oh, gorgeous.
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-You know what, I'm gonna
get something in the bathroom.
-Okay.
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What are you guys doing?
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-Des, why do you have
my camera?
-Sh.
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-You don't wanna see this.
-Why?
What the fuck is going on?
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-So, you miss me?
-Hold on a second.
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BLAINE: Jeez, I wanted this
for a long time.
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-Are you all right?
-I can't. I just don't...
I don't feel right.
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00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,131
-What's wrong?
What's the matter?
-I just don't feel right.
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RYAN: What are you guys doing?
This isn't funny!
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-April Fool's Day, bitch.
-Hey, what's wrong?
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Hey, hey!
What's the matter with you?
Are you all right?
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She's falling backwards,
get her! (YELLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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-Milan!
-(SCREAMING)
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TORRANCE: Please get up!
Please!
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00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,600
Are you okay?
Just get up, please!
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00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,271
Call someone!
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00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,042
Come on, wake up! Wake up!
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00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,183
What have you guys done?
(SOBBING)
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What have you guys done?
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The terms of the trust clearly
delineate that any outwards
and evident citations
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of questionable character
and/or any illegal activity
are grounds for removal.
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In light of the inquiry into
the death of Milan Hastings
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and with the more recent
allegations of
sexual misconduct
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involving Mr. Cartier,
I have no choice but to
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revoke his responsibilities
as executor of
the Cartier estate
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and hereby designate Desiree
Cartier primary beneficiary in
control of the family trust.
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(KNOCK)
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On today's edition of Susan
Moyer, we are headed to
the South
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where an April Fool's Day
prank turns tragic.
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Now this case has been
dragging on for months, and
joining us now via satellite
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is WDBZ of the Carolinas'
reporter Seaton Motley.
Seaton?
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-Hey, Susan.
-Hello, Seaton. So this
started as just your
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run-of-the-mill debutant ball,
is that right?
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00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:47,827
Well no, not exactly.
It was hosted by the city's
elite Cartier family.
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00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:51,397
-Oh, the Kennedys of the
Carolinas, right?
-Well, yeah.
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-But someone died.
-Yeah.
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Died. At a ball.
This is supposed to celebrate
someone coming out
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-not going out.
-Well what came out at the
hearing is
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that it was all supposed to be
a prank, but obviously, it
turned out horribly wrong.
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Yeah, very wrong.
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Now, viewers, what you are
about to see is not for the
faint of heart.
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-Hey, hey, she's falling
backwards. Someone get her!
-Milan!
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(CRASH) (SCREAMS) Milan!
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Toxicology reports that the
socialite died from
an adverse reaction
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of a drug. I believe it was a
rufie, is that right, Seaton?
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-That's correct.
-Now, here we have this rich
kid, Blaine Cartier.
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He has got a history of
sexual misconduct
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and no one is raising
red flags here?
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Alleged sexual misconduct.
To be fair
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these debutants started coming
out of the woodwork after the
story broke, so
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they could be riding the media
bandwagon for all we know.
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That may be so. Also joining
us today is gossip
columnist and blog king
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-Charles Lansford.
-Hello, Susan.
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Hello, Charles.
So, you not only report on
the elite
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you're a member of the inner
circle as well.
As a matter of fact
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you just finished writing a
book, in a record amount of
time I might add
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00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,407
regarding this particular
case, is that right?
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00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:12,712
Thank you, yes I have. And my
book is titled, Lifestyles of
the Rich and Deadly
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and will be available in
stores across the nation on
July 8th.
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Well, from what I've been
told, you were actually
considered a coconspirator
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00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:23,956
-in this case.
-Actually, the media
misconstrued that...
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00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:27,627
Listen, here's what I'm trying
to figure out is exactly what
went wrong that night.
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What started out trying to
catch a couple of kids,
pardon the expression
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with their pants down, ended
up with this young woman
falling to her death.
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00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:40,673
The Cartiers were trying to
embarrass Milan Hastings
for quite some time.
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You see, Desiree Cartier had
a long-standing
rivalry with her.
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Susan, I want to add one more
thing, too. This is not the
first time that one of the
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Cartiers' stunts has landed
them in hot water.
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We have to take a quick
commercial break.
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When we come back,
more on the Cartier son
and his dalliances...
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00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:11,270
Don't feel bad, Blaine,
it happens to a lot of guys.
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00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,873
I've had a lot on my
mind lately.
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00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,704
-(DOG WHINING)
-Milton?
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00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,076
Elton?
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00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,181
-Milton!
-(DOG BARKING)
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00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,889
-Eltie? (WHISTLING)
-(DOG BARKING)
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00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,962
(DOG WHIMPERING)
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00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:18,070
-Milton!
-(DOG BARKING)
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00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,574
-Come on, smoochy bear.
-(DOG CRYING)
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00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,478
Elton?
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00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,648
Elton!
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00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,585
-Milton!
-(DOG BARKING)
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00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,694
Eltie?
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00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,698
-(DOG WHINES) (SPLASH)
-Elton!
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00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:54,473
Eltie? Eltie! Swim! Swim,
Eltie! Come on, boy!
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00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,775
Elton!
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00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,677
Oh, God!
318
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:08,187
What the fuck?
319
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:14,093
(SCREAMING)
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00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:54,120
-Ms. Cartier.
-Jesus!
321
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,856
I'm sorry, Ms. Cartier,
I didn't mean to frighten you.
322
00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:02,661
It's fine, Wilford.
I'm just having a rough
morning, that's all.
323
00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:07,366
-I found this at the door
earlier this morning.
-Thank you.
324
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:13,305
-Do you know where Blaine is?
-I believe he spent the night
downtown at the Cartier suite.
325
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:17,109
-Is everything all right?
-Yeah, everything is fine.
Thank you.
326
00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:11,330
(PHONE RINGING)
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00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,971
What up, it's Blaine.
Leave a message if you want.
I could care less.
328
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:43,029
-Hey!
-Shit! I'm sorry!
329
00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,964
-Watch it, bitch.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
330
00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:47,966
What is your problem?
331
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:15,561
Go away.
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00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,829
Yeah, I don't need anything,
come back later.
333
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,299
Open the fucking door, Blaine.
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00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,169
(SIGHS)
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00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,748
It's so dark in here.
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00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:44,290
So, I got this this morning.
Wanna know what it is?
337
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:53,699
I wouldn't worry about it.
I'm sure it's just somebody
trying to screw with you.
338
00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:00,306
Yeah? Then they're trying
to screw with you, too.
339
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,249
-How do they know
I'm staying here?
-I don't know!
340
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:13,452
-What? You think it's a joke?
-Well I don't know, Des,
you tell me.
341
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,955
-You're the expert, right?
-Oh, come on.
342
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:21,760
Well, considering your track
record, I don't think it's
that far off from the truth.
343
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:29,701
I've spent the past year
regretting what happened
to Milan.
344
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:34,573
But it was an accident,
and I've finally come to terms
with that.
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00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,916
What if someone has something
on us, Des?
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00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,719
-I can't go through
another hearing.
-They don't.
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00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,189
We didn't kill Milan.
348
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:54,126
Look, I say we just go to
the gravesite and see what
they want.
349
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,245
Hey.
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00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:51,183
Hey. How are you?
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00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:54,820
I'm okay.
352
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:03,195
I never really got a chance
to say goodbye to her,
you know?
353
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,333
Yeah, me neither.
354
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:15,641
-How are you?
-I'm okay.
355
00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:20,045
It still haunts me, you know?
356
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,849
You didn't really have
anything to do with it.
357
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,985
It still happened at my debut.
358
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,155
(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
359
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:40,832
It's all bullshit. They don't
even care that she's dead,
they just care about their
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00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,468
reputations.
361
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:45,671
-Hey, guys.
BOTH: Hey.
362
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,945
-So, you guys get the
invitation too?
-Is it just us four?
363
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,789
I guess not.
364
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,665
Well, just like old times.
365
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,167
-Blaine.
-Peter.
366
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,637
It's good to see you.
367
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,441
It's good to see you. Desiree.
368
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:27,245
-I'm assuming we're here
because of you? Ringleader?
-Don't start with me, Peter.
369
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:30,549
Well, looks like there's no
big surprises around the
corner, so.
370
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,151
-If you'll excuse us.
-Hold on a sec.
371
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:38,023
-You guys expecting a package?
-Who's it from?
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00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:41,360
-M. Hastings?
-What?
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00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:45,331
-Can I get someone to sign
for it?
-I'll do it.
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00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,670
Okay, thank you.
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00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:03,482
"Dear friends, a year has
passed since my tragic death.
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00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:07,786
"I was hoping one of you
would for once
accept responsibility."
377
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:11,990
-What else?
-"But you didn't. I know which
one of you is responsible.
378
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:16,762
"The question is,
are you capable of
admitting it?
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00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:22,834
"If my murderer doesn't come
forward, then each and every
one of you will...
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00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,504
"will die throughout the
course of this
April Fool's Day.
381
00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:29,641
"If you go to the police,
you will die. And if you think
this is some sort of prank
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00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:36,582
"please see the enclosed.
All my love, Milan."
383
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:40,318
-Desiree, if this is another
one of your stupid pranks...
-Are you serious?
384
00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,287
What, you think I would joke
about something like this?
385
00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,623
Well, what the hell's
goin' on?
386
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,092
-What's that?
-"The enclosed."
387
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,069
-It's Charles.
-What is this, a joke?
388
00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:02,641
No, creepier. The guy who made
a fortune off our miseries
is back for more.
389
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:07,278
(CHARLES SCREAMING)
390
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:13,118
-He can't swim.
-(CHARLES SCREAMING)
391
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,229
(CHARLES SCREAMING)
392
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,948
-What the fuck is that?
-You know what?
I'm not buyin' it.
393
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:45,851
But is this his idea of
a joke?
394
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,387
Say, everybody, it's been
great catching up, but Barbie
and I simply don't have time
395
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:53,425
-for this kind of...stuff
anymore. So, afternoon.
-Peter.
396
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:57,128
-Peter. Peter, come on, man.
-We should just call the cops.
397
00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,832
What, and have everyone laugh
at us for one of Charles'
dumbass pranks?
398
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:04,436
-I don't think so.
I say we go to his house.
-What? No, it's not safe.
399
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,806
Des, please. Come on,
the guy's just fucking
with us.
400
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,911
-Let's go.
-Thank you.
401
00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,150
Hey, let's try around back.
402
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,459
Charles!
403
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,398
Charles!
404
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:24,382
-Oh, my God!
-Wait!
405
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:27,285
Hey!
406
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,621
Give me your hand!
Give me your hand!
407
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:33,124
He's okay. Just calm down.
408
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:37,328
-(CRYING)
-Get her out of here!
409
00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:39,898
We're gonna call the cops!
410
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,300
(DOG BARKING)
411
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,672
(DOG BARKING)
412
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,811
(DOG BARKING)
413
00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:13,364
You guys all right?
I had to grab the dog,
I couldn't leave him.
414
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:20,171
-Charles is dead.
-No shit.
Look, I say we just...
415
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:24,109
-We just need to gather our
senses here and...
-If the person
416
00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:26,978
who killed Milan doesn't
come forward, then any one of
us could be next.
417
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,715
Ryan, slow down, all right?
Who's to say any of us
killed her?
418
00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:33,084
And whoever this is could be
bluffing, or crazy, or they
could have even killed Milan.
419
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,320
-Look,
we need to call the cops.
-I don't know about you
420
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,789
sweetie, but if I get
implicated in another fucking
murder in this town
421
00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:40,592
-I'm fuckin' finished.
-Don't talk to her like that,
okay?
422
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:42,493
Sounds to me like you're the
one hiding something, Blaine.
423
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,395
I don't have anything to hide.
424
00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:47,332
-I was with all of you guys at
the damn cemetery.
-Not last night, you weren't.
425
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,602
-And that video was obviously
made at night.
-I was in my suite last night.
426
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,871
-All night with Sarah.
You can ask her.
-Is that true?
427
00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:55,907
Tell him, Des.
428
00:42:55,974 --> 00:43:00,345
-Well, you were alone when
I showed up at your hotel.
-Fine.
429
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:04,950
-Where were you last night?
-I was at home! Any of the
servants can verify that.
430
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:07,585
-Can they?
-Yes, they can, and where were
you, Ryan?
431
00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:10,421
-I was at my apartment doing
a project.
-Do you have any witnesses?
432
00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:12,523
-I live alone.
-Look, I can stay.
433
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,393
I'll call the cops and tell
them that I found Charles.
434
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:18,096
I was at rehearsal last night,
the casting director will say
I was there.
435
00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,432
-All night?
-Yeah, the director can vouch
for me.
436
00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:24,035
-Good God, Torrance.
-Who are you to criticize me,
Desiree?
437
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:29,240
Look, guys, let's calm down.
I saw we make an anonymous
call from a payphone
438
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:33,812
and go on with our business.
This is for the cops!
439
00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:37,215
Let them find Charles' body
and decide for themselves.
440
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,886
He's right.
441
00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:47,092
-You make the call.
-Thanks, Ryan.
442
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:53,264
Well I have to go cover a
pageant. I can't afford to
lose the fucking gig, so uh...
443
00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:57,435
Barbie will be there, I'll
tell her about Charles.
Torrance, can I get a ride?
444
00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:08,113
Look, I think there's a
payphone on the corner of 5th.
445
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,950
-Are you sure you wanna
do this?
-What other choice do we have?
446
00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,794
Peter Welling for Senate.
447
00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:26,865
Peter Welling for President.
448
00:44:26,932 --> 00:44:31,903
I can be an astronaut if I
want to be, I can be a racecar
driver...uh, come in.
449
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:38,309
That's far enough right there.
What you got?
450
00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,345
Just the new poll numbers.
451
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,547
-And how are they?
-Not so hot.
452
00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:45,984
That's fine. Uh, Stewart,
you don't have to come
any closer.
453
00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:48,653
I thought after that pro-life
rally I'd be on top.
454
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,655
Peter, it's April 1st.
455
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:53,524
We talked about the fact that
this one-year anniversary
would haunt us.
456
00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:56,728
-No, I just didn't realize.
-It's okay, we'll just do a
little bit of spin control.
457
00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,930
You know, we'll do a few more
visits, some town
hall meetings.
458
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:01,366
Hey, there's that new
pediatric wing that's opening
up this week.
459
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:05,636
Nah, no, that's fine,
I'm not gonna do that. I don't
like the smell of those.
460
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,538
What, hospitals?
461
00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:10,441
No, the babies. I don't like
the...they got the little the
hands and the...
462
00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,110
-faces.
-Peter.
463
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:14,112
-Yeah?
-You're gonna have
to do something.
464
00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:15,814
Okay? It's your first
campaign. If you don't come
out on top, it's gonna set you
465
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:21,186
-back for years.
-Stewart, no.
It's gonna be okay.
466
00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:24,322
I'm kinda in the middle of
something right now, so...
467
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,259
Okay.
468
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,599
You're doing a heck of a job.
469
00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:39,570
I can be whatever I want to
be. I can be God.
470
00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:53,118
Hi, this is Barbie Reynolds,
please leave a brief message,
and I'll return your call.
471
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:57,455
-Still no answer.
-Look, don't panic yet,
all right? If she's in the
472
00:45:57,522 --> 00:46:01,492
middle of an event, she's
probably not picking up.
Plus, Ryan should be with her
473
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:04,495
-by now.
-Oh, knock it off!
474
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:05,997
(DOG WHIMPER)
475
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,448
(PHONE RINGING)
476
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,619
-Yeah.
-How can we help you today?
477
00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:30,321
-Hi, I just need to get
an address.
-All right.
478
00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:32,623
Yeah, I still can't get a hold
of Peter and Barbie
479
00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,993
and now Ryan's not answering
his phone.
480
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,296
-Look, Desiree, don't panic.
-I'm not panicking!
481
00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,331
-Shut up!
-(DOG BARKING)
482
00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:45,736
-Listen, what time do you get
off set?
-Wait, first I need to
483
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,539
-tell you what Ryan said
earlier today.
-Why, what did he say?
484
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:51,376
He was acting strange and
saying some weird things.
It was creeping me out.
485
00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:56,147
-Hey, listen, I gotta call
you back, all right?
-Wait, Desiree!
486
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:59,684
-What did the police say?
-I called the courier service.
487
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,654
What, are you gonna ship
Charles' body to them?
488
00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:07,392
No, I was thinking the courier
said it came from M. Hastings.
489
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:12,363
So there had to be an
address attached, right?
So I found out what it was.
490
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,300
1443 Smith Street.
491
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:19,837
-Yeah, but we don't know
anyone who lives around here.
-Yes, we do.
492
00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:22,874
Ryan.
493
00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,523
(LOW CHATTER)
494
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:59,177
-Now let's get one with
Ms. Carolina.
-Miss.
495
00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:00,245
Miss.
496
00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:08,219
All right, Miss Carolina,
you can take 15 now.
497
00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:10,521
I just need the young ladies.
498
00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:15,994
-(SCREAM)
-Whoa!
499
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,635
Shit, how are we supposed
to find Ryan?
500
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:27,005
I'll go find him,
you get to Barbie.
501
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,677
Excuse me, Miss Carolina?
502
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,813
Miss Carolina, Miss Carolina,
Miss Carolina, out the
door and to the right.
503
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,216
Just go fix it. Just fix it.
504
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,786
I know that, and if I had
wanted blue toothpicks,
I would have ordered...
505
00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:58,136
-Oh my god, Barbie!
-Oh, God dammit, can't I just
relax before a shoot?
506
00:48:58,203 --> 00:48:59,904
Oh my God, you're okay!
507
00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:02,173
Of course I'm okay. Are you
acting crazy after all the
508
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,242
bullshit at the
cemetery earlier?
509
00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:08,513
-Well?
-I'm sorry, Miss Carolina.
510
00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:11,616
The circuit breaker's been
acting up. It seem to only be
affecting your room.
511
00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:13,718
We do have somebody
working on it, and I'm sorry.
512
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,055
Guess they're just gonna
have to wait for their little
shoot now, aren't they?
513
00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:22,760
-Wait, Ryan talked you,
didn't he?
-I saw him at the pageant.
514
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:26,597
And he didn't say anything
about Charles?
About what we found?
515
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,934
I can't see shit. I'm gonna go
out there looking like
Amy Winehouse.
516
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,737
-(KNOCKING)
-Yes?
517
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,939
Me, again.
These just came for you.
518
00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,507
Oh.
519
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,579
What a sweetie.
520
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,948
Who are they from?
521
00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,852
Is there something in
the vase?
522
00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:51,356
-Maybe the florist...
-Oh, fuck!
523
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:55,660
Oh, my God, are you okay?
I'll get you a towel.
Don't worry about it.
524
00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,379
Do you mind?
525
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,769
-(PHONE BEEPING)
-God dammit!
526
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,874
-What the hell?
-(KNOCKING)
527
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:46,511
It's two minutes,
Ms. Reynolds.
528
00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:48,913
What about my goddamn lights?
529
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,619
-(ELECTRIC SOUND)
-(SCREAM)
530
00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:08,366
Oh my God, Barbie! Oh my God!
(SCREAMS)
531
00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,067
Oh, my God!
532
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,630
Where's Barbie?
533
00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:47,205
What? No, no, no.
She was right here.
534
00:51:47,272 --> 00:51:51,809
She was right here, and the...
the vase...the vase was
on the...
535
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,911
After what happened today?
536
00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:58,249
-It's a sick joke.
-No, no!
537
00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:03,087
She was... She was right...
538
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,195
(PHONE BEEPING)
539
00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:21,206
"Milan," what?
540
00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,177
"She'll kill us both." What?
541
00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:33,050
Blaine, listen to me!
542
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:36,120
Ryan, I know what I saw.
543
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:39,224
Look, Des
544
00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:43,661
just because of what happened
with Charles
545
00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:47,432
we can't let our imaginations
run wild. We have to keep it
together, okay?
546
00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:51,269
-No, you sent the package to
the cemetery!
-No, I didn't.
547
00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:54,004
-And you sent the roses!
-Des, I didn't send anything
to anybody.
548
00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:58,643
-Tell him, Blaine.
-Look, we called the courier
service, all right?
549
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,178
They said the package came
from your address.
550
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,448
So fuckin' what?
551
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:06,183
All of you know my address.
Any one of you could have
sent it.
552
00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:09,687
Hell, I get letters from
Peter's goddamn campaign
office every day.
553
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,856
-And I'm a Democrat!
-Shit.
554
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,325
-Shit, Peter!
-Exactly!
555
00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:16,494
Instead of standing here
pointing fingers at each other
556
00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,162
let's go check on Peter.
557
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,168
(GLASS BREAKING)
558
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:29,474
(SHUFFLING)
559
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,115
It's just your imagination.
560
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,951
(FLOOR CREAKING)
561
00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:50,060
(SCREAMING)
562
00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:58,168
-You okay?
-Yeah.
563
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,470
Cut!
564
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:03,207
What the hell, Chuck?
What's goin' on with my
blood pumps?
565
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:06,511
-I don't know what the
problem is.
-Fuck me.
566
00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:10,448
All right,
let's redress the set!
567
00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:12,850
-Can someone get me Emily?
-(LAUGHING)
568
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:16,253
All right, Torrance, why don't
you go on back your trailer?
It's gonna be a little while.
569
00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:17,355
-All right?
-Yeah.
570
00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:19,990
There you go, okay.
571
00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:22,560
-Chuck, how long's it
gonna take?
-Ten, fifteen minutes.
572
00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:24,429
All right, we got an hour!
573
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:41,612
-(HISSING)
-April fools!
574
00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:45,950
You assholes. Sorry, hon,
they've been getting'
everybody all day with that.
575
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:10,074
-What's this?
-Just read it.
576
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,913
-So what? Peter and Milan
had an affair.
-Is that true?
577
00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:22,653
This could mean one of two
things. Either Peter and Milan
continued this affair
578
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:26,924
and Barbie killed her, or B,
Peter killed Milan to cover up
a potential scandal.
579
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,859
Yeah, but then who
killed Barbie?
580
00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:31,562
-We don't even know that
Barbie's dead. And even if
she is, maybe she came forward
581
00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:36,200
about killing Milan and then
the killer came forward
and killed Barbie.
582
00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:40,204
-Wait, wait, what?
-You know what?
I know what I saw.
583
00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:44,675
And we all saw Charles!
I mean, something is not
adding up.
584
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:50,214
We don't know what's
going on, all right?
But the way we left Charles
585
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,984
it's just not right.
I gotta call the police.
586
00:55:54,051 --> 00:55:57,522
Right, I'll deal with the
consequences. I know that
I didn't kill Milan.
587
00:55:57,588 --> 00:56:01,492
I don't care is somebody
has evidence.
The fact is, I'm innocent.
588
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,096
(DIALING)
589
00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:09,500
-South One Police Station.
-Hi, it's Blaine Cartier.
I need to report a murder.
590
00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:11,969
I'll direct your call
to homicide.
591
00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:17,808
-Homicide.
-Hi, this is Blaine Cartier.
I need to report at murder.
592
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:23,981
What? Blaine Cartier?
Listen, son, these pranks
need to stop.
593
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:27,151
This is the fifth phone call
I've received from you today.
594
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:31,456
If this is the real Blaine
Cartier, the next call I get
from you better be
595
00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:33,758
you reporting your own murder.
596
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:37,027
We're so screwed.
597
00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:53,944
Excuse me, do you know
where we could find
Peter Welling?
598
00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:56,914
I think you just missed him,
hon. You can check his
office, and if he's not there
599
00:56:56,981 --> 00:56:58,549
he's probably left for
his appointment.
600
00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:01,085
-He's parks on the
basement level.
-I'll go look in his office.
601
00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:03,688
If he's not there,
we'll check the garage.
602
00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:30,581
Where is she?
603
00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:33,518
-I don't know,
she was just right here.
-(SCREAM)
604
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:36,220
(CHUCKLES)
Beautiful, just beautiful.
605
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:44,529
-Peter!
-Desiree, what do you want?
606
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:48,098
-Peter, I need to talk to you.
-Nope. Nope, I'm not
getting involved this time.
607
00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:52,269
-Peter, listen to me, dammit.
Listen to me.
-What?
608
00:57:52,336 --> 00:57:55,372
-I need to talk to you...
-Look, I have to earn the
voters' confidence!
609
00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:57,608
-Listen to me!
-I have votes to earn, okay?
610
00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:00,545
-Please, you have
to explain this.
-My value wagon.
611
00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,279
(DESIREE SCREAMS)
612
00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:09,954
Oh, no!
613
00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,084
Peter!
614
00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:46,223
Oh, he got Peter!
615
00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:12,983
(CRYING)
616
00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:52,422
(DIALING)
617
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:58,663
-Hello?
-Where are you? I've called
you like 100 times!
618
00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:01,498
-I'm at Peter's office,
where you left me.
-Peter is dead!
619
01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:05,169
-He got run over by his
value wagon!
-What? (LAUGHING)
620
01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:07,838
Why are you laughing?
I'm serious!
621
01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:10,808
-All right, where's the van?
Are you following it?
-Yeah, I'm following it now.
622
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:15,245
Desiree, hey look,
where are you? Tell me
exactly where you're at.
623
01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:18,448
-Shit, I think she sees me.
-What?
624
01:00:18,515 --> 01:00:22,186
What? Who sees you?
Desiree, what are you talking
about? What's going on?
625
01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:26,356
-Milan.
-Milan? What the hell are you
talking about?
626
01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:30,060
Desiree! Hey, hello? Hey!
627
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,395
Shit!
628
01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,108
(HONKING)
629
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:20,945
Shit!
630
01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,653
(PHONE RINGING)
631
01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,725
-Des, you okay?
-Blaine, I lost it.
632
01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:13,130
Okay, look. Slow down
and tell me where you're at.
I'll come get you.
633
01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:16,300
-Are you hurt?
-Wait, I see it! Wait!
634
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:18,235
You see the van?
Where are you?
635
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:20,737
I'm on Kellogg and Oakline.
636
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:22,706
-Okay, look Just stay there...
-Look, I gotta go!
637
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,233
Oh, no. Torrance.
638
01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:07,651
-Do you have a drive-on?
-Yeah, I'm here to see
Torrance Caldwell
639
01:03:07,717 --> 01:03:10,120
-for Boogie Blades 2.
-Is she expecting you?
640
01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:12,556
Yes, I have a drive-on.
Please.
641
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,791
-Your name?
-Desiree Cartier.
642
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,063
-Okay, you can go in.
-Thank you.
643
01:03:29,606 --> 01:03:32,276
-Excuse me, where is Torrance
Caldwell's trailer?
-Oh, fifth one down.
644
01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:34,945
Here, thanks.
645
01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:20,557
Jesus! Oh, my God.
646
01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:28,432
-You look like Milan.
-Desiree, it's a wig.
It's for the movie.
647
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:32,402
Listen, Peter and Barbie are
dead, and I think that the
murderer is after you
648
01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,939
because I followed him here.
649
01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:37,007
Look, we can't stay here.
It's not safe.
650
01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:39,276
Desiree,
you're not making sense!
651
01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:43,847
I have to get ready for the
next scene.
652
01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:48,919
Jesus, I think I'm losing my
mind. I think they're dead,
I saw them, and then...
653
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:57,427
-You have to tell me what Ryan
said to you at the cemetery.
-I don't know.
654
01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:01,365
I mean, he was so angry.
He kept on saying how we
all got what we deserved
655
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,267
for causing Milan's death.
656
01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:06,770
He was always in love
with her.
657
01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:10,040
There's something you need
to know about Ryan.
658
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:13,810
-Something I should have said
a long time ago.
-What?
659
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:15,912
What the hell is going on?
660
01:05:17,214 --> 01:05:20,050
-You okay?
-Yeah, where's Ryan?
661
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:22,819
He took off in a hurry after
you called.
He kept mumbling something
662
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:25,555
about needing to get more
information off of the laptop.
663
01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:28,892
Listen, I don't know what
this means, but
664
01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:32,762
for the past year, I've caught
him more than once
watching me.
665
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:34,965
Watching you?
666
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,934
Yeah.
667
01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:41,771
He was hiding,
and I think he was
videotaping me.
668
01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:44,508
I was on a date and he was
outside the restaurant.
669
01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:47,811
I was at the mall, and he
was even in
the parking garage.
670
01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:50,780
-What?
-Okay, so he's got a fetish.
671
01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:53,984
I know he's a weird guy,
but just because he has an
odd hobby
672
01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:58,055
-doesn't make him a murderer.
-That's exactly why I didn't
say anything. But now
673
01:05:58,122 --> 01:06:02,726
I don't know.
It was really uncomfortable
giving him a ride home.
674
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,829
Yeah, but who else is he
spying on with that
video camera?
675
01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:07,564
Is he taping us?
676
01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:12,202
Torrance, can you take Elton?
677
01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:14,238
Let's go figure this out.
678
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,554
Do you think it was okay
we left Torrance at set?
679
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:33,590
Des, she'll be fine,
all right?
680
01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:36,726
She said the director was
taking her home and that there
was more security than
681
01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:39,996
crewmembers on that thing.
682
01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:44,534
-There's not even anyone
famous in that movie, right?
-Here's Ryan's apartment.
683
01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:08,425
(BABY CRYING)
684
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:13,330
-Shithole.
-I believe the term is
heroin chic.
685
01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,469
This is it.
686
01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:32,616
Now what?
687
01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,587
Bingo.
688
01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:43,627
Jesus.
689
01:07:46,963 --> 01:07:50,267
God, did someone die in here?
690
01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:16,293
Holy shit.
691
01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:58,835
What's this?
692
01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,405
I have no idea.
693
01:09:13,383 --> 01:09:14,818
No, wait.
694
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,450
I believe we've moved
beyond a hobby here.
695
01:09:48,552 --> 01:09:53,156
"I have proof." The letter
that we got said,
"I have proof."
696
01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:55,559
It's definitely him,
all right.
697
01:09:56,893 --> 01:10:00,196
-Who are you calling?
-911. What's your emergency?
698
01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:02,632
Three people have been
murdered, put me through
to homicide.
699
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,402
-What's your name, sir?
-Anonymous caller.
700
01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:14,611
We're at the Windsor
Apartments at 5th and Smith.
Apartment 211.
701
01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:16,880
Okay.
702
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,482
There have been three
murders, we believe we know
the person responsible...
703
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,116
(DOOR OPENS)
704
01:10:23,287 --> 01:10:24,721
(DOOR CLOSES)
705
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,272
(PHONE RINGS)
706
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:49,279
Hello, you've reached Ryan.
I'm not around.
You know what to do.
707
01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:52,449
Hi Ryan, this is Emily from
the Miss Carolina pageant.
708
01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,651
Please call me when you
get in. Thank you.
709
01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,630
(GASPING)
710
01:11:11,568 --> 01:11:12,702
(COUGHING)
711
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:17,073
Ryan, Ryan, hang in there,
buddy! Hey, hey, hey!
712
01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:20,344
-Hey, hey, Ryan!
-Oh, my God!
713
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:24,247
-Come on, buddy. Stay with me.
-What? What?
714
01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:27,717
-Don't you...
-No!
715
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:31,455
-(GURGLING)
-Ryan.
716
01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,424
Wait, wait.
717
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,193
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
718
01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:44,801
Please, please, Ryan!
719
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,711
-What's that?
-It's the knife that got him.
720
01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:02,051
Des, someone's
trying to set us up.
We gotta get out of here.
721
01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:05,422
-What are you doing?
-We gotta get out of here.
Come on.
722
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:10,059
-No!
-Des, let's go, let's go!
723
01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:18,702
No, that call was a hang-up.
724
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:22,806
Man, if this is another
goddamn April Fool's joke,
I'm gonna shoot somebody
725
01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,374
in the ass.
726
01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:36,052
Ah shit, man.
I forgot my cuffs.
727
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:39,122
-So, go get 'em.
-All right,
I'll be right back.
728
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:20,029
Hey,
you guys have a nice night.
729
01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:23,600
RADIO:
Hey, Paul, it was not a prank.
-You too, officer.
730
01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:43,753
(PHONE RINGS)
731
01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:46,723
-Hello?
-Torrance, it's not Ryan.
He's dead.
732
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:50,527
-Listen, whoever is doing this
is still out there.
-Desiree, slow down.
733
01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:53,830
The killer!
The killer is still out there.
You are not safe.
734
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:57,133
Listen, are you still with
your director friend?
735
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,604
No, he's having a rehearsal
with one of the child actors.
736
01:14:00,670 --> 01:14:03,039
Okay, well you're not safe
alone, so just
737
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,610
come over as soon as you can.
We'll be safer together, okay?
738
01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:08,478
-How do I know that?
-What?
739
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,848
Desiree, I'm sorry, but you
are the common denominator
on all these murders.
740
01:14:11,915 --> 01:14:14,518
What? How could you say that?
741
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:17,721
You were there at every
murder. How do I know that
you're not the one doing this?
742
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:22,526
Torrance, that's insane.
Just... Just come over
as soon as you can.
743
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:26,129
Sorry, Des,
I think I'll take my chances.
744
01:14:26,195 --> 01:14:28,832
-What?
-What'd she say?
745
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:33,336
She said... She said she's not
coming over.
746
01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:37,507
Fuck her.
747
01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:58,494
Wilford? I'll check upstairs.
748
01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,624
(SOMETHING FALLING)
749
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:29,893
Blaine?
750
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:32,896
(TAPPING SOUNDS)
751
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,400
(TAPPING)
752
01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:51,848
(WHISPERING) Desiree.
753
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:02,892
(GLASS BREAKING)
754
01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:06,730
(SCREAMS)
755
01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:16,339
Oh, my God!
756
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:28,718
(GLASS BREAKING)
757
01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:30,053
(CRYING)
758
01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:43,900
(CREEPY VOICE) Desiree!
759
01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:49,205
I'm going to find you!
760
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,375
(MUFFLED VOICE)
761
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,344
Blaine?
762
01:16:59,548 --> 01:17:02,151
Who did this? Who did this?
763
01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:05,154
-Behind you.
-I did.
764
01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:07,924
Drop the knife, Desiree.
765
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:11,560
Torrance, listen to me.
Neither one of us killed
Milan, okay?
766
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,698
-You're lying, Blaine!
-He's not lying, just...
767
01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:18,902
Just put down the gun, and
we'll sort everything out,
okay?
768
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,737
I have a better idea.
769
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,242
Charles is dead.
770
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:29,645
Barbie and Peter are dead.
771
01:17:29,713 --> 01:17:32,916
So is poor Ryan.
772
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:40,056
And then there were three.
And all you had to do was
admit that you killed Milan.
773
01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:42,692
And all of this could have
been avoided.
774
01:17:42,759 --> 01:17:46,763
It was an accident.
None of us killed her.
It was a stupid prank.
775
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:51,334
A stupid prank, huh?
So what, it was a coincidence
that the drug Des slipped
776
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,737
Milan had caused her seizure?
777
01:17:54,437 --> 01:17:56,672
No way.
778
01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:01,177
-It's not true!
-Rather than coming forward,
you've chosen to let your
779
01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:03,312
friends die
780
01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:05,348
one by one.
781
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:10,987
Well, here's your last chance.
782
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:14,257
It was an accident, Torrance,
I don't know what else
to tell you.
783
01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:17,093
Please!
784
01:18:31,975 --> 01:18:35,478
Everybody said you
were hopeless
785
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:40,149
but I defended you for the
past year.
786
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:45,221
I was a fool.
People like you should
be removed from society.
787
01:18:45,288 --> 01:18:48,357
-You're a menace.
-A menace?
788
01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:50,459
You killed five people!
789
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:53,797
Those people ruined my debut!
790
01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:56,933
My ball!
That so-called party you threw
for me
791
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:01,004
was just a front for your
stupid prank. You used me!
792
01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:06,309
It's time for you to go.
793
01:19:07,310 --> 01:19:08,778
(COCKS GUN)
794
01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:11,047
-Goodbye, Desiree.
-Wait!
795
01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:16,986
Wait, I killed Milan.
I did it. I did it.
796
01:19:20,957 --> 01:19:25,661
-It was you.
-I gave her the rufie, but
I didn't mean for her to die.
797
01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:32,101
I was just trying to get back
at Blaine for
798
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:36,906
lording the inheritance over
me all this time, and I
thought that...
799
01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:42,711
I thought that if he got in
trouble... I thought if he got
caught for rufie-ing Milan...
800
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,516
I didn't know she would react
that way.
801
01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:52,856
I didn't know she would...
I didn't mean for anyone
to get involved.
802
01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:57,060
You said nothing.
You let us go through
the ringer
803
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,795
the court hearings, the press!
804
01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:02,999
-We were innocent!
-Innocent?
805
01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:05,068
Innocent?
By innocent, you mean
806
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,171
Charles, the social climbing
fag, who
807
01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:12,208
built his small empire by
exploiting Milan's death?
808
01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:16,212
Or how about Peter,
the so-called politician who
didn't have enough smarts
809
01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:18,547
to keep his dick in his pants.
810
01:20:18,614 --> 01:20:23,519
Maybe Barbie, who'd rather
send death threats to Milan
than take on marital
811
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:27,023
issues with her husband.
812
01:20:27,090 --> 01:20:31,260
Nobody...
Nobody was happier to see her
dead than them.
813
01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,998
Let's not forget about that
obsessive creep, Ryan,
who'd rather see Milan
814
01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:38,801
in a box than with
anybody else.
815
01:20:38,868 --> 01:20:43,406
And Blaine? Blaine didn't care
about anybody!
816
01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:50,046
He didn't even think twice
817
01:20:50,113 --> 01:20:53,716
about participating in my
little stunt,
and he paid dearly.
818
01:20:56,152 --> 01:21:01,991
-You are a horrible person.
-I may have accidentally
killed her
819
01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:06,629
but it takes a naive person
like yourself to call those
people innocent.
820
01:21:07,964 --> 01:21:11,067
I don't deserve to die
any more than they did.
821
01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,871
You finished?
822
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:32,721
-What?
-Boo.
823
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:45,901
April fools, bitch.
824
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:54,077
Ah, this is gonna be great for
my fag
social- climbin' website.
825
01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:55,811
Hello, Desiree.
826
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,683
-Did you get all that?
-Sounds pretty conclusive
to me.
827
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:03,352
You remember Mr. Ellsworth,
right?
828
01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:07,490
He represented me after you
killed Milan and let me take
the fall.
829
01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:17,733
I'm so happy you guys
are alive.
830
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,436
Look at her face.
That looks priceless.
831
01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:26,409
Wow, that was really good,
you guys.
832
01:22:26,475 --> 01:22:29,278
-Well, you got me.
-Ah, give it a rest, Desiree.
833
01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:32,681
-I think you've shown
your true colors.
-What?
834
01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:37,586
We all knew you had more to
do with Milan's death but,
like the investigators
835
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:39,822
we didn't have strong
enough evidence.
836
01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:44,193
We were tired of having our
reputations in jeopardy as
long as Milan's death was
837
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:48,631
still a mystery. So, after
weeks of planning, I enlisted
the help of
838
01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:52,301
my friends,
to try and provoke a
confession out of you.
839
01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:54,470
It worked.
840
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:05,814
-Wilford, why?
-Because you were always
such an insufferable bitch.
841
01:23:05,881 --> 01:23:08,484
(ALL LAUGH)
842
01:23:08,551 --> 01:23:11,720
Ah, Ryan orchestrated
most of it.
843
01:23:11,787 --> 01:23:15,258
It was his idea to dress
up Torrance and have her
haunt you as Milan.
844
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:19,562
Hell of a job, brother.
Creating the illusion was
no small task.
845
01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:22,865
We had to figure out a way
that would lead you
from one place to the next.
846
01:23:22,931 --> 01:23:26,569
Finding Charles,
Peter and Milan's
supposed affair
847
01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:31,674
Ryan's weird obsession.
Well, you get the idea.
848
01:23:35,478 --> 01:23:39,982
It's all over now, Desiree.
The prankster has become
the pranked.
849
01:23:40,683 --> 01:23:42,485
April fools.
850
01:23:44,987 --> 01:23:48,657
-But the police are after us.
-Nope.
851
01:23:48,724 --> 01:23:51,727
Actors from Torrance's movie.
We got them for scale.
852
01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:55,064
But I saw all of you die
with my own eyes!
853
01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:59,568
-I saw it.
-I got the FX guy from my
movie to help us with that.
854
01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:00,636
What?
855
01:24:01,837 --> 01:24:04,340
Did a pretty good job, huh?
856
01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:08,144
Ha! Squibs.
857
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,213
-(LOUD BANG)
-Ah!
858
01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:13,849
The gun.
859
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,553
They're blanks, Desiree.
860
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,389
-See? (GUNSHOT)
-(SCREAMS)
861
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:25,094
Oh, my.
862
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:32,768
-Oh God!
-What have you done?
863
01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:36,605
I didn't do that!
I just did what you told
me to do!
864
01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:39,875
I didn't tell you to blow
her fuckin' head off!
865
01:24:49,385 --> 01:24:51,654
-What the hell happened?
-I have no idea.
866
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,423
I guess somebody tampered
with the gun!
867
01:24:55,824 --> 01:24:59,695
-Oh, God!
-You! You planned this,
didn't you?
868
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:03,166
Are you fucking nuts?
I could have just as easily
caught this bullet!
869
01:25:03,232 --> 01:25:06,602
How could I have known, huh?
870
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:24,119
Your Honor,
I fully acknowledge,
take responsibility
871
01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:27,256
for the danger in which I've
put my family and friends
872
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:30,293
but I categorically deny any
allegations of doing so with
the intention of
873
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:31,760
killing anyone.
874
01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:36,064
Thank you.
875
01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:42,338
Torrance Caldwell, you are
hereby acquitted of all
charges in the death of
876
01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:43,672
Desiree Cartier.
877
01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:46,041
(GAVEL SOUNDS)
878
01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:49,278
Citing the cause of death
of the primary beneficiary
879
01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:51,914
I hereby name Blaine Cartier
880
01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,718
executor and sole beneficiary
of the family trust.
881
01:26:02,191 --> 01:26:04,660
Mr. Cartier will not be
answering any questions at
882
01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:06,562
this time.
883
01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:10,633
While my client is deeply
grateful for regaining control
of the Cartier estate
884
01:26:10,699 --> 01:26:14,770
he would throw it all away
if it meant having his
sister back.
885
01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:08,917
For you regular viewers,
you may remember catastrophe
886
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:12,621
in the Carolinas.
We covered it about a year
ago. Basically
887
01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:15,190
a bunch of trust fund babies
got away with murder
888
01:28:15,257 --> 01:28:18,226
when their so-called
April Fool's Day prank
889
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:21,330
resulted in the death of an
innocent altruist.
890
01:28:21,397 --> 01:28:23,866
Well folks,
justice has been served.
891
01:28:23,932 --> 01:28:27,403
Joining me now live via
live satellite is
Charles Lansford.
892
01:28:27,470 --> 01:28:30,506
He is the host of the
new show,
Charles' Celebrity Corner.
893
01:28:30,573 --> 01:28:33,542
-Hello, Susan.
-Hello, Charles.
So good to have you with us.
894
01:28:33,609 --> 01:28:38,046
Now, the last time we talked,
we were speaking about the
death of Milan Hastings.
895
01:28:38,113 --> 01:28:41,984
Now here we are, a year later,
talking about yet
another death.
896
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:46,855
This time, the woman
responsible for Ms. Hastings'
untimely demise
897
01:28:46,922 --> 01:28:49,625
-Desiree Cartier.
-That's right, Susan.
898
01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:54,830
After there was no justice
in the Hastings death, I knew
I had to do something.
899
01:28:54,897 --> 01:28:57,800
So I did a little of my own
investigating, and I suspected
900
01:28:57,866 --> 01:29:02,605
that the late Desiree Cartier
was more involved than she
originally let on.
901
01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:05,207
So, why another prank?
902
01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:09,578
Well, Desiree was never the
type to own up to any
sort of wrongdoing.
903
01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:13,549
I mean, I could of told you
that point blank. In fact,
we were summering once in
904
01:29:13,616 --> 01:29:18,587
the Cape, or was it
Mad Poisson?
I can't remember, Susan.
905
01:29:18,654 --> 01:29:21,824
-What was my point?
-So you got her to confess
this time?
906
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:24,326
-Yes.
-But, she died.
907
01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:29,998
Yes, whereas I'm glad that
the nonsense surrounding the
Hastings death
908
01:29:30,065 --> 01:29:32,200
has finally come to light.
909
01:29:32,267 --> 01:29:36,405
But at the same time,
I'm also heartbroken
910
01:29:36,472 --> 01:29:41,276
that an accident has taken
Ms. Cartier's life.
911
01:29:41,343 --> 01:29:44,813
-So she was accidentally shot?
-Yes.
912
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:49,518
I am 100% absolutely positive
that it was an accident.
913
01:29:49,585 --> 01:29:54,356
How is her brother holding up?
From what I understand, he
gains to inherit the entire
914
01:29:54,423 --> 01:29:55,691
Cartier estate.
915
01:29:55,758 --> 01:29:57,793
Well Blaine and I have been
friends for many years
916
01:29:57,860 --> 01:30:00,429
and believe me when I tell you
917
01:30:00,496 --> 01:30:05,734
no amount of money is ever
going to wash away the pain
918
01:30:05,801 --> 01:30:08,871
he is feeling right now.
He, as we all are
919
01:30:08,937 --> 01:30:13,375
is deeply disturbed by his
sister's malicious acts
920
01:30:13,442 --> 01:30:15,511
but it is still his sister.
921
01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:18,681
Well, Charles,
why don't you tell our viewers
now about your new show?
922
01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:22,518
Absolutely, Susan.
The first two episodes got
rave reviews.
923
01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:24,587
We do everything from
celebrity sightings
924
01:30:24,653 --> 01:30:26,922
to who's hot, who's not, who's
goin' up, who's goin' down
925
01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:29,257
who's goin' in and who's
goin' out.
926
01:30:30,225 --> 01:30:31,894
Chit-chat with Charles.
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