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[crowd booing]
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Thank you so much
for coming.
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We had the Amazing Donald
performing between periods
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and his rabbit got away.
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Oh, we are very familiar
with AD.
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Congrats on the charges
being dropped.
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He lost 200 pigeons at a
corporate event last month.
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[Man] Come on!
Get that bunny off the ice!
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Oh, the crowd's
getting restless.
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-[crowd booing]
-Alright. Let's do this, Shred.
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-Ok.
-Ok.
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Woah!
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-Hey!
-[crowd booing]
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We're the good guys!
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Don't engage them.
They're hockey fans.
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They'll start throwing stuff,
like their babies.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Hey! Get him!
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[thud]
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-[banging sticks]
-Okay, excuse me.
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Can I get a stick?
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Okay. Here we go.
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Ok. Here we go.
Ok. Ok.
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I'm coming.
Here I come.
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[Shred] You got it!
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[crowd applauds]
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You got it, Frank.
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Nice and easy.
Just hop in there, bunny.
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[goal alarm sounds]
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[crowd cheering]
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I think I just invented
a new sport.
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Yeah!
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Woooo! [laughs]
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[theme music plays]
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♪
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♪
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[Shred] Man, your dating profile
is fire, Frank.
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Look at that picture
of you gardening.
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I don't even know
what vegetable that is.
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It's so cool.
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It's a parsnip.
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And you should probably
familiarize yourself
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with organisms on your
intellectual wavelength.
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If I didn't know you were real
I'd think you're fake.
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Man in uniform saving kittens,
community garden, 6'4"...
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Ashley and I have been messaging
non-stop
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since we matched
two weeks ago.
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Isn't getting to know people
the best?
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But it's weird because I now
know so much about her.
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I helped her pick out a rug.
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I mean, we talk about everything
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except for going on
an actual date.
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That's how dating is now.
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It's why the birth rate
is declining.
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No. I'm gonna speed things up.
I'm gonna call her.
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That's a mistake.
Nobody calls.
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Well, why would there be
a call button on the app
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if nobody does that?
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Truck 12 calling for back-up.
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Frank is trying to call a lady
out of the blue on a dating app.
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Truck 8 responding.
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Don't do that. Nobody does that.
It's weird.
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I'm calling.
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[ringing]
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Standing by.
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Hello?
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Oh hey, Ashley, it's Frank.
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Ok.
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I know that, um, we've been
messaging a lot,
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but I thought that uh,
we could actually talk.
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And here's me talking.
How are you?
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To be honest, a little
uncomfortable.
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Ooh, that's not good.
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Frank, watch your angle.
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From that low you're
all neck. There you go.
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Uh, do you want to go
to dinner sometime?
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[hangs up]
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The call dropped.
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Oh, that was a delightful
train wreck.
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Delightful.
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How did they find me?
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No way.
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No. Another gift from
your secret admirer?
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Yes, Blummies.
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A what?
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Which is crazy, I don't know how
they found these.
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What are Blummies?
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Blood gummies?
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Hmm.
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Never caught on outside
New Zealand.
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There's so many of them.
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I mean, do you guys want
a pack?
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I'll take some home.
Rick's an adventurous eater.
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He once ate yogurt that had
been expired for two days.
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Mmhmm, crazy.
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Hold on, this says that my
secret admirer is finally ready
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to reveal themselves tomorrow
morning at 9:00.
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You're not actually
into this walking, talking,
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future true crime podcast,
are you?
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Well, they're really trying.
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And not in a creepy,
calling-out-of-the-blue
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-on a dating app kind of way.
-[Patel] True.
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Yeah, it's not creepy at all
to send blood-based candies
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from an undisclosed location.
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[Patel] That's extortion!
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Shred, get over here!
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Our house flip is about to flop.
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The bid from the contractor
came in. It's $10,000.
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For a simple paint
and carpet job?
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For a simple paint
and carpet job!
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Ok, you're out, Greg.
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Going with plan B.
See ya. Patel. Send.
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Ok, well we probably should've
had a quick side bar.
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But it's cool.
What's plan B?
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Uh, plan B is we do
it ourselves.
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Hell yeah.
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Right?
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Are we capable of that?
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Not only are we capable,
we cost zero dollars.
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Ok, then yet again, hell yeah!
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[buzzing]
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Pssst.
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-[dog whimpers]
-Sorry.
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Um, hey. So I know someone
that works at the DMV.
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Oh, no one likes a braggart.
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She ran the plates on the car
that dropped off
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the Komodo dragon, no hits.
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Oh. So, fake plates?
Wait, what's that?
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[barks]
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Good point.
Maybe a stolen car.
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That's what she thinks,
so she's gonna keep digging
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and let me know if she finds out
anything else.
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Ok.
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So... I heard about the call.
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Yeah, I used my phone
calling device
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to make an actual call
to a person.
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What a weirdo I am.
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Sorry, online dating sucks.
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Yeah. It's a hellscape
of personality disorders.
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I don't know why I can't just
meet someone in real life.
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Totally.
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Through a friend
or something, right?
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Right.
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I mean, that way you could find
somebody compatible
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and possibly have a shot
at an actual relationship.
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Exactly, 'cause actual dating
is the worst.
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-Yeah. It's the worst.
-Mmhmm.
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I mean, do you have somebody
in mind or whatever?
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I really don't care... whatever.
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Wait, are you-- are you
actually asking me
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to set you up with somebody?
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Please, I'm 6'4”.
I don't need help dating.
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Do you have somebody in mind
or whatever?
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I really don't care... whatever.
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Wait, do you not want my help
or do you want my help?
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'Cause I actually have someone
in mind.
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What's she like?
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Ok, I'm confused so
I'm just gonna call Rick.
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[ringing]
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[Rick] Hey there, long legs.
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Hey Rick, you're on
speakerphone with Frank.
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[clears throat]
What's up, my man?
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Um, so what do you think about
Tiffany for Frank?
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[Rick] Uh, I love it.
Frank, she's great.
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She's a physical therapist.
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[Rick] And she's also
into gardening
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so you have that in common.
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Mmm?
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Oh, great.
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And not that this matters
in the least, but...
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how would you describe
her looks?
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[Rick] Take me off speaker.
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Ok.
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Here.
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I'm in.
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[Emily] I hope he likes Tiffany.
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Oh, I'm sure he will,
she's great.
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And they have to like us
as a couple, too.
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Yeah, we need 'em
for game night.
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I just think Frank and Tiffany
would be perfect together.
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Do you think they would go
apple picking with us?
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I'm getting sweaty
just thinking about it.
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[laughs]
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Wait, yeah, you don't--
you don't look so great.
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[gags]
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Oh, what's-- what's happening?
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[gags]
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Oh. I think I overdid it
on the Blummies.
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-Oh, ok.
-Give me that bag.
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Uh, what-- what bag?
There is no bag!
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Wait, do you want this?
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[groans] Oh.
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Just like anything, like
a receipt or... [gagging]
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Stop doing that 'cause
I'm a sympathetic vomiter.
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[retching]
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It's climbing.
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Oh, Frank, hey.
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I'm so sorry, um, Rick's
actually in the parking lot.
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He overdid it
with the blood candies
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and he's now sneezing
diarrhea,
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um, so we need to go
to a car wash
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and then probably
an urgent care.
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Everyone heard.
No one's eating now.
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Right. Ok, um, but I--
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Oh, okay. Hey Tiffany
this is Frank.
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-Hi.
-Frank, Tiffany.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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But I feel like
I've seen you before.
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Do you garden at the Queen Ann
community garden?
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I do. Are you plot 14B?
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Yes, and you are 14A, right?
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I am, yeah.
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[Tiffany] You have all of
that amazing bok choy.
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Gotta give credit
to the 200 days
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of annual rainfall that we get.
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But your snow peas, you-- you
wouldn't believe them, Emily.
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Oh.
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They're perfect.
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Um... uh, Rick keeps
texting me actually,
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and his texts are making
less and less sense,
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I think he might be delirious
so I um--
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-Go, go.
-I have to go.
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Go.
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I'm so sorry.
Are you gonna be ok?
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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You've introduced us and given
us quite a conversation starter.
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[Shred] Let me ask you
something.
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What's the first thing
you touch in a room?
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Door.
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At night.
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Light switch.
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-Ding ding.
-Yeah.
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Look at these beauts.
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What the... authentic craftsman
style look?
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I like the sound of that.
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Oh my gosh.
They work with dimmers.
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Dude... no.
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It's like having 32 lights
in one.
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We have to, right?
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Dude, it's a no-brainer.
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Give the whole dining room
a facelift.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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Oh god.
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What? What?
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It's Greg.
It's the guy we fired.
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No.
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He's coming over here.
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Greg's here.
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He's right there.
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Don't say anything.
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I'm gonna say something.
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Gre- [clears throat]
Greg.
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Greg?
[laughs nervously]
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Greg. Hey man, what're--
what're you doing around here?
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I'm a general contractor.
I come here every day.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Totally.
258
00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:22,526
Yeah.
259
00:08:22,712 --> 00:08:24,361
So, who'd you end up going with
for the job?
260
00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:27,623
Uh, we actually-- we decided
to tackle it ourselves.
261
00:08:27,776 --> 00:08:28,198
Yep.
262
00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:29,292
You get it.
263
00:08:29,669 --> 00:08:32,612
Lot of Red Vines for a simple
paint and carpet job.
264
00:08:32,614 --> 00:08:34,204
Curious, do you think
this is enough paint
265
00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:36,132
for the whole job, or...?
266
00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,041
[scoffs]
267
00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:38,451
You guys know
what you're doing.
268
00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:39,352
[knocks]
269
00:08:41,547 --> 00:08:45,641
And correct me if I'm wrong
but drywall is just wall?
270
00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:46,693
Greg?
271
00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:52,815
Oh hey. Is Rick alive?
272
00:08:52,892 --> 00:08:54,409
Uh, yeah.
He's keeping liquids down.
273
00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:56,469
Um, how was the date
last night?
274
00:08:56,471 --> 00:08:57,637
Pretty good.
275
00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,489
I give the appetizers a four,
the goodnight kiss a nine.
276
00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:02,675
I'd give it a full ten
but we clanked teeth.
277
00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:06,312
Ok, well it sounds like Tiffany
had a good time, too, so...
278
00:09:06,314 --> 00:09:07,404
Wait, did she text you?
279
00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:10,166
I texted her, actually.
Very casual, see how it went.
280
00:09:10,242 --> 00:09:12,427
She gave your date
a thumbs up.
281
00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:14,654
Alright, well I will accept
that rave review.
282
00:09:14,656 --> 00:09:15,763
Mmhmm.
283
00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:19,508
Wait a minute, uh, was it
an emoji or a text on its own
284
00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:21,102
or a reaction to a text?
May I?
285
00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:22,419
Ok.
286
00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:25,498
So it was a reaction to a text
which is not as good, right?
287
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,275
No, no, she had a good time,
Frank.
288
00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:29,110
You're exactly
where you wanna be.
289
00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:31,003
Oh, no, I'm not.
I hate dating.
290
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,097
I just wanna skip to the part
where we're binge watching
291
00:09:33,174 --> 00:09:34,340
tv shows and gaining weight.
292
00:09:34,342 --> 00:09:36,008
Like a relationship?
293
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,434
I don't wanna put labels
on things.
294
00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:39,954
It's just that thing where
you're content and monogamous
295
00:09:40,031 --> 00:09:41,105
and all that crap.
296
00:09:41,366 --> 00:09:43,941
I could text her, propose
a second double date,
297
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:44,942
maybe after work?
298
00:09:45,203 --> 00:09:46,294
What is going on with you
and double dates?
299
00:09:46,371 --> 00:09:48,445
Just be alone
with your boyfriend.
300
00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:49,631
Have you guys run out
of stories?
301
00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:52,525
This is not about me,
it's about you finding someone
302
00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:55,544
that you can, you know, bring to
game night or the apple orchard.
303
00:09:55,621 --> 00:09:57,788
Apple picking,
making apple tarts.
304
00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:59,548
Cool. Let's text her.
Great.
305
00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:00,475
Yeah? Ok.
306
00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:02,551
Sure. I mean, without
the apple picking.
307
00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:03,293
Maybe.
308
00:10:03,538 --> 00:10:04,387
People get paid
to pick apples.
309
00:10:04,463 --> 00:10:05,388
[message alert]
310
00:10:05,631 --> 00:10:07,315
Hey, Tiffany's in.
Told you she likes you.
311
00:10:07,392 --> 00:10:09,633
That's great.
What did she say?
312
00:10:09,635 --> 00:10:10,634
Thumbs up. Yeah.
313
00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:11,227
Great.
314
00:10:11,303 --> 00:10:12,654
[phone alarms chiming]
315
00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:15,381
[gasps]
Ok, here we go.
316
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:16,473
Wait, did you guys actually
set alarms?
317
00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:17,808
Oh yeah.
318
00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:20,219
T-minus five minutes until you
meet the stalker of your dreams.
319
00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:21,162
We found this
on your locker.
320
00:10:21,556 --> 00:10:23,498
I wanted to read it but
somebody wouldn't let me.
321
00:10:23,574 --> 00:10:24,724
All will be revealed in the--
322
00:10:24,909 --> 00:10:26,726
--in the multi-purpose room.
Yeah, I did take a peek.
323
00:10:26,728 --> 00:10:29,078
Awe, you get to meet your
one true love in the room
324
00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,487
where we de-worm cats.
325
00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:31,339
Wow.
326
00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:32,748
Ok, I will take it from here.
327
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,566
Awesome.
328
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:34,734
I think we should all
just take it.
329
00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:37,737
I... I think this...
this is a me thing.
330
00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:38,179
Mmhmm.
331
00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:39,255
Well, I mean...
332
00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:41,182
-I feel like a we... we thing.
-Yeah, I'll go.
333
00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:42,350
This has the potential
to be very romantic.
334
00:10:42,427 --> 00:10:43,426
Oh, yes, romantic.
335
00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:45,745
Once this person goes
from breaking into your locker
336
00:10:45,747 --> 00:10:48,356
to breaking into your home
you'll be positively swooning.
337
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,415
Ok, shut up.
338
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,750
I'm trying to be open
to the possibility
339
00:10:50,752 --> 00:10:52,101
of something different--
340
00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:53,027
Mmhmm.
341
00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:54,011
And I'm willing to give
this person a chance
342
00:10:54,513 --> 00:10:57,273
as long as they're over 18
and under...
343
00:10:57,926 --> 00:10:59,534
As long as they're over 18.
344
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:00,368
Yeah.
345
00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,460
[gasps]
346
00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:02,611
[Frank] Wow.
347
00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:04,780
[Emily] Oh Victoria!
348
00:11:04,857 --> 00:11:06,356
I knew it was water guy!
349
00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:07,858
Oh my god, yeah. I can
work with this.
350
00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:09,285
Hi.
351
00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:10,360
Uh...
352
00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:10,861
Oh.
353
00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:12,121
Pardon me.
354
00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:14,106
Happy birthday,
I guess.
355
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,124
Yes, thank you.
356
00:11:15,944 --> 00:11:18,052
So it's not sexy water guy?
357
00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:19,128
Yeah, so who is it, then?
358
00:11:19,205 --> 00:11:21,764
[balloons popping]
359
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:24,800
Ta-dah!
360
00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:27,470
[Victoria] Ah, there he is. Ok.
361
00:11:27,546 --> 00:11:29,805
This is a prank.
Well done, Frank.
362
00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:30,790
Oh, no, I didn't do this.
363
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:31,974
Of course it was Templeton.
364
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,627
Literally the last person that
you would think it would be.
365
00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:35,461
[Emily] This is a twist.
366
00:11:35,463 --> 00:11:37,129
-I got HR on hold...
-Uh-huh.
367
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,465
-...just in case this escalates.
-Mmhmm.
368
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,300
But also I'm recording this
because this is too much.
369
00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,334
[Emily] Yeah.
370
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:42,985
[whispers] I thought it would
just be the two of us.
371
00:11:43,062 --> 00:11:43,652
[Patel] Huh?
372
00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:44,728
We can't hear you
over here.
373
00:11:45,098 --> 00:11:45,488
-Can't hear what you're saying.
-'Cause I'm recording.
374
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:46,505
[Patel] Just turn it up
just a little.
375
00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:48,991
I said I thought it
would be the two of us,
376
00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:50,418
but I've come this far
so I'm wondering if,
377
00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:52,069
as your former secret admirer,
378
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,405
I could openly admire you
on a date.
379
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:56,665
[Frank] You said you'd
be open to anyone.
380
00:11:56,742 --> 00:11:58,125
No thank you.
381
00:11:58,202 --> 00:12:00,744
Ah, well that was
three months and $3,500
382
00:12:00,822 --> 00:12:02,412
that was not spent wisely?
383
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,414
Oh, well, from where
we're standing
384
00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:05,491
it was worth every penny.
385
00:12:05,676 --> 00:12:07,676
Alright, well you can tell
a man's character
386
00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:10,846
by how he reacts on
his darkest moment
387
00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:13,775
so I'm going to just leave
and do the right thing.
388
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:14,683
Ok.
389
00:12:14,685 --> 00:12:15,526
Ok, everybody.
390
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,655
You have a...
391
00:12:26,197 --> 00:12:28,122
What's that smell?
392
00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:31,292
Oh god, it smells like
burning hooves.
393
00:12:31,327 --> 00:12:32,168
Yeah.
394
00:12:39,377 --> 00:12:44,713
Somebody has killed the only
thing I've ever loved.
395
00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:45,598
Blummies.
396
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:47,457
Templeton.
397
00:12:47,811 --> 00:12:49,626
Ohhh... [sniffs].
398
00:12:49,704 --> 00:12:51,145
They jammed my boy.
399
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,523
They jammed my boy!
400
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,374
Oh boy.
401
00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:57,226
You brought this evil
into our house.
402
00:12:57,303 --> 00:12:59,879
Woah, back, ok?
Do not turn this around on me.
403
00:12:59,881 --> 00:13:00,655
A man asked me out.
404
00:13:01,049 --> 00:13:03,399
I said no and, what,
I deserve vengeance?
405
00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:05,309
And I'm just putting
this out there,
406
00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,236
it could have been Rick.
He also likes Blummies.
407
00:13:07,238 --> 00:13:08,888
Nope. This is Templeton
level of petty.
408
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:09,905
He did this.
409
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,074
He probably did it while we were
still laughing at him.
410
00:13:12,076 --> 00:13:14,001
He never complained,
411
00:13:14,078 --> 00:13:15,485
no matter what
I put inside him.
412
00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:16,671
What?
413
00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:18,230
That's tough wording, Frank.
414
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,590
Yogurt time.
415
00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:24,136
I'm gonna come back, ok.
416
00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:29,758
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
417
00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:30,601
[clinking]
418
00:13:33,431 --> 00:13:34,246
Mmm.
419
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,264
-That is good.
-Mmhmm.
420
00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:36,223
Glad we got the bottle.
421
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:37,766
Yeah, it really is the most
sophisticated way
422
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,268
to get hammered.
423
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,528
Be cool, my dear.
424
00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:41,529
I'm cool.
425
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:42,679
I have your salads here.
426
00:13:42,681 --> 00:13:44,365
Oh, I don't believe
we ordered salads.
427
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:46,534
Actually, uh, I took
the liberty,
428
00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:49,261
these salads are made with
vegetables from my garden.
429
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:53,616
What? Frank, that is
so thoughtful and sweet.
430
00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:57,361
And I might have snuck
some of Tiffany's snow peas
431
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:58,938
and watermelon radishes
in there.
432
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,139
Oh.
433
00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:02,216
How delightfully unexpected.
434
00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:04,701
Did you pick them
from my plot?
435
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,128
I certainly did.
436
00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:07,430
[laughs nervously]
437
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:08,797
Oh.
438
00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:09,798
It's so nice.
439
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,393
It's so specific.
440
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:15,287
Rick, why aren't you doing
this kind of thing for me?
441
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,455
Oh, you got me in trouble.
442
00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:17,640
Yeah, Rick, what the hell.
443
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:18,733
[laughs] So great.
444
00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:20,401
Um, if you'll excuse me
445
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:23,237
I'm going to use
the ladies room.
446
00:14:23,314 --> 00:14:24,030
Ok.
447
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:26,782
Isn't she great?
448
00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:30,560
[Templeton] Oh good,
you're still here.
449
00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:31,487
No, I'm not.
450
00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:32,896
You are, I see you.
451
00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:35,232
And I only have one more
little care package for you.
452
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,493
Ok, if I open that
and it's a dead bird
453
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:38,252
I'm... I'm gonna be so mad.
454
00:14:38,329 --> 00:14:39,236
Not a dead bird.
455
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,237
It's an invoice
with all the receipts
456
00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:43,424
for little New Zealand lollies,
and the basket,
457
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,760
the mileage from my trip
to Spokane
458
00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:47,595
to the specialty store
for you.
459
00:14:47,672 --> 00:14:49,579
You're seriously charging me
for your crush?
460
00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:50,656
You led me on.
461
00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:52,767
You're like a classic temptress
from Oceania.
462
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,660
Ok. I did not lead you on.
463
00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:57,163
I have shown you nothing
but contempt and distain.
464
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,088
I really don't--
465
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,106
-Playful contempt and distain.
-Playful?
466
00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:00,182
And that is very confusing.
467
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:03,319
You have 30 days or interest
starts to accrue.
468
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:06,596
Unless--
469
00:15:06,674 --> 00:15:07,356
-No.
-Ok.
470
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,282
You know what?
471
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:09,858
I only date women made
in America, anyway.
472
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:10,701
Oh.
473
00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:13,371
No.
474
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:15,864
[buzzing]
475
00:15:15,941 --> 00:15:17,016
You hear that?
476
00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,459
That's the sound of generational
wealth accruing.
477
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:19,460
[laughs]
478
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:23,297
Ugh.
479
00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:25,374
The sawdust tastes
like bad mushrooms.
480
00:15:25,451 --> 00:15:26,634
Yeah. What?
481
00:15:26,711 --> 00:15:27,635
Gross.
482
00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:29,378
Oh, that's black mold.
483
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:30,879
-Black what?
-That's black mold.
484
00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:31,973
That's black mold.
485
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,699
I'm not up on my molds
but is that worse than green?
486
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,309
It might just be
that one little spot.
487
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,310
It's fine, just open it up.
488
00:15:36,387 --> 00:15:37,645
-Open it up?
-Open it up!
489
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,521
Ok.
490
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:46,562
That seems bad.
491
00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:47,488
It's probably just the--
492
00:15:47,732 --> 00:15:49,473
That's probably
the end of it, right?
493
00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:50,640
Probably.
494
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,734
Unless it goes down.
495
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,035
No chance it goes down,
right?
496
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,557
We gotta get out
of this house!
497
00:15:58,909 --> 00:16:00,226
We gotta get out
of this house!
498
00:16:00,578 --> 00:16:03,504
You don't think the whole
salad thing was weird,
499
00:16:03,581 --> 00:16:06,065
I mean, everybody cheered when
the guy did it on Instagram.
500
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,342
I'm just gonna say it,
I thought it was cute.
501
00:16:08,419 --> 00:16:11,420
So cute, right?
I mean, also very masculine.
502
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,163
I think it might be good
to acknowledge
503
00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:14,256
that from Tiff's perspective
504
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:16,575
it could have come off
as a bit invasive.
505
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,211
Invasive?
Honey, excuse me, but what?
506
00:16:19,247 --> 00:16:21,188
Well, you know, he just stole
her veggies--
507
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,100
Stole? It's a community garden.
Basically an open field.
508
00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:28,270
And if anything, her reaction
was a little nutty.
509
00:16:28,272 --> 00:16:29,421
I mean, running away
to the bathroom?
510
00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:32,182
I just think you could have used
your own vegetables,
511
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,442
like simplified the gesture.
512
00:16:33,444 --> 00:16:36,612
No. No, no, no.
Mixing is what makes it special.
513
00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:39,765
Two people from different plots
coming together
514
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,042
to form something new.
515
00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:42,601
Yes. Rick gets it.
516
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,361
Ok. Shall we just leave it
at that?
517
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,547
Just say it's a grey area,
even though I'm right.
518
00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:49,124
When do you think
she's coming back?
519
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:50,200
She's gonna be back
in a second.
520
00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:51,460
She's been gone 10 minutes.
521
00:16:51,462 --> 00:16:52,127
Babe...
522
00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:53,128
What? She has.
523
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,780
Emily, I think you're right.
She ghosted me.
524
00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:56,632
At the very least she's sitting
in a bathroom stall
525
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,133
trying to figure out
how to ghost me.
526
00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:58,893
No, I... I didn't say that.
527
00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:00,210
That's quite a leap, pal.
528
00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:02,229
I mean, we'd see her if she
left, we're right by the door.
529
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:03,547
The bathroom has a window.
530
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:04,623
Honey, you're killing him.
531
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:06,567
You're not texting Tiffany
right now, are you?
532
00:17:06,644 --> 00:17:11,072
I just want to let her know
that it is not ok.
533
00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:12,464
You're typing pretty hard
over there, buddy.
534
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,723
Want a second set of eyes
on that?
535
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,527
No, I'm just letting it roll,
don't wanna overthink it.
536
00:17:16,562 --> 00:17:20,614
All caps, exclamation point,
exclamation point, send.
537
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,473
[message alert]
538
00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:23,584
Sorry, one of my clients
called me.
539
00:17:23,661 --> 00:17:25,494
Um... did you text me?
540
00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:26,328
No.
541
00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:29,406
Uh... you know, I just um...
542
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,408
my phone's unlocked and I kinda
move my finger on it
543
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,502
and it just spells words.
544
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:35,671
My snow peas are as hollow
of flavor
545
00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:37,581
as I am of good character?
546
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,657
[Emily] Oh, dear.
547
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:39,583
Yeah.
548
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,477
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
549
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,314
Oh. Uh... ok.
550
00:17:47,759 --> 00:17:48,526
[message alert]
551
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:53,172
Oh, yeah.
Uh, thumbs down.
552
00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:55,674
Wanna skip to dessert?
I'll order three bourbons.
553
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:56,700
Do you guys want anything?
554
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,370
[phone ringing]
555
00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:02,606
What can I do for you,
Templeton?
556
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,291
Nice try, I know you sent
the email.
557
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:05,609
What email?
558
00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:08,036
Don't play dumb, the one from
the Royal Highlander Quartet
559
00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:09,296
inviting me to audition?
560
00:18:09,373 --> 00:18:10,539
I don't even know what that is.
561
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,040
Come on, you sent me
a fake email
562
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:14,284
from the preeminent
bagpiper ensemble
563
00:18:14,362 --> 00:18:15,452
in the Pacific Northwest
564
00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:18,121
'cause you know I wanna be taken
seriously as a bagger.
565
00:18:18,199 --> 00:18:19,214
Well, this might surprise you
566
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,049
but I didn't even know
that you play the bagpipes.
567
00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:22,309
Really?
So you don't remember me
568
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:24,219
in a tartan kilt
at the cougar funeral
569
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:26,296
playing Tears in Heaven,
or at the wake
570
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:28,632
when I brought the house down
with Sexual Healing?
571
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:29,441
Nope.
572
00:18:30,394 --> 00:18:31,134
Huh.
573
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,303
Maybe you didn't send
that email.
574
00:18:33,381 --> 00:18:34,971
No, I didn't send it.
575
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,048
Ok. Thank you.
576
00:18:36,308 --> 00:18:38,233
I'm gonna go now and if you try
and call me back
577
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,326
and it doesn't go through
578
00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,537
that's because I blocked you
forever, ok? Bye.
579
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:43,539
[honking horn]
580
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,498
Excuse me?
Can I help you?
581
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,684
I'm here for the Royal
Highlander Quartet audition.
582
00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:06,762
Auditorium's this way, right?
Hydrated, ready to blow pipe.
583
00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:08,022
[bell rings]
584
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:12,026
[indistinct conversations]
585
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:16,939
[Victoria] That's him!
586
00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,349
That's the creepy old man
pretending to be a student
587
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,517
-Oh geez.
-...at this school!
588
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,035
No.
589
00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:22,686
He's probably a pervert!
590
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,430
Oh no, no, no.
591
00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:28,767
I'm-- [clears throat]
I'm an animal control officer.
592
00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:31,462
That blows pipe.
Uh, bagpipe.
593
00:19:46,303 --> 00:19:46,635
Frank?
594
00:19:46,712 --> 00:19:47,636
Yeah.
595
00:19:47,879 --> 00:19:48,971
What're you doing in
the grooming hammock
596
00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:50,064
with the lights off?
597
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,550
Good for my back and the lights
are on a motion sensor.
598
00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:56,886
So, was justice served?
599
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,130
I don't know, you tell me.
600
00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,466
That's the creepy old man
pretending to be a student
601
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:02,776
at this school!
He's probably a pervert!
602
00:20:02,778 --> 00:20:05,137
[laughs]
603
00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,062
That's good.
604
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:11,418
I uh, buried a panini press
behind the building.
605
00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:14,646
It was a short and touching
service so thank you for that.
606
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,647
How was your date?
607
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,092
Crushed it.
This is my celebratory dangle.
608
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,242
[laughs]
609
00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:21,428
It was one of those dates
where the starter salad
610
00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:24,323
turns into a “I never wanna see
you again” salad.
611
00:20:24,325 --> 00:20:26,325
Oh, that's rough.
612
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,101
Yeah.
613
00:20:27,177 --> 00:20:28,343
But I'm in no place to judge.
614
00:20:28,754 --> 00:20:30,846
I actually thought I might have
a super sexy secret admirer
615
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:33,499
but instead I got Templeton.
616
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:37,569
Love, like cornhole, is a game
I'll never understand.
617
00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,431
[horn honking]
618
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:42,599
What was that?
619
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,527
That's the water delivery guy.
He's so hot.
620
00:20:45,604 --> 00:20:49,181
I needed a palate cleanser.
He still thinks it's my birthday
621
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,940
and I told him to pick me up
after his shift.
622
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:54,110
Oh, well he brought the delivery
truck so I hope he takes you
623
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:56,672
to the most romantic
distribution center in town.
624
00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,508
Goodnight, Frank.
625
00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:03,512
Can you give me a push?
626
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:09,310
Hi. I recently made a purchase
I'd like to return.
627
00:21:09,386 --> 00:21:11,812
Well, I know you're a realtor,
that's why I called.
628
00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,314
[dial tone]
629
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,273
Hello?
630
00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:16,516
It's no use, buddy.
631
00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:18,652
These closing docs
are rock solid.
632
00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:19,561
I'm still in if you are.
633
00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:20,487
Oh, I'm still in.
634
00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:21,730
Because legally neither of us
can walk away.
635
00:21:22,383 --> 00:21:26,660
Yeah, that's what I found
in my due diligence, as well.
636
00:21:26,737 --> 00:21:29,330
So, what's our next move?
637
00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:36,503
I'll do it, but now it's double
the price.
638
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,713
When can you start?
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